October 8, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us about a recent interaction with The Boo that she is very much not happy about
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, I don't know where we're at. Have we reached
a next level of creepiness? From Sky's husband the boot?
How could that be possible?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Mouth?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Everything going on society freaks me out.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't know, man, but I think we have reached
a new low. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast find.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the part the show's after show starts now, Like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I want to say, I'm concerned for you, Sky, but
I mean you, I don't know like half of it
you're into. I don't even know anymore, Like what's going on?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, but I don't know. I'm in a weird spot
right now, a lot of it starting to starting to concern.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, you should starting starting to Well.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I've been like having some weird thoughts and yesterday didn't
help my weird thoughts and actually like added to them
and made them spiral a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Part of your weird thought decision making was wearing that
turquoise today.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I told you last time he shot made a shot
that I got a compliment.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
On this from from a blind man.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
From the young gal over at nine three three.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So what does that mean it's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, young person at a hip station, that's what I'm wearing.
Then I'm sucking the shirt that it's Gold Beach Oregon
bro and it's an octopus. Okay, it's not like an
alo sweatshirt or practically practically Yeah, where I bought it,
(01:52):
was there a small museum in the gift shop that
had stuffed raccoons. Yes, there was. Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He had to ask, this is where you want to
live a place with stuffed the raccoons.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It was the history of Gold Beach, dude, anyway, not
the issue.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
If they make it, it sounds like there might be
some murders that happened before that.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
We may need separate homes. So, yeah, we all know
my husband's a pervert. Right, let's just get that out
of the way for all for all the news.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
He could be like a normal dude, just in the
normal sex. The guy just thinks everything he does is prefered.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I totally agree with you, But then we've heard some
of the things that I was talking.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I don't know, man, Yeah, you could have maybe said
that a decade ago, but this last year you got
me too much has been revealed.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You gave him an inch and it's like done.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Now, I know, I regret everything about that one birthday
when he asked me to dress like catwoman. It's like,
we can never fucking go back, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It was weird before that, you guys told me, before
I got when I learned so much from you guys
telling me about Sky and or sex life he was.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He would continually like a little dip his toe in,
ye yeah, and say the saran wrap thing, which, by
the way, if people don't know what that means, Sky
took pictures in saran wrap because that's what he required.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Did a bootoir shoot with a saran wrap out so on,
very bizarre.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah uh. And then there would be a couple other things,
you know, like like dipping toes in whatever, the pads,
the what.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
But the butt pads. Remember, he likes heavy hotties, and
before I started doing yoga, I had zero curves. So
occasionally when we would go out just the two of us,
I would wear these biker shorts that had butt pads.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Emily, do you know the story about what happened in Hawaii?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Oh God, don't no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hawaii. We did show broadcast and at Olani by the way,
Disney resort, Family in the boot. Was it your birthday?
Was it anniversary?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It was Valentine's val Day February.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Valentine's Day, gives her her Valentine's present in Disney's Alanika.
And they were butterfly nipple clamps.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Nile the Sky on Valentine's Day on a Disney resort
and a Disney resort.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And didn't you have a daughter at the time too, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so she was staying with you.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah, Now we were lucky enough that we had separate rooms.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Still, you don't use nipple claps in a hotel where
there's just barely a door separation, thank you, Emily.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You don't use nipple clamps ever, thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
What do you mean both of these extremely valid?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, again, we've been dipping our toes, dipping our toes,
but then the floodgates open, the levee broke with that
cat woman out.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, like he was dipping his toe and then with
the catwoman thing, he fucking cannonballed and now has never
gotten out of the pool. But Sky, you did this.
There's other ways to inflict pain, so.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You fed into it. You did. You gave him a
little taste. You gave you gave a really you gave.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
A fat guy who's starving a little tastes.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And sugar yea, or like a methadic that's so like, yeah,
a little.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
One.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Well, I thought we were still in this zone of
understanding of like, hey, we're we're baby stepping things like
if if we do a little something, that should tide
you over for like a fucking year, Like is it
your birthday again? Because if it ain't, I don't want
to hear it. But but like I said, he can
involved in. He hasn't got back out of the pool, and.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We're laying out now every every day.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Every day. Yeah, like a quickie doesn't exist in our
world anymore, which is just sad, you know what I mean,
Like just sad. Yeah, like it shouldn't have to it
shouldn't have to be a production every time. But anyway,
that's a long explanation of me just putting out there
my husband's a pervert and everybody so so now everyone
(05:56):
is very clear on what level. But I mean, I
guess the last half full part is the fact that
guy is so into me, like so into me. On
another level, and I know there's a lot of married
women who can't say the same. So I guess that's
the glass half hole, if I want to look at
it that way.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I obviously love my wife. I'm very attracted to her.
I can't walk by her without kind of smacking her ass.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
So you're still really into her, yes, So that's what.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't need to have sex with her twenty four.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Sevens No, I get that, but I'm comparing myself to
the woman whose like husband doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
To have I'm trying to like find the middle That's
what I mean.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I would I would like for us to find a
middle ground. But clearly guy won't get out of the
fucking pool, out of the pervert pool.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So uh, I hate it's nice in here.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
So yesterday was a new level. I've been scheduling some
doctor's appointments. I've been, yeah, super hot. I've been neglecting
my health for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
When are you guys going to your appointment?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, you're joining physical you guys, this will shock you.
We actually went to separate appointments. Wait a minute, Like
the same doctor, the same office, but completely different days
and times. I know his wild. Does he get himself there?
So I don't know, thinking google maps himself, I know why.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And he found his way home.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes, yes, who's going.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
To tell the doctor about all of his issues?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Was not there?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Well, I had to prep him before he went.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Did you write something down?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I didn't write it down, but I said, you better
point out that what Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You going on your own? Not that shocking him going
on his own is crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I know, I know it's it's it's a weird time.
So we've been addressing a bunch of stuff. And yesterday
I went and I came home and then as I
was changing into my my midday pjs.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
W you're not wearing him now?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Not midday?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah, well, for for us who take naps in the
middle of the day, I will get in full pj's
most of the time for my nap and then normally
stay in them for the rest of the day because
where the fuck am I going? And even if I
am going to CBS, I'll just wear my pj's.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I would feel just awful about myself to.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Like you've given up. Yeah, Like it's three pm, I'm
in my pj's.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
This is again in the Seinfeld episode where Costanza goes
full sweat and he's like giving up on his light.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He's eating like a wheel of cheese and sweats. At
the end of the episode, he breaks both of his
legs and has to learn how to walk again because
he has no muscle left from all the sitting.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So like, I can't, I can't do it. I have
to be in like kind of normal clothes neither of
the day.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Oh yeah, no, this has been my routine for I
don't even know, like decades now. So you know it's
hot too.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I feel like that's hot.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's the way she's dressed right now in a heat wave.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Like I'm going to be hot right now. So I'll
go home, take all this off and just take a
nap my underwear and then put on like afternoon clothes,
which will shorts and a tank top or something for
the day.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So that's weird too.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I just keep on what I have.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Change I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'm not I'm not at the I'm not hosting a
the Academy Awards, so I don't need to change the
outfit throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
More jeans all day. But anyway, hosting the Academy wearing
Jackson MARYL.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
T shirt to the Academy Awards.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I feel like they wear absolutely not they wear a
gown with sequence.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It would be an amazing outfit if you did, it
would be anyway.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
So I'm home for my appointment. I'm changing into my
mid afternoon pj's, and I take my top off and tits.
Thank you for saying that. He sounds like she just
did it right now. And as the titties come out,
I am looking. I'm looking in the mirror, and one
(09:52):
of them looks a little weird. One of them's looking
a little You just came back from the appointment, well
from a dermatall just who was just looking at all
my moles and freckles? So do you just have a mammogram?
I did? Just remember we heard that she cries one time.
I cried because they were very tender at the moment.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What's weird looking about it? Besides the obvious?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
That the obvious? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You've come to your own conclusion.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Maybe one is better than the other. Well that before,
I've got an inverted nipple on one of mine, prove it.
I can't, I can't put.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
So what's looking weird. It's looking like, I don't know,
not as full in a certain area.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Did you run into a sideview mirror? Yeah, Dodgers game and.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Blust my implants. I'm assuming I don't have implants any
and I don't know who wouldn't see a mirror.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Rush And you're drunk, guy, thank.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
You, Okay, he's playing.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You gotta go, let's go.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
And so I'm concerned why it looks this way. And so,
as most chicks do, when you have a concern about
your boob, you immediately start feeling around, moving it around,
self examining, hitting certain spots, all this and that. So
I'm doing that as the husband walks into the bathroom.
(11:23):
God shirt completely off, and I'm like basically fondling my
breast and squishing it around.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
And I know immediately, because again pervert pool, I know
immediately this is gonna be too much for him to handle.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
But I mean, if you're doing that, if you're giving
yourself a breast exam, that's nothing like.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Sky and I were just doing the same thing, and
you could see on the video like that's whatever. You know,
this is weird, but that's how you do it. Too,
you like poke around like this so there's nothing.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, you're not like pinching and trying to like it. No,
that's not what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I was daydreaming about it.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I'm hard, okay.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
And so so I see the look on my husband's
face and I immediately go, oh, I got to explain
to him what's going on.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Once you say, if you drop giving myself an exam amount.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
All right, I hope you don't find a lung right
like so, so I'm like, oh, I'm going to tell
him that that's going to be his reaction. He's going
to give me some privacy. So I tell him. I go, yeah,
I think this is looking weird. I'm kind of concerned.
I'm kind of feeling around, see if there's a lump.
And then he and then he's giving me the face
like yeah, tell me more. Wait, hold on what and
(12:32):
I look down do this fully fucking arect guy has
a boner? Stop guy boner with a boner.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
As I'm doing a breath no way swinging it around.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Well, he has pants on, so he didn't me has
a bone because you can see it through his.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Remember, he's got a huge hog.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's going down his cargo shorts.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's in a pop whipped around.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's not true. There's no way.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah and so yeah, and so finally I had to
like literally ask him to leave. I said, I and
I go a breast exam and talking about breast cancer
is not sexy. Oh god, And then I kicked him
out of the room.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Well now, but now you turn like to a dom
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Probably noticed.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Ok, So this goes to where my crazy starts kicking in,
because ever since this Diddy stuff came out, I've had
a lot of weird thoughts about my husband.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I'm sorry, we do call your husband B Diddy.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Did start calling him B Diddy, which may have gotten
in there a little bit, but it made me think
of if my husband was invited to a freak ofugh would.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Well, here's the thing about the freak is, did he
didn't do anything in the freak off? Did he oil
the people up and watch the freak off?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
But here's the thing?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The people for days?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yes, But here's the thing. The people in the freak
off are like drugged.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Like I believe the women are the prostitutes, right.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
The women are like drugged out of their fucking minds, right,
So I would expect the man I've committed my life
to in the middle of a freak off would be like,
I'm not standing for this. This is wrong. These women
with plugs and dildos in every fucking I don't want
to be here.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And neither do I standing up to the freak off.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yes, the man, the man that I want to be
married to, would walk out of a freak cough because
he's so upset that these women are.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
You're having these thoughts.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yes, yes I am, Yes i am. What the fun
what my husband out of a freak off or not?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You're weirder than the boo being out of freak cough?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Okay, so
Guys, I don't know where we're at. Have we reached
a next level of creepiness? From Sky's husband the boot?
How could that be possible?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Mouth?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Everything going on society freaks me out.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't know, man, but I think we have reached
a new low. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast find.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the part the show's after show starts now, Like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I want to say, I'm concerned for you, Sky, but
I mean you, I don't know like half of it
you're into. I don't even know anymore, Like what's going on?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, but I don't know. I'm in a weird spot
right now, a lot of it starting to starting to concern.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, you should starting starting to Well.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I've been like having some weird thoughts and yesterday didn't
help my weird thoughts and actually like added to them
and made them spiral a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Part of your weird thought decision making was wearing that
turquoise today.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I told you last time he shot made a shot
that I got a compliment.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
On this from from a blind man.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
From the young gal over at nine three three.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So what does that mean it's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, young person at a hip station, that's what I'm wearing.
Then I'm sucking the shirt that it's Gold Beach Oregon
bro and it's an octopus. Okay, it's not like an
alo sweatshirt or practically practically Yeah, where I bought it,
(01:52):
was there a small museum in the gift shop that
had stuffed raccoons. Yes, there was. Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He had to ask, this is where you want to
live a place with stuffed the raccoons.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It was the history of Gold Beach, dude, anyway, not
the issue.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
If they make it, it sounds like there might be
some murders that happened before that.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
We may need separate homes. So, yeah, we all know
my husband's a pervert. Right, let's just get that out
of the way for all for all the news.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
He could be like a normal dude, just in the
normal sex. The guy just thinks everything he does is prefered.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I totally agree with you, But then we've heard some
of the things that I was talking.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I don't know, man, Yeah, you could have maybe said
that a decade ago, but this last year you got
me too much has been revealed.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You gave him an inch and it's like done.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Now, I know, I regret everything about that one birthday
when he asked me to dress like catwoman. It's like,
we can never fucking go back, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It was weird before that, you guys told me, before
I got when I learned so much from you guys
telling me about Sky and or sex life he was.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He would continually like a little dip his toe in,
ye yeah, and say the saran wrap thing, which, by
the way, if people don't know what that means, Sky
took pictures in saran wrap because that's what he required.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Did a bootoir shoot with a saran wrap out so on,
very bizarre.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah uh. And then there would be a couple other things,
you know, like like dipping toes in whatever, the pads,
the what.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
But the butt pads. Remember, he likes heavy hotties, and
before I started doing yoga, I had zero curves. So
occasionally when we would go out just the two of us,
I would wear these biker shorts that had butt pads.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Emily, do you know the story about what happened in Hawaii?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Oh God, don't no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hawaii. We did show broadcast and at Olani by the way,
Disney resort, Family in the boot. Was it your birthday?
Was it anniversary?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It was Valentine's val Day February.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Valentine's Day, gives her her Valentine's present in Disney's Alanika.
And they were butterfly nipple clamps.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Nile the Sky on Valentine's Day on a Disney resort
and a Disney resort.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And didn't you have a daughter at the time too, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so she was staying with you.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah, Now we were lucky enough that we had separate rooms.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Still, you don't use nipple claps in a hotel where
there's just barely a door separation, thank you, Emily.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You don't use nipple clamps ever, thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
What do you mean both of these extremely valid?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, again, we've been dipping our toes, dipping our toes,
but then the floodgates open, the levee broke with that
cat woman out.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, like he was dipping his toe and then with
the catwoman thing, he fucking cannonballed and now has never
gotten out of the pool. But Sky, you did this.
There's other ways to inflict pain, so.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You fed into it. You did. You gave him a
little taste. You gave you gave a really you gave.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
A fat guy who's starving a little tastes.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And sugar yea, or like a methadic that's so like, yeah,
a little.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
One.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Well, I thought we were still in this zone of
understanding of like, hey, we're we're baby stepping things like
if if we do a little something, that should tide
you over for like a fucking year, Like is it
your birthday again? Because if it ain't, I don't want
to hear it. But but like I said, he can
involved in. He hasn't got back out of the pool, and.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We're laying out now every every day.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Every day. Yeah, like a quickie doesn't exist in our
world anymore, which is just sad, you know what I mean,
Like just sad. Yeah, like it shouldn't have to it
shouldn't have to be a production every time. But anyway,
that's a long explanation of me just putting out there
my husband's a pervert and everybody so so now everyone
(05:56):
is very clear on what level. But I mean, I
guess the last half full part is the fact that
guy is so into me, like so into me. On
another level, and I know there's a lot of married
women who can't say the same. So I guess that's
the glass half hole, if I want to look at
it that way.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I obviously love my wife. I'm very attracted to her.
I can't walk by her without kind of smacking her ass.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
So you're still really into her, yes, So that's what.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't need to have sex with her twenty four.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Sevens No, I get that, but I'm comparing myself to
the woman whose like husband doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
To have I'm trying to like find the middle That's
what I mean.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I would I would like for us to find a
middle ground. But clearly guy won't get out of the
fucking pool, out of the pervert pool.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So uh, I hate it's nice in here.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
So yesterday was a new level. I've been scheduling some
doctor's appointments. I've been, yeah, super hot. I've been neglecting
my health for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
When are you guys going to your appointment?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, you're joining physical you guys, this will shock you.
We actually went to separate appointments. Wait a minute, Like
the same doctor, the same office, but completely different days
and times. I know his wild. Does he get himself there?
So I don't know, thinking google maps himself, I know why.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And he found his way home.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes, yes, who's going.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
To tell the doctor about all of his issues?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Was not there?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Well, I had to prep him before he went.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Did you write something down?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I didn't write it down, but I said, you better
point out that what Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You going on your own? Not that shocking him going
on his own is crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I know, I know it's it's it's a weird time.
So we've been addressing a bunch of stuff. And yesterday
I went and I came home and then as I
was changing into my my midday pjs.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
W you're not wearing him now?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Not midday?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah, well, for for us who take naps in the
middle of the day, I will get in full pj's
most of the time for my nap and then normally
stay in them for the rest of the day because
where the fuck am I going? And even if I
am going to CBS, I'll just wear my pj's.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I would feel just awful about myself to.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Like you've given up. Yeah, Like it's three pm, I'm
in my pj's.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
This is again in the Seinfeld episode where Costanza goes
full sweat and he's like giving up on his light.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He's eating like a wheel of cheese and sweats. At
the end of the episode, he breaks both of his
legs and has to learn how to walk again because
he has no muscle left from all the sitting.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So like, I can't, I can't do it. I have
to be in like kind of normal clothes neither of
the day.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Oh yeah, no, this has been my routine for I
don't even know, like decades now. So you know it's
hot too.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I feel like that's hot.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's the way she's dressed right now in a heat wave.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Like I'm going to be hot right now. So I'll
go home, take all this off and just take a
nap my underwear and then put on like afternoon clothes,
which will shorts and a tank top or something for
the day.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So that's weird too.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I just keep on what I have.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Change I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'm not I'm not at the I'm not hosting a
the Academy Awards, so I don't need to change the
outfit throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
More jeans all day. But anyway, hosting the Academy wearing
Jackson MARYL.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
T shirt to the Academy Awards.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I feel like they wear absolutely not they wear a
gown with sequence.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It would be an amazing outfit if you did, it
would be anyway.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
So I'm home for my appointment. I'm changing into my
mid afternoon pj's, and I take my top off and tits.
Thank you for saying that. He sounds like she just
did it right now. And as the titties come out,
I am looking. I'm looking in the mirror, and one
(09:52):
of them looks a little weird. One of them's looking
a little You just came back from the appointment, well
from a dermatall just who was just looking at all
my moles and freckles? So do you just have a mammogram?
I did? Just remember we heard that she cries one time.
I cried because they were very tender at the moment.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What's weird looking about it? Besides the obvious?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
That the obvious? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You've come to your own conclusion.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Maybe one is better than the other. Well that before,
I've got an inverted nipple on one of mine, prove it.
I can't, I can't put.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
So what's looking weird. It's looking like, I don't know,
not as full in a certain area.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Did you run into a sideview mirror? Yeah, Dodgers game and.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Blust my implants. I'm assuming I don't have implants any
and I don't know who wouldn't see a mirror.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Rush And you're drunk, guy, thank.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
You, Okay, he's playing.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You gotta go, let's go.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
And so I'm concerned why it looks this way. And so,
as most chicks do, when you have a concern about
your boob, you immediately start feeling around, moving it around,
self examining, hitting certain spots, all this and that. So
I'm doing that as the husband walks into the bathroom.
(11:23):
God shirt completely off, and I'm like basically fondling my
breast and squishing it around.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
And I know immediately, because again pervert pool, I know
immediately this is gonna be too much for him to handle.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
But I mean, if you're doing that, if you're giving
yourself a breast exam, that's nothing like.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Sky and I were just doing the same thing, and
you could see on the video like that's whatever. You know,
this is weird, but that's how you do it. Too,
you like poke around like this so there's nothing.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, you're not like pinching and trying to like it. No,
that's not what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I was daydreaming about it.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I'm hard, okay.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
And so so I see the look on my husband's
face and I immediately go, oh, I got to explain
to him what's going on.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Once you say, if you drop giving myself an exam amount.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
All right, I hope you don't find a lung right
like so, so I'm like, oh, I'm going to tell
him that that's going to be his reaction. He's going
to give me some privacy. So I tell him. I go, yeah,
I think this is looking weird. I'm kind of concerned.
I'm kind of feeling around, see if there's a lump.
And then he and then he's giving me the face
like yeah, tell me more. Wait, hold on what and
(12:32):
I look down do this fully fucking arect guy has
a boner? Stop guy boner with a boner.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
As I'm doing a breath no way swinging it around.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Well, he has pants on, so he didn't me has
a bone because you can see it through his.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Remember, he's got a huge hog.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's going down his cargo shorts.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's in a pop whipped around.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's not true. There's no way.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah and so yeah, and so finally I had to
like literally ask him to leave. I said, I and
I go a breast exam and talking about breast cancer
is not sexy. Oh god, And then I kicked him
out of the room.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Well now, but now you turn like to a dom
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Probably noticed.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Ok, So this goes to where my crazy starts kicking in,
because ever since this Diddy stuff came out, I've had
a lot of weird thoughts about my husband.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I'm sorry, we do call your husband B Diddy.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Did start calling him B Diddy, which may have gotten
in there a little bit, but it made me think
of if my husband was invited to a freak ofugh would.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Well, here's the thing about the freak is, did he
didn't do anything in the freak off? Did he oil
the people up and watch the freak off?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
But here's the thing?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The people for days?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yes, But here's the thing. The people in the freak
off are like drugged.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Like I believe the women are the prostitutes, right.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
The women are like drugged out of their fucking minds, right,
So I would expect the man I've committed my life
to in the middle of a freak off would be like,
I'm not standing for this. This is wrong. These women
with plugs and dildos in every fucking I don't want
to be here.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And neither do I standing up to the freak off.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yes, the man, the man that I want to be
married to, would walk out of a freak cough because
he's so upset that these women are.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
You're having these thoughts.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yes, yes I am, Yes i am. What the fun
what my husband out of a freak off or not?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You're weirder than the boo being out of freak cough?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Okay, so
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