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April 17, 2025 • 11 mins
On today's P1 podcast, Sky has an uncomfortable situation that she needs to discuss and get off her "chest"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, apparently, Sky says she has an uncomfortable situation she
needs to discuss.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What I don't know about.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
This involves a body part? What uh? What body parts?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well, I got two of them and they're right on
my chest. I got I got a boob issue going on.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Guys, why did you thinke that?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
All right, boob talk? Now, we ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Find Over yet completely uncensored and unting filtered except for
that part.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now I can tell you why this is already weird. Well,
number one, it's Scott. Yeah, it's gonna get even weirder
because Jamie's not here today. So we have our boy
John in here who's helping us out, and Sky talking
about her tits in front of a stranger. He is
going to make this so much weird. It's going to
be so much weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I definitely am not going to look in that direction
because I can't. He's checking out yours.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's allowed to, he's he brought it up.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Hey, I don't know if that's the way that works.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Take your shirt off? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't know if anybody wants.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
You know, I can't even look at her with that
bacon neck. Yes, his discussing.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
This.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
N No, it's not that's nice. Another T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's like a four dollars T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
This is not a four dollars where from. This is
a stitch fixed shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
You need Do you hang your shirts? Look at that
fucking neck.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's bad fabric.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's a nicer fabric.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's look at your neck, but look at the neck.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Get a new look at Emily's neck.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Iron this last night.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
To iron your shirts all all the time, that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Remember we read iron, so that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
If I don't hang it. If I hang it, we
get bacon neck. If I fold it, then I have
to iron get bacon. I don't iron.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Once I get baking neck, the T shirts done, I'm
done with.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, don't you go through the bottom of the T shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
To go through the bottom of the T shirt and
then you don't stretch out the neck the shirt. When
I'm hanging T shirt, sometimes I go through the bottom
of the next kind of small and you go, you
put bacon neck.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Bacon neck comes from overwashing and overwearing.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
All that down.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
It's just it's has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Just talk about I've had some busy days. I've been
doing a lot of moving and grooving. We were on vacation.
I was doing a lot of stuff and then to
wrap up the vacation, did a sexy night staycation at
hair e US with my hobby.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Isn't that where the infamous sn M show went down?
And there's other ways to inflict.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Again again, John's in the room. Can we not bring
up things?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You know what, you're a mistress.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm not a mistress. I'm not into sn M.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You wore a catwoman outfit.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
It was a Black Lives and you started.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Grinding your heel into your husband's balls.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
There were things that happened.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
You really had John's freaking Like.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I feel like John's gonna go issue an HR report.
You don't get the way you are.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
I don't think John's snitch. I think you're cool.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, get he just wants to get the out of.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
That hat.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah he doesn't have lures on it, so inside hot damn.
That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Guys, ready to go going right to the py Okay, So.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I had a lot going on and uh so, lots
of moving and grooving, lots of laundry, lots of packing,
lots of just different stuff, and then all of a
sudden Sunday night, I have a sensation. And the sensation
I feel so weird talking about this is an itching
sensation underneath my breath, right under here.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
In there.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
On your Yes, you can't, Emily so who basically anywhere
that is dark and moist can get a yeast infection.
So they say, chicks with big old titties, this is
an issue, or.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Like fat rules. I think that you can get like yeast.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Infections in like yeah, so yeah, so I I apologize, Yeah,
I know what's up, big bill, fat titties.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Man.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
So I'm itching under there, and so I got a look.
So I you know, I get in front of the
beer and do like over there, you know, you pull
them up and you look, you know, And that's when
I noticed it. There's a red line underneath sweat. Well,
So that that's what I start thinking about. I'm like,

(05:11):
what is the problem.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Are you not scrubbing in the shower because you don't
shower that all?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
She doesn't use soap.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
This is why you can't just shower in the pool.
You need to shower at home. In the shower with soap.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh, that's how that works.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
You got to lift the titty, get.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
My titty, sponge out, scrub, scrub, scrub something.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
No, I clean under my titties, Emily, do you clean
under your titties?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
I clean under my ties and clean everywhere and all
the crevices.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Uh No, I don't lick them.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I can't lick them.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
But I do have really bad boob sweat, like oh suffer.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
They're always funny, like always, like right now underneath and
in between.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
My heart just left.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Okay, well you had.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
One after the when we're talking about aute ago.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
So I'm all ears right now. I got to hear this.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, you're all boobs right now. So immediately I see this,
and I go, oh my god, is that that like
boobeast sweaty big titty thing that I've like heard people
talk about before. It also how also it happens a
lot to like pregnant women because their tints get like
so big and when you're breastfeeding and stuff like that.

(06:16):
So that's the thing that i'd heard of. So immediately
that's where my mind goes. And so and then I
start thinking back about when we were in Oregon. I
only brought one bra, and I was like five days. Yeah, Scott,
I went to pack two and I was gonna like
rotate one. I don't know I did. Yeah, I'm buying

(06:37):
like coffee makers and dish towels, but don't remember to
buy a bra. So I I wash it when I'm there,
but I only washed it once out of the five
days I was there, and we were like sweating every day,
like moving things, rushing around sweating. Okay, so I'm like, fuck, like,
I guess I have that thing that I've heard of.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
So I the boot blow his load and haras on
your stuff. No you don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh my god, you got that drunk we.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Had between the two of us. We had to count
how many martinis I.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Had sky six. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Fucking six martine That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I mean it was over quite a few hours, but.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Still Wednesday night.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh they were delicious. So so I'm telling the hobby
about you know, fuck, I think I have this east infection,
but I don't really know like what to.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Do, Like can't just be a rash or rubbed it
raw well.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Like chafing kind of thing. But well, and so I'm
thinking that's where it's going. And then all of a
sudden he looks at me and he goes, oh, he goes,
do you remember what you were wearing on Saturday night?
Was that the the night we stayed at the hotel? Yeah,
because I'm I'm how the itching like late on Sunday,

(08:02):
And he asked me if I remember what I was wearing?
So again I got fucking dig deep.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, what's so weird?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, because you know him, he packed all the outfits.
We're talking not wearing din No, we're talking wearing in
the hotel room. He packed all the outfits. She hates.
She hates when he picks the.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Bads or creepy.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, it's weird, it so creepy.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I didn't say that. I didn't say it like that.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Doubt my outfits fucking weirdo weird.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Probably me to do that, I'd be like, all weepy.
It's like a guy saying, I like you in that dress?
Would you wear that dress? I'm wearing it for him,
So pick which one of these fucking creepy outfits you like?
All creepy outfits, I mean, lingerie whatever, you know, all levels.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Like if I if I buy my wife outfits, buy
him and given to her, but then she like picks
which one she's gonna wear.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
That that's what I don't.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I don't lay them out for her then and then
Bill Cosby hours later.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, but you guys have a like a different relationship
with sex where it's like a fifty to fifty thing.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah, yours is more ninety five.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, I was gonna go ninety ten, but you're probably
more active. Okay. So he had packed the outfit, so
I'm trying to recall what I what I was wearing
around my breasts. That has him concerned about what's going on,
what could be And it turns out that I was

(09:28):
wearing layers. I had three things going on up top
and no, no.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's that's too bad.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Nipple tassels day, it's.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Even a thing. I like, where would you get that?
A show girl? I don't know. I've never seen those
before and except in Vegas when they have dancing with
the feathers. So turns out that my bottom layer up
top was basically a boob thong. What I don't know
what the actual name of it.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Is, Like between there's nothing covering your It's like a shelf.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Yeah, it's a broad underwired with no cups, coverage, no coverage,
it's just string, crotchless panties for the.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Exactly I've seen this.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You've seen this before.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
My wife has.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, so it's strings.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I wouldn't describe it like that.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's string. And here is what my husband reminded me of.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It's so bizarre that you have no memory.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That I was a little too drunk and I was
fumbling trying to tie it in the back myself, and
that is when he saw and offered to tie it
for me. And he does recall going a little tight.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
On it, so he paint.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
He believes that he put that thing on so tight
that it actually.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Like cut the circul like it's like.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
A fucking rope bird.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
God.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
And so now I don't know which way to go
because I'm like, do I put the itchy yeast cream
like Thor did with this penis?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Do I mistake?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's what the internet says.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
If it's but I don't know, but it just put
cream on it.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I would just put quarters. I wouldn't put yeast cream
on It's not yeast. Do you want to ask my wife?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
No,
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