Parents Night Out with No New Friends
Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact. Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have. Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show, explaining why mailing your own stool sample should count as a traumatic life event, or navigating the wild expectations of raising kids today, this cast brings a rare blend of relatable storytelling, sharp humor, and genuine warmth. With a chemistry built on years of friendship and a collective willingness to overshare, Parents Night Out is equal parts comforting and chaotic — an audio escape for anyone who’s ever thought, “I love my life… but wow, it is a lot.” If you’re a millennial parent, a pop-culture addict, a tired adult, or just someone who enjoys laughing at life’s messiest moments, you’ve found your people. New episodes weekly. Real stories. Real mistakes. Real laughs. Pull up a chair. Pour a drink. Pretend the kids are asleep. It's Parents Night Out.
Episodes
In this episode a strange conversation about domestic beer and college nicknames. Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend. Sarah has a dog update. Scott is finally getting a pool. Idaho is canceling Drag Shows. And much more.
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Miranda talks about her new Boobs. Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse. Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night. There is a new Netflix show in town and much more.
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In this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel. Scott just got his manhood chopped. Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida. He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed. Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer.
#mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy
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Scott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.
This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show. Valentines day plans. Do you and your partner location share? News and much more.
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In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes.
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There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES. Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well. Scott following his GPS to a fault. Miranda and Scott both have operations soon. And Judah and the Macabees release another song.
#ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9volt
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Are we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us? Nick attempted to order a pizza. And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic. Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song.
#sheewee #greenland #peiwei #pizza #viral
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In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.
#verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funny
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Strange Things are happening on pNo. The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not. Scott gives a Vasectomy update. What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas? Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video.
#strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajones
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It is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok?
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It’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties.
In this episode:
- The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts ...
On this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially the same as introducing them to Al-...
James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more!
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Scott goes to Disney Solo. How is that working out for him? Nick recaps his trip. Chris had a Monday. And so much more.
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In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids. Then Chris is selling his childhood home. What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process.
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Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios. Chris went to Urgent Care. What is a day in the life of Remy like? Who said it best. And much more!
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In this episode Nick talks about his recent Disney Trip. Scott had a strange Disney day with Remy from Remy's Roundtable. Miranda had a date night with her husband that did not go that well and did she get into a fight at a little league game? A surprise special guest joins us and much much more!
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Scott is not here and the crew is let loose. Chris has to be Boomer tech support. Miranda has a surprise, and did she get into a fight at a little league soccer game? Nick has to show ID for something bazar. Alex's son is a player in the first grade and much much more.
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In this episode why do the girls love true crime so much? Chris is listening to a horror book on tape. Miranda had a date night and so much more.
#edgein #truecrime #netflix #friends #datenight
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