Dan has never written a parody song before... until now. 'Hang On Joey' is destined to climb the charts as a 'tribute' to President Joe Biden and encouraging him to stay in the race as long as possible.
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This is Dan Caples and welcome totoday's online podcast edition of The Dan Caplis
Show. Please be sure to giveus a five star rating if you'd be
so kind, and to subscribe,download and listen to the show every single
day on your favorite podcast platform.It reminds me of the toast I gave
to my wife at our wedding reception, which was thirty years ago, last
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WENSDA. And so my toast was, and I'll give you the short version
that Amy is like a sunset,and just when you think it can't get
any more beautiful, it does,right, And everybody has that experience with
sunsets. And it was more elaborate, and I drew it out and had
some examples. It was pretty cool. But this right now, Yeah,
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just when you think it can't beany more fun, there's some new development,
there's some new fracture, there's somenew implosion in a different corner of
the left. As there should be, right, this should be like was
it Star Wars one or two orwhatever when the deaths starre imploded. That
that's what this should be like,right Because the left, I'm not talking
about Democrats, but the left isso bad for this nation, and they
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live on lies. Lies are attheir core, and right now they're just
being exposed. Every part of theLeft is being exposed right now, and
so they're just cannibalizing themselves and it'ssuch a beautiful thing to watch. Now.
What we have to hope for,together, what we have to hope
for, is that Biden hangs inthere longer, right, just hangs in
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there longer. We know he's notgoing to be around long. We know
he's not going to be the nominee. I've been telling you that for a
year and a half. But everyday he can hang in there now makes
it worse and worse for the left. And someday soon they'll have their new
nominee, and at that point,their new nominee will surge in the polls
and then they'll be all sorts ofwailing and ashing of teeth and craziness and
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then then it's on right. Butfor now, for now, let's just
enjoy every day and hope there aremore and more days of Biden desperately clinging
to power. I should say Biden'splural, right, because we've talked on
the show about the obvious role ofhunter Biden and the fact, Joe Biden
has to do what Hunter Biden saysto do, right. I mean Hunter
could walk into I believe, aprosecutor's office, a TV studio, a
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book publisher and destroy Joe in aninstant because because obviously Hunter and Joe we're
working together on all of this andall of these many many many millions generated
to sell what what do they haveto sell other than access to Joe?
So Hunters in that power position.You can bet Hunter knows his best defense
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and his best meal take it isJoe staying in the White House. So
he's not going to want to givethis up easy eight y five four zero
five A two five five text dan five seven seven three nine will clear
those phone lines and open it upfor everybody, because I'm sure you have
a lot that you want to betalking about, including Michael Bennett, and
I want to come out of thechoot with that as well. Now,
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one thing, though, I ama little bit concerned about this show becoming
kind of redundant. So I justwant to put a ground rule in place
right now, respectfully, and thatis, let's not spend the whole show
with Hey, Dan, you wereright, Okay, let's just not do
that because all the abuse I've takenover all these years and all these months
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of just saying, well, let'snot even talk about Biden's a nominee.
Remember, Ryan, I'd banned it. I banned any discussion on this show
that was based on a premise thatJoe Biden was going to be the nominee
because clearly he is not going tobe. But even now there are people
who want to claim, oh,no, he's going to hang on.
And the question we would get allthe time, Ryan, is and you
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would post it to me, youknow, Dan, how are we going
to get by out? How dothey get Biden out? They can't get
Biden out. He's a nominee.He won the delegates. If he wants
to stay, he gets to stay. And kept saying no, no,
no, they got a million waysto get him out. And the fun
thing now is that you get tosee all those different ways unfolding. And
today, I mean, it unofficiallyended today. Right as soon as George
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Clooney came out and said Biden wasdone. He's done. I mean,
you know, because it's not justabout George Clooney. He's done. And
that's one thing I talked about beforeyou know, the donors will run him
out. And with Clooney you getthat combination of the money, which matters,
right, but not only the money, but you get the get the
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swag, that the prestige of Hollywoodturning on him. So he's done now,
it's only a matter of time.But let's hope he hangs on.
Speaking of which, Speaking of which, this has inspired me, do you
remember the song hang On Sloopy?I know Ryan does, because Ryan knows
every subject played it within the lastweek. I know that you did because
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it comes to mind right as wetalk about we need Biden to hang on.
So as I was thinking about asa guy who wants to see Trump
win, and not just Trump win, I want to see the Democrats wiped
out up and down the ticket.I want to see Republicans win up and
down the ticket, the song cameto mind, hang On Sloopy, because
I'm thinking, hang on, Joey, even if it's just another week,
hang on. The longer you clingto power, the better for Trump,
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the better for every conservative candidate.So I thought, hey, it's time
to author my first parody song.So I went ahead and did that,
and what you're about to hear isto hang On Sloopy, and some in
the audience probably too young for it. Others but you'll like it instantly because
it's a great tune. But thisis a parody of the song hang On
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Sloopy called Hang On Joey, andthe gist of it is hang on Man.
So Republicans can win, Trump canwin. Just hang in there,
Joey, Joey, hang up.Joey lives in a very nice part of
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town. Crass want to put Joeydown, Joey. I don't care what
your break. Don't do because Ijust walked all of the Democrat suits.
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That's why I said, Joey.Joey had up. Joey, So all
the downs, so we let yournumbers fall down as low as sake can
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be. You really like to showme to numbers? Also, lo,
you're behind Kennedy. Hang on,Joey, come on, come on you
hang on Joey, come on,come on, We'll come up. Joey.
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Be down, be down, We'llcome jell big, be down down.
Feel so said, make it fakeit, fake it, jolly sick,
make it fake it, fake it. Tim's big. Joey Joey hang
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up, boom said boy Joey,Joey, hang on, that's not bad.
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I think I got a new hobbynow, songwriting, right you and
Weardel, Yeah, yeah, we'redan. I know we'll find some other
way. We'll land some other way. Yeah. Yeah. So no,
that's I'm really glad, really gladthat turned out so well. So we
will play it throughout the show.Obviously we enjoy it, and it's so
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true, right we need Biden tohang in there. But big question today,
why did Michael Bennett do it?We were just talking on the show
yesterday about how we have these ghostsenators and they hide under their desks.
They always have Hick and Luper andBennett. So why did Bennett come out
and do this? Come out lastnight, big national news and and you
know, first US senator to publiclysay no, Biden can't win. So
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play that song we can because it'sso much fun. But I've got my
own theory. But dying to hearyours eight five five for zero five eight
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you think Michael Bennett came out firstamong the senators? What's in it?
For him. And now that weknow that Biden is done done, it's
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just a matter of time, whetherit's minutes or days or a couple of
weeks, When do you think it'sgoing to be? And who do you
think their nominee will be? Hereon the Dan Capla Show and now back
to the Dan Kaplas Show podcast.I love this whole world of parity songs.
I always said have this is thefirst one I've ever written. I've
had him in my head, butI'm proud of this one called hang On
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Joey, to Hang On Sloopy.We've played it earlier, We'll played again
the Justice Joe Biden, please hangin there as long as you can,
because every day you hang in there, better chance Trump wins big and takes
more Republicans with him. So Biden'snumber is very houred at this point as
as nominee obviously, But big questionfor you you is why did Michael Bennett
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lead on this? Michael Bennett doesn'tlead on anything, so why did he
decide to lead on this and bethe first senator out to say not just
that hey, Trump's going to win, you may win in a landslide and
wipe out the Dems all the waydown. Why do you think Bennett did
this? Why do you think hecan't win a November. I just think
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this race is on a trajectory thatis very worrisome if you care about the
future of this country. Joe Bidenwas nine points up at this time.
At the last time he was running, Hillary Clinton was five points up.
This is the first time in morethan twenty years that a Republican president has
been up in this part of thecampaign. Donald Trump is on track,
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I think to win the selection andmaybe win it by a landslide and take
with him the Senate and the House. Wow. I mean, you know,
hey, Bennett's never let on anything. B You can never understand him.
He usually sounds like he's got marblesin his mouth, but he was
very articulate there. So what doyou think this is all about? What's
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his play? Here? Eight fivefive for zero five A two five five
the number text d A N fiveseven seven three nine. You'll be shocked
to hear. I have my owntheory on this, but would really like
to hear yours. Eight five fivefor zero five A two five five.
Let's go to beautiful Mead, Colorado. We'll start with Tom Today. You're
on the Dan Kapla Show. Welcome, Hi Dan, how are you?
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I'm living the dream? Still?Thank you? Still? Okay? So
what's going to happen is they're goingto enter Gavin Newsom from California, the
disaster governor. The guy is completelyright. That's what's going to happen.
And then Kamala is going to goquietly into the good night, which she
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might, which she might, butdepending upon what arrangements are made. Yeah,
I just think it's going to beGavin Newsom. And and is he
gonna win? We're in trouble.Yes, he will win again, you
know because I think, you know, Dan, I've got a pretty negative
view of the American electorate. Youknow, they're just kind of like babid,
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not very bright, and they'll payno attention. And they see this
handsome, very presidential looking guy,and you know, he met with she
over in California keeping China last year. He's setting himself up for this.
Yeah, and I got a feelinghe's gonna win. He's very articulate and
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charismatic, and you know the dumbasses will level for him. Excuse my
language. That's what's gonna happen.Yeah, Tom, appreciate the call on
that. I want to get everybodyin on this, but listen, it'll
be fascinating to see, right,We've never experienced this before in our young
lives, but it's going to befascinating to see where this starts in the
polls, and we all know whatmatters is where it ends. I'd be
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betting you a big probably the biggesttake in town. I'd be betting that
whoever the DEM is surges in thebeginning, and we know it's going to
be one of a limited number,right, And we're just assuming for the
sake of this conversation that it's notMichelle Obama, because if it's Michelle Obama,
it's a whole different analysis. Ifit's Michelle Obama, the first polls
out, I think are going toshow her with a five to ten point
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lead, But but Trump would hipaway over time. Any of the other
Dems, I think that a lotof the early polling is going to show
them with a lead, probably inthe three to five point range would be
my guess, and then it's justa matter of it coming down over time
as people get educated about who thesereally are. But in the beginning,
you're going to see a big sugarhigh for whoever the dem is, because,
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let's face it, Donald Trump isvery polarizing in large part because he's
been willing to do so many importantthings. And throughout the course of human
history, all of your greatest figureswho've been willing to stand up and do
what needs to be done have beenconsidered very polarizing figures because they're willing to
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do what needs to be done.Because of that, you got so many
people who just want to vote againstTrump. But you know Biden is is
and Hillary Clinton before. That's suchunacceptable choices that that is I think tamped
down Democrats support. But in thebeginning, I'm talking about two different phases.
The beginning, whenever we learn whothe new nominee is and the VP,
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you can count on them being aheadin the polse got to push back
on your numbers initially, and ofcourse, for the record, I'm still
in what you would consider the neanderthalcamp that believes Joe Biden stay on the
top. If you do not believethat I do. You couldn't even say
with a straight face, need awebcam in the studio and on you for
the record and for all listeners outthere, Joe Biden remains in this ticket,
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and there's a lot of reasons why. But if he doesn't, the
polling dan suggests that you're entirely wrong. Every other candidate that's been proposed in
very reputable polling services does worse thanJoe Biden, not better. And I
don't know where you're getting this.It's gonna swing six points or more.
Trump has a three point team inthe average of polls. Right now,
you're saying it's gonna go six pointsor more the other way, three to
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five points for whoever they plug in. Who is this miraculous candidate? Is
something going to change the entire trajectoryof a race with four months ago?
Could be? It could be anybodywho can fog up a mirror, right
because what you got with Biden rightnow, Biden's level of hold on.
You're saying that Trump's support is goingto evaporate. Nice six points, My
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brother, my brother, Please don'tno, I think you're underestimating Trump's strength
in this campaign. I am not, because I'm talking in two phases,
and there are two different phases here. There's what happens in the beginning when
you're gonna have two things happen.You're gonna have a lot of Democrats who
have not been supportive of Biden forobvious reasons, right, they want somebody
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living, they've not been supportive ofBiden. You're gonna have a lot of
young Democrats who all of a sudden, you know, swing to Poured whoever
the GOP nominee is, because guesswhat, compared to Biden, they're going
to look like the most alive,vibrant, intelligent, young They're all going
to look like young JFK's right,So you're gonna have that swing. You're
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gonna have some independence, you know, for the same reasons, swing toward
the dem Initially, then over timeand I'm not talking about Trump's core support
being eroded at all. I'm talkingabout over time, then people get to
learn more about who the DEM nomineereally is and what they really stand for
and what they would do to thiscountry, and then support for the DEM
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nominee is going to erode. Andby the time we get to election day,
then it's either going to be atoss up in the polls or Trump's
going to be slightly ahead. Butthere is no doubt in my mind whoever
this DEM is, they're going tobe ahead when this thing starts. Alyssa
in Centennial. You're on the DanKaplis Show. Welcome, Hi, Dan.
I don't know who the nominee isgonna be, but I know it
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won't be Kamala. But I doyou know that because she is so unpopular
and really doesn't have two brain cellsrub together. I hate to say that,
but first to lista can I takethat on and I won't cut you
off, but let's take it pointby point. Kamala Harris is much more
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intelligent than we have seen now.She is so extremely far left that she
would be a horrific candidate, andthere's a reason she didn't even make it
to Iowa in the DEM primaries.But for us to pretend that she's an
absolute dummy, I think is atactical mistake because she isn't. She will
be a much better presidential candidate nowthan we've seen in the past. I
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submit to you, but let meask you this, Alissa, this modern
Democratic Party, and you're more thanwelcome to stay this modern Democratic Party,
which is so absolutely devoted and committedto identity politics, where the color that
God made you is more important thanthe content of your character or your ability.
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That is their core principle. Howdo they get rid of kamala?
I'd love a listener's thoughts on thatand yours. As the end nears for
Joe Biden politically, you're on theDan Caplas Show. You're listening to the
Dan Caplis Show podcast. David Axelrodon CNN, reading from George Clooney.
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Look, I think there's merit toit. You know, sometimes this is
all a matter of risk assessment.There's risk associated with everything. The question
is whether the risk of the statusquo eclipses the risk of trying something else.
And I think we've reached the pointwhere many have come to that conclusion.
But the thing about the piece Stannathat I felt was particularly impactful was
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Clooney, who just hosted a fundraiser, major fundraiser for the president a few
weeks ago in California, said youcan't win the battle against time. None
of us can, of s depstadingto say, but Joe Biden, Joe
Biden, I was with free He'sgot The fundraiser was not the Joe Biden
of twenty ten. He wasn't eventhe Joe Biden of twenty twenty. He
was the same. And we allwitnessed at the debate that is devastating.
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That's devastating. Yeah, and that'sit, and it's what people fear.
Well, it's over. And foreverybody who asked, and it was a
fair question for everybody who asked meall along, and I said, Biden
is not going to be the nominee, Well, how are they going to
get him out? I said,they got a hundred different ways to get
him out? And this is exhibitA. He's done. He is done.
It's only a matter of time.Now, let's hope he hangs on
a while so that it gets worsefor the dam Subjectively, you're right,
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But Dan, I go back tothis question, like we have a Chuck
Toddcott that said two years ago,this age said, this version of Joe
Biden can't run, and we don'thear about it until today. About George
Clooney at this fundraiser, if hesaw what he saw, why didn't he
say something then to replace Joe bidexactly, And that's why I'm telling people,
as we go back to a list, who's held to the break.
That's why I'm telling people, listen, embrace yourselves. You've got to be
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clear eyed. We've got to berealistic that the dem nominee, whoever he
or she is, and there youknow their VP, they are likely to
lead in the polls in the beginning, and then that lead is going to
erode or disappear as it gets revealedwho they really are and what they really
stand for. But we're in fora ride that we've never experienced before.
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Alyssa and Centennial kind of I toldshe was saying before the break that Kamala
is not going to be the nominee. We disagreed on that. But the
question Alyssa I left on the tablewas, since the Democratic Party revolves around
there deeply devoted to the opposite ofdoctor King's belief. Doctor King was all
about merit, not color of skin. Democratic Party is based on your identity.
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How do they get rid of KamalaHarris and still stay intact or I
can't say stay intact? How dothey get intact if they get rid of
Kamala? I think that they aregoing to appease Kamala by getting Biden to
resign his office, and she willforever be the first female president of the
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United States, and then she givesit up. Yes, yeah, and
how does that come to be?Deal? Yeah? Well, I think
that they're going to nominate somebody elsefirst to be the nominee, and then
I think it'll be another month orso after that that he resigns for whatever
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reason, health or whatever reason.But I think that they've got that up
their sleeve. Okay, well,he appreciate the call. Yeah, I
didn't mean to cut you off.Go ahead, No, No, it's
fine, Yeah, No, Iappreciate the call. Listen, these are
such uncharted waters. None of uscan know for sure. Right America's never
been through this. The only thingwe can know for sure is what I've
been telling you for a year anda half. Biden will not be the
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nominee. The end now is veryvery close. So so let's just brace
ourselves for something that's going to besomething we have to navigate, something we
haven't seen before. We've had Trumpin this very strong position, and we've
all become very excited about that forgood reason. He'd have a tremendous second
term, like it a great firstterm. But he's been in this very
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strong position against a very weak opponent, and now he's going to be up
against somebody who in the beginning isgoing to look a lot more appealing than
Joe Biden. And then the challengewill be on Trump and the rest of
us to reveal who this Democrat reallyis. I want to work on the
framing of this, Dan, becauseI agree with something David Axelrodger just said,
and I think he's an honest brokerand a straight shooter, is at
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least from the left in his perspective, and that is this is not as
easy as it looks. There's riskassociated with either move. Staying with Biden.
Yeah, that's a risk, Dan. I think you're really under selling
how difficult we are under four monthsto go for any new candidate to parachute
in to develop a ground, gaina campaign, to do the fundraising,
to get the name recognition, toget all these things on. There's a
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reason why presidential campaigns are not threeand a half months long, Dan,
and I think there is an inherentrisk for the Democrats to sub anybody in
and assume that it's going to beany better than they've got with Joe Biden,
who is an admittedly bad option.It could be worse. It could
get worse. There's an inherent riskin you or I walking into the bathroom
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down the Hall's said to Mika thisMonday, But there is. And what
I'm saying is there's also a potentialtremendous upside for the Democrat because none of
these Democrats can withstand true scrutiny,right because who they really are, what
they really stand for, what theywould do to this nation is so awful
on a policy level, they maybenefit greatly from a very fast race where
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they aren't exposed to all of that. In terms of the money, come
on the left, Prince it Man. The left has all the money they're
ever going to need, and theyhave the media. They have the media
which is worth billions in terms ofexposures. So they're going to be unfortunately
fine on that front. But Ithink it's going to bring out the very
best in pre in Trump, becausethat's what it's gonna take. On the
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money, though, Dan, youknow that if if it's not Kamala Harris
is the alternative, it's a thirdperson. They cannot transfer the money helmuch.
It's one hundred million or more dollars. But no, it's meanless.
You think people have written those bigchecks that just had that jettisoned out the
door. They can't. It's forthey can't use that money. They're just
gonna write new checks of course,because they don't have it for that money.
They have so much money it doesn'tmatter. And here's what they're gonna
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do, Ryan, They're gonna dothe calculation of Okay, how much is
it gonna cost us if we don'tright these lefties? How much is it
gonna cost us if we don't givethis demnominee what they need? If money
is no object, then why don'tthey just write checks right now for double
what they already gave? If it'sno objects if they're about to do because
right now, Ryan Biden was alwaysgoing to have all the money he needed.
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Right He's always gonna have all themoney he needed. And I think
there's been real doubt because listen,these are there are unfore you a lot
of smart people who do dumb things. I call him smorns on the left,
But they're smart people, and they'vebeen able to see what we've been
able to see, and they've beenable to see that Hey, there's a
real decent chance Joe Biden won't bethe nominee, so you've probably got a
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lot of people who haven't written asmuch as they otherwise would. But the
Left is going to have plenty ofmoney unfortunately. Rozzio in Denver, you're
on the Dan Kaplis Show. Welcome. Yes, the reason Michael Bennett is
saying but decided to turn was becausehe's wedding his diaver and the fact that
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he and other Democrats are on theverge possibly losing their seats, you know,
Harvick and is maintaining the House andmaybe even picking up the Senate,
and the fact that Biden is refusingto step down his advisors. The only
ones that he's listening to right nowis doctor Jill and Hunter Biden, and
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I feel that they're not going tobe pushed into making him resign his commission,
and if they do it, it'llbe too little, too late,
and it'll be Kamala Harris, whichhelped me, will guarantee almost guarantee a
win for Trump. Yeah, Hey, Rossie, appreciate that point. A
couple of things there. You're rightabout the influence of Joe Biden and all
that, But in the end,Hunter controls because only Hunter can destroy Joe
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Biden. And that's my belief.Hunter could walk into a prosecutor's office,
a book publisher, a TV studio, and he could destroy Joe Biden because
who was out there collecting all thismoney that went into all these LLCs,
etc. When as far as Ican see, all they had to sell
was access to Joe Biden. Thatwas Hunter Biden. So that's why,
And I think my belief has beenconfirmed by the NBC reporting that Hunter Biden
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now operates out of the White Housesas Biden's gatekeeper. Yeah, so Hunter
Biden is won really in control andthe ultimate protection for Hunter Biden, protection
from going to jail and money,Right, Hunter Biden loves money, he
wants money. Look at this Bidenfamily, look at the obsession with money,
and so yeah, Hunter's best ticketto money and freedom is his father
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getting a second term. He's notgoing to want to give that up easily.
You're right about that, and Jillobviously doesn't want to give up all
the perks. But neither of themare going to be able to stop what's
unfolding right now. Lance and Evergreen, You're on the Dan Capliss Show.
Welcome. Hang in there, Lance. I want to make sure you have
enough time. We have a tremendoustext coming in as well as we should.
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This is a moment in history unlikeany we've experienced. And when we
come back, my new parody song, hang On Joey to the tune hang
On Sloopy, we'll play that againbecause each and every day Biden hangs in
there helps Donald Trump, helps theright. But he won't be able to
hang in there much longer. You'reon the Dan Capless Show and now back
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to the Dankaplass Show podcast, andwe're on kind of a parody theme today
because I've authored my first parody song, which i'll play for you now.
Everybody on the line, we'll getto you shortly to hang on Sloopy.
It's hang On Joey, And asyou can tell from the lyrics, I
want Biden to hang in there aslong as possible because it damages the left
so badly every single day and willhelp us win. Joey Zolley had Zoey
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Zoey had. Joey lives in avery nice part of town, themo France
or to put Joey down, Joey, I don't care what your brain don't
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do, because I just want allof the Democrats suit. That's what Joey,
Joey. So, Joey, letyour numbers fall down as low as
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say Kenny. Joey, let yournumbers also though you'll behind Kennedy. Hang
on, Joey, you got theidea, You got the idea. That's
what we need. Unfortunately, hewon't be able to hang in there much
longer. The end is very neareight five five four zero five A two
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five five text an five seven seventhree nine As we visit beautiful evergreen color
an at Lance, you're on thedan Kaplas Show. Welcome, damn thanks
Hey. Last week I called inand gave you grief about how you will
for traying Michelle Obama, and Iwant to say thank you for how you've
been doing it this week. Ireally appreciate. Thank you. What changed
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well, you're not venerating or Idon't think I ever did well. I
wasn't the only caller that day.Okay, okay, well, thank you
for the compliment. Thank you forthe compliment. But but I want to
let you know if she gets inthe race, if Michelle is their nominee,
which is still a very real possibility. Where do you think the first
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set of polls come in, Well, the first set of Paul was going
to have her way high up there. You know, the issue's going to
be Saint Michelle, and you knowthey're just going to present her as the
savior of our country from Donald Trump. Whoever gets the nomination, they'll do
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that with. Oh, you're right, whoever the Left nominates now is going
to be portrayed that way. Soor right about that? Hey you had
something else, my friend, Well, I liked your parody. And it's
funny because about an hour ago Iwas out cutting some weeds and a parody
idea came to me. I can'tcome through, but did you want to
hear it? Yes? Oh I'mI'm Joe Biden. Come curm right pole
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down, breaking up. He keepme down, hurtfull right down, breaking
up, begin here, keeping medown. That's all I got. Well,
thank you, lend that makes myday. Appreciate it. I love
it. I think that could work, and I've got that'll be the song
we come back with the next hour. Tub Thumping by Chumbawamba. You know,
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as some commentator on the left madea great point when when Biden gets
up there and says, hey,when I get knocked down, I get
back up. Their point was youdidn't get knocked down. You could not
stand up from the beginning. You'rephysically incapable of standing up. So that
that's the big difference here. Listen. I think Trump did some very good
things in the debate, but butthere was a big me ko there with
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Biden, and that's one of thereasons he's gone. If you've just joined
us now, the big news todayis George Clooney coming out and sat Biden
must go. He must not bethe nominee. That is the end.
That is the end right there.And I know that seems a little superficial
and silly, but that's the realitywithin the Democratic Party. George Clooney coming
out, he's done. Chris,he's there. Chris you sound worked up?
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Hi? Hi, Chris you well, I'm living the dream? How
are you? Chris? Good?Hey? Uh? It's kind of funny
because yesterday I got uh given theChris Shooling uh, Ryan's feather deal and
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then jet off immediately. So whereverI guess, I'm I'm Ryan's. They're
from a different mother. Love itokay, Well, we love that,
Chris. Lines are jim my friend. I don't want to cut you off
anything else you want to add.And you're you're one of many who just
adore Ryan and Yah and you haveyour candles lit and your pictures on the
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wall. Yesterday, yesterday you hada hide beyond And not only is she
beautiful to the brain, uh,she's very pretty to be hides as well.
But one of the things that shewas talking about was not talking about
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everything. And when you started theshow, you said, you know what,
today I want to talk about thingsthat aren't me, that that that
that aren't true, and and andwhat you're you're spot on while you're exactly
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on uh the Buck Island. Idon't know if he listen to the show,
but he's been selling property on BuckIsland sand Biden. But what I
would like to ask you is,what's a great one Russia Rush and Bah
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would be saying about all this orwhat a great question? Chris, Thank
you for that. We'll open withthat on the other side when we come
back, big, big questions foryou. Why is Michael Bennett leading on
this? It's the opposite of whathe normally does We know it's now over
for Biden. How soon will theend come? You're on the Dan Kaplo Show.
This is Dan Caples and welcome totoday's online podcast edition of The Dan Caplis
Show. Please be sure to giveus a five star rating if you'd be
so kind, and to subscribe,download and listen to the show every single
day on your favorite podcast platform.It reminds me of the toast I gave
to my wife at our wedding reception, which was thirty years ago, last
(00:21):
WENSDA. And so my toast was, and I'll give you the short version
that Amy is like a sunset,and just when you think it can't get
any more beautiful, it does,right, And everybody has that experience with
sunsets. And it was more elaborate, and I drew it out and had
some examples. It was pretty cool. But this right now, Yeah,
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just when you think it can't beany more fun, there's some new development,
there's some new fracture, there's somenew implosion in a different corner of
the left. As there should be, right, this should be like was
it Star Wars one or two orwhatever when the deaths starre imploded. That
that's what this should be like,right Because the left, I'm not talking
about Democrats, but the left isso bad for this nation, and they
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live on lies. Lies are attheir core, and right now they're just
being exposed. Every part of theLeft is being exposed right now, and
so they're just cannibalizing themselves and it'ssuch a beautiful thing to watch. Now.
What we have to hope for,together, what we have to hope
for, is that Biden hangs inthere longer, right, just hangs in
(01:30):
there longer. We know he's notgoing to be around long. We know
he's not going to be the nominee. I've been telling you that for a
year and a half. But everyday he can hang in there now makes
it worse and worse for the left. And someday soon they'll have their new
nominee, and at that point,their new nominee will surge in the polls
and then they'll be all sorts ofwailing and ashing of teeth and craziness and
(01:53):
then then it's on right. Butfor now, for now, let's just
enjoy every day and hope there aremore and more days of Biden desperately clinging
to power. I should say Biden'splural, right, because we've talked on
the show about the obvious role ofhunter Biden and the fact, Joe Biden
has to do what Hunter Biden saysto do, right. I mean Hunter
could walk into I believe, aprosecutor's office, a TV studio, a
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book publisher and destroy Joe in aninstant because because obviously Hunter and Joe we're
working together on all of this andall of these many many many millions generated
to sell what what do they haveto sell other than access to Joe?
So Hunters in that power position.You can bet Hunter knows his best defense
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and his best meal take it isJoe staying in the White House. So
he's not going to want to givethis up easy eight y five four zero
five A two five five text dan five seven seven three nine will clear
those phone lines and open it upfor everybody, because I'm sure you have
a lot that you want to betalking about, including Michael Bennett, and
I want to come out of thechoot with that as well. Now,
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one thing, though, I ama little bit concerned about this show becoming
kind of redundant. So I justwant to put a ground rule in place
right now, respectfully, and thatis, let's not spend the whole show
with Hey, Dan, you wereright, Okay, let's just not do
that because all the abuse I've takenover all these years and all these months
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of just saying, well, let'snot even talk about Biden's a nominee.
Remember, Ryan, I'd banned it. I banned any discussion on this show
that was based on a premise thatJoe Biden was going to be the nominee
because clearly he is not going tobe. But even now there are people
who want to claim, oh,no, he's going to hang on.
And the question we would get allthe time, Ryan, is and you
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would post it to me, youknow, Dan, how are we going
to get by out? How dothey get Biden out? They can't get
Biden out. He's a nominee.He won the delegates. If he wants
to stay, he gets to stay. And kept saying no, no,
no, they got a million waysto get him out. And the fun
thing now is that you get tosee all those different ways unfolding. And
today, I mean, it unofficiallyended today. Right as soon as George
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Clooney came out and said Biden wasdone. He's done. I mean,
you know, because it's not justabout George Clooney. He's done. And
that's one thing I talked about beforeyou know, the donors will run him
out. And with Clooney you getthat combination of the money, which matters,
right, but not only the money, but you get the get the
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swag, that the prestige of Hollywoodturning on him. So he's done now,
it's only a matter of time.But let's hope he hangs on.
Speaking of which, Speaking of which, this has inspired me, do you
remember the song hang On Sloopy?I know Ryan does, because Ryan knows
every subject played it within the lastweek. I know that you did because
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it comes to mind right as wetalk about we need Biden to hang on.
So as I was thinking about asa guy who wants to see Trump
win, and not just Trump win, I want to see the Democrats wiped
out up and down the ticket.I want to see Republicans win up and
down the ticket, the song cameto mind, hang On Sloopy, because
I'm thinking, hang on, Joey, even if it's just another week,
hang on. The longer you clingto power, the better for Trump,
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the better for every conservative candidate.So I thought, hey, it's time
to author my first parody song.So I went ahead and did that,
and what you're about to hear isto hang On Sloopy, and some in
the audience probably too young for it. Others but you'll like it instantly because
it's a great tune. But thisis a parody of the song hang On
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Sloopy called Hang On Joey, andthe gist of it is hang on Man.
So Republicans can win, Trump canwin. Just hang in there,
Joey, Joey, hang up.Joey lives in a very nice part of
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town. Crass want to put Joeydown, Joey. I don't care what
your break. Don't do because Ijust walked all of the Democrat suits.
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That's why I said, Joey.Joey had up. Joey, So all
the downs, so we let yournumbers fall down as low as sake can
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be. You really like to showme to numbers? Also, lo,
you're behind Kennedy. Hang on,Joey, come on, come on you
hang on Joey, come on,come on, We'll come up. Joey.
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Be down, be down, We'llcome jell big, be down down.
Feel so said, make it fakeit, fake it, jolly sick,
make it fake it, fake it. Tim's big. Joey Joey hang
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up, boom said boy Joey,Joey, hang on, that's not bad.
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I think I got a new hobbynow, songwriting, right you and
Weardel, Yeah, yeah, we'redan. I know we'll find some other
way. We'll land some other way. Yeah. Yeah. So no,
that's I'm really glad, really gladthat turned out so well. So we
will play it throughout the show.Obviously we enjoy it, and it's so
(08:33):
true, right we need Biden tohang in there. But big question today,
why did Michael Bennett do it?We were just talking on the show
yesterday about how we have these ghostsenators and they hide under their desks.
They always have Hick and Luper andBennett. So why did Bennett come out
and do this? Come out lastnight, big national news and and you
know, first US senator to publiclysay no, Biden can't win. So
(08:58):
play that song we can because it'sso much fun. But I've got my
own theory. But dying to hearyours eight five five for zero five eight
two five five text d A Nfive seven seven three nine. Why do
you think Michael Bennett came out firstamong the senators? What's in it?
For him. And now that weknow that Biden is done done, it's
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just a matter of time, whetherit's minutes or days or a couple of
weeks, When do you think it'sgoing to be? And who do you
think their nominee will be? Hereon the Dan Capla Show and now back
to the Dan Kaplas Show podcast.I love this whole world of parity songs.
I always said have this is thefirst one I've ever written. I've
had him in my head, butI'm proud of this one called hang On
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Joey, to Hang On Sloopy.We've played it earlier, We'll played again
the Justice Joe Biden, please hangin there as long as you can,
because every day you hang in there, better chance Trump wins big and takes
more Republicans with him. So Biden'snumber is very houred at this point as
as nominee obviously, But big questionfor you you is why did Michael Bennett
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lead on this? Michael Bennett doesn'tlead on anything, so why did he
decide to lead on this and bethe first senator out to say not just
that hey, Trump's going to win, you may win in a landslide and
wipe out the Dems all the waydown. Why do you think Bennett did
this? Why do you think hecan't win a November. I just think
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this race is on a trajectory thatis very worrisome if you care about the
future of this country. Joe Bidenwas nine points up at this time.
At the last time he was running, Hillary Clinton was five points up.
This is the first time in morethan twenty years that a Republican president has
been up in this part of thecampaign. Donald Trump is on track,
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I think to win the selection andmaybe win it by a landslide and take
with him the Senate and the House. Wow. I mean, you know,
hey, Bennett's never let on anything. B You can never understand him.
He usually sounds like he's got marblesin his mouth, but he was
very articulate there. So what doyou think this is all about? What's
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his play? Here? Eight fivefive for zero five A two five five
the number text d A N fiveseven seven three nine. You'll be shocked
to hear. I have my owntheory on this, but would really like
to hear yours. Eight five fivefor zero five A two five five.
Let's go to beautiful Mead, Colorado. We'll start with Tom Today. You're
on the Dan Kapla Show. Welcome, Hi Dan, how are you?
(11:30):
I'm living the dream? Still?Thank you? Still? Okay? So
what's going to happen is they're goingto enter Gavin Newsom from California, the
disaster governor. The guy is completelyright. That's what's going to happen.
And then Kamala is going to goquietly into the good night, which she
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might, which she might, butdepending upon what arrangements are made. Yeah,
I just think it's going to beGavin Newsom. And and is he
gonna win? We're in trouble.Yes, he will win again, you
know because I think, you know, Dan, I've got a pretty negative
view of the American electorate. Youknow, they're just kind of like babid,
(12:13):
not very bright, and they'll payno attention. And they see this
handsome, very presidential looking guy,and you know, he met with she
over in California keeping China last year. He's setting himself up for this.
Yeah, and I got a feelinghe's gonna win. He's very articulate and
(12:33):
charismatic, and you know the dumbasses will level for him. Excuse my
language. That's what's gonna happen.Yeah, Tom, appreciate the call on
that. I want to get everybodyin on this, but listen, it'll
be fascinating to see, right,We've never experienced this before in our young
lives, but it's going to befascinating to see where this starts in the
polls, and we all know whatmatters is where it ends. I'd be
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betting you a big probably the biggesttake in town. I'd be betting that
whoever the DEM is surges in thebeginning, and we know it's going to
be one of a limited number,right, And we're just assuming for the
sake of this conversation that it's notMichelle Obama, because if it's Michelle Obama,
it's a whole different analysis. Ifit's Michelle Obama, the first polls
out, I think are going toshow her with a five to ten point
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lead, But but Trump would hipaway over time. Any of the other
Dems, I think that a lotof the early polling is going to show
them with a lead, probably inthe three to five point range would be
my guess, and then it's justa matter of it coming down over time
as people get educated about who thesereally are. But in the beginning,
you're going to see a big sugarhigh for whoever the dem is, because,
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let's face it, Donald Trump isvery polarizing in large part because he's
been willing to do so many importantthings. And throughout the course of human
history, all of your greatest figureswho've been willing to stand up and do
what needs to be done have beenconsidered very polarizing figures because they're willing to
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do what needs to be done.Because of that, you got so many
people who just want to vote againstTrump. But you know Biden is is
and Hillary Clinton before. That's suchunacceptable choices that that is I think tamped
down Democrats support. But in thebeginning, I'm talking about two different phases.
The beginning, whenever we learn whothe new nominee is and the VP,
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you can count on them being aheadin the polse got to push back
on your numbers initially, and ofcourse, for the record, I'm still
in what you would consider the neanderthalcamp that believes Joe Biden stay on the
top. If you do not believethat I do. You couldn't even say
with a straight face, need awebcam in the studio and on you for
the record and for all listeners outthere, Joe Biden remains in this ticket,
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and there's a lot of reasons why. But if he doesn't, the
polling dan suggests that you're entirely wrong. Every other candidate that's been proposed in
very reputable polling services does worse thanJoe Biden, not better. And I
don't know where you're getting this.It's gonna swing six points or more.
Trump has a three point team inthe average of polls. Right now,
you're saying it's gonna go six pointsor more the other way, three to
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five points for whoever they plug in. Who is this miraculous candidate? Is
something going to change the entire trajectoryof a race with four months ago?
Could be? It could be anybodywho can fog up a mirror, right
because what you got with Biden rightnow, Biden's level of hold on.
You're saying that Trump's support is goingto evaporate. Nice six points, My
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brother, my brother, Please don'tno, I think you're underestimating Trump's strength
in this campaign. I am not, because I'm talking in two phases,
and there are two different phases here. There's what happens in the beginning when
you're gonna have two things happen.You're gonna have a lot of Democrats who
have not been supportive of Biden forobvious reasons, right, they want somebody
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living, they've not been supportive ofBiden. You're gonna have a lot of
young Democrats who all of a sudden, you know, swing to Poured whoever
the GOP nominee is, because guesswhat, compared to Biden, they're going
to look like the most alive,vibrant, intelligent, young They're all going
to look like young JFK's right,So you're gonna have that swing. You're
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gonna have some independence, you know, for the same reasons, swing toward
the dem Initially, then over timeand I'm not talking about Trump's core support
being eroded at all. I'm talkingabout over time, then people get to
learn more about who the DEM nomineereally is and what they really stand for
and what they would do to thiscountry, and then support for the DEM
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nominee is going to erode. Andby the time we get to election day,
then it's either going to be atoss up in the polls or Trump's
going to be slightly ahead. Butthere is no doubt in my mind whoever
this DEM is, they're going tobe ahead when this thing starts. Alyssa
in Centennial. You're on the DanKaplis Show. Welcome, Hi, Dan.
I don't know who the nominee isgonna be, but I know it
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won't be Kamala. But I doyou know that because she is so unpopular
and really doesn't have two brain cellsrub together. I hate to say that,
but first to lista can I takethat on and I won't cut you
off, but let's take it pointby point. Kamala Harris is much more
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intelligent than we have seen now.She is so extremely far left that she
would be a horrific candidate, andthere's a reason she didn't even make it
to Iowa in the DEM primaries.But for us to pretend that she's an
absolute dummy, I think is atactical mistake because she isn't. She will
be a much better presidential candidate nowthan we've seen in the past. I
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submit to you, but let meask you this, Alissa, this modern
Democratic Party, and you're more thanwelcome to stay this modern Democratic Party,
which is so absolutely devoted and committedto identity politics, where the color that
God made you is more important thanthe content of your character or your ability.
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That is their core principle. Howdo they get rid of kamala?
I'd love a listener's thoughts on thatand yours. As the end nears for
Joe Biden politically, you're on theDan Caplas Show. You're listening to the
Dan Caplis Show podcast. David Axelrodon CNN, reading from George Clooney.
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Look, I think there's merit toit. You know, sometimes this is
all a matter of risk assessment.There's risk associated with everything. The question
is whether the risk of the statusquo eclipses the risk of trying something else.
And I think we've reached the pointwhere many have come to that conclusion.
But the thing about the piece Stannathat I felt was particularly impactful was
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Clooney, who just hosted a fundraiser, major fundraiser for the president a few
weeks ago in California, said youcan't win the battle against time. None
of us can, of s depstadingto say, but Joe Biden, Joe
Biden, I was with free He'sgot The fundraiser was not the Joe Biden
of twenty ten. He wasn't eventhe Joe Biden of twenty twenty. He
was the same. And we allwitnessed at the debate that is devastating.
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That's devastating. Yeah, and that'sit, and it's what people fear.
Well, it's over. And foreverybody who asked, and it was a
fair question for everybody who asked meall along, and I said, Biden
is not going to be the nominee, Well, how are they going to
get him out? I said,they got a hundred different ways to get
him out? And this is exhibitA. He's done. He is done.
It's only a matter of time.Now, let's hope he hangs on
a while so that it gets worsefor the dam Subjectively, you're right,
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But Dan, I go back tothis question, like we have a Chuck
Toddcott that said two years ago,this age said, this version of Joe
Biden can't run, and we don'thear about it until today. About George
Clooney at this fundraiser, if hesaw what he saw, why didn't he
say something then to replace Joe bidexactly, And that's why I'm telling people,
as we go back to a list, who's held to the break.
That's why I'm telling people, listen, embrace yourselves. You've got to be
(19:55):
clear eyed. We've got to berealistic that the dem nominee, whoever he
or she is, and there youknow their VP, they are likely to
lead in the polls in the beginning, and then that lead is going to
erode or disappear as it gets revealedwho they really are and what they really
stand for. But we're in fora ride that we've never experienced before.
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Alyssa and Centennial kind of I toldshe was saying before the break that Kamala
is not going to be the nominee. We disagreed on that. But the
question Alyssa I left on the tablewas, since the Democratic Party revolves around
there deeply devoted to the opposite ofdoctor King's belief. Doctor King was all
about merit, not color of skin. Democratic Party is based on your identity.
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How do they get rid of KamalaHarris and still stay intact or I
can't say stay intact? How dothey get intact if they get rid of
Kamala? I think that they aregoing to appease Kamala by getting Biden to
resign his office, and she willforever be the first female president of the
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United States, and then she givesit up. Yes, yeah, and
how does that come to be?Deal? Yeah? Well, I think
that they're going to nominate somebody elsefirst to be the nominee, and then
I think it'll be another month orso after that that he resigns for whatever
(21:29):
reason, health or whatever reason.But I think that they've got that up
their sleeve. Okay, well,he appreciate the call. Yeah, I
didn't mean to cut you off.Go ahead, No, No, it's
fine, Yeah, No, Iappreciate the call. Listen, these are
such uncharted waters. None of uscan know for sure. Right America's never
been through this. The only thingwe can know for sure is what I've
been telling you for a year anda half. Biden will not be the
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nominee. The end now is veryvery close. So so let's just brace
ourselves for something that's going to besomething we have to navigate, something we
haven't seen before. We've had Trumpin this very strong position, and we've
all become very excited about that forgood reason. He'd have a tremendous second
term, like it a great firstterm. But he's been in this very
(22:14):
strong position against a very weak opponent, and now he's going to be up
against somebody who in the beginning isgoing to look a lot more appealing than
Joe Biden. And then the challengewill be on Trump and the rest of
us to reveal who this Democrat reallyis. I want to work on the
framing of this, Dan, becauseI agree with something David Axelrodger just said,
and I think he's an honest brokerand a straight shooter, is at
(22:36):
least from the left in his perspective, and that is this is not as
easy as it looks. There's riskassociated with either move. Staying with Biden.
Yeah, that's a risk, Dan. I think you're really under selling
how difficult we are under four monthsto go for any new candidate to parachute
in to develop a ground, gaina campaign, to do the fundraising,
to get the name recognition, toget all these things on. There's a
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reason why presidential campaigns are not threeand a half months long, Dan,
and I think there is an inherentrisk for the Democrats to sub anybody in
and assume that it's going to beany better than they've got with Joe Biden,
who is an admittedly bad option.It could be worse. It could
get worse. There's an inherent riskin you or I walking into the bathroom
(23:17):
down the Hall's said to Mika thisMonday, But there is. And what
I'm saying is there's also a potentialtremendous upside for the Democrat because none of
these Democrats can withstand true scrutiny,right because who they really are, what
they really stand for, what theywould do to this nation is so awful
on a policy level, they maybenefit greatly from a very fast race where
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they aren't exposed to all of that. In terms of the money, come
on the left, Prince it Man. The left has all the money they're
ever going to need, and theyhave the media. They have the media
which is worth billions in terms ofexposures. So they're going to be unfortunately
fine on that front. But Ithink it's going to bring out the very
best in pre in Trump, becausethat's what it's gonna take. On the
(24:02):
money, though, Dan, youknow that if if it's not Kamala Harris
is the alternative, it's a thirdperson. They cannot transfer the money helmuch.
It's one hundred million or more dollars. But no, it's meanless.
You think people have written those bigchecks that just had that jettisoned out the
door. They can't. It's forthey can't use that money. They're just
gonna write new checks of course,because they don't have it for that money.
They have so much money it doesn'tmatter. And here's what they're gonna
(24:25):
do, Ryan, They're gonna dothe calculation of Okay, how much is
it gonna cost us if we don'tright these lefties? How much is it
gonna cost us if we don't givethis demnominee what they need? If money
is no object, then why don'tthey just write checks right now for double
what they already gave? If it'sno objects if they're about to do because
right now, Ryan Biden was alwaysgoing to have all the money he needed.
(24:48):
Right He's always gonna have all themoney he needed. And I think
there's been real doubt because listen,these are there are unfore you a lot
of smart people who do dumb things. I call him smorns on the left,
But they're smart people, and they'vebeen able to see what we've been
able to see, and they've beenable to see that Hey, there's a
real decent chance Joe Biden won't bethe nominee, so you've probably got a
(25:11):
lot of people who haven't written asmuch as they otherwise would. But the
Left is going to have plenty ofmoney unfortunately. Rozzio in Denver, you're
on the Dan Kaplis Show. Welcome. Yes, the reason Michael Bennett is
saying but decided to turn was becausehe's wedding his diaver and the fact that
(25:32):
he and other Democrats are on theverge possibly losing their seats, you know,
Harvick and is maintaining the House andmaybe even picking up the Senate,
and the fact that Biden is refusingto step down his advisors. The only
ones that he's listening to right nowis doctor Jill and Hunter Biden, and
(25:52):
I feel that they're not going tobe pushed into making him resign his commission,
and if they do it, it'llbe too little, too late,
and it'll be Kamala Harris, whichhelped me, will guarantee almost guarantee a
win for Trump. Yeah, Hey, Rossie, appreciate that point. A
couple of things there. You're rightabout the influence of Joe Biden and all
that, But in the end,Hunter controls because only Hunter can destroy Joe
(26:17):
Biden. And that's my belief.Hunter could walk into a prosecutor's office,
a book publisher, a TV studio, and he could destroy Joe Biden because
who was out there collecting all thismoney that went into all these LLCs,
etc. When as far as Ican see, all they had to sell
was access to Joe Biden. Thatwas Hunter Biden. So that's why,
And I think my belief has beenconfirmed by the NBC reporting that Hunter Biden
(26:41):
now operates out of the White Housesas Biden's gatekeeper. Yeah, so Hunter
Biden is won really in control andthe ultimate protection for Hunter Biden, protection
from going to jail and money,Right, Hunter Biden loves money, he
wants money. Look at this Bidenfamily, look at the obsession with money,
and so yeah, Hunter's best ticketto money and freedom is his father
(27:03):
getting a second term. He's notgoing to want to give that up easily.
You're right about that, and Jillobviously doesn't want to give up all
the perks. But neither of themare going to be able to stop what's
unfolding right now. Lance and Evergreen, You're on the Dan Capliss Show.
Welcome. Hang in there, Lance. I want to make sure you have
enough time. We have a tremendoustext coming in as well as we should.
(27:23):
This is a moment in history unlikeany we've experienced. And when we
come back, my new parody song, hang On Joey to the tune hang
On Sloopy, we'll play that againbecause each and every day Biden hangs in
there helps Donald Trump, helps theright. But he won't be able to
hang in there much longer. You'reon the Dan Capless Show and now back
(27:44):
to the Dankaplass Show podcast, andwe're on kind of a parody theme today
because I've authored my first parody song, which i'll play for you now.
Everybody on the line, we'll getto you shortly to hang on Sloopy.
It's hang On Joey, And asyou can tell from the lyrics, I
want Biden to hang in there aslong as possible because it damages the left
so badly every single day and willhelp us win. Joey Zolley had Zoey
(28:23):
Zoey had. Joey lives in avery nice part of town, themo France
or to put Joey down, Joey, I don't care what your brain don't
(28:49):
do, because I just want allof the Democrats suit. That's what Joey,
Joey. So, Joey, letyour numbers fall down as low as
(29:22):
say Kenny. Joey, let yournumbers also though you'll behind Kennedy. Hang
on, Joey, you got theidea, You got the idea. That's
what we need. Unfortunately, hewon't be able to hang in there much
longer. The end is very neareight five five four zero five A two
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five five text an five seven seventhree nine As we visit beautiful evergreen color
an at Lance, you're on thedan Kaplas Show. Welcome, damn thanks
Hey. Last week I called inand gave you grief about how you will
for traying Michelle Obama, and Iwant to say thank you for how you've
been doing it this week. Ireally appreciate. Thank you. What changed
(30:10):
well, you're not venerating or Idon't think I ever did well. I
wasn't the only caller that day.Okay, okay, well, thank you
for the compliment. Thank you forthe compliment. But but I want to
let you know if she gets inthe race, if Michelle is their nominee,
which is still a very real possibility. Where do you think the first
(30:32):
set of polls come in, Well, the first set of Paul was going
to have her way high up there. You know, the issue's going to
be Saint Michelle, and you knowthey're just going to present her as the
savior of our country from Donald Trump. Whoever gets the nomination, they'll do
(30:53):
that with. Oh, you're right, whoever the Left nominates now is going
to be portrayed that way. Soor right about that? Hey you had
something else, my friend, Well, I liked your parody. And it's
funny because about an hour ago Iwas out cutting some weeds and a parody
idea came to me. I can'tcome through, but did you want to
hear it? Yes? Oh I'mI'm Joe Biden. Come curm right pole
(31:19):
down, breaking up. He keepme down, hurtfull right down, breaking
up, begin here, keeping medown. That's all I got. Well,
thank you, lend that makes myday. Appreciate it. I love
it. I think that could work, and I've got that'll be the song
we come back with the next hour. Tub Thumping by Chumbawamba. You know,
(31:42):
as some commentator on the left madea great point when when Biden gets
up there and says, hey,when I get knocked down, I get
back up. Their point was youdidn't get knocked down. You could not
stand up from the beginning. You'rephysically incapable of standing up. So that
that's the big difference here. Listen. I think Trump did some very good
things in the debate, but butthere was a big me ko there with
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Biden, and that's one of thereasons he's gone. If you've just joined
us now, the big news todayis George Clooney coming out and sat Biden
must go. He must not bethe nominee. That is the end.
That is the end right there.And I know that seems a little superficial
and silly, but that's the realitywithin the Democratic Party. George Clooney coming
out, he's done. Chris,he's there. Chris you sound worked up?
(32:30):
Hi? Hi, Chris you well, I'm living the dream? How
are you? Chris? Good?Hey? Uh? It's kind of funny
because yesterday I got uh given theChris Shooling uh, Ryan's feather deal and
(32:52):
then jet off immediately. So whereverI guess, I'm I'm Ryan's. They're
from a different mother. Love itokay, Well, we love that,
Chris. Lines are jim my friend. I don't want to cut you off
anything else you want to add.And you're you're one of many who just
adore Ryan and Yah and you haveyour candles lit and your pictures on the
(33:14):
wall. Yesterday, yesterday you hada hide beyond And not only is she
beautiful to the brain, uh,she's very pretty to be hides as well.
But one of the things that shewas talking about was not talking about
(33:36):
everything. And when you started theshow, you said, you know what,
today I want to talk about thingsthat aren't me, that that that
that aren't true, and and andwhat you're you're spot on while you're exactly
(33:57):
on uh the Buck Island. Idon't know if he listen to the show,
but he's been selling property on BuckIsland sand Biden. But what I
would like to ask you is,what's a great one Russia Rush and Bah
(34:21):
would be saying about all this orwhat a great question? Chris, Thank
you for that. We'll open withthat on the other side when we come
back, big, big questions foryou. Why is Michael Bennett leading on
this? It's the opposite of whathe normally does We know it's now over
for Biden. How soon will theend come? You're on the Dan Kaplo Show.
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