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October 18, 2024 56 mins

In this episode The Sore Losers sign off for the last time. We take a trip down memory lane to talk about all the amazing memories we have made over the last 6 years. Feels a little weird to be leaving but the time is now to turn off the lights. Sit back and enjoy some great stories and lots of laughs. 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Like, this is it, man, this is the end of
an era. It's the last pod from the dungeon. I'm
playing Bucks Studio.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I want to give the final word to Arnold.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Are you guys being serious?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, dude, you ain't getting the last word. Oh I
don't even have a mouse.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh it's right there, is that it? Alright? We're backing
this so good, dude. I thought for the final day
I was mouseless. I really thought they had taken it already.
I mean, there are guys out there with hard hats on.
They are ready to destroy everything. They are ready to
tear the ass out of this place. They are sitting
there waiting for us to get out of here, and

(00:46):
we're like, hold on, guys, we gotta do one last tribute.
Is it weird to you, like a little bit emotional
at all? Not?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, I don't know, dude. I get emotional about weird things.
Like one time, randomly, my parents visited me in Austin, Texas.
I drove three hours to take them to the airport
in Houston. Maybe it was because I had to go
work at the Walmart distribution center the next day, but
I got a little emotional on the drive home. Because
I was seeing them then go back to Houston. Also

(01:17):
got emotional when my sister brother and nephew Boomer. Boomer
was still an infant when they were in Texas. They
were leaving San Antonio the night before I said goodbye
to them. It was like, They're going on to live
their life. I'm going on to live my life. That time,
I got emotional when I left the West Side. Bruh

(01:38):
told Bazer, I was like, I didn't give up, dude,
I didn't think twice about that.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, I get I don't know. You can't force emotion,
You'll just let it come on you. My wedding really
wasn't emotional, but that's also cause I hadn't eaten in
three weeks. I had to fit into my suit smart,
so it may have taken away the emotions from me.
But this it's so much hustle and bustle. I don't
mean to take the entire mic for the entire show,
but it's so much that I don't know if I'm

(02:08):
really able to get emotional. But my emotion isn't like
with the show. My emotion is. I mean, dude, there
were times I lived here.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Bro I mean, this is your old residence, so it.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Is a little bit more emotional to me than some
other people.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Speaking of I need to check my mailbox see if
I got anything mail before I leave.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I mean, dude, I would say maybe the first time
I met Baser we were here justin and me used
to kick it here that those are the things I'm
emotional of, not the actual act of the show. Lee,
I don't. I mean, I never even went in the
big show studio. It was like cold in there. I
didn't even I hated it. I would chilling with Abby
and Steve.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I understand, and his name is Scuba, get it right.
I feel like some of my worst nights in my
life we're here. It's because we would be going out
to the bars and you and shipmate would be like, hey,
let's go have some beers the studio and jam out

(03:01):
to music. And we would sit in that studio on
a Friday night drinking beer. It made no damn sense
when we could have sat at our house and had beers.
We could have gone to a bar and sat on
a bar stool and had beers. But no, these jackasses

(03:22):
thought it was so amazing, so amazing to come up
here and play from the radio station speakers, loud music,
and drink beers in the studio where we worked Monday
through Friday. So why not spend your Friday night in
that studio that was miserable to me.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And another time Titans playoff game, I remember you and
me hosted a watch party at Flajah.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Bar lojib rest in peace. Hey, hey Flawjow goes out.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
We go out, and I remember that was the one
time I got Bazer to stay the night here. We
took a cab back here and she goes, yeah, she goes,
just because we did have a car, but it was
one where we can park in the parking garage and
she goes, you know what, drink cover much you want tonight,
We'll just stay at the station. So me and her
slept here at the station after the Titans game. It
might have been when we beat the Ravens and nobody

(04:17):
thought we were going to win that game, and me
and her slept here. So I mean, in this studio
that's about to get demolished. So there's those emotional things.
It's never really show related where you and me where
you did a funny bit. I mean, it's like that's
all audio, so I don't really view that in the
presence of the studio. For me, it's the camaraderie, the family.
Because the show's not dying, the show will probably get

(04:40):
even bigger than ever in the new place, so it's
almost like the show is ascending. But yeah, my memories
are going to be left to rubble. But in my
head though, still.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I do remember after a Halloween party. I don't know
what it was for, if it was the big show
or just the local station, And it was at Losers,
and I remember just getting app solutely blasted blasted, And
it was a Thursday night, so we had to work
the next morning. And I came stumbling back to the

(05:09):
radio station and in the performance studio where we used
to have artists come perform for you know, uh listeners,
they had a bunch of bean bags and I remember
crawling my happy ass, drunk as a skunk self into
those bean bags to pass out so I would be
here for the show in the morning. Remember it vividly, dude.

(05:30):
I remember shipmate giving us the idea, and I remember
seeing two people as I was crawling onto that bean
bag that worked in this office, going into an office
together and closing the door and me being like, huh,
I'm drunk, but I know what I just saw, dude.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I remember I shipmate gave us the idea where we
started bringing pillows. I don't know if you ever progressed.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I never brought a pillow.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Chipmate literally would bring his pillow, and he got me
to start doing it. He goes, why are we sleeping
on just the arm of a couch. Why not put
a pillow down so me and him would have are
literalking pillows up here, dude, and sleep on the weekends.
And then you reminded me. You just said, oh, yes, okay.
When I was dating girls, dude, almost, I mean, baser

(06:13):
was it was all within that time. I was before
you were married, before I was married, When I moved
out of your place and I didn't really have a spot, dude,
I would bring girls, not like I was hooking up
of them, guys. We were just chilling. But I would
bring girls here and I didn't. I would tell them
it was an apartment, and half the girls would totally
buy it, and half the other half would be like,
this looks like this is your apartment, and I'm yeah,
it's weird. It's totally laid out different, dude. Some of

(06:35):
the I would say fifty percent thought this was my apartment.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, so those are the memories I'm gonna miss and
like laugh about, like my kids coming in and talking
on the mics and you know, going into the studio
and doing stuff like that. But it's weird because I've
only worked two buildings in my My wife was breaking
this down for me. She's like, are you a little
bit sad? And I was like, well, no, it's just
I mean, we're just moving buildings. She goes, yeah, yeah,

(06:59):
but think about how long you've been doing this. When
did you start? And I said two thousand and three
and she goes, so for twenty one years. You have
only walked into two buildings in your entire twenty three years.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's deep.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
But if somebody the way I look at it is
most people go in the same building. If they stay
with the same company for their entire career, they stay.
They just go in the same building over and over
and over again. Like my father in law, he went
to the same building for like forty years.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
That's what it felt like at the lumber mill. For
a second. I always wondered am I gonna do this
for the next of my entire life. Sister sent me
an emotional message. She said, good luck on your last
day at the studio. Praise Jesus' hands.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And Justin, what do you say?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I said, uh, he goes Golf, totally oblivion, oblivious to
the fact that I'm moving buildings, and I've been telling
everybody in my life, Hey, I'm moving can't do it.
Baser said, we got to go vote. I said, I'm
not moving buildings, can't do it.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I go.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Justin goes golf. I just told him I've stressed to
every friend of mine. Hey, guys, for the next month,
I'm moving buildings. That's really stressful.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Let me shame my phone. Oh I didn't get that
text from Justin.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Cool he said golf, and I go, Now, we're moving buildings.
And he said, you're not gonna do any moving yourself.
You're not going to do any moving for yourself, so
stop using that as an excuse because he knows we
hired some people to do it. And I go, yes,
I am, I have to move my computer, keypad and mouse.
And he goes, wow, great, I have one week off
and you can't go golfing because of a mouse pad coward.

(08:32):
And I said, I go, we will be broadcasting from
a skyrise for the first time in the show's history. Thanks,
And he said, I don't give a fuck. And I said,
I suggest you wake up at five am to be
a part of history. And he said, you could be
broadcasting from It was like this sixty year old that
lived in our apartment complex. He said, you could be

(08:52):
broadcasting from Fritz's apartment for all I care. I don't
give a flying fuck. Bleep it, And I said in
conclude usion. Then he didn't text back, I go, we
will be broadcasting from the home of your downtown debauchery Broadway.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Ah, that's funny. And that is funny, and I and
I Another memory I have is when we brought in
that guy that was on his bachelor party. Yeah, and
we let him be on the podcast, and you.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
One of the few.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
You gave him.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
We got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
It's like, dude, we got to give you like a souvenir.
And this is before we had sored losers merch. We
had nothing, and so Ray coz and pull some artists
platinum record off the wall, because here you can this.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh no, who was the artist, Jansen Christiansen.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Platinum album And he said, you can just stake this
in your carry on suitcase, dude.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
And what about what a what about the bottle of booze?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
What about the bottle boo.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
You went to this local barbecue place. Oh my god, guys,
I hate vinegar.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's some moonshine.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I hate moonshine. They gave us some vinegaroon moonshine.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And it was Judges vinegaroon. Hey, another thing that is
no longer there rested pieces Judges Viigaro.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It was the worst taste of ship you've ever had
in your life, and we would only drink it. It
was late at night and we had nothing else to drink,
and we were having a nightcap with people from the bar.
To be so funny because you know, in that moment, hey,
they must have ran out of booze. We're all drinking
the vinegaroon. And to this day it never got finished.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
It was the smallest ba and it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It was so terrible, but we kept it for emergencies only.
I mean, so freaking funny.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh my gosh. It just reminded me of another one.
Cole Swindell chilling.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Cole Swidel did this promotional thing where he gave us
a cooler and it said chilling it, which means beer,
You chill your beer. And so we came here. We
were partying another weekend. When we first moved here, basically
all single kind of got some girlfriend's ish and we go, hey,
why do we just have that dumb ass cooler sitting
in the corner. Why don't we actually use it and

(11:35):
put ice and beer in it. Nobody'll know because it's
just been sitting there. They think it's a promotional item,
and we go get ice and beer, and so for
a couple of weekends we were drinking beers out of it.
Oh my god, Ben, did you remember what happened with Amy?
She randtovely goes. Did she say something like.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
What why what's this cooler doing here?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
She out of nowhere? Guys, it had been there for
three months.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
And all of a sudden she takes an interest to
the cooler that it's now stuck full of beer, opens.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
It and there's beer melted ice in it. She's like,
oh my gosh, there's beer in it. And we all
had to play dumb for like ten minutes, We're like,
oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
You're kidding. There was beer in there the whole time.
You're telling me Cole Swindell gave us beer and didn't say, hey, guys,
lift the lid of the cooler. There's beer in there.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
So we had to play it off like we had
no idea there was beer all along. It was our
bud lights we stocked in there.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh my god, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Over the times the Big show, we used to have
guests in studio and we brought all these batche thrette parties.
They come with all this mimosas. They're all drunker and skunks.
I think we went out to brunch with them after
the show.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, and we had them on the couches and it
was just so weird. So like, that's the stuff I'm
gonna miss. Those are the things I'm gonna miss. I'm
not gonna miss the building per se. Like it's not
a big deal that we're leaving the building. It's the memories.
And every time I'm gonna drive by him, be like, man,
and that's where we did that, That's where I did that.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Small gambling story. Guys, it's actually kind of depressing, but
it was during my addiction period when I was heavily
and heavily deep in the gambling world. We had a
studio TV that was hooked up to cable, and usually
it would just be on a news station, and then
one day I just switched it over to Sports Center,
and Bones kind of like that, Oh yeah, it's on
Sports Center.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
So we'd watch that and I faced it directly, so
it was perfect. I would go in there and we'd
record some stuff, liners and commercials, and i'd be able
to see the TV Sports Center.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Well.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I noticed during the hours that we were working sometimes
they'd play tennis, and it must have been during the
US Open. It must have been during the Australian Open,
because it would be in the morning. And so I thought,
oh my gosh, what if I bet on these offshore
sites on tennis and then I could watch it. So
I would be betting on a tennis match, come in
to record liners with Bones, and then I would just

(13:50):
be watching a tennis match that I bet on on
the TV, typically losing it, losing my ass. And then
there was one time where I think Eddie before even
gambled or do it Eddie goes who yeah, he goes,
why is this TV on tennis? And I that's another
time you had to play it off And I go, oh,
that's weird. It's usually Sports Center. Yeah, I have no

(14:10):
idea why I was on tennis all the while for
two weeks I was betting the Australian Open because it
was airing at five am while we were in here.
I have no idea why it's on tennis. That's weird, man, Yeah,
it's usually Sports Center.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
So then Morgan like Morgan web girl. Morgan's like, hey,
do you want to take a Do you want to
take a picture at your desk? Like it's your last
time sitting there? And I'm like, okay, I guess take
a picture of me. Cool. She's like, do you want
to take a picture out in front of the building.
I'm like, I don't think so. Like and then I
was like, well, I haven't seen Clay and Buck up here.

(14:44):
How come they're not taking pictures?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's because, dude, they're virtual. They've they've moved on.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Are they like they're stepping repeat? They're their little thing.
Do we need to take that to the new building
or do we just trash it? Dude?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
There's that and the keys still say Clay and Buck,
but they don't give up.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
So yeah, like is that bored? Just gonna go in
the trash? Like, what's happening in all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Dude, this studio freaking all the guests we've had in here.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I didn't have a lot of guests.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I guess no, that's it. Uh Jacks, Yeah, Nan and Jack's.
We had a Bob Minery, Bob Minry now yeah, yeah, yeah,
Bob Menery, dude. We had we had we had what's
their name from the challenge?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yep, that was your girl Olivia.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Olivia, yeah, yeah, live and her friend. They were hammered.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Man came in here at ten am and wanted ice
for their vodka.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, they were. They were going a little hard. I mean,
that's what I'm saying. It's been. It's been a run, dude.
And in the beginning, like the start of the that
we did our first episode of the podcast right here
in this studio. And that was back in the beginning
when we fought a lot. That was bad.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Dude. We used to play the locals. Fox Sports show
is in here. It was Gorman Sports.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, they dude.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
We would come in here, me Eddie and Gorman and
we'd play basketball into the trash.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Can and we I do remember playing the basketball. Dude.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
At one point it would build up to it the
pot would be eighty dollars and.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Then they finally put a basketball. Who I'm on the
back of the door.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
We were here gambling dude. The one guy I can't
remember his name, he was the producer, but he had
like a wife and kids, Brandon, and at one point
he owed us sixty dollars. He's like, guys, I mean
I got a wife and kids, Like, can I pay
you in a week? Because the pot got so big.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
And that's why he got out of it. He left
Man and.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Whatever happened to Dub Dub would be their producer because
I think since they're virtual, he might do some stuff
at his house, but he doesn't physically come in, but
he still works for I would like playing, but I
think so, I believe. I don't know. I've seen him
on the ex Twitter, but I haven't really confirmed what
he does precisely. I know he loves golf in predicting that.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, I try to get on X now on the
sword Losers, I've been trying to start following people, just
so I can keep up with what's going on in
the world. So I've picked a few people out that
I'm following. But man, what a run.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I was trying to think, what are the crazier times? Dude,
you won't even know this. You don't even get to
share it with me. So I don't even want to
share it.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
No, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I was moving that. It's just one of those times.
It's like, dude, is God like laughing at me right now?
So I was moving all my shit from your house
into the studio. Remember I had that office.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, yeah, so you had like a box and a half.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I used to have my own office. Mckittie, guy from
San Antonio is coming to town. He gets your office. Okay,
what about the office I've had.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
For a year.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Oh, you don't get it anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So I got the office I used to share with
the damn promotions interns. That was really cool. Yeah, okay,
you got to edit audio promotions interurn is sitting over
your shoulder putting together a freaking fold and repeat or
whatever the hell they're called, step and repeat. And then
one day and then literally one day, I walk in
there and my computer's just gone, just gone. Literally, they

(17:46):
just took my computer without even asking, Hey, do you
still need this to edit audio? Don't worry about me,
I'll find another one.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
And there was another show, Big d and Bubba Yeah yeah,
and they had a producer. Dude, I go in my office,
say six am, and so all she her job was,
I think, was the monitor of the show. She was
asleep on the floor. Like I opened the door and
I had to actually do stuff in my office. I
couldn't just leave, so I like turn the light on.

(18:15):
It still didn't wake her up. So I had to
tell Rick, I go, hey, dude, I think she's passed
out drunk on the floor, Like, can you go address it?
And so he went and got her out of there,
and a week later she was fired. Really, I mean,
I thought I thought she was dead, drunk, hungover. I
don't know. I just needed in my office. But she's
just sitting there, sleeping on my floor with all these

(18:36):
computer monitors just running themselves. I thought you were supposed
to monitor him.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
One of my favorite memories was the guy that worked
here and every morning he'd come give you a back massage,
just like we would be in the middle of the
show and you look up and the dude would be
standing behind Ray and rubbing Raychel oulder. It was good, dude, like,
not hey man, do you mind rubbing my shoulders? It
was literally just walk up and start rubbing ray shoulders.

(19:06):
Oh boy man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
And then we used to have access to the upstairs floor.
We haven't been up there in two years.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, because it's some other company. I went up there
the other day. It's just not the same dude.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
That's weird. But yeah, I mean it's a wrap. We
crushed it.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
It's good run, guys.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Right, Sometimes people divorce, you know, it's who's bad, who's right,
who's wrong. Sometimes you just gotta to say goodbye. Hell
of a run.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, let's start the show. Yeah, should we take a
break and start the show. We'll take a break, we'll
come right back. We'll start the show.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Dude, memory lane, there is absolutely nothing like going down
memory lane.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
You know what, it is probably a bad way to
start a podcast. It's probably to go twenty minutes into
your podcast without introducing each other. Because if you get
someone just randomly clicks on your podcast, they're gonna have
no idea what's going on.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, we should probably change that. In the new building.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he hopefully we have somewhere to
record in the new building. Allegedly there are no podcast
studios that they promised and that we have nowhere to record,
so I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Arnold, you ready?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Arnold, hey, man's your last one in the building, Bud,
You're moving on up to a high rise. You I'm
not gonna get a pairents No, No, just because just
because we're going to the sky rise. I don't even
got more money.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I want to hooked up six floors up.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
All right, huh, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
All right, Arnold, let's do our last one.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
You gonna do it?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Lord?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh the one?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Shoot sore losers, Arnold say it again?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Had Sisson, Ray Mundo. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I guess I'm supposed to say my origin story.
I originally was born in Utah, grew up in Wyoming
for fourteen years, moved to the Upper Peninsula Michigan. Didn't
even know it existed until I moved there. It's above
the Minton lived there through high school, moved to Chicago
for two years, moved to Texas from my final two

(21:13):
years of college, then moved to Austin. Lived there three years,
then moved to Nashville, and I've been there ever since.
Now I'm on the north side of nash lived on
the west side, East side, now north A white picket fence. Baser.
Got you a Broadway girl, Yeah, Broadway baser? All right,
man over to you. I was getting emotional already thinking

(21:34):
of all the memory.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You know, when Arnold said that he wanted to hook
up on the sixth floor. I saw a story the
other day and it was about these two people. They
were in the train station and they wanted to get
a quickie possible, so they went under like this stairwell
and they hit one of the sprinklers and busted it,
and it flooded the train station and some artists had

(21:56):
to post like postpone her concert for a few hours
because the people couldn't get there because the train station
was flooded.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
And how does that story get out there? They were
hooking up.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Can no there's video cameras of them like going under
the stairwell and then you see the pipe bust or whatever,
and then they come scurrying out. Dude, all caught on
the security camera.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I was thinking it was in the train because in Chicago.
I just mentioned it. The aforementioned Chicago on that train.
It's awesome because there's about twenty train cars flyingto Chicago,
all in one line, and there's no person watching after it.
I believe the conductor is just at the very front.
There's maybe one security person, but he doesn't care about
a job. You can do whatever you want in those trains.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Those people, if you ever get on those and they
are the ones walking between trains as it is going,
I am like, you guys are.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Nuts well, And I think they do that because they
want to stay warm, and they do it because if
the security person's coming around, as long as they're moving
through cars, that's all they care about. They just don't
want somebody sleeping or like pitching a tent and like, okay,
just sit there.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
But when it's going one hundred miles an hour, I
don't know how fast training goes, but it feels like
it's going one hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
They go faster than roads, so it's like eighty at times.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yes, and they are walking on the little thin cables
from car to car while it's going eighty one. Little
jerk and b you're out of here.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I don't know if it's necessarily that thin cables. I
think there's a walkway there is. But if the train
did make a turn, yes, they could fall in the
tracks and they'd be dead instantly. And I that that
allows them to stay warm. And then they only can
buy one bus pass then they don't or train pass.
Then they don't have to keep re upping and getting
out at different stations and stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Very interesting.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I mean life, yeah, and I mean I think some
of them though, they got to go to the bathroom, so
then they just go out on the train thing.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh you don't think they just pee on the train
and what I mean a bottle or something in a
bottle or on the floor.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Dude, Me and South Beach love that we would go
to Chicago. I hate this is memory Lane, but I
love it. At the same time, we would steal beers, dude,
and you just sit there and sip on your beer
as you're riding the train to Chicago.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I think if somebody came around, you get in trouble.
So that's just the high of it, like you're kind
of hiding in your coat. Hey man, how's your forty?
It's good, South Beach. How's it going. I'm South Beach,
Hey man, what's up? I'm sizzing the memories?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Man, man, speaking of trains, I remember, I don't and
I don't know if this is a true story. I
have no idea, but I remember watching HBO Real Sex
as a kid. Okay, I learned it all right, no Ruth.
And there there was always these fascinating stories on there.
And there was a guy telling his story about how
he rode the train to work every single day. And

(24:33):
I don't know if it was in New York, if
it was in Chicago, where it was, but he said
it'd be so crowded and he'd hold onto this pole
and a woman one day just stood next to him,
and she was wearing a skirt, and she just put
his hand underneath her skirt and didn't didn't say a word,
and so he did his thing and they got off

(24:54):
at their stop. He goes the next day stood at
that pole. She came back with a skirt, and every
day for two years. That's what happened on the way
to work. Never talk to her.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
That woman and man are old nabby.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I literally have no idea if that is a true
story or if this real sex show was even real.
But I remember seeing that going, holy crap, I need
to ride a train to work.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, it went on, Push comes to Shove is now
a bunch of homeless people and smells like ass.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Now when I'm older and I get it, I'm like,
these are pretty gross and dirty and dingy, and this
probably didn't happen. But I remember watching that episode going,
damn train life in a big city.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
That's crazy. It is cool because when you get on,
you got the train. So there's the ones that are
in the city where it's just two seats to two.
But the train that goes from bourbon a kanka key no,
that was so you gotta go farther. You gotta go
to like almost the Chicago O'Hare, not O'Hair, you gotta
go to the Loyola Chicago station or something. And so

(25:57):
then you ride that one to the city. Dude, that
one has it upstairs. You got a seat that not
leans back, but it's reclined a little bit. Then you
have bench CD, you get your choice of about two
hundred different seats.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Ah. Yeah, I've ever been on one of those.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's amazing. It's the one that feeds into Shy and
then you got the l's that go through throughout the city.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Don't know anything about it. I've only written the ones downtown,
the l from my grandparents area down to Chatta Wrigley.
But that's it. That was my story about a train
was the real sex. And I don't know if I
even like I don't know how I remember that, but
I revividly remember that episode.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah. Man, memories, dude, I've decided this is a memory episode.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
No, no, this wasn't gonna be in all memories, but
there's gonna be some great memories made this weekend. I mean, Austin,
Texas is the epicenter of what is going on in
the world this weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Billy's there.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
You got F one going on in Austin this weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I'm aware. I've been getting text messages about it.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Eminem Eminem is performing at F one this weekend in Austin.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
He got tickets to that and he also can go
field level to Georgia, Texas.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Michelle who I play soccer with, graduated from the University
of Georgia. She will be at F one to see
Eminem and see the race.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Billy said. Even the cheapest hotel is thirteen hundred tonight.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Exactly what I've been told. Super expensive, outrageous information, I said, Michelle,
I said, are you going to go to the game? Also,
she goes For the first time in Austin F one history,
they are selling partial tickets because so many people want
to go to F one and so many people want
to go to the game.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Because you used to get to buy a full day
ticket or all four day pass, but now they're allowing
you to buy like a couple of day passes so
you don't have to go. This is what she told me.
I don't know if it's factually correct, never been to
F one, but she said, looked at the Georgia Texas tickets.
Eminem is playing at the same time as Georgia Texas.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Scheduled that why not make it after before?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Don't ask me because F one wants to get business.
They aren't worried about Texas Longhorn football business.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Right, But it's like, hey, Texas Longhorns in Georgia. What
else is going on at that time? I don't know
M and M's first concert in a decade. Hey, eminem,
what's also going on at the same time as you?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
The biggest game in Texas Austin history Georgia and Texas.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
The biggest game at Darryl K. Royal Memorial Stadium in
a long freaking.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Time since UTAP week seven.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, since they played New Mexico State.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Dude, every time I work those events radio Man, Memory Lane,
you can't get out of it. Sometimes when you're in it,
it would be a UTEP. It would be a UTSA,
a Texas state. They never played anybody at that stateium. Nobody, nobody,
West Virginia. That was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
So terrible, And the fact that people get hyped for
those games when they're playing like UTEP is very confusing
for me. It's always like, oh my god, we're going
to tailgate.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm like the tailgates where it's at.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, but I'm like, you're gonna win seventy to nothing.
I'm not wasting my day for a seventy to zing game. Georgia, Texas.
This is the Krem Day La Kreme.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Dude, I put up an inflatable inside a DKR stadium
and it blew out of the stadium.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
That's legit.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
It costs the radio station like two thousand.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
That's petty.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Wind caught it and took it. Like dude, I thought
that was the end of my radio career in twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's like when No Teeth Keith used to work. He
used to take tickets at the gate and he's like, kid,
you just come up and I'll let you in.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Grease the pig.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
And we walk up and he let us in and
we watched Ricky Williams break that run to set the
all time rushing record for Division I college football.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I paid zero dollars to get into that game.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Kid, Just don't look me in the eye. I'll give
you a little grease.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Just don't call me by my name and give me
a hug like you know me, because that will raise
some suspicions.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Say thank you, kid, And you're about to see Ricky
Williams play some football hard nos.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I mean, it's gonna be awesome. I got a question.
If Georgia loses this game, guess what, They're still in
the playoff.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, And I don't think they do. I think they
beat Texas. Have you seen a Texas game this year?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Here's the thing. I know.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
They beat the doors off of Michigan.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I want. I don't think Michigan is good. I don't
think Texas has had a really incredible opponent yet.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
They ain't had a running back since Ricky Williams.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh oh yeah, yeah, they had that guy last year.
He was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Bye John Oh.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
They had Bejon two, but they had that Brooks.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Cat Oh yeah, Xavier Worthy.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
He wasn't running back. But I have no idea if
because I don't think Michigan's that good.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
They're terrible, So.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I don't know if they've played anybody with a good offense.
Georgia has a good offense.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Who's the quarterback for Michigan? Is that one that got Petrie?
I don't know Bergie. I don't know who's the quarterback.
I'm Warren guy.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I thought they made a change to quarterback. I have
no idea. Yeah, Oklahoma's quarterback is terrible, so I don't
think they've played anybody with a great offense.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Gotta be real. I only follow Heisman quarterbacks, my team
the Balls. A couple of my friend's teams a little
bit of the ac SEC. I couldn't tell you. Michigan
Indiana a lot. They're sticks and uh huh, I didn't
see the game. The coach goes, yeah, come recruit here,
come play here, because guess what, well you win? Who
the hell is this guy?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Who the fuck is this guy? Come play here? Where
are you? Who are you? You guys play football in Indiana.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
My buddy text me, He goes, hey, do you want
to come see an Indiana game? I'm like, Eric, don
you want to come to Bloomington. I was like, what
the would I go to Bloomington for? And he goes,
an Indiana game, you dumb ass? The undefeated had no idea.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, And back to Michelle. So she looked at the
tickets to Texas Georgia. She said, the highest seat in
the building is more expensive than a four day pass
to F one thousands. Then and so, she said, as
much as I want to go to both, and since
I graduated from Georgia, I'm just gonna stay F one

(32:00):
and watch EM and m But there are.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Gonna be some kids that get really lucky because the
student section there's allocated a certain amount where they don't
have to pay that much for.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Them, right cheat.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I don't even know if they have to pay frat sororities.
They all have some sort of hookup.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, I think you're on a season ticket list when
you But how do they grant that because they have
what sixty thousand student I don't know how many people
go to the University of.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Texas, guys, And I gotta tell you this, Texas Stadium DKR.
If you go to Georgia, if you go to Valls,
they don't have stuff built up around it. I remember
when I was an intern work in that. Dude, they
have inside the stadium some like field turf area. They
like rent out the field turf area. It's connected to
the stadium. And there's a bunch of Texas x Is

(32:43):
just partying their ass off and they walk out onto
the patio and you can see the stadium.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
That is nice, But there's I think that's the McCombs Center.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Sure, there's hundreds of thousands of people at that game
that you don't even see that are in these corridors
and gated off VIP areas.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
So there's fifty one thousand, nine hundred ninety one students
at the University of Texas. So how do they decide
which group of students get the tickets? Like what if
twenty five thousand students want ticket?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Right, it's a waiting you outside the stadium. That's how
they do it. That's why Cameron Crazies camp out overnight.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Now that's basketball. It's smaller, I.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Know, but football is the same. Maybe if it's a
really in demand ticket.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Very interesting because if you're a student and you go
there and you're like, I want to go to the
Georgia game, then you don't get a ticket, Like what
the hell do you do?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Watch it? Well?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I know, but you want to be in the stadium, dude,
we should fly in. That is the spot to be, man,
I mean, it is this spot to be. If they
could get us on, I'll hit a Bucky Bucky, get
me on the sideline, dude.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Hey man, haven't hit you up in a while. What
are you doing this weekend? You got any tickets?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I'm hit a bucket be like, hey man, what are
you around this weekend? You got anything going on? So
he says, just want to see if you want to
hang out, man, Like on Saturday around six thirty pm?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Is that what is it a nighter.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah. Yeah, Texas is going to be lit. Yeah no,
I mean people are gonna be drinking all damn day.
Not me.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I gotta play it easy because I want to watch
every second of that game and not be all slappy.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah. I'm gonna hit up some Georgia fantasy if they
want to watch it together, because my wife graduated from
the University of.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Texas, the Dodds oh Man and they got a kid
about to be born.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, their second one is about to be born.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, she or I think she's going c section.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
So so they're waiting till after the game.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I mean, wow, dude, Yeah, Georgia's gotta win that game.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I don't think so. I don't know that Georgia is
all that great.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
I don't even know the line. I have no reason
to bet it. It's like I got future it's like
five five and a half. Who Texas minus five and
a half maybe five, I don't know. Maybe Texas does
win that. I'm not betting it, guys, so don't listen
to me. I got futures bets where I got Georgia,
and then now I've got futures bets with Texas, so
I think they're the top ones.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I mean, and then one time is Alabama Tennessee play
I believe three oh man, so back to back.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
That's a big one. Dude, got playoff. I mean, this
is one of those I tell Bazer couch sitting weekend.
We got stuff we gotta do. Not really, I don't
even know what I gotta do. You gotta get ready
for winter or something. What do we gotta do? Put
fly hallowege or something. Yeah, no, we're ready for Halloween.
But I said, there's so much stuff on TV. You
don't leave the couch. I'm not going to neighbors in
the gulch and sit next to Ashley and justin for

(35:20):
five hours and talking about nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
It's justin gonna come to your place.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
No he No, he's still recovering from Ohio State and
it's like a little bit of a drive for him.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, but he could spend the night.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
He's not trying to drink two beers and there's like
a cop every block.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
No, No, I'm saying he could spend the night.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
He could, But that's a that's a big commitment. There's
not an entertainment out there. Angelina is seeing someone. Oh
so usually she would roll over with him. So, I mean,
I don't think he's gonna be just entertained by that's
officially done me, baser and our cat for twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
That sucks. But here's my thing. If Georgia loses, they
still make the playoff.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I think they would be out then because that they
have two losses. Yeah, and it just depends how does
Alabama and Tennessee do?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
And then I got a question, does the SE I
have no idea? This is this is how much I've
paid attention. Do these conferences still have a conference championship?
They do?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
And right now?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
So then Georgia could make the conference championship. No, have
a third loss.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
No, they won't make the conference championship. And they won't
have a if they have a third who's a third loss?
They've lost one?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
No? No, if they lose to Texas, yeah two, that's two.
If they make the conference championship, won't Why because A
and M's three and oh and M's on the other side.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
There's no sides anymore. It's just the top two teams.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
There's no sides anymore. No, God, yeah, calling me confused? Yeah,
I knew the Big Ten had no more of those
legends and.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
See east west, south north. It's just one big thing.
A and M's top three. And oh and there's another
crapper up there Texas. Yeah, there you go. So it'll
be Texas. It doesn't matter for Texas. They'll still probably
play in the conference championship. So this game matters more
for Georgia than it does for Texas.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Texas can lose, well, no, because I'm so confused. I
don't even know how you would decide. Because if Georgia
beats Texas, Texas beats A and M and they all
end up with one loss, what happened?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Who would beat A and M?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Texas?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, because Texas and A and M do play the
very last one. Texas is going to be in A
and M out Texas. This isn't a bit Texas can
lose this game Georgia. Actually this actually means somethingause Georgia
has to win it.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
They'll still be in the playoff. We'll take a break.
We'll be right back, bro.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
And we're so bad at time. There's the builders and
the demo team is sitting outside just waiting for them.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
They're just looking at us, man, and that's why we're
gonna make this one an hour and a half. Screw it.
You guys want to look at me like that, You
want to say, hey, you need to get the hell
out of here. No, this is our studio. We made
this studio. We built this studio.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Dude. I was about to take my computer screen, just
do a little thing in front of Abby.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Hey, you're trying to impress her.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Be funny, because it's over right, we're moving to the
new studio. Then Mike D's goes, hey I need this ude.
I was about to rip the cords out. He still
needs the computer. Oh my bad, dude.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Hey, you don't think that. Once we get done with
this podcast, I'm gonna unscrew this mic and take into
my house put it on the wall.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
No, don't don't be a pits. Pits. There was some
radio or it was radio shack, that's what it was. Yeah, okay,
so that actually makes it different. He took a it
said radio shack. He took that, and he took it
and put it in his house radio, which actually looks really.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Dude, I'm gonna tell you what about pits. He takes
a lot of stuff, but he actually uses the crowd.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Correct And I would take this microphone, but in the
main cave. I mean, it's just like hanging up there.
I mean, I'm never gonna do a show by or
not a show by myself.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
But we could. We could do it from my house
to your house.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
We could connect, right, but not these stupid ass microphones.
You got girls in their beds doing podcasts. We could
just get anything on the internet that's better than these.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
I understand. And I told myself that. I was like, man,
I should take some of this stuff home and build
a podcast studio at the house.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
You're gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
And then I told myself, I will take this shit
home and it'll just sit there for six years and
I will never build a damn thing. So as much
as I would like to say, yeah, I should take
this equipment, put something in my house, make it easier.
So like when I have an emotional game and I
just want to go record a ten minute little thing
about how sad I am about my eliminator being eliminated,

(39:17):
or you know this is going wrong, or my kids
pissing me off, or the Bears sucking. I could do it, okay,
Draymond Green, But deep down, I'm never gonna do it
never gonna do it. And if I did, guess what,
those kids would mess up every damn thing in that room.
It wouldn't be their room.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I would hope not.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
It wouldn't be their room. But they would go in
that room and screw it all.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Lunch. What is that scraping noise on the mic? Oh? Sorry,
it was a slinky Ray, My bad on that, Oh
it was it was that the goo. They spilt goo
all over.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
The Lord you're talking about slime. Slime the stupidest thing
ever invented.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Ray, Have you had we slimed your microphone?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Have you ever had and the experience with slime? Ray?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I saw it on your floor? That was terrible.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It's on my floor, it's on the clothes. Whoever the
f invented slime is the biggest jerk in the world.
They thought, you know what, we're gonna make this stuff
that ruins everything it touches. That's a great thing. We
should market the kids. Yeah, oh yeah. They made a

(40:25):
lot of money off that damn thing. They made a
lot of money. But that crap doesn't come out anything.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
See, I'm all for balls and stuff like I don't
have kids. This is just me thinking if I was
a parent when I was a kid, two parents, balls
and stuff. A fine, it breaks, you can replace those things, correct,
But the slime is what stains, and it'll get on
counters which are more expensive.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
It sticks and stuff. My kids are playing with it
the other day because they went to a birthday party.
That it comes with a bag of slime. And when
you get through the slime, there's a dinosaur in the
middle of the slime.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Wow. So cool.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
They played with that slim. I keep it at the
kitchen table. That's fine. Next thing you know, they're making
necklaces out of it. Guess what it's on the shirt?
Doesn't come out of the shirt. Then they drop it
on the ground. They want to wash it off, so
they go wash it off. Then they're gonna dry their slime.
So what do they do. They grab a towel and
then it's all up in the towel. I guess what.

(41:19):
It doesn't come off the freaking towel. Then, Oh, I'm
gonna do this and wrap it around my legs. Oh,
then it's in your shorts. Now it doesn't come out
of your shorts. Ruin that? Okay, cool, no big deal.
Then I'm out in the backyard yesterday, playing with the
two older ones, and I look over at the smallest
baby box. He's sitting on our outdoor furniture and what

(41:44):
the hell does he have in his hand? Slum slum,
and what is he doing with it? It's not in
his hands. He's making a pancake on the outdoor furniture chair.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Dude, you need to ridge your house of slime. Hire me.
When you guys are going to get your kids from daycare.
I will come in and get rid of every little
piece of slime because I'll know what to look for, Okay,
because I know there's no slime in my house. So
I will eradicate your house of slime.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
And I mean, I run over there and I get
as much as I can, and there is a pancake
size spot of slime that you can't get off, that
is stained, and my wife comes out, and that is
why we should never have slime in our house.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Ray, And then I came home and I had it
all over my.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Nurse bro the freaking worst. It is the worst in
mentioned congress with them, they made millions of dollars. They're
super rich, super smart. Congratulations, worst toy ever. And minute
I don't know who would give their kids slime. I
don't know who would give it out of the birthday party.
But slime is the absolute freaking devil. I hate slime

(43:05):
more than I hate Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I know you're gonna segue, I'm not have a kid
that isn't a chemist or a chemist, have a kid
that's an athlete, because that's just breaking stuff. But when
you get the volcano baking soda, expl that's cool.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
That ruins stuff. No, I mean, you are talking my language.
My you know, my dad and my mom. They had
to babysit my sister's kids the other day because they
didn't have school. My sister had to work at the hospital.
She's a nurse. God bless her, first responder, frontline worker. Yeah,
she's a saved life person, you know what I mean.
And they built a volcano.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, baking soda, water and cone.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
How did you know that?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Because we did it in science.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Because I didn't pay attention in science because baby box
for the last nine months. He asked for a volcano
for last Christmas, and I was like, where would I
get you a volcano? Son? He goes, I want one
that it erupts. What kind of crap is that? And
then I find out that my freaking parents they did
volcanoes with the nieces and nephews, And now I'm like, hell,

(44:08):
maybe I can really get them a volcano.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Dude, some of that shit because you see it all
working together, ingredients. This makes that It's interesting because my
mom made me a cooking thing.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
I used to cook like this.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
It was called bug juice. Dude. It was all. It
was my favorite thing as a kid. For ten years.
I made bug juice. Huh yeah, just hey dad, Mom,
you want bug juice? No, I want a water Okay,
thanks Dad for playing a long So I would drink
the bug juice. Dude. It was so good. And then
they went out of business, Mattel they.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Formed, Well, what the hell was bug juice?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It was just a bunch of sugary crap and you
mix it all together. You put some in this beaker
or some in that. You know, You're like, dude, it
was so cool. I would make this bug I was
I was the I was like one of the biggest
producers of bug juice in Wyoming.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Bug juice, dude.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
But now it's in a now it's bottled.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh, my gosh, it's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yes, but I actually made it, so they at first
I believe they started with a kit and then they
realize it tastes so good. They actually made the stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
And they have buy bug juice here. Check out the
healthy bug juice, Vita bug no produced sugar and calories
bug juice, and guess the mystery flavor bug juice.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Dude, whatever those kids are, You got the volcano one,
You got stuff here, you can make food. Kids love
that stuff. I was a kid. I know. Over to you, man,
hang up in list.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Hey, we'll take a break. We're gonna come back and
talk locks. I mean, we got the weekend here, we
gotta do it. We'll be right back. I don't know
about Alabama Tennessee. I don't know. Are they either one
of them good?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Jalen Monroe, I thought I was gonna win the Heisman
and the guys sucked the last two games.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah he's been bad.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah he was running all over Georgia and I don't
even think he runs anymore.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, they dominated Georgia and then Allo talk about it. Bro.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
They almost had trouble with South Carolina almost had trouble.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Only did they almost lose it. Then they gave up
the onside kick. Like what, no one gives up an
onside kick and doesn't get the ball? I mean nobody.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
We were going nuts at the bar. I can't believe
I gapped that one. It was insane.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I mean, I love talking about games. Five days later, give.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Me two weeks.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, it was last Saturday, last Saturday. Yeah, so that
game is interesting to me. But Texas Georgia is I mean,
that's what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
If you're not watching if I mean honestly, if you're
not watching that game, you're up, Like, seriously, honestly, what
are you doing? What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I mean, if you if you like sports, you're watching
that game. Yep.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
It's one of those where you'll remember in ten years
where you were for that game. Where were you for
the USC Texas game?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I was over at Ryan Lynch's house on Oak Creek Drive.
Everybody was there, Rusty Minnaker, Lauren de Silva, John Hale, everybody.
Texas won dom. He jumped in the pool with his
clothes on, then he changed.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Then we all went down to Sixth Street. Where were
you when you found out Troy Knight was there? Where
were you when you found out bait? Who's the good quarterback?
Colt McCoy got hurt in the championship game. I was
sitting on my couch watching it by yourself. I'd have
worked the next day.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I just took a turn to Depressionville.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I think I was on my couch by myself.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I was going over to Billy's and I was late,
and I get a text. Yours hurt. His game's over.
He tells me the party's over before it even started.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Damn, he told you yours was hurt back in two
thousand and six.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, what do you mean? No, not that year. I
didn't get the year right.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
No, no, no, you said you run the way, and Billy
text you yours hurt? You said when?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
When? Where were you at?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Where were you when Colt McCoy got hurt? McCoy?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yours Colt? Same guy, Texas guys, Sam.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
That's why I was laughing. If you go, He texted me,
you were is hurt? And I'm like, Colt, he knew
back in two thousand and six that yours was gonna
get hurt.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Hopefully I'm not predicted something here. Billy said it twelve
years ago. Dude, these are the games you remember. You'll
be able to remember Texas Georgia. Everybody will know where
they were for this one. Same thing. That's my point.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
You just it's that big of a game. Yes, a
regular season game is that big of a goal.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Oh yeah, this is the gray and Daddy of Mall
Red River rivalry. Puh lee. I mean, this is it
that Texas mailed that one in. Maybe it's why Quinn
Uwers look like you suck. It is a big one.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, I mean it's a very interesting That's that's the thing.
It's interesting. It's great. We'll watch it, and both of
them will still make the playoffs, so it won't matter.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
They won't. Georgia loses, they're out.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I don't think there's any way they're out.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Two losses, just because A and M's doing surprisingly well
and now there's more teams in the conference. They can't
let six teams from the SEC, and they gotta let
all those other places.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
They're gonna they're gonna have one team from the Big twelve.
Whoever wins the Big twelve's in. That's it.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Yes, Mountain West, Boise.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
State, Okay, there's one, there's two, right, Big.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Ten there'll be three three teams from there.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Okay, because there's gonna be a random ending. There's still
gotta get seven. You got the ACC champ at six.
Then they'll take six from the SEC. There you go.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Here's got to be another conference.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh, they'll take notre name.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Then you got you Miami Hurricane.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Oh and guess what Cam rising out for the year?
Good god, they said eighth year. Dude, he may play
next year. He'd be twenty eight years old. I think
they said that's unbelievable. Get that dude. That dude is
like a freaking I mean, he is a snowflake. He
gets hurt every snap. I've never seen so many injuries.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
He got thrown into a water cooler.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Okay, but he still gets hurt all the time.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Okay, like he gets hurt all the time. Did you
lock something up? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
I'm I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna lock it out
him right now.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Ray this studio, it's our last day.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, I'm about to lock up this building, dud, because
we're about to go home. Listen, man, I don't know
what's gonna happen. I don't know if Russell Wilson's really
gonna play quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, but I do
you know that the Jets have to win that game.
If they want to make the playoffs, they have to

(50:07):
beat the Steelers. I think the Steelers have won with
smoking mirrors. So I'm taking the New York Jets minus
one and a half in Pittsburgh. Take it to the bank.
I mean, I don't know why I'm taking them, but
I'm taking them. Russell Wilson hadn't played this year. He
has to be rusty. If he's the starting quarterback, has

(50:29):
to be.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Who does Carolina play?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Carolina is on the road at the Commander's. Commander's favored
by eight.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, guys, you're gonna want to go Commanders minus eight.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
The guy that got shot, I believe is Bryan Robinson.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
He was back of practice.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Yeah, and scary Terry. It's Halloweensa's and so give me
the Commanders minus eight, even though they got Dalton over
there with Carolina. Is it Dalton or what's it?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, it's not Bryce Young? Trust Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Bryce Young comes in though, and they're losing really bad
to teams. Oh did he Yeah he came in there.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, he still comes in So it's really bad. Give
me minus eight and lock the door, Lock it up,
Lock up music Row.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Look the Raiders they just traded DeVante Adams. That team
knows Max Crosby is shoving the defensive coordinator or someone
on the defensive staff. They got nobody on that team.
Aid and O'Connell. They they are tanking for Shador. It's
called ship for Shador. That's what it's called. Ship for Shador.
They're trying to get that number one draft pick. The
Rams are coming off of by Cooper Cup is supposed

(51:37):
to be back Matthew Stafford a Cooper Cup. Cooper cuple
have five thousand yards one hundred and six catches this weekend,
and Kyron Williams is gonna have two hundred and sixty
yards rushing. The Raiders are terrible. Give me the Rams
minus five and a half. Take it to the bank,
and then I'm I'm gonna give you the one that

(51:57):
is gonna shock you. Miami Dolphins are coming off a bye.
Before they left, Tyler Huntley couldn't he didn't know the offense.
He was terrible. They had two weeks to work on
things to beat the Colts. Give me the Miami. Their
season is on the line off of bye Miami Dolphins
plus three in indye, take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Did the Lions play the Vikings?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
What's that line?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
One and a half?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah, give me Lions. You don't even need to mess
with the Lion. Just do money line. Do whatever you
do the line, because that's what we do. They're they're
minus one.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
And Lions are plus one and a half. They're in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, give me Lions. That's probably just all Aiden Hutchinson
Vegas doesn't know. Give me the Lions over the Vikings.
Lions about to start taking control of things. They may
be the number one seed over there. Lions all day
and lock it up.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
And if you want and I read I read it wrong.
The the Rams were minus six and a half. I apologize.
I thought it was five and a half. And don't
forget to wake up early Sunday morning so you can
see the Patriot it's versus the Jacks. Must see TV.
And now we say goodbye to the studio. Thank you
for all the memories, thank you for all the years,
Thank you for all the you know, listens and downloads

(53:10):
and everything that you provided us. Thank you for giving
sore losers nations such a good life. We will see
you on the flip side.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Guys, ready, seven guns salute? It actually is only six.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, okay, and can take us out with the national anthem? Man, Yeah,
oh it's just a grays wound.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
You're okay, dude, You just don't use your right arm
the anthem. Yeah, this one.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Got the bombs burst. Yay brow to the night. That
up flag was.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
All right night.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You have the eyes of Texas. Man, big weekend?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I deleted that one?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Why would you do that? What is of Texas? I
mean there's a big weekend for them? We gotta give
them there.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Were is.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
This is it Texas? Here we go, big weekend in Austin. Wow,
Longhorn fan's going crazy. It's gonna be a hell of
a weekend. Hell of a weekend. Hand me another beer.
Bebo's out of control, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Hey, will you hand me a shiner back?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Good, good reference. They give me a lone star. I
need a lone star.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Hey do you have any lining Google? No, man, I
got a Mickey's what the hell.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Hey, are you at Texas X No, Man, I just
live in Austin. All right, cool, I bet you McConaughey
will be here. He's annoying.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Hey, you want to go to Vince Young's Steakhouse and
suck off and espresso martini?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
All right, guys, have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
We out all right, Man, I'm turning off my mic.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Oh that was the final time.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yeah, man, I want you to have the last one.
It's all about symbolism. MIC's off, man.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Man, that's it. Goodbye fifty five Music Square West. It's
been real.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Turre my mic.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
W die tune in when we moved studios.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Good Bye, sir Thursday

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Sir, Hey, get me to the hospital of the fuck
it shot.
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