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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, it's showtime here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We are yes for this. You're about to experience this show.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
How would you like to get down with some real
gangsters with the ringleader Eddie.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor strong the enforcer thor am I negative all
the time? Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in
black from head to toe.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's show and it stucks right there.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Let's play a little Let's get to know new assistant
producer Jamie Game here. Oh really yeah, first time on
the mic. First, this is happening, Not really, but it's fine. Listen, James,
pay attention here.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Okay, James, I thought you said when he's in trouble.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
He got in trouble right there, a little bit. Okay,
no goofing off on the.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Mike, goofing off, no goofing off.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Jamie was just telling us Foo Fighters his favorite band.
Yeah you know I met Davel before.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh look at you?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, good guy, Yeah, really nice guy. Yeah, I've been
trying to impress them. Yeah, thanks Jamie, You're back in
my good grace.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So Jamie told us, Also, he plays in a band,
a rock band, and that's the first song you ever
sang live. Yeah in person, it was pretty people.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Yeah, because we're supposed to play an event with the
singer that we had, but she couldn't make it. She
had like a test or something so.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Weird, so we scheduled that.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Yeah, so we were like, oh, we still want to
perform it. It wasn't like a show, it was like
like an acoustic night kind of thing. So we're like,
we're still going to perform because we want to. We
already signed up for it, so we split. Yeah, so
we lit two songs. We did my hero food Fighters
that's the when I sung, and then our other guitar
(02:04):
player played four non blondes.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, what's up? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So what instrument do you play? You played just regular guitar.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I play guitar bass yeah, wow, So guitar and one
band and then bass in the other two bands, sir.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
And how are your vocals? You are you confident in
your vocals?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm still working on it, working on that.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
I was taking singing classes in college and the last
semester I just didn't take it because I didn't have
room in the schedule.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh did you drop clarinet?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, really Clarinett. This guy's incredible, Nick Cannon in
that movie Funny because you were in the band. Yeah,
I could see. I'm making fun of myself because I was.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
And I think Jamie's too young to know drum line.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, no, I haven't it, but I know no drum line.
He was born and when two thousand and two d
I was saying, when we talked about the eminem song,
I was like, I want to throw back to two
thousand and two. This is a great year for me.
And then and like how great it was, and he goes,
I was born in two thousand and two, so.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's a good year for him too. A light sky
and I started mornings at Rocking Offactory in two thousand
and four.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Wow around, run around singing my hero. There you go.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's a that's a little taste to James, A little
taste to James. We're gonna about getting another taste here
of other things that we figured out over the years,
Can you guys still ride a bike. If you got
on a bike, could you still ride it?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I think so, Emily, Yeah, I was just on a
bike the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What motocross?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Uh? No, we have bicycles at our house. My son
Read is really into his bike, and we have an
old beat a beach cruiser that I cruised around out
front of our house a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Wheelies or no.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Wheel jo, no jobs, now wheelies. I can get along
on a beach cruiser just fine. You're pretty good. Really,
it's not that hard. You say that, but I mean bike.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, but I mean a bike. I haven't ridden a
bike bike since Sky and I rode bikes from the
Silver Strand back in you know, like twenty seventeen or something.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, and it was awkward summer hitless Chalice.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I was trying to like figure it out. I haven't
ridden I don't ride bikes.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yeah, because you think you're just going to jump on
and go.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
But then as soon as you like realize, oh my god,
I haven't done this in like a decade to figure
it out. Figure it out, but does not feel secure.
You were on a bike, I believe that. Well, yeah,
because that wasn't by the beach. That was after I
did the bike right, Emily? Yeah, yeah, did you ride
(05:12):
a bike?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah? I remember I had that mountain bike I used
to ride. Yeah, what happened to that? It's it's there,
you have it.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
When was the last time you did a mountain trail?
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Man, Well, I got really out of shape. I stopped,
and then I got back into shape and I just
started doing spin again. Excuse me spin classes.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, first of all, I have a peloton, so I
don't know that that counts.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah I can, Yeah, I can, but that's what spin bike, right,
And I feel like I feel like my endurance has
gotten good enough where like I could go on a
trail ride again on a mountain bike.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Let's let's do this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You want to go and do a trail ride? I
mean I'll go and watch you.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I mean I watched you to ride with me. And no, no,
that's crazy. So they asked questions about things like riding bikes.
How many people can still do certain things?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Yeah, things that you know basically most kids can do
type of stuff. They went around and asked over two
thousand adults. Hey do you think you could still do today?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Asked the question like that, yeah, you have to pause
and go Hey, can you ride a skateboard?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Do you think you can still do that?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's a weird question.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
So they started off hey asking, hey, asking about bikes.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Can you ride a bicycle? And twenty four percent a
quarter of people saying no, I know I could. Twenty
four percent of adults.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You could ride. You could not ride a bike for
fifteen twenty years once you get on It isn't the
thing about your legs.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Think about this. We just had an engineer come in here.
You think that guy can ride a bike? Great, I
can't ride a bike. I mean that's you can't ride
a bike. I mean there's people that are like that
guy in the world, right then there are like, no,
you're right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, I don't think you can have it. Yeah. I
don't think of that that way. Like could he rewire
the whole radios?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Sure, he's got different time do that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I can't wire that, but I can't ride. I can
ride a four speed. Could you beat that guy in
a race? Yes you could. Yeah. So it's just different things. Yeah,
different things say nothing bad.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
No, a quarter people can't ride a bike and they
admit it. Okay, next rollerblading, I can still oh remember.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Now what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
When was the last time you've been on a pair
of skates?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So I did ice skating in December. Different, this is okay.
I would say, a pair of roll a pair of
blades twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Okay, and you still believe you strapped those actually.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah. I would take a second, but I'd be fine.
I would. I would recently, yea, I was recently, it
was like six months. No, well, damn it. I would
do like I would do like. I would do jumps
and stuff on it, stop and race people. I was
good man. I played roller hockey for didn't Your wife
claimed to be better than you. Yeah, but she also
claimed to be faster than me, and she beat you.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
On a race. But she beat you once. She beat
you on racey, okay. I was never a rollerblader. It
was a roller skater. We had a roller rink in
Gilroy where I grew up. I had roller rink and
so we'd go down there. You'd have to if you
want to talk to girls in the back. I was
(08:23):
thirteen hours bag.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I can shoot the duck, yeah, I can shoot the.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Yes, absolutely, yeah, turn the lights down, come on.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Would I get a little weird and nervous when uh,
thriller because they would play videos in there, and when
thriller came on, I get a little weird.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You'd get nervous, scary video videos front when he turned Yeah, he.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Doesn't want zombies coming after him.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I feel like, come on, I feel like Eddie. Eddie
would be rollerblading and like having a good time, and
then he'd look and see like Sky and her crew
taking it very seriously. Oh yeah, that crew backwards. Okay,
I don't know. I would be dancing.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
You probably had that little like walker thing that help
you rollerskate? Stop it you roller blade? No so rollerblade
roller skater. I don't think that's our generation.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a pair of
never blade.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I don't think I have either no rollers only roller blade. Again,
it's generational. Yeah, can you roller blade?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I used to be able to have. Okay, once again,
I mean, I don't know how to tell you. There's
a shoe size half it's eight and a half and
it's not that big. It's actually if you google, it's
the most common for women, the most common I just
told you for the five thousand South five. I have
(09:51):
skinny ankles and it makes my skinks.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I look, you have skinkles. Yeah, Cales Wave. You looked
up most common shoe size for women the other day.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
That's that's pathetic.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
You know she did?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You just find out it says size seven. It's not
common sold to a woman a size seven.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That makes sense?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
True?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wow, well my history.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I used to be.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I don't know if I could right now, Okay, put
your phone down. I don't care about the common size.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
We always care about.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Forty six percent of adults say yeah, nope, no, it's
not going to happen, not going to happen. Almost half
of us say that's not going to happen. Skateboarding, dude,
I think.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Every time I think I can do it, and then
I try to do it and I'm like, I can't
skateboard any Yeah. Back in the day, I used to,
like babe, back in the day, I would be I
was a skateboarder a little bit. Oh really a little bit.
I had my on board.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Skateboards board.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Now again, I'm the old guy that thinks he can skateboard,
tries to do it and then breaks his arm like,
I'm not I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I don't think so. I can't stay up on a board?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
What about a longboard?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What about it? You can stand still a skateboard? I
don't think so. Yeah, I'm with Eddy. You don't think
I've never been able to skateboard. I don't know why.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It wasn't really that big where I grew up, but
I had a Ninja Turtle skateboard. I mean I was like,
I was like seven years old, Turtle. I wasn't good
(11:40):
at it. Yeah, I wasn't good at Emily.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
I can skateboard on a longboard. I cannot shortboard. They
are two totally different things. I have a second nine
board at home accent that I wanted an option.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You know why she has a longboard because she'd go
down the pier and O B said get off of it,
grab it and then just start whacking. I never hit it.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
Used to do that.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
They were on short boards and they take another shortboard
to hit the trolls.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, that was I never did.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I never did that.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm very did. I think that is a very no
chance at hell.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Don't even say, don't we know you can't skateboard, don't even.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
It's probably about a year ago. A year ago, jumped
on my daughter's skateboard, made it halfway down the street
and jumped off it because I got so scared and
it just kept going and hit a car. Yeah, I
got scared. So now I sit on the skateboard and
we'll go down the hill sitting on it. But I
can't stand on that thing. It's too scary. It's too scary.
(12:48):
It goes too fast. I'm way too fast. That well,
when they asked over two thousand adults, do you think
you could still skateboard?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Half of us say yes, and half of us half can't.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
More people are saying they can't.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
No, I would say, like I meant, more than half can't, can't.
Most people can. Most people can't.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Okay, Oh man, we are so close, you guys. We
are so pumped and excited for the beginning of the
Summer Olympics.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's almost here. Wow. When does it start? Sky?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
I mean technically the events start in about a month,
but yeah, I know because and you probably feel that
way because they've started ramping up the coverage and it's.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Gonna get stuff every day.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Yeah, and like the torch is going to be lit soon.
I saw a report this morning that halle Berry is
going to get to carry the torch.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
First, a bigger start, I know, I guess I do
think it's I think you have had to be in
the games at some point to carry the torch.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I agree sports, a former sport.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Or somebody that had, like you, overcame an obstacle in
your life, like disability or something.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
No.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
No, even though even that you don't get it, No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I agree if you're going to carry the torch. So
if you have like one limb and you're able to, like,
that's amazing. Do something crazy. If you were in the special, Yeah,
would the special, especially the Paralympics, that's.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Perfect you're in.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
But not.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Halle Berry. No, but she overcame a terrible movie catwoman.
I mean the fact that she survived that. Okay, Yeah,
I'm saying I don't care what you behind movie. I
don't care what you've overcome.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Wow, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, someone say that's one of the hardest things ever
to compete survive.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Stop listen, you don't. You're trying to just distract us
from talking about the game.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You guys said. The Olympics start July twenty sixth. You
know what else? It starts July twenty third NFL training
camp opens. I will be way more locked in, and
as will Eddie. NFL training camp.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Don't you put all my ends of July.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'll be locked in the NFL training camp updates. I
don't care about not who's winning the steeple chase. That's
the race chase only was like, she doesn't even know
what it is, like the discus throw. All sports I
could care less about the only the only sport I
like is the hundred meter dash and a two hundred
miror dash because its who the fast person on earth is.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And that's pretty so simple. I love the games.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You love them? America? Yeah? I root for whoever's there.
It doesn't matter, make any sense. You root for whoever
I think is gonna win for our foot Bulgaria, root
for Germany, for route for Africa.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Okay, that's that's not a root for are Uruguay.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
What So Hold on a minute.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
A Bulgarian wrestler is taking on an American, who you're
going to root for?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
If the Bulgarian wrestler, I feel like he's got underdog
qualities are root for and if I feel like, if
the American loses, then I don't have to hear about
it as much for the Bulgarian.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh you're gonna root again your own country.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It doesn't do much for me. If you win an
Olympic medal, Okay, I'd rather see you win the super Bowl. Okay, dude,
sound like sorry now if I'm not going to say that,
I don't know if it was bad, but sorry, sorry.
(16:44):
I don't care about the Olympics. It's all sports I
don't care about. Like I don't watch discus throwing. Who
watches that during the games? Who watches pole vaulting? I
can't wait? Really, you can't wait?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Slip you're not pumpedes I am.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You're flipping through it.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
You see a guy, what the poe's about to stop?
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Go do it?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
You're not gonna stop and watch?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You know what I say to myself? What made this
guy commit his life to that? Like he wasn't good
at any other like popular sport football or basketball, so
he said, you know what I'm gonna do pole vaulting.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
If he's good at it, Yeah, why wouldn't you go
after it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And that's ridiculous that they don't get These athletes don't
get paid, which is insane. Do they get paid? Okay,
because like NBC's broadcast rights are like billions of dollars
and the whole IOC is massively corrupt. Don't get me
started off. I have a rank.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yes, yes, I want to hear for the athletes, okayor.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
I think some people can maybe relate to you on
being whatever about the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
But then when you don't want the US to do well, I.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Don't want them to do well, where you lose directly said,
So I don't have to hear about it. You directly
said where you lose?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, because in this country, we don't like, we don't
care about losers. So if you don't win, then we
don't hear about it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Well, there would be different sports that we obviously they
are more excited about than others, like.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
One hundred dash.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It could be very absolutely Uh, if you had to
pick a sport to watch during the games, Emily, which one.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Are you picking?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I always get excited when the US women's gymnastics teams
up there, just.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
The women's, not the men.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
More of the women's. Yeah, because watching them on the
floor front I guess I'm a frontrunner.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm an Olympics. The floor was boring.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
One about whe they're flipping and flopping more of an
uneven bar, know what that means.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
And the vaults that's a good one. Hobby horse, the
hobby horse, it's hobby horses. And then I was just
looking at a list of all the sports for this year,
and no, I was just I didn't know. I knew
gymnastics out of the top of my head, but what
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I didn't know is that BMX was in it too,
and they're going to do BMX.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
You're gonna watch racing and freestyle. Really if it's more
impressive that if they win an X Games medal or
a gold medal by the ex game, right, I feel like,
but I feel like they would care about the EU
probably all action sports.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Sean White, you wanted more.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Sky. If you were to pick a sport to watch
what you watch? What could what is the most boring
sport out there? You shut up?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Rhythmic gymnastics.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
I'm really excited this summer.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Canoeing. Yeah, No, I don't like knowing. I don't I'm
not into that. Handball really gets my juices.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I prefer the modern pentathlon.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Okay, I don't even know what. I don't know Modernay,
trampolining is a lot of fun, me and me and
love Bug watching it. Okay, trampolin love Bug, that's weird.
That's just you, guys.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Guys, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
We're gonna do our own Olympic games, our whole family.
And yeah, they do an Olympic family in the backyard. Yeah,
that's that could happen. The booth's walking around this drop foot.
He isn't breakdancing. You're gonna start this year. That's what
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
That's what I'm excited for. But hell y, but I'm
excited for it. But I can't It's not a guarantee
because I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
I don't know how it's gonna go oh popping and locking.
Look at him, go oh?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Is he a robot?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Is he a man? Is he a box?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Back in the day? Man circa nineteen eighty five? Nineteen
eighty five, you give me, I'm old, was before I
was born, So what that's what you have? Breakdanced at
eighty five. That was the height of my breakdancing years. Bro,
I bet put a nice little handkerchief, checkered handkerchief on
my knee so I could do those knee spins on
a cardboard.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Sorry, be a gold medalist.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
He would have just stuck with it, Bro, I didn't
think it would.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Ever make it to the other would you have dedicated
your life to?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
So I'm excited for it, but I don't know how
it's gonna be yet. But what I do love and
what I will watch synchronized swimming.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
No, come on, dude, I love that so much. Hard
Like how it's hard, it's just stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Like when they're doing the underwater spins upside down.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Oh my god, water poolo is harder. That's an actual sport,
excuse just swimming around and waving.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Disagree, so will you you? Guys?
Speaker 8 (21:34):
I love, I love, I love all the waters and
all the gymnastic ones.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
They mess up on the high dives, slip at the
last second, they're all on coordinated going down.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Dude, that first of all, that doesn't really happen. Once
in a while, you get one very rarely. Greg Luis,
remember the time he smacked his head still in the.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Sky. Will you go into your pool at some point
and pretend you're a synchronized swimmer. God a zillion percent.
Do I do that? Now?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (22:05):
I do.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I'm glad wrestling's back. A big wrestling fan. It's not professional. Yeah,
it's not representing the US. That would be legit. The
Rock shows up as the final boss. No, that doesn't
make it makes a comeback. You're making no sense right now. Obviously,
track and field a track field traffic deal is great.
(22:30):
Swimming is kind of fun to watch, you know, the
good races. I don't want to sit there and watch
your eight hundred meter you know whatever. The sprints. I
want the sprints one hundred meters, it's a fifty. That's awesome. Okay,
uh so that that's the kind of stuff that's where
I'm living. But what most people want to watch, well.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
They did a recent poll.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Here's what we want to see rugby, really, water polo, basketball, soccer, volleyball, diving,
beach volleyball.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah that one, when vulball, beach volleyball. I'm with Eddie
on that one.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Brazil got that booty, Yeah, Brazil got that booty.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Four years old. Wow, number three for four years problem. Yeah,
I think the commercials.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
I heard that number three things we want to watch
track and field, two is gymnastics and number one is swimming.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That's a big deal. I will when the I think,
in the next one, look at this guy watching all
the sports. I'm not watching them the sports it I
think flag football starts in the next one, and it's
gonna be like a bunch of retired NFL players school
and people.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
There you go. So we hear about it quite often.
Thor takes the People Magazine's Sexiest Man a Live List
the cover very seriously. Yeah and so so that when
they released it, he puts out his Hottest Hollywood Honk
List Best Look Guys Hollywood Ben Looking Guys in Hollywood
list a year. And this summer is heating up all right,
(24:10):
can because we may have some new people on the list.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Really, Harry and who is it Glennonwell.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Austin Butler are creeping up. I want to see this
uh new blood going on. I want to see this
new bike rider with Austin Butler. Does he does he
get away from the Elvis stigma that he has? I
hope we'll find out. Not sure anybody really about that.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I have a question. I really enjoyed Harry Styles album
and he's a looker.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Harry Styles is Harry's House album is one of the
best albums I've heard in the last ten years. I
feel like one album of the Year last year at
the Grammar is androgynost for He's a little too David
Bowie for me. Yeah, so like he probably isn't going
to make the list. Men like more Buffy. Yeah, and
you gotta be you gotta to be multifaceted. Here he
(25:01):
did a movie. He did a movie that bombs with
Chris Pine.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Get out of Here, Get out of Here.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I can't. I can't have a guy on my list
bomb in the movies. You gotta have a history of
good movies before you can have a bomb.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Well, prior to this Hot Guy list, Thor had a
fictitious group of celebrity male buddies that he said he
wanted to hang out with called the Cool Guy Crew.
Who was on Who was on the CGC?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Do you remember bringing me back? Obviously obviously Tom.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Cruise, Tommy C was the captain, And this is what
he wanted to do. He wanted to play Shirts versus
Skins basketball games with them to the mall and get
like coffees, frappuccinos and then just walk.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
There was no Lulu Viry back then. That's true. There
was I didn't make enough money. Yeah, and it was
Tommy C.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Do that with Tommy C.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, the rock oh Man, Brad in there, of course,
Brad Pitt was in there.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
There was guys that came and went yeah, like Jackman
got bounced. I think chanting. Tatum got bounced.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Weird.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
They both got bounced for singing and dancing too much.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
It was too much. We don't need that.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Brian Gosling was in there for a little while a
little bit had different.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Different obvious every would have gotten bounce because of his
face to his face? What did he do to his face?
That word?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
So Thor has a lot of feelings about male celebrities.
Do so your opinion of this means more than anybody's.
Are there a male celebrity that you would want to
be your brow? Because that means something different? Yeah, you know,
And that's the question that was just recently asked.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
They surveyed thousands of people and we I think, yeah, men,
because if you want to be bro bro. So it's
a question for the guys and it's interesting. A lot
of old school guys still represented, but we do have
a couple age guys, new guys breaking in there.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You know, I probably want to be bros with Justin
Timberlake right now, oh rose.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
With him right now. I don't know if you've seen
the news I have.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I mean, he looks like he's a good time Okay,
I mean, I mean, I'm definitely gonna call an uber,
but yeah, I mean I love the party with that guy. Yeah,
it seems like a good time gulfs Okay, I do so,
I mean this is it would be great, really good time. Okay,
really good time.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's just me.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I got to go to the expert on male celebrities.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You know who you're with? The rock would be up there.
I just would get tired of his constant ads and
he's doing that while you're hanging out. Yeah, I feel
like every time we hang out, he's bringing it back
to his lotion or is tequila or like hey what
do you wan? Who's yeah? Or his shoes. But that
would be fun that brought with the rock. I'm trying
(28:07):
to think of out the celebrities. Obviously, Brad Pitt, I mean, that's.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Gonna bro out with him. He's kind of weird, isn't he.
I don't know, he's gone weird.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Brad Pitt. I want to be on Leo's yacht and
just hang out with him and everybody.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The number one guy for me, he's the king. I'll
take the leftovers. Oh he's even the leftover. Hang on
four and they're all ten ten. Wow, So Leo's the king.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Okay, you're not really going on Leo's I'm going.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
There right now.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I'm part of the posse.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I feel like Chris Pratt would be a lot of fun.
Oh there's probably a lot of you were out on Pratt.
I think I'm not out on him in a sense.
I just think sometimes he's a little much. But I
like Parks and rec I think he'd be really funny.
But he's not that guy. I think he's funny.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
I mean he's all about like his farm life and
his wife and his children.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's a little much and god like that. We're just
what he's doing, just we just want to go to
the strip. So he's not your he's not your sucks
your your that sucks. I feel like Bradley Cooper Coop
Coop he's sober. I'm sober. I do want to.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
I feel like he's a sports fan, takes himself way
too soon.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
You can't hang out with an Eagles fans.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
True. How about Matthew McConaughey. No, that would be fun.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Guys smoking dope right in your face, naked bongos people.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
There's no chance Hamsworth Chris Hamsworth maybe working out with him.
I think that'd be a fun I think that's a
good one.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Yeah, because he likes to be out of nature, he
likes to work out. He's not too crazy partier. Yeah,
that's the first one you've said that.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I think me and Hamsworth, me and Helmsworth.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
What what male celebrities do Most people think they want.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
To be bros with.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Well, recent poll, here are your top ten, number ten
Tom Holland people.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
You know he was for him, He was on top
of my mind, but I always top of your mind.
But I feel like he could be a little dweeby
because he's so small. He's a tiny guy. He's ripped though. Yeah,
but it's easy to be ripped when you're one forty,
You know what I mean, You're one forty, so good
wet it's easy to be ripped us any more ripped? Okay, whatever,
(30:17):
I'm true.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Number nine guy, people want to be there, bro Steve Carell. Now,
this may be the Netflix office effect, you know how
like younger Jener, you.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Don't know nobody would want Michael Scott to be there. Bro,
I know you love Michael Scott, but he's like the
worst bro ever.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Yeah, I think that it must be the office effect
or something, because that's wild.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Number eight Glenn Powell, Of course it is. Wait, I
know about him, Like, what's.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
He even like? I know that he's the next big thing.
That's what I know. Okay, that's what I know.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Seven is Chris Hemsworth, the six, Chris Pratt. Five not
mentioned Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
He's too snarky.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I feel like he's always I feel like every time
you hang out with them, you're like, can you just
can you turn it off for a minute. I just
have a normal conversation, right right.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
Four little old school Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Almost pushed some paparassia. Okay, that was like it was
two years Okay, it feels like Number three Robert Downey Jr.
Really Number sober guy.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Thanks, Number two guy that people want to be there
bro Keanu.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Reeves, no way, hell yeah, okay, okay, and number one
goes to Chris Evans.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
I don't know we've met Chris Evans. He seems cooler now,
but yeah, yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I don't you ever wonder what Ronnie from Jersey Shore
would sound like wishing you happy birthday?
Speaker 10 (31:51):
Harry?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
What's off with your boy?
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Ronnie?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Here?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I just wanted to say, happy birthday.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
I hope you enjoy yourself.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Drink a lot of ron Ron juice GTL.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Though out of your par It's time for the show,
for the shows. Cameo all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Cameo the website where you can order up personalized messages
from different levels of celebrity being go. You know, all
the way from the Caitlin Jenners of the world to
the Emily's from the Show of the World. You know,
that's the range. That's the range where you can get
(32:29):
You guys are similar in a few ways.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I don't know how to take it.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Was a weird example, but it's fine. So yeah, there's
all kinds of different celebrities on Cameo. They set their
own price. We spin a wheel whatever celebrity it lands on.
You guys got to guess how much are they charging on? Cameo?
So let's go ahead and spin the wheel. See it
lands off first?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Okay, well four will know this name, you ladies. Doubtful
it is landed on. Mooky Wilson is maybe one of
the most famous goats in a bad way. You know
how goat used to mean something bad. Yeah. So he
played for the New York Mets back in the heyday
of the Mets and he Oh no, he actually did
(33:20):
something good. I was thinking of you had it reversed. Yes,
so Mookie hit the ground ball that got by Bill Buckle. Yes,
so we'll forget it was only game six. The Mets
won the next game, Game seven to It was one
of the most famous World Series of all time where
Mooki hit the ball and it went through Bill Buckner's
legs and Mooki, you know, got on.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So he's kind of a hero.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Yes, okay, okay, So Mookie Wilson from the New York
Mets from back in the day. How much is he
charging on?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Cameo? We'll start with you.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yes, Oh god, I have no clue where to go
with this.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I mean, he's a very famous name in the baseball world.
He wasn't like a rate player. Yeah he was pretty good,
but hit that he got was that's so famous?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Your teen grounder.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, Buckner, get that glove dirty.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
You know, oh Man, A lot of hardcore New York
sports fans probably dig this. I'm just gonna throw out there,
one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
One hundred fifty bucks.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
What do you think, Skuy, I'm gonna go I'm going
to go higher. I'm gonna say three hundred dollars, three
hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
What do you think, thor I think one hundred and
fifty is a pretty solid choice, So I'm gonna say
one seventy five.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Seventy five. On the other way, Wilson from the New
York Match charges one twenty. Oh okay, you were the
closer to get more than twenty for mookiee. So this
is what you get for one hundred and twenty bucks
from Mookie Wilson.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Hello, Judy Mook.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Wilson here in New York, Mass eighty six World Series champion.
Thank you for meeting beast buy spriend. Thank you for
what mess with you? Because I know it has not
then easy listen, it's not by the maps.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
This is not about me. It's all about your duty.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You got someone who loves your death.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Steven wanted me to wish you a very happy, happy
Mother's Day. So I tell you what, man, mother's are
very special, and he knows he loves you so much.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
They wanted just mothers thing to be so special, to
let me know that you are thinking about you and
that you are loved, and made his mother bring much Jordan.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Mookie. Mookie was on a team called the Cocaine Kids.
I don't know. I'm not saying he is. I'm not
saying he is.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
He might be the captain.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
I wish you could have seen all our faces through
that entire thing, because.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I do understand he was talking so fast.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
That was wild.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah that didn't make any sense. Oh my god boy. Okay,
yeah that's interesting, all right it spinning wheel? See what
lines on this time?
Speaker 11 (35:51):
Oh uh?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
This guy actually has been in our studio before. I
don't know if you guys will remember Josh Harris from
the TV show Deadliest Catch. Remember he was the younger
kind of guy. He's a captain on one of the boats.
I think he just recently got canceled.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Oh he did.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
I think he might have had some stuff, and he's
like they he was one of the more famous guys
on Deadliest Catch where his dad died and he took
over the boat and then and he's you know, they
actually gave him a spin off show where he was
like fishing in Hawaii and doing all this stuff. So
he was one of the bigger names. And then he
wasn't on the last season and I was like why.
(36:29):
And I think he got I think he got.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Sexual assault.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Not great. Josh Harris from Deadly Catch. His dad's Phil, Yes,
Phil well dead.
Speaker 11 (36:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Anyway, so Josh Harris from Deadly's Catch a pretty big show.
He is on cameo? How much do you think he charges?
Skuy nice guy Kim in studio.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Yeah, he was a nice guy. But I feel the
price has probably dropped because of the news. So I'm
gonna go one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Hundred bucks and only just read something about this guy.
Oh not good, Oh not good.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
The allegations are on another level level, not a good level.
So I'm finding it hard to move on right now.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh okay, let stop reading that. It's not good. I'm
assuming this cameo. What did Skuy just say bucks.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Before I saw Emily's strong.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Guy, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say one hundred and.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Emily, uh charging, No, I think you.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
That's what say. You need you need to like to
reset your brain.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Seventy five dollars.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Seventy five bucks. But again, I think Emily is on
it today because Josh Harris from Deadly his catch charges
eighty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Just read what I read.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Oh this is not good. I have no idea what
was being said about this guy?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
This is good. I don't know either. This cameo is
not too weird. Oh I'm so scared. Now this is
what you get for eighty five bucks? Oh no, I
just lost the cameo. What do you mean? Because is
that affected? What did you do? It's not on the
it's not on the Oh shoot, it's not on the
page here. Oh no, you deleted it. Yeah, it was
(38:25):
an accident. I didn't It was an accident. Is it
back up? Is it back up? I'm telling you he
was affected. Jami's putting it back up for me. Oh,
I'm sorry, this thing really affected me. It was a mistake.
Sometimes if with what I have here, I double click
something and it went disappeared, just disappeared. It's my fault.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Well, obviously the only one. You're the only one. They
can do it, all right? Can you stop showing everybody
what is going on here? I don't even want to
I don't even want to hear this.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Can that bad? Oh my god, my god. Hopefully those reports.
Jamie's putting it up right now here we go. Why's
it taking?
Speaker 4 (39:05):
We had the reloads? Okay, all right, this is what
it sounds like for eighty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (39:10):
John? Josh haris here and Father's Day is right around
the corner. I'm actually here with.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
My other buddy. He is my partner in crime and
also a dad.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
We have a kid with the same mom, and we're
hanging out getting ready for our Father's Day preparation. But
I just wanted to wish you happy Father's Day. I
hear you're one hell of an inspiration and Rihanna and
uh you know you and your your lovely young lady
wife to be. Uh you guys get through a lot
of stuff. You had an amazing human Yeah, just keep trucking, dude,
Remember one thing, only catch crabs on the ocean because No,
(39:41):
one likes the guy that catches him on land later.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Joke doesn't go over so well now, no, apparently not
very bizarre. All right, let's spin the wheel, see you
it lands on this time. Well, this is a guy
that Thor is familiar with, and especially Emily because she
(40:08):
was a star of an episode of Bar Rescues was
landed on John Taffor, Thor weaseled his way into one episode.
I know you were. I walked into you were in
like the background.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
In the background of an episode years way before Emily
miked up. You were one of the recon I was recon.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I was told I couldn't he a recon because I
don't drink.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Oh yeah, that means it's kind of rescue.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
To sample the cocktail.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Came John Taffer from Bar Rescue on cameo, what do
you think he charges Thor?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I think.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
If you want to bar bar or something and like companies,
he changes bars and may changes life. Okay, wait what
three twenty three twenty five?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
All right? What do you think, Emily?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah, I feel like you could charge a lot for
the you know, businesses bars. I'm going to say higher
than Thor is it four.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Hundred, four hundred. All right, what do you think, Skuy.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
I'm taking the Emily strategy because it's been winning today,
so I'm going three hundred.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Three hundred. Yes, five, you're the closest. Yes, say it
as you said four hundred. Yeah, it's three fifty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Okay, I hate what it's like that all right, So
Thor's the closest. This is what you get for three
hundred and fifty bucks from John Taffer from Bar Rescue.
Speaker 10 (41:31):
Thor, Christina, well, Keddy and Katie reached out to me.
I know you guys are bar operator. You should have
bought at Taffer's cavern. Congratulations on your new baby. What
an exciting time. You guys are entrepreneurs, you have a business,
you have a new baby. What an amazingly exciting time.
And by the way, Thor, I think the butt funnel
idea might be a good idea, but you better assess
(41:55):
your customers first.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
And I would talk to Christina about those kind of things.
But most important, keeps sutting it down together.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Congratulations on your new baby, and keep shutting it down.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Is he saying four? Yeah? This is for you? I
don't think it was for me. I don't. I don't
remember Toristina. But the butt funnel isn't that. It's an
idea where like there's only one way off the dance floor,
so people have to like butt up against each other
to walk past each other. And it was like his idea,
so it makes people talk to each other as they
(42:25):
walk past each other. But I don't know. I feel
like it's inconvenient.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
What a weird batch it is, What a weird last
It didn't make a lot of sense. This is not
what I was expecting. You know, it's it's a Tuesday.
This is not how I want to start a Tuesday.
I am stunned. We had something completely different that we
were going to chat about here, but all hell has
broken loose here. I don't know what is exactly going on.
(42:54):
It all has to do with Trail Mix and Emily
and Scott.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I don't know what happens.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
I don't know about that Sky.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Calling it out for this right now.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Emily came skipping in here because she came upon something.
You know, She's no, that's the mooch. You need something, okay,
you are definitely if you come upon something free, you
get very excited about that. And that's basically what went
down in our kitchenette this morning with the vending machine.
(43:35):
What we we have a new vending machine in there.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
It's all the talk of the town, new machine, new options.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
You heard it, it's the talk of the town.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
What you said, what do you work in the same building?
I haven't heard. I saw all I got. All I
saw was the email from the lady in the front office,
and that was it. That me too. No one else
has mentioned this vending machine.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
I've had three separate conversations with people in the break
room about.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
The Who initiates the conversations? Who do you think then?
Speaker 8 (44:04):
Then?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Then how is the talk of the Yeah, it's not
the talk of the town. She just initiates the conversation
was the talk of the town.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Those three people had to come back and tell a
fellow employees, Oh my god, sky.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
How am I going there? How does she still work here?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
It's just stop.
Speaker 8 (44:20):
This is the first time we have a vending machine
that takes credit cards. How exciting is that someone was
tapping to pay.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
On that It just didn't work right?
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Well, yeah, yeah, I never liked work. You didn't trust it.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
And then this one also has sodas in the bottom,
which is a fun addition. Well drinks, I should say drinks,
not just sodas. We got bubblies in there, so so
talk of the town in my world.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, I go in there often.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Never heard one percent.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
I was just in there, said three separate conversations, but.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Again you initiated. So anyway, you got this new vending
machine in there, and I don't know what went down,
but might come skipping in here and she asks, guys,
got a free bag of trail mix? And I'm like,
how did you get a brief free bag of trail mix?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Sure did?
Speaker 5 (45:08):
I went in there. Uh my tummy was a little
rumpy this morning. And I will snack on stuff like nuts.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Okay, the wines just sitting in there, n W. You
need some carbs. There's no sitting in there to absorb
it all. I don't think that's it. I just, you know,
don't have that big of a dinner.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
You didn't have your two triscuts.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
I didn't have my two triskets this morning. I was
all out of my snack situation. You guys know, I
have a little basket in there that I keep usually
like triscuts or goldfish crackers in or nuts. I know that,
but I was all out, so I needed to get something.
I did remember also that not because it's the talk
of the town. Not because of the talk of the town,
(45:55):
that we have the new manding machine, and it also
takes debit cards. Perfect grab my dead a card from
my purse and walk into the kitchenette to get my
trail mix. That's when I walk up to the machine
to select my trail mix. And that's when I see
the trail mix bag kind of halfway out, hanging on
(46:17):
for dear life.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Really, and that's why I go, huh, so the last
person got screwed.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's the item that I want.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
So I grab.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
I mean, you guys do comment on my hands and
my strength a little bit, and so I grab the
machine a little bit and I give it a little
shake around.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
My god, it's wild.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Didn't have to shake hard. That bad boy fell down free.
Speaker 11 (46:40):
That trail mix, bragging about your free trail mix, skipping
and bragging the lottery I did with the lottery this morning,
tipped over the vending machine.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
I just gave a little shimmy.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
That's bizarre strength, Just a little shake a little shimmy heavy.
That's when Sky talk about it. Eddie, what the hell
is going on? Because you are making bold claims. Miss, Yes,
that is your trail mix.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yes, what.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Break?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Here's the thing? You break it?
Speaker 8 (47:14):
So this morning I as well low one snacks. Oh no, yeah,
I've never really rumbly. I'm just always kind of snacking
and grace.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
They don't eat a normal meal.
Speaker 8 (47:25):
No, I don't eat actual meals. I just kind of graze.
And so I was sad and as you guys know,
a big fan of trail mix. Pretend like it's happy,
we all healthy, we all just know it's nuts and candies.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Well, all you do is pick around the almonds and
peanuts and things like that and eat the candy part. Yeah,
why don't you just get a bag of M and.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Ms not as healthy, not as healthy. I can't.
Speaker 6 (47:50):
I can't go for a hike after that a trail mix.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (47:54):
But I just feel like if you eat trail mix,
you're ready for a hike, you know what I mean. Okay,
So I'm like, yes, I am, okay, Okay, I don't
need you to pile on this morning. I'm going through
enough with this one over again. Who so, so I say, hey,
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as all my goodies are are printing out because we
meet here in the studio at five thirty. But before then,
I have to print out a bunch of stuff that
I bring. We all hand out papers, whole thing. And
so as I'm printing, I'm like, you know what, I'm
going to go check out the new vending machine.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Well, talk of the town, the talk of the town,
I mean, the top of mind.
Speaker 8 (48:34):
How can you not everyone's bussy mine, buzzy, yeah, buzzing
about it. So I go to the vending machine and
I do not tap to pay because I still don't
trust it.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
I put it. I don't understand why you don't trust it,
Well because the last one or something.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I've never used a credit card on a vending machine,
old very I don't get what they have. The whole
thing is, do you trust it's not going to work?
Or do you trust your bankcounts? I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
I have no idea, but I just have fears surrounding it.
And I have cash in my wallet and I've always
used cash in the vending machine, so I'm not risking
it today.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
I don't need that today, So I.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
For these days used to be a dollar. We're now
in the dollar twenty five jacket.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
You never know. You never know when you go to
the vending machine. Now with cash, you always have to
have a dollar and some change. You used to be
covered with a dollar, not anymore, So dollar twenty five.
Go get my trail mix, put my my dollar in,
put my quarter in.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I'm ready to go change thing.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
I know, right, you think they just get rid of that.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
No, and so they think most people aren't, you know,
really stupid and would just use this credit card.
Speaker 8 (49:49):
It doesn't make me stupid, okay, it just makes me scary.
It just makes me a scaredy cat. And so I
decide I want trail mix. Beat boop up, get my
trail mixed.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Did you make that sound when you were doing it?
Speaker 11 (50:02):
You know I did?
Speaker 8 (50:03):
She did?
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Okay, anytime I hit a button, you know, I have
to make a sound.
Speaker 8 (50:07):
And so the trail mix, I'm standing there, watch that
little wheel go yeah, and then halfway through it's not.
And I know my stuff is printing, and I know
that I'm going to be in the studio, and so
I'm like, okay, I gotta I gotta hurry this up.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
So I give the thing a shake. Nothing happens.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Okay, well, you are one of the most feeble people
I've ever met in my life.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Yeah, I mean honestly, when I went to shake it,
it didn't actually surprise the.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Studio door because it's a heavy door. But it's not heavy.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
She's so weak.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
Okay, so it doesn't come down.
Speaker 8 (50:47):
So I say, mental note, I am going to go
take all the papers, give them out to the studio.
We're going to do our little early morning prep, and
then I am going to go back with another dollar
twenty five, so I will have a bag of trail
mix for today, and then.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
One and then I'll have one.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Crazy that you have two dollars and fifty cents on
you nowadays? I do, I really do. And so that's
my plan.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
Come in here passing out the papers. When miss skippy
pants comes, skim.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Don't get that's you can see? Can you say that
on the air and get a little personal.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
Well, skip it around with so much joy like she's
won the lottery, and in she comes with my paid
for bag of trail mix.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
No, so where are we at here? Does Emily owe
you a dollar? Twenty five.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Oh, she's left or a bag of trail mat.
Speaker 8 (51:51):
Did she go in and get you another bag of
trail planning on buying a bag of trail mix?
Speaker 4 (51:56):
So go, how can you prove that that is your
trail mix to Emily? Because I think that's the question
right now.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Well, I'm not a compulsive liar, and we work together.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Every day, so we know that.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
I mean, I don't know sure on that one. I
don't know if there's a security cam in there.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
If you haven't known to tell lies before.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Well, I mean, this seems pretty extreme.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
This seems really weird and extreme to lie about to
come up on a.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Bag of five.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
I don't think you're gonna get a dollar twenty five
from this lady.
Speaker 8 (52:24):
Well, okay, she doesn't have to give you a dollar
twenty five, but another bag of trail mix that's a
dollar twenty five, you know, But still she was gonna
go buy one. The plan was to purchase a bag
of trail mix.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
After you know, I was heated up. I am heated up.
But after hearing you say things like talk of the
town and your Beebop boo ball and the fact that
you shake the thing loose, I think it's hysterical. There's
no way in hell I'm buying you.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Usually I am on the side of you steal someone
else's food. Yeah, then you should be fired. But I
agree with everything everything Emily just say the beat beepa
the skippy pants. I just can't deal with it anymore.
So I hope Emily enjoys the trail.
Speaker 5 (53:05):
Mix appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
I don't consider what went down stealing like you kind
of came up on something.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I was gonna go back.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Would you be this upset if it wasn't your money
in your trail mix. If it was somebody else and
Emily came in here and said, oh, there was a
trail mix hanging. I shook the thing and came down,
would you even like blink an eye?
Speaker 8 (53:31):
Would I would think, Oh, that sucks for that person.
I'm not going to open an investigation and demand you know,
she repay or whatever. But when it happens to you,
right in your face, and it's someone you thought was
your friend, I mean, well, clearly, clearly not.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
You know, it's funny. I would have walked in there.
And I don't use the Veny machine even though it's
talk of.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
The town yet know what they have.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
If I was, if I wanted to use the Veny
machine and I saw that, I do think it's pretty
wild that she walked up to it and just started
shaking it. I would have put money in and just
gotten to That's probably what I would have done. But
to walk up to it and just start shaking it
is pretty It's that's pretty wid you have. That's pretty wid.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
You have the strength of hercules, you know, I mean,
it is what anybody would do. Anybody that.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
I mean, he just literally I would have put in
money and got him.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Now you're calling you.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
Trail mixes. You should you.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Should give the trail mixing you stole back to Scott.
Thank you. It's already opened, already half we done with it.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
You're crushing it all right, crushing in there.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah, well you have you have a credit card, go
buy uh petty pants over here, a new one be
boop over there, just for that guy.
Speaker 8 (54:46):
And then when I bring in trail mix from home
and I don't enjoy the almonds in the trail mix,
I will always make a pile of my second hand
almonds over here for my friend Emily enjoy.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
She does do that. I thought wear trail mixed boddies.
The almonds are usually stale that she gives me because.
Speaker 6 (55:05):
I've been picking around them for like a month.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
They're not like crunchy. There's like almost that is here. Okay,
what I can do for you is I don't particularly
since I don't necessarily normally like sweets. I appreciate the nuts.
I like the nuts you do, so I will pick
out some of the eminem's and give them to you
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as a constellation prize.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
Constellation.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
It's her, she walked away from it. It's the vending
machines trail mix that I stole.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yes, oh my god, did not see this coming this morning,
especially you two. You guys don't normally fight like this.
Everybody else saves me a kleptot break. So for some reason,
I don't really get it. Women will tend to put
(56:00):
rules on men's bachelor parties. This will happen, happened a
million now. I don't understand because when you have a
bachelorte parties, a lot of times the guys just go, oh,
I have.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
A great time. I couldn't care less.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
Bachelor parties get way crazier than bachelor parties.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
My wife had two bachelorette parties. There was one which
is her and her two friends, and.
Speaker 4 (56:22):
Then one was his dude's No yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
With her two friends and they went to like Santa
Barbara and it.
Speaker 10 (56:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
But then she had a bachelor party at her aunt Tina's,
and I saw some of the video Penis Truss, and
it got crazy from what I saw.
Speaker 4 (56:35):
He's a Penis Strouss.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I mean, you guys, you have to have you and
Emily were there sky do you guys remember remember her
her wedding or bridal shower party. Oh, is different than
a bachelor. It was her like pseudo bachelor. Ye, crazy
at all, Like I didn't even for it got crazy
for Haley. I saw the video.
Speaker 8 (56:55):
But there wasn't like anything inappropriate. Yeah, there weren't any
like you know games.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
I wouldn't care if there were, it wouldn't matter. Sorry, crazy.
I saw the video of her like not being able
to stand.
Speaker 9 (57:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
So for some reason we get told rules for bachelor
parties and you're just like, well, where's the trust?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Man, I can't start wedding, I can't start a magic
like this. Yes, it that's it.
Speaker 4 (57:26):
But for you gals, you can do whatever I want everywhere. Man,
it's not fair. Okay, Well, one lady, I guess is
getting married and you know, the bachelor party is coming up,
and she wants to lay down a certain set of
rules with her man. Now, a lot of times it's
just hey, no strippers period. She's been a little bit
(57:47):
cooler about it, but has one rule.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, so they're gonna get married.
Speaker 8 (57:51):
Like Andy said, the bachelor and bachelorette parties are coming up,
so the details are starting to be set. And they
live in like a bigger town kind of sounds like
San Diego in LA something like that.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
So there's a lot of cool stuff to do.
Speaker 8 (58:04):
So when her man and his friends were planning the
bachelor party, she assumed, Okay, they're gonna probably hit some
of the bars, maybe towards the end of the night,
I'll end up at a strip club. I get it,
it's a bachelor party. But that is when she has
just found out that that's not his plans at all.
They are going to do a house party style bachelor
(58:26):
party where they are going to get strippers from Craigslist
who will come to the house to perform, and that's
where she's.
Speaker 5 (58:39):
Because I've been to house parties like that before. I've
been to like house parties back in the day where
they'd have strippers come.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
I excuse me.
Speaker 5 (58:48):
I've been like to two of them, like, excuse me.
I see what happens in the difference. And I've also
been to strip clubs and had lap dances, and I
know the difference between the strippers that come to somebody's house.
I think one of them was in high school.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
And what was like after that? Rich white kids? Yeah,
rich white kids, re lord.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
So somebody called a stripper and I said, so, what
did you try to say here? I'm saying that it's
a little bit different what goes on in a private
home with strippers and at the club.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
What.
Speaker 5 (59:16):
I can't say the things I saw.
Speaker 4 (59:18):
Wow, I know, didn't the boom?
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, So I didn't even say anything.
Speaker 4 (59:26):
I don't even I haven't even responded.
Speaker 8 (59:28):
So dot dot fun fact. Me and the Hobby got
married when we were very young.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Oh really, yes, like twenty one. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6 (59:43):
We're still together and very in love. So anyway, so.
Speaker 8 (59:49):
I hear, of course that he's going to have a
bachelor party with those friends, and I'm going to do
a bachelorette thing.
Speaker 6 (59:55):
Great and for my bachelorette me and just a handful
of girls.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
This must have been so cool.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
When we went to Marie Calendars, we got our own pie.
Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
We actually went to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Who but but there? But there were no strippers involved
because I didn't want that. Where did you go?
Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
And I wouldn't have gotten.
Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
It kind of was because again I was like twice.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I'm not surprised, but I didn't express no, like.
Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
We had nice dinners, you know what I mean, and
then we got silly in the hotel room.
Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Silly string yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Face mask, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Pined the dog on the Guylma and Louisa. Did you say,
pinned the.
Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Dog on the guy?
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
I did, Yes, I did. And it was not a
real guy, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
It was a poster of crazy as I think there
was a dude standing there getting pinned.
Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Well, you never know, there could be parties get crazy.
There's a sticker on the real human. But anyway, so
that's what I did. And my husband him stayed home
and was gonna hang out with his you know friends,
and so I assumed they were going to one of.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
The strip clubs in town. But basically law No.
Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
I didn't even think to ask questions because again, all
our knowledge was like from movies.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
But like, could you ever see that Tom Hanks movie
Basket Party?
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
No, I actually didn't donkey involved.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I didn't know what Yeah, watch it, Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
So they ended up doing something at one of the
guy's house where, yes, strippers.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Who were found.
Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
We'll get it boom on like Craigslist. I don't even
know if Craigslist was invented.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
There was craigslist.
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
Yeah, like literally the phone book and those were the
girls that came over and quote.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Danced for that strange huh.
Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
Hell yeah, I have no idea. I have no idea
what went on.
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Didn't get upset and go what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Yeah, and he's got some family members that are a
little crazy, so I'm sure I'm sure stuff got nuts.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
I literally didn't know enough at that time to get upset.
Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
I was just like, oh, he goes Oh no, they
brought security, so I figured security would stop and they
just stand.
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Outside the door and they get handed money and they
get Yeah, listen, I've been to bachelor parties like this
at houses, at houses, Yes, they get.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
A little crazy. They get a little crazy. Listen. You
can partake or you cannot partake. You know, it is
what it is.
Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
So do you think this chick is you know, being
a bee by saying no house strippers. You can go
to a strip club, but no house strippers, Like, do
you think that's reasonable based on what you've seen, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I think it's reasonable? Okay, yes, really yeah, I mean
because he's too much thing. Too many things can happen
at a house rather than and I'm not even talking
about her man, Like, there's gonna be other married dudes
there probably where you're like.
Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Oh, you're involved somehow because it was his.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
You go to the strip club, you know, you have
a great time. Guys gonna get put on stage, you're
gonna take a shirt off, and girl's gonna dance around him.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Great.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
And if someone, well the guys wants to go get
a lap dance or whatever, that's his progadence. You don't
see what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I didn't tell I'm over here.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Yeah that's fine. Yeah, he's down with that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Uh yeah, I went to a bachelor party and didn't
think anything of it, and uh it was a house
stripper and I didn't think anything else and nothing nothing,
nothing happened. It was just strippers. But my at the
time girlfriend found out because I didn't think it was
a big deal and the bride knew this was going on.
(01:03:34):
She wasn't a big deal to her. So I was like,
oh no, he was not a fan. He was not
a fan. She's still mad at me about it. Nothing happened, like,
but she's still mad at me about it. So that
at my bachelor party, the fact that like the thought
of strippers and that was wasn't gonna happen, not at all.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
No specific Mexico. Man, we could have got crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Yeah, you coulda damn it mad for you.
Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Go to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
House.
Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
It'll be good time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
So it is a free comedy Friday today and it
is very rare that I can say we have a
legend in studio. Listen, Kevin Nielan is a legend and
he is performing here in town at the American Comedy Company.
So you got to go check him out. A couple
of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night. Kevin,
welcome back to San Diego.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Thank you so much. You're a pleasure to drive down here.
Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
And what I did this time was I left a
little bit early, so would get stuck in that two
and a half hour three hour traffic.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I don't know what has happened. There is a point
on the five in between. It's right around Santa No
Free where it just stops now. And I don't know
why why that is. And there's no rhyme or reason
to it this traffic.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Because there's nothing around in that area.
Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
It's the weirdest drive.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
And I've heard no rhymes about that either, right, why
would you?
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
It'd be stupid. It's hard to rhyne traffic.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
But what I love to do is I love to
take the train down. It's a surf riighter. Yes, I
love that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
It is super nice.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
It's not running now, is not. You got to take
a bus part of the way the train at bus life. Yeah,
train has a different vibe. But you know you go
buy all the traffic.
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Yeah, yes, guy, and I did the surf Frider one
time up and saw show with Will Ferrell actually, and
it was great.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It was one of the coolest things to do. Drink.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
I gotta do this more. I feel like I'm a
trained guy and I don't write it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
You should try first class train sometime.
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
You think, do you think I can make it? I
don't even know what that would be. I know, I
don't think I can handle.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
That express what is that like? But yeah, so anyway,
it's going to be back. Yes, welcome back to town.
I don't know what we talked about last time, but
I did live here for a couple of months. I
do remember that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
That is great.
Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Do you miss it at all? San Diego life?
Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
I do kind of miss it. I miss how it's
just such a healthy town.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Yeah, you were were very chill town.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah in athletes.
Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Yeah, at a seven year old surfers.
Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Oh yeah, that is a thirteen year old yea, Yeah,
it's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
It's definitely weird.
Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
You know.
Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
You guys are talking about who went in a fight? Yeah,
and I was thinking, it really only takes one jab, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Right right spot to let loose.
Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Yeah. Well that's what I was telling Emily over here,
because she's got a thirteen year old. I said, if
her thirteen year old hit me, I mean, it wouldn't
really hurt that bad. So I don't know how he's
going to win the fight.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
And it wouldn't be in the right spot.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
No, yeah, nowhere to go. Yeah, yeah, you got to.
If you get a good jab in the nose, your
eyes water up.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
It's a whole got him.
Speaker 12 (01:06:45):
Yeah, I've never been in a fight in my life,
and you really really not. Even I become close. Well,
I've hit it a few times. I got a sucker punch. Oh,
and that's why I've never been in a fight. Experiences, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
But I was hike. I do this hiking show and
I was hiking with Alec Balwin this a couple of
years ago, and he hits you.
Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
It wouldn't surprise me, but you know, I said, Alec,
do you think you have an anger management problem? And
he goes, no, you know what it is. People set
me up, you know, like you can't hit my wife.
And then I said, you know, it's interesting because I've
never I said, what's it like to hit somebody? He goes,
because I said, I never hit anybody, goes No, that's
(01:07:33):
kind of a good thing.
Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
You know when you think about it. You know, you're
you're a larger man. You could do some damage, could
reach yeah, probably, but.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I'm very wise.
Speaker 12 (01:07:46):
I know that the shorter people, I'm much more tougher
than the bigger guys because the bigger guys don't get
into that many fights people.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah, that makes sense. The little guys are man, those
are like badgers. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
You never know where you're gonn get with those guys.
So besides, are you still doing the hiking stuff? I
am okay, I'm still doing that's great. I was just
checking the other day. I was putting them all together.
I've done one hundred and sixteen Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Wow, wow the past four seasons. That's crazy. And and
my knees are shot. Oh you can't do it anymore. No,
I can still do it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
It's just not as fun.
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
The client has gotten less than less smart.
Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
Like just walking, it's walk surprised you most on your
on all your hikes.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Me, you're able to do with all those.
Speaker 12 (01:08:32):
Oh man, We've had so many great hikes. The other
day I hiked with Brian Kranzton I was a breaking
bad fan.
Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Yeah I love that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Oh was he as great as I think he would be.
Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Oh he's so good. Oh wow, so good. And you know,
I'm trying to picture him as Walter White as I'm hiking.
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I don't know if that's a good thing, but it's
such a good actor.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Start too. Yeah, yeah, So have you ever hiked with
Larry David. Larry David, I've known. He was like one
of the first comics I saw in New York, and
this is back in the nineteen hundreds. He got up
and I was so so.
Speaker 12 (01:09:06):
Impressed by the whole comedy clubs seeing you know, everybody
crammed into the room in New York, you get smoked.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Back then, New York.
Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
Comics were so brash, and Larry David was on stage
once and his very little patience and somebody was talking
louder tackling him, and he called the guy outside.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Larry.
Speaker 12 (01:09:28):
Yeah, but he never even saw the guy because the
lights are so bright in the stage and the guy
was huge.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Oh no, they went. Larry never came back. I bring
up Larry because me and my wife and Eddie too,
we love Curb and you were on one of my
favorite episodes. Really, you were on an episode where you
Larry Jeff were all playing poker and you get a
phone call that your wife's brother was in a bad
(01:09:55):
car accident, and then you guys rush out of there
and they all decide to keep playing poker. Becau, what
are they going to do and then you come back
and they're all laughing it up, having pizza and it's
so funny. And I was like, what's it when you're
on that show? There's no script, right, so it's just
all improv bullet point, you know what you're going to do.
It's tough getting in there with them like that. Oh no, No,
(01:10:17):
it's fun because you know it's not a one shot deal.
You keep doing it, you keep doing it.
Speaker 12 (01:10:21):
But another part of that that episode that I really
loved was I had to get Larry to apologize to
my brother in law. Yeah, and he so he said,
all right, and so he calls him, excuse me, and
he's apologizing, but he's eating pistachious episode.
Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Exactly.
Speaker 12 (01:10:43):
You can't apologize to somebody as you're enjoying, you know, food,
because you're not feeling it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
So that's yeah, that's a great one.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
You know, we were talking this morning about you know,
heckleing and things like that, a crazy laugh. If you're
on stage and there's a laugh that is clearly out there,
it's distracting. Because we were talking about do you know
who Maria Manunos is. She's like an entertainment reporter she's
got one of the crazier laughs you'll ever hear. And
that's it. If you hear that on stage, do you
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have to stop and go and point it out and go,
my goodness, that's so distracting or anything.
Speaker 12 (01:11:25):
Yeah, it's funny you bring that up because I had
a good friend he came to see my show. I
hadn't seen him in a while, and he comes to
my show. He's sitting like really near the front, and
he had the most piercing high laugh really. Oh yeah,
it was like, I'm adis that movie?
Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
That character?
Speaker 12 (01:11:41):
Yeah, really high laughing. Okay, and it's so distracting. The
whole audience is laughing at his laugh and you can't
throw somebody out because they're laughing.
Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Yeah, you've done your job.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
So yeah, it is you have to kind of, you know,
comment on go along. You have to point it out though, right, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:11:59):
And then I think they kind of recognized after a
while that, you know, the tape you put on their
mouth means they're laughing at you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Now, Kevin.
Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
You know, the one of their favorite shows, Curb, one
of my favorite shows of all time, Weeds, Yes, and
oh my gosh, loved you on Weeds And I just
read that a reboot is in the works.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Really are you are you in this universe at all?
Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
Because they say it's gonna be you know, with the
original at least Mary Louise Parker like ten years later
her character once weed has become legal and everything that's
going on.
Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
So yeah, I've heard that in the last fifteen years
before that it was going to be rebooted. Yeah, and
most recently, right before the pandemic, I heard it was
going to be.
Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
Right yeah, like they just started talking about it again
like a month ago.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Yeah, yeah, So I'm not really I probably know as
much as you do about that.
Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Oh I was hoping for some inside dirt. But would
you revisit that world? Okay, that was an amazing show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Yeah, it was a fun show. I that was for
eight seasons, eight years.
Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
And what did they use as the weed? Because it
looks so real or was it really.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
You know, people asked that it was you know, if
it was real, we there'd be no show. Really long pilot.
Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
Was.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
It's called Honey Rose.
Speaker 12 (01:13:16):
Erb and it's a very light, gentle kind of an
herb and they use it in every movie where you're
smoking or smoking pot. It's Honey Roserb and it's I
don't smoke, so it was still a little harsh.
Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:13:29):
And also we get it from the Honey Rose Herb
cartel in Columbia, so it's it's not as you know,
pleasant as it sounds.
Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
I hear.
Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
You also have become an author as well. There's a
book out.
Speaker 12 (01:13:44):
I do have a book out, and it's been off
for about a year now, okay, And we might have
talked about it last time, but it's called I Exaggerate
My Brushes with fame?
Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Is this the caricature? Okay, okay, yes, I remember.
Speaker 12 (01:13:54):
I paid celebrities and a lot of them my friends.
On the opposite page, I put a little anecdote.
Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
Oh that's great, cool, that's that's awesome. Yeah, who was
the most interesting subject matter to do?
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Or one of your favorites.
Speaker 12 (01:14:09):
One of my favorites is Christopher Walking and I really
kind of made him kind of really Christopher Walkeny and
I did a little book to her where I had
to get as a courtesy, I would get some of
these people's permission if I was using their pictures. Jim
Carrey was fine with it. Steve Martin was cool with it,
and I sent Christopher Walkins Fainting to his agent and
(01:14:33):
he hated it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
It's a caricature.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
And then he sent it to Christopher walking and Christopher
Walkin and his wife hated it, really hated. He said,
under those circumstances, can you use this book? That's wild? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:14:50):
As well, but it was. I really love it. That's
my favorite one in the book. And a lot of
people seem to like it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
That's crazy. And it's available wherever.
Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
Yeah, you can get it. U. You can get it
wherever books are. And I suggest going to mom and
pop place to get it. Yeah, and if they don't
have it, just go to Amazon, you know. I I
do like to bring the book sometimes with me to
the club and show that, you know, leave it there.
But I forgot to bring it this time. So I
called Barnes and Noble, you know, to get one. Yeah,
(01:15:18):
I said, do you guys have a book called I Exaggerate?
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:15:21):
My brushes were same by Kevin Nelan. She said, hang on,
who's up by? I said, Kevin Neelan And she goes,
hang on, let me go check. She comes back two
minutes later. She goes, yes, I do have it, and
I said, oh great, can you hold it at the
cash register?
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I'll be right in. She goes, Okay, what name should
I hold another? I said, Kevin Boy. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
I don't know how that goes over. Listen, you can
go see Kevin Kneelin at the American Comedy Company. A
couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night.
Great seeing you, Yeah, ready, coming in?
Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Thanks you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
How this started.
Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Out of the Blue Floor had crazy strong feet about
when they would release the People magazine Sexiest Man Alive
Hover and for some reason we found out he takes
it very seriously.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
What's a prestigious award it is? Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Well then the one year that really three for a
loop was when they named Blake Shelton.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Well, that's oh, I mean, that's the worst pick in
the history of any pick, of the history of picks,
the history of any pick, and anyone that's ever won anything.
That's the biggest You're that offended. That's the biggest miss
thing ever. I don't even know what the word I'm
looking for it, but that's like the worst thing ever.
Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
And that was back in twenty seventeen that Blake Shelton
got named. This has been going on twenty seventeen. Blake
Shelton the car.
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Fortunately my list of best looking guys in Hollywood started
in twenty twenty one. Oh official, we should have started
it in twenty seven because you were outraged, like you
threw up he's legitimately ugly.
Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
He's legitimately ugly.
Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
This is coming from a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
He's got no muscular tone. Oh you know, he's hot.
Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
It's like a rough around the edges kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
He's nowhere's near as famous as anyone that's ever most
people that win this award.
Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
That's the other thing is that you say there's more
than just good looks to go into this.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Everything goes into it. You have to be hot. And
I'm not talking about hot career. I'm talking about hot
career wise. Oh, like you gotta be like making movies,
you gotta have hit songs out it's name. Blake Shelton
had a monster hit like Morgan Wallen would hit hey Hey.
Twenty seventeen was when he was like with the Gwen
(01:17:41):
Stefani stuff happened. It wasn't when he was like had
this hit song on the radio. Please, Oh has he
ever transcended like country music like Morgan Wallen's doing right now?
What is the voice? Yeah? But the voice though, but
like he's not like like his song is his music isn't?
Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
We were not trying to put him in the Hall
of Fame and love these people.
Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
I do think he's so.
Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Then we had the controversial pick of Patrick Dempsey, which
is like, okay, like last year, good looking guy, but
fifteen years too late.
Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
You can't when he was McDreamy. Yeah, I mean he's
now You've now made this award pathetic, like it means
less than a razzie at this point. Yeah, okay, you're
gonna give it to guys like Patrick Dempsey fifteen years
too late? Like sorry, like what has he done? Well?
Now we're just buying the award. That's not my be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Thor puts more effort into his Hottest Hunks list. It's
best looking guys in anything he does on the show.
And he does it when they released the cover every year,
all that stuff, and he takes it very seriously. He
puts his top ten together. It's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Yeah, last year, I know you I know you're thinking,
who was it number one last year? Last year was
Chris Helmsworth was number one? Go to OK, you remind
us quite often Brad Pitt was three.
Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Now I'm gonna ask you a quick question before we
get into this, because they've ranked the covers of the
People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. Who do you believe, out
of all the People Magazine Sexiest Men Alive is the
number one?
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
It's got to be Brad Pitt.
Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Oh, Brad, I mean has been in there. God now
was red Hot Mel Gibson?
Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
No, but I you know the anti semitism. George Clooney,
your former my former cousin, George Clooney. Yes, he married, married,
married in my family. I haven't talked to him in
a while, but you've never talked to her. Love him
still like like family? Excited for his new movie with Brad.
By the way, is he still welcome at your family reunion?
(01:19:44):
Of course? But yeah, I think Brad's got to be
in there. I mean, you think he's got an ultimate
sexiest He's got it all. He's got the Oscar, he's
got the looks, he's got the blockbuster movies. He's he
seems like a good guy. I mean, I'm not asking
his kids, but I'm asking I'm not asking Shiloh. I'm
not asking Shiloh. He's sober. Now, Hey, we all do things.
(01:20:09):
He made a mistake on a plane. Goodness, wasn't good.
But it's a.
Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Weird way to put that.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
It's gotta be brad. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
So that being said, the rankings are out of the
covers of the People magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Yeah, and or you will be happy to know. At
the bottom of the list we do have Blake Shelton.
Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Oh wow, I would hope. So the guy knows what
he's about. That so insane. There's two things he knows.
The New York Football Giants hot dudes.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
It is soul that would say best looking guys.
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
I know what you would say, but we all know
it's up.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Also, honorable mentions for my list are always Dave Franco.
He's always almost gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
You didn't need to throw that in.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I don't think he was.
Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Everybody was like, is he gonna mention that Dave Franco?
Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
What are you always close thinking?
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Yeah, he'll never make And also at the bottom of
the list with Blake Shelton from nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
We have Nick Nolty.
Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Oh yeah, that's a weird choice.
Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Nick, like even back in ninety two.
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
He was even back in seventy two, like what Nick?
Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
And no yucky?
Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Okay, all right, here are there top covers Number ten
Beckham in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
That wouldn't make sense, right, that's I don't hate it.
That's at George. But outside of soccer, what does he do?
Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
I mean, he's transcended the sport onred percent. He had
a movie called Bendett.
Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Like Becket, he was like a model. And the guys
even today, I mean, the guy's incredibly good looking. He's
better looking than she is.
Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Wow, that's I don't disagree with you.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
And the guy is incredible. He should be posh, yes, yeah, yeah,
and he doesn't. He hasn't aged Number nine.
Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
From ninety seven Thor's family member.
Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
George Klute.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
This is when he was in the nine.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
This is when he was in the family ninety seven.
I think he was married to my cousin, Mike's second cousin,
like four in ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I think it was around the eight our years.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
I don't even think you know what are you looking.
Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Up when he was married?
Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Oh like a Wikipedia page?
Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Like are you typing in your dad's family tree?
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Or he was first married? Okay, I got that wrong.
You had was it was eighty nine to ninety three? Yeah,
oh a little bit before eighty nine to ninety.
Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Three when I was when I was three years old,
like facts of life?
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Years, good years, not great years for George.
Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
Coming in number eight and number seven, Brad Pitts.
Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
That's ridiculous. Now which year do you take more umbrage with?
Because what years were.
Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
The coming two thousand and ninety five? Two thousand is
like close up on his face almost like really intense look.
And the ninety five was the longer like legend of
the fall?
Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Two thousand gorgeous? Oh he was, but also too pretty?
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
How he was so big in two thousand with Jennifer
Aniston him there, It was the biggest stars in the planet.
How this is only number eight? He doesn't like that
he should be number one? Okay, okay, this is insane.
Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Who number six goes to Paul run from twenty twenty one?
Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
You don't agree that time?
Speaker 11 (01:23:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I love Paul Rudd, but come he should not Paul Rudd.
That should not What do you think of Paul Rudd?
Do you think, let me think of Brad Pitt? You think,
whoa Brad Pitt? Do you think of Paul Rudd?
Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
You go, Paul run You know what we do thor, Yeah,
we describe good looking guys. We say, oh, like a
Brad Pitt. Yeah he's the example. Yeah of like good
looking guy. Yeah you don't go, oh he look like
his good look as Brad Paul Rutt also thor multiple
time number one guy on your list?
Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Right, thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
So that should elevate the status too.
Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
You think so?
Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
People Magazine should have taken that into account.
Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
I would Scott list. I don't know, man, Brad Pitt's
been number one in twenty twenty one and twenty twenty two.
How about that he's always like a top three or that?
How could he not be? Okay?
Speaker 8 (01:23:56):
Coming to number five Best Sexiest Man Alive cover from
twenty twenty two, we have Chris Evans No.
Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Eleven.
Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
He's a good looking guy. He's been in my list before.
Didn't make it last year, made it in sad that's insane.
It didn't make it last year, made it in twenty
twenty one. That was it for the for c a
cap Wow, but Egians is an e goof Oh did
you mean Captain America? Sorry no, he just I can't
(01:24:26):
get over this. I can't get over this Brad Pitt thing.
He shouldn't be in the top five. Now, that's crazy.
Number four from twenty eight Birthday to Day. Oh yeah,
I didn't see that this morning.
Speaker 9 (01:24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Oh why is Chris even three? The dude looks incredible.
Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Right, Number four from twenty eighteen, Idris Elba.
Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Listen, he's made your list before every year and he's
always number eight, always number eight. I just I need
more from him career wise. If he would have been
named the new James Bond, I would have been he
would have been top five. It's it's a trap. He's
not the new James Travesty. He'd be looking ok in
the sweater. He'd be perfect. I'm gonna have the cover
(01:25:07):
right now.
Speaker 8 (01:25:09):
Dashing three from twenty ten, Ryan Reynolds. How do you
feel about that?
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Here's what I don't understand, abou Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds
had so many misses in most of his career, him
down until Deadpool, But like twenty ten, good looking guy.
Don't get me wrong, a little too sassy for my taste.
But I feel like twenty ten.
Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Was he that big? The proposals that I remember that
I saw that movie.
Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
Hey, love that movie White, But he wouldn't be my
top three.
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
This list is so backwards. It's backwards right now, Clooney
and Pitt should switch spots with Paul Rudd and Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 8 (01:25:51):
Number two, in my opinion, is hard to beat. From
twenty fourteen, we have Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Hemswe there you go, guy, he's your number one. He
was my number one. He's so pretty in twenty now listen,
he's had too pretty on that cover. Oh too pretty? Yeah,
like a lady. Okay, he was my number one twenty
twenty three. You knew it was coming. I said, he's
he's incredible, But uh, fourteen, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
I think that was the start of was that the
star thing?
Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
Okay, and finally ranked by the people's vote as the
number one sexiest man alive cover of all time.
Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
From two thousand and eight, we have Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Listen, you know I wasn't on Hugh for a while.
He would have been, he would have been back, He
would have been in my top I don't know if
I wouldn't put Hugh at number one. He's at top
tenor top tenor top tenor, but he's not one, which
is Oh, it's stupid. Oh oh, it's stupid. I mean
at one point Tom was the guy eyes wading. I can't. Oh,
(01:26:49):
I know, weird. All right, there you go. Do you
want me to do another list?
Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Get ready. November is right around the corner. That's my list.
Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
What so it is in a little while since we've
heard anything about the Wizard. Yes, Emily's son Reid was
known as the Wizard because he's got so much riz,
so much risk. The guys. The guy's the Wizard, and
he was pulling chicks left and right for a little while.
That was a gangster last summer. Kid was killing the game.
(01:27:21):
He had a he had an official girlfriend. Dumped that chick,
immediately started going out with another girl.
Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Dumped her sixth grade graduation morning.
Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Oh no, he didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Never there's never a good time to dump a chick.
Wait till after the big day. Why, Yeah, to.
Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
See her the beach.
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
If you meet somebody at graduation. He's got a new school.
He's going he's going to a new school. He didn't
even tied down cut the cord man got here, got here,
so he hadn't really heard me. Is he in a
dry spell?
Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
So that was so that was sixth grade. End of
the school year. Right, did meet a girl over the summer.
I think that's where we started. You know, his ris
really picked up because I told you last summer we
were staying at Paradise Point. It was just me, I know,
big shocker, Me Reid and my man Robert and we
were sitting there on the beach and that's when we
like Pick went over and started talking to four girls
(01:28:15):
on the beach. He took him to the pool with him.
Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
He loves to wear robes.
Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Why would wear well, he actually had it when we
were staying at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
He was wearing it later in the day and they
were all hanging out. I think. So that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
So that was like the Yeah, that was there's a
lot going on last summer.
Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Nothing this school year.
Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
This school year. I did ask him about it during
baseball this past spring, going, hey, like you, I haven't
heard you talk about girls or anything recently. Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Say that nor whenever.
Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
I would never say that hey, and he said it's thirteen. Hey, hey,
I would support him no matter what whatever, And.
Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
That's not what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
It took a right turn.
Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Don't know why you needed to say that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
I just had to make it get up.
Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
I asked him this past spring when he was played
baseball just had nothing to do with baseball my question.
But I asked him about girls and he said, no,
I just need to focus on baseball right now.
Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
His career. So focus is he like practicing NonStop?
Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I mean not really? Wait what is he focused on?
Speaker 5 (01:29:35):
Like even if you were talking to a girl like
you don't like it's not like you guys are like
hanging out all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
It'll distract him, He'll strike out.
Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I can't have it best best. When I was fifteen,
best baseball season in my life, had a girlfriend. Really,
she came and I wasn't distracted my games. I had
always played better when she came to the game because
I always I'd always try harder.
Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
This is what this is what you need.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
I hit a couple of home runs in front of her.
Was a great feeling. Wow, when she wasn't there. I
didn't care as much.
Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
It's a really bad team. So yeah, we haven't heard
anything for a while because he's contenting on his baseball cart. Well,
baseball season's over. Oh, here we go, and now we
have an update going on.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
We sure do.
Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
The the Wizard is back all all of a sudden,
summer kicked off and he doesn't have like the strict
bedtime that I give him during the school year because he.
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Has have to wake up so early.
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
And so I've been I've been kind of like letting
him stay up kind of as late as he wants,
and he puts himself to sleep because I go to sleep.
We all go to sleep early, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
And so man, that's wild hut.
Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Thirteen.
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Wow, I mean summer, summer, summer started, bedtime, it was good.
Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
Just smart.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
You'll keep them, okay, you can extend it a little bit,
of course, extended a little of her share maybe once
in a while. The gal a little later than normal.
Leave in the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
He's leave in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
He's been going about her like she wakes up at
four am. He's he's taking a corona and popping the
can by himself. He's not taking.
Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Its still up drinking from the night before.
Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
I'll pick up those empties later the house.
Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Funny you say that, because that's been keeping him up
at night, because apparently the is back and he's got
a new girl that he really really likes, and he's
been talking to her every single day. And so this
is like a girl that he's really into a friend
of one of his friends. And that's when the other
day he asked me if he could go to the
fair with her.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
D God, this kid.
Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Tell him about the coffee date and how expensive. Read
I doubt he's gonna pay for everything at the fair.
I mean hopefully she'll bring her own money.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Yeah, that's an expensive day.
Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
His dates are not like you know our dates. She
wants Australian battered potatoes. It's on her, it's her. I'm
going to get funnel cake.
Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Thank you, per se that. And so he wants to
ask her to go. He wants to ask her to
go to the fair. And so that's when he said, well, mom,
can we set it up for this week, this next
coming week, and can you give us a ride to
the fair?
Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
I'm inviting her, So I want to I want.
Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
Us to take I want you to drive us over
to the fair and I go, okay, I go, well,
I'm going to take you, but I'm not going to
just drop you off. I'm going to go into the
fair because I'm not going to drive all the way
to del Mar and then leave. And that's when he
told me, no, I don't want you around because you're
(01:32:54):
going to look and I feel like you're going to
be like lurking on us. It's like attached to the
date and I not. I swear I'm not. I'm gonna
go somewhere else, to the other end of the fair.
I won't be anywhere nearby.
Speaker 9 (01:33:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
I have two solutions for you. One is you could
always sit in your car with headphones and an iPad,
like I've heard someone that which psycho would be.
Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
I don't think that makes you. And maybe you had
a Netflix movie you wanted to watch.
Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Anyway, you know, I just sit in the car. Yeah,
multiple all the time. Anywhere she drops her kill off,
she sits in the car with her iPad. Insane.
Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
I'm not gonna drive there and drive back. Am I
going to drive back just to turn right back around?
Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
That's I don't think that's what it would happen.
Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
That seems silly, So Emily.
Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Could do the drop off. She loves the shop. There's
all kinds of different shopping.
Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Carls would.
Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Just go home again. There are things you could do.
What is that flower hill? Mall right there? You can
go walk around for an hour or so and then
come back.
Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
I feel like I love what three hours beer.
Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
We We've said several things that you could do. You
don't you know you can do all these things. You
don't have to hang around and keep your eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Yeah, we know you're gonna yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Right, Well, well they're they're you know, hanging out, you know,
walking around you running behind them singing the Angel song.
Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
We don't need that yet, I'm not. She yo out
tips to read, hold her hand better, Yeah, she definitely.
That's cheering them on.
Speaker 8 (01:34:31):
They're playing the games and the girls like, is that
your mom's face between those two teddy bears.
Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
I'm not going to sort myself into the creed. Make
sure I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Any of that.
Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
No, no, no, I told him. I said, if I'm walking,
if I'm gonna walk around the fair, I said, if
I see him in the distance, I won't say anything.
I'm not gonna read Charlie, I can introduce.
Speaker 11 (01:34:53):
You, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
I'm not gonna go bring him over to I'll tell
you what though, impress the crap that girl. Oh yeah,
he's the a big deal. How could you knock.
Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
So anyway, it's not happening. I'm just gonna I'm still
going to go to the fair and stay there.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
We've all just told you that's not a great idea.
Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Has he asked your man Robert to bring him because
oh god, he would rather me? Oh really, Robert, Robert, Robert.
Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
That it's time to let go a little bit here, kid,
You gotta let you, gotta let the kids spread his wings.
Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
I just feel like I need to be there just
in case, just in case.
Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
It's not about driving around and driving back.
Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
A little bit of both.
Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
It's not when Sky says insane things like this and
we all mock her. You're a mocking or too.
Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Yeah, you're in there too, listen, And I.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Believe I said the quote just in case she needs
me exactly, and then we all laugh at her and
call her psycho.
Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Back in the day before phones, maybe that was the thing.
They have phones now, phone they need.
Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
You to call.
Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
I feel like I just should be there on the
other end of the fair What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Are you trying to Are you trying to record his
first kiss? Psycho?
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
No, he's probably already had that.
Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Definitely, he's you're not doing to handle this? Okay, that's
too much.
Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
I knew it was gonna be a good day to
I knew it was. It's a free comedy Friday. And
when my boy Brett is in town, I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Can I kick something off? Oh? Waiting?
Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
It's it's it's just I thought last time. I just
want to do a formal apology. I was a little
aggressive on Darth Vader, like you know and the whole
Disney I did. I did ban you for six months
for that, but you're back.
Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
I just want to say, even on board May fourth,
which is Star Wars Day, Star Wars Day, the fourth, Okay,
I want to formally apology.
Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
I accept your apology, mostly because I was right in
that debate. But anyway, again, just really wanted to make
amends since.
Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
I just want to keep it so, I don't know,
do I want to keep it civils some boys? Because
I don't know, did I did? I see you after
the Niners a Super Bowl or not. No, No, my god,
I don't Eddie. Eddie is stunned. Oh my god, like
(01:37:24):
a drive by was coming in this. Let me let me,
let me check the standing. The Cowboys finished the Cowboys
some reason, My bad on that one. At least went
out the Giants. Least I went out the giant clapping.
You know what you don't like? Daniel che.
Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Range of emotions. This man has gone through with this
football team. He's now claiming he's done with them, and
then he can't watch this.
Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Daniel Jones is the quarterback. I can't, I can't want,
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
He's over.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
I'm gonna watch. I know the coach of the Vikings,
so I'm like, okay, maybe I'll watch the Vikings. Or
Antonio Pierce is the Raiders coach. I love Antonio Pierce.
Maybe I watch the Raiders the Giants.
Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
You can make that into the Viking horn.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Why the Vikings.
Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
Kevin O'Connell is the coach. They used to do like
a sports show together a little bit, so he stepped down.
Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
He went from me to the that's a that's a
huge step. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Brett's in town, of course, performing at the mic drop
comedy club. We gotta go check him out. A couple
of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night. Now,
so you got to see the show last time and
he came back.
Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
I'm serious, Like, you've known Brett a long time and
I never got to see your show. My parents were
in town and me and my wife, my parents all
went Big Van approved, Big Vic approved. My dad loved you,
my mom we all. Brett was so good and you
went on for a while and you worked the crowd perfectly. Man,
it was a great show. Seriously, we had a black.
Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Maybe a little too long. Oh, I mean I wouldn't
say that I would. We had to kick these girls
out of the headphones working it's anyways, we had to
kick kick these people out because I have last time
you were here.
Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
No, no, no, this is recently. This was Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Well, because I do every Tuesday Wednesday, I have two
residencies in Vegas every Tuesday Wednesday at the Strat and
then every Sunday at Kimmel's Club. And the person Jamal
Cale mean good friend of mine. I had him open
and then uh, basically that these two girls were like
you suck. We want to see Jamal again.
Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
We like Jamal better. I'm like, so do I I
can't stand myself. You know, it's like looking in the
mirror when you wake up.
Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Didn't listen to yourself for an hour and after night,
you don't tell these jokes. And nobody thought I was
doing a first psychology.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
I'm like, no, serious, serious, it goes on too long sometime.
Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
But if you're feeling it, do you just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
I have no concept. I really don't have a concept
of time. Yeah, there was somebody minutes an hour. It's
the same thing. There was somebody in the crowd that
just wouldn't shut up when I was there, and Brett
was letting them have it, and it was pretty great.
You were making him feel like an idiot because he
wouldn't let you finish a joke. So you handle it
really well though, and it was really funny.
Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
It's a common you know, it's a pro it's a
common imagine I've been doing I've been doing it twenty
seven years. To be honest with you, I didn't you
still never figure it out. Yeah, it was a work
in progress. But yeah, you're just seeing that more and
more now.
Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Just people have click.
Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
Social media, they're the show. Yes, no, dude, I'm not
paint to hear you talk. I'm and this crowd work stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
And look, when you see really good crowd work, you
can see and be like, oh okay, because there's guys
like Ian Bagg, Nate Jackson, Rick Ingram at the store,
Jimmy Brogan made a career out of it, Butch Bradley,
Steve Byrne like guys that are just artists masters, and
then everybody else is just fishing for clips. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(01:41:16):
you know, the crowd work is not hard. It's really not.
Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Just make a joke at him and then shut them down.
Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
You got the mic and they're not. Everything they say
has been said, you know what I'm saying, And people
think that's comedy now does it? It would almost be
like hearing a voice and go like, where's the auto tune.
Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
Music?
Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Does anything still surprise you? Like, does anything like, well
something happened and you go, I haven't seen that before?
Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
You know, I've really I've I'm not joking. I've had
fights break out, not.
Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Because of me, because that's hysterically. I had somebody so drunk.
This was in Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
I was in at Laft Boston, and the way the
stage is set up, it was in the back corner.
Thank god, this is the truth. So some chick got
hammered and crack. She fell back and cracked her head on.
So the e nts came through the back and now
imagine looking at the crowd. You guys can't see this
on radio. In the back far corner is where it happened.
So the paramedics came out. They were working on her.
(01:42:19):
So I was doing my stand up more to the
far left of the state. So everybody, you're still doing
it until that, until that went away.
Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Left. I'm like, all right, guys, let me let you
guys just stop.
Speaker 13 (01:42:32):
Yeah, but you know, oh wow, But because the owner
is like in the back and you're just like, okay,
you see him on.
Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
The on the floor of chuckles. This is crazy because
they couldn't see that. Most of the crowd couldn't didn't
know what was going on. What I'm saying, like, I've
had a lot of different I did it in a
boxing ring one time, me and Sebastian. We were in
uh I think it was Modesta, Yeah, somewhere up in
northern California, and we were doing comedy in a boxing
(01:43:04):
ring with like the Michael Buffer mic.
Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
These were people that were just released from prison with
a prison release funny.
Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Yeah, that was that was fun A lot of a
lot of raider jerseys that does internet comedy piss you off?
Like we we always Eddie Wolf say, hey, there's this guy.
I've never heard her before, but he's got a million followers,
and they do funny like reels and like funny tiktoks.
But then they do yeah. But then they come and
(01:43:36):
it's like, how are they going to do stand up?
And I've seen a couple of their shows and they're
sold out, but they're not funny. It doesn't it doesn't
bother you. Listen.
Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
You know, if you could sell tickets, sell tickets, the
reality is you can't fake what we do. So like,
you know, people only buy a ticket once. And we've
when I first started, like because I was at the
end of the development era basically, while ninety six is
when I started. So then then in the two thousands,
(01:44:04):
like remember sitcoms were gone and then that went away,
and then it was all these reality stars that.
Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Started popping that Yeah, oh my god, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
And then there was a reality show era, and now
there's the Instagram era.
Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
We've always had a version of this.
Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Yeah that makes sense, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
But you know it's I'm not mad at him, let
him eat, let me do with me. It's not how
well you're doing, it's how long you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
That's a good point.
Speaker 8 (01:44:31):
W y.
Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Yeah there, Yeah, I'm not. I'm not throwing flowers here.
But I'm in thirty five cities a year. There's maybe
five morning radio shows that I'll talk about and this
is one of them. You guys still still you know,
you're still going the there's but I tell you there's
a lot of dead one. I yeah, you guys are good.
Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Phoenix is good. South Florida is good.
Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
There's a there's a few and then even some of
the major markets like Chicago that like even they dropped.
Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
You know, it's wacky out there.
Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Keep doing well.
Speaker 8 (01:45:13):
Long.
Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
I'm here every since. I think I'm here every six months.
I think I have something to do with this.
Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Okay, get the problem, like right now, our numbers of
skyrocket right now, and then you know what, you get
another segment, keep talking about Friday next the show. So
we heard a little while ago. Then there was a
kind of update with Sky her mom and her new dad,
(01:45:46):
my new dad, well about about to be mom's boyfriend,
because your mom and her boyfriend are about to kind
of be married. Well that really, Sky said, it's kind
of like a commitment ceremony. They're not going to legally
be married, but they're going to be married in the
(01:46:06):
eyes of the lord or something.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
But she's already like legally put him in the trust,
giving him the house, none of none of that, he's
got he's got his way in there. All her kids
against them.
Speaker 6 (01:46:22):
I heard kids the documents to prove otherwise. Thank you,
Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
Documents. Yep, yes, Eddie.
Speaker 8 (01:46:29):
They are having a commitment ceremony, which basically is going
to be kind of like a wedding to anybody who
is attending. The only difference between that and an actual
wedding is they're just not filing the paperwork with the state,
with the county whatever that they're not filed because when
(01:46:52):
you get to an older age like this, so they
have informed me, and I've heard this from other people,
it just gets messy, especially with like Social Security, like
your benefits can change how much money you're bringing in.
But now all of a sudden you're married to someone else,
so they redo the calculations. And then also it gets
messy with kids and trusts and inheritance.
Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
And all of that.
Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
You really locked in on this inheritance, well, I mean.
Speaker 6 (01:47:17):
It's it's one of the reasons that they're not legally.
Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
Getting to count down to day. The day we douments,
I thought, is worse. I hope she lives long enough
spend it all. Oh yeah, right, if she started crazy,
losing your mind, well, punching yourself, I.
Speaker 8 (01:47:38):
Hope she lives long enough to responsibly spend it. So
so yeah, So basically this ceremony will look like a wedding,
and it's my mom's intention for it to seem like
a wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
So are they going to refer to each other as
husband and wife and everything?
Speaker 5 (01:47:54):
Like the end of this is that that really was
kind of like what you and Robbert two, Right, Yeah,
it's easier just to call him husband commitment ceremony.
Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
Let's do double wedding, okay, Sky.
Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
New dad, I don't I don't know what you and
Sky's mom Lynn could walk down the aisle together.
Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
Are they paid.
Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Yeah, mom, we're going to walk walk them both down.
Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
Okay, wait, why You're going to stand in the middle
and Sky's mom Lynn is on one side, me on
the other.
Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
I would love it. Why are we why? I mean,
you appreciate though, I don't want to do that. I
want to. I want to walk you down the aisle.
Dad's dad isn't there. His dad probably doesn't want to
show up.
Speaker 4 (01:48:36):
I'm getting in there.
Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Okay, these are all weird, weird ideas.
Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
Listen, if the boo wants to do it, let him
do it.
Speaker 6 (01:48:46):
This is super weird, you guys. None of that's going
to happen.
Speaker 8 (01:48:49):
There's snoke about, there's no joint commitment ceremony, and he's
not walking anyone down the aishole.
Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
That is not happening.
Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:48:59):
So yeah, so the planning has begun because at first
it was going to be here in San Diego, but.
Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
The more they talked about it, well, they wanted to
be with their the better side of the thing. That's
not nice.
Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
How long they been together I don't even know, maybe
like a year and a half now, But I didn't
even know about it for like the first like four
or five months. Till they finally told us. Yeah, so
for me, it's been like a year, so you know,
but I guess technically years my dad was alive and
(01:49:35):
you're not, you dummy.
Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
So yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:49:38):
So at first it was going to be here, beautiful
San Diego, blah blah blah blah blah, and then all
of a sudden they realized it would be more convenient
for all the people up in the Laguna area.
Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
Well, well, so if.
Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
You're gonna get you know, like vendors and cakes, it
would obviously make more sense to be there, by the way, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Not as beautiful, not as gorgeous, not as beautiful. Okay, okay, okay, so.
Speaker 8 (01:50:12):
Okay, great, we're doing this, and now my mom is
shot out of the cannon like with ideas. Really, she
is really into it, more like I don't want to
say Bridezilla because she's not being a diva, but she's
like but she's like into is Like I just.
Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
One of the sweet as old the woman I've ever met.
She why would she not be this is a big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:50:36):
I just kind of thought, like the way they described
it to me, as like I am hip, just like
Edie said, girl Okay, there's.
Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
My mom is your girl.
Speaker 8 (01:50:47):
So I don't know when she first told me about this,
maybe she was downplaying it for my feelings.
Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
Because you're such a brain.
Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
I'm not a brat huge.
Speaker 8 (01:50:55):
It was just like, oh, an informal gathering, friends and family,
maybe somebody's backyard, bua blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
And now it's literally a wedding.
Speaker 8 (01:51:04):
Like she's showing me different curtains to rent and different
like lighting and she wants to do all these tea
lights and white twinkly Lightszilla. Okay, so I'm not saying bridezilla,
but she's like way more into it than I thought.
Speaker 5 (01:51:19):
Like that's what happens the second time around. You get pumped.
I come from a broken home as well, Sky and yeah,
really damaged me, so I get it. We could talk.
Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
I'm gonna start drinking like crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
I mean you were at the time the sky goes
to ob to beat controlls. No, I'm not gonna do
any of that.
Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
It's a rough road ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Watch her.
Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
He's gonna sneak out.
Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
I can go out and ken my stepdad. He came
downstairs once and caught me sneaking out. Yeah, I only
looked at him and just went just kept walking.
Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Okay, Ken, Yeah, don't go down the road. Okay, I won't.
I'm not a child.
Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
I don't see why that would happen. So here's the issue.
Speaker 8 (01:52:08):
My mom is really excited, so she keeps sending me
all her ideas and showing me pictures and everything looks
really pretty.
Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
And are they are they having like a fool?
Speaker 10 (01:52:18):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
Are you a maid of honor?
Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
There has not been any announced daughter in law are
going to be? Can you shut up? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:52:27):
Yeah, there has been no announcement. If there is going
to be a wedding party, who is in the wedding party?
Speaker 11 (01:52:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
I kind of okay, Well, imagine if her mom chooses
one of her new daughters.
Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
Okay, they're not her new daughters. I'm your holy daughter.
Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
I'd be better. I'm scene to me.
Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
Guy's kicking down the aisle.
Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
You shut up.
Speaker 8 (01:52:50):
So turns out, Eddie, you will be a fan. Going
back to maybe walking down the aisle, they have decided
to do a Christmas themed commitments ceremony name yes, yes,
like a week before Christmas is when this is going
to happen. So all the the white lights some some red.
Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
I don't. I haven't talked to him about the.
Speaker 4 (01:53:15):
Playlist would show up. I'm common, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
It's not a bootlet wedding. It's a Christmas wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
I mean one in the same pal and you're going
to DJ it.
Speaker 5 (01:53:29):
So you're you're gonna djit there and you're gonna play
nothing but booblet candle.
Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
I sniffed that thing, raw, this is weird.
Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Hear that. This is weird. Guys, that.
Speaker 5 (01:53:39):
Sounds creepy.
Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
The announcements I make.
Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
So dumb.
Speaker 4 (01:53:45):
So if I could take a bath with Michael, I
would you just say.
Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
That in between songs? I don't know why you say?
And I don't know why mister and miss Dad Okay,
that's not their name. That's not their name. She's not
taking his last name.
Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
I wish I could cook boom and drink the broth.
Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (01:54:04):
Can I can I please get to the issue because
I haven't. I mean, there's lots of issues going on,
but not the direct one issue is shut up? So
again a Christmas theme lovely. So my mom's sending me
what do you think of these lights?
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Well?
Speaker 8 (01:54:20):
She sent me the other day something she had purchased
that she was very excited about because she got a
really good deal. And she said, these will be displayed
throughout the room. What No, Little Rudolph's displayed throughout the room.
And then also will be like the kind of like
gift you know that the people who come can take
home at the end of the commitment ceremony. And because
(01:54:43):
Christmas theme, she went with point setias, but she went
with fake point setias for the event.
Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (01:54:58):
Definitely, it's a hours are never okay ever ever, fake
flowers are never I said it.
Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
They are the things like wearing white post labor. Oh no,
I get it. Okay, that's your that's your thing. That's
actually not a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
Would candy canes?
Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
I don't know, Okay, I mean you should have if
you're going to do red and green eminem's everywhere.
Speaker 6 (01:55:23):
Okay, No, we're not doing that. If you do point
SETI as you do real point.
Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
Real little point order, why would she do fake She's
she's blowing through her money anyway, why.
Speaker 6 (01:55:33):
Not, she's blowing through.
Speaker 4 (01:55:35):
Her mind many Christmas trees.
Speaker 5 (01:55:38):
I don't know, ext.
Speaker 6 (01:55:40):
Okay, I don't know if it's like an older thing
or if she's just not so you like it.
Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
You saw Emily's reaction, you feel the same way. Yeah, yeah,
like you.
Speaker 8 (01:55:52):
You can't put all this money into this beautiful event
and then put fake plants everywhere and.
Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
Then gift some You have fake fruit on all the tables, like.
Speaker 6 (01:56:02):
Nobody wants your fake point set.
Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
What are you? What are you going to do with
that faky Yeah? No way.
Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
I can look at it all year, look.
Speaker 5 (01:56:13):
At it all year.
Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
If they're doing a if they're doing a Christmas themed wedding,
why not give it? I mean, why don't get my wedding?
Why don't they give everyone like a Christmas ornament? Yeah,
but their with their pictures, with their pictures and the
date and the date, that makes way more sense. Great,
I should be involve you.
Speaker 6 (01:56:29):
Okay, okay, but you're missing the point. This isn't about.
Speaker 8 (01:56:33):
Gift is not number one decorations. Centerpiece is number one.
Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
And then they want to do and he's right, they
should do like mini trees as a centerpiece, not a
point SETTI is that'd be great? Well, whatever you think
they should do. I don't shut up. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:56:55):
I don't know if I can say something or not.
Speaker 4 (01:56:59):
Why can't you or just but why, like, who's not
your wedding?
Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
What are you right? Exactly?
Speaker 6 (01:57:04):
If she thinks they're pretty, if she thinks it's great,
should I just let her think that they're great?
Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
You won't say anything anyway, Yeah, you say something.
Speaker 4 (01:57:12):
If we all said to you right now, yes, you
need to confront her and say something, you would be like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
Can never happen. Then, you know I can't. You know
I can't.
Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
I could maybe have my brother say that.
Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
Okay, this sounds like an extravaganza, maybe bigger than the
royal wedding.
Speaker 8 (01:57:28):
And it's and like I said, it's at the end
of December, and she's just getting more and more amped
up about it.
Speaker 2 (01:57:35):
Yes, she's getting married, Okay, I mean not really.
Speaker 4 (01:57:39):
Hey, don't be like you're gonna be with fake pedals.
Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
Yeah,
It's showtime, people, it's showtime here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We are yes for this. You're about to experience this show.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
How would you like to get down with some real
gangsters with the ringleader Eddie.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor strong the enforcer thor am I negative all
the time? Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in
black from head to toe.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's show and it stucks right there.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Let's play a little Let's get to know new assistant
producer Jamie Game here. Oh really yeah, first time on
the mic. First, this is happening, Not really, but it's fine. Listen, James,
pay attention here.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Okay, James, I thought you said when he's in trouble.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
He got in trouble right there, a little bit. Okay,
no goofing off on the.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Mike, goofing off, no goofing off.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Jamie was just telling us Foo Fighters his favorite band.
Yeah you know I met Davel before.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh look at you?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, good guy, Yeah, really nice guy. Yeah, I've been
trying to impress them. Yeah, thanks Jamie, You're back in
my good grace.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So Jamie told us, Also, he plays in a band,
a rock band, and that's the first song you ever
sang live. Yeah in person, it was pretty people.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Yeah, because we're supposed to play an event with the
singer that we had, but she couldn't make it. She
had like a test or something so.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Weird, so we scheduled that.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Yeah, so we were like, oh, we still want to
perform it. It wasn't like a show, it was like
like an acoustic night kind of thing. So we're like,
we're still going to perform because we want to. We
already signed up for it, so we split. Yeah, so
we lit two songs. We did my hero food Fighters
that's the when I sung, and then our other guitar
(02:04):
player played four non blondes.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, what's up? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So what instrument do you play? You played just regular guitar.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I play guitar bass yeah, wow, So guitar and one
band and then bass in the other two bands, sir.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
And how are your vocals? You are you confident in
your vocals?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm still working on it, working on that.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
I was taking singing classes in college and the last
semester I just didn't take it because I didn't have
room in the schedule.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh did you drop clarinet?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, really Clarinett. This guy's incredible, Nick Cannon in
that movie Funny because you were in the band. Yeah,
I could see. I'm making fun of myself because I was.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
And I think Jamie's too young to know drum line.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, no, I haven't it, but I know no drum line.
He was born and when two thousand and two d
I was saying, when we talked about the eminem song,
I was like, I want to throw back to two
thousand and two. This is a great year for me.
And then and like how great it was, and he goes,
I was born in two thousand and two, so.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's a good year for him too. A light sky
and I started mornings at Rocking Offactory in two thousand
and four.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Wow around, run around singing my hero. There you go.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's a that's a little taste to James, A little
taste to James. We're gonna about getting another taste here
of other things that we figured out over the years,
Can you guys still ride a bike. If you got
on a bike, could you still ride it?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I think so, Emily, Yeah, I was just on a
bike the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What motocross?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Uh? No, we have bicycles at our house. My son
Read is really into his bike, and we have an
old beat a beach cruiser that I cruised around out
front of our house a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Wheelies or no.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Wheel jo, no jobs, now wheelies. I can get along
on a beach cruiser just fine. You're pretty good. Really,
it's not that hard. You say that, but I mean bike.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, but I mean a bike. I haven't ridden a
bike bike since Sky and I rode bikes from the
Silver Strand back in you know, like twenty seventeen or something.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, and it was awkward summer hitless Chalice.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I was trying to like figure it out. I haven't
ridden I don't ride bikes.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yeah, because you think you're just going to jump on
and go.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
But then as soon as you like realize, oh my god,
I haven't done this in like a decade to figure
it out. Figure it out, but does not feel secure.
You were on a bike, I believe that. Well, yeah,
because that wasn't by the beach. That was after I
did the bike right, Emily? Yeah, yeah, did you ride
(05:12):
a bike?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah? I remember I had that mountain bike I used
to ride. Yeah, what happened to that? It's it's there,
you have it.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
When was the last time you did a mountain trail?
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Man, Well, I got really out of shape. I stopped,
and then I got back into shape and I just
started doing spin again. Excuse me spin classes.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, first of all, I have a peloton, so I
don't know that that counts.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah I can, Yeah, I can, but that's what spin bike, right,
And I feel like I feel like my endurance has
gotten good enough where like I could go on a
trail ride again on a mountain bike.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Let's let's do this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You want to go and do a trail ride? I
mean I'll go and watch you.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I mean I watched you to ride with me. And no, no,
that's crazy. So they asked questions about things like riding bikes.
How many people can still do certain things?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Yeah, things that you know basically most kids can do
type of stuff. They went around and asked over two
thousand adults. Hey do you think you could still do today?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Asked the question like that, yeah, you have to pause
and go Hey, can you ride a skateboard?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Do you think you can still do that?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's a weird question.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
So they started off hey asking, hey, asking about bikes.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Can you ride a bicycle? And twenty four percent a
quarter of people saying no, I know I could. Twenty
four percent of adults.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You could ride. You could not ride a bike for
fifteen twenty years once you get on It isn't the
thing about your legs.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Think about this. We just had an engineer come in here.
You think that guy can ride a bike? Great, I
can't ride a bike. I mean that's you can't ride
a bike. I mean there's people that are like that
guy in the world, right then there are like, no,
you're right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, I don't think you can have it. Yeah. I
don't think of that that way. Like could he rewire
the whole radios?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Sure, he's got different time do that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I can't wire that, but I can't ride. I can
ride a four speed. Could you beat that guy in
a race? Yes you could. Yeah. So it's just different things. Yeah,
different things say nothing bad.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
No, a quarter people can't ride a bike and they
admit it. Okay, next rollerblading, I can still oh remember.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Now what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
When was the last time you've been on a pair
of skates?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So I did ice skating in December. Different, this is okay.
I would say, a pair of roll a pair of
blades twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Okay, and you still believe you strapped those actually.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah. I would take a second, but I'd be fine.
I would. I would recently, yea, I was recently, it
was like six months. No, well, damn it. I would
do like I would do like. I would do jumps
and stuff on it, stop and race people. I was
good man. I played roller hockey for didn't Your wife
claimed to be better than you. Yeah, but she also
claimed to be faster than me, and she beat you.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
On a race. But she beat you once. She beat
you on racey, okay. I was never a rollerblader. It
was a roller skater. We had a roller rink in
Gilroy where I grew up. I had roller rink and
so we'd go down there. You'd have to if you
want to talk to girls in the back. I was
(08:23):
thirteen hours bag.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I can shoot the duck, yeah, I can shoot the.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Yes, absolutely, yeah, turn the lights down, come on.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Would I get a little weird and nervous when uh,
thriller because they would play videos in there, and when
thriller came on, I get a little weird.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You'd get nervous, scary video videos front when he turned Yeah, he.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Doesn't want zombies coming after him.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I feel like, come on, I feel like Eddie. Eddie
would be rollerblading and like having a good time, and
then he'd look and see like Sky and her crew
taking it very seriously. Oh yeah, that crew backwards. Okay,
I don't know. I would be dancing.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
You probably had that little like walker thing that help
you rollerskate? Stop it you roller blade? No so rollerblade
roller skater. I don't think that's our generation.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a pair of
never blade.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I don't think I have either no rollers only roller blade. Again,
it's generational. Yeah, can you roller blade?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I used to be able to have. Okay, once again,
I mean, I don't know how to tell you. There's
a shoe size half it's eight and a half and
it's not that big. It's actually if you google, it's
the most common for women, the most common I just
told you for the five thousand South five. I have
(09:51):
skinny ankles and it makes my skinks.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I look, you have skinkles. Yeah, Cales Wave. You looked
up most common shoe size for women the other day.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
That's that's pathetic.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
You know she did?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You just find out it says size seven. It's not
common sold to a woman a size seven.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That makes sense?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
True?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wow, well my history.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I used to be.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I don't know if I could right now, Okay, put
your phone down. I don't care about the common size.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
We always care about.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Forty six percent of adults say yeah, nope, no, it's
not going to happen, not going to happen. Almost half
of us say that's not going to happen. Skateboarding, dude,
I think.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Every time I think I can do it, and then
I try to do it and I'm like, I can't
skateboard any Yeah. Back in the day, I used to,
like babe, back in the day, I would be I
was a skateboarder a little bit. Oh really a little bit.
I had my on board.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Skateboards board.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Now again, I'm the old guy that thinks he can skateboard,
tries to do it and then breaks his arm like,
I'm not I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I don't think so. I can't stay up on a board?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
What about a longboard?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What about it? You can stand still a skateboard? I
don't think so. Yeah, I'm with Eddy. You don't think
I've never been able to skateboard. I don't know why.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It wasn't really that big where I grew up, but
I had a Ninja Turtle skateboard. I mean I was like,
I was like seven years old, Turtle. I wasn't good
(11:40):
at it. Yeah, I wasn't good at Emily.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
I can skateboard on a longboard. I cannot shortboard. They
are two totally different things. I have a second nine
board at home accent that I wanted an option.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You know why she has a longboard because she'd go
down the pier and O B said get off of it,
grab it and then just start whacking. I never hit it.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
Used to do that.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
They were on short boards and they take another shortboard
to hit the trolls.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, that was I never did.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I never did that.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm very did. I think that is a very no
chance at hell.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Don't even say, don't we know you can't skateboard, don't even.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
It's probably about a year ago. A year ago, jumped
on my daughter's skateboard, made it halfway down the street
and jumped off it because I got so scared and
it just kept going and hit a car. Yeah, I
got scared. So now I sit on the skateboard and
we'll go down the hill sitting on it. But I
can't stand on that thing. It's too scary. It's too scary.
(12:48):
It goes too fast. I'm way too fast. That well,
when they asked over two thousand adults, do you think
you could still skateboard?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Half of us say yes, and half of us half can't.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
More people are saying they can't.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
No, I would say, like I meant, more than half can't, can't.
Most people can. Most people can't.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Okay, Oh man, we are so close, you guys. We
are so pumped and excited for the beginning of the
Summer Olympics.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's almost here. Wow. When does it start? Sky?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
I mean technically the events start in about a month,
but yeah, I know because and you probably feel that
way because they've started ramping up the coverage and it's.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Gonna get stuff every day.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Yeah, and like the torch is going to be lit soon.
I saw a report this morning that halle Berry is
going to get to carry the torch.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
First, a bigger start, I know, I guess I do
think it's I think you have had to be in
the games at some point to carry the torch.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I agree sports, a former sport.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Or somebody that had, like you, overcame an obstacle in
your life, like disability or something.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
No.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
No, even though even that you don't get it, No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I agree if you're going to carry the torch. So
if you have like one limb and you're able to, like,
that's amazing. Do something crazy. If you were in the special, Yeah,
would the special, especially the Paralympics, that's.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Perfect you're in.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
But not.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Halle Berry. No, but she overcame a terrible movie catwoman.
I mean the fact that she survived that. Okay, Yeah,
I'm saying I don't care what you behind movie. I
don't care what you've overcome.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Wow, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, someone say that's one of the hardest things ever
to compete survive.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Stop listen, you don't. You're trying to just distract us
from talking about the game.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You guys said. The Olympics start July twenty sixth. You
know what else? It starts July twenty third NFL training
camp opens. I will be way more locked in, and
as will Eddie. NFL training camp.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Don't you put all my ends of July.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'll be locked in the NFL training camp updates. I
don't care about not who's winning the steeple chase. That's
the race chase only was like, she doesn't even know
what it is, like the discus throw. All sports I
could care less about the only the only sport I
like is the hundred meter dash and a two hundred
miror dash because its who the fast person on earth is.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And that's pretty so simple. I love the games.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You love them? America? Yeah? I root for whoever's there.
It doesn't matter, make any sense. You root for whoever
I think is gonna win for our foot Bulgaria, root
for Germany, for route for Africa.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Okay, that's that's not a root for are Uruguay.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
What So Hold on a minute.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
A Bulgarian wrestler is taking on an American, who you're
going to root for?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
If the Bulgarian wrestler, I feel like he's got underdog
qualities are root for and if I feel like, if
the American loses, then I don't have to hear about
it as much for the Bulgarian.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh you're gonna root again your own country.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It doesn't do much for me. If you win an
Olympic medal, Okay, I'd rather see you win the super Bowl. Okay, dude,
sound like sorry now if I'm not going to say that,
I don't know if it was bad, but sorry, sorry.
(16:44):
I don't care about the Olympics. It's all sports I
don't care about. Like I don't watch discus throwing. Who
watches that during the games? Who watches pole vaulting? I
can't wait? Really, you can't wait?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Slip you're not pumpedes I am.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You're flipping through it.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
You see a guy, what the poe's about to stop?
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Go do it?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
You're not gonna stop and watch?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You know what I say to myself? What made this
guy commit his life to that? Like he wasn't good
at any other like popular sport football or basketball, so
he said, you know what I'm gonna do pole vaulting.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
If he's good at it, Yeah, why wouldn't you go
after it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And that's ridiculous that they don't get These athletes don't
get paid, which is insane. Do they get paid? Okay,
because like NBC's broadcast rights are like billions of dollars
and the whole IOC is massively corrupt. Don't get me
started off. I have a rank.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yes, yes, I want to hear for the athletes, okayor.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
I think some people can maybe relate to you on
being whatever about the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
But then when you don't want the US to do well, I.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Don't want them to do well, where you lose directly said,
So I don't have to hear about it. You directly
said where you lose?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, because in this country, we don't like, we don't
care about losers. So if you don't win, then we
don't hear about it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Well, there would be different sports that we obviously they
are more excited about than others, like.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
One hundred dash.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It could be very absolutely Uh, if you had to
pick a sport to watch during the games, Emily, which one.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Are you picking?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I always get excited when the US women's gymnastics teams
up there, just.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
The women's, not the men.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
More of the women's. Yeah, because watching them on the
floor front I guess I'm a frontrunner.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm an Olympics. The floor was boring.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
One about whe they're flipping and flopping more of an
uneven bar, know what that means.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
And the vaults that's a good one. Hobby horse, the
hobby horse, it's hobby horses. And then I was just
looking at a list of all the sports for this year,
and no, I was just I didn't know. I knew
gymnastics out of the top of my head, but what
(18:54):
I didn't know is that BMX was in it too,
and they're going to do BMX.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
You're gonna watch racing and freestyle. Really if it's more
impressive that if they win an X Games medal or
a gold medal by the ex game, right, I feel like,
but I feel like they would care about the EU
probably all action sports.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Sean White, you wanted more.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Sky. If you were to pick a sport to watch
what you watch? What could what is the most boring
sport out there? You shut up?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Rhythmic gymnastics.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
I'm really excited this summer.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Canoeing. Yeah, No, I don't like knowing. I don't I'm
not into that. Handball really gets my juices.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I prefer the modern pentathlon.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Okay, I don't even know what. I don't know Modernay,
trampolining is a lot of fun, me and me and
love Bug watching it. Okay, trampolin love Bug, that's weird.
That's just you, guys.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Guys, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
We're gonna do our own Olympic games, our whole family.
And yeah, they do an Olympic family in the backyard. Yeah,
that's that could happen. The booth's walking around this drop foot.
He isn't breakdancing. You're gonna start this year. That's what
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
That's what I'm excited for. But hell y, but I'm
excited for it. But I can't It's not a guarantee
because I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
I don't know how it's gonna go oh popping and locking.
Look at him, go oh?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Is he a robot?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Is he a man? Is he a box?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Back in the day? Man circa nineteen eighty five? Nineteen
eighty five, you give me, I'm old, was before I
was born, So what that's what you have? Breakdanced at
eighty five. That was the height of my breakdancing years. Bro,
I bet put a nice little handkerchief, checkered handkerchief on
my knee so I could do those knee spins on
a cardboard.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Sorry, be a gold medalist.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
He would have just stuck with it, Bro, I didn't
think it would.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Ever make it to the other would you have dedicated
your life to?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
So I'm excited for it, but I don't know how
it's gonna be yet. But what I do love and
what I will watch synchronized swimming.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
No, come on, dude, I love that so much. Hard
Like how it's hard, it's just stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Like when they're doing the underwater spins upside down.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Oh my god, water poolo is harder. That's an actual sport,
excuse just swimming around and waving.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Disagree, so will you you? Guys?
Speaker 8 (21:34):
I love, I love, I love all the waters and
all the gymnastic ones.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
They mess up on the high dives, slip at the
last second, they're all on coordinated going down.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Dude, that first of all, that doesn't really happen. Once
in a while, you get one very rarely. Greg Luis,
remember the time he smacked his head still in the.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Sky. Will you go into your pool at some point
and pretend you're a synchronized swimmer. God a zillion percent.
Do I do that? Now?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (22:05):
I do.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I'm glad wrestling's back. A big wrestling fan. It's not professional. Yeah,
it's not representing the US. That would be legit. The
Rock shows up as the final boss. No, that doesn't
make it makes a comeback. You're making no sense right now. Obviously,
track and field a track field traffic deal is great.
(22:30):
Swimming is kind of fun to watch, you know, the
good races. I don't want to sit there and watch
your eight hundred meter you know whatever. The sprints. I
want the sprints one hundred meters, it's a fifty. That's awesome. Okay,
uh so that that's the kind of stuff that's where
I'm living. But what most people want to watch, well.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
They did a recent poll.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Here's what we want to see rugby, really, water polo, basketball, soccer, volleyball, diving,
beach volleyball.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah that one, when vulball, beach volleyball. I'm with Eddie
on that one.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Brazil got that booty, Yeah, Brazil got that booty.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Four years old. Wow, number three for four years problem. Yeah,
I think the commercials.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
I heard that number three things we want to watch
track and field, two is gymnastics and number one is swimming.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That's a big deal. I will when the I think,
in the next one, look at this guy watching all
the sports. I'm not watching them the sports it I
think flag football starts in the next one, and it's
gonna be like a bunch of retired NFL players school
and people.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
There you go. So we hear about it quite often.
Thor takes the People Magazine's Sexiest Man a Live List
the cover very seriously. Yeah and so so that when
they released it, he puts out his Hottest Hollywood Honk
List Best Look Guys Hollywood Ben Looking Guys in Hollywood
list a year. And this summer is heating up all right,
(24:10):
can because we may have some new people on the list.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Really, Harry and who is it Glennonwell.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Austin Butler are creeping up. I want to see this
uh new blood going on. I want to see this
new bike rider with Austin Butler. Does he does he
get away from the Elvis stigma that he has? I
hope we'll find out. Not sure anybody really about that.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I have a question. I really enjoyed Harry Styles album
and he's a looker.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Harry Styles is Harry's House album is one of the
best albums I've heard in the last ten years. I
feel like one album of the Year last year at
the Grammar is androgynost for He's a little too David
Bowie for me. Yeah, so like he probably isn't going
to make the list. Men like more Buffy. Yeah, and
you gotta be you gotta to be multifaceted. Here he
(25:01):
did a movie. He did a movie that bombs with
Chris Pine.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Get out of Here, Get out of Here.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I can't. I can't have a guy on my list
bomb in the movies. You gotta have a history of
good movies before you can have a bomb.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Well, prior to this Hot Guy list, Thor had a
fictitious group of celebrity male buddies that he said he
wanted to hang out with called the Cool Guy Crew.
Who was on Who was on the CGC?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Do you remember bringing me back? Obviously obviously Tom.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Cruise, Tommy C was the captain, And this is what
he wanted to do. He wanted to play Shirts versus
Skins basketball games with them to the mall and get
like coffees, frappuccinos and then just walk.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
There was no Lulu Viry back then. That's true. There
was I didn't make enough money. Yeah, and it was
Tommy C.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Do that with Tommy C.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, the rock oh Man, Brad in there, of course,
Brad Pitt was in there.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
There was guys that came and went yeah, like Jackman
got bounced. I think chanting. Tatum got bounced.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Weird.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
They both got bounced for singing and dancing too much.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
It was too much. We don't need that.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Brian Gosling was in there for a little while a
little bit had different.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Different obvious every would have gotten bounce because of his
face to his face? What did he do to his face?
That word?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
So Thor has a lot of feelings about male celebrities.
Do so your opinion of this means more than anybody's.
Are there a male celebrity that you would want to
be your brow? Because that means something different? Yeah, you know,
And that's the question that was just recently asked.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
They surveyed thousands of people and we I think, yeah, men,
because if you want to be bro bro. So it's
a question for the guys and it's interesting. A lot
of old school guys still represented, but we do have
a couple age guys, new guys breaking in there.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You know, I probably want to be bros with Justin
Timberlake right now, oh rose.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
With him right now. I don't know if you've seen
the news I have.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I mean, he looks like he's a good time Okay,
I mean, I mean, I'm definitely gonna call an uber,
but yeah, I mean I love the party with that guy. Yeah,
it seems like a good time gulfs Okay, I do so,
I mean this is it would be great, really good time. Okay,
really good time.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's just me.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I got to go to the expert on male celebrities.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You know who you're with? The rock would be up there.
I just would get tired of his constant ads and
he's doing that while you're hanging out. Yeah, I feel
like every time we hang out, he's bringing it back
to his lotion or is tequila or like hey what
do you wan? Who's yeah? Or his shoes. But that
would be fun that brought with the rock. I'm trying
(28:07):
to think of out the celebrities. Obviously, Brad Pitt, I mean, that's.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Gonna bro out with him. He's kind of weird, isn't he.
I don't know, he's gone weird.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Brad Pitt. I want to be on Leo's yacht and
just hang out with him and everybody.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The number one guy for me, he's the king. I'll
take the leftovers. Oh he's even the leftover. Hang on
four and they're all ten ten. Wow, So Leo's the king.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Okay, you're not really going on Leo's I'm going.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
There right now.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I'm part of the posse.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I feel like Chris Pratt would be a lot of fun.
Oh there's probably a lot of you were out on Pratt.
I think I'm not out on him in a sense.
I just think sometimes he's a little much. But I
like Parks and rec I think he'd be really funny.
But he's not that guy. I think he's funny.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
I mean he's all about like his farm life and
his wife and his children.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's a little much and god like that. We're just
what he's doing, just we just want to go to
the strip. So he's not your he's not your sucks
your your that sucks. I feel like Bradley Cooper Coop
Coop he's sober. I'm sober. I do want to.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
I feel like he's a sports fan, takes himself way
too soon.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
You can't hang out with an Eagles fans.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
True. How about Matthew McConaughey. No, that would be fun.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Guys smoking dope right in your face, naked bongos people.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
There's no chance Hamsworth Chris Hamsworth maybe working out with him.
I think that'd be a fun I think that's a
good one.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Yeah, because he likes to be out of nature, he
likes to work out. He's not too crazy partier. Yeah,
that's the first one you've said that.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I think me and Hamsworth, me and Helmsworth.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
What what male celebrities do Most people think they want.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
To be bros with.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Well, recent poll, here are your top ten, number ten
Tom Holland people.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
You know he was for him, He was on top
of my mind, but I always top of your mind.
But I feel like he could be a little dweeby
because he's so small. He's a tiny guy. He's ripped though. Yeah,
but it's easy to be ripped when you're one forty,
You know what I mean, You're one forty, so good
wet it's easy to be ripped us any more ripped? Okay, whatever,
(30:17):
I'm true.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Number nine guy, people want to be there, bro Steve Carell. Now,
this may be the Netflix office effect, you know how
like younger Jener, you.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Don't know nobody would want Michael Scott to be there. Bro,
I know you love Michael Scott, but he's like the
worst bro ever.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Yeah, I think that it must be the office effect
or something, because that's wild.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Number eight Glenn Powell, Of course it is. Wait, I
know about him, Like, what's.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
He even like? I know that he's the next big thing.
That's what I know. Okay, that's what I know.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Seven is Chris Hemsworth, the six, Chris Pratt. Five not
mentioned Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
He's too snarky.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I feel like he's always I feel like every time
you hang out with them, you're like, can you just
can you turn it off for a minute. I just
have a normal conversation, right right.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
Four little old school Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Almost pushed some paparassia. Okay, that was like it was
two years Okay, it feels like Number three Robert Downey Jr.
Really Number sober guy.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Thanks, Number two guy that people want to be there
bro Keanu.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Reeves, no way, hell yeah, okay, okay, and number one
goes to Chris Evans.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
I don't know we've met Chris Evans. He seems cooler now,
but yeah, yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I don't you ever wonder what Ronnie from Jersey Shore
would sound like wishing you happy birthday?
Speaker 10 (31:51):
Harry?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
What's off with your boy?
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Ronnie?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Here?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I just wanted to say, happy birthday.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
I hope you enjoy yourself.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Drink a lot of ron Ron juice GTL.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Though out of your par It's time for the show,
for the shows. Cameo all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Cameo the website where you can order up personalized messages
from different levels of celebrity being go. You know, all
the way from the Caitlin Jenners of the world to
the Emily's from the Show of the World. You know,
that's the range. That's the range where you can get
(32:29):
You guys are similar in a few ways.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I don't know how to take it.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Was a weird example, but it's fine. So yeah, there's
all kinds of different celebrities on Cameo. They set their
own price. We spin a wheel whatever celebrity it lands on.
You guys got to guess how much are they charging on? Cameo?
So let's go ahead and spin the wheel. See it
lands off first?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Okay, well four will know this name, you ladies. Doubtful
it is landed on. Mooky Wilson is maybe one of
the most famous goats in a bad way. You know
how goat used to mean something bad. Yeah. So he
played for the New York Mets back in the heyday
of the Mets and he Oh no, he actually did
(33:20):
something good. I was thinking of you had it reversed. Yes,
so Mookie hit the ground ball that got by Bill Buckle. Yes,
so we'll forget it was only game six. The Mets
won the next game, Game seven to It was one
of the most famous World Series of all time where
Mooki hit the ball and it went through Bill Buckner's
legs and Mooki, you know, got on.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So he's kind of a hero.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Yes, okay, okay, So Mookie Wilson from the New York
Mets from back in the day. How much is he
charging on?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Cameo? We'll start with you.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yes, Oh god, I have no clue where to go
with this.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I mean, he's a very famous name in the baseball world.
He wasn't like a rate player. Yeah he was pretty good,
but hit that he got was that's so famous?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Your teen grounder.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, Buckner, get that glove dirty.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
You know, oh Man, A lot of hardcore New York
sports fans probably dig this. I'm just gonna throw out there,
one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
One hundred fifty bucks.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
What do you think, Skuy, I'm gonna go I'm going
to go higher. I'm gonna say three hundred dollars, three
hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
What do you think, thor I think one hundred and
fifty is a pretty solid choice, So I'm gonna say
one seventy five.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Seventy five. On the other way, Wilson from the New
York Match charges one twenty. Oh okay, you were the
closer to get more than twenty for mookiee. So this
is what you get for one hundred and twenty bucks
from Mookie Wilson.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Hello, Judy Mook.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Wilson here in New York, Mass eighty six World Series champion.
Thank you for meeting beast buy spriend. Thank you for
what mess with you? Because I know it has not
then easy listen, it's not by the maps.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
This is not about me. It's all about your duty.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You got someone who loves your death.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Steven wanted me to wish you a very happy, happy
Mother's Day. So I tell you what, man, mother's are
very special, and he knows he loves you so much.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
They wanted just mothers thing to be so special, to
let me know that you are thinking about you and
that you are loved, and made his mother bring much Jordan.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Mookie. Mookie was on a team called the Cocaine Kids.
I don't know. I'm not saying he is. I'm not
saying he is.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
He might be the captain.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
I wish you could have seen all our faces through
that entire thing, because.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I do understand he was talking so fast.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
That was wild.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah that didn't make any sense. Oh my god boy. Okay,
yeah that's interesting, all right it spinning wheel? See what
lines on this time?
Speaker 11 (35:51):
Oh uh?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
This guy actually has been in our studio before. I
don't know if you guys will remember Josh Harris from
the TV show Deadliest Catch. Remember he was the younger
kind of guy. He's a captain on one of the boats.
I think he just recently got canceled.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Oh he did.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
I think he might have had some stuff, and he's
like they he was one of the more famous guys
on Deadliest Catch where his dad died and he took
over the boat and then and he's you know, they
actually gave him a spin off show where he was
like fishing in Hawaii and doing all this stuff. So
he was one of the bigger names. And then he
wasn't on the last season and I was like why.
(36:29):
And I think he got I think he got.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Sexual assault.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Not great. Josh Harris from Deadly Catch. His dad's Phil, Yes,
Phil well dead.
Speaker 11 (36:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Anyway, so Josh Harris from Deadly's Catch a pretty big show.
He is on cameo? How much do you think he charges?
Skuy nice guy Kim in studio.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Yeah, he was a nice guy. But I feel the
price has probably dropped because of the news. So I'm
gonna go one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Hundred bucks and only just read something about this guy.
Oh not good, Oh not good.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
The allegations are on another level level, not a good level.
So I'm finding it hard to move on right now.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh okay, let stop reading that. It's not good. I'm
assuming this cameo. What did Skuy just say bucks.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Before I saw Emily's strong.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Guy, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say one hundred and.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Emily, uh charging, No, I think you.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
That's what say. You need you need to like to
reset your brain.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Seventy five dollars.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Seventy five bucks. But again, I think Emily is on
it today because Josh Harris from Deadly his catch charges
eighty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Just read what I read.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Oh this is not good. I have no idea what
was being said about this guy?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
This is good. I don't know either. This cameo is
not too weird. Oh I'm so scared. Now this is
what you get for eighty five bucks? Oh no, I
just lost the cameo. What do you mean? Because is
that affected? What did you do? It's not on the
it's not on the Oh shoot, it's not on the
page here. Oh no, you deleted it. Yeah, it was
(38:25):
an accident. I didn't It was an accident. Is it
back up? Is it back up? I'm telling you he
was affected. Jami's putting it back up for me. Oh,
I'm sorry, this thing really affected me. It was a mistake.
Sometimes if with what I have here, I double click
something and it went disappeared, just disappeared. It's my fault.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Well, obviously the only one. You're the only one. They
can do it, all right? Can you stop showing everybody
what is going on here? I don't even want to
I don't even want to hear this.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Can that bad? Oh my god, my god. Hopefully those reports.
Jamie's putting it up right now here we go. Why's
it taking?
Speaker 4 (39:05):
We had the reloads? Okay, all right, this is what
it sounds like for eighty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (39:10):
John? Josh haris here and Father's Day is right around
the corner. I'm actually here with.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
My other buddy. He is my partner in crime and
also a dad.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
We have a kid with the same mom, and we're
hanging out getting ready for our Father's Day preparation. But
I just wanted to wish you happy Father's Day. I
hear you're one hell of an inspiration and Rihanna and
uh you know you and your your lovely young lady
wife to be. Uh you guys get through a lot
of stuff. You had an amazing human Yeah, just keep trucking, dude,
Remember one thing, only catch crabs on the ocean because No,
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one likes the guy that catches him on land later.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Joke doesn't go over so well now, no, apparently not
very bizarre. All right, let's spin the wheel, see you
it lands on this time. Well, this is a guy
that Thor is familiar with, and especially Emily because she
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was a star of an episode of Bar Rescues was
landed on John Taffor, Thor weaseled his way into one episode.
I know you were. I walked into you were in
like the background.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
In the background of an episode years way before Emily
miked up. You were one of the recon I was recon.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I was told I couldn't he a recon because I
don't drink.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Oh yeah, that means it's kind of rescue.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
To sample the cocktail.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Came John Taffer from Bar Rescue on cameo, what do
you think he charges Thor?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I think.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
If you want to bar bar or something and like companies,
he changes bars and may changes life. Okay, wait what
three twenty three twenty five?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
All right? What do you think, Emily?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah, I feel like you could charge a lot for
the you know, businesses bars. I'm going to say higher
than Thor is it four.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Hundred, four hundred. All right, what do you think, Skuy.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
I'm taking the Emily strategy because it's been winning today,
so I'm going three hundred.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Three hundred. Yes, five, you're the closest. Yes, say it
as you said four hundred. Yeah, it's three fifty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Okay, I hate what it's like that all right, So
Thor's the closest. This is what you get for three
hundred and fifty bucks from John Taffer from Bar Rescue.
Speaker 10 (41:31):
Thor, Christina, well, Keddy and Katie reached out to me.
I know you guys are bar operator. You should have
bought at Taffer's cavern. Congratulations on your new baby. What
an exciting time. You guys are entrepreneurs, you have a business,
you have a new baby. What an amazingly exciting time.
And by the way, Thor, I think the butt funnel
idea might be a good idea, but you better assess
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your customers first.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
And I would talk to Christina about those kind of things.
But most important, keeps sutting it down together.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Congratulations on your new baby, and keep shutting it down.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Is he saying four? Yeah? This is for you? I
don't think it was for me. I don't. I don't
remember Toristina. But the butt funnel isn't that. It's an
idea where like there's only one way off the dance floor,
so people have to like butt up against each other
to walk past each other. And it was like his idea,
so it makes people talk to each other as they
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walk past each other. But I don't know. I feel
like it's inconvenient.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
What a weird batch it is, What a weird last
It didn't make a lot of sense. This is not
what I was expecting. You know, it's it's a Tuesday.
This is not how I want to start a Tuesday.
I am stunned. We had something completely different that we
were going to chat about here, but all hell has
broken loose here. I don't know what is exactly going on.
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It all has to do with Trail Mix and Emily
and Scott.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I don't know what happens.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
I don't know about that Sky.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Calling it out for this right now.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Emily came skipping in here because she came upon something.
You know, She's no, that's the mooch. You need something, okay,
you are definitely if you come upon something free, you
get very excited about that. And that's basically what went
down in our kitchenette this morning with the vending machine.
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What we we have a new vending machine in there.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
It's all the talk of the town, new machine, new options.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
You heard it, it's the talk of the town.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
What you said, what do you work in the same building?
I haven't heard. I saw all I got. All I
saw was the email from the lady in the front office,
and that was it. That me too. No one else
has mentioned this vending machine.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
I've had three separate conversations with people in the break
room about.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
The Who initiates the conversations? Who do you think then?
Speaker 8 (44:04):
Then?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Then how is the talk of the Yeah, it's not
the talk of the town. She just initiates the conversation
was the talk of the town.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Those three people had to come back and tell a
fellow employees, Oh my god, sky.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
How am I going there? How does she still work here?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
It's just stop.
Speaker 8 (44:20):
This is the first time we have a vending machine
that takes credit cards. How exciting is that someone was
tapping to pay.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
On that It just didn't work right?
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Well, yeah, yeah, I never liked work. You didn't trust it.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
And then this one also has sodas in the bottom,
which is a fun addition. Well drinks, I should say drinks,
not just sodas. We got bubblies in there, so so
talk of the town in my world.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, I go in there often.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Never heard one percent.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
I was just in there, said three separate conversations, but.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Again you initiated. So anyway, you got this new vending
machine in there, and I don't know what went down,
but might come skipping in here and she asks, guys,
got a free bag of trail mix? And I'm like,
how did you get a brief free bag of trail mix?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Sure did?
Speaker 5 (45:08):
I went in there. Uh my tummy was a little
rumpy this morning. And I will snack on stuff like nuts.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Okay, the wines just sitting in there, n W. You
need some carbs. There's no sitting in there to absorb
it all. I don't think that's it. I just, you know,
don't have that big of a dinner.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
You didn't have your two triscuts.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
I didn't have my two triskets this morning. I was
all out of my snack situation. You guys know, I
have a little basket in there that I keep usually
like triscuts or goldfish crackers in or nuts. I know that,
but I was all out, so I needed to get something.
I did remember also that not because it's the talk
of the town. Not because of the talk of the town,
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that we have the new manding machine, and it also
takes debit cards. Perfect grab my dead a card from
my purse and walk into the kitchenette to get my
trail mix. That's when I walk up to the machine
to select my trail mix. And that's when I see
the trail mix bag kind of halfway out, hanging on
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for dear life.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Really, and that's why I go, huh, so the last
person got screwed.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's the item that I want.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
So I grab.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
I mean, you guys do comment on my hands and
my strength a little bit, and so I grab the
machine a little bit and I give it a little
shake around.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
My god, it's wild.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Didn't have to shake hard. That bad boy fell down free.
Speaker 11 (46:40):
That trail mix, bragging about your free trail mix, skipping
and bragging the lottery I did with the lottery this morning,
tipped over the vending machine.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
I just gave a little shimmy.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
That's bizarre strength, Just a little shake a little shimmy heavy.
That's when Sky talk about it. Eddie, what the hell
is going on? Because you are making bold claims. Miss, Yes,
that is your trail mix.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yes, what.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Break?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Here's the thing? You break it?
Speaker 8 (47:14):
So this morning I as well low one snacks. Oh no, yeah,
I've never really rumbly. I'm just always kind of snacking
and grace.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
They don't eat a normal meal.
Speaker 8 (47:25):
No, I don't eat actual meals. I just kind of graze.
And so I was sad and as you guys know,
a big fan of trail mix. Pretend like it's happy,
we all healthy, we all just know it's nuts and candies.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Well, all you do is pick around the almonds and
peanuts and things like that and eat the candy part. Yeah,
why don't you just get a bag of M and.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Ms not as healthy, not as healthy. I can't.
Speaker 6 (47:50):
I can't go for a hike after that a trail mix.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (47:54):
But I just feel like if you eat trail mix,
you're ready for a hike, you know what I mean. Okay,
So I'm like, yes, I am, okay, Okay, I don't
need you to pile on this morning. I'm going through
enough with this one over again. Who so, so I say, hey,
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as all my goodies are are printing out because we
meet here in the studio at five thirty. But before then,
I have to print out a bunch of stuff that
I bring. We all hand out papers, whole thing. And
so as I'm printing, I'm like, you know what, I'm
going to go check out the new vending machine.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Well, talk of the town, the talk of the town,
I mean, the top of mind.
Speaker 8 (48:34):
How can you not everyone's bussy mine, buzzy, yeah, buzzing
about it. So I go to the vending machine and
I do not tap to pay because I still don't
trust it.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
I put it. I don't understand why you don't trust it,
Well because the last one or something.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I've never used a credit card on a vending machine,
old very I don't get what they have. The whole
thing is, do you trust it's not going to work?
Or do you trust your bankcounts? I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
I have no idea, but I just have fears surrounding it.
And I have cash in my wallet and I've always
used cash in the vending machine, so I'm not risking
it today.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
I don't need that today, So I.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
For these days used to be a dollar. We're now
in the dollar twenty five jacket.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
You never know. You never know when you go to
the vending machine. Now with cash, you always have to
have a dollar and some change. You used to be
covered with a dollar, not anymore, So dollar twenty five.
Go get my trail mix, put my my dollar in,
put my quarter in.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I'm ready to go change thing.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
I know, right, you think they just get rid of that.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
No, and so they think most people aren't, you know,
really stupid and would just use this credit card.
Speaker 8 (49:49):
It doesn't make me stupid, okay, it just makes me scary.
It just makes me a scaredy cat. And so I
decide I want trail mix. Beat boop up, get my
trail mixed.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Did you make that sound when you were doing it?
Speaker 11 (50:02):
You know I did?
Speaker 8 (50:03):
She did?
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Okay, anytime I hit a button, you know, I have
to make a sound.
Speaker 8 (50:07):
And so the trail mix, I'm standing there, watch that
little wheel go yeah, and then halfway through it's not.
And I know my stuff is printing, and I know
that I'm going to be in the studio, and so
I'm like, okay, I gotta I gotta hurry this up.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
So I give the thing a shake. Nothing happens.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Okay, well, you are one of the most feeble people
I've ever met in my life.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Yeah, I mean honestly, when I went to shake it,
it didn't actually surprise the.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Studio door because it's a heavy door. But it's not heavy.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
She's so weak.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
Okay, so it doesn't come down.
Speaker 8 (50:47):
So I say, mental note, I am going to go
take all the papers, give them out to the studio.
We're going to do our little early morning prep, and
then I am going to go back with another dollar
twenty five, so I will have a bag of trail
mix for today, and then.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
One and then I'll have one.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Crazy that you have two dollars and fifty cents on
you nowadays? I do, I really do. And so that's
my plan.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
Come in here passing out the papers. When miss skippy
pants comes, skim.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Don't get that's you can see? Can you say that
on the air and get a little personal.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
Well, skip it around with so much joy like she's
won the lottery, and in she comes with my paid
for bag of trail mix.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
No, so where are we at here? Does Emily owe
you a dollar? Twenty five.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Oh, she's left or a bag of trail mat.
Speaker 8 (51:51):
Did she go in and get you another bag of
trail planning on buying a bag of trail mix?
Speaker 4 (51:56):
So go, how can you prove that that is your
trail mix to Emily? Because I think that's the question
right now.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Well, I'm not a compulsive liar, and we work together.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Every day, so we know that.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
I mean, I don't know sure on that one. I
don't know if there's a security cam in there.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
If you haven't known to tell lies before.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Well, I mean, this seems pretty extreme.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
This seems really weird and extreme to lie about to
come up on a.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Bag of five.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
I don't think you're gonna get a dollar twenty five
from this lady.
Speaker 8 (52:24):
Well, okay, she doesn't have to give you a dollar
twenty five, but another bag of trail mix that's a
dollar twenty five, you know, But still she was gonna
go buy one. The plan was to purchase a bag
of trail mix.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
After you know, I was heated up. I am heated up.
But after hearing you say things like talk of the
town and your Beebop boo ball and the fact that
you shake the thing loose, I think it's hysterical. There's
no way in hell I'm buying you.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Usually I am on the side of you steal someone
else's food. Yeah, then you should be fired. But I
agree with everything everything Emily just say the beat beepa
the skippy pants. I just can't deal with it anymore.
So I hope Emily enjoys the trail.
Speaker 5 (53:05):
Mix appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
I don't consider what went down stealing like you kind
of came up on something.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I was gonna go back.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Would you be this upset if it wasn't your money
in your trail mix. If it was somebody else and
Emily came in here and said, oh, there was a
trail mix hanging. I shook the thing and came down,
would you even like blink an eye?
Speaker 8 (53:31):
Would I would think, Oh, that sucks for that person.
I'm not going to open an investigation and demand you know,
she repay or whatever. But when it happens to you,
right in your face, and it's someone you thought was
your friend, I mean, well, clearly, clearly not.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
You know, it's funny. I would have walked in there.
And I don't use the Veny machine even though it's
talk of.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
The town yet know what they have.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
If I was, if I wanted to use the Veny
machine and I saw that, I do think it's pretty
wild that she walked up to it and just started
shaking it. I would have put money in and just
gotten to That's probably what I would have done. But
to walk up to it and just start shaking it
is pretty It's that's pretty wid you have. That's pretty wid.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
You have the strength of hercules, you know, I mean,
it is what anybody would do. Anybody that.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
I mean, he just literally I would have put in
money and got him.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Now you're calling you.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
Trail mixes. You should you.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Should give the trail mixing you stole back to Scott.
Thank you. It's already opened, already half we done with it.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
You're crushing it all right, crushing in there.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah, well you have you have a credit card, go
buy uh petty pants over here, a new one be
boop over there, just for that guy.
Speaker 8 (54:46):
And then when I bring in trail mix from home
and I don't enjoy the almonds in the trail mix,
I will always make a pile of my second hand
almonds over here for my friend Emily enjoy.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
She does do that. I thought wear trail mixed boddies.
The almonds are usually stale that she gives me because.
Speaker 6 (55:05):
I've been picking around them for like a month.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
They're not like crunchy. There's like almost that is here. Okay,
what I can do for you is I don't particularly
since I don't necessarily normally like sweets. I appreciate the nuts.
I like the nuts you do, so I will pick
out some of the eminem's and give them to you
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as a constellation prize.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
Constellation.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
It's her, she walked away from it. It's the vending
machines trail mix that I stole.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yes, oh my god, did not see this coming this morning,
especially you two. You guys don't normally fight like this.
Everybody else saves me a kleptot break. So for some reason,
I don't really get it. Women will tend to put
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rules on men's bachelor parties. This will happen, happened a
million now. I don't understand because when you have a
bachelorte parties, a lot of times the guys just go, oh,
I have.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
A great time. I couldn't care less.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
Bachelor parties get way crazier than bachelor parties.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
My wife had two bachelorette parties. There was one which
is her and her two friends, and.
Speaker 4 (56:22):
Then one was his dude's No yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
With her two friends and they went to like Santa
Barbara and it.
Speaker 10 (56:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
But then she had a bachelor party at her aunt Tina's,
and I saw some of the video Penis Truss, and
it got crazy from what I saw.
Speaker 4 (56:35):
He's a Penis Strouss.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I mean, you guys, you have to have you and
Emily were there sky do you guys remember remember her
her wedding or bridal shower party. Oh, is different than
a bachelor. It was her like pseudo bachelor. Ye, crazy
at all, Like I didn't even for it got crazy
for Haley. I saw the video.
Speaker 8 (56:55):
But there wasn't like anything inappropriate. Yeah, there weren't any
like you know games.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
I wouldn't care if there were, it wouldn't matter. Sorry, crazy.
I saw the video of her like not being able
to stand.
Speaker 9 (57:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
So for some reason we get told rules for bachelor
parties and you're just like, well, where's the trust?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Man, I can't start wedding, I can't start a magic
like this. Yes, it that's it.
Speaker 4 (57:26):
But for you gals, you can do whatever I want everywhere. Man,
it's not fair. Okay, Well, one lady, I guess is
getting married and you know, the bachelor party is coming up,
and she wants to lay down a certain set of
rules with her man. Now, a lot of times it's
just hey, no strippers period. She's been a little bit
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cooler about it, but has one rule.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, so they're gonna get married.
Speaker 8 (57:51):
Like Andy said, the bachelor and bachelorette parties are coming up,
so the details are starting to be set. And they
live in like a bigger town kind of sounds like
San Diego in LA something like that.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
So there's a lot of cool stuff to do.
Speaker 8 (58:04):
So when her man and his friends were planning the
bachelor party, she assumed, Okay, they're gonna probably hit some
of the bars, maybe towards the end of the night,
I'll end up at a strip club. I get it,
it's a bachelor party. But that is when she has
just found out that that's not his plans at all.
They are going to do a house party style bachelor
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party where they are going to get strippers from Craigslist
who will come to the house to perform, and that's
where she's.
Speaker 5 (58:39):
Because I've been to house parties like that before. I've
been to like house parties back in the day where
they'd have strippers come.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
I excuse me.
Speaker 5 (58:48):
I've been like to two of them, like, excuse me.
I see what happens in the difference. And I've also
been to strip clubs and had lap dances, and I
know the difference between the strippers that come to somebody's house.
I think one of them was in high school.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
And what was like after that? Rich white kids? Yeah,
rich white kids, re lord.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
So somebody called a stripper and I said, so, what
did you try to say here? I'm saying that it's
a little bit different what goes on in a private
home with strippers and at the club.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
What.
Speaker 5 (59:16):
I can't say the things I saw.
Speaker 4 (59:18):
Wow, I know, didn't the boom?
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, So I didn't even say anything.
Speaker 4 (59:26):
I don't even I haven't even responded.
Speaker 8 (59:28):
So dot dot fun fact. Me and the Hobby got
married when we were very young.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Oh really, yes, like twenty one. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6 (59:43):
We're still together and very in love. So anyway, so.
Speaker 8 (59:49):
I hear, of course that he's going to have a
bachelor party with those friends, and I'm going to do
a bachelorette thing.
Speaker 6 (59:55):
Great and for my bachelorette me and just a handful
of girls.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
This must have been so cool.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
When we went to Marie Calendars, we got our own pie.
Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
We actually went to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Who but but there? But there were no strippers involved
because I didn't want that. Where did you go?
Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
And I wouldn't have gotten.
Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
It kind of was because again I was like twice.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I'm not surprised, but I didn't express no, like.
Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
We had nice dinners, you know what I mean, and
then we got silly in the hotel room.
Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Silly string yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Face mask, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Pined the dog on the Guylma and Louisa. Did you say,
pinned the.
Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Dog on the guy?
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
I did, Yes, I did. And it was not a
real guy, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
It was a poster of crazy as I think there
was a dude standing there getting pinned.
Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Well, you never know, there could be parties get crazy.
There's a sticker on the real human. But anyway, so
that's what I did. And my husband him stayed home
and was gonna hang out with his you know friends,
and so I assumed they were going to one of.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
The strip clubs in town. But basically law No.
Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
I didn't even think to ask questions because again, all
our knowledge was like from movies.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
But like, could you ever see that Tom Hanks movie
Basket Party?
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
No, I actually didn't donkey involved.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I didn't know what Yeah, watch it, Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
So they ended up doing something at one of the
guy's house where, yes, strippers.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Who were found.
Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
We'll get it boom on like Craigslist. I don't even
know if Craigslist was invented.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
There was craigslist.
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
Yeah, like literally the phone book and those were the
girls that came over and quote.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Danced for that strange huh.
Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
Hell yeah, I have no idea. I have no idea
what went on.
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Didn't get upset and go what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Yeah, and he's got some family members that are a
little crazy, so I'm sure I'm sure stuff got nuts.
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
I literally didn't know enough at that time to get upset.
Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
I was just like, oh, he goes Oh no, they
brought security, so I figured security would stop and they
just stand.
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Outside the door and they get handed money and they
get Yeah, listen, I've been to bachelor parties like this
at houses, at houses, Yes, they get.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
A little crazy. They get a little crazy. Listen. You
can partake or you cannot partake. You know, it is
what it is.
Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
So do you think this chick is you know, being
a bee by saying no house strippers. You can go
to a strip club, but no house strippers, Like, do
you think that's reasonable based on what you've seen, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I think it's reasonable? Okay, yes, really yeah, I mean
because he's too much thing. Too many things can happen
at a house rather than and I'm not even talking
about her man, Like, there's gonna be other married dudes
there probably where you're like.
Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Oh, you're involved somehow because it was his.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
You go to the strip club, you know, you have
a great time. Guys gonna get put on stage, you're
gonna take a shirt off, and girl's gonna dance around him.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Great.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
And if someone, well the guys wants to go get
a lap dance or whatever, that's his progadence. You don't
see what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I didn't tell I'm over here.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Yeah that's fine. Yeah, he's down with that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Uh yeah, I went to a bachelor party and didn't
think anything of it, and uh it was a house
stripper and I didn't think anything else and nothing nothing,
nothing happened. It was just strippers. But my at the
time girlfriend found out because I didn't think it was
a big deal and the bride knew this was going on.
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She wasn't a big deal to her. So I was like,
oh no, he was not a fan. He was not
a fan. She's still mad at me about it. Nothing happened, like,
but she's still mad at me about it. So that
at my bachelor party, the fact that like the thought
of strippers and that was wasn't gonna happen, not at all.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
No specific Mexico. Man, we could have got crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Yeah, you coulda damn it mad for you.
Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Go to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
House.
Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
It'll be good time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
So it is a free comedy Friday today and it
is very rare that I can say we have a
legend in studio. Listen, Kevin Nielan is a legend and
he is performing here in town at the American Comedy Company.
So you got to go check him out. A couple
of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night. Kevin,
welcome back to San Diego.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Thank you so much. You're a pleasure to drive down here.
Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
And what I did this time was I left a
little bit early, so would get stuck in that two
and a half hour three hour traffic.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I don't know what has happened. There is a point
on the five in between. It's right around Santa No
Free where it just stops now. And I don't know
why why that is. And there's no rhyme or reason
to it this traffic.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Because there's nothing around in that area.
Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
It's the weirdest drive.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
And I've heard no rhymes about that either, right, why
would you?
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
It'd be stupid. It's hard to rhyne traffic.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
But what I love to do is I love to
take the train down. It's a surf riighter. Yes, I
love that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
It is super nice.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
It's not running now, is not. You got to take
a bus part of the way the train at bus life. Yeah,
train has a different vibe. But you know you go
buy all the traffic.
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Yeah, yes, guy, and I did the surf Frider one
time up and saw show with Will Ferrell actually, and
it was great.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It was one of the coolest things to do. Drink.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
I gotta do this more. I feel like I'm a
trained guy and I don't write it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
You should try first class train sometime.
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
You think, do you think I can make it? I
don't even know what that would be. I know, I
don't think I can handle.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
That express what is that like? But yeah, so anyway,
it's going to be back. Yes, welcome back to town.
I don't know what we talked about last time, but
I did live here for a couple of months. I
do remember that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
That is great.
Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Do you miss it at all? San Diego life?
Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
I do kind of miss it. I miss how it's
just such a healthy town.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Yeah, you were were very chill town.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah in athletes.
Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Yeah, at a seven year old surfers.
Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Oh yeah, that is a thirteen year old yea, Yeah,
it's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
It's definitely weird.
Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
You know.
Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
You guys are talking about who went in a fight? Yeah,
and I was thinking, it really only takes one jab, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Right right spot to let loose.
Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Yeah. Well that's what I was telling Emily over here,
because she's got a thirteen year old. I said, if
her thirteen year old hit me, I mean, it wouldn't
really hurt that bad. So I don't know how he's
going to win the fight.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
And it wouldn't be in the right spot.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
No, yeah, nowhere to go. Yeah, yeah, you got to.
If you get a good jab in the nose, your
eyes water up.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
It's a whole got him.
Speaker 12 (01:06:45):
Yeah, I've never been in a fight in my life,
and you really really not. Even I become close. Well,
I've hit it a few times. I got a sucker punch. Oh,
and that's why I've never been in a fight. Experiences, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
But I was hike. I do this hiking show and
I was hiking with Alec Balwin this a couple of
years ago, and he hits you.
Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
It wouldn't surprise me, but you know, I said, Alec,
do you think you have an anger management problem? And
he goes, no, you know what it is. People set
me up, you know, like you can't hit my wife.
And then I said, you know, it's interesting because I've
never I said, what's it like to hit somebody? He goes,
because I said, I never hit anybody, goes No, that's
(01:07:33):
kind of a good thing.
Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
You know when you think about it. You know, you're
you're a larger man. You could do some damage, could
reach yeah, probably, but.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I'm very wise.
Speaker 12 (01:07:46):
I know that the shorter people, I'm much more tougher
than the bigger guys because the bigger guys don't get
into that many fights people.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah, that makes sense. The little guys are man, those
are like badgers. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
You never know where you're gonn get with those guys.
So besides, are you still doing the hiking stuff? I
am okay, I'm still doing that's great. I was just
checking the other day. I was putting them all together.
I've done one hundred and sixteen Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Wow, wow the past four seasons. That's crazy. And and
my knees are shot. Oh you can't do it anymore. No,
I can still do it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
It's just not as fun.
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
The client has gotten less than less smart.
Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
Like just walking, it's walk surprised you most on your
on all your hikes.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Me, you're able to do with all those.
Speaker 12 (01:08:32):
Oh man, We've had so many great hikes. The other
day I hiked with Brian Kranzton I was a breaking
bad fan.
Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Yeah I love that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Oh was he as great as I think he would be.
Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Oh he's so good. Oh wow, so good. And you know,
I'm trying to picture him as Walter White as I'm hiking.
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I don't know if that's a good thing, but it's
such a good actor.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Start too. Yeah, yeah, So have you ever hiked with
Larry David. Larry David, I've known. He was like one
of the first comics I saw in New York, and
this is back in the nineteen hundreds. He got up
and I was so so.
Speaker 12 (01:09:06):
Impressed by the whole comedy clubs seeing you know, everybody
crammed into the room in New York, you get smoked.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Back then, New York.
Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
Comics were so brash, and Larry David was on stage
once and his very little patience and somebody was talking
louder tackling him, and he called the guy outside.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Larry.
Speaker 12 (01:09:28):
Yeah, but he never even saw the guy because the
lights are so bright in the stage and the guy
was huge.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Oh no, they went. Larry never came back. I bring
up Larry because me and my wife and Eddie too,
we love Curb and you were on one of my
favorite episodes. Really, you were on an episode where you
Larry Jeff were all playing poker and you get a
phone call that your wife's brother was in a bad
(01:09:55):
car accident, and then you guys rush out of there
and they all decide to keep playing poker. Becau, what
are they going to do and then you come back
and they're all laughing it up, having pizza and it's
so funny. And I was like, what's it when you're
on that show? There's no script, right, so it's just
all improv bullet point, you know what you're going to do.
It's tough getting in there with them like that. Oh no, No,
(01:10:17):
it's fun because you know it's not a one shot deal.
You keep doing it, you keep doing it.
Speaker 12 (01:10:21):
But another part of that that episode that I really
loved was I had to get Larry to apologize to
my brother in law. Yeah, and he so he said,
all right, and so he calls him, excuse me, and
he's apologizing, but he's eating pistachious episode.
Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Exactly.
Speaker 12 (01:10:43):
You can't apologize to somebody as you're enjoying, you know, food,
because you're not feeling it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
So that's yeah, that's a great one.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
You know, we were talking this morning about you know,
heckleing and things like that, a crazy laugh. If you're
on stage and there's a laugh that is clearly out there,
it's distracting. Because we were talking about do you know
who Maria Manunos is. She's like an entertainment reporter she's
got one of the crazier laughs you'll ever hear. And
that's it. If you hear that on stage, do you
(01:11:19):
have to stop and go and point it out and go,
my goodness, that's so distracting or anything.
Speaker 12 (01:11:25):
Yeah, it's funny you bring that up because I had
a good friend he came to see my show. I
hadn't seen him in a while, and he comes to
my show. He's sitting like really near the front, and
he had the most piercing high laugh really. Oh yeah,
it was like, I'm adis that movie?
Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
That character?
Speaker 12 (01:11:41):
Yeah, really high laughing. Okay, and it's so distracting. The
whole audience is laughing at his laugh and you can't
throw somebody out because they're laughing.
Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Yeah, you've done your job.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
So yeah, it is you have to kind of, you know,
comment on go along. You have to point it out though, right, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:11:59):
And then I think they kind of recognized after a
while that, you know, the tape you put on their
mouth means they're laughing at you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Now, Kevin.
Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
You know, the one of their favorite shows, Curb, one
of my favorite shows of all time, Weeds, Yes, and
oh my gosh, loved you on Weeds And I just
read that a reboot is in the works.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Really are you are you in this universe at all?
Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
Because they say it's gonna be you know, with the
original at least Mary Louise Parker like ten years later
her character once weed has become legal and everything that's
going on.
Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
So yeah, I've heard that in the last fifteen years
before that it was going to be rebooted. Yeah, and
most recently, right before the pandemic, I heard it was
going to be.
Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
Right yeah, like they just started talking about it again
like a month ago.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Yeah, yeah, So I'm not really I probably know as
much as you do about that.
Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Oh I was hoping for some inside dirt. But would
you revisit that world? Okay, that was an amazing show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Yeah, it was a fun show. I that was for
eight seasons, eight years.
Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
And what did they use as the weed? Because it
looks so real or was it really.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
You know, people asked that it was you know, if
it was real, we there'd be no show. Really long pilot.
Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
Was.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
It's called Honey Rose.
Speaker 12 (01:13:16):
Erb and it's a very light, gentle kind of an
herb and they use it in every movie where you're
smoking or smoking pot. It's Honey Roserb and it's I
don't smoke, so it was still a little harsh.
Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:13:29):
And also we get it from the Honey Rose Herb
cartel in Columbia, so it's it's not as you know,
pleasant as it sounds.
Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
I hear.
Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
You also have become an author as well. There's a
book out.
Speaker 12 (01:13:44):
I do have a book out, and it's been off
for about a year now, okay, And we might have
talked about it last time, but it's called I Exaggerate
My Brushes with fame?
Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Is this the caricature? Okay, okay, yes, I remember.
Speaker 12 (01:13:54):
I paid celebrities and a lot of them my friends.
On the opposite page, I put a little anecdote.
Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
Oh that's great, cool, that's that's awesome. Yeah, who was
the most interesting subject matter to do?
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Or one of your favorites.
Speaker 12 (01:14:09):
One of my favorites is Christopher Walking and I really
kind of made him kind of really Christopher Walkeny and
I did a little book to her where I had
to get as a courtesy, I would get some of
these people's permission if I was using their pictures. Jim
Carrey was fine with it. Steve Martin was cool with it,
and I sent Christopher Walkins Fainting to his agent and
(01:14:33):
he hated it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
It's a caricature.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
And then he sent it to Christopher walking and Christopher
Walkin and his wife hated it, really hated. He said,
under those circumstances, can you use this book? That's wild? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:14:50):
As well, but it was. I really love it. That's
my favorite one in the book. And a lot of
people seem to like it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
That's crazy. And it's available wherever.
Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
Yeah, you can get it. U. You can get it
wherever books are. And I suggest going to mom and
pop place to get it. Yeah, and if they don't
have it, just go to Amazon, you know. I I
do like to bring the book sometimes with me to
the club and show that, you know, leave it there.
But I forgot to bring it this time. So I
called Barnes and Noble, you know, to get one. Yeah,
(01:15:18):
I said, do you guys have a book called I Exaggerate?
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:15:21):
My brushes were same by Kevin Nelan. She said, hang on,
who's up by? I said, Kevin Neelan And she goes,
hang on, let me go check. She comes back two
minutes later. She goes, yes, I do have it, and
I said, oh great, can you hold it at the
cash register?
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I'll be right in. She goes, Okay, what name should
I hold another? I said, Kevin Boy. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
I don't know how that goes over. Listen, you can
go see Kevin Kneelin at the American Comedy Company. A
couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night.
Great seeing you, Yeah, ready, coming in?
Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Thanks you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
How this started.
Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Out of the Blue Floor had crazy strong feet about
when they would release the People magazine Sexiest Man Alive
Hover and for some reason we found out he takes
it very seriously.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
What's a prestigious award it is? Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Well then the one year that really three for a
loop was when they named Blake Shelton.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Well, that's oh, I mean, that's the worst pick in
the history of any pick, of the history of picks,
the history of any pick, and anyone that's ever won anything.
That's the biggest You're that offended. That's the biggest miss
thing ever. I don't even know what the word I'm
looking for it, but that's like the worst thing ever.
Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
And that was back in twenty seventeen that Blake Shelton
got named. This has been going on twenty seventeen. Blake
Shelton the car.
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Fortunately my list of best looking guys in Hollywood started
in twenty twenty one. Oh official, we should have started
it in twenty seven because you were outraged, like you
threw up he's legitimately ugly.
Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
He's legitimately ugly.
Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
This is coming from a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
He's got no muscular tone. Oh you know, he's hot.
Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
It's like a rough around the edges kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
He's nowhere's near as famous as anyone that's ever most
people that win this award.
Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
That's the other thing is that you say there's more
than just good looks to go into this.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Everything goes into it. You have to be hot. And
I'm not talking about hot career. I'm talking about hot
career wise. Oh, like you gotta be like making movies,
you gotta have hit songs out it's name. Blake Shelton
had a monster hit like Morgan Wallen would hit hey Hey.
Twenty seventeen was when he was like with the Gwen
(01:17:41):
Stefani stuff happened. It wasn't when he was like had
this hit song on the radio. Please, Oh has he
ever transcended like country music like Morgan Wallen's doing right now?
What is the voice? Yeah? But the voice though, but
like he's not like like his song is his music isn't?
Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
We were not trying to put him in the Hall
of Fame and love these people.
Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
I do think he's so.
Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Then we had the controversial pick of Patrick Dempsey, which
is like, okay, like last year, good looking guy, but
fifteen years too late.
Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
You can't when he was McDreamy. Yeah, I mean he's
now You've now made this award pathetic, like it means
less than a razzie at this point. Yeah, okay, you're
gonna give it to guys like Patrick Dempsey fifteen years
too late? Like sorry, like what has he done? Well?
Now we're just buying the award. That's not my be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Thor puts more effort into his Hottest Hunks list. It's
best looking guys in anything he does on the show.
And he does it when they released the cover every year,
all that stuff, and he takes it very seriously. He
puts his top ten together. It's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Yeah, last year, I know you I know you're thinking,
who was it number one last year? Last year was
Chris Helmsworth was number one? Go to OK, you remind
us quite often Brad Pitt was three.
Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Now I'm gonna ask you a quick question before we
get into this, because they've ranked the covers of the
People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. Who do you believe, out
of all the People Magazine Sexiest Men Alive is the
number one?
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
It's got to be Brad Pitt.
Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Oh, Brad, I mean has been in there. God now
was red Hot Mel Gibson?
Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
No, but I you know the anti semitism. George Clooney,
your former my former cousin, George Clooney. Yes, he married, married,
married in my family. I haven't talked to him in
a while, but you've never talked to her. Love him
still like like family? Excited for his new movie with Brad.
By the way, is he still welcome at your family reunion?
(01:19:44):
Of course? But yeah, I think Brad's got to be
in there. I mean, you think he's got an ultimate
sexiest He's got it all. He's got the Oscar, he's
got the looks, he's got the blockbuster movies. He's he
seems like a good guy. I mean, I'm not asking
his kids, but I'm asking I'm not asking Shiloh. I'm
not asking Shiloh. He's sober. Now, Hey, we all do things.
(01:20:09):
He made a mistake on a plane. Goodness, wasn't good.
But it's a.
Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Weird way to put that.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
It's gotta be brad. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
So that being said, the rankings are out of the
covers of the People magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Yeah, and or you will be happy to know. At
the bottom of the list we do have Blake Shelton.
Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Oh wow, I would hope. So the guy knows what
he's about. That so insane. There's two things he knows.
The New York Football Giants hot dudes.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
It is soul that would say best looking guys.
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
I know what you would say, but we all know
it's up.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Also, honorable mentions for my list are always Dave Franco.
He's always almost gonna make it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
You didn't need to throw that in.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I don't think he was.
Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Everybody was like, is he gonna mention that Dave Franco?
Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
What are you always close thinking?
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Yeah, he'll never make And also at the bottom of
the list with Blake Shelton from nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
We have Nick Nolty.
Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Oh yeah, that's a weird choice.
Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Nick, like even back in ninety two.
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
He was even back in seventy two, like what Nick?
Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
And no yucky?
Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Okay, all right, here are there top covers Number ten
Beckham in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
That wouldn't make sense, right, that's I don't hate it.
That's at George. But outside of soccer, what does he do?
Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
I mean, he's transcended the sport onred percent. He had
a movie called Bendett.
Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Like Becket, he was like a model. And the guys
even today, I mean, the guy's incredibly good looking. He's
better looking than she is.
Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Wow, that's I don't disagree with you.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
And the guy is incredible. He should be posh, yes, yeah, yeah,
and he doesn't. He hasn't aged Number nine.
Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
From ninety seven Thor's family member.
Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
George Klute.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
This is when he was in the nine.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
This is when he was in the family ninety seven.
I think he was married to my cousin, Mike's second cousin,
like four in ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I think it was around the eight our years.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
I don't even think you know what are you looking.
Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Up when he was married?
Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Oh like a Wikipedia page?
Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Like are you typing in your dad's family tree?
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Or he was first married? Okay, I got that wrong.
You had was it was eighty nine to ninety three? Yeah,
oh a little bit before eighty nine to ninety.
Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Three when I was when I was three years old,
like facts of life?
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Years, good years, not great years for George.
Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
Coming in number eight and number seven, Brad Pitts.
Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
That's ridiculous. Now which year do you take more umbrage with?
Because what years were.
Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
The coming two thousand and ninety five? Two thousand is
like close up on his face almost like really intense look.
And the ninety five was the longer like legend of
the fall?
Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Two thousand gorgeous? Oh he was, but also too pretty?
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
How he was so big in two thousand with Jennifer
Aniston him there, It was the biggest stars in the planet.
How this is only number eight? He doesn't like that
he should be number one? Okay, okay, this is insane.
Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Who number six goes to Paul run from twenty twenty one?
Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
You don't agree that time?
Speaker 11 (01:23:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I love Paul Rudd, but come he should not Paul Rudd.
That should not What do you think of Paul Rudd?
Do you think, let me think of Brad Pitt? You think,
whoa Brad Pitt? Do you think of Paul Rudd?
Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
You go, Paul run You know what we do thor, Yeah,
we describe good looking guys. We say, oh, like a
Brad Pitt. Yeah he's the example. Yeah of like good
looking guy. Yeah you don't go, oh he look like
his good look as Brad Paul Rutt also thor multiple
time number one guy on your list?
Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Right, thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
So that should elevate the status too.
Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
You think so?
Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
People Magazine should have taken that into account.
Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
I would Scott list. I don't know, man, Brad Pitt's
been number one in twenty twenty one and twenty twenty two.
How about that he's always like a top three or that?
How could he not be? Okay?
Speaker 8 (01:23:56):
Coming to number five Best Sexiest Man Alive cover from
twenty twenty two, we have Chris Evans No.
Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Eleven.
Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
He's a good looking guy. He's been in my list before.
Didn't make it last year, made it in sad that's insane.
It didn't make it last year, made it in twenty
twenty one. That was it for the for c a
cap Wow, but Egians is an e goof Oh did
you mean Captain America? Sorry no, he just I can't
(01:24:26):
get over this. I can't get over this Brad Pitt thing.
He shouldn't be in the top five. Now, that's crazy.
Number four from twenty eight Birthday to Day. Oh yeah,
I didn't see that this morning.
Speaker 9 (01:24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Oh why is Chris even three? The dude looks incredible.
Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Right, Number four from twenty eighteen, Idris Elba.
Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Listen, he's made your list before every year and he's
always number eight, always number eight. I just I need
more from him career wise. If he would have been
named the new James Bond, I would have been he
would have been top five. It's it's a trap. He's
not the new James Travesty. He'd be looking ok in
the sweater. He'd be perfect. I'm gonna have the cover
(01:25:07):
right now.
Speaker 8 (01:25:09):
Dashing three from twenty ten, Ryan Reynolds. How do you
feel about that?
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Here's what I don't understand, abou Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds
had so many misses in most of his career, him
down until Deadpool, But like twenty ten, good looking guy.
Don't get me wrong, a little too sassy for my taste.
But I feel like twenty ten.
Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Was he that big? The proposals that I remember that
I saw that movie.
Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
Hey, love that movie White, But he wouldn't be my
top three.
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
This list is so backwards. It's backwards right now, Clooney
and Pitt should switch spots with Paul Rudd and Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 8 (01:25:51):
Number two, in my opinion, is hard to beat. From
twenty fourteen, we have Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Hemswe there you go, guy, he's your number one. He
was my number one. He's so pretty in twenty now listen,
he's had too pretty on that cover. Oh too pretty? Yeah,
like a lady. Okay, he was my number one twenty
twenty three. You knew it was coming. I said, he's
he's incredible, But uh, fourteen, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
I think that was the start of was that the
star thing?
Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
Okay, and finally ranked by the people's vote as the
number one sexiest man alive cover of all time.
Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
From two thousand and eight, we have Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Listen, you know I wasn't on Hugh for a while.
He would have been, he would have been back, He
would have been in my top I don't know if
I wouldn't put Hugh at number one. He's at top
tenor top tenor top tenor, but he's not one, which
is Oh, it's stupid. Oh oh, it's stupid. I mean
at one point Tom was the guy eyes wading. I can't. Oh,
(01:26:49):
I know, weird. All right, there you go. Do you
want me to do another list?
Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Get ready. November is right around the corner. That's my list.
Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
What so it is in a little while since we've
heard anything about the Wizard. Yes, Emily's son Reid was
known as the Wizard because he's got so much riz,
so much risk. The guys. The guy's the Wizard, and
he was pulling chicks left and right for a little while.
That was a gangster last summer. Kid was killing the game.
(01:27:21):
He had a he had an official girlfriend. Dumped that chick,
immediately started going out with another girl.
Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Dumped her sixth grade graduation morning.
Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Oh no, he didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Never there's never a good time to dump a chick.
Wait till after the big day. Why, Yeah, to.
Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
See her the beach.
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
If you meet somebody at graduation. He's got a new school.
He's going he's going to a new school. He didn't
even tied down cut the cord man got here, got here,
so he hadn't really heard me. Is he in a
dry spell?
Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
So that was so that was sixth grade. End of
the school year. Right, did meet a girl over the summer.
I think that's where we started. You know, his ris
really picked up because I told you last summer we
were staying at Paradise Point. It was just me, I know,
big shocker, Me Reid and my man Robert and we
were sitting there on the beach and that's when we
like Pick went over and started talking to four girls
(01:28:15):
on the beach. He took him to the pool with him.
Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
He loves to wear robes.
Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Why would wear well, he actually had it when we
were staying at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
He was wearing it later in the day and they
were all hanging out. I think. So that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
So that was like the Yeah, that was there's a
lot going on last summer.
Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Nothing this school year.
Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
This school year. I did ask him about it during
baseball this past spring, going, hey, like you, I haven't
heard you talk about girls or anything recently. Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Say that nor whenever.
Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
I would never say that hey, and he said it's thirteen. Hey, hey,
I would support him no matter what whatever, And.
Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
That's not what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
It took a right turn.
Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Don't know why you needed to say that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
I just had to make it get up.
Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
I asked him this past spring when he was played
baseball just had nothing to do with baseball my question.
But I asked him about girls and he said, no,
I just need to focus on baseball right now.
Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
His career. So focus is he like practicing NonStop?
Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I mean not really? Wait what is he focused on?
Speaker 5 (01:29:35):
Like even if you were talking to a girl like
you don't like it's not like you guys are like
hanging out all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
It'll distract him, He'll strike out.
Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I can't have it best best. When I was fifteen,
best baseball season in my life, had a girlfriend. Really,
she came and I wasn't distracted my games. I had
always played better when she came to the game because
I always I'd always try harder.
Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
This is what this is what you need.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
I hit a couple of home runs in front of her.
Was a great feeling. Wow, when she wasn't there. I
didn't care as much.
Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
It's a really bad team. So yeah, we haven't heard
anything for a while because he's contenting on his baseball cart. Well,
baseball season's over. Oh, here we go, and now we
have an update going on.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
We sure do.
Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
The the Wizard is back all all of a sudden,
summer kicked off and he doesn't have like the strict
bedtime that I give him during the school year because he.
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Has have to wake up so early.
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
And so I've been I've been kind of like letting
him stay up kind of as late as he wants,
and he puts himself to sleep because I go to sleep.
We all go to sleep early, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
And so man, that's wild hut.
Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Thirteen.
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Wow, I mean summer, summer, summer started, bedtime, it was good.
Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
Just smart.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
You'll keep them, okay, you can extend it a little bit,
of course, extended a little of her share maybe once
in a while. The gal a little later than normal.
Leave in the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
He's leave in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
He's been going about her like she wakes up at
four am. He's he's taking a corona and popping the
can by himself. He's not taking.
Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Its still up drinking from the night before.
Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
I'll pick up those empties later the house.
Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Funny you say that, because that's been keeping him up
at night, because apparently the is back and he's got
a new girl that he really really likes, and he's
been talking to her every single day. And so this
is like a girl that he's really into a friend
of one of his friends. And that's when the other
day he asked me if he could go to the
fair with her.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
D God, this kid.
Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Tell him about the coffee date and how expensive. Read
I doubt he's gonna pay for everything at the fair.
I mean hopefully she'll bring her own money.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Yeah, that's an expensive day.
Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
His dates are not like you know our dates. She
wants Australian battered potatoes. It's on her, it's her. I'm
going to get funnel cake.
Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Thank you, per se that. And so he wants to
ask her to go. He wants to ask her to
go to the fair. And so that's when he said, well, mom,
can we set it up for this week, this next
coming week, and can you give us a ride to
the fair?
Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
I'm inviting her, So I want to I want.
Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
Us to take I want you to drive us over
to the fair and I go, okay, I go, well,
I'm going to take you, but I'm not going to
just drop you off. I'm going to go into the
fair because I'm not going to drive all the way
to del Mar and then leave. And that's when he
told me, no, I don't want you around because you're
(01:32:54):
going to look and I feel like you're going to
be like lurking on us. It's like attached to the
date and I not. I swear I'm not. I'm gonna
go somewhere else, to the other end of the fair.
I won't be anywhere nearby.
Speaker 9 (01:33:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
I have two solutions for you. One is you could
always sit in your car with headphones and an iPad,
like I've heard someone that which psycho would be.
Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
I don't think that makes you. And maybe you had
a Netflix movie you wanted to watch.
Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Anyway, you know, I just sit in the car. Yeah,
multiple all the time. Anywhere she drops her kill off,
she sits in the car with her iPad. Insane.
Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
I'm not gonna drive there and drive back. Am I
going to drive back just to turn right back around?
Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
That's I don't think that's what it would happen.
Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
That seems silly, So Emily.
Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Could do the drop off. She loves the shop. There's
all kinds of different shopping.
Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Carls would.
Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Just go home again. There are things you could do.
What is that flower hill? Mall right there? You can
go walk around for an hour or so and then
come back.
Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
I feel like I love what three hours beer.
Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
We We've said several things that you could do. You
don't you know you can do all these things. You
don't have to hang around and keep your eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Yeah, we know you're gonna yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Right, Well, well they're they're you know, hanging out, you know,
walking around you running behind them singing the Angel song.
Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
We don't need that yet, I'm not. She yo out
tips to read, hold her hand better, Yeah, she definitely.
That's cheering them on.
Speaker 8 (01:34:31):
They're playing the games and the girls like, is that
your mom's face between those two teddy bears.
Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
I'm not going to sort myself into the creed. Make
sure I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Any of that.
Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
No, no, no, I told him. I said, if I'm walking,
if I'm gonna walk around the fair, I said, if
I see him in the distance, I won't say anything.
I'm not gonna read Charlie, I can introduce.
Speaker 11 (01:34:53):
You, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
I'm not gonna go bring him over to I'll tell
you what though, impress the crap that girl. Oh yeah,
he's the a big deal. How could you knock.
Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
So anyway, it's not happening. I'm just gonna I'm still
going to go to the fair and stay there.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
We've all just told you that's not a great idea.
Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Has he asked your man Robert to bring him because
oh god, he would rather me? Oh really, Robert, Robert, Robert.
Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
That it's time to let go a little bit here, kid,
You gotta let you, gotta let the kids spread his wings.
Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
I just feel like I need to be there just
in case, just in case.
Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
It's not about driving around and driving back.
Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
A little bit of both.
Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
It's not when Sky says insane things like this and
we all mock her. You're a mocking or too.
Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Yeah, you're in there too, listen, And I.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Believe I said the quote just in case she needs
me exactly, and then we all laugh at her and
call her psycho.
Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Back in the day before phones, maybe that was the thing.
They have phones now, phone they need.
Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
You to call.
Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
I feel like I just should be there on the
other end of the fair What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Are you trying to Are you trying to record his
first kiss? Psycho?
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
No, he's probably already had that.
Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Definitely, he's you're not doing to handle this? Okay, that's
too much.
Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
I knew it was gonna be a good day to
I knew it was. It's a free comedy Friday. And
when my boy Brett is in town, I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Can I kick something off? Oh? Waiting?
Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
It's it's it's just I thought last time. I just
want to do a formal apology. I was a little
aggressive on Darth Vader, like you know and the whole
Disney I did. I did ban you for six months
for that, but you're back.
Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
I just want to say, even on board May fourth,
which is Star Wars Day, Star Wars Day, the fourth, Okay,
I want to formally apology.
Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
I accept your apology, mostly because I was right in
that debate. But anyway, again, just really wanted to make
amends since.
Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
I just want to keep it so, I don't know,
do I want to keep it civils some boys? Because
I don't know, did I did? I see you after
the Niners a Super Bowl or not. No, No, my god,
I don't Eddie. Eddie is stunned. Oh my god, like
(01:37:24):
a drive by was coming in this. Let me let me,
let me check the standing. The Cowboys finished the Cowboys
some reason, My bad on that one. At least went
out the Giants. Least I went out the giant clapping.
You know what you don't like? Daniel che.
Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Range of emotions. This man has gone through with this
football team. He's now claiming he's done with them, and
then he can't watch this.
Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Daniel Jones is the quarterback. I can't, I can't want,
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
He's over.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
I'm gonna watch. I know the coach of the Vikings,
so I'm like, okay, maybe I'll watch the Vikings. Or
Antonio Pierce is the Raiders coach. I love Antonio Pierce.
Maybe I watch the Raiders the Giants.
Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
You can make that into the Viking horn.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Why the Vikings.
Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
Kevin O'Connell is the coach. They used to do like
a sports show together a little bit, so he stepped down.
Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
He went from me to the that's a that's a
huge step. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Brett's in town, of course, performing at the mic drop
comedy club. We gotta go check him out. A couple
of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night. Now,
so you got to see the show last time and
he came back.
Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
I'm serious, Like, you've known Brett a long time and
I never got to see your show. My parents were
in town and me and my wife, my parents all
went Big Van approved, Big Vic approved. My dad loved you,
my mom we all. Brett was so good and you
went on for a while and you worked the crowd perfectly. Man,
it was a great show. Seriously, we had a black.
Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Maybe a little too long. Oh, I mean I wouldn't
say that I would. We had to kick these girls
out of the headphones working it's anyways, we had to
kick kick these people out because I have last time
you were here.
Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
No, no, no, this is recently. This was Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Well, because I do every Tuesday Wednesday, I have two
residencies in Vegas every Tuesday Wednesday at the Strat and
then every Sunday at Kimmel's Club. And the person Jamal
Cale mean good friend of mine. I had him open
and then uh, basically that these two girls were like
you suck. We want to see Jamal again.
Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
We like Jamal better. I'm like, so do I I
can't stand myself. You know, it's like looking in the
mirror when you wake up.
Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Didn't listen to yourself for an hour and after night,
you don't tell these jokes. And nobody thought I was
doing a first psychology.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
I'm like, no, serious, serious, it goes on too long sometime.
Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
But if you're feeling it, do you just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
I have no concept. I really don't have a concept
of time. Yeah, there was somebody minutes an hour. It's
the same thing. There was somebody in the crowd that
just wouldn't shut up when I was there, and Brett
was letting them have it, and it was pretty great.
You were making him feel like an idiot because he
wouldn't let you finish a joke. So you handle it
really well though, and it was really funny.
Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
It's a common you know, it's a pro it's a
common imagine I've been doing I've been doing it twenty
seven years. To be honest with you, I didn't you
still never figure it out. Yeah, it was a work
in progress. But yeah, you're just seeing that more and
more now.
Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Just people have click.
Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
Social media, they're the show. Yes, no, dude, I'm not
paint to hear you talk. I'm and this crowd work stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
And look, when you see really good crowd work, you
can see and be like, oh okay, because there's guys
like Ian Bagg, Nate Jackson, Rick Ingram at the store,
Jimmy Brogan made a career out of it, Butch Bradley,
Steve Byrne like guys that are just artists masters, and
then everybody else is just fishing for clips. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(01:41:16):
you know, the crowd work is not hard. It's really not.
Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Just make a joke at him and then shut them down.
Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
You got the mic and they're not. Everything they say
has been said, you know what I'm saying, And people
think that's comedy now does it? It would almost be
like hearing a voice and go like, where's the auto tune.
Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
Music?
Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Does anything still surprise you? Like, does anything like, well
something happened and you go, I haven't seen that before?
Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
You know, I've really I've I'm not joking. I've had
fights break out, not.
Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Because of me, because that's hysterically. I had somebody so drunk.
This was in Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
I was in at Laft Boston, and the way the
stage is set up, it was in the back corner.
Thank god, this is the truth. So some chick got
hammered and crack. She fell back and cracked her head on.
So the e nts came through the back and now
imagine looking at the crowd. You guys can't see this
on radio. In the back far corner is where it happened.
So the paramedics came out. They were working on her.
(01:42:19):
So I was doing my stand up more to the
far left of the state. So everybody, you're still doing
it until that, until that went away.
Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Left. I'm like, all right, guys, let me let you
guys just stop.
Speaker 13 (01:42:32):
Yeah, but you know, oh wow, But because the owner
is like in the back and you're just like, okay,
you see him on.
Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
The on the floor of chuckles. This is crazy because
they couldn't see that. Most of the crowd couldn't didn't
know what was going on. What I'm saying, like, I've
had a lot of different I did it in a
boxing ring one time, me and Sebastian. We were in
uh I think it was Modesta, Yeah, somewhere up in
northern California, and we were doing comedy in a boxing
(01:43:04):
ring with like the Michael Buffer mic.
Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
These were people that were just released from prison with
a prison release funny.
Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Yeah, that was that was fun A lot of a
lot of raider jerseys that does internet comedy piss you off?
Like we we always Eddie Wolf say, hey, there's this guy.
I've never heard her before, but he's got a million followers,
and they do funny like reels and like funny tiktoks.
But then they do yeah. But then they come and
(01:43:36):
it's like, how are they going to do stand up?
And I've seen a couple of their shows and they're
sold out, but they're not funny. It doesn't it doesn't
bother you. Listen.
Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
You know, if you could sell tickets, sell tickets, the
reality is you can't fake what we do. So like,
you know, people only buy a ticket once. And we've
when I first started, like because I was at the
end of the development era basically, while ninety six is
when I started. So then then in the two thousands,
(01:44:04):
like remember sitcoms were gone and then that went away,
and then it was all these reality stars that.
Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Started popping that Yeah, oh my god, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
And then there was a reality show era, and now
there's the Instagram era.
Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
We've always had a version of this.
Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Yeah that makes sense, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
But you know it's I'm not mad at him, let
him eat, let me do with me. It's not how
well you're doing, it's how long you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
That's a good point.
Speaker 8 (01:44:31):
W y.
Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Yeah there, Yeah, I'm not. I'm not throwing flowers here.
But I'm in thirty five cities a year. There's maybe
five morning radio shows that I'll talk about and this
is one of them. You guys still still you know,
you're still going the there's but I tell you there's
a lot of dead one. I yeah, you guys are good.
Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Phoenix is good. South Florida is good.
Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
There's a there's a few and then even some of
the major markets like Chicago that like even they dropped.
Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
You know, it's wacky out there.
Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Keep doing well.
Speaker 8 (01:45:13):
Long.
Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
I'm here every since. I think I'm here every six months.
I think I have something to do with this.
Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Okay, get the problem, like right now, our numbers of
skyrocket right now, and then you know what, you get
another segment, keep talking about Friday next the show. So
we heard a little while ago. Then there was a
kind of update with Sky her mom and her new dad,
(01:45:46):
my new dad, well about about to be mom's boyfriend,
because your mom and her boyfriend are about to kind
of be married. Well that really, Sky said, it's kind
of like a commitment ceremony. They're not going to legally
be married, but they're going to be married in the
(01:46:06):
eyes of the lord or something.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
But she's already like legally put him in the trust,
giving him the house, none of none of that, he's
got he's got his way in there. All her kids
against them.
Speaker 6 (01:46:22):
I heard kids the documents to prove otherwise. Thank you,
Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
Documents. Yep, yes, Eddie.
Speaker 8 (01:46:29):
They are having a commitment ceremony, which basically is going
to be kind of like a wedding to anybody who
is attending. The only difference between that and an actual
wedding is they're just not filing the paperwork with the state,
with the county whatever that they're not filed because when
(01:46:52):
you get to an older age like this, so they
have informed me, and I've heard this from other people,
it just gets messy, especially with like Social Security, like
your benefits can change how much money you're bringing in.
But now all of a sudden you're married to someone else,
so they redo the calculations. And then also it gets
messy with kids and trusts and inheritance.
Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
And all of that.
Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
You really locked in on this inheritance, well, I mean.
Speaker 6 (01:47:17):
It's it's one of the reasons that they're not legally.
Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
Getting to count down to day. The day we douments,
I thought, is worse. I hope she lives long enough
spend it all. Oh yeah, right, if she started crazy,
losing your mind, well, punching yourself, I.
Speaker 8 (01:47:38):
Hope she lives long enough to responsibly spend it. So
so yeah, So basically this ceremony will look like a wedding,
and it's my mom's intention for it to seem like
a wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
So are they going to refer to each other as
husband and wife and everything?
Speaker 5 (01:47:54):
Like the end of this is that that really was
kind of like what you and Robbert two, Right, Yeah,
it's easier just to call him husband commitment ceremony.
Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
Let's do double wedding, okay, Sky.
Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
New dad, I don't I don't know what you and
Sky's mom Lynn could walk down the aisle together.
Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
Are they paid.
Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Yeah, mom, we're going to walk walk them both down.
Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
Okay, wait, why You're going to stand in the middle
and Sky's mom Lynn is on one side, me on
the other.
Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
I would love it. Why are we why? I mean,
you appreciate though, I don't want to do that. I
want to. I want to walk you down the aisle.
Dad's dad isn't there. His dad probably doesn't want to
show up.
Speaker 4 (01:48:36):
I'm getting in there.
Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Okay, these are all weird, weird ideas.
Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
Listen, if the boo wants to do it, let him
do it.
Speaker 6 (01:48:46):
This is super weird, you guys. None of that's going
to happen.
Speaker 8 (01:48:49):
There's snoke about, there's no joint commitment ceremony, and he's
not walking anyone down the aishole.
Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
That is not happening.
Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:48:59):
So yeah, so the planning has begun because at first
it was going to be here in San Diego, but.
Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
The more they talked about it, well, they wanted to
be with their the better side of the thing. That's
not nice.
Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
How long they been together I don't even know, maybe
like a year and a half now, But I didn't
even know about it for like the first like four
or five months. Till they finally told us. Yeah, so
for me, it's been like a year, so you know,
but I guess technically years my dad was alive and
(01:49:35):
you're not, you dummy.
Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
So yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:49:38):
So at first it was going to be here, beautiful
San Diego, blah blah blah blah blah, and then all
of a sudden they realized it would be more convenient
for all the people up in the Laguna area.
Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
Well, well, so if.
Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
You're gonna get you know, like vendors and cakes, it
would obviously make more sense to be there, by the way, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Not as beautiful, not as gorgeous, not as beautiful. Okay, okay, okay, so.
Speaker 8 (01:50:12):
Okay, great, we're doing this, and now my mom is
shot out of the cannon like with ideas. Really, she
is really into it, more like I don't want to
say Bridezilla because she's not being a diva, but she's
like but she's like into is Like I just.
Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
One of the sweet as old the woman I've ever met.
She why would she not be this is a big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:50:36):
I just kind of thought, like the way they described
it to me, as like I am hip, just like
Edie said, girl Okay, there's.
Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
My mom is your girl.
Speaker 8 (01:50:47):
So I don't know when she first told me about this,
maybe she was downplaying it for my feelings.
Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
Because you're such a brain.
Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
I'm not a brat huge.
Speaker 8 (01:50:55):
It was just like, oh, an informal gathering, friends and family,
maybe somebody's backyard, bua blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
And now it's literally a wedding.
Speaker 8 (01:51:04):
Like she's showing me different curtains to rent and different
like lighting and she wants to do all these tea
lights and white twinkly Lightszilla. Okay, so I'm not saying bridezilla,
but she's like way more into it than I thought.
Speaker 5 (01:51:19):
Like that's what happens the second time around. You get pumped.
I come from a broken home as well, Sky and yeah,
really damaged me, so I get it. We could talk.
Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
I'm gonna start drinking like crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
I mean you were at the time the sky goes
to ob to beat controlls. No, I'm not gonna do
any of that.
Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
It's a rough road ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Watch her.
Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
He's gonna sneak out.
Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
I can go out and ken my stepdad. He came
downstairs once and caught me sneaking out. Yeah, I only
looked at him and just went just kept walking.
Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Okay, Ken, Yeah, don't go down the road. Okay, I won't.
I'm not a child.
Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
I don't see why that would happen. So here's the issue.
Speaker 8 (01:52:08):
My mom is really excited, so she keeps sending me
all her ideas and showing me pictures and everything looks
really pretty.
Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
And are they are they having like a fool?
Speaker 10 (01:52:18):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
Are you a maid of honor?
Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
There has not been any announced daughter in law are
going to be? Can you shut up? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:52:27):
Yeah, there has been no announcement. If there is going
to be a wedding party, who is in the wedding party?
Speaker 11 (01:52:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
I kind of okay, Well, imagine if her mom chooses
one of her new daughters.
Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
Okay, they're not her new daughters. I'm your holy daughter.
Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
I'd be better. I'm scene to me.
Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
Guy's kicking down the aisle.
Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
You shut up.
Speaker 8 (01:52:50):
So turns out, Eddie, you will be a fan. Going
back to maybe walking down the aisle, they have decided
to do a Christmas themed commitments ceremony name yes, yes,
like a week before Christmas is when this is going
to happen. So all the the white lights some some red.
Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
I don't. I haven't talked to him about the.
Speaker 4 (01:53:15):
Playlist would show up. I'm common, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
It's not a bootlet wedding. It's a Christmas wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
I mean one in the same pal and you're going
to DJ it.
Speaker 5 (01:53:29):
So you're you're gonna djit there and you're gonna play
nothing but booblet candle.
Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
I sniffed that thing, raw, this is weird.
Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Hear that. This is weird. Guys, that.
Speaker 5 (01:53:39):
Sounds creepy.
Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
The announcements I make.
Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
So dumb.
Speaker 4 (01:53:45):
So if I could take a bath with Michael, I
would you just say.
Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
That in between songs? I don't know why you say?
And I don't know why mister and miss Dad Okay,
that's not their name. That's not their name. She's not
taking his last name.
Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
I wish I could cook boom and drink the broth.
Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (01:54:04):
Can I can I please get to the issue because
I haven't. I mean, there's lots of issues going on,
but not the direct one issue is shut up? So
again a Christmas theme lovely. So my mom's sending me
what do you think of these lights?
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Well?
Speaker 8 (01:54:20):
She sent me the other day something she had purchased
that she was very excited about because she got a
really good deal. And she said, these will be displayed
throughout the room. What No, Little Rudolph's displayed throughout the room.
And then also will be like the kind of like
gift you know that the people who come can take
home at the end of the commitment ceremony. And because
(01:54:43):
Christmas theme, she went with point setias, but she went
with fake point setias for the event.
Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (01:54:58):
Definitely, it's a hours are never okay ever ever, fake
flowers are never I said it.
Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
They are the things like wearing white post labor. Oh no,
I get it. Okay, that's your that's your thing. That's
actually not a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
Would candy canes?
Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
I don't know, Okay, I mean you should have if
you're going to do red and green eminem's everywhere.
Speaker 6 (01:55:23):
Okay, No, we're not doing that. If you do point
SETI as you do real point.
Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
Real little point order, why would she do fake She's
she's blowing through her money anyway, why.
Speaker 6 (01:55:33):
Not, she's blowing through.
Speaker 4 (01:55:35):
Her mind many Christmas trees.
Speaker 5 (01:55:38):
I don't know, ext.
Speaker 6 (01:55:40):
Okay, I don't know if it's like an older thing
or if she's just not so you like it.
Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
You saw Emily's reaction, you feel the same way. Yeah, yeah,
like you.
Speaker 8 (01:55:52):
You can't put all this money into this beautiful event
and then put fake plants everywhere and.
Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
Then gift some You have fake fruit on all the tables, like.
Speaker 6 (01:56:02):
Nobody wants your fake point set.
Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
What are you? What are you going to do with
that faky Yeah? No way.
Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
I can look at it all year, look.
Speaker 5 (01:56:13):
At it all year.
Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
If they're doing a if they're doing a Christmas themed wedding,
why not give it? I mean, why don't get my wedding?
Why don't they give everyone like a Christmas ornament? Yeah,
but their with their pictures, with their pictures and the
date and the date, that makes way more sense. Great,
I should be involve you.
Speaker 6 (01:56:29):
Okay, okay, but you're missing the point. This isn't about.
Speaker 8 (01:56:33):
Gift is not number one decorations. Centerpiece is number one.
Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
And then they want to do and he's right, they
should do like mini trees as a centerpiece, not a
point SETTI is that'd be great? Well, whatever you think
they should do. I don't shut up. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:56:55):
I don't know if I can say something or not.
Speaker 4 (01:56:59):
Why can't you or just but why, like, who's not
your wedding?
Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
What are you right? Exactly?
Speaker 6 (01:57:04):
If she thinks they're pretty, if she thinks it's great,
should I just let her think that they're great?
Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
You won't say anything anyway, Yeah, you say something.
Speaker 4 (01:57:12):
If we all said to you right now, yes, you
need to confront her and say something, you would be like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
Can never happen. Then, you know I can't. You know
I can't.
Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
I could maybe have my brother say that.
Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
Okay, this sounds like an extravaganza, maybe bigger than the
royal wedding.
Speaker 8 (01:57:28):
And it's and like I said, it's at the end
of December, and she's just getting more and more amped
up about it.
Speaker 2 (01:57:35):
Yes, she's getting married, Okay, I mean not really.
Speaker 4 (01:57:39):
Hey, don't be like you're gonna be with fake pedals.
Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
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