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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was gonna have Dragon come in with some music
by the Doors, because apparently you have a problem with
the Doors.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
You know that big got me in trouble. I remember.
It was a bit about how part.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Of the process of growing up is realizing that The
Doors were a crappy band, and I haven't told that
joke in a long time. But I got a lot
of sternly worded email from hippies around the country saying
I will no longer be attending I will no longer
be attending Mosh's shows.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I hope you've come back at this point. I do too.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And for the record, the Doors are an awesome band,
but I never cut I never got to see them.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's what I mean by make fun of everything. People.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, people always assume if you make some fun of
something and you hate that something not that could be
further from the truth. The things I truly hate I
don't really talk about.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Don't even give them any give me any attention. Okay,
so let's do a few quick things here. First, tell
us a little bit about your wife, who, Folks who
are listening to this probably nowhere.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, Wanda Sykes, you're a great lady.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No, my wife is awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Natasha Leazueiro, the one of the queens of the Roast,
one of the most funny women in a man Erica.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm a lucky man. I'm a happy man. In fact,
I'm so lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We put a clip of our podcast up the other
day and one of the comments I wouldn't say I appreciated.
We do a podcast called The Endless Honeymoon Podcast where
we do live relationship advice. People call in with their
love issues and this person goes, damn, she fine, what
a lucky dork. I think that's me. I think I'm
(01:24):
the lucky dork. And you know what, I don't appreciate
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But he's right. No, I'm not lucky. She's lucky. We're lucky.
We're both lucky, and I'm not a dork.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Shoe silence for radio too, if the shoe fits Mysha.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
We're talking with Kasher.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We're keeping a kosher with Kasher here and he's playing
tonight and tomorrow night at seven thirty and nine forty
five and Comedy Works downtown in Larimer Square. Your wife
converted to Judaism, she did yeah for you? Or was
she already kind of interested or what No, I forced her.
I forced her to do that. No, I could never
forced my wife to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Now, she doesn't seem like a pushover. No, no, not
at all.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
She converted, and you know she had She was a
Catholic schoolgirl, So I think for her, I don't mean
that in a creepy way she was, but I think
for her it was she was. Nothing wrong with Catholic, isn't,
especially if you're a Catholic in the Denver area that
wants to come to the show. But she was ready
to leave it behind and do something new. And we're
not a particularly religious family, but we're happy.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Way to go, all right, So tell us one story,
a sign language story, a sign language a deturbating story.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Now, I do a lot of CrowdWork in the show.
I want to tell people that, Okay, this wheel of
crowd work that I've been bringing on the road with me,
it's like a wheel of fortune to find.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Out what stories are in the audience.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Had a great story last night where two women were
there and they both were dating Evan and they found
out about each other. Evan was supposed to be one
of the girl's date to the show, and she broke
up with Evan and brought the other lady. So anyway,
things like that can really Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Whoever, I was last night at comedy work last and
there was another guy.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
That got shot in the head. These are the kinds
of stories that can come up. But I've got stories too.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I was a sign language and for a long time,
and I used to work on webcams for only fans,
kind of putting things on my butt and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
No, I was an.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Interpreter, and you would you would basically you wouldn't know
what the call was about. It was doing phone calls
over the internet for people in sign language, and they
would be calling.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Order a pizza or to do a job interview.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
And one time, this is the one that I tell
on stage is a little it cannot be set on
the radio, okay, but these actually I don't know if
this one can either. We'll try. I'll try to do
it right, and I won't. I'm not going to get
the FCC on your aspe okay, thank you. So they
call and this these two boys, and they're like really excited,
and I press connect because you don't find out what
the call is about until you press connect, and all
of a sudden, it's this phone sex line and it's
(03:38):
just this lady, Like, tons of hot ladies are waiting
for you right now. They're hot and bothered, waiting for you.
Press seven now. And I have to tell these guys like, hey,
I'm so sorry, like I can't press seven, like we
can't do the seven ninety five thing a minute, like
we just can't do that. And they go, oh no, no, no, no, no,
we don't want that. I go, this is a phone
sex line and I go, no, no, we don't want that.
I go, oh, thank god, this wasn't This is a
(04:00):
wrong number. They put the wrong number and they meant
to be calling Maytag repair men, but in fact they
accidentally got a phone sex They go, no, we don't
want that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I go, oh, it's good.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
They go, no, no, no, we want a woman to come
to our house and have sex with us. I go, oh,
you mean you mean a prostitute. And I go, yeah,
that that's what we want. And I had to explain
to them that, well, I did love helping the deaf community,
my days in the pamp game were long gone.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I could not arrange an escort for them.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh my gosh, there's a much better and more dirty story.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right, all right, folks, you're gonna have to go
see Mosha tonight or tomorrow night at seven thirty or
nine forty five at Comedy Works. This is the Downtown Club,
the South Club.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No, not the South Club, the Downtown Club.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, that's North at at Laramer Square. Comedyworks dot Com
for your tickets, and thanks to the generosity of mel,
I may have a pair of tickets to give away
at some point during the show if you stick around.
Mosha's pleasure to meet You're really interesting dude, kind of dude.
I'd like to get a b with at some point.
Not this weekend because I'm going away, but maybe one day.
(05:03):
And it's really good to meet you in person. And
congratulations on a happy marriage and a and a and
a young kid.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
And thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's good to meet you. Nice to meet you too,
and thanks for having me. And if I decide to relapse,
I will call you.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We'll get that beer.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh you don't even drink alcohol, nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Nothing, I'm boring, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
All right, Well, all right, I'm a tea snob, so
you come over and I'll give you some really really
no tea.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Forget it. Let's do some molly together.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I know you. You're the You're the drug dealer who
doesn't use. You'll be the only one. And by the way,
I've never touched an illegal drug in my whole life.
Now's the time to start. Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Come with me, burning Man. We'll get you. We'll get
you on the horse. That's awesome. Comedy Works dot com.
Go get your tickets to see Emosha. We'll be right back.
I was gonna have Dragon come in with some music
by the Doors, because apparently you have a problem with
the Doors.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
You know that big got me in trouble. I remember.
It was a bit about how part.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Of the process of growing up is realizing that The
Doors were a crappy band, and I haven't told that
joke in a long time. But I got a lot
of sternly worded email from hippies around the country saying
I will no longer be attending I will no longer
be attending Mosh's shows.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I hope you've come back at this point. I do too.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And for the record, the Doors are an awesome band,
but I never cut I never got to see them.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's what I mean by make fun of everything. People.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, people always assume if you make some fun of
something and you hate that something not that could be
further from the truth. The things I truly hate I
don't really talk about.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Don't even give them any give me any attention. Okay,
so let's do a few quick things here. First, tell
us a little bit about your wife, who, Folks who
are listening to this probably nowhere.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, Wanda Sykes, you're a great lady.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No, my wife is awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Natasha Leazueiro, the one of the queens of the Roast,
one of the most funny women in a man Erica.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm a lucky man. I'm a happy man. In fact,
I'm so lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We put a clip of our podcast up the other
day and one of the comments I wouldn't say I appreciated.
We do a podcast called The Endless Honeymoon Podcast where
we do live relationship advice. People call in with their
love issues and this person goes, damn, she fine, what
a lucky dork. I think that's me. I think I'm
(01:24):
the lucky dork. And you know what, I don't appreciate
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But he's right. No, I'm not lucky. She's lucky. We're lucky.
We're both lucky, and I'm not a dork.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Shoe silence for radio too, if the shoe fits Mysha.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
We're talking with Kasher.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We're keeping a kosher with Kasher here and he's playing
tonight and tomorrow night at seven thirty and nine forty
five and Comedy Works downtown in Larimer Square. Your wife
converted to Judaism, she did yeah for you? Or was
she already kind of interested or what No, I forced her.
I forced her to do that. No, I could never
forced my wife to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Now, she doesn't seem like a pushover. No, no, not
at all.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
She converted, and you know she had She was a
Catholic schoolgirl, So I think for her, I don't mean
that in a creepy way she was, but I think
for her it was she was. Nothing wrong with Catholic, isn't,
especially if you're a Catholic in the Denver area that
wants to come to the show. But she was ready
to leave it behind and do something new. And we're
not a particularly religious family, but we're happy.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Way to go, all right, So tell us one story,
a sign language story, a sign language a deturbating story.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Now, I do a lot of CrowdWork in the show.
I want to tell people that, Okay, this wheel of
crowd work that I've been bringing on the road with me,
it's like a wheel of fortune to find.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Out what stories are in the audience.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Had a great story last night where two women were
there and they both were dating Evan and they found
out about each other. Evan was supposed to be one
of the girl's date to the show, and she broke
up with Evan and brought the other lady. So anyway,
things like that can really Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Whoever, I was last night at comedy work last and
there was another guy.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
That got shot in the head. These are the kinds
of stories that can come up. But I've got stories too.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I was a sign language and for a long time,
and I used to work on webcams for only fans,
kind of putting things on my butt and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
No, I was an.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Interpreter, and you would you would basically you wouldn't know
what the call was about. It was doing phone calls
over the internet for people in sign language, and they
would be calling.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Order a pizza or to do a job interview.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
And one time, this is the one that I tell
on stage is a little it cannot be set on
the radio, okay, but these actually I don't know if
this one can either. We'll try. I'll try to do
it right, and I won't. I'm not going to get
the FCC on your aspe okay, thank you. So they
call and this these two boys, and they're like really excited,
and I press connect because you don't find out what
the call is about until you press connect, and all
of a sudden, it's this phone sex line and it's
(03:38):
just this lady, Like, tons of hot ladies are waiting
for you right now. They're hot and bothered, waiting for you.
Press seven now. And I have to tell these guys like, hey,
I'm so sorry, like I can't press seven, like we
can't do the seven ninety five thing a minute, like
we just can't do that. And they go, oh no, no, no, no, no,
we don't want that. I go, this is a phone
sex line and I go, no, no, we don't want that.
I go, oh, thank god, this wasn't This is a
(04:00):
wrong number. They put the wrong number and they meant
to be calling Maytag repair men, but in fact they
accidentally got a phone sex They go, no, we don't
want that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I go, oh, it's good.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
They go, no, no, no, we want a woman to come
to our house and have sex with us. I go, oh,
you mean you mean a prostitute. And I go, yeah,
that that's what we want. And I had to explain
to them that, well, I did love helping the deaf community,
my days in the pamp game were long gone.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I could not arrange an escort for them.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh my gosh, there's a much better and more dirty story.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right, all right, folks, you're gonna have to go
see Mosha tonight or tomorrow night at seven thirty or
nine forty five at Comedy Works. This is the Downtown Club,
the South Club.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No, not the South Club, the Downtown Club.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, that's North at at Laramer Square. Comedyworks dot Com
for your tickets, and thanks to the generosity of mel,
I may have a pair of tickets to give away
at some point during the show if you stick around.
Mosha's pleasure to meet You're really interesting dude, kind of dude.
I'd like to get a b with at some point.
Not this weekend because I'm going away, but maybe one day.
(05:03):
And it's really good to meet you in person. And
congratulations on a happy marriage and a and a and
a young kid.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
And thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's good to meet you. Nice to meet you too,
and thanks for having me. And if I decide to relapse,
I will call you.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We'll get that beer.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh you don't even drink alcohol, nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Nothing, I'm boring, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
All right, Well, all right, I'm a tea snob, so
you come over and I'll give you some really really
no tea.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Forget it. Let's do some molly together.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I know you. You're the You're the drug dealer who
doesn't use. You'll be the only one. And by the way,
I've never touched an illegal drug in my whole life.
Now's the time to start. Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Come with me, burning Man. We'll get you. We'll get
you on the horse. That's awesome. Comedy Works dot com.
Go get your tickets to see Emosha. We'll be right back.
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