Married, Divorced & Dating

Married, Divorced & Dating

The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.

Episodes

December 12, 2023 32 mins

#81  - Roadhead hunting

How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat? 

We would love to hear your thoughts! 

 

This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home! 

 

Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn! 

 

And until next yea...

Mark as Played

You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners.

She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.

 

But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need y...

Mark as Played

Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! 

Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! 

Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, 

But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.

 

Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand ...

Mark as Played

Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week! 

 

We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked… 

 

Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to...

Mark as Played
November 14, 2023 32 mins

We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it! 

 

We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.

 

Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her chart! 

 

And that's not all! Get ...

Mark as Played

Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit!

Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up!

We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.

 

But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘fr...

Mark as Played
July 18, 2023 36 mins

It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London.

Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve! 

 

But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder!  

We think we could say Ménage à...

Mark as Played

 

Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! 

We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to. 

Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which...

Mark as Played

We’re hitting it at both ends this episode! 

 

First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.

 

We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!

 

Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?! 

 

Instagr...

Mark as Played
June 20, 2023 41 mins

Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week.

 

We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages.

 

Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed! 

A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luckily for you, this is an audio treat...

Mark as Played
June 14, 2023 42 mins

Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in

 

Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now! 

 

But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listen...

Mark as Played

Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys. 

 

Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before?? 

 

Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process th...

Mark as Played

Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink 

We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride!

 

In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for mind-blowing (or body blowing hehe ...

Mark as Played

Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.

 

Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman! 

 

Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated ...

Mark as Played
May 16, 2023 47 mins

Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.

 

But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this cha...

Mark as Played
May 9, 2023 36 mins

This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids! 

 

Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn! 

 

Carl's got a spicy recom...

Mark as Played

In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK

 

This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship. 

 

We then bring back *the wheel* and Rachel opens up about ...

Mark as Played

We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks.

We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation.

 

We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who shares a personal story about a dou...

Mark as Played

Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy.

 

But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out!

 

And that's not all - we're thrilled to welcome a special guest all the way fr...

Mark as Played

This week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?!

We make no sense to each other! Rachel’s been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths. 

Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a relationship, or at least a fight and a slammed door. 

It's Not About The Nail

Plus, cream pies, do they feel like anything, is this a t...

Mark as Played

Popular Podcasts

    Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.

    Math & Magic: Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing with Bob Pittman

    How do the smartest marketers and business entrepreneurs cut through the noise? And how do they manage to do it again and again? It's a combination of math—the strategy and analytics—and magic, the creative spark. Join iHeartMedia Chairman and CEO Bob Pittman as he analyzes the Math and Magic of marketing—sitting down with today's most gifted disruptors and compelling storytellers.

    Crime Junkie

    If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people.

    Stuff You Should Know

    If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

    New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce

    Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce from the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce from the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about their games and share unique perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. Plus, entertaining stories from a combined 21 years in the league, off-field interests, and engaging conversations with special guests. Watch and listen to new episodes every Wednesday during the NFL season & check us out on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok for all the best moments from the show.

Advertise With Us
Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2024 iHeartMedia, Inc.