Are You Shushing Me?

Lunchbox recaps his birthday party with the family and what went down at the restaurant. Find out why the the local muni guy was upset with Lunchbox for trying to hit golf balls at the driving range and then the fight over a golf ball at the chipping green. Ray has an update on Justin's birthday trip to Arizona and Ray has narrowed it down to 3 Heisman Winners. Also what's wrong with the USA Women's Soccer team? Who's going to win the World Cup? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Two o'clock Man, two o'clock meeting for what, Oh you know,
Coach's convention, Man, coach Commission three. We got that meeting.
Told you we got the big wig. Big wig is
back in town, wants to meet. It's gonna be good,
great meeting. I think it's gonna be a great meeting.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
It all started when a dumbass not another dumbss and
they became the dumbass Tree Arnold get over here. Oh okay,
I was thinking maybe we should kill you off.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, No, I like he likes being here. I think
Arnold always comes in. He's happy, he's smiling, he gets
the script ready, Thanks Lunch. Yeah, I mean no, he
wants everybody likes him. They want him to come to
coaches Convension three.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Are you living with Abby? Answer me, damn yes, they're
living again.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Wow, Wow, big news. That's breaking news.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
And did you ask Lunch for a raise? Yes? And
I told him no because we gave him two hundred dollars. Yeah,
and you want more than that, more than two hundred dollars.
Backstory on that is what did he come at us with?
How much did he want?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And I think he wanted twelve thousand now twenty four thousand.
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
He wanted twenty grand and we offered him two hundred dollars. Yes,
so we weren't able to come to a.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, we were far apart on negotiations, you know what
I'm saying, Like it happens, and he was like, I'm
gonna hold out, and then it was like, oh no,
and then he did the Leveon Bell and he never
showed up and he's never been heard from him since.
Like it's crazy. Him and Leveon Bell have the same
career trajectory.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Ag.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, they have the same mind fra him, Okay, you're
not gonna give me what I want. I just won't play.
And then guess what, no one hears from you ever again,
You're irrelevant. We're gonna do it live.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh the wad too? Three So losers, what up?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's Saison. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the West side of Nashville with baser
white picket fence. Soon we'll have two point five kids
and I'll die have a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
And for our new listeners because of those clips we're
playing on the Bobby Cast. Welcome.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's not the Bobby Cast, I believe it is.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Anyways, people said they're happy for us that they're pimping
our show in other areas, which is good.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, it is good. I mean, maybe hopefully we can
gain a few followers. I swear to God not making
this up.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I talked to Upper Management about two years ago and
they said that we could possibly get a slot on
Fox Sports. Okay, but we never did. But it was
something just thrown up in the atmosphere the universe, and
it did sound cool. Well.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I talked to Upper Management about six months ago after
Coaches Conn Mention two and was told, oh my god,
everything we're hearing is excellent. We've got to we've really
got to start working on getting you guys guests. So,
I mean, it was cool. It was a cool idea
cool thought. Yeah, thanks man, that's good. Appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Hey, in a segment we really do have to do,
I put on the Facebook page, what are you guys
doing this weekend? So we're gonna do that later.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, we can do that, but are you go ahead? Hey,
you were ready to crown in their asks? Go ahead
and crown in their ass.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Enter Miami, not them, the Jets, Yeah, crown their ass man. Well,
I just saw it across the bottom line. DC's talking
about going to the Jets. Dalvin, Yeah, crowded man. And
don't forget dude, we had Bimentary on this show and
he talked about fishing shark fishing with Dalvin Cook and
his brother in Miami.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I understand that, but what does that have to do
with him winning a Super Bowl? That's how close we
are to this breaking news. I bet if we pulled
Bob menry Aside would say, hey, is he thinking about
going to the Jets? And Bob would have said, while
we were fishing for sharks. And you can see that
clip on our instagram Sore Losers podcast over to you.
So you're right to crown them. You think it's a
big deal.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, after I said it to you, I threw something
in the trash can, and then I thought, maybe you
should just throw that betting slip in the trash can.
Are the Jets gonna win the Super Bowl? Aaron Rodgers
a little bit older. I mean, looked like s last year,
didn't he kind.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Of yeah, kind of like he didn't care.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I mean, and the year before they got sodomized by
the Giants or Niners, one of them in the playoffs.
Garrett Wilson right now is the highlight of what I'm
seeing in Hard Knocks. And Dalvin Cook probably missed a
step and all these running back.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Hard Knocks is starting. Like they showed an episode.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
It was a clip floating down. So but it looks
pretty bad ass.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh, it's always gonna be bad.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hard Knocks is awesome, and I realized I know now
why it's better than quarterback. Quarterback is just too puffy.
Hard Knocks, dude, they just put mics on guys and
say go run a route and we're gonna make both
you up. It's a lot. It's a lot more exclusive,
I felt. Audio wise, I agree with it's a cleaner
audio feed because you're feeling get off me, man. Garrett

(05:11):
Wilson was running some route and the dB, they said, oh,
they're gonna improve each other. dB was yacting at him
and he was staying stuff back. It's just a lot.
That's why I think hard knocks is better the audio.
That's always what it ends up determining the best.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I also think that the yes, okay, Dalvin Cook, the
name is really cool, like, oh, we love him, but
is he really still that good? Like is he he's
not Dalvin Cook of four years ago? Like we're just
buying into the name Dalvin Cook, Like, oh my god,
if he was that impressive, Guess what a lot of

(05:46):
teams would be, like, oh my god, they would be
fighting to get their hands on Dalvin Cook. Have you
heard anybody just like chomping at the bit to get
Dalvin Cook in their building.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Also, this divide right now between running backs and owners
and quarterbacks and aren't now owners gonna kind of try
and prove we really don't need you guys, and there's
gonna be more passing. I feel that's gonna end up
leading into the season. These running backs are having zoom
meetings where they all talk about how important they are. No,
what they Here's the crazy part is they are important.
Like Saquon Barkley. What is hilarious is he's like.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm holding out, I'm holding out and he got nine
hundred thousand dollars more in quote unquote incentives, and he's like, right,
I'll be there that nine hundred thousand dollars is the difference.
But I think it's proving a point. They are getting
screwed because they, like I think I read something like
Saquon is responsible for like forty percent of the Giants offense.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, they passed him. He's run out of back run
pass and he.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Gets paid less than the third wide receiver on the
Giants receiving corps.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Maybe I guess it's because the receivers last longer and
the shelf life of a running back is in and out.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Right, But why are they getting paid more than Saquon
if they aren't as productive as Saquon?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't know. I'm not for the NFL and all that.
I don't determine radio pay plans great, and I also
don't understand what day guys are underrated? Right, Really, what
the hell is a zoom meeting gonna do?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Like, I mean really, like, okay, right, you know what,
we're not getting a lot of guests. Even though upper
management said they're gonna get us, we're gonna have a
zoom meeting about it doesn't change anything.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Zoom meetings everybody's all awkwardly talking. Baser has those, dude,
and I have to be quiet for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
My wife was on a Zoom meeting last night with
John Carnes and John some other guy.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, who's in the room, nobody? It sounds like a
man's voice.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I so idea, all this news about oh, they're having
zoom meetings, I'm like, well, what the is a zoom
meeting gonna do?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, that's I can't believe that even makes the press.
But also, I just feel like, now teams are gonna
try to prove hey, you guys aren't as worthwhile as
you really.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, I don't know. They don't have to prove it
because they're not paying them, but they're still using them.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
But you know, Dalvin Cook was cute if a guy
got him on his fantasy team three years ago exactly.
We keep saying these names like Aaron Rodgers, But if
you really watch the game tape, is Lebron James still
Lebron James? No? No, And we realize that. That's why
we told you Nuggets.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
If you watch Lebron James, you realize he takes every
third playoff. He just stands in the corner to catch
his breath, not saying I mean he's older, so it's
harder for him to be as dominant as he was.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
And if you're watching the games, you're like, holy crap,
there's some basketball guys that are faster than Lebron James.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Now, yes, yeah, it happens. Age catches up with you.
Dalvin Cook has a lot of miles on the tires.
He has a lot of the tread. It's running bare,
oil change, he needs a tune up, got costco gas.
But maybe he comes in. He's the backup debrist Hall.
That's fine, But acting like Dalvin Cook is set in
the world on fire the last few years, I'm not

(08:41):
seeing it. So you want to crown their ass, you
crown their ass.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
And also, aren't the Jets in a tough division? They're
hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Not only a tough division, a tough conference. The AFC
is insane.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, because of the Patties and the.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Patties and the Herberts and the burrow in that and
the Lamar. Even though Lamar can't throw it, he runs it.
But the Ravens seem to always be competitive. That I
the are the Browns, the shn Watson. No one's talking
about them. The Dolphins. I mean, the AFC is so loaded.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I'm very worried, though, I am worried about the Russell Wilson.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I mean Broncos Country, Let's ride.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Of course, always Broncos Country, let's run. They're gonna be better.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
They're gonna be so much better. Yeah, so much better.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
It was weird. And also that they got the city vibe going.
You know, here's always the three peat. They got the
basketball team that won it, football team wins it, and
then the team screwed him.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
They had a hockey team won it the year before,
so they're a year late on the three peat.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
But Vegas is all about it. The hockey team w NBA. Oh,
watch out for them.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Raiders. Raiders last place. If you can bet the Raiders
will win last place in their division, I don't know
if that's an option.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh you can, dude, there's bets where you can do
the team that'll win last if they're there's a team
that's gonna go seventeen.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Now, I don't think there's gonna go owen seventeen. I
don't think the Raiders are that bad, but they are
definitely going to win last place in their division.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
There is no team with the worst team in the NFL.
If you bet it, you can do it. You can
pick team that's gonna have the worst record.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, let me think right now, who, in my mind
is gonna have the worst It's it's I got it,
Arizona Cardinals.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I was gonna say the Texans with CJ.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Stre Arizona. Who's the Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murrif Murray he
tore his ACL. He's not playing what he tours ACL
last year?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh, that's still affecting him.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Middle of the season, like towards the end of the
year he tour his a CL.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Who's their quarterback? Trask?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't know, I honestly, I don't. I don't know
if Colt McCoy is still there. Is he back? I
don't know if he's in Arizona. So Arizona is one
off the top of my head that I would say
worst record in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Uh got it? That's the first one.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Really yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
And that's just plus two times your money.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Then now the team that I said, I swear to God,
I hadn't even looked at these Texans six times your.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Money they're the second.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, and then Tampa Bay seventh.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I was gonna say, Tampa Bay, dude, in the Rams,
the Rams are gonna be awful.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Dude, that's awesome then, because I think I had the
Titans losing to them. If the Titans can beat the Rams,
I thought they're still gonna be good. Titans. I believe
can be eleven and six. Holy crap, that's definitely winning
the division. Wow, that is an eye opener to me.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, the Rams were bad last year.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I know, but I just thought it was an off
year the year before. Didn't they win the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
They won the Super Bowl, but then they I mean
they paid all their stars and they had no depth
and everybody got hurt. Matthew Stafford couldn't even throw a football.
He had to sit out. His elbow was bad. He's older.
I don't know if their offensive line is any good.
They don't have running backs. I don't know what they're
gonna do.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
What a stupid ass bet. But they have Cooper Cup Yeah,
cuppy team to go oh to seventeen. It's only thirteen
times your money.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, I mean it's good at all to be the
lions of when we were in high school.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I mean, because now there's even an extra game, right,
there's seventeen games.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, and you've got to think everybody can win one game.
You think that even the green team can win the game.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
No, no, my team. Last night we had our game. Again.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I didn't mean to segue so early.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
We are Oh no, I don't know. We are two
and one on the season.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh it sounds like USA. No you.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
And so then we played last night and we had
two girls filled in on the team that had never
been there, so they were our only two subs.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Hey, what are you girls doing for the next hour?
Get away from us.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Your creep.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, and we lost four to two. So now we
are three and one, three and one on the year.
We've played how many how many games? That four games?
We've scored five goals on the year. We just don't
have any offense. We're not good.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Well, you still got that ups driver. He's the goalie.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, he is the goalie. He does a good job.
He's throwing packages. He's about to head overseas to play
in a rugby tournament. Don't really understand what rugby tournament,
but he's gonna go to Paris maybe, and then he's
gonna go over to Wales and play in a rugby tournament.
So he's gonna have a couple week vacation.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
What's his tracking number? I mean, is his jersey number.
Sorry I didn't mean to be funny on that one. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
His jersey number is XXL.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
So he's leaving you guys for rugby.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Huh, yeah, he's gonna go play rugby for a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Dude, this is the time you need to get like,
I don't know, somebody interesting at your goalie or otherwise, we
can't talk about your soccer anymore.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, no, our soccer. We're gonna eventually we're gonna turn
it around and we're gonna win a game the next
we play.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
It would be funny, is if this is also the
big sh shoe.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
If you guys want to bet on us not to
win a game thirteen times your money.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
If you got abby to be the goalie or eddie.
I've never played soccer, so I would never do it.
Your wife something.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
To my wife, No right, but something my wife getting
obliterator with soccer ball.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Honey, watch your tits. I mean, dude, it would be miserable.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
My chick would be crying within ten minutes. Yes, dude,
I played football whether at the park across the street
once and that was the only time. No, it was
it was just nerf dude. She took one off the
tit and after, I mean after was that was that
the new tit or old tits? And apparently it hurt
and she was like, this isn't fun and I don't. Yeah,
since that day, I don't think we've played football since.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You understand, when they get hitting the boobs, it does hurt.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I know. I didn't know that though.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I mean you were how old when you learn that?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I mentioned bags?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Right, I mean they don't. It doesn't feel good. When
they get an elbow or a ball or a basketball
or you know, an upper cut to the boob, it hurts.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Well, it was either that or also the homeless encampment
overtook the park and you couldn't play football without some
guy throwing his feces at you.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh I got a honey, I got it? Oh you fall? No,
I got a needle on my knee.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Awesome. I slipped in mud. Nope, wasn't mud, it was shit.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, I'm gonna get a drink out of the water.
Oh my god, they're soaping and they're using it as
a bathtub.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm gonna go in here and go to the bathroom.
Up they're having sex.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, so I mean we are. We're bad, dude, Like
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
We'll take it off the agenda then we won't have.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
To no, no, no, it's depressing, but it's good for people
to know an update that we're struggling. We're struggling bad
and it's tough, but we're trying to fight through the adversity.
You know a lot of teams, they go from worse
to first, and that's what we're gonna eventually have to do.
We're gonna be the worst team this year and maybe
next year we're the best team.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
But you gotta score goals. If you can't score goals,
you can't win games. And we've only scored two goals
the last three weeks. So that's the update. Team in
we're not doing very well well. When's the next one
next Wednesday? But the good news is the team we
play next Wednesday. I looked it up this morning. They
are zero to four. They've only scored four goals and

(16:08):
they've given up twenty two on the season, so they
must be dreadfully bad.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
You want to do what people are doing this weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I think it's a little early in the show for that,
damn it. I mean by the time that if you
would like to do what people are doing this weekend,
go for it, all right.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I asked on the Facebook page you can hit us
up Sore Losers podcast. Rosanna going on a float trip
with Buddy Glass.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Ah, that's it. Don't lose the ring, take the ring
off before you get on there.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Tanner is reflooring his entire house.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh god, that's well, that's rough.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
It's tough with hardwoods. It's very expensive.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, I'm just saying, that's a long weekend.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's a Kim is attending the country rodeo in their town. Okay,
sounds fun. Any big artists that you have.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
You know what's cool about Rosanna and Buddy right now?
They're all happy, go lucky couple. They're getting a long
because it's football training campus just starting once the regular
season starts. Because one's Buddy's bills and she's Chiefs. That's
a household. You don't want to go to it's very awkward.
The tension is weird. It's they sleep in separate bedrooms.
It's it's it's a strange vibe.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
How's wedding planning going? It's very stressful. Yeah, uh, Andy Lissak,
same thing as the past six weeks, mixing formula, burp,
wipe shit up, pray for sleep, repeat.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
New baby, got it?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Andy, Aunt Martin just arrived in Nashville. So I'm gonna
explore the city.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh, now you want to stop by Rays.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, my phone stops scrolling, So that's all we got.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
That's not bad, all right, Well we'll take a break
and and when we come back Ray. I don't know
if I did something wrong at the muni, but the
guy at the counter seems very annoyed with me.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
I have to hear this because I think it involves brother.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, i'll tell you about it after this. So I go.
I know, I'm playing golf with brother and Kevin and
saw some Yeah, we're having a threesome. Supposed to have
a foursome, but but Scuba hurt his shoulder so he
couldn't play. So the day before I'm like, I gotta

(18:10):
go get some I gotta hit the range. I have
not hit balls in like three weeks. I have not
played golf, hadn't done anything. I don't want to be terrible,
so let me go to the range.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
It'll affect you that badly if you haven't played in
a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't know. I just hadn't. Just thought it was
an afternoon I wanted to go hit some balls. So
on Tuesday afternoon, dude, I was like, I'm gonna go
over the Munion and I'm gonna hit some balls. I
drive over there and I walk inside the clubhouse and I'm.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Like, how's it going, klubbies?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Hey man? He's like, what can I do for you?
And I was like, oh, yeah, can I get a
large bucket of balls? And he goes, oh, we're having
kind of an issue. I got a small bucket and
they're handing them to you at the counter like you
usually go to a machine press of code and it
dumps them out. So I think their machine was broken.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
So it's like you're fast food, but for golf balls.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, so he's just handing it to me over the
counter a straw. So me, being the genius that I am, saying, well,
if I can have a small sports. Yeah, he scoffed
at me wanting a large, saying there's been an issue,
so I can do a small. Well, if you can
do a small, I guess I'll just do two smalls

(19:25):
then and he goes, what.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I know the people I know?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
And I'm like, yeah, you know, and he goes, ugh,
I mean I guess, and I'm like, well, what did
And I was like, well, my bad man? Did I
did I screw something up? Like? Did I did I
do something wrong by asking for two small? No? No, no,
it's fine. It's just fine, man, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Well, I'm having a bad day too.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
And I'm like, if you're giving out smalls, why can
you not order more than one? Like if you're having
dollar big max, can I order two of them? Or
am I only allowed to have one? I didn't understand,
and he was just like and I was like, no, no, man,
if it's a problem, I'll just do one. And he's like, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
We're bothering them by playing golf at their golf course.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, it was a It was fine if I was
going to order one small bucket, but once I said two,
it was like the earth was just shattered, like his
whole world was like flipped upside down, makes no sense
and that's what. And I was just in there going,
I'm like, hey, dude, no, no, like my bad man,
like if it He's like, no, no, at twelve dollars, man,
it'll be twelve dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
And I was like here he goes, goes sign this
it's a tap one.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
And he goes, here's your two buckets. And I was
like I left there going did I'm dude, did I
read the room wrong? Was it I was only allowed
to buy one small bucket When I said, hey, can
I get a large? And he says, and we're having
issues I can do as small. Is that me supposed
to say, oh, we're only allowed one small bucket, so

(20:54):
if I want to hit more balls, I'm not allowed to.
Or is that me just saying okay, well, if you
have smalls, then I'll just get two smalls. Like if
you're out, if I go to the Wendy's and I'm like, oh,
can I get a large coke? Oh? Sorry, we only
have small cokes right now? Okay, I'll take two small cokes?
Is that bad?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Or?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Am I only allowed to order the one?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I side with you? Two smalls equals large? Why can
that not be what you order? This, I believe, is
the same person I dealt with that when he goes,
you're gonna play the middle? Do you guys have your
clubs with you? And I go no, No, Me and
my nephew are get this a week ago. We're gonna
go to the car with the cart and get our
clubs like all golfers, dough, I don't know if you can't.

(21:38):
I don't know if you don't have your bags with you,
I'd probably can't put you on the middle. So it
is it common for people to bring their clubs into
the clubhouse and then just run out to the middle,
Or am I like every other golfer. I'm lazy as hell,
and i left all my shit in the car, and
I'm taking a motorized cart to go get it from
my motorized car, and it's probably gonna take five minutes

(22:01):
instead of five seconds. I'm sorry, I won't play the middle.
All hang up and listen. Interesting, I'm guessing it's the
same person has to be, because.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
So then the whole time I'm on the range, I'm
self conscious, like going, look, I'm literally everybody that walks
out there, dude to hey, that is exactly what I did.
I started looking at people, Hey.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Don't look at my tents. I was just seeing if
they're small, I mean the buckets.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
And I am literally looking and everybody hitting balls, and like, oh,
do they have more than one bucket? Do they have
one more than one bucket? And I didn't see a
lot of people with more than one bucket?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Excuse me? What are you looking at your buckets? Not
your up not your upstairs bucket?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Excuse me, man? Did you did they allow you to
get a small bucket? Yeah? Okay, cool, all right, yeah
those buckets right there? No no, no, no, no, no, like
those one down on the ground, like are you using
that bucket? It was just weird. So but then as
I was hitting, I noticed more people coming out carrying
two buckets. So I don't know if I started the
trend and the floodgates opened, or if he just gave

(23:13):
up on life, or if he realized, you know what,
when they asked for a large I could tell him, well,
I can do two smalls. Maybe I opened a whole
new world to him, but it felt like I ruined
his damn day by saying Okay, well then I'll just
do two smalls.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
The audible gas, the audible gasp is what got me.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Was the golf gasp? Necessary?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Right? Was it?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Coach? It's a customer service job with people that ain't
great at customer service, and it's high volumes of customers
to an industry that believes it's relaxed and cool and
sophisticated and affluent. But because it's a Muni, it's gonna
be like fast food line. But they don't realize that.
So when you ask for two buckets, that means they're

(24:04):
gonna then have to collect buckets faster because the machine
was down. I believe that's it. It's it's crazy crazy. Uh.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
The word is dada diaphragm. Yes, that's what I for
dkotomy diabolic of these guys thinking that they're rich but
they're because they're clubbies, but they're not, and they need
to hustle and be smiling when they think that they're

(24:33):
the same guys that are on the TV, but they're not.
It's the weirdest dakotomy And I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
There was one guy that he was responsible only for
picking up buckets. He was coming by every ten minutes
asking people if they were done with their buckets, and
he was had his headphones in his EarPods and he
was sweating like profusely, and he was just like picking
up buckets, picking up buck and people were dumping their
balls out on the ground just so we could have

(25:03):
the buckets. So there's just piles of balls everywhere. It
was like, sounds like nom it was over here.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I mean, what for the bucket a ball?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
They were I mean it was acting like it was
a freaking trio.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Sounds like carnage everywhere.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
It was like, dude, the they were my bucket, my
bucket volunteers, this tribute, I mean, my buckets tribute like.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
The lion King. Somebody's holding their bucket up like Simba coach.
The Muni has it all. It was.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I had never seen so much drama over a bucket
of balls.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
That's phenomenal. So I would expect no less, right, no
more from our Muni.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
So then I get done with the bucket of balls
and I'm gonna go over and ship and one of
the chipping greens is closed, Okay, so there's one other one,
so I start chipping on that and there's three people,
me and two other guys chipping.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
A couple of vandy brows.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
One was more like a grandpa, one was probably a
vandy brow.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
And I decide I'm gonna use all different like orange
and yellow whatever balls I had in my bag, so
that you I know what my balls are, right, smart smart,
So I'm chipping chipping. Then there's a disagreement on the
chipping between Grandpa and Bandy. Yep, hey, man, I think

(26:32):
you got one of my balls.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Guys, they're MDX, they're two dollars.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Uh. Yeah, I should have a pro V one and
I only have and I don't have a prov one.
The guy starts, the grandpa starts looking like, now these
are all mine. He goes, no, man, if there's a
prov one, title is four, that's me. He's like, why
would titles four? But I had a black mark on it.
And then Grandpa's like, see here's my black mark, and
Bandy kids like, no, that's mine because I had four balls.

(26:57):
I only have three.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Now are you guys gonna go dress shopping after this?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
And he's like, I don't know. Like he's like, dude,
obviously you're taking one of my balls. And that's a
pro V one. You can't just have it. And they're arguing.
This is why I'm like, this is the drama on
a chipping green. This is why it's dangerous to go
to the chipping green. I've already had a I've already
had a stressful experience over the driving range and with
the buckets, and now we're arguing over I'll get it

(27:24):
out in a minute. That was a glitch. That was
not me, that was a computer error. Your guys's headphones
messed up.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Ray, there's something wrong with the audio and Jack that arnold.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
They're arguing over a pro V one title is number
four and it was it's a twelve dollars ball. I
don't know how much it is, don't know, don't care.
But I was just like, I want to get out
of this. And they sat there for about a minute
and a half and argued over the ball. Finally Grandpa
released the ball to Vandy.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Boy, Hey guys, I've got some balls in my pants,
and it felt.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Like it was kind of He was like, no, man,
I can't just let you take my ball, Like that's
my ball. I chipped it, you took it, you grabbed
I mean it was so intense over one ball. All right,
both you guys drop your pants. Then we Then the
weirdest thing happened. Grandpa releases the ball back to Vandy Boy,
and all of a sudden they're like, so you play

(28:20):
here often? Man, all of a sudden, become friends.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
That's how guy friendship starts.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Like it was like, all of a sudden, it was like, okay,
now we're cool. So man, like, do you come to
chip Offen? Do you play? When you play? Do you
play nine or eighteen? What day of the week do
you usually play? It was just crazy, Oh yeah, I'm
doing this. And the grandpa, I'm retired, you know what
I mean. I used to be uh what did he say?
He was I wasn't eaves dropping properly and he was

(28:48):
in the accounting industry or something, and he was like, yeah,
I'm just retired here to Nashville and been here for
about eight years. And it's just like I thought they
were going to come to blows over the titleist pro
V one number four.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Hey, financier, what do you think about them?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
The next thing, I know that I think they're going
out for lunch.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I think I know the Vandy bro you're talking about
or one of the five. Dude, they got the AirPod
on rocking and they're sitting there chipping guys. This isn't
Valdosta on Saturday or the Masters on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
It's it's the Muni. But yes, yes, was that the conclusion.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
That was the conclusion of the trip to the driving
range the chipping green.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
It was just very like, wow, and I love a
chipping green. Not being fully open, all that is is
telling you they weren't proper with their time management in
the offseason to not have it up to snuff for
the golf season.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I also think like they had to put signs up
that say please keep your dogs away from putting green.
So I think there was a lot of dog piss
that was killing the grass. I think people were taking
their dog over there and thinking, oh, it's grass, let
me a dog pee and poop on it, and it
was doing something. The pea chemicals and the poop chemicals
were getting down in the green and it was frying it.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I missed the apartment life. I've already had my life
in an apartment, but there's apartments right next to the
Muni that would be awesome right out.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Of college, right out of college. Amazing.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
So if you're in Nashville, any co eds, dm us
we got the perfect apartment.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Complay yeah, and we're gonna be right back because we're
gonna go check those dms. We'll be right back. So
my birthday was earlier this week, Ray, Yeah, let's talk
about it.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I put on the Twitter and the Instagram it was
your birthday extravaganza.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yes, And so we're like, what are we gonna do
for my birthday? What are we going to do for
my birthday? And we had gone to a birthday party
a few months back at a bowling alley and ever
since then, my kids have won it. Dad out, Let's
go bowling. Dad out, Let's go bowling. Dad out, Let's
go bowling. So I looked at the wife and I
was like, you know what we should do. We should
go and we should go to the bowling alley.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
We bowling, we don't have to leave the house.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
So she's like, yeah, that's a great idea. So then
one of my kids, not like has something wrong with
his eye and I'm like, oh great. So I was like,
I think you gotta take them to the doctor.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
And this is on the day of your birth.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
This is on my day of my birth. So I'm like,
all right, So we go and we take my kid
to the doctor and what do you know, double pink eye,
Double freaking pink guy. So a nice relaxing day where
the wife was going to take me to lunch. Then
we're going to pick up the kids from daycare and
We're going to go to the bowling alley. I'm spending

(31:43):
it at the doctor's office.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
White the gender reveal paink uy cool.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
All right, So we have all three kids at home,
there's no relaxing. They take a late nap. But you
know what, we're like, let's be We got to decide
are we going to be socially irresponsible and take them
to the bowling alley or are we gonna be like,
oh sorry, Bud, you got pink eye. We can't go.
And we make the decision to be socially irresponsible and

(32:08):
take him to the bowling alley. Now we're talking, yeah,
We're like, you know what, We're not gonna let a
little pink guy stop this party.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Here, take all these wet wives.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
So we roll up to the bowling alley and my
son is pumped. Keith the sunglasses on five year old
is like Dada my birthday. We went to the trampoline park.
That was super awesome. We're going to the bowling alley now,
this is super super awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Is the eye infected? Oozing?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Uh no, no oozing, just really red because.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I will say when Eddie had pink eye for our
CMA cmt ACM Awards, he freaking wore my Oakleys, not
ray bands, two hundred dollars sunglasses and there's still jiz
all over him from his eye.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Now, no ooze, just really really red and so.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Ray I'd love to wear those and remember him.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, I'm like to see where he went.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
So we get there and they have a little like
a restaurant attached to.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
It, a bully yalley.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, like like a little cafe. Like it's just a
bullyon a cafe. No, no, no, So we're gonna eat. We're
gonna eat at the restaurant before we bowl, just because
it's easy, it's convenient, it's there, and so we sit
down and we're eating. We order some food. Food's terrible,
by the way, absolutely terrible.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
The exact spot went there for brunch and bowl.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, well, this is it old fashioned, it's.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
It's out it's meant to be outdated. You might be
talking about two different.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, we might be. It is decorated like it's the seventies.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
That's what I'm talking about. I think it's meant to
be that.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Or did they go face what side of town? North? No,
well north, like you're going to Hendersonville, Goodletsville, all them.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, okay, it's on the left hand side.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Same what.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
They're building a gym next to it.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I don't know about that because I wasn't. We went
there for brunch massive you can bowl the whole family
and the whole school.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
And it's also a concert venue.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Maybe not, I don't know. But anyway, so we go
in there, we order our food, food comes, and we're eating.
Food's terrible. It is terrible. It's fine, it's bowling alley food.
It's not supposed to be amazing. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, what were you wanting five star Michelin.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, No, I'm not expecting five star. I was just
expecting like, okay, like this is but it wasn't that good. Anyway.
As we're eating this, dude sets up a couple of speakers.
He's got his computer and he's like, uh, hey, guys, welcome,
it's a trivia night at the restaurant at the bowling Yeah,
it's just a cafe attack. And we're like, oh, I

(34:46):
told my wife and he was like, five minute call,
five minute call for trivia. Trivia starts in five minutes.
And I tell my wife, Hey, why we're sitting here eating,
we might as well participate in trivia.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm not that good.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
We may not win, but it'll be fun. We got
the kids here. These other teams are real serious. They
have five, six, seven people in a booth. And I said,
we won't even stay for the whole time, obviously, because
we're gonna go bowl when we're done eating. And there's
eight rounds of trivia.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
All handle sports, you handle lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
So I said, just go get a sheet. She's like, okay,
that'll be fun, and so she goes and get the sheet.
First round we go three for three.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Boom. What are the other locals doing?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I don't know, And they don't announce scores, but we
know what we wrote down and we got them all right.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Ray, none of them had GEDs, if you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. They're all drop out.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
One of them was wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
And we get to the third round and these rounds
are going quick, right, third rounds, and my kids are
getting impatient. They're ready to go bull but we're waiting
for the check.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh is it kids are adults trivia?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
No, it's adult. Oh but we're just sitting there eating.
So we just picked up a sheet. Anyway, so my
kids are making noise and kind of walking around the
table and whatever. Dad, let's go bowling, Dad, let's go bowling.
He's like, question number two, what do these have in common?
And my kids are talking like dada, he said boat.
He said boat.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
So he's vocally saying the question. Yes, he's like stumbling
over his words after time. So then hey, microphone, Mike,
shut up.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
So from across the room you hear sh.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
To your kids, to my kids, oh trivia night, to
my freaking kids local and we're like, oh, okay, And
then he says something about a rabbit and my kids,
my dad goes and my three year old goes, Dada,
did he Is he talking about the Easter bunny rabbit?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Is he talking about the sh a whole booth of
six people sh shooting, shuting. My kids up like guys,
listen to you trivia losers, listen. I understand trivia's fun,
but get a damn life. It is trivia at a
bowling alley on a Tuesday night. You need to shut up.

(37:13):
If a kid is talking, who gives a damn You're
not winning a million dollars for this trivia competition at
the bowling alley on a Tuesday night. For you to
sit there and go to a five year old, a
three year old and a one year old, you are
an absolute loser. You are a loser. You need to
get a life. It's fun trivia that you get with

(37:36):
together with your friends at a restaurant on a Tuesday night.
You drink some beers, take them tequila shots, and if
you get them, all right, congratulations. But if a kid
talks in the middle of your damn trivia, there is
no need, no need whatsoever to go sh.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
A local larry your face, mother ger.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Just because you're a loser to does it mean you
need to make those kids a loser.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Where these people lose, I mean, so if we were
to look around the room, are their truck drivers.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
There was one set of truck drivers.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
What about tractor operators?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Didn't see any tractor operators.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Any tuggers whoa lawyers?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Didn't see any lawyers. Definitely saw some dispensary owners.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Ray, they were a little slow answering there, and they.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Were the ones that were shing my kids. The dispensary
owners were shush, shushing my kids. And then there was
cubical people. You know what I mean. You can tell
they work in a cubicle.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Okay, but that's their thing, man, that's their gi I understand,
it's their gig.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
But if you are taking it that serious, you have
a problem.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
What's the prize at stake? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
He didn't even announce that there was prizes. I didn't
hear him say anything about prizes.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
You played a trivia game without knowing if there was
a prize. Wait, I was just tidder. You America's greatest dad. No,
there better been in one thousand dollars at stake.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
We needed we were gonna go bullying. We weren't gonna
stay for the whole name. But while we were in
the room, we were like, we might as well challenge.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Ourselves pointless games with no prize. Family, let's play.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
But the fact that you ssh my kids, you're a loser.
And I was just like, and my wife let me,
and she goes, are they shushing our kids?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
It's a bad part of town. Don't do anything lunch box.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I said, yeah, at Tuesday night trivia, they're shushing our kids.
These are real winners. I never want to hang out
with these people in my real life.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
But we're going back next Tuesday was actually a hell
of a time.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I mean, the trivia was fun until we got shushed
and then we walk up to the counter and it says, sorry,
bullying is closed for the night. And I'm like, what
do you mean it's closed for the night? Like how
can it be closed for the night? Like I looked
on law it says it bullying stops one hour to
close or you know, they don't let out lanes. And

(39:50):
I'm like I look it up and I'm like, but
on here it says they close at eleven. It's only
seven point thirty, Like how can it be closed? And
I just stand there and I'm like, oh man, the
kids like are we going to bowl? Are we get
a bull Are we get a bowl? And I'm like, kids,
we may have to go somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
You kids like virtual reality and they're.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Like, dad and why and I'm like, ah, it seems
like we kind of messed up and we didn't read
the website. Man, I guess it's closed. And we're like,
we're looking up other bowling alleys.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh, so you guys are alley hopping.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
We're gonna have to alley hop. There's other bowling alleys.
We're like, all right, cool, and this guy walks by.
He's like, I'll be right with you guys. I'm like
what and he comes up.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Did I just get propositions?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
And he's like, he goes, hey, what can I do
for you? I was like, are the bowling lanes really closed?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Man?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
He's like no, why And I was like, well, this
sign here says he goes, Oh my bad, I need
to turn that around.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I'm sorry, I mean customer service at his finus.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
He was like, no, man, we just opened at four o'clock.
We're not close yet.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Sorry. I read us and it said you were yeah,
and the game on me for believing a sign.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I was like, my bad, all right, cool, yeah, well
we'll take a lane. Man. How many pairs of shoes.
You need five pairs of shoes. All right, go have
at it. You're on lane number twelve. Have a good night.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Hey, is your kid have pink eye? No, it's a crying.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
It's just the lighting in here, man, it's a reflection.
And so we went and we bowled, and we freaking
threw those bowling balls down the alley and it was
a blast. The kids enjoyed it. We loved it. It
was so much freaking fun.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Did we have a winner and a loser at bowling?
Or does this family not keep scoring?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Well, no, we keep scoring, but we they like this bowling.
Like on the computer, they had all different options, and
we did cosmic bowling.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
See if you do any of those wacky ones. Good
luck with the scoring, didn't nothing. The scoring was absolutely bizarre.
Like I rolled one and I got a thousand points. Wow,
my greatest ever, a million points. I should play on ESPN. Honey,
I'm gonna join the tour.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I mean, I was like, wow, I'm really good at
this bowling. Ding. And we had we used the bumpers
because the kids can't roll up without the bumpers, uh,
And so it had lights all down the bumpers.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Did they turn the lights off.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Well, on the bunk yeah, it's kind of lights are
down low, but on the bumpers they're like red, green, blue, yellow,
and so it like flashing back and forth. And so
it's like disco bowling basically on the lane.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
So is it pitch dark.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
In there now? It's not pitch dark? What's disco bowling?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Hell, the lights just went out. Where's the kids?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
And the kids like my kid would get one and
it would triple his points, so he'd get three hundred
for the roll, but then it'd be nine hundred and
he was like, I mean, he was so excited that
at the end of the night he had twenty two
thousand points.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, I would say that's cosmically confusing.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Cosmically I have no idea who won, because I don't
like it didn't. I don't know who not now in
the most pins, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
What a black But that was for the birthday.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Birthday absolutely fun. The kids, Like my three year old,
we tried to bowl a third game and he rolled
it about five times and he goes that out out,
I want to roll it anymore. I'm tired, And then
I was like, we need to go so we each
rolled it one more time and we left and that's
when the meltdown started. And we got home, got them

(43:12):
to bed at about nine forty five on the birthday night.
It was a great birthday except for the sh So
I just a shusher, yeah, so I just I just
want to give a message. Can you turn that music
down please? I just want to give a message to
people that play trivia if you like, really, really really really,

(43:32):
I understand having fun with your friends, but shushing other people.
Stop it. It's for fun, Like, get a life, get
find a hobby. I know that's your hobby, but you
are a loser if you shush other people. That's all
I have to say. Well, and I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yes, yes, about trivia night. I've had friends text me, hey,
do you want to go to trivia on Wednesday night?
And I text back, Never text me again, lose my number.
Who makes appointment nights for trivia night? Not me, coach.
I'll hang up, listen and we'll.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Take a break.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Hey Thursday, trivia, see you there.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I mean trivia is fun. I mean it's fun. I'm
not very good my team whenever I go. I'm never
like we never win. I've been a couple of times,
but it's not like appointment, like there's people. You could
tell there was people that are there every single week
because they were going up and high fiving the host, like,
good to see you, man, Hey, how you been, Like
do you have a good week? And it's like that's

(44:26):
their Tuesday night thing?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Who's the host? Drew Carrey?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
No, it was, uh Trivia Tim was his name? No? No,
he said, I'm Trivia Tim.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh he's known.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
He goes, Hey, guys, Trivia Tim here ready for Tuesday
Night Trivia. It will begin in five minutes. Come on
up and get.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Your Did you get a last name? I'd look him up.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
No, but he was like, and if you answered online,
if you follow us on Instagram and you answered the
question that we posted today, you get three free bonus points,
make sure you write that on your sheet. I'm like,
I don't know these people are serious that they're worried
about those three extra bonus points that from the Instagram.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Well, and what happens interesting at trivia night unless it
ends with a wet tea contest?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I'm out, Yeah, Well, I mean college is power Ray
We left at halftime?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Oh what happened to our group over there. S Oh,
the shushbirds got them our local.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
No. When we walked down there, like finally they all
clapped like, yeah, now we can play trivia. Now we
can play trivia.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Screw you, you lot lizard, but no, really, we better
take a break.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Ray, you may be rich. You might be rich. Ray. Hey,
enter Miami is amazing.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Guy. MESSI is so good. They started at plus five thousand.
I was begging the masses, telling you, guys, the bet
at is it gonna happen? Probably not. But it went
from plus five thousand to them winning at all to
plus fourteen hundred, which is a significant.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Change, huge change.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
And so if you put that in a parlay, you
can still win craploads. But you really break it down,
they gotta win about seven of their final twelve games
and it doesn't start for another month because there's some
dumb ass tournament dovetailed in the middle of the MLS season.
That makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yes, but what I'm saying is the fact that they
have MESSI and you're seeing this already. Messi is head
and shoulders above any player in the MLS.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
If you watch the highlights, it goes MESSI misses MESSI
gets his own ball Messi into the goal. I mean,
what is his inner murals in Nashville?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Like, is no one gonna guard him?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Are you just gonna leave him wide open the whole time?
It doesn't make any sense, but he is so amazing
and so good. He had another two goals and an assist.
Dude is balling.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, you're not gonna get the beautiful plus five thousand juice,
but you're gonna still get something that's gonna generate your
bet times ten. So you do an Inner Miami and
a Heisman pick picked Drake White, whatever his name is,
you can make craploads of money right now. The future's
betting is how you make tens of thousands of dollars
only putting up one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
No, I understand that. But what I am saying is
I am so impressed what he's like. I was like, Okay,
he's gonna be good. He's been amazing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Every time there's a highlight for Inner Miami, it's him.
I think did they not even feel the team before?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I don't even think they used to show highlights of
Inner Miami. They never even They would just skip over them.
They were so bad, and now that Messi's there, they're
gonna be on Sports Center every single time Inner Miami
has a game, they will show a highlight on Sports Center.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I've never once seen their colors, but apparently it's pink,
because there's every time. I think it's the breast cancer
awareness the pink or whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh you think it's that. It's a suder g Comen
March for whatever. What a massive thing for breast cancer awareness.
If they're not partnered with him, they should be. I
have no idea who they're partnering with, except for I
know they're partnering with publics Now because Messi went there.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
We know that. Also, if they winning, dude, I'm buying
the Messy shirt that Fabletics is putting out. It's like
a seventy dollars shirt, but I'm getting it.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
If they keep winning, they're gonna keep You need to
buy it because Messi is not going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
And also, can this tournament they're playing randomly? Can it
just end? Because it's confusing as hell. All I know
is they're twelve points behind the eighth to ninth place
team that starts in like three weeks.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Which August twentieth is when it's back.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, we just need to get to that. And the
women's soccer is even more confusing. There's a tie. I hear,
we're good? Are we not good? They play at two
am or they played at eight pm? What is going
on with women's soccer? Are we good or not?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I told you because it's terrifying me. After that first
game against Vietnam, I said, we're not very good. And
we play the Netherlands and oh my god, I thought
we looked terrible. Again they were just passing circles around us.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
See, then we can't do that, guys right now, noted
our firm is not backing a USA women's no future.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I'm still backing the US women because I will never
give up on the US women split decision. Then, but
I don't understand us. Hey, Ray, they look terrible. They
look awful. Their midfield is terrible. They I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I mean, you're the soccer expert. I try to give
you my expertise, and crap I know about. I tell
you people, Baltimoreioals are gonna win the East, Texas is
gonna win the West. I'm a baseball I would I
would say, savant, tell me some soccer knowledge. You don't
tell us crap.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Well, I'm gonna tell you what. Trinity Rodman, Dennis Rodman's daughter.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Is soccer.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, she's supposed to be one of our best players.
She's got to be better. She looks awful. Two games in.
I feel like she is terrified to be out there.
She can't dribble the ball to save her damn life.
Every touch she has is heavy and gives it right
back to the defense. She has done nothing that I've
seen that has impressed me at all for how good
she is supposed to be. Trinity Rodman, Hello, Oh, the

(50:00):
World Cup has begun. I need you to wake up,
get your head out of your ass, and do something.
I don't understand how you do nothing the entire game.
You run around, you get the ball stolen from you,
over and over and over and over and over again.
Your passes are terrible.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Who we're even money for the group? Do we have
to win the group to go to the next round?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
You got to be top two in the group. But
here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Oh, that scared the crap out of me. I was like,
we're about to be out of the tournament. In the day.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
No, we have a hard situation right now because we
needed to score a lot of goals against Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
And we scored one, we scored three.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Oh. The Netherlands passed circles around us and they just
kept doing it and we were running all around. We
put the pressure on them in the second half a
little bit. We were in there in a lot. We
got a little more creative. I don't know it was
ever like from the seventieth minute mark when Horan got
freaking I mean, I thought her knee was destroyed when

(50:59):
she got run over. All of a sudden, that let
a fire under their ass, and they were in Netherlands
freaking eighteen yard box the rest of the time. Boom boom, boom,
boom boom. But it's gonna come down to gold differential
because the Netherlands is gonna beat Vietnam, right.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
You want to blow these teams out.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Right, and so we're gonna tie, We're gonna beat Portugal,
and so we're gonna have two wins and one tie.
Netherlands is gonna have two wins and one tie.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
But the top two move on.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
But you want to be the number one, so you
play the number two seed from another bracket. You don't
want to play a number one seed.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
All right, this isn't looking good.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
So it's gonna come down to gold differential. So if
Netherlands goes out and scores nine against Vietnam, we're gonna
have to score like seven against freaking Portugal.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
You go to the bar and you say gold differential.
You already are gonna know most in most people at
the bar, that's how you land a chick gold differential.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
And you got it. You. I mean, here's the problem.
The game I think is at one am next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
It's these times are throwing me off. I went to bed,
I'd been in bed three hours and learned USA played that.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
So we are gonna have to get up early on
Tuesday evening, Tuesday morning, whatever it is. I don't know
if it's Tuesday morning or I think it's Tuesday morning
one am, and we got to cheer them on. We
need USA. So I'm gonna be up at one am
watching this game live. Well, yeah, I mean, I am
such a dedic and then I'll go back to sleep
for like two hours and then I'll come to work.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
And it only happens once every four years. So you're
a soccer guy, I would expect you to get up
and watch it. Yes, kids, get up.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I don't like our Mabelle like I don't know if
she's not healthy, but she needs to be playing that.
She needs to start like. She's so good, she's so fast.
She looks tiny and skinny and doesn't look like she
could be athletic at all, but she is freaking phenomenally
fast and she reeks havoc on the field. Play here more, please.
I don't know what we're doing, but our defense looks shaky.
Our midfield is terrible. Trinity Rodman, who's supposed to be

(52:50):
amazing Alex Morgan hasn't scored yet, but she's been good.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Don't get me started on the national land.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I don't care about that. I mean, who cares if
they sing it or not? Who? Yes, I just need
Trinity Rodman to wake up, That's what I'm just saying it.
She's she's supposed to be one of our goal scores
and she hadn't done anything.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Well, all I know is we were two times your money,
and let's say Spain was maybe five times your money.
Now it's worth two times your money, and I believe
Spain is three times in England's like four times. Yeah,
it's uh so that gambling gods still have US as favorite.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
They have US plus one twenty five to make it
to the final and Spain is plus one sixty five
to make it to the final, to make to make
it there.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Guys, we are firm is not backing a USA champ.
I am USA USA. But Alex Morgan take some of
these people one on one.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I don't know. Maybe you're supposed to be there just
to distribute and flick it on. And Haran, I mean,
you're a beast. She's a beast.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Come on, fleck yourself.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
And Smith I think is her name. She's so freaking fast, dude.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Well I wish I could have saw it. So not
only am I. The worst thing to bet on is
something you don't watch, something you know nothing about, and
something that is frankly confusing. And that's what I what
it's not.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's really not gonna that's.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
One of my firms not backing the US.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Well, what is confusing about it?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
The ties? I thought we were gonna win or lose.
I was a deserved damn.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Tie because in group play there can be a.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Tie that's confusing. Now I get it.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Once we get to the after this, after group play,
we have everybody will have one more game in the
group play. Then we go to single elimination. You lose,
you're out. So if you tie after whatever, you go
to extra time. After extra time it's still tied, you
go to PK's PKS.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
So but yeah, Justin needs it. He just just that.
He just hit me up. He's been in Arizona for
his birthday that you guys shared together. Yeah, and he
said he needs a futures bet because his just went bust.
He was doing some thirteen run pool and it went,
it went belly up. So he needs another futures bet.
And I'm telling you it's got to be Heisman, maybe
a little into Miami. It's still risky. It ten times

(54:52):
your money. Uh, but now's the time to do it,
before NFL, before college football, before baseball. You can pick
a division winner, so you have all the This is
the most the best time to do a future's bet
of the entire year. And I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Speaking of birthdays, I'd like to say happy birthday to
my mom. Happy birthday, Mother, today's her birthday. Thank you
for everything you do. And when they FaceTime me the
other night ray for my birthday, I'm at the bowling alley.
My mom is laid up on the table with a
sheet over her and my dad's standing over her shoulder.
They were recreating my birth.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Ray. It was actually very movie.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Huh freaking hilarious as I opened the FaceTime at the
bowling alley and sh and they are recreating my birth
forty two years later. Absolutely, my dad had a freaking
wig on.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
No, not you guys, I love you.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
But yes, I am the best birthday present my mother
has ever had. So Happy Birthday to my mother. And
then we have an email. Coaches, I have the same
birthday as Lunchbox and Justin. I only turned eighteen though,
what are some tidbits of advice you have as I
go off to college and live my adult life? I
love the pod and have been listening for probably two
years now. Happy birthday, coach, much love, James in Virginia.

(56:15):
He doesn't say where he's going to college. James, we
need to know where you're going to college and pack
a couple of gloves, not the baseball mets h James.
Let me tell you what dude. Hopefully you're living in
the dorm, James, because dorm life is freaking amazing.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Try and get unisex.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yes, but James, live in the dorm because you're gonna
meet so many freaking people in the dorm. If you
live off campus or you live in an apartment, it's
come and go. You don't really talk to people. When
you're in the dorm. You're walking down those hallways. You
are forced to talk to people, and it is awesome.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yeah, you would think it sucks, right, but you're gonna
it's it's so random, and I mean every third day
there's a chick and a towel.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Every third day there's someone new. You're like, I've never
met that person. And you meet new people all year
long in your dorm. It's freaking fantastic.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
How's it going, Wes. I'm Jason, Hey kid, I'm his roommate.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
James. Don't forget, dude, you really, I mean, don't forget
to have fun and people. People go to college and
they think, but don't don't go crazy, don't flunk out. James.
I don't know if you're If you listen to pod
you're pretty smart.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Yeah, and the parties I mean ninety percent of them
get broken up by the cops. So you have your
own party. That's you paying a homeless guy to buy
you beer. We do not approve of that or condone it,
but just that's what you're having your own fun. Everybody
says they go to these parties, ninety nine percent of
them suck suck, and the other one percent gets busted

(57:44):
by a cop and the other point zero zero zero
one percent there's it doesn't even happen, and people just
talked about it. So have your own fun. That's really
the best thing I can tell you.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Also, if you're going to a major University of James,
gotta go to the sporting events, Gotta go to the basketball,
gotta go to the football, got I go to the tailgates.
That is where it's at. If you're going to a
major university. If you're going to a small school, yeah,
sports they don't really. I mean at UTSA, sports weren't
a big deal. Yeah, that's my only regret about college life.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
If you're trying to land a chick, tell her you're
on the rugby team, the lacrosse team. Name a sport
that you can't easily look up and then that gives
you street cred and they'll never be able to fact
check you.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
That's a great point. And hey, sign up for Intermurals
even if you've never played it, like kickball, softball, ultimate, frisbee,
whatever it is. Play intermurals because it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
And don't go home on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
That's exactly right. Don't don't be one of those kids like,
oh I got them. I'm you know, like it's gonna
be you're gonna get homesick and you're gonna want to
go home, But don't go home every freaking weekend.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
We had friends that would come back and they I
have no idea what they did with their parents and
their old high school friends, but they'd come back and say, hey,
what happened. Well, I don't know, Jeremy bang Sarah and
Mary's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I mean a lot happened. What did you do? My
mom and I folded laundry and they made me my
favorite stuff, peppers. Yeah, And we went to the movie
and I watched my sister's ballet recital. Okay, cool man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I got kicked out of the dorms for gambling illegally
on sports, and we also got caught with beer. Other
than that, nothing new.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
The dice game down in the laundry room. It got
broken up by the ra. Man got broken up by
the ra cops came busting through the windows. How about you,
oh man, I got ice cream with my grandparents.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I was hometown. Man. Doesn't happen in my town.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Oh well, my high school they won their football game
twenty eight to seven. So happy birthday, James. Let us
know where you're going to college, man, Let us know.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
I guarantee it's a CC community college.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Oh you think so?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
The average kid goes to community college more than you
would think right out of high school coachers.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
My son is in his second year of ever touching
a baseball in his eighth year old all star team
have went twelve and zero through their district and state
tournament after bringing the first state baseball title home to
littletown in Green Back, Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Hey kid, I'd love to coach dam.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
We head out July twenty seventh to Hattiesburg, Mississippi as
a team to play against ten other states in the
twenty twenty three DyB Division two A World Series. Just
wanted to give a shout out to my son, Number
forty nine. Let's go, and that is from time. Good
luck to you guys this weekend. Time. Try the hidd

(01:00:32):
and ball trick that hey, that is one that people
have not been doing enough.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
That one. And then also you don't even have to
touch the base on double plays. And make sure he
pimps a home run if he gets one. Other than that,
close out the email.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
That's it, Ah, right, everybody, I have a great weekend.
We gotta go to a meeting. We got a meeting
two o'clock, two o'clock. Uh, hopefully we'll be maybe, hey,
maybe we'll be able to announce that city on Monday. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
And guys, get a sore loser's hat. What's our website,
shops dot com. Honestly, we're gonna get some new merch.
But that stuff that's there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Get it, get it for it's gone. It'll be a
collector's item.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
We're gonna retire it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
And the shirts with Eddie on them are gonna be vintage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
They're gonna be in the burn pile.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
And I've been hitting you guys with Heisman stuff. I
really do think it's a four horse battle right now.
I think it's Drake May Caleb Williams. I'm ruling out Pentatonics.
Give me both.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Oh my god, just on the no, hold on up up.
Two days ago you said it has to be Pentatonics
no bow Knicks, and now it has to be bon Knicks,
but not Pentonic.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It's not Pentatonics. He has such a tough schedule, and
he doesn't run as much as I thought he was
going to. And he's not gonna throw three or four
touchdowns a game. It doesn't matter how many four hundred
yard games he has. So take Washington Pentatonics out. It's
either gonna be USC, Caleb Williams, Drake May at North Carolina,
bow Knicks at Oregon, and then my final guys, Jayalen
Daniels at LSU. They have such an easy schedule. Honestly,

(01:02:05):
they could run the table and with his legs he
can get the four touchdown threshold.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
So yeah, all right, have a good weekend. Ray. What
are you doing this weekend? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
This weekend? Pool party was last weekend, So basically wide open,
all right, good cat training. We may have to work
on the property now that we have property. I don't
even know what that phrase means, but I think I'm
about to learn.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
All right, well, good luck, thank you, Pam. You wide
open man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Another birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
No, there is a party. There is a party, but
siblings aren't invited, so me or the mom has to go.
Other one has to stay back with other two kids.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
That's actually the best. Yeah, let your freak flag fly ray.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah, and man, on Monday, I'm gonna talk about golf
with Pits. Man. I went to play golf with Pits. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Brother, I'll show you how to hit this brother.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yeah, all right, have a good day, have a good weekend. No, no,
I'm tired. All right, we're out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Brother. I didn't hit the fairway once today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Brother, Now he hit it a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I saw the picture. He was in a bush. Those
aren't in the fairway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Yeah, that was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I'll tell you play it as it lies, brother, from
this guy's backyard.