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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, all right, man, what a weekend. I mean,
(00:04):
edge of your seat, no drama.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You couldn't have hit it more and nail on the head. Man,
You honestly may be ahead of your time.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The nil thing ruined college basketball's.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't know if it's ruined it or if the
top four teams were just head and shoulders above everybody else.
Now I will say I didn't get to see the
end of the Florida Texas Tech game. That was drama,
but Duke wipe the floor. Auburn from the jump was
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even close Houston. Tennessee had eight points with three minutes
left in the first half. It was like, what are
we doing? Guys? Like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I mean, I would love to say I told you that,
but I did. Michigan State sucks. I knew they weren't
able to keep up with Auburn. And the Tennessee balls
are what we thought they were. They were gonna shoot bricks.
They built a brick house. It was a beautiful brick house.
That game was and even worlds close, No, I mean
it was Gonzo. And the funny thing about the Michigan
State game, Yeah, they got cute with their defense there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We'll get into it. Yeah, we'll get We'll get into it.
We'll get into it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I mean more importantly, I have to bring up something
about Buddy Glass later. We have to get into the
Michigan state zone or full court press, and then we
need to talk about Buddy Glass. Oh, well, you talk
to Buddy Glass close. We have a Buddy Glass sighting
hit it man. Yeah, we got to get to the
hit it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
The mouse doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh man, should we go take batteries out of another mouse?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
If you want to fill of us?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, go ahead, man. I'm gonna tell you what. This
is a great mounday. It's Final four week and I
remember living in San Antonio and it being so amazing,
the river Walk being right there. I mean, just a
spectacular time. But that Alamodome for basketball might be the
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worst venue I've ever seen in my life. And people
going the Final four. I understand if you're a Houston fan,
if you're a who else is in a duke, But
would you really want to sit way up at the
top and not be able to see them? They look
like miniature micro machines. If you know what micro machines
are from when we were kids. That's what the players
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are gonna look like. If you're way up at the top,
wouldn't you rather just watch it on TV? Oh yeah,
I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. If I'm right there
on the front, I get it. But way up there
at the back of Alima, no, no, thank you. Lie.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That battery had a lot of juice. Yeah right, they
bring them fully packed with a lot of juice.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Where'd you get it?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Under my board?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I always have an emergency one, so now I won't
have that emergency one. So we'll be doing the big
show the border go Dead, and that emit emergency battery
will be in the podcast studio.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well it'll be important because the mouse works. We don't
have to worry about it every time. Now.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Uh yeah, sorry, Bones, my emergency battery I used on
the side podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
My bad.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I know we put the big show first.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
My bad.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'm fired, Os.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
This is your firing. But you still got sore Losers. Man,
That income is really gonna Hey, that's gonna float the family.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That is a problem. Bones, I guess I should not
have used that battery on the Sore Loser Show. It's
a great point. Oh man, Yeah, we gotta do a
live Yeah, we do, all right, guys. Arnold is off today.
He is actually headed to the Final four. He's heading
to San Antonio road trip, so he's gonna him an abbey.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
She's still gotta do work on.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
The Big Show, doing the phone stuff. But Arnold is headed.
He will report live from the Alamo Dome.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And he is not driving. He's going Greyhound.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And when I told him the Alamo Dome, he thought
I meant Alamo. He thought they're gonna play the games
where Daniel Crockett and Davy Boone took all those gunshots.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh yeah, right about and you know it's crazy. We
told him it's right across from Modom two Sad's wax Museum,
and he didn't understand what that was. He's like, do
they have a figure of me? There?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
No, no, Arnold, it's Ripley's believe.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It or not. All that. Yeah, right there across the
street from the Alamo in surprising Alamo not very big.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I've been there.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I've been there fifteen times.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
My parents, for whatever reason, picked San Antonio is the place.
And now that I think of it, they've done it
almost every year since I was in college. I had
memories of when Boomer was in Maria's belly. I had
memories of Boomer at one. I go, huh, yeah, we
were at that place in San Antonio. Oh yeah, then
when you were one, we were at that place in
San Antonio. And I'm like, now I'm thirty nine. Oh yeah,
my parents are at that place in San Antonio. I
guess they go there every year. And I just realized it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, I'm been to San Antonio in a while, So
I really wonder if the Riverwalk is better than it
was when I was in college.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, Dad, I'd love to see the Alamo. I haven't
seen it before. Kidding, this is my fifteenth time. Can
I get a punch ticket? Maybe next one's free.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, I don't really understand, because I mean, when I
was in college, all the restaurants on the Riverwalk were garbage,
gar bosh och.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
My parents go there every year. Can we try to
build it up a little bit?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
The riverwalk's boring as crap and the trash restaurants are garbage.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, they really were, and they didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Addict last resort they put a cap on you and
slap you around in cars.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
They're still there.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It was when I went there. It's what I.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Don't get the joke in it, because don't get me
started on that because they do the same thing in
kyote Ugly and Nashville. Guys, we got to start the show,
but the kyote Ugly in Nashville does the same theme.
And I go there, want to drink. Lady sticks twenty
five straws in my drink. I couldn't drink it, and
then as I'm trying to drink it, I have to
pull all the straws out. Half my drink was then
on the table and she didn't put the line in it,
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so it was straight vodka. And I go, huhuh, this
is really funny, but I actually want to drink to
drink hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I love getting treated like s and paying for it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah. When I went to Dick's last resort the first
time ever, it was in Chicago when I was like
thirteen or fourteen, amazing, they hanging from the ceiling. They
had topless women on their box of matches and it
was like man, and I got every damn box of
match there was. As a fourteen year old, I was
like Yeah, I was like, mom, this place is so cool.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
We went to Dick's last resort in Chicago youth group.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Dude, we were probably there at the same time, ninth
maybe eighth grade, and one year it was in two
thousandth that's not important, but it was nineteen two thousand,
nineteen ninety nine, dude. I was there in ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, we had the whole week we'd preached abstinence in
sex and we walked in, dude, and there's all these
massive bras.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I was like, I don't know what you've been preaching, teacher,
but holy crap is awesome. Yar give me.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
A second their uh ministry teacher. I can't get up
at the table right now.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Did you go to a Cubs game while you were there?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
White soxed? We went to Poor Rock?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
All right, just start the show. I was there in
Chicago with Chess Day in ninety nine. We went to Wrigley.
Chess Day got tossed. He got tossed out of Wrigley.
That's a record, he got tossed out of Wrigley. Dude, here,
it's the greatest. So we get there.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, I was gonna say, the story is to follow, right.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah. So we get there and we're sitting in our
seats and Sosa is on deck and I'm a huge
Cubs fan right all at Cork and he's like, I'm
gonna go get a picture of Sosa for you. And
he goes down there and he sits down in a seat,
you know, just to take a picture, like in between pitches.
He's gonna take a picture, disposable camera everything, and someone goes, usher,
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he's not supposed to be sitting here, and let me
tell you about Chess Day. He had a quick temper
back in the dayoids and he was like, man, I'm
just trying to get a picture of Sosa. Just relax.
He goes, you're not those aren't your seats? And then
Chess Days like f off man to the usher to
the other fan, oh okay. And then the usher comes
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down he's like, hey, man, you gotta go, you gotta go.
He's like, hold on, man, I'm just trying to get
a picture of Sosa. So he starts taking a picture
of Sosa on the on deck circle and the guy
trying to knock his camera, and Chess Day's like, what
the you think you're doing? F you, f you, and
he's like you gotta go, and he starts walking, goes no,
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you're out of the park. Balance and chess Day's like,
f you, f you you know what I mean, Like
this is Wrigley Field. I thought this was supposed to
be the friendly confines, you mother, more like the mean confines.
So he gets tossed unfriendly. But here's the problem. We
don't know where chest Day goes.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Gotta follow you. Hey, hey man, you good.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Uh this is before cell phones, bro.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You yelled to him, hey man, you good.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, we thought he was just going, like to the
bathroom or something. We didn't know he got tossed. So
the game is over and I'm with no teeth Keith,
chess Day's dad, and chess Day's brother Robin, and we're like, man,
we don't know what to do. We don't know what
to do. I guess we'll walk back to the van
Brutal and we get back to the van tey me
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Sosa Grand Slam. Now this is after the game. The
Cubs win, and chess Day's taking clubs win, chess Day's
taking a nap in the van. The Cubs win. He
had gone and found a bowling alley, bowled a little bit,
then went to the car and took a van and
took a nap.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Leads me to my question, how did we make it
without cell phone?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't know. I don't know because now I'm thinking
about it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
When we went, we went because I went in college,
went to the Cubs games, and I guess we did
carry cell phones. That's not a great example, but if.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You ever went to stuff, you had to stay with
your friends or you'd lose them.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like at a music festival, how did people find each
other at a music festival?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You would just hope to bump into him, have to,
and especially actually now Wi Fi's down and bad. At
music festivals, it's probably the same type of thing. You
just hope you see him, that chick that you're trying
to hook up.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Here because it's amazing. Like you go to acl and
one person's watching Willie Nelson. Another person's camped out for
cold Play. Willie Nelson's terrible. Can't understand the word he's
saying to you, say, hey, headed over to Coldplay, and
they text back, Hey, I'm about ten people to the
left of the tall green flag, halfway back left hand
side of the stage. Amazing. Before you just be like,
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no chance, I'm gonna find my friends.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Dude, and I don't that I think about it. When
I moved to Texas, I don't believe I had a
cell phone. So when South Beach picked me up at
the airport, I gave him my flight time and just
trusted that he was going to pick me up. And
he did with a thirty pack of Miller light. That
started my college days. That's like I looked in the
back and I said, South Beach, why do you have
all your stuff in the back of your vehicle? You're
picking me up. I'm going to Texas State. He goes, DA,
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I'm going to Texas State too. That's how much we
think about ourselves in life. I go, I totally forgot
you're going to Texas State too.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I was just thinking to myself, same trip, we were
staying at Grandma's my grandma Chicago, Yeah, south Side, Marco.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
MILANOI we're all over the country. Okay, let me hit
the sound effect for a country. Oh, it's the nevermind
keep going.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And Chess Day was there and he wanted to go
to Woodstock in New York, and he wanted to take
a bus by himself to New York to go to Woodstock,
and his parents were like, no, we're not letting you go. No,
So he gets mad and he storms out of my
grandma's house.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, he did have an anger issue.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Storms out, dude, he's gone for like an hour.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Chess Day And.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
We get a call Grandma's phone and it's Chess Day's
mom back in Austin telling us where Chess Day is.
You know why? Because he got lost phone. No, he
got lost no cell phone. Had to use a payphone
to call his mom because he didn't know grandma's number,
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and his mom had to call my grandma's house and
let us know where he was. We went and picked
him up at the payphone, and then we put him
on a bus to New York and he went to
Woodstock by himself. Sheesh.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And that is why cell phones. It was important back
in the day to be on time. Now with cell phones,
do you really have to be on no other than
the Bobby Bone.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Show that starts at five am? You coming right now?
You have a cell phone.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
If you were gonna be way late, you would have texted, hey, man,
I'm gonna be late for the pod today. But I
just trusted you're gonna be here. And if you wouldn't
have been then we could have contacted each other.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Ray, we're in the same building too.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, it's no, it's literally. Hey, we're meeting for lunch.
Be there at noon. You can show up at twelve
to twenty. Hey man, Sorry runing a few minutes late.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Grab a drink at the bar. Sorry about that. Without
cell phones back in the day, it was rude. Now,
as long as you text at the correct time. Guys,
the times have not evolved with society. It doesn't matter
to be on time anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Perfect example, I was going to see a movie with
no teeth Keith back in I'm gonna say ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Hey kid, I'll meet you at the pop machine. Look
for me, and I got two things a popcorn.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I want to fact check me on this. We're gonna
go see Box Full of Moonlight. I'm gonna take you
to snow Light at the movie theater across from North
Cross Mall. And we were going to the four thirty.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Showing North Cross. Is that the west side of Austin, No, Central,
that's Barton Creek Mall. Barton Creek, Yeah, no, uh.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And we were gonna meet there because I was gonna
get out of Anderson Drive over there and meet there
and watch Box full of Moonlight. This is no cell phone,
so I'm just relying on Keith to be there. You
had to trust and I show up. No Keith, no Keith,
no teeth, Keith, no teeth, Keith, no show So I
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went up, bought me a ticket for a box of
Moonlight for one please, went in, watched the movie well,
and Julia show's there and I talked to him the
next day. He goes, kid, how come you didn't show
up to the movie. I'm like, what do you mean?
He goes, kid, I rolled up about four thirty and
didn't see you there, and I was like, I was
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already in the theater. He goes, Kid, you were in
the theater and I said, yeah, goes cause kid, I
bought a ticket and I watched the movie too. So
so what time? We both watched the movie, but not
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next to each other because we both thought another one
didn't show up. Kid, I would have loved to have
watched it with you, kid. Wasn't it a beautiful movie?
It actually was a beautiful movie. Keith.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, I heard a person crying, a woman. It was me, Kid.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Did it sound like this? Oh? Kid? I was crying.
That was me, he said, kid, I'm glad you liked
it as much as I did. Kid, I told you
it was a beautiful movie. That's the third time I've
seen a kid. Kid.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
My favorite part of the movie was when it said
the and I was exhausted.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I had to get home. Let's start the show. Let's
start it. Let's start it.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Wow, we covered some ground we did.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right, we're gonna do it. Oh the one two?
So loser? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give the sports facts
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all.
It is sison.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Lunch is choking on something this morning, maybe eggs and
baky yeah, brought up.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I'm from the North Alpha male.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I live on the North side of Nashville with my
wife's Broadway Girl now country girl.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's great. We love it.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Two point two acres, two point five kids, a Vanderbilt
clinic now justin overseeing them.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He is the resident. No, he's not resident anymore. He's
signed a contract.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Physiologist electrophysiologists, so he has a real job, deals with kids' hearts.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Over to you, man, I ran aste.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
So, so is he like full time? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I guess apparently worked like three days a week before.
No wonder he was wide open Now I never hear
from it. He goes, hey, man, do you watch sports anymore?
That was the only text I got it. Then he
was on his way to work or something.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Does he get paid? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, yeah usually these jobs now at our age, you
hope somebody's doing something that's paid.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well. A lot of doctors they have to go through
a lot of schools, so they don't get paid till
they're like forty years old, right am I not? Am
I crazy?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
They get paid but are so far in debt?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
No, it's they're getting paid very well.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because cousin Andrew was here last week and he has
a buddy that lives in Dallas. Him and his wife
are both doctors. J and I said, oh, do they
still love it? He goes, not so much.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's a deep question, coach, Do you love it?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
He said, not so much.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What if somebody asked you if you love the podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I'd say yes, oh yeah, and I said, and he goes,
but they feel kind of stuck. He goes, because up on.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Front Street they're pretty much at a debt end job.
They hate their life, bad marriage, no sex.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Well, now they have two kids, so they do have.
But they went to all that schooling and then once
they got into it, they realized, Man, it's a lot
of hours, a lot of long working, a lot of hours,
and they are kind of stuck because they're so far
in debt. So they can't just decide, you know, I
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want to go to be an accountant, because they couldn't afford
to because I got to pay all that money back.
So it's something they've been dreaming of since they were
in the seventh grade. After doing it all, I don't
really love it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
My advice is if it's something you kind of like,
you're not gonna love your job.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know if anybody goes to work like, oh,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know if there's anybody like that. Every person
stuts to wake up in the morning. The hardest part,
and I've realized it now that we have sometimes we
have easier days, harder days. The hardest part of the
day every day, regardless of the workload, is waking up.
Other than that, it's all kind of the same.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
So you got a doctor. You know, you wake up
in the morning either, Do you like being a doctor
your morning an accounting? Yeah, a little bit, and probably
go with that one. You know, there's nothing you're just like,
oh man, I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
There's nothing it's always gonna be tough and stuff like that.
I don't think there really is that, Oh I love it.
You can make your job tailor it to how your
personality is, your life all that. That ain't something you're
just gonna love love unless you're basically doing nothing. I mean,
most of these hard jobs are tough.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Dude. Yeah, I didn't think about it that way, but
I think I would love being a truck driver. Baser
would see.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And the funniest thing to me is that people get
mad at me when I say about the truck drivers.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Dude, I want to be a truck driver.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I wanted to be one in middle school or elementary school.
I told my parents I said I want to be
a truck driver or a ups guy, and they're like, well,
you probably. My mom explained it to me and she goes, yeah,
her sister tried to do it, and you had to
memorize a bunch of zip codes, and she said it's
very difficult to be a UPS person, and I was like,
oh my gosh, I can't do this. Then mom said
mom My mom goes, I failed and her my aunt
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her sister passed it, so her sister became a UPS person,
And my mom's like, yeah, you would never be able
to do it.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's so hard. My dad at one point tried to
be a mailman because repairing your model houses. He's like, man,
I'm just not making enough. I can make more as
a mailman. Test was impossible. Then there you go impossible,
zip Co's addresses off by one number, and he was
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just like, never mind, I'm not gonna do that. I
remember him talking about that, and it's talking about the
addresses being so difficult.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
And then my parents said, I saw the UPS drivers
driving through a city Chicago, New York. Oh gosh, how
do they do that? No, that looked awesome to me.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I want to do that.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
My mom goes, well, I don't know if that's.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Really the career for you. There was other reasons she
gave me, but probably can't say them.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Got it now.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's like, why would you talk a kid away from
not doing dude?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And that affected me. I never then wanted to do it.
I go, well, Mom said I probably wouldn't be picked
for the job. Maybe it was a height thing. Maybe
I wasn't tall enough for the Cavs.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, maybe she didn't think you'd see over the steering wheel.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
But because of that, because of the story she told
about her sister, I knew I couldn't work in ups.
And then they just said that. They go, yeah, it's
probably not gonna be the career for you, and so
I went different directions. I would love to be a
truck driver.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I would listen to sports talk radio the entire day
and it would be phenomenal and I would love that.
I think that might be the one thing that I
would love. No, no, no, because I don't think you understand
how I daydream. Dude, I would daydream and go through
an entire state, and now with the advent of podcasting,
I would cover ten states. What would seem like an hour.
I think I truly would love that.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Here's the problem. Podcasting was just a minute. So for
the first fifteen years of your career, you would have
been listening to nothing but static on the radio. But
you know how to find this, not when you're in
po dunk, kentunky.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
They all have them, they do.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't know, ray or you get some smut. Yes,
we'll take a break. We'll be right back. Everybody wants
to know how did the soccer game go? Baby Box
three take in the field for the first time ever
on Saturday morning. As we show up, I don't know
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who's on my team, don't know who the kids are,
and people are walking around, Are you coach Gibble? Is
there a coach Gibble around here? And I'm like, oh,
that's me. That's me.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I saw Lunchbox but no, Yeah, we're looking for coach Gibble.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That's me. Oh, nice to meet you. What's your name?
I'm gonna forget it in one minute, so just tell me,
all right, whatever. We have nothing but three year olds
on our team.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And what you should do, honestly, is call the kids
the nickname you give them on this show. That would
make it so much easier on you.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I understand, But I didn't even give them nicknames because
I got to learn their names first. And we have
one kid that turned three on game day, so he
is officially three. He's able to play in the league.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Happy birthday. You're benched the ball came up to his chest.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
He was so small, and I'm thinking, baby box three,
what's he gonna be like on the soccer field. He's
been watching for years, crying to get out there, crying
every time I don't ever get to play soccer. When
we go to his brother's games, we play in the backyard.
We play in the front yard. He is die hard.
(22:33):
He's been counting down the days till he has a game.
So we get everybody together. We're like, hey, we got
to come up with a team name. We gotta come
up with a team name. And they're like, team Orange
because our jerseys were orange. Oh, and I'm like, the
only problem is next week we may be green because
they're reversible, so that would look weird if we're team
orange and we're green next week. And I was like,
(22:55):
what about team smelly pants. That's good stinky pants. Sorry,
so we are team stinky pants. Did they laugh at that?
You got them going like you have stinky pants? I
was like, not me, not me, Like yes you do,
yes you do.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh, y'all the moms are laughing, Hey ladies, well we'll
have a good game.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Parents love the name. They were all on board.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Moms and dads. There largely moms.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Moms and dads wow, shocking in America, and grandparents Ray.
A lot of divorce, a lot of grandparents, a lot
of single parent homes.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
There was one with two moms that was awesome. Go
tell do you?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I mean, that's a new it's a new world out there.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And so I get the starting lineup. I'm like, baby
Box you're starting, let's go.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
You gotta give him it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Throw four other kids around him, don't care who they
are as long as baby Box three is out there
were good. It ha gone more opposite of how I
thought I was gonna go what He had no aggression,
He did not attack the ball. He wanted to play
goalie the whole time, even though there's no goalies good position.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Zimmerman plays it now.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
He plays defense. He doesn't play goalie. And in the
yard with his brother, he's really aggressive and wants to
go get the ball out there. He didn't want the ball.
He didn't want to go get it. He wanted to
stand in the goal and he give up a goal.
He'd be like, that doesn't count. He pointed the other
(24:36):
team that doesn't count. That's funny because that's what he
does in the yard. When I score, they all yell
it doesn't count. It doesn't count. We weren't looking, so
he thinks that works in the field. He goes out
for a sub. Now, all right, Bud, you want to
come back in. Didn't want to come back in, And
(24:58):
I was just like, I don't know what his going on.
We had a couple kids that didn't get off the sideline.
We I don't know. I will be shocked. If we
score a goal this season, it'll be a.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Miracle, not another season of this. We just got through
basketball and it was tough.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Now basketball, we were actually good.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I need you to have a team that is just
overflowing with potential.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
This cuff runneth low, not over.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It is uh, it's it's what one kid wouldn't even
get their jersey on. They were like, nope, not putting
the jersey on. You need to go to a different
part of town. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
A bunch of rich kids. Man private school.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It ain't private. It's not a private school. But it
was a sad sight to see.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Man, your resigned day one.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It was a sad sight to see, Man, is there a.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Coach in any sport that has resigned day one. You
should have set the record. I would have been done.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
So thought about sending it to the group text like hey,
I'm ready to bounce out, Like I'm ready to bounce out.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
That'd have been such a pimp move.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'd been like, you know what, I respect it.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
So this kid, he didn't seem that too into it.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Like, sorry, guys, but uh yeah, they said by Uh,
Larry cannot stop talking about the great snack after the game.
Thanks for our first game. So Larry's worried about the snacks. Wait,
hold on a second. They texted you that, Yeah, there's
a group chat like who texts that?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
A woman or a guy?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh, that's a woman.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I was gonna say, like a dude, I would never
text you, well, because we're friends, but I mean I
would never text like for Boomer's coach.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Hey love the Orange Peels. Thanks another one, great game. Everyone.
Harry said he was ready to play a game this afternoon.
Don't know who Harry is.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Dude, you should just respond to him totally serious. There's
not a game this afternoon, guys. Our next game is
until Tuesday. Please don't confuse the whole group.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, but I don't even know who Harry is so
that I obviously did not learn that kid's name. How
deep is this text thread? There's two more? No, but
how many people are on it? Thirteen?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Nightmare?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Nightmare?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I mean that's brimming on my family text thread. That's
at fifteen.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, Tabitha really enjoyed herself. Thanks everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
All right, dude, how do you even see all these
come in?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Put? Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
This is a nightmare. You got to put it on email.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
There's another one that was so fun. Laney is already
down in the yard practicing with her brother again. I
don't think I ever responded in here before, but I'm
Laney's mom. Can't wait for next weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well, these are a few things a man ought to know.
It's a Laney Wilson song. You guys didn't get the joke. Sorry,
well sorry guys, I don't know what to sell you.
But it was not good. It was a absolute disaster.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
But what was his score?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Sports Center?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well we scored one on ourselves, so it is about
nine to nothing.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Dude, you're like Sports Center right now trying to get
a guys apparently got a partnership with the women's deal.
I haven't seen a man score in five weeks. It's
straight women's center.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Have they done the final four for the women?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yes, trust me, it was all over. Oh what Oh
I went the bathroom. Let's score that Michigan Stadium. Oh
UCLA made the final four? Oh yeah, what Ucla made
the final four?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Men's they weren't even in the tournament. Oh, women's all right,
you gun, they make the final four.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I just saw you at UCLA. But if I pull
it up right now, I guarantee you Texas.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
What do you actually?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
ESPN has a thing now with Major League Baseball, So
I bet it's actually major League Baseball?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh did I call it?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Or did I call it?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
An? Dude?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
We're living.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Tell me who made it in the women's.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'll tell you because guess what, I'm not even looking
at it. I bet the top score is women's basketball.
Look at this, dude, you're right, look at this.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's a straight partnership.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
South Carolina UCLA some other usual suspects. You got to
scroll down about five different times until you get to
Major League Baseball Scores place CHCU tonight to find out
who goes to the final four. Huh so USC no,
South Carolina UCLA and who else?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
YU gone? Is you gone in?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I gotta tell you I haven't been following the women's
ray that's sexist. I told everybody on the staff to
follow both leagues.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Now let's talk about the men's.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, we gotta talk about the men's.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We got to talk about Buddy Glass, and we got
to talk about full court press.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Michigan State, Mission State. My only point is this, why
didn't you full court press whole game? It worked like
a charm the final twelve seconds.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Of the game. Hell, I don't care if guys die
on the court. Run it. Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
The announcers the whole time, they say, well, Michigan State,
they can kind of get it closer.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Guys, it was double digits.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
The whole game is the worst freaking game I've ever seen.
But guess what is.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Th hell of a job with full court press?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
With twenty two seconds left, You guys just both came
within eight. Holy s arrest my case. I'll hang up
and listen. That's the only point I want.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I turned it off.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I didn't even realize it got to within eight, It
got within six. Didn't realize that, And dumb dumb a
might have been Jason richards and Richardson's kid watched it
pass half court.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
They could have got it within three. I think maybe
it was eight. And if he would have made a three,
I was doing the math in my head already would
have got it to five ors.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But Broomey did he ever go back in the game.
I saw him leave the game. Broom got hurt.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's a Ponzi scheme. He was dominating, right, and then
is he hurt? Double double? At halftime, Broomey goes down.
Announcers do the replay. It was his ankle, it was
his a cl and his elbow. Holy crap, Mark, Yeah,
that Pediford guy.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
I thought his name is Pedophile.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
No, he's Petiferred.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh hey is awesome. He's got handled.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
He can drible that ball so bad ass, give me
ten seconds on Broomey goes to the locker room, the
parents crying. They show them. Then Broomy comes out, by golly,
he had an X ray. They basically forwarded it all
the way to Indianapolis Med Center and they said he can.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
He can. He's not dead.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Not only does he come back into the into the court,
they put him in the game. Really, guys, stop with
the whole Rigamar role. But the guy just had an
X ray to see if he was dead, and Pearl goes, hey,
he says he can play.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Get on in there. They didn't need him. Chill out,
stay on the bench.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
He went in for a little bit, drained to three,
gotta rebound.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Crowds going, hey, did he draining three? Into the phone call? Yeah,
and he does that phone Hey, dude, that's the swag
Auburn has been playing with all year.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
If a guy a new rule, you get an X ray,
you set out X amount of minutes, you don't go
back in the game.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
They were up like twenty. What are we trying to prove? Dude?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
And then Houston there's probably twelve guys. You get my point?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Like, I love Houston, Like I think Houston is really good,
and I understand their defense is good, but their offense,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Your name to start with a U Z and it's
a bad team or crier they get some size.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yes, I don't understand how Tennessee was so bad, but
they still got it within nine. At one point it
was like, Houston, what are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
The game wasn't even close.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
It wasn't closing point. The entire it was like twenty
five points. Oh well, near goes one for the world.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
In the announcer show, you gotta appreciate this kid's gumption
to still keep shooting.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
No quite shooting. You're one.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Man that pro keeps shooting up threes.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Give it to the coach's son that the assistant coach
his son was draining. You go sit down because whatever
you're doing is not working.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
And they built a beautiful brick home. If they did
nothing else, they got some home for heroes or something.
There was a brick show put on and it was
a population in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Who beats Duke? How do you beat dude?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
So that's the thing. Can no nobody can beat Duke.
Duke's it Auburn.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Auburn played a very weak Michigan State team who was terrible.
Who they beat the time before wasn't almost who to
Auburn beat before that.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
It was Maryland, Maryland, Maryland.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
No, it was later than that, Maryland.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It was a later one. It was Maryland.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, but they've played played some wikis. It was Creighton's.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
They played crazy stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
It wasn't Maryland.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
They played Creighton in Maryland. Maryland yeah, No.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
It wasn't Maryland, mary Maryland, Yes, no, no, no, yeah Maryland.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
What point is this?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Nobody beats Duke Auburn.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh my gosh, Duke is amazing.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, they whatever. Somebody might have said it on our
Facebook page. I'm stealing it from them. They were built.
They got three guys that are going to the League, Canipple,
Proctologists and Flaggy.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Can I just tell you, nipple is so much better
than I realized. Even when I've watched Duke this season,
I was like, I can nipple. Whatever dude is so good,
is so good. And they got a big dude down
down low, nine feet tall and they just throw it
up to him. If you come off of them, they
just lob it up. And they never missed the alley
(34:12):
hoop every time. They are so good defensively, they are amazing.
They made sears. Someone said Sears went out of business
for good. That was so funny. Saw it loud, and
they just made them look pedestrian. It was so unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
It was Michigan. Auburn beat Michigan.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
They didn't beat Maryland. Who beat Maryland?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Nobody?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Maryland just died Queen Florida must by themselves. But they
played Michigan in Michigan State. Those were two really bad teams. Auburn, Hell,
Auburn make it beat by Florida. They won't even make
it to the finals. It'll probably it'll be Duke. Duke's
gonna roll past Houston. It'll be a Duke Florida.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
And Duke will win by fifteen.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
We actually might not have a close game this weekend
or next well, I.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Mean, or the falling one or the following one.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
There's even more weeks after.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
No, it's just this weekend. But Duke, I mean, God,
I hate saying it, but they are so good they're
gonna win it all. So good they're gonna win it all.
I got a little fight with Jennifer Brownlee.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Uh oh facebook page.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Well, I said, I go, yeah, efficiency wise, Alabama wasn't great,
and she goes, oh, efficiency the lies and she highlighted
the field goals and the three point shoot and I go, well, Jennifer,
efficiency is actually turnovers as well as free throw misses.
And I said, you didn't factor that in and she goes, oh,
hols Berger's efficiency method has been terrible for years. So
(35:38):
she then referenced my efficiency model that I've been going
by holesingers.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
And she goes the more efficient one is Ken Pom.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
She goes with your boy Ken Pom. She wins.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
But my point was on the podcast, I said Sears
was the only guy efficient. I went to the stats.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
He really was.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
He was the only guy over twenty efficiency wise. And
then they got boat raced.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I called it. Alabama wasn't good. Well, they were good.
They were they were good. They were good that It's
not like they sucked, but you knew you were.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
They were going to run into something and they had
no shot against Duke that wasn't even close.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Gosh, all right, why yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
That's MCAA. You got something to figure out. There's been
some bad games. We trying to see.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Holda on. I'm looking at the lines.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
This is how bad it is. We had one buzzer beater,
we had no close games. It's all chalk, it's all
number one seeds. Dude, NCAA might collapse after this.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Florida Auburn, Florida favored by two and a half. Yeah,
I called that.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I don't even look at lines anymore than I need
Duke Houston Duke by nine.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Four and a half.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Houston does not have the offense to keep up with Duke.
They're drunk.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I agree with you, unless Tennessee's defense is that good.
But this is leading here, Like I mean, I thought
they should have been up up forty and I look
up and they're only up twelve. I was like, what
are you doing? Well? You know what we need to do.
Take a break because I need to talk about Glass
right after this.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Tell me, yeah, where does Buddy Glass and Rosanna live?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
New Bronze Fls, San Antonio?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Where was my family? New bron FLS, San Antonio, San Antonio.
They gave Muffy and Boomer tons of recommendations.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
In San Antonio. But it gets better.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
They said, let's meet up. Muffy was down there. Muffy
went down for the whole week. Love it.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Boomer's been down there waiting for the Final four. And
I go, you guys mistimed it.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
They were there when the final four wasn't now when
they were setting up the barricades, Hey, look they're hanging
a banner. But then they left and now the final
four No, it has Welcome Duke, Welcome Auburn, Welcome Florida,
Welcome Houston. And you were right.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
The stadium is right next to the riverwalk.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Told you, I didn't know that real close. Uh So
then they meet up because a couple times after the game,
I would go to the river Walk and meet up
with chicks, and one night Bird took a crap right
on my face?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
What game spurs?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
When they were working, they were Dalmodome Tony Parker's rookie year.
I thought they played some eighteen days. Did they moved?
But the rookie year they were Dalmodome and me and
Steven Slaughter would go meet up with some chicks. His
chick and then she'd bring her friends and I'd go
meet him on the river Walk and have some drinks
and some necking.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Bring a girl for me, I'll hang with you. Yeah,
but your buddy's always screw you over on that hey man. Yeah, yeah,
I'll have a girl. Well, yeah, I'll go see this girl,
but then she's gonna bring a friend. That friend usually
isn't up to help debar or.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
They're just yeah. I had a bad incident with that.
I'll tell you all about it. One day. Me and
Mark when we went to Houston one time rented a
hotel room. I should bry not tell it right now.
I want to hear about Buddy Glass.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That story ends right there. No, no, no, I know
it's a great story.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
We'll tell it.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I can't tell it right now. I want to hear
your story right the.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Buddy on Wednesday. The Buddy Glass story can pay off
right now.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Go.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
He had the flu. So they didn't meet up.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Oh they text last second, Hey, can't do bars tonight
at a restaurant. Buddy, he's got the flu. My sister said,
can't do it. Mess you guys, wish we could have
met up. Buddy's death ly ill. Hopefully he's okay, guy, Buddy,
please respond on the Facebook. But he had really bad flu. Man,
he's real sick. So let's take a moment for Buddy. Okay,
(39:23):
thinking about.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
You, Buddy. Yeah, so and pretty cool. They were gonna
meet up. Did they get cold feet or do they do?
You really think he had the flu? No, he did.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
They're always down to chill.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I agree, Yeah, I think they're always down to party.
They're always down for a good time.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, they were meeting up with random people with their
families and kids on spring break.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
It's pretty legit.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I was jealous of that. I was like, you guys
actually did that.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's awesome. So did Muff have a good time in
San Antonio? Yeah? What they do?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Bird scooters or a bunch of random food. You got
recommendations from Rosanna and Buddy Boomer was all over town.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
They walked every day five miles. They see a Spurs
game they wanted to, but Wemby was out.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Who cares, you're still there, Go see a game.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I just wanted to see Withby.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
What if he's on the bench in street clothes?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Do you think anybody wants to see us without a
micro vhoting?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
But he's I mean, say, you're right, we gotta always
have the mic with us.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I guess they can go to a game in Detroit.
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, they just bounced around.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
There's a pool there, hot tub, great city views there.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
They stay downtown because they don't even know what skyscrapers
look like, so it's just like walking outside and looking
at him. Yeah, they're right downtown on the Riverwalk.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Dang, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, I guess they had a real bad experience with pizza.
The guy at I don't know the name of the restaurant,
but they got the pizza had no sauce. It had
a hole in it, it looked like it had black
mold on it. Oh, and they said it wasn't cooked properly.
So Boomer got in a fight with the manager of
the store and Boomer.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Boomer, you're fifteen, relaxed.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Kids seventeen and Boomers had no shirt onto sunburnt and
he has shirtless in a fight with the guy from
the store, and he goes, yeah, what's the name of
the owner?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
And Boomer had had it because it was on my
mom's cell phone number. So he goes, his name's Orlando Garcia.
The guy's like, that's my that is his name. Yeah,
that's his name. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
So he reaches in his pocket and gives his own
sixty dollars and refunds him the pizza because Boomer got
his face and told me he wanted his money back.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Do these kids gen z man? You can't stop these
gen xers. I mean they think they run the world.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, Boomer's shirtless yelling at this guy, and he had
his shorts rolled up because his calves and his and
his thighs were sunburnt, so he was basically wearing an
adult diaper, yelling at this grown man's business to get
sixty bucks off. It was bad pizza.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
My dad had one piece slobber on it and threw
it back in the box. And Boomer is like, well,
I was still gonna kite to eat some of it.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
My dad just like spit on it and threw at
the box. So your parents drove and Muff flew.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, but they're all vacated. Muff came back into town,
left this morning.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
She's out. She flew here. Yep.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
They're back in Michigan now and.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Your parents are driving back up.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Your parents.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
No, parents are doing throughout America. They're going to New Mexico.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
They're in Austin. They can stop at my parents' house.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
No, they went to Texas State though.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Did they stop by UTSA. No, But my mom.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Thought that I went to Texas Tech, and she goes,
your school's playing in the Elite eight.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
No, Mom, I played it.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
I went to Texas State, different ones, a lot of it,
Texas A and m State Tech.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
It's very confused. Yeah. Yeah, my mom, I'll tell you what.
She actually watched the Tech Florida game Terror.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
It was because Tech was in the league for a while.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And then you missed those free throws and all of
a sudden, draino, draino, dreno. But my mom even said, man,
Tech was playing harder. They deserve to win that game.
They should have won that game. It was so sad,
and she doesn't care about crap.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Well, and I wanted Tech personally because I said that
Florida kind of wasn't great, so I wanted that one
a little bit, but then I didn't.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
But let me tell you, brackets are so stupid, because
let me tell you, we have one in the family.
And like neighborhood North would, tradition never dies, man, Tradition
never dies.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Tradition never dies. Your boy, who me third person.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Been having a great bracket. It's great, brack.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Congrats man, it's all chalk.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Good job. Uh yeah. I looked at it and didn't
see many upsets this year. I did either, and I
knew everybody was going to take Florida. Everybody's gonna take
new to win it all. So your boy is sitting
in fifth place with Houston beating Florida in the championship
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and Kristen Goober Conry Justin's little sister. They lived down
the street from me growing up. She doesn't watch a
second of basketball. She lives in Houston, so she picked
Houston to.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Win it all all her and Jackie.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
She is ahead of me by two points and you're screwed.
I'm iced out. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Win, Honey, I just got boxed out.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I cannot win. Tradition never dies. Last name is box.
And I texted her the day of the tournament, said, wow,
don't see you and your husband in very embarrassing for
you guys. And she goes, oh, I still got twenty minutes.
I'll do it right now. She goes, I didn't watch
any basketball this season. Wish me luck. And I texted
her yesterday and I said, if you and if your
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freaking bracket. I'm iced out because of you. She said, sorry,
I'm not sorry. Go Houston and ours boys win.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Women got third and four, Me and Boomer first and second.
Boomer will win with Duke. All win with Auburn, Muffy Dunzo,
Baser Dunzo.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
My wife has Auburn. My brother has Duke.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
But Key, your wife went Auburn overall number one.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, hey, no teeth. Keith in first place, he has
Duke winning it all. Kid I go by Ken Palm
No as a North Carolina kid. I just knew Duke
was better this year. It hurts me to put Duke
down when I'm putting Duke all the way Duke wins,
he wins, unbelievable. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
The game I watched Duke is when they lost to Clemson.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I did too.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
I just got a bad taste of Duke. If I
would have saw them in one of their phenomenal games,
I would have had him winning at all. But the
one game I watched, I was at the Dodds and
they lost, And so I say, I don't think they
have it enough to win it. I mean they're gonna
they'll beat Auburn by thirty five.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Dude. They lost to Kansas. Duke did.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Yeah, that's why basketball is a weird game.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
They lost to Kansas, and look at where we went,
complete opposite directions, right, Gosh, I screw brackets. Screw you, Kristen,
stupid goober.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Oh, referring to and referencing back to when we said
you bring girls and.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Your buddy Ray a girl for your buddy.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, what was your story? I'll tell you Wednesday. Oh, Well,
mine's simple.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Mine was South Beach goes, Hey, in San Antonio, we're
gonna go party. I got a chick there for you.
We get there first five minutes. The girl goes, we
had hung out before in Austin. Yeah, so I knew
she was a nice girl. She goes, you're wearing the
exact same polo you were in Austin. Whoa, I mean, dude,
how are you supposed to come back from that? She
remembered you so the entire time on the river walk up,
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walking with my tail between my legs because the girl
just called me out for being poor, like, yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Is my only polo.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
No, no, no, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Dude, you're talking to me twenty years ago? But I understand,
I understand. D I was gone, I had no swag night. No,
but your swag should have been on point like this,
the moment that you're like, dang, she remembers what I wore.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
No, she called me out, no for not ever changing
my polo and going with the exact same go to
black and pink polo. I would wear Ray it was pink.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
No, the fact that she remembered Ray, when'd you come out?
I'm talking to all the guys in your position now
that are out there. If they comment like, oh, that's
the same shirt you wore two months ago. Oh, nowe
you know me, Hey, what's up girl? That means she
noticed you two months ago. She knows what you were wearing.
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She paid attention, and she wanted to see what you
were gonna wear tonight. And that was a conversation starter
instead of going down in the gutter, puff your chest
down and be like, yeah, do you like the shirt
or do I need to get a new one?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah, it is the same one as the last time,
but I've watched it twenty times since then.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
What's up girl? Yeah? Exactly, so you've worn it twenty times?
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yes, every time I go out. This is my good
luck shirt. Every time I wear this. Yeah, No, Coach,
that would have been hilarious. I just thought of it
twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
You keep telling her, Hey, grandma told me this one
was a panty dropper. Your grandma really said that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
And then my buddy back in Michigan, he goes, hey, man,
you drive three hours. If you drive for three hours, man,
I got a girl there. There's an awesome hotty.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
He's got a blonde. We go to this cabin, I
get there girls a two.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
I'm like, bro, you drugged me out here three hours
in my car. That might have been one of the worst.
Buddy says, Hey, I got a girl there for you. Well,
Marcus Michiga, buddy, always owe you for that one. Never
forget it the entire night. Hey, nice to meet you.
Oh so what are you studying? Oh oh yeah, we
all study the same stuff. We're in high school.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Uh okay, well I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
I'm gonna turn in like ate that night. My boy Mark,
my roommate, I will. I've gotta give him all the
credit in the world. That dude would take a grenade
for you, says Man't that good grenade? I mean he
would jump on anything. Boys, better have your grenades. It's
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like numb out here, dude, he would jump on anything
for you. I didn't know we were going to the
Korean War tonight. I mean it was amazing what Mark
would do. Why was getting your bookers. I've never seen
a more grenade taker in my life. And he like
hit on it and he he would do whatever they
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wanted to make out. Hey, guess what come to my
room grenade, I'll take it for you. He was amazing.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
That's a trooper true birth. And also I'm fine with grenades.
It's just that girl that you know, if she sometimes
he would have an attitude about him. Oh, what really
makes a girl unattractive is when she has an attitude.
So you know what, that girl might have been a five,
but guess what she was had a terrible attitude made
her a two.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
They one time we were in Vegas, right, like, if
you had.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
A great attitude, be like a fiftiering like, what are
you doing.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
We're in Vegas and we're at the club at the
Wind and me and Ahmad we find these girls, right
and we're with them all night blah blah blah, and
the one friend is just giving me attitude.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Rude.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
I'm tired, I'm drunk. It's three o'clock in the morning.
We're sitting there and Ahmad has got this girl like
it's locked down, and they're wanting us to come back
to the Flamingo, you know what I mean, where they
were staying. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. And the friend
walks up to me at three am. I'm sitting there,
we're about to leave. She goes go get me some
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water to you. Yeah, I said, get it your damn self.
This is going well, and that's when she told her friend,
never mind, I don't want to come back with us
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mos like dog, Dog like really, dog, Like you could
have got her some water.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Dog Like really, hey, dog, of all the things you
could have said, maybe, don't go with get it your
damn self.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Couldn't you have just walked off? We'd still have been good.
He was like, I mean really, it's like, really, that's
how you're gonna end our night. He's like, dog, they
wanted us back at the Flamingo.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Dog, get it your damn self.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
He was like, they were ready for us. Dog, I
wouldn't mind some too.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Why don't you go get me some damn water?
Speaker 1 (51:27):
And he was like all you can do is get
some water. Man. He was like, all you gotta do
is go to the bar and get her a water man.
And we were out the door and we were going
back to the Flamingo. I was like, hey, I think
that's my bad. So I think that was on me. Man,
that was on me.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
All you had to do was get her some h
two oh man.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
But I was drunk and I was tired of her attitude.
She was rude and I was just like, get your
damn self. Oh man. I still feel bad, still have
guilt about that. One man.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
All you had to do is get it to sign,
and you went damn self.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Oh man, we'll take it, frankly me right back.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I'm gonna tell you something wrong. Kansas basketball is in shambles.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
We missed out on the Arizona kid.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
No Kansas freshman, the big man of all big men,
super athletic, top fifty recruit, played one year at Kansas.
Flory Badunga has entered a transfert portal. I don't know
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what is going on at Kansas. What is happening where
this dude. Like Kansas all they do is develop big
men and send them to the league, And this dude
is going to be a guaranteed starter on our team.
With the number two recruit in the nation, the top
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point guard in the nation coming to Kansas, they were
gonna be the one two punch. And the dude signed
with Kansas because he said, I'm super excited to play
with Florie Beduga. And the dude enters the portal where
he has a locked up starting spot on Kansas basketball.
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So I don't know what is going on. But something
is just terribly wrong with Kansas hoops. I am depressed,
I am tired of the portal. I hate my life,
and I am praying that this is just him trying
to hold out for more money and Florie will be back.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I'm doing the same thing with my portal.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Man, my den is one update?
Speaker 3 (53:47):
My stuff? Man, when's my mouth guard in?
Speaker 1 (53:49):
I don't know what to do. I don't know how
to talk to Flory. I don't know how to get
through to him. But he chose us over Auburn and Duke.
Auburn and Duke are in the final shoes. Does he
look at that and say, Man, that's where I need
to be. It's terrible shoes.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Oh man, And on Wednesday, you're doing what? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (54:13):
The girl? Yeah? I will talk about the girl bringing
for a friend, and I will tell you about our
first coach pitch baseball game. Coach pitch first game. Leave
that paper here and I will read some emails. We
are the sore losers at gmail dot com. But if
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anybody knows Flory, tell them to please stay. Kansas basketball
can't do that. We can't go through this again. We can't.
We can't.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Oh, my gosh, and I got a million ideas for
transfer portal and nil Wednesday. I'll talk about it, but
I mean, it honestly could make you and me millionaires,
but I just don't think we have the ability to
actually put it into play.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
So I'm willing to just talk about it on a podcast.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Thank you, man, I appreciate that. All right, you guys
have a good Monday. Good luck Texas against TCU tonight.
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah, we out Ray you're saying we're too dumb to
figure out this now how to put it into a business.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, we're we're pretty much we're pretty much too dumb
five O one C three ray, Yeah, we don't know
how to do that nine fact for I gotta send you.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
That, right, I got it?
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Sh yeah, oh yes, good.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
I gotta do the taxes this. The next couple days
are Basers Win's the dude the fifteenth, but Baser is
gonna kill me like she's she doesn't do anything last second.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
I usually do it on April fourteenth. I mean, I'm
dead serious. If I come home, I think on the fourteenth,
it's not done. She's gonna shoot me in the head.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Oh well, I was trying to return something yesterday. Oh God,
I had to mail something. I could return a phone case.
So I went to the UPS store yesterday. They're closed
on Sunday, Man, So you know, I mean, I roll
up in there in a minute, or I ever go
to the UPS store, I'm like, your mail's banks, everything's
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closed Saturday, Sunday. UPS ain't in the regular mail man.
FedEx steal delivers packages on Sunday. Yeah, alright, have we
already closed it out? How did that sound sound good? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (56:16):
All right,