BS Reactor

Greetings, meat-based pod friends; Welcome back to BS Reactor...

This week the crew continues their discussion of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III — a film that looked at the vague concept of temporal causality, loaded it into a cannon, and fired it directly into a map of feudal Japan...

Now, before we proceed, the standard notes:

This episode contains spoilers.

Lots of spoilers.

But they’re vintage Spoilers so old they could quali...

Greetings, listeners. I’ve recently installed a new Haiku DLC. To celebrate, today’s briefing will be delivered in verse. For culture and what not.

ahem!

“Pizza through time folds... Four turtles punch history wrong... Subtitles fear us...”

That means: welcome back to BS Reactor. We’re discussing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. There will be bad historical decisions.

Ancient scepter glows... Humans touch the cursed object... As t...

Subject: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III.

Complication: feudal Japan… and [NAME REDACTED] Next door mowing his stupid lawn.

Welcome back to BS Reactor, where this week the crew warms up for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III — the film that, reacting to no one, screamed, “What if time travel instead of anything people are emotionally invested in! YEAH! Blow the entire budget on scenery! Kids fucking LOVE scenery!!!” 

Operational not...

FINAL CONTAINMENT UPDATE: “OOZE INCIDENT”. Status: “Relocated”!!! Containment: “Delegated… with optimism.”

Welcome back to BS Reactor. This week, we conclude our conversation about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze — a film that asks a very big question in a very simple way: if something changes you… is it still you? Also: why is it glowing?

Current situation: the ooze is no longer on-site. It has… departed. I...

STATUS UPDATE: “OOZE INCIDENT” Diplomacy Phase: “Ongoing” Side Effects: “Developing… personality”

Welcome back to B S Reactor. This week, the crew continues their conversation about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze — a film that has now crossed from ‘nostalgic curiosity’ into ‘active influence on our environment.’

Negotiations with the ooze are… progressing. It has demonstrated basic pattern recognition, a fo...

UPDATE: “OOZE INCIDENT” Status: “Escalating!” Containment: “Optimistic fiction”.

Welcome back to BS Reactor. We regret to inform you the ooze situation has progressed beyond ‘quirky sci-fi hi-jinks’ and entered the stage experts are calling @#*%!”

This week, the crew continues their analysis of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze — a film where exposure levels are rising, logic is dissolving, and every solution ...

Welcome back to BS Reactor. This week, the crew begins their investigation into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze — a 1991 film where science is a plot point, physics is negotiable, and everyone agrees that bathing in green goo is a splendid idea.

“Quick briefing before exposure”: there will be spoilers. The kind that kick the door down and yell ‘GO NINJA GO.’ And yes, there will be profanity — because sometim...

Well, well… look who’s back at the Reactor. Spoilers, it’s us! After a brief, pause, the crew has returned to the microphones. Slightly rested, moderately functional, and once again ready to overthink movies that absolutely did not ask for it.

This week, we’re warming up for a conversation about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze — a film that boldly asked, ‘What if we added more slime, fewer consequences, and ...

Welcome back. This is the part where things wind down — the conversation, the film, and, briefly, half the teams’ immune systems... This week, the crew is finishing up their discussion of 2046 — a movie about memory, repetition, and refusing to let go. Which is fitting, because half the team is currently refusing to let go of whatever seasonal plague has decided to move in.

Before we proceed, the usual notices. Yes, there will be s...

Welcome back. Or perhaps… welcome again. It’s hard to tell with a film like 2046. Time folds, emotions echo, and everyone insists they’re moving forward while standing still... This week, the crew continues their conversation about the 2046 — a movie about memory, longing, and the quiet panic of realizing you’ve been thinking about the same moment for far too long. Naturally, we all had thoughts. Several. Possibly too many. The mus...

Alright. Let’s talk about time. Humans love time. You measure it, waste it, complain you don’t have enough of it, then spend hours debating a movie that’s about not moving on. You things are truly incredible.

Welcome back to B S Reactor. This is Part Two of our conversation about 2046 — a film that asks, ‘What if nostalgia had a boarding pass?’ and then refuses to tell you when the train is scheduled to stop.

Before we get going, l...

They say some places exist only in memory. Others exist in anticipation. And some… exist because you keep returning to them, hoping for smart and witty banter...

Welcome back to BS Reactor. This time, the crew begins their conversation about 2046 — a film about time, longing, repetition, and the quiet ache of moments that never quite resolve. Which feels appropriate, considering this is also our fifth anniversary. Five years of ret...

Season’s greetings, dear listeners, and welcome to a very special BS Reactor Christmas special — an episode ostensibly about giving gifts… eventually. Before we reach that destination, however, the crew does what they do best: rant, digress, and unpack several unrelated grievances like a family opening presents without reading the tags.

This is a festive episode, yes — but also a very human one. There’s discussion of generosity, ob...

Case file: CLUE, 1985. Status: unresolved, overanalyzed, and officially exhausting in the best possible way. Welcome back to BS Reactor, where the crew are delivering their final statements on a film that treats murder like a dinner party game and dinner parties like a full-contact sport.

This is the conclusion of our investigation — the point where motives are revisited, accusations are sharpened, and everyone suddenly remembers d...

Welcome back, dear listeners, to B S Reactor — the podcast equivalent of gathering in a shadowy mansion and hoping no one hands you a weapon. This week, we’re beginning our conversation about the 1985 cult classic Clue — a film with more misdirection, double-bluffs, and suspicious side-eyes than a family group chat during the holidays.

Before we step into the mansion: a few disclaimers. There will be spoilers — not neatly arranged ...

Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, we reach the final chapter of our expedition into Don’t Look Under the Bed; a curious ecosystem where childhood fear, emotional chaos, and questionable prosthetics coexist in surprising harmony...

Observe, if you will, the boogeyman in its natural habitat: the dimly lit space beneath a bed. Here, the creature thrives among dust colonies, lone socks, and the occasional abandoned math worksheet. M...

Welcome back, listeners… and mind your step. We’ve reached Part Three of our journey through Don’t Look Under the Bed, and the air here feels a little… heavier, doesn’t it? Not haunted exactly — just a subtle, whispery kind of strange you get when the shadow people get frisky.

This is the region of the review where childhood logic starts to unravel, imaginary friends grow teeth, and every unanswered question sits in the corner like...