Katy Perry Goes to Space

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Please really.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Wild. There must be something in the water juice.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You know, she was the biggest thing on the planet
at one point. Remember that, just like hit after hit
after hit. I think Snoop Dogg is in this one.
He does like a rap in the middle of it.
Katy Perry was just it was when my daughter, who
she's nineteen now, but my daughter when she was growing up. Man,
you know, like, what has it been, probably nine years
eight years ago right around there, and it was just

(00:38):
like boom, boom boom, all these hits, just one right
after another, and that catapulted her. And I don't know, boy,
she was easy on the eyes. From where I'm sitting,
I mean then, you know, Okay, never liked her ever, ever. Ever.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I rode on a.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Television show with a young woman who went to high
school with Katy Perry. Okay, and Kady Perry is one
of these people who was just driven, just knew like
that's I want to be a pop star, and just
it's whatever I find it there, I don't like it.
I find it soulless and horrible. And those are always

(01:16):
the most performative people, right like Katie Perry. She's went
up in the blue Origin spacecraft, the Jeff Bezos one,
and she held up.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
A little fly.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Shut shut up, shut up, you're in outer space. She
did the most annoying thing I can imagine, I can pop.
I did a video about this on on my YouTube channel,
the Loftist Party. Everybody subscribe, so it's like a million bucks, right,
Prices on this thing started like a million one point

(01:47):
subscribe one point two five.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yes, yes, sorry, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Like, yes, yes, obviously I was talking about my YouTube channel.
It's a million dollars to subscribe to my YouTube comedy,
not the rocket. They're easily confused.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I know the rocket's ninety ninety nine a month, right, right.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
So so so Bezo sends up all these chicks. It's
like a crew full of chicks. Gail King right, his
own wife, his own wife. Boy, dude, if she doesn't
do that freaky thing you want her to do after
you give her a free trip out of space, she's
never gonna do it. She's never gonna do it. She's
a two hole girl. That's just all I'm stinking.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, she's a golfer anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, So so you go up. It's like three and
a half minutes to get up, you know, beyond the stratosphere.
Then you have four minutes in like outer space, quote
outer space. Then you're coming down for another three and
a half minutes. So so you got like a couple,
you have a window to share. You got to take
turns at the window. How much time do you have

(02:55):
at the window. I don't know, Katie Perry, they get
up in outer space. She starts singing. She starts, can
you imagine like you're looking out the window and you're
looking at the Earth and all of the Lord's marvels
and the stars and the universe, and you're like, wow,
this is a deeply profound, spiritual And then Katie Perry

(03:18):
starts freaking singing, and not just any songs. She starts singing,
It's a wonderful world. The Louis Armstrong, I see sky's
a blue like I'm trying to become one with the universe.
Katie Perry red roses too. I would have killed her.
I would have killed her.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Here's what she had to say.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
This is a perfect setup.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Has she has She's commented on it. So, yeah, she
saw my video on my YouTube channel. That's one million
dollars to subscribe to.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
This is what she said afterward when they came back
down to Earth, which is such a bs especially knowing
now the setup of what happened there. And she starts singing,
I see skies like she thinks it's in the moment
and she's going to be the soundtrack for everybody looking
at the window. But then here's what she says, Listen
to this.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Listen. It's not about me. It's not about singing my songs.
It's about a collective energy in there. It's about us.
It's about making space for future women and taking up
space and belonging, and it's about this wonderful world that
we see right out there and appreciating it. This is
all for the benefit of Earth.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
You are such a bez or shut up.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I'm with you, right, Come on with that.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
This setback women's rights forty years.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Forty years.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
The capsules coming back down, you hear them all screaming.
They're just screaming at the top of their lungs, like
they're on the one of those little torpedo slingshot rides
where the boobies pop out. Right. You see those videos.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Which would have been more entertaining.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm telling you. As she passed out and her arm
goes up. That's what I like when their boobies flop out,
then they pass out, and then their arms just mysteriously ruses.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
That's gravity. That's the gravity, the weightless. That's the gravity
tron right there. That's coming soon to a state fair
near you. That's what we want, that gravity or gravity.
Keep your Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I got a hog State Fair seventeenth Avenue. I got
two fifteen year olds drunk on man. That'll put this
together in forty five minutes. Ah, we have some fun.
Can't you give me that dumbo here? I love the fair.

(05:45):
It's so great.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
It is the best it is. I'm not even I will.
I will fistfight people if they start talking smack about
the Ohio State Fair. It is the best.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You can't find fun at the fair, then you ain't
finding it right.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Just get out