Parents Night Out with No New Friends
Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact. Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have. Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show, explaining why mailing your own stool sample should count as a traumatic life event, or navigating the wild expectations of raising kids today, this cast brings a rare blend of relatable storytelling, sharp humor, and genuine warmth. With a chemistry built on years of friendship and a collective willingness to overshare, Parents Night Out is equal parts comforting and chaotic — an audio escape for anyone who’s ever thought, “I love my life… but wow, it is a lot.” If you’re a millennial parent, a pop-culture addict, a tired adult, or just someone who enjoys laughing at life’s messiest moments, you’ve found your people. New episodes weekly. Real stories. Real mistakes. Real laughs. Pull up a chair. Pour a drink. Pretend the kids are asleep. It's Parents Night Out.
Episodes
It is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok?
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It’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties.
In this episode:
- The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts ...
On this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially the same as introducing them to Al-...
James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more!
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Scott goes to Disney Solo. How is that working out for him? Nick recaps his trip. Chris had a Monday. And so much more.
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In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids. Then Chris is selling his childhood home. What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process.
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Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios. Chris went to Urgent Care. What is a day in the life of Remy like? Who said it best. And much more!
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In this episode Nick talks about his recent Disney Trip. Scott had a strange Disney day with Remy from Remy's Roundtable. Miranda had a date night with her husband that did not go that well and did she get into a fight at a little league game? A surprise special guest joins us and much much more!
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Scott is not here and the crew is let loose. Chris has to be Boomer tech support. Miranda has a surprise, and did she get into a fight at a little league soccer game? Nick has to show ID for something bazar. Alex's son is a player in the first grade and much much more.
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In this episode why do the girls love true crime so much? Chris is listening to a horror book on tape. Miranda had a date night and so much more.
#edgein #truecrime #netflix #friends #datenight
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In this episode Miranda shares stories from her recent visit to the pumpkin patch or was it the state fair? There was plenty of news to unpack. Nick went to a running party???
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In this episode Chris tries to solve the mystery of the beeping smoke detector. Miranda is dealing with the plague. Scott uses Chat GPT to help his daughter with her algebra. And what rewards program did Scott just join?
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What is your view on nudity, walking around your house, sleeping naked? Miranda brings us the news. Chris went to a Jewish wedding. And the gang has their banana eating contest.
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In this episode Miranda deep dives into her marriage counseling. The gang gives advice and shares stories in a more serious toned episode. Nick gives away a free cruise!
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Chris has a car seat issue. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged. Nick is on his Bi Week?? The gang decides to have a Banana Eating Contest.
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Chris has a new found obsession with Furries. Nick has a youth sports update. Chris has his first visit to Buckies. Miranda brings us the news and so much more.
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In this Episode we go down a strange rabbit hole discussing Twilight and Dawson's Creek. Also is it ok to curse in front of parents? Cheerleading season has begun. Miranda brings us the News you didn't want to hear, and so much more.
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Nick relives his Drag Days. There is a shortage of testosterone. Chris meets Dirty Dom. Miranda has a huge news story from Tennessee. The big question is "Did the Baby do it?"
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In this episode Scott's wife is getting Hormone treatments! Scott gets Sex advice from his son. Nick went to a Kindness conference. South Park's greatest moment, Hulk Hogan's death and so much more.
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In this episode NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!! Miranda brings us the News you didn't ask for. Sarah brings us National Holidays. Miranda is back from vacation and went through a sacred women's ritual. Chris introduces a new Character. Plus, the journey of a fly's life. This and so much more.
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