Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The Reboot

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The Reboot

Now in Production: Brilliant rantings, biting commentary, the podcast with teeth. Chomp chomp. 2021 and beyond ...

Episodes

August 30, 2024 32 mins

This is a peaceful podcast. Sometimes MSA hears words wrong because LSF doesn't enunciate. Happy Labor Day. The reboot continues: 

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Show notes:

Raw/director's cut

Summer recap

First since April

New job - sinking ship to soaring rocket!

Happy dance (duck song)

Boating (no preparation)

Wave report (captain mode) - that's a 45-degree angle but MSA is not a math wizard!

Vacation pla...

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But not that long. The opposite of short(s). 
Show Notes

Island report 

The Swizzle 

Pastel Richy Rich

Beach after beach

Karaoke on the seas

Ralph

George advice

Diamond face

Eyes

Staind

Insurance? 

Hanky

Memories (fading) 

Heroes

Opening Boatening Day.

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March 23, 2024 30 mins

Post-Parade is Episode 37 of 2024

Show Notes: On Finally, Meeting, Zaldor ... aka Zoltron / Zoltar

King of the Hill People!

All of us podcast coming soon? 

Most fun in a while 

LSF (dumped) in the da house

Strip club memories

Butt plug mixup

Smaller house 

Iron Claw 

People suck

'zon shopping addiction

MSA likes this!

Sexxxy

Three Dog Night

Cruise prep

No prob with needles

Diddlin' and note makin'

Lume 'n' Mand...

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March 12, 2024 36 mins

We were on a roll. Now we haven't been on in a month! But you must miss us. And the show notes. There ain't none today.

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Show notes: 

Pity balls

Botched

Gay

Eight-point harness

AITA (Am I The Asshole?) - Dump Discussion

Work Son stories

Gorilla v. Snakes

Mexican snake

Harambe

Raccoons at dinner

Rabbit legs

Dead chicken (lots of animal topics today)

JW

The eagle has landed

WOW

The cardboard box

LSF leaves the podcast

LSF comes back

Closing segment also returns: Words of Wisdom with an example of that Mean fine singing at the end.

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February 3, 2024 29 mins

Show Notes: 

LSF squeaking

That Netflix doc - great new artists to emerge since? 

Old people stories 

Goals

Karaoke Dreams

Memes curator

Guppy No. 2 and Stingray coming soon

Pizza shame

Feud Capote Swans thing

Crown foreign stuff

Shake my mouse 

Calendars

Stupid apps

Walmart prank 

Vacation shame

Internships

G'bye.

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January 21, 2024 29 mins

Huh??

Welcome to the new year - but it's too late to say that any more

Recap of end of 2023

Rockin' New Year's Eve

Suits and Sparkle

New Year's Day Party Aftermath

The Landshark

Mr. Fix It (Hardly)

What is Guppy No. 2's boyfriend name? On the show??

Can-cuuun

Sandwich shopping

Google Maps and back roads and Snow Storms and almost dying

Torte can be big

Shoutout to Gen Xers

Shut the door in the morning MSA

Hankie...

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November 21, 2023 29 mins
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October 17, 2023 26 mins

It's in my back pocket. Don't worry ...

Show Notes:

LSF mean to poor ol' MSA

Polish trip

LSF mad

Skimpy on the sausage

Separation

Cleanup 

Summer over

Fall wet

MSA old

We Olds

Pumpkin farm for adults?

Porn maze!

Salon gossip

Missing Maine

Dick Clark in the city

Zoltar returns

Xtina

Boating review

Sunday chillin'

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September 30, 2023 23 mins

Show Notes to this fine episode 30 of 2023:

Talkin' to the kids next door

Halloween Idiots

Maine 

Lobster sex (this part is wrong, sorry)

Dressing for Dinner

Covid shots suck

Doggie 

Cheating on MSA

The View

Deerin'

Hell's Half Mile

ATM again

Pickpocket!

Let the air in!

Karaoke with spaceman?

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September 3, 2023 27 mins

No Go Zone is Episode 29 of 2023

Show notes: 

Camper sold

Camping memories

Whitecaps

Peed in the bottle

Test bottle

Poof

Pee and the tea

Plants and weeds

Two things

Bathrooms

Laundry-versy

Scripts

Karaoke with Zaldor?

Booze sales

Early shows please

MSU

Tooth pickin'

WOWisdom

Unicycle v. 747

I never asked. For the record. Off limits.

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August 22, 2023 32 mins

Thong Twins is Episode 28 of 2023 ---

Show notes:

Elvis Whiskey

Drain Flies

Joan Jett 20ish years later

Motorboatin'

Nice shitter

No pubes on LSF?

Pegging explained

BJs explained

Rim Job?

Sunglasses on

Clear bags / Prison wallet

Thong thong thong thong thong

Sloppy Chris

Dicks after dark

Grapefruit

Anal after 50

Prostate lesson

Words of Wisdom on dealing with your kids when they get older :)

Smokin' daze.

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August 16, 2023 25 mins

Show notes is here:

Weeks are slow, weekends are short
Work From Home
Looking forward to The Lotus
The Santa Clause
More on pink lemonade
Ticks
Visiting other states (Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts)
Van Halen Tribute
MSA is a Pen Clicker
Belly Flop!
Pillsbury
Fat Diner
We don't walk in Michigan. Get in your car!
New house?
Tasty treats
Sports
Haircuts
Fat as can be...

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August 6, 2023 26 mins

Episode 26 of 2023 is Country Mouse

Show Notes:

Bud Zero Wild Night

Turkey

Wild Woods

Rogering Rich

Barbie review

Hooters

Air review

Silver Spoons

The Great Wall

Joan Jett is not Pat Benatar

MacGyver Tuesday? 

Shit in the hallway

Boat. Camper. Clear. Out. 

Sentimental webinar

MSA appreciates LSF. Every. Day. 

Turkey on the menu!

Reading Rainbow.

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August 1, 2023 31 mins

Episode 25 of 2023 It's not just the name of a Saved By the Bell band.  

Sh'notes:

Pull my finger

Eyelashes

Green eyes

LSA listens to lots of podcasts 

Cysts

Chuck and the Freak is funny

If the Shoe Fits: A modern-day Cinderella

Shattered

Sparks Fly

Sbarro!

Lita Ford rocked

Dokken not so much

Boating playlist was bad ass ...

Fish name for Zack?

Pork Stew

Making fun of milk and peanut butter. Not fair. Lemonade is a baby dr...

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July 24, 2023 32 mins

E 24 of '23 is Beans

Recorded outside, again, with the birds. And the beans. 

Show Notes: 

Flowers on my cucumbers

Boaters v. Boaters

Ground beef threats

The salmon pan

Baked beans

Cutting Edge

Barbie for the clicks

The fan

Laurel and Hardy update

Talkin' in my sleep

Season 3 of AHS and Stevie Nicks

George Michael documentary (ies?)

38 Special (Don Barnes and Donnie Van Zant, damnit)

Neighborhood cat

Words of Wisdom (LSF re...

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July 15, 2023 28 mins

E of 23 is Honk Honk as you'll see

Show notes: 

Honk honk

She does like The Carrot

Be more upbeat

Senior pics 

Cookies in the tin

Stan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now)

New bathrooms

Watchin' The View with LSF

Standing Desk advice

He he he

Awesome parents

MSA The Morning Person

Dinner bell

And just like that ... 

The Bear

Streaming cliffhangers

Boomer rant

Words of Wisdom 

LSF advice to MSA

After-show banter ...

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July 10, 2023 30 mins

Dirty and Violent is Episode 22 of 2023 Rainy day Saturday is your lucky day - 

Show notes: 

Rained, forgot the Cat Box

MSA not a fan of little dogs. Nope

Boater's Beach and the ladder

Old not mold

Water shoes, baby

LSF bummed out

Ol' Bruisy 

Silly Putty

Teeth

Hockey dentist

Ever look at someone else's teeth or hands? Hmm

Smut!

I Love Rock 'n' Roll

Lita Ford

Wednesdays in the Park

Saladz

Burp

Secret Soup Recipe....

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July 2, 2023 33 mins

Epi 21 of 2023

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Show notes: 

Lady Starfish breaks the rules

Amazon Christmas

Netflix frustrations

How long before we're too old for tech?

We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweet

Hairball John shoutout

Rock concert report

Gen X Afternoon Activities

Movie prediction comes true

Hurricane Guppy No. 1

MSA wakes up late for the first time ever

More finger waggin'

MSA is so imperfect - but please rinse ...

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June 28, 2023 31 mins

in a good way.

Show notes: 

Size 24

Collin the pool kid

10 beers ain't enough

Black Mirror Episode 6 not so good

Girls and Corpses Magazine  (it's tasteful tho)

Rundown teasin ... 

Strap on

Sit down

How to ... make love ... to a larger man

Fupas and Doritos

New JLaw movie is fully, um, nude

Merkin

Useless facts (from Your Mom's House)

AI musings - we're safe

Sex and the City munchy munch

War Stories - Fires II

To ...

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