Kiss the Goat

What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, as they sink their fangs into the 1981 movie Jaws of Satan! This movie happened! Hear Mark Ball pick up the Landline of the Damned! Hear Chef Al reveal the identity of one of his first celebrity crushes! Hear Cootie and X get drunk and...

It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! Cootie and X take a deep dive into the film and talk frankly about their experiences in charismatic churches, the efficacy of exorcisms, and that movie’s controversial and divisive ending. X and Cootie attempt to follow a banana bread recipe straight from the movie, be...

Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listening poll! What’s not to love about demonic breasts? Long-time friend of the show Allan McPherson reveals his workout regimen when he answers the call of the void on the Landline of the Damned! Cootie answers questions from listeners! Bloopers! Birthday wishes for our Hig...

It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possession movie, The Manitou. What did Mistress Stephanie give X for his birthday? Not that. No, not that either. You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also: an experiment in demonic possession for movie fans, Gary Hill of the Cinema Beef Podcast picks up the Landline of th...

On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned and discovers the calls are coming from OUTSIDE THE HOUSE! Also: Who could kill a child? A Sri Lanka...

In this thrilling episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X examine Mario Bava’s movie from the early 1970s, Lisa and the Devil. Is it really a Devil flick or just another freakin’ reincarnation movie? Plus: another surprising appearance by Allida Valli, Rae Tysun and Persphone Agàpe take the call during the Number of the Geeks segment, and does Satan electrocute meth users? Get all this infotainment and answers to more of th...

On this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X take a mortified look at Alberto De Martino’s possession movie THE ANTICHRIST 1974. This film features multiple exorcisms, bad table manners and heavily implied goat kissing! Also: a super special secret guest (okay, it’s Jamie J. Sammons) picks up the phone during the Number of the Geeks segment and — at last — it’s the triumphant return of Ask the Goat! We don’t think you’re...

For this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X watched the 1978 programmer, THE EVIL, starring Andrew Prine’s magnificent pants. Less than an hour later, they had forgotten the chronological order of the events in the movie. Does it matter? Probably not. They still recorded a whole show about it. Plus: Ray and Seph answer the Number of the Geeks, the 1970s was a great decade for flammability and Satan can’t get laid! By t...

On this episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie sink their teeth into William Friedkin’s heartwarming coming-of-age tale, The Exorcist. Plus: Cootie and X make a phone call, Drinking With the Devil and where exactly is Washington, D.C.? Pull up a chair, sit on the floor and gently insert this show into your earholes!

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At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and the mic. [Has the new version of Skype been wreaking havoc with you, too?] Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema talk about the winner of the listener poll, THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES! Here’s a surprise: X is drunk! The Breaking Point! Dinner for Two with ...

 We let Chef Al program the show and things went insane! Rescued from technical difficulties, recorded twice, and hours spent editing and rebuilding from the ground up, this is the episode the Universe did not want you to hear. But you know what we say here at Kiss the Goat, right?
 “Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.”
 That’s… that’s right, isn’t it?
 Join X, Cootie, and Chef Al as we discuss unnecessary consona...

 Once again, the doors to your Online Shrine to Satanic Cinema swing open wide! Your High Priest and Priestess, X & Cootie, bring forth an offering of a relatively obscure Italian thriller called All the Colors of the Dark for your enjoyment. Will Edwige Fenech and Nieves Navarro escape the clutches of a horrible Satanic cult? More importantly, will they keep their clothes on?
Will you be able to keep your pants on...

Welcome back to the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie, X, and Chef Al take a maggot-filled gander at Lucio Fulci’s absurd classic, City of the Living Dead. Dead priests! Demon zombie ghoul things! Christopher George! What else could you possibly ask for from a movie?

[please don’t say logic please don’t say logic please don’t say logic]

Also on this episode, fancy people perform an exorcism on Boss Nass, Chef Al actu...

It’s the crossover episode you didn’t know you wanted (and still might not)! Cootie and X join Cort and Matt for a Cinema PSYOPS/Kiss the Goat musical orgy of bad puns and adult situations! It is heresy, and we will not recant! For this momentous occasion, the gang takes a look at Alucarda, a crazy South American movie full of bloody nuns, uninspired lesbian sex, and renouncing of the Church and the Holy Mother.

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