June 21, 2024 • 52 mins
Lunchbox and Ray are ready to admit there podcast sucks and nothing proves that more than how they've handled LIV Golf being in Nashville this weekend. Ray fills us in on his updated plans for the weekend at the golf course. Ray went golfing with Justin at the local muni where things got awkward on multiple fronts. Also Ray is now a promoter for a new video game so we hear all about the new game sweeping the nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's Friday. There we go. Hey, this time we you
delete that dead air there? That was weeks ago. I know, man,
Hey you've been watching the Euro.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
But real time, I'm not deleting that dead air because
it was only ten seconds and I don't want all
your times to screw up.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
That's true. Hey, have you been watching the euro Championships?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No? But South Beach sent me a spreadsheet and he goes, hey,
who wins? And I go pick a team in the middle.
So do you think a team in the middle.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Will win it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, I don't know, not the favorite, not the underdog,
but somebody in. But no, one of the top three
favorites will win. Who are the top three favorites?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
England, Germany is what i'd guess. See, I'm not into this.
I don't know if Germany is a favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The only time I did a future on soccer, it
was messy and it was plus five thousand and he
almost made the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Dude, Yeah, they're really they're winning it this year inter
Miami they're in first place.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh are they really?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah? And Argentina did beat Canada last night to nothing?
So is this live? This is live? Right now? Why
the hell is it so hazy because they did fireworks, man,
and it was kind of raining. I know it was raining.
Is it Cutter?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, they're in vacation bookings couch.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I've better not do that Airbnb.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Uh yeah, I was watching England in Denmark yesterday. Is
a good game?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hey one, where are you going for the fourth?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh? I'm going to Cutter? Hey, what's going on Cutters?
The World Cup there? Now that already left? Then why
the are you going to Cutter.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Booking dot Com, Cutter Airways?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Man? Is there anything else in Cutter?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't even know. It's usually just Olympics or soccer.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't think the Olympics have ever been in Cutter either.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Ray I heard it's beautiful in the summer.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I doubt it, but I think their summer or our
summer is their winter.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And not to sound too rich rich, but Mincino's people
always talk about it is off some Wendy as shit
w content creator that I followed. Dude, every video they
had the girl's hair was blowing everywhere. So I'll pass
on minkon O's. Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I went to Mikonos on my honeymoon and we laid
out at the beach.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Man, did you lose your hat because it's wendy as shit?
Like I just said, let's be real. I didn't wear
a hat. I never wear hats unless I'm golfing.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But I did get a Father's Day hat from my
four year old. But did it say daddy? Uh No,
It's like has his two handprints on the I don't
know what you call this the front of it, and
they are shaped into a heart. And then it has
all three kids' names on it and says Happy Father's Day.
And then he colored it and it's all different colors
(02:43):
and he's like, Dad, I want to go into a restaurant.
He's like, dadda, can you wear that to the restaurant.
I'll wear that thing? Oh like, oh boy, look it's
a loving hat, dude. I looked like the biggest dork.
I wore. Hey, I wore the hat. I wore the hat.
I wore the hat the other night to the restaurant
and uh so, yeah, I wore the restaurant and everybody's
(03:05):
in there this hat, that hat, and I got my
But you know, you gotta do what you gotta do, honey.
I wore the hat. You wear the lingerie Yeah, my
two year old made a baseball with his handprints on
it and said Happy Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Showed you how to throw a curveball.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And he keeps going my baseball and he won't let
me have it though, like I opened it, and then
he took it back, so he carries it around, he
throws it back.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
In the day, that was called Indian giver, but we're
not allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, it's really funny. And the other kids were like, hey,
that's dad has buggles. No, my baseball. I make it
at school. So he doesn't understand the concept of giving something.
He wanted me to done wrap it, then he wanted
it back. Really weird. Wow, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Ray, that's not politically correct to say an Indian giver.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Are we gonna start the show?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, let's start it, man. I mean, I got so
much to talk about it, but I gotta talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Arnold's off today, he's at Live.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what we suck as a podcast,
and I'll tell you what. Let's just start it, all right, Well,
we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We Oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, it's says, and I'm from the north. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville. Now.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I used to live downtown, then I moved to the
west side.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Now in the country, there's a lot of farmers contractors
out there building doing whatever they do. Actually they're not building,
they're just farming. They're working on their properties and crops.
Launch over to you, man, I messed up my intro.
We suck as a podcast, and Ray, you lost the
perfect game.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, we suck. I look online yesterday and Bryson D.
Chambeau is walking up and down Broadway with the US
Open trophy, just walking up and down Broadway in broad
daylight show, and everybody, Hey, here's the US Open trophy.
And where was the sore losers? Wet home on my couch.
(05:06):
We didn't have a presence. We had no presence, no
thought of, hey, maybe we should go walk around down
there and see if we see any of these golfers.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
People were tipped off. Well, actually there was events yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right which we didn't cover any of them because we
are terrible as a podcast. They're late, and it costs
forty dollars to part downtown. It was in the middle
of the day when Bryson was walking up and down
with that US open trophy.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, and that's on us. But also I had a
couch being delivered. It didn't get delivered. It's actually gonna
get delivered today. Yeah, what what happened the sectional? It's
just we're trying to save money on delivering it. So
we're trying to borrow a trailer from Garth, and I
think Garth's been using the trailer. So we're gonna steal
the trailer from Garth today and we're gonna get it
delivered today.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So you're gonna deliver it yourself, I believe.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So maybe they already have it on the trailer, but
they're bringing it to my house. It's a sectional, so
you're talking five jumbo boxes. Costco one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Great deal. Never knew you could buy a couch at Costco. Yep,
found it when I was in the meat aisle. What
color a whitish ooh white?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But no, no, no, it's got a gray tint to it Okay,
you can basically feel dress of deer and you couldn't
even tell that's.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What I like to hear. But back to just sucking
about Live. So way back when I mean, I was
supposed to go to Live, Garrett, Greg Jacob, they were
all supposed to come to town. Garrett hurts its back. Fine,
that's out. And I told my wife, when they have
media passes, go on availability, you can do it one
month out. We got to fill this out and get
(06:40):
the sore losers media access to all these events to
live or other stuff to live to all their live events.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
In other cities. No here, Ray, we're gonna go to Shanghai.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
No here. You could start applying for a media pass
back in May because Live is in June. They give
you one month. I was like, we gotta do this.
Then I never filled it out. You know why shocked
me because there's this guy that I work No, there's
(07:10):
this guy I work with that said, hey man Live weekend,
I am going party bus from Nick and Karen's party
bus back to Nick and Karen's party bus back to Live.
So I was like, you know what, Ray is going
to party. We don't need to fill out a media
pass because Ray is going to be busy and I
want don't want to be like, hey, ray Man, instead
of going to Nick and Karens and getting on the
(07:31):
party bus, I think we should use our media passes
and get interviews and get content and you know, do
the live events. So I didn't fill it out. I
was like, I don't want to bother Ray. Let him
have fun. He's partying, he's getting you know, getting drunk.
And then you tell me today what Ray not going?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Not going? We had we drug our asses, Me and Basis,
Oh my god. And so Saturday sold out and then
the tickets went up to two hundred and fifty and
we got a vacation coming up and we're kind of
safe our golden eggs for that vacation and cut her Yes,
no different one called Charleston much nicer, palm trees. Also
a pineapple as a statue there randomly. Anyways, So the
(08:14):
prices were up and I was starting to get the vibe.
The Baser wasn't totally into it. And it was a drive.
It's not like you can drink there. I mean, maybe
have one beer, but you're not gonna then drive an
hour and a half to my house.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But I thought you were staying at Nick and Karen's
is what I was told.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Correct, And so Nick and Karen then hit us with
we're staying in the bird's nest. Which these tickets hundreds,
they may have been four hundred each in this whatever
section at Live Tournament Live is in golf. It's a
golf tournament in Nashville, south of Nashville. We're gonna all go.
And so we said that's just too pricey for our blood.
And then Eric Dodd hits me up and he said, hey,
you want to go Friday, get a ticket for you.
(08:47):
I gotta have you buy at my house at nine thirty.
And I said, can't do I mean in real time
right now it's eleven eleven eleven, So I just couldn't
do that. And then I also had who else offered
me a ticket? Eric, the Karen and Nick go, wow,
I believe my buddy David's going. Oh, and Richard, the
(09:09):
guy that at one point endorsed with the sore losers
at Freeland Chevy got it. So I had everybody going
there not to mention all the cast of characters here
at the radio station that are going. And so then
I was like, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you know,
I'm just not going well. Then Nick and Karen hit
us up again, and I guess what they screwed up?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The day's it was today.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
They had tickets and they were gonna give us free tickets.
So the money then wasn't even an issue. The driving
wasn't an issue because we're gonna stay at their house
and take over their kids' beds and send their kids
out to a forge or something. So the days were
all just mixed and matched. The money was an issue.
It was a lot of confusion. I'm not going over
(09:48):
to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
My wife works out at a gym and she met
someone by the name of Giselle Bunching jiu jitsu trainer. No,
but a guy by the name of mac Kearney. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You want to know the dumbest thing you've ever done,
Tom Brady is telled Guzell. Hey, you should go get
some jiu jitsu training.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, because I mean, what's it like to have her
new boyfriend be able to kick your ass and eat
her ass at the same time. HEYNI great, great joke,
great joke. But my wife met Matt Carney Kearney. He's
an artist. I guess. At the gym, they start chatting
(10:31):
it up blah blah blah talking, Oh what's your husband do?
And she tells him me. He's like, oh really yeah,
he does the Sore Losers podcast, and they're excited about
Live coming to town, and that Matt Carney guy goes, oh, dude,
my guy, my best friend is like the executive marketing guy,
like he can get you guys whatever you need. Wow,
(10:52):
and just let me know. And I'm sure I can
get you guys passes and the Sore Losers can have access.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It is in real time.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well this was weeks ago, but you were going on
the party bus. I hate two.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I hattioninary party bus.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I hate to hit up Matt Kearney and be like, hey, man,
I know Live started this morning at seven a m.
And you said you could hook us up. Is there
any way you could text your buddy and tell them
we're on our way and we need media passes and
access to the press lounge so we can do interviews
and snacks. We haven't eaten an eight hour Yeah, don't
(11:30):
think that's gonna happen. So we had every opportunity every opportunity.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
To go to live, to go to live.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
We had so many plans laid out to go to live,
and we did none of them. We had the email
a couple of weeks ago to play around with one
of the guys, and we did not take advantage of it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And then I thought Bezer was gonna surprise me with tickets.
And she woke me up from my nap yesterday and
she goes, I have a surprise.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, yes, so I either the couch is there or
you're going to live.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I figured she bought us those birds and Nest tickets
for four hundred dollars each. So I said, all right, perfect,
this is gonna be exciting. She goes, I've booked our
flights to Vegas in two months for or your birthday.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Which is a great present. Wait, wait, what weeken be going?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Man, it's on the DL trying to keep a little profile.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, it's actually it's not even designed. It's last week
of August. I don't know the specific days, okay, because.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
We're trying to go the cheapest.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
But yeah, it was that. It's exciting, but not live.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That is exciting. And then I'm like, get to work today,
and Pitts is like, hey, brother, brother, you're going out
to live. I'm like, no, man, he goes, you're telling
me you can't take a couple hours and go out
and enjoy some golf with some of your your boys.
I was like, well, you got tickets. He goes, well,
I bought one. You want to come? I mean, maybe,
(12:53):
he goes, k Dog's going. I said, Kevin, you're going
with Pitts. He goes, well, no, I'm waiting on my
buddy who supposed to have the hookup to the VIP
so I don't have to stand down in the sun,
so I won't be hanging out with brother. And I'm like, well,
what the crap is that Lauren's going? Really?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And Scuba tells me today that he could have got
us into any tickets that we wanted, and I said, well, Scooba,
I'm not mining for free tickets. It's not that I
can afford tickets. They just got a little too pricey
and we should have had forethought. We didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I mean, we had every single opportunity and we
did none of it. So guys, you come here.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That sore loser style rude.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This is the I mean, if this doesn't sum up
our podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Dude, we kept getting tickets thrown at us. We couldn't
even shield ourselves from the amount of tickets we're getting
thrown at us, and we ain't going to a minute
of it. The best option almost would have been Dodd.
He was gonna drive, but he said I had to
be at his house at nine thirty. He was gonna drive.
I could have got loaded, stayed at his house with
his at his brand new beautiful house, left Saturday morning.
(14:04):
But he's leaving at nine thirty. We're obviously still here
two hours later.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I mean, I thought you were gonna be hammered all weekend.
You're gonna be hung his balls on Monday. Well, the
problem I was already The problem was Nick and Karen.
She now goes by Kiki because Karen is frowned upon.
Kiki and Nick went to tom Ford Lake, tim Ford Lake,
some famous lake. Alan Jackson has a house on it.
(14:28):
It's beautiful. So they were kind of out of podcast.
That's close to the border. It's like maybe it's Mexican
Mexico border border.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Maybe it's in Alabama, and so they were out of Dude,
they were out of They had no WI Fi service,
So there was really no communication, and that kind of
is what led to them getting tickets, us not getting tickets,
then them telling us it was Friday and not Saturday
all along.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, because I was prepared that you were gonna be
hung as balls at the partying at Live all weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh I was prepared too, But I'm not going to
a minute of it. Yeah, yeah, but I was prepared
to say, I thought we were going Saturday and Sunday,
I'm not even coming. I thought I was going, and
I thought I was gonna be playing golf with the
boys and we're gonna be drinking all weekend, and my
wife was gonna be on our own with the three kids.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And guess what, I'm not even going. I was prepared
to fill out the media request for media access to
Live Golf, and guess what, not even going. And I
was going to offer you, like, hey man, I know
you're gonna be hungover on Monday, so we'll just do
the pod on Tuesday. We won't even do a Monday pod.
We'll do it on Tuesday. Also, because I got offered
(15:36):
to play in a golf tournament on Monday, and I
was like, oh yeah, right, he'll be hung his balls.
We'll do We'll do the pod on Tuesday, and no
big deal. He'll have stories from live. I'll have stories
from this golf tournament. Now it's all just up in
the air.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You've gotten that good at golf. You're playing attorneys now?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, No, it's a charity event for I don't know.
One of the bosses hit me up. So obviously they
went down the line and a bunch of people couldn't
play in last minute they needed a fourth for the foursome,
and he's like, hey, can you play? And I was like, yeah, dude,
I'm in because raising me hung his balls. The pod
will wait till Tuesday because we're gonna have a ton
(16:13):
of live stories. I went back to the Muni. What
went back to the Muni? How they treat you? Tell
me after this, we'll be right back hit me with it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, so Justin I hadn't golf with him in months. Wow,
he still knows how to swing a club.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
But we had it. We were off in the afternoon,
so it's actually a show week. I haven't swung a
club in like two and a half weeks. Man. I
went every day last week. Dang, I was supposed to
have a lesson. It was awesome. I had to cancel.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So Justin I said, hey, I'm gonna come near you.
So we go to the local MUNI.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Is Justin going to live? No, oh, but Angelina is.
She got tickets for the whole week. Oh man. So
out of everybody that has access to lives, Angelina is
the one that is going. And Odd and Nick and
Keeky brother Pitts, none of which have a podcast, right,
none of them have a podcast that they talked to
(17:09):
three hundred people every single Monday, Wednesday, Friday. But they're
all going to live. So we maybe we can bring in.
Maybe Pitt's will have some good stories. We'll bring him
in on Tuesday. Hey, so the UNI me and Justin.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
He beats me. We played Skins. Wow yeah, and we
didn't even We both played terrible. It might have been
the three beers I had, but he won. It was Skins.
So it was eight to three. No, no, no, no no.
He won forty dollars and it was five a hole
so he won eight to one.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh my god, Okay, that doesn't that doesn't that up? Eat? Yeah? Does?
I won one hole eight? If he won forty.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Forty times nine times five is forty five. So he
won eight and one. No, if he won eight, that
means he won forty You won five. So he would
only get thirty five dollars. So he won all nine holes,
that would be forty five dodd Is it equal forty
of its carryover holes? I don't know, so I think
with a carryover it can work the math. Maybe, So
(18:11):
he won eight to one, let's say absolutely crush me.
That wasn't the story of it. There were two stories.
We golfed with a chick. He was interested in.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Whoa, whoa, he's moved on from Angelina that fast.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
We were randomly paired with her no yes, And then
we also had a little run in at the clubhouse
with the front desk divorces.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh so me and justin wait, wait, which one do
we need to do first?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I can do the front desk, cause that's what started first,
got it? So we get there and the guy gives
me already the trouble up the far right nine is
guys only tea times. Well, sir, every time I call
you and try to make a tea time, you guys
yell at me, And now in person you yell at me.
Do you guys just yell at everybody, And so he goes,
I'll try and get you guys on the middle, get
you on the middle. And so then Justin comes up
and he goes, are you guys paying for both? And
(18:55):
then we're just dicking with them already, and I go, no, man,
I'm unemployed. I can't afford to pay for him. And
the guy's like okay, and then Justin's pam and the
guy goes and Justin said, I'll have maybe three beers.
And the guy says, what do you mean maybe three beers?
How many beers do you want?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Justin? Is it a dick mood? Already?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Just said I said maybe three, baby, So.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
So he faces his side. He gets three beers. No
idea what the joke was with the baby.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
But we get outside and he said, if he's gonna
do be like that, I stole one. I got four.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Hey, this is great, this is this is how our
society works. Justin is like a doctor at bandy right,
He's a freaking doctor. And because some guy gave him
a little lip at the clubhouse at the local muni,
he swipes an extra beer and so he gets arrested Hey, man,
(19:57):
why did you miss your ship as a doctor? Dude?
That kid needed you. Oh man, that dude was giving
me lips. So I taught him. I took an extra
Michelo bultra Hey. He said maybe three. I settled on four.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So then we get to the hole and Justin's trying
to get me to go on the back nine, which
is Tea times only, and I said no, we weren't.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Given that. These people are strict. They're looking out the window.
They got the binoculars. They have really stepped up security
around there.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And so we get in the middle. Old Man River
comes and says, oh, hey, can I go ahead? You guys,
I'm a single and I see there's a female. There's that.
It's a single, And we go, yeah, you can go,
old Man River. So it's me and Justice.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Is he walking? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Ugh. So it's the courses, slow bro. If you're going
to the local UNI.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's four and a half five hours and just for
three holes. Man, it's so hard.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Dude, it is so backed up. Get ready, there's the
wild stories. Don't no idea if they're any good.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They're all good.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
We go play for the first hole and then we
get caught up already to the chick. She's from Auburn,
she's twenty four years old. It looks like she's been
in the Tanning booth for her entire life.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She in grad school or she'll just graduated. We'll get
to that, because if she's twenty four and still at
Auburn undergrad taking a long time.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, she graduated. Now she's here. And so they said, hey,
do you want to pair up with us? And we
said yeah, I mean we let old man River cut us,
so it's sure we can now pair up with you.
Even though he got in front of us.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
She's solo. Yeah, it was just her, she walking around her.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
And so that's when Justin thinks she may be single.
So Justin's talking it up with her a little bit.
What do we realize she's every hole. She's taking a
phone call.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
What is that boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So that was already out the window then, but Justin
just tries to be friendly, nice girl, attractive, Yeah, Tanning,
does she look like Paige Sparonic. She looked like, let's
just say, Brooke Burke. But when she was young, you know,
just not being of her broke burg she looked a
lot like her. Oh I Justin tried to be friendly
say a couple of things to her. Justin goes, oh, hey,
(21:47):
uh do you play do you play a lot? And
she goes, no, I've keeping this for the timeline, and
it's also our golf music. And she goes, oh, no,
I used to play college sports, but I just started
playing golf year ago. Dude. Her swing was phenomenal. I
mean she could have been on the Women's PGA Tour.
And so Justin goes, what sport did you play in college?
(22:09):
And the guy was old Man River was Oldman River
played for sixty years, he's retired. He's awesome. He was
at the course, he said, when back when there was segregation.
Whoa yeah, So I mean the guy knows every green everything.
He was hitting holes in one, every hole damn yeah.
So he was really good. So he ended up pairing
up with you guys. Yeah it was Did I not
say he was with her? He'll skipped a hen. Now
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he was all with us. We're all bunched up. And
so Justin says, well, what sport you play? And she
goes gives us the one one minute because old man
River's hitting, he hits. She never told us the sport
she played. It was like a big secret. A hole later,
Justin trying to be mister Friendley, I don't even talk
on the course at this point, Justin.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Hey, what do you do for workout here?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
She goes, I work for a business in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That was the info.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I'm like, bro, I don't think she wants to fucking
get to know us, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Nice, Hey, Justin, she's not. She's not trying to reveal
too much information to you. Obviously. That's what Justin should
have been like, Yeah, I work for a hospital at Vanderbilt.
So that point, that's it. The getting to know is over.
So we know that she played a college sport at
Auburn and she works for a company in Indiana.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yes, that's it. That's at the end of the day.
That's all I learned. So we're on the third hole
and I sliced the f out of it. Little did
I know behind the tree is another green and there
were four hens. Oh there were four women. So me
and Justine go over to my ball. Everybody else teed off.
We go over there and there's this lady going It
didn't seem like yelling. It just seemed like she was
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telling us where my ball was. And Justin was, oh,
is our ball over there?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It's laying on the green, and she goes, don't you
ever not say four?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
We were up here, you could have hit us.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That your ball.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You guys are win, consider it screaming at us. So
we started to realize, Okay, this lady's yelly. I've been there, yeah,
And so I go up, put my hand.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Over my heart.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm already an ultra deep and I said, ladies, I
am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I had no idea you were even on here. And
she then she got me.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
She goes, well, even if you don't know that people
are about to get hit, still say four next time.
And I said, you're right, I will always say four now,
because god forbid, I actually hit one of y'am So
that that wasn't that wasn't that was that?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
So'd you play it as it live?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I moved it like over the green. I looked, No.
I looked at Justin. I was like, dude, hey, I
gotta throw this. That's a man. I can't hit you
gotta hit you. Gotta hit the six iron off the green.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So they got even more interesting. So then just now
these hens they're playing a women's tournament.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So two holes were a women's tournament? Were they old hot,
all in their.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Seventies, got it all retired? So then there's no four
more hens on the green and Justin goes, there's no
way I can hit him. I'm gonna just swing, and
so we're all like, yeah, dude, just swing.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
He drives the hybrid of his life. Dude.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
It takes one bounce and it's the lady in the arm.
Oh no, they're going to their cart. Oh no, it
gets worse. That ain't even it. That ain't even it.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
So then old man River I told you he knows
the course and drives the ball like his son of
a bitch. He swings, it's headed for the women's carts.
It takes one hop and hits their cart.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yes, they're driving up. Dude, I've never almost hit people
so many times.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
So then so then we all get our Hey, well,
get on the green. We make our shots in two, three, whatever,
it was a terrible day on the course.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
We having fun though. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
You've killed almost three and the six women. So then
on the.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Next hole, the girl we're playing with from Auburn, she's
lined up with the Hens, and so she goes over
and just decides to say sorry, which is awesome of her.
Thank you yees. So she comes back to us and
she said, hey, guys, I said sorry to him, and
they wanted me to deliver this message because you guys
are far over here and they're not probably gonna catch
up with y' all.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
They said, they're fine, but please stop hitting them. So
they were the nicer Hens of the four pack.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Hey, like, here's the marty, Hey, please stop hitting them.
Here's the problem. If we were doing it on burbage,
we would stop. If we could aim the ball like
a regular person, there is no way it would go
near you. That is all on accident. We'll do our best.
Thanks for coming. So then we get to the next hole.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And the problem I haven't mentioned yet about this girl
from Auburn is she thinks we're good and so and
since she's hitting from the female tease dude, she'll go
in front of us.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No and just wait there. See you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay, So we're getting on the eighth hole.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
She's done it for every hole.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm blaming my drives on that because out of the
corner of my eye, I would see her and I'm like, girl,
I'm not the Live Tour, we're not pros here. You
need to stand behind me or I'm going to hit you.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, you know you're not the live Tour because we're
not going to be there.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So one of the holes, Justin, i mean hit it
like five feet over her head.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Dude, what a rip.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
We get to the eighth holl and I'm going, driver,
this is when you can reach the green and I'm like,
here we fucking go, dude.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I keep the driver yep, getting it bleep, getting it bleep.
I get the driver out and I just drive the
absolute s out of it. It clears her head.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Dude, by about let I mean, I don't know how
I didn't kill her, dude, Like.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
She didn't want to get to know you beforehand.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
At this point, I told just I said, here we go,
drills the tree and I'm like, oh shit, I'm like Justin, Justin,
I mean, we can't ever talk to this girl again.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I mean I'm not not even looking at it, and
I'm like hiding my head. Dude.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
She's after Justin almost hit her, and we've already hit
four women and she's standing in front of us, and.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Then I almost hit her. Dude.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
It was one of those days on the course and
I'm just like, what is what is happening?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We're gonna kill somebody out here. We finish it, we
wrap up. We gave DAPs on the final hole. It's
just common to always say, and Justin said some joke
like he goes, I should ask her if I can
get her number for What the fuck was this joke? No,
I mean, I don't even know. Oh, He's like, I
was gonna ask her if maybe she wanted to come
(28:19):
play out here with me sometime. And I was like,
because they played the same course or whatever. I was like, Justin,
we just about killed her with our clubs, dude, why
would you ask for them? But and then she, uh, yeah,
we just like we literally parked the golf car in
the parking lot and then she drove by, and that
was probably the end. One kind of car, beautiful like
grand high grand uh four wheel, uh Cherokee, really nice
(28:44):
white auburn plates. Everything. Never learned where she worked, never
learned the sports she played in college. But she's good
at golf, and we learned that. Yeah, that was yeah, man,
that was it. That was the story. But good god, dude,
I know that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Like when someone goes in front of you, it's the
most awkward thing ever. Like when we first moved here,
I was playing it, of course, a little south of town,
not the local Meani and I'm playing and there's an
eighty five year old dude and he goes up in
front of me and I'm like, hey man, you might
want to move. I don't really know how to hit irons, like,
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and it's a par five and I'm gonna hit an
iron on my second shot because I'm kind of on
a hill and I'm not in the fair way. And
he's like, no, no, you're good man, you're good. I'm like,
all right, and I mean it slices, slices, boom, no
(29:40):
right in his gun. No, old man Willie goes down
to one knee, he goes down to two knees. He's
on all fours for about five minutes. There is a
golf ball mark right there on his stomach. Dude, you
(30:01):
need to call for help. And I'm like, oh, I
was like, dude, are you And he's like, oh, I'm
good man, I'm good. Just give me a minute. Give
me a minute. You warned him, and I said, I'm sorry.
He goes, no, No, it's okay, man, it was an accident.
He quit after nine. He didn't make the turn. Damn
he did not make the turn. Then I was just like, oh,
(30:21):
oh man, that's bad. It was so bad. I felt
so bad for the dude. Yeah, but I tried to
tell him, May he rest in peace, and I mean,
if he's still alive now, there's no way he'd be
ninety seven. Gosh, oh man, I'm worn out from that story.
I wasn't prepared for it. That's pretty good. Did you
guys have like a beer at the nineteenth Hole or
did you the.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Uh, we didn't want to go back in the clubhouse,
but yeah we did. We just chilled in the cart
and we were just like talking about all the awkward
s that happened. And then justin I thought like it
couldn't get any worse. He goes, hey, man, I beat
you eight to one. You got that forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And we'll back.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Dude. Update from the Celtics Parade live updated live update.
K Dog's sister and dad are at the parade. Dude here.
She is K Dog's sister. Has an organ flag and
Peyton Pritchard takes her organ flag onto the bus. Get ready,
(31:30):
here he comes. Is it gonna hurry up? As you
get a two minute video? I don't know he sent
(31:51):
me the picture.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I mean, I don't know how that sounded like intercourse.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Did he come and get it or what? I don't understan. Okay,
that was weird, But I mean, is he gonna sign it?
Is he gonna No, he's he's waving it now as
he's going down that. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's cool. But I mean, yeah, he went to Oregon.
He went to Oregon, so she knew that. Yeah, and
I think she went to Oregon, right, But also I
mean getting that fifty dollars flag bag.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
But to have the memory that your flag is going
to be all over every picture there you go, I
need to explain to me. I think it's pretty cool
because when you watch highlights later on wherever it's Oh,
Paul and tied it. You didn't tell me that was sorry.
I didn't know we bet on this. I didn't ray
I got a little bit of scratch. No, I didn't.
I didn't bet on this. But you got Netherlands France
(32:49):
coming up, in like an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Hey, you helped out the couple's account a week ago.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Uh yeah, I to thank you for that. That's what
I tried to do. But they are there. K Dog's
day Ad and sister camped out, like, got there early
for the parade, made the trip to Boston to celebrate
the Celtics.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
And tell me this, I believe it was delayed because
of weather. So that was just fortunate. Oh was it really? Yeah,
so they would have missed it by a day. And
then now her flag is gonna be all over Fox
Sports one and Sports Center.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yes, so if you guys see Peyton Pritchard holding an
Oregon flag anywhere on TV, anywhere on social media, know
that K Dog's sister gave the flag to him.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It'll also be on BBN is.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I don't know, there's some channel that before we go
to YouTube TV every time it starts on the British
channel on our TV now huh yeah, So every morning
we wake up the Queen of Welles this morning, had
her cup of tea. It was a welcoming in with
Prince Charles every morning. And then that's how then we
go to the next channel to get to YouTube TV.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Usually when I turn on the TV in the morning,
it's on Netflix because we got robo Warriors, Robo Dino Warriors,
baby bum. I mean, we got everything in anything you
name it. And I'm just like, what is this crap?
Low key flex? The TV in the garage starts off
every time whoa did you hang it? Or father in
law hanging? Has it been still de hung?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And it starts off on Fox News Weather And instead
of clicking through twenty things, I just leave it, dude,
I just leave it on Weather channel. I ain't trying
to go through ten times to try and watch McAfee,
so I'll watch Fox News. I know about cyclones, I
know about how hurricanes are created. I know that Florida
has some crazy weather going on.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, I know Houston. Hey, guys, stay safe down there.
I know there's bad rain, bad rain, or be like
my buddy Danny. It was a massive hurricane in Miami.
It was a derentio. It wasn't a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
People were getting flooded, and I said, Danny, are you safe?
He had no idea that it was a massive storm.
He works at Costco. They're inside the building. Didn't hear
any of it.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
What do you mean Costco is ten metal? You hear
the rain on the roof? I worked at Sam's. I
worked at Costco when it rained. I mean I was
outside getting carts. But when you win in the store
for your break, you could hear it hit the roof.
But I mean, have you ever heard experiencing it? Have
you ever heard the phrase rain on a tin roof?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Sounds just like it. Man, amazing, He's like this, Man,
all right, what else we got? We got?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
We can do text from Justin that's also an option.
Or Billy and his brother just launched this app and
this miscalls I got people call me there at Live.
They just remember I said they were hitting me up
to advertise about the app.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I saw the video game. Man, it has seventy three
followers on Instagram. I'm not sure that game is the
hit that they were hoping. Can I please just read
at least two messages from them? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you
want to go down the text change? No, this is all.
This is all I did.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
It's actually I need to go to that text right, Okay,
this is Billy. Billy says, hey, Ray, because Billy put
this my brother's video game. Billy goes, hey, Ray, would
you repost this? And I said, but your brother isn't
my brother, so that wouldn't make any sense. And then
Billy goes, Ray, go share this.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I don't. I don't work for you guys. I'm not
on the payroll.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
And I said, since he's not my brother, I'll post
something else later, thanks, and Billy goes, shut your mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
This is the day Ona of the loss. I love it.
And they're filling the pressure already. How long do they
work on this video game?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I have no idea? And then Billy goes nofing clue
how to share on Instagram? And I said, I'll do
it later and then I can tag you and you
guys can reshare it. And then Billy's brother says, our
personal Facebook poll isn't my ideal target audience? Again?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
What why am I learning? I don't means.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And then he goes TikTok, YouTube and Twitter going to
be the best platforms to go after.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
We don't do Twitter anymore, slow rolling.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
While figuring out all the analytics tracking stuff, and then
he says, I post did you post your Facebook? And
I said, yes, I posted to the podcast Facebook and
Billy goes Ray how did you post it to Facebook?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm like, guys, so this.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Is my my friend's calling me at live? Now? Is it?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Answer it? No, it's David. I hung up on him. No,
I want to hear from Live. We want to hear
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Because he's planning live. He's not literally there. Oh but
then this is my final thing. All right, guys, I
posted twice on Twitter, one time on Facebook. You're welcome.
I'll hit install later. Leave me alone. I'm bro I'm
not even on the payroll and I just socialed the
shit out of their game. Yeah, I mean, and the
(37:30):
only reason I did it is so then I can
come on here and make fun of it, because they
don't you. It's a wait list. It's the game's not
even out yet.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
No, No, that's what you usually do. You pre order.
You got to build the hype. It's sort of like
a crowdfund or whatever. You know what I'm talking about.
Those Yeah, go fund me, No, not go fund me.
It's where you have.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
This idea and then people can pay for it, and.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
They can pay for it, and then you try to
build it and you deliver the product. Correct, you see
if there's demand? Correct?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
I explained to them, said Twitter doesn't get the traction
it used to. And then Billy said, well, why don't
you put it on your Instagram? Then I said, Billy,
I'm not an advertising machine. It's for a podcast and
for a morning show. I'm literally not a billboard in
downtown Austin, Texas that you can just use. That was
the text I was getting this morning. I was ready
to kill them all. That's why I hit them with
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that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Thanks. And then they said, Billy, cause you're gonna posse
up Facebook.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I did. Now we gotta hit install later, so get
ready for No.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You already did Insta. I did you posted the link
to Insta on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Wait wait, maybe you posted their link to their Instagram.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Thing that pisses me off is if there's no connection
to it, nobody's gonna play it. And who plays violent
video games right now?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
A lot of people, Man, have you ever heard of
call of duty? Right?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Well, then they need to go advertise to kids or something.
They need to find a teacher in a class.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It has a comment. I don't know what it is. Yeah,
it's me. I commented on all of our own posts. No,
there's it's called oh, Rise of a Legend. It's not
a game, it's a bloody sport. Details coming soon.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
It's not even out yet. And his brother goes, hey, man,
I'll hit you with all the the call to actions.
And it's called a steam or it's called a steam.
It's not a stream, it's called a steam. I'm like, guys,
I don't know any of this terminology. It confuses the
fuck out of me. How am I supposed to advertise
for it?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
It kind of looks like Gladiator, Thank you, the movie, right,
but it looks like he's walking into battle. He's got
his helmet on, he's dark. I don't know. Maybe you
got a battle, right, bro.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I'm fine with it if I was part of the
advertising and marketing team. I'm part of a podcast in
a morning show and.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Our podcast can't even get access to live. I mean,
I don't know how they think we're gonna blow up
this video game came blow up our own.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Podcast unless you got something. I have a couple of
texts from justin.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I do want to ask you a question? Thank you?
You want to hear it? I thought there was some yeah,
right after this, you thought there was something what I
thought there was.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Some question on our Facebook there was something.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
All they were saying, Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Okay, if she got if you got a ninety to
nothing lead, did you beat Kaitlyn?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
We did the Lebron thing. Then they said if you
if I gave you ninety nine points, could you beat
Caitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
The answers, yes, ninety nine last ninety nine would be
the same as Lebron.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Well, I thought it was the same. I would say yes,
I would hope, because here's the deal. Like when you're
like college women's teams they practice against, like they go
and recruit guys that are on that are good at
inner murals, intermural basketball, and that's who they scrimmage against.
So that tells me that you could at least get
(40:58):
a shot off against Kaitlyn Clark. She's not six ' eight.
How tall is Kaitlyn Clark my height? I think Caitlin
Clark is six feet tall. So I do believe you
could get a shot off against Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Should work me. I'd get those ten points, but it
wouldn't be easy.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
It wouldn't be easy. Now ten points, I still think
you could beat her at ten points.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Dude, she's got ninety times she has to score a
point because you're gonna be able to block her. Sometimes
you're be able to just stop her, get a rebound.
She won't make a shot, and you're gonna get you that.
That's an easy Yes.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I do believe that you could beat Caitlyn Clark. And
I didn't realize it was ninety That makes me change
my tune a little bit. If it was ninety nine,
no doubt you could beat Caitlyn Clark. But my question
really was is how does Bill Belichick and that chick,
the twenty four year old how do they start dating?
Hell of a segue, man, Like, how does that happen?
(41:57):
Does Bill hit on her? Does she hit on Bill?
Does she slide into the DMS.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I think it's laid out for us. She's a cheerleader
and he's a coach. There was probably some sort of
an event where they were at it together. You just
start talking and whila, so you know he's sneaking out
of sag Harbor.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Okay, but at this event, cheerleaders probably don't really interact
with head coaches.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Dude. It was explained like this, this is going to
change your mind, okay, please. I asked one of my
buddies one time, I said, how do you know if
a guy is gay?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And they said, this is laid out so perfectly, and
it's the exact same.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Way A dude.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
No, No, it laid out so easily. This is how
it started with Bill and the cheerleader. I said, how
do you know? Not you're holding hands with Kevin, not
that that's obvious you're gay. How do I know if
you're gay? He said, they hold eye contact for one
second longer, And that's how you know. Bill and this
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cheerleader held eye contact for one second longer, and they
knew that person is down. It'll pull your mind, dude,
right now, I'm always gonna be trying to break I got.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
My question, but what is Bill light? So? Are you single?
Or is she like so? I heard you broke up
with your lady lately? How does it happen? How does
Bill at seventy two years old get the stones to
be like you want to come over?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
All it would take is her say hey, I'm a
little awkward, and him say have you seen me in
press conferences? So am I? You want to do dinner?
And then from dinner, anything can happen. It's it's easier
than you think. The harder thing is two twenty four
year olds getting to banging bodies because they have so
many options, or getting pulled a million directions. Bill's retired,
he ain't doing shit. She's must not be good with dudes,
(44:00):
so she doesn't have a lot of options. Bill's her option, bam,
match made in heavans. She has to have a ton
of options. I bet she's awkward. She ain't do another
twenty four year olds because she's awkward. I'm guessing this girl.
I'm telling you she's gonna be slightly a little tough
with guys and not like as social with dating. I'm
guessing there's no way she's killing it with the twenty
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four year olds. And then she jumps to Bill she's
had trouble. Dating isn't easy for everybody. It's easy when
you meet a seventy four year old guy who's not
threatening and he's disarming, Wam bam, thank you many.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
He's sneaking out of your sack harbor home on bird cam,
and how do the people get access to that camera?
And also why was he have no clothes?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
On right. Fuck?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Like did she release that video or was it a
neighbors camera? Yeah? And also.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Bill as an NFL coach, that's somewhat of a celebt,
Like why are you going.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
To her house? But she should always be coming to
your house. You're not going to Why are you going
to her condo? Have you ever ran around a neighborhood
in your underwear?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
No? Well, Bill Belichick, one of the top two hundred
most famous people in the world, did and thought he
could get away with it, Like.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
And why are you sneaking out in such a hurry?
Is like her roommate coming home her mom and dad.
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
And at what point was that you're only option to
sneak out in your box or brief You didn't have
an extra a minute to put your clothes on. I
haven't even heard the full story. I just saw the
picture of Bill.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
What the hell? No, there is no full story.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I thought somebody said in the comedy special they alluded
to it.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, I mean they may have joked about it, they
don't know the real story, That's what I'm saying. How
does that How does it make sense that he's sneaking out, Like,
oh my God, I got it.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I'm late for.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Class, dude.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
And now they're just bording their boat, the seven ring
eight ring circus boat, and all these footage and pictures
are getting posted on Daily Mail. I mean, Bill's never
been photographed outside of a football stadium ever. In duty's
on the front page Daily Mail every day because just
getting in a boat. But he has no idea he's
being photographed. Oh he knows now, but he's all mad.
He's like, hey, go get that picnic basket. Did you
(46:08):
get the bottle of wine. Let's go on eight rings?
Where you got my cocker ring the ninth one? Dude,
He's just getting on his boat, angry as shit, that
has no idea. Daily Mail is freaking pummeling him with pictures.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I just want to know, like how it. It's sort
of like.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
They're probably banging for another week and then they're done.
We just jump into oh they're in a relationship. No,
I don't care as they're hooking up. I don't I
don't know if they're in a relationship. I don't care
about that. I just need to know who.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Makes the first move. It's like who who says I
think you're hot? Or does she say, I've always thought
you're very sexy, and he's like, oh really, well I'm
single now, so can I come over to your palm
harm Or home. I just don't understand it. Yeah, I
got a house in the area.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, what time do you go to bed? App Yeah?
Have you been watching that new show on Netflix called
The Tender Swindler? I mean, I don't know what other
I mean.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, I have a boat, eight rings, eight super Bowl rings?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Would you like to come over and watch film? Yeah?
Just meet me at that one. Oh sorry, that's playing
on the TV. Yeah, it's just old Patriots footage. What
do you want to watch? Cartoons? Do you like deflated balls?
Because mine are deflated, just like Brady's were. You can
just call me Bill, just call me mister Pelichick. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm retired, are you? No? No, when I make love,
(47:31):
I don't have the pencil behind my ear. Don't worry.
I won't stabby with my pencil. Yes, my other pencil. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
I got a divorce. Yeah, I'm divorced.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
You I know, I'm just finishing up college. You a cheerleader.
I thought I saw you on the sidelines.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I was really impressed with that one cheer you guys
did when we were down twenty four to seven against
the Falcons. I don't know if that was twenty four
to three. That cheer, I mean, I really inspired the team.
Would you like to make love? Do you care if
I bring the football on the boat? Do you want
to throw around the pigskin a little bit? Do you
know about the K two?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Sweet? Double action?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Pump? Fake? You know?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
You know?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I played Peyton Manning calls O ma bullshit. That's all
it is, and out and out and up. It's a
simple little wheel route.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Do you know who the best quarterback of all time is?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah? I made them that way. Guess what I can
make you the best cheerleer of all time. Get on
my boat. Let's make it rock.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
I know you're younger, but are you old enough to
drive this boat?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Hey? You know when you weren't even born yet. I
was in my forties.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah. I won eight championships, four of them before you
were born. Dude, that's all it is.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Man, Hey, do you want to take me home to
meet your parents?
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Your parents only forty five? That introduction is probably not happening.
Like if you're her parents, like can you see her?
They like, I just can't even understand. I just want
to know the conversation. These are the conversations I always
wonder about, is how does it happen?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
But also, she's over the threshold. She's twenty four, dude,
she's kind of maturity to the woman. She's gonna be right.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
I'm not saying I just want to know.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
No, what I'm saying that she's confident or she's starting
to learn about it.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
She likes older men probably right. Ah man, oh man,
all right, we gotta get out of here. He's funny.
He is funny, and we gotta get to live. Dude, Yeah,
live is going on right now? Do you want to
do your text from Justin before we go?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
It's not even that funny, so nobody even needs to laugh.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
And congrats to JJ Reddick, coach of the Lakers, who cares.
So this is what I woke up to. Lakers still suck.
Justin won.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
He did eight team and a sixteen parlay. He won
three four hundred dollars last night in baseball. Yeah, so
he would do.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
I mean, there was no sports on last night. I
was sitting on the couch and I was just like
huh wow, what do I watch? So and on what
Justin does is he picks the hits and the total bases.
Cause me get a hit, they're gonna get a total base. Yeah,
but you gotta go. It's usually over one and a
half now.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
But a walk doesn't count, right, I get that. Oh
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
And a lot of them a walk didn't count.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
But he thinks he found a glitch in the system.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Just here we go. Here's his damn glitch.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
It's called saber metrics. You're so far behind the game,
Vegas has no idea. I'm doing this cheat code hits,
total bases.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
And then he texted me at ten twenty three, if
you like men, don't respond tonight. And then I didn't respond,
and I said.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Hey, if you like men, don't respond tonight. Because he knows.
I said, yes, I understand your math.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
You're doubling up essentially, because if you get a hit,
obviously they're going to get a base. I said, these
betting sites are being governed by a monkey. And then
I told him that Will Howard, quarterback of Ohio State,
has won the Heisman per my calculations. He said, yes,
presumably he has won the Heisman Trophy as of today.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh my god, you guys are real.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
And then I said this is this is it? Just
a little update on college football. I said, the Ohio
State schedule is so easy. What do you know about
the Michigan quarterback? And he said his name is Orgy
spelled o rgi though, and he sucks. He'll be two
games over five hundred. They also got a transfer from Indiana.
I think Tuttle. He throws like you, not a compliment
if you were wondering, good day. He's their big quarterback
(51:25):
for Michigan's called Orgy.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
That's funny. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
They went from JJ McCarthy, dude almost was top ten
for Heisman to Orgy. Oh, Michigan won it all. Yeah,
they won the championship to having a quarterback named Orgy.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
They won the national championship. Their coach is gone. I
think it's gonna be a little bit of a struggle.
Here comes Orgy. Oh boy, all right, have a good weekend.
That was action pack. We got a lot that was fun.
And Monday, I don't know. We'll at least do it Tuesday.
I don't know about Monday.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
The plot twist. Is it one of us actually ends
up going to live exactly?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Exactly? All right, you guys, have a good weekend. We're
out here. I'm going to live. Shut up, Arnold. You're great.
You have access to everything. We can't do. We don't
live your lifestyle. Man, he's out of town. She's in California. Okay, great,
you're gonna cheat on her. You're gonna go look up
with Bryson. Who else?
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Put?
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Uh? Dustin Johnson? Hey Bryson? Can I go to the
bathroom in the US?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Open cup?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Dustin Bryson Sergio film mix is irrelevant? Did you see
film mixes and dancing? No? He was like doing a
line dance. Terrible.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
They had a huge thing on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
We didn't any such idiots. We're such idiots. No wonder
no one takes this podcast. Were real, but we're so stupid.
We had access to everything and we did nothing.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Access to everything, ability to go to nothing.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
You're right,
It's Friday. There we go. Hey, this time we you
delete that dead air there? That was weeks ago. I know, man,
Hey you've been watching the Euro.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
But real time, I'm not deleting that dead air because
it was only ten seconds and I don't want all
your times to screw up.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
That's true. Hey, have you been watching the euro Championships?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No? But South Beach sent me a spreadsheet and he goes, hey,
who wins? And I go pick a team in the middle.
So do you think a team in the middle.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Will win it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, I don't know, not the favorite, not the underdog,
but somebody in. But no, one of the top three
favorites will win. Who are the top three favorites?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
England, Germany is what i'd guess. See, I'm not into this.
I don't know if Germany is a favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The only time I did a future on soccer, it
was messy and it was plus five thousand and he
almost made the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Dude, Yeah, they're really they're winning it this year inter
Miami they're in first place.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh are they really?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah? And Argentina did beat Canada last night to nothing?
So is this live? This is live? Right now? Why
the hell is it so hazy because they did fireworks, man,
and it was kind of raining. I know it was raining.
Is it Cutter?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, they're in vacation bookings couch.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I've better not do that Airbnb.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Uh yeah, I was watching England in Denmark yesterday. Is
a good game?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hey one, where are you going for the fourth?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh? I'm going to Cutter? Hey, what's going on Cutters?
The World Cup there? Now that already left? Then why
the are you going to Cutter.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Booking dot Com, Cutter Airways?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Man? Is there anything else in Cutter?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't even know. It's usually just Olympics or soccer.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't think the Olympics have ever been in Cutter either.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Ray I heard it's beautiful in the summer.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I doubt it, but I think their summer or our
summer is their winter.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And not to sound too rich rich, but Mincino's people
always talk about it is off some Wendy as shit
w content creator that I followed. Dude, every video they
had the girl's hair was blowing everywhere. So I'll pass
on minkon O's. Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I went to Mikonos on my honeymoon and we laid
out at the beach.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Man, did you lose your hat because it's wendy as shit?
Like I just said, let's be real. I didn't wear
a hat. I never wear hats unless I'm golfing.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But I did get a Father's Day hat from my
four year old. But did it say daddy? Uh No,
It's like has his two handprints on the I don't
know what you call this the front of it, and
they are shaped into a heart. And then it has
all three kids' names on it and says Happy Father's Day.
And then he colored it and it's all different colors
(02:43):
and he's like, Dad, I want to go into a restaurant.
He's like, dadda, can you wear that to the restaurant.
I'll wear that thing? Oh like, oh boy, look it's
a loving hat, dude. I looked like the biggest dork.
I wore. Hey, I wore the hat. I wore the hat.
I wore the hat the other night to the restaurant
and uh so, yeah, I wore the restaurant and everybody's
(03:05):
in there this hat, that hat, and I got my
But you know, you gotta do what you gotta do, honey.
I wore the hat. You wear the lingerie Yeah, my
two year old made a baseball with his handprints on
it and said Happy Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Showed you how to throw a curveball.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And he keeps going my baseball and he won't let
me have it though, like I opened it, and then
he took it back, so he carries it around, he
throws it back.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
In the day, that was called Indian giver, but we're
not allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, it's really funny. And the other kids were like, hey,
that's dad has buggles. No, my baseball. I make it
at school. So he doesn't understand the concept of giving something.
He wanted me to done wrap it, then he wanted
it back. Really weird. Wow, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Ray, that's not politically correct to say an Indian giver.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Are we gonna start the show?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, let's start it, man. I mean, I got so
much to talk about it, but I gotta talk about it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Arnold's off today, he's at Live.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what we suck as a podcast,
and I'll tell you what. Let's just start it, all right, Well,
we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We Oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, it's says, and I'm from the north. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville. Now.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I used to live downtown, then I moved to the
west side.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Now in the country, there's a lot of farmers contractors
out there building doing whatever they do. Actually they're not building,
they're just farming. They're working on their properties and crops.
Launch over to you, man, I messed up my intro.
We suck as a podcast, and Ray, you lost the
perfect game.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, we suck. I look online yesterday and Bryson D.
Chambeau is walking up and down Broadway with the US
Open trophy, just walking up and down Broadway in broad
daylight show, and everybody, Hey, here's the US Open trophy.
And where was the sore losers? Wet home on my couch.
(05:06):
We didn't have a presence. We had no presence, no
thought of, hey, maybe we should go walk around down
there and see if we see any of these golfers.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
People were tipped off. Well, actually there was events yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right which we didn't cover any of them because we
are terrible as a podcast. They're late, and it costs
forty dollars to part downtown. It was in the middle
of the day when Bryson was walking up and down
with that US open trophy.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, and that's on us. But also I had a
couch being delivered. It didn't get delivered. It's actually gonna
get delivered today. Yeah, what what happened the sectional? It's
just we're trying to save money on delivering it. So
we're trying to borrow a trailer from Garth, and I
think Garth's been using the trailer. So we're gonna steal
the trailer from Garth today and we're gonna get it
delivered today.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So you're gonna deliver it yourself, I believe.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So maybe they already have it on the trailer, but
they're bringing it to my house. It's a sectional, so
you're talking five jumbo boxes. Costco one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Great deal. Never knew you could buy a couch at Costco. Yep,
found it when I was in the meat aisle. What
color a whitish ooh white?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But no, no, no, it's got a gray tint to it Okay,
you can basically feel dress of deer and you couldn't
even tell that's.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What I like to hear. But back to just sucking
about Live. So way back when I mean, I was
supposed to go to Live, Garrett, Greg Jacob, they were
all supposed to come to town. Garrett hurts its back. Fine,
that's out. And I told my wife, when they have
media passes, go on availability, you can do it one
month out. We got to fill this out and get
(06:40):
the sore losers media access to all these events to
live or other stuff to live to all their live events.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
In other cities. No here, Ray, we're gonna go to Shanghai.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
No here. You could start applying for a media pass
back in May because Live is in June. They give
you one month. I was like, we gotta do this.
Then I never filled it out. You know why shocked
me because there's this guy that I work No, there's
(07:10):
this guy I work with that said, hey man Live weekend,
I am going party bus from Nick and Karen's party
bus back to Nick and Karen's party bus back to Live.
So I was like, you know what, Ray is going
to party. We don't need to fill out a media
pass because Ray is going to be busy and I
want don't want to be like, hey, ray Man, instead
of going to Nick and Karens and getting on the
(07:31):
party bus, I think we should use our media passes
and get interviews and get content and you know, do
the live events. So I didn't fill it out. I
was like, I don't want to bother Ray. Let him
have fun. He's partying, he's getting you know, getting drunk.
And then you tell me today what Ray not going?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Not going? We had we drug our asses, Me and Basis,
Oh my god. And so Saturday sold out and then
the tickets went up to two hundred and fifty and
we got a vacation coming up and we're kind of
safe our golden eggs for that vacation and cut her Yes,
no different one called Charleston much nicer, palm trees. Also
a pineapple as a statue there randomly. Anyways, So the
(08:14):
prices were up and I was starting to get the vibe.
The Baser wasn't totally into it. And it was a drive.
It's not like you can drink there. I mean, maybe
have one beer, but you're not gonna then drive an
hour and a half to my house.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But I thought you were staying at Nick and Karen's
is what I was told.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Correct, And so Nick and Karen then hit us with
we're staying in the bird's nest. Which these tickets hundreds,
they may have been four hundred each in this whatever
section at Live Tournament Live is in golf. It's a
golf tournament in Nashville, south of Nashville. We're gonna all go.
And so we said that's just too pricey for our blood.
And then Eric Dodd hits me up and he said, hey,
you want to go Friday, get a ticket for you.
(08:47):
I gotta have you buy at my house at nine thirty.
And I said, can't do I mean in real time
right now it's eleven eleven eleven, So I just couldn't
do that. And then I also had who else offered
me a ticket? Eric, the Karen and Nick go, wow,
I believe my buddy David's going. Oh, and Richard, the
(09:09):
guy that at one point endorsed with the sore losers
at Freeland Chevy got it. So I had everybody going
there not to mention all the cast of characters here
at the radio station that are going. And so then
I was like, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you know,
I'm just not going well. Then Nick and Karen hit
us up again, and I guess what they screwed up?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The day's it was today.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
They had tickets and they were gonna give us free tickets.
So the money then wasn't even an issue. The driving
wasn't an issue because we're gonna stay at their house
and take over their kids' beds and send their kids
out to a forge or something. So the days were
all just mixed and matched. The money was an issue.
It was a lot of confusion. I'm not going over
(09:48):
to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
My wife works out at a gym and she met
someone by the name of Giselle Bunching jiu jitsu trainer. No,
but a guy by the name of mac Kearney. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You want to know the dumbest thing you've ever done,
Tom Brady is telled Guzell. Hey, you should go get
some jiu jitsu training.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, because I mean, what's it like to have her
new boyfriend be able to kick your ass and eat
her ass at the same time. HEYNI great, great joke,
great joke. But my wife met Matt Carney Kearney. He's
an artist. I guess. At the gym, they start chatting
(10:31):
it up blah blah blah talking, Oh what's your husband do?
And she tells him me. He's like, oh really yeah,
he does the Sore Losers podcast, and they're excited about
Live coming to town, and that Matt Carney guy goes, oh, dude,
my guy, my best friend is like the executive marketing guy,
like he can get you guys whatever you need. Wow,
(10:52):
and just let me know. And I'm sure I can
get you guys passes and the Sore Losers can have access.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It is in real time.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well this was weeks ago, but you were going on
the party bus. I hate two.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I hattioninary party bus.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I hate to hit up Matt Kearney and be like, hey, man,
I know Live started this morning at seven a m.
And you said you could hook us up. Is there
any way you could text your buddy and tell them
we're on our way and we need media passes and
access to the press lounge so we can do interviews
and snacks. We haven't eaten an eight hour Yeah, don't
(11:30):
think that's gonna happen. So we had every opportunity every opportunity.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
To go to live, to go to live.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
We had so many plans laid out to go to live,
and we did none of them. We had the email
a couple of weeks ago to play around with one
of the guys, and we did not take advantage of it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And then I thought Bezer was gonna surprise me with tickets.
And she woke me up from my nap yesterday and
she goes, I have a surprise.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, yes, so I either the couch is there or
you're going to live.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I figured she bought us those birds and Nest tickets
for four hundred dollars each. So I said, all right, perfect,
this is gonna be exciting. She goes, I've booked our
flights to Vegas in two months for or your birthday.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Which is a great present. Wait, wait, what weeken be going?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Man, it's on the DL trying to keep a little profile.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, it's actually it's not even designed. It's last week
of August. I don't know the specific days, okay, because.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
We're trying to go the cheapest.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
But yeah, it was that. It's exciting, but not live.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That is exciting. And then I'm like, get to work today,
and Pitts is like, hey, brother, brother, you're going out
to live. I'm like, no, man, he goes, you're telling
me you can't take a couple hours and go out
and enjoy some golf with some of your your boys.
I was like, well, you got tickets. He goes, well,
I bought one. You want to come? I mean, maybe,
(12:53):
he goes, k Dog's going. I said, Kevin, you're going
with Pitts. He goes, well, no, I'm waiting on my
buddy who supposed to have the hookup to the VIP
so I don't have to stand down in the sun,
so I won't be hanging out with brother. And I'm like, well,
what the crap is that Lauren's going? Really?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And Scuba tells me today that he could have got
us into any tickets that we wanted, and I said, well, Scooba,
I'm not mining for free tickets. It's not that I
can afford tickets. They just got a little too pricey
and we should have had forethought. We didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I mean, we had every single opportunity and we
did none of it. So guys, you come here.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That sore loser style rude.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This is the I mean, if this doesn't sum up
our podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Dude, we kept getting tickets thrown at us. We couldn't
even shield ourselves from the amount of tickets we're getting
thrown at us, and we ain't going to a minute
of it. The best option almost would have been Dodd.
He was gonna drive, but he said I had to
be at his house at nine thirty. He was gonna drive.
I could have got loaded, stayed at his house with
his at his brand new beautiful house, left Saturday morning.
(14:04):
But he's leaving at nine thirty. We're obviously still here
two hours later.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I mean, I thought you were gonna be hammered all weekend.
You're gonna be hung his balls on Monday. Well, the
problem I was already The problem was Nick and Karen.
She now goes by Kiki because Karen is frowned upon.
Kiki and Nick went to tom Ford Lake, tim Ford Lake,
some famous lake. Alan Jackson has a house on it.
(14:28):
It's beautiful. So they were kind of out of podcast.
That's close to the border. It's like maybe it's Mexican
Mexico border border.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Maybe it's in Alabama, and so they were out of Dude,
they were out of They had no WI Fi service,
So there was really no communication, and that kind of
is what led to them getting tickets, us not getting tickets,
then them telling us it was Friday and not Saturday
all along.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, because I was prepared that you were gonna be
hung as balls at the partying at Live all weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh I was prepared too, But I'm not going to
a minute of it. Yeah, yeah, but I was prepared
to say, I thought we were going Saturday and Sunday,
I'm not even coming. I thought I was going, and
I thought I was gonna be playing golf with the
boys and we're gonna be drinking all weekend, and my
wife was gonna be on our own with the three kids.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And guess what, I'm not even going. I was prepared
to fill out the media request for media access to
Live Golf, and guess what, not even going. And I
was going to offer you, like, hey man, I know
you're gonna be hungover on Monday, so we'll just do
the pod on Tuesday. We won't even do a Monday pod.
We'll do it on Tuesday. Also, because I got offered
(15:36):
to play in a golf tournament on Monday, and I
was like, oh yeah, right, he'll be hung his balls.
We'll do We'll do the pod on Tuesday, and no
big deal. He'll have stories from live. I'll have stories
from this golf tournament. Now it's all just up in
the air.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You've gotten that good at golf. You're playing attorneys now?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, No, it's a charity event for I don't know.
One of the bosses hit me up. So obviously they
went down the line and a bunch of people couldn't
play in last minute they needed a fourth for the foursome,
and he's like, hey, can you play? And I was like, yeah, dude,
I'm in because raising me hung his balls. The pod
will wait till Tuesday because we're gonna have a ton
(16:13):
of live stories. I went back to the Muni. What
went back to the Muni? How they treat you? Tell
me after this, we'll be right back hit me with it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, so Justin I hadn't golf with him in months. Wow,
he still knows how to swing a club.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
But we had it. We were off in the afternoon,
so it's actually a show week. I haven't swung a
club in like two and a half weeks. Man. I
went every day last week. Dang, I was supposed to
have a lesson. It was awesome. I had to cancel.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So Justin I said, hey, I'm gonna come near you.
So we go to the local MUNI.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Is Justin going to live? No, oh, but Angelina is.
She got tickets for the whole week. Oh man. So
out of everybody that has access to lives, Angelina is
the one that is going. And Odd and Nick and
Keeky brother Pitts, none of which have a podcast, right,
none of them have a podcast that they talked to
(17:09):
three hundred people every single Monday, Wednesday, Friday. But they're
all going to live. So we maybe we can bring in.
Maybe Pitt's will have some good stories. We'll bring him
in on Tuesday. Hey, so the UNI me and Justin.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
He beats me. We played Skins. Wow yeah, and we
didn't even We both played terrible. It might have been
the three beers I had, but he won. It was Skins.
So it was eight to three. No, no, no, no no.
He won forty dollars and it was five a hole
so he won eight to one.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh my god, Okay, that doesn't that doesn't that up? Eat? Yeah? Does?
I won one hole eight? If he won forty.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Forty times nine times five is forty five. So he
won eight and one. No, if he won eight, that
means he won forty You won five. So he would
only get thirty five dollars. So he won all nine holes,
that would be forty five dodd Is it equal forty
of its carryover holes? I don't know, so I think
with a carryover it can work the math. Maybe, So
(18:11):
he won eight to one, let's say absolutely crush me.
That wasn't the story of it. There were two stories.
We golfed with a chick. He was interested in.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Whoa, whoa, he's moved on from Angelina that fast.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
We were randomly paired with her no yes, And then
we also had a little run in at the clubhouse
with the front desk divorces.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh so me and justin wait, wait, which one do
we need to do first?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I can do the front desk, cause that's what started first,
got it? So we get there and the guy gives
me already the trouble up the far right nine is
guys only tea times. Well, sir, every time I call
you and try to make a tea time, you guys
yell at me, And now in person you yell at me.
Do you guys just yell at everybody, And so he goes,
I'll try and get you guys on the middle, get
you on the middle. And so then Justin comes up
and he goes, are you guys paying for both? And
(18:55):
then we're just dicking with them already, and I go, no, man,
I'm unemployed. I can't afford to pay for him. And
the guy's like okay, and then Justin's pam and the
guy goes and Justin said, I'll have maybe three beers.
And the guy says, what do you mean maybe three beers?
How many beers do you want?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Justin? Is it a dick mood? Already?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Just said I said maybe three, baby, So.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
So he faces his side. He gets three beers. No
idea what the joke was with the baby.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
But we get outside and he said, if he's gonna
do be like that, I stole one. I got four.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Hey, this is great, this is this is how our
society works. Justin is like a doctor at bandy right,
He's a freaking doctor. And because some guy gave him
a little lip at the clubhouse at the local muni,
he swipes an extra beer and so he gets arrested Hey, man,
(19:57):
why did you miss your ship as a doctor? Dude?
That kid needed you. Oh man, that dude was giving
me lips. So I taught him. I took an extra
Michelo bultra Hey. He said maybe three. I settled on four.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So then we get to the hole and Justin's trying
to get me to go on the back nine, which
is Tea times only, and I said no, we weren't.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Given that. These people are strict. They're looking out the window.
They got the binoculars. They have really stepped up security
around there.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And so we get in the middle. Old Man River
comes and says, oh, hey, can I go ahead? You guys,
I'm a single and I see there's a female. There's that.
It's a single, And we go, yeah, you can go,
old Man River. So it's me and Justice.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Is he walking? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Ugh. So it's the courses, slow bro. If you're going
to the local UNI.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's four and a half five hours and just for
three holes. Man, it's so hard.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Dude, it is so backed up. Get ready, there's the
wild stories. Don't no idea if they're any good.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They're all good.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
We go play for the first hole and then we
get caught up already to the chick. She's from Auburn,
she's twenty four years old. It looks like she's been
in the Tanning booth for her entire life.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She in grad school or she'll just graduated. We'll get
to that, because if she's twenty four and still at
Auburn undergrad taking a long time.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, she graduated. Now she's here. And so they said, hey,
do you want to pair up with us? And we
said yeah, I mean we let old man River cut us,
so it's sure we can now pair up with you.
Even though he got in front of us.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
She's solo. Yeah, it was just her, she walking around her.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
And so that's when Justin thinks she may be single.
So Justin's talking it up with her a little bit.
What do we realize she's every hole. She's taking a
phone call.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
What is that boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So that was already out the window then, but Justin
just tries to be friendly, nice girl, attractive, Yeah, Tanning,
does she look like Paige Sparonic. She looked like, let's
just say, Brooke Burke. But when she was young, you know,
just not being of her broke burg she looked a
lot like her. Oh I Justin tried to be friendly
say a couple of things to her. Justin goes, oh, hey,
(21:47):
uh do you play do you play a lot? And
she goes, no, I've keeping this for the timeline, and
it's also our golf music. And she goes, oh, no,
I used to play college sports, but I just started
playing golf year ago. Dude. Her swing was phenomenal. I
mean she could have been on the Women's PGA Tour.
And so Justin goes, what sport did you play in college?
(22:09):
And the guy was old Man River was Oldman River
played for sixty years, he's retired. He's awesome. He was
at the course, he said, when back when there was segregation.
Whoa yeah, So I mean the guy knows every green everything.
He was hitting holes in one, every hole damn yeah.
So he was really good. So he ended up pairing
up with you guys. Yeah it was Did I not
say he was with her? He'll skipped a hen. Now
(22:30):
he was all with us. We're all bunched up. And
so Justin says, well, what sport you play? And she
goes gives us the one one minute because old man
River's hitting, he hits. She never told us the sport
she played. It was like a big secret. A hole later,
Justin trying to be mister Friendley, I don't even talk
on the course at this point, Justin.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Hey, what do you do for workout here?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
She goes, I work for a business in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That was the info.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I'm like, bro, I don't think she wants to fucking
get to know us, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Nice, Hey, Justin, she's not. She's not trying to reveal
too much information to you. Obviously. That's what Justin should
have been like, Yeah, I work for a hospital at Vanderbilt.
So that point, that's it. The getting to know is over.
So we know that she played a college sport at
Auburn and she works for a company in Indiana.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yes, that's it. That's at the end of the day.
That's all I learned. So we're on the third hole
and I sliced the f out of it. Little did
I know behind the tree is another green and there
were four hens. Oh there were four women. So me
and Justine go over to my ball. Everybody else teed off.
We go over there and there's this lady going It
didn't seem like yelling. It just seemed like she was
(23:48):
telling us where my ball was. And Justin was, oh,
is our ball over there?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It's laying on the green, and she goes, don't you
ever not say four?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
We were up here, you could have hit us.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That your ball.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You guys are win, consider it screaming at us. So
we started to realize, Okay, this lady's yelly. I've been there, yeah,
And so I go up, put my hand.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Over my heart.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm already an ultra deep and I said, ladies, I
am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I had no idea you were even on here. And
she then she got me.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
She goes, well, even if you don't know that people
are about to get hit, still say four next time.
And I said, you're right, I will always say four now,
because god forbid, I actually hit one of y'am So
that that wasn't that wasn't that was that?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
So'd you play it as it live?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I moved it like over the green. I looked, No.
I looked at Justin. I was like, dude, hey, I
gotta throw this. That's a man. I can't hit you
gotta hit you. Gotta hit the six iron off the green.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So they got even more interesting. So then just now
these hens they're playing a women's tournament.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So two holes were a women's tournament? Were they old hot,
all in their.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Seventies, got it all retired? So then there's no four
more hens on the green and Justin goes, there's no
way I can hit him. I'm gonna just swing, and
so we're all like, yeah, dude, just swing.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
He drives the hybrid of his life. Dude.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
It takes one bounce and it's the lady in the arm.
Oh no, they're going to their cart. Oh no, it
gets worse. That ain't even it. That ain't even it.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
So then old man River I told you he knows
the course and drives the ball like his son of
a bitch. He swings, it's headed for the women's carts.
It takes one hop and hits their cart.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yes, they're driving up. Dude, I've never almost hit people
so many times.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
So then so then we all get our Hey, well,
get on the green. We make our shots in two, three, whatever,
it was a terrible day on the course.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
We having fun though. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
You've killed almost three and the six women. So then
on the.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Next hole, the girl we're playing with from Auburn, she's
lined up with the Hens, and so she goes over
and just decides to say sorry, which is awesome of her.
Thank you yees. So she comes back to us and
she said, hey, guys, I said sorry to him, and
they wanted me to deliver this message because you guys
are far over here and they're not probably gonna catch
up with y' all.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
They said, they're fine, but please stop hitting them. So
they were the nicer Hens of the four pack.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Hey, like, here's the marty, Hey, please stop hitting them.
Here's the problem. If we were doing it on burbage,
we would stop. If we could aim the ball like
a regular person, there is no way it would go
near you. That is all on accident. We'll do our best.
Thanks for coming. So then we get to the next hole.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And the problem I haven't mentioned yet about this girl
from Auburn is she thinks we're good and so and
since she's hitting from the female tease dude, she'll go
in front of us.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No and just wait there. See you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay, So we're getting on the eighth hole.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
She's done it for every hole.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm blaming my drives on that because out of the
corner of my eye, I would see her and I'm like, girl,
I'm not the Live Tour, we're not pros here. You
need to stand behind me or I'm going to hit you.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, you know you're not the live Tour because we're
not going to be there.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So one of the holes, Justin, i mean hit it
like five feet over her head.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Dude, what a rip.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
We get to the eighth holl and I'm going, driver,
this is when you can reach the green and I'm like,
here we fucking go, dude.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I keep the driver yep, getting it bleep, getting it bleep.
I get the driver out and I just drive the
absolute s out of it. It clears her head.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Dude, by about let I mean, I don't know how
I didn't kill her, dude, Like.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
She didn't want to get to know you beforehand.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
At this point, I told just I said, here we go,
drills the tree and I'm like, oh shit, I'm like Justin, Justin,
I mean, we can't ever talk to this girl again.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I mean I'm not not even looking at it, and
I'm like hiding my head. Dude.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
She's after Justin almost hit her, and we've already hit
four women and she's standing in front of us, and.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Then I almost hit her. Dude.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
It was one of those days on the course and
I'm just like, what is what is happening?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We're gonna kill somebody out here. We finish it, we
wrap up. We gave DAPs on the final hole. It's
just common to always say, and Justin said some joke
like he goes, I should ask her if I can
get her number for What the fuck was this joke? No,
I mean, I don't even know. Oh, He's like, I
was gonna ask her if maybe she wanted to come
(28:19):
play out here with me sometime. And I was like,
because they played the same course or whatever. I was like, Justin,
we just about killed her with our clubs, dude, why
would you ask for them? But and then she, uh, yeah,
we just like we literally parked the golf car in
the parking lot and then she drove by, and that
was probably the end. One kind of car, beautiful like
grand high grand uh four wheel, uh Cherokee, really nice
(28:44):
white auburn plates. Everything. Never learned where she worked, never
learned the sports she played in college. But she's good
at golf, and we learned that. Yeah, that was yeah, man,
that was it. That was the story. But good god, dude,
I know that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Like when someone goes in front of you, it's the
most awkward thing ever. Like when we first moved here,
I was playing it, of course, a little south of town,
not the local Meani and I'm playing and there's an
eighty five year old dude and he goes up in
front of me and I'm like, hey man, you might
want to move. I don't really know how to hit irons, like,
(29:18):
and it's a par five and I'm gonna hit an
iron on my second shot because I'm kind of on
a hill and I'm not in the fair way. And
he's like, no, no, you're good man, you're good. I'm like,
all right, and I mean it slices, slices, boom, no
(29:40):
right in his gun. No, old man Willie goes down
to one knee, he goes down to two knees. He's
on all fours for about five minutes. There is a
golf ball mark right there on his stomach. Dude, you
(30:01):
need to call for help. And I'm like, oh, I
was like, dude, are you And he's like, oh, I'm
good man, I'm good. Just give me a minute. Give
me a minute. You warned him, and I said, I'm sorry.
He goes, no, No, it's okay, man, it was an accident.
He quit after nine. He didn't make the turn. Damn
he did not make the turn. Then I was just like, oh,
(30:21):
oh man, that's bad. It was so bad. I felt
so bad for the dude. Yeah, but I tried to
tell him, May he rest in peace, and I mean,
if he's still alive now, there's no way he'd be
ninety seven. Gosh, oh man, I'm worn out from that story.
I wasn't prepared for it. That's pretty good. Did you
guys have like a beer at the nineteenth Hole or
did you the.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Uh, we didn't want to go back in the clubhouse,
but yeah we did. We just chilled in the cart
and we were just like talking about all the awkward
s that happened. And then justin I thought like it
couldn't get any worse. He goes, hey, man, I beat
you eight to one. You got that forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And we'll back.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Dude. Update from the Celtics Parade live updated live update.
K Dog's sister and dad are at the parade. Dude here.
She is K Dog's sister. Has an organ flag and
Peyton Pritchard takes her organ flag onto the bus. Get ready,
(31:30):
here he comes. Is it gonna hurry up? As you
get a two minute video? I don't know he sent
(31:51):
me the picture.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I mean, I don't know how that sounded like intercourse.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Did he come and get it or what? I don't understan. Okay,
that was weird, But I mean, is he gonna sign it?
Is he gonna No, he's he's waving it now as
he's going down that. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's cool. But I mean, yeah, he went to Oregon.
He went to Oregon, so she knew that. Yeah, and
I think she went to Oregon, right, But also I
mean getting that fifty dollars flag bag.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
But to have the memory that your flag is going
to be all over every picture there you go, I
need to explain to me. I think it's pretty cool
because when you watch highlights later on wherever it's Oh,
Paul and tied it. You didn't tell me that was sorry.
I didn't know we bet on this. I didn't ray
I got a little bit of scratch. No, I didn't.
I didn't bet on this. But you got Netherlands France
(32:49):
coming up, in like an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Hey, you helped out the couple's account a week ago.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Uh yeah, I to thank you for that. That's what
I tried to do. But they are there. K Dog's
day Ad and sister camped out, like, got there early
for the parade, made the trip to Boston to celebrate
the Celtics.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
And tell me this, I believe it was delayed because
of weather. So that was just fortunate. Oh was it really? Yeah,
so they would have missed it by a day. And
then now her flag is gonna be all over Fox
Sports one and Sports Center.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yes, so if you guys see Peyton Pritchard holding an
Oregon flag anywhere on TV, anywhere on social media, know
that K Dog's sister gave the flag to him.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It'll also be on BBN is.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I don't know, there's some channel that before we go
to YouTube TV every time it starts on the British
channel on our TV now huh yeah, So every morning
we wake up the Queen of Welles this morning, had
her cup of tea. It was a welcoming in with
Prince Charles every morning. And then that's how then we
go to the next channel to get to YouTube TV.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Usually when I turn on the TV in the morning,
it's on Netflix because we got robo Warriors, Robo Dino Warriors,
baby bum. I mean, we got everything in anything you
name it. And I'm just like, what is this crap?
Low key flex? The TV in the garage starts off
every time whoa did you hang it? Or father in
law hanging? Has it been still de hung?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And it starts off on Fox News Weather And instead
of clicking through twenty things, I just leave it, dude,
I just leave it on Weather channel. I ain't trying
to go through ten times to try and watch McAfee,
so I'll watch Fox News. I know about cyclones, I
know about how hurricanes are created. I know that Florida
has some crazy weather going on.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, I know Houston. Hey, guys, stay safe down there.
I know there's bad rain, bad rain, or be like
my buddy Danny. It was a massive hurricane in Miami.
It was a derentio. It wasn't a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
People were getting flooded, and I said, Danny, are you safe?
He had no idea that it was a massive storm.
He works at Costco. They're inside the building. Didn't hear
any of it.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
What do you mean Costco is ten metal? You hear
the rain on the roof? I worked at Sam's. I
worked at Costco when it rained. I mean I was
outside getting carts. But when you win in the store
for your break, you could hear it hit the roof.
But I mean, have you ever heard experiencing it? Have
you ever heard the phrase rain on a tin roof?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Sounds just like it. Man, amazing, He's like this, Man,
all right, what else we got? We got?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
We can do text from Justin that's also an option.
Or Billy and his brother just launched this app and
this miscalls I got people call me there at Live.
They just remember I said they were hitting me up
to advertise about the app.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I saw the video game. Man, it has seventy three
followers on Instagram. I'm not sure that game is the
hit that they were hoping. Can I please just read
at least two messages from them? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you
want to go down the text change? No, this is all.
This is all I did.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
It's actually I need to go to that text right, Okay,
this is Billy. Billy says, hey, Ray, because Billy put
this my brother's video game. Billy goes, hey, Ray, would
you repost this? And I said, but your brother isn't
my brother, so that wouldn't make any sense. And then
Billy goes, Ray, go share this.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I don't. I don't work for you guys. I'm not
on the payroll.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
And I said, since he's not my brother, I'll post
something else later, thanks, and Billy goes, shut your mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
This is the day Ona of the loss. I love it.
And they're filling the pressure already. How long do they
work on this video game?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I have no idea? And then Billy goes nofing clue
how to share on Instagram? And I said, I'll do
it later and then I can tag you and you
guys can reshare it. And then Billy's brother says, our
personal Facebook poll isn't my ideal target audience? Again?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
What why am I learning? I don't means.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And then he goes TikTok, YouTube and Twitter going to
be the best platforms to go after.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
We don't do Twitter anymore, slow rolling.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
While figuring out all the analytics tracking stuff, and then
he says, I post did you post your Facebook? And
I said, yes, I posted to the podcast Facebook and
Billy goes Ray how did you post it to Facebook?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm like, guys, so this.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Is my my friend's calling me at live? Now? Is it?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Answer it? No, it's David. I hung up on him. No,
I want to hear from Live. We want to hear
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Because he's planning live. He's not literally there. Oh but
then this is my final thing. All right, guys, I
posted twice on Twitter, one time on Facebook. You're welcome.
I'll hit install later. Leave me alone. I'm bro I'm
not even on the payroll and I just socialed the
shit out of their game. Yeah, I mean, and the
(37:30):
only reason I did it is so then I can
come on here and make fun of it, because they
don't you. It's a wait list. It's the game's not
even out yet.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
No, No, that's what you usually do. You pre order.
You got to build the hype. It's sort of like
a crowdfund or whatever. You know what I'm talking about.
Those Yeah, go fund me, No, not go fund me.
It's where you have.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
This idea and then people can pay for it, and.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
They can pay for it, and then you try to
build it and you deliver the product. Correct, you see
if there's demand? Correct?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
I explained to them, said Twitter doesn't get the traction
it used to. And then Billy said, well, why don't
you put it on your Instagram? Then I said, Billy,
I'm not an advertising machine. It's for a podcast and
for a morning show. I'm literally not a billboard in
downtown Austin, Texas that you can just use. That was
the text I was getting this morning. I was ready
to kill them all. That's why I hit them with
(38:21):
that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Thanks. And then they said, Billy, cause you're gonna posse
up Facebook.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I did. Now we gotta hit install later, so get
ready for No.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You already did Insta. I did you posted the link
to Insta on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Wait wait, maybe you posted their link to their Instagram.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Thing that pisses me off is if there's no connection
to it, nobody's gonna play it. And who plays violent
video games right now?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
A lot of people, Man, have you ever heard of
call of duty? Right?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Well, then they need to go advertise to kids or something.
They need to find a teacher in a class.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It has a comment. I don't know what it is. Yeah,
it's me. I commented on all of our own posts. No,
there's it's called oh, Rise of a Legend. It's not
a game, it's a bloody sport. Details coming soon.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
It's not even out yet. And his brother goes, hey, man,
I'll hit you with all the the call to actions.
And it's called a steam or it's called a steam.
It's not a stream, it's called a steam. I'm like, guys,
I don't know any of this terminology. It confuses the
fuck out of me. How am I supposed to advertise
for it?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
It kind of looks like Gladiator, Thank you, the movie, right,
but it looks like he's walking into battle. He's got
his helmet on, he's dark. I don't know. Maybe you
got a battle, right, bro.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I'm fine with it if I was part of the
advertising and marketing team. I'm part of a podcast in
a morning show and.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Our podcast can't even get access to live. I mean,
I don't know how they think we're gonna blow up
this video game came blow up our own.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Podcast unless you got something. I have a couple of
texts from justin.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I do want to ask you a question? Thank you?
You want to hear it? I thought there was some yeah,
right after this, you thought there was something what I
thought there was.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Some question on our Facebook there was something.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
All they were saying, Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Okay, if she got if you got a ninety to
nothing lead, did you beat Kaitlyn?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
We did the Lebron thing. Then they said if you
if I gave you ninety nine points, could you beat
Caitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
The answers, yes, ninety nine last ninety nine would be
the same as Lebron.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Well, I thought it was the same. I would say yes,
I would hope, because here's the deal. Like when you're
like college women's teams they practice against, like they go
and recruit guys that are on that are good at
inner murals, intermural basketball, and that's who they scrimmage against.
So that tells me that you could at least get
(40:58):
a shot off against Kaitlyn Clark. She's not six ' eight.
How tall is Kaitlyn Clark my height? I think Caitlin
Clark is six feet tall. So I do believe you
could get a shot off against Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Should work me. I'd get those ten points, but it
wouldn't be easy.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
It wouldn't be easy. Now ten points, I still think
you could beat her at ten points.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Dude, she's got ninety times she has to score a
point because you're gonna be able to block her. Sometimes
you're be able to just stop her, get a rebound.
She won't make a shot, and you're gonna get you that.
That's an easy Yes.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I do believe that you could beat Caitlyn Clark. And
I didn't realize it was ninety That makes me change
my tune a little bit. If it was ninety nine,
no doubt you could beat Caitlyn Clark. But my question
really was is how does Bill Belichick and that chick,
the twenty four year old how do they start dating?
Hell of a segue, man, Like, how does that happen?
(41:57):
Does Bill hit on her? Does she hit on Bill?
Does she slide into the DMS.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I think it's laid out for us. She's a cheerleader
and he's a coach. There was probably some sort of
an event where they were at it together. You just
start talking and whila, so you know he's sneaking out
of sag Harbor.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Okay, but at this event, cheerleaders probably don't really interact
with head coaches.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Dude. It was explained like this, this is going to
change your mind, okay, please. I asked one of my
buddies one time, I said, how do you know if
a guy is gay?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And they said, this is laid out so perfectly, and
it's the exact same.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Way A dude.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
No, No, it laid out so easily. This is how
it started with Bill and the cheerleader. I said, how
do you know? Not you're holding hands with Kevin, not
that that's obvious you're gay. How do I know if
you're gay? He said, they hold eye contact for one
second longer, And that's how you know. Bill and this
(43:00):
cheerleader held eye contact for one second longer, and they
knew that person is down. It'll pull your mind, dude,
right now, I'm always gonna be trying to break I got.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
My question, but what is Bill light? So? Are you single?
Or is she like so? I heard you broke up
with your lady lately? How does it happen? How does
Bill at seventy two years old get the stones to
be like you want to come over?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
All it would take is her say hey, I'm a
little awkward, and him say have you seen me in
press conferences? So am I? You want to do dinner?
And then from dinner, anything can happen. It's it's easier
than you think. The harder thing is two twenty four
year olds getting to banging bodies because they have so
many options, or getting pulled a million directions. Bill's retired,
he ain't doing shit. She's must not be good with dudes,
(44:00):
so she doesn't have a lot of options. Bill's her option, bam,
match made in heavans. She has to have a ton
of options. I bet she's awkward. She ain't do another
twenty four year olds because she's awkward. I'm guessing this girl.
I'm telling you she's gonna be slightly a little tough
with guys and not like as social with dating. I'm
guessing there's no way she's killing it with the twenty
(44:22):
four year olds. And then she jumps to Bill she's
had trouble. Dating isn't easy for everybody. It's easy when
you meet a seventy four year old guy who's not
threatening and he's disarming, Wam bam, thank you many.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
He's sneaking out of your sack harbor home on bird cam,
and how do the people get access to that camera?
And also why was he have no clothes?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
On right. Fuck?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Like did she release that video or was it a
neighbors camera? Yeah? And also.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Bill as an NFL coach, that's somewhat of a celebt,
Like why are you going.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
To her house? But she should always be coming to
your house. You're not going to Why are you going
to her condo? Have you ever ran around a neighborhood
in your underwear?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
No? Well, Bill Belichick, one of the top two hundred
most famous people in the world, did and thought he
could get away with it, Like.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
And why are you sneaking out in such a hurry?
Is like her roommate coming home her mom and dad.
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
And at what point was that you're only option to
sneak out in your box or brief You didn't have
an extra a minute to put your clothes on. I
haven't even heard the full story. I just saw the
picture of Bill.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
What the hell? No, there is no full story.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I thought somebody said in the comedy special they alluded
to it.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, I mean they may have joked about it, they
don't know the real story, That's what I'm saying. How
does that How does it make sense that he's sneaking out, Like,
oh my God, I got it.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I'm late for.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Class, dude.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
And now they're just bording their boat, the seven ring
eight ring circus boat, and all these footage and pictures
are getting posted on Daily Mail. I mean, Bill's never
been photographed outside of a football stadium ever. In duty's
on the front page Daily Mail every day because just
getting in a boat. But he has no idea he's
being photographed. Oh he knows now, but he's all mad.
He's like, hey, go get that picnic basket. Did you
(46:08):
get the bottle of wine. Let's go on eight rings?
Where you got my cocker ring the ninth one? Dude,
He's just getting on his boat, angry as shit, that
has no idea. Daily Mail is freaking pummeling him with pictures.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I just want to know, like how it. It's sort
of like.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
They're probably banging for another week and then they're done.
We just jump into oh they're in a relationship. No,
I don't care as they're hooking up. I don't I
don't know if they're in a relationship. I don't care
about that. I just need to know who.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Makes the first move. It's like who who says I
think you're hot? Or does she say, I've always thought
you're very sexy, and he's like, oh really, well I'm
single now, so can I come over to your palm
harm Or home. I just don't understand it. Yeah, I
got a house in the area.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, what time do you go to bed? App Yeah?
Have you been watching that new show on Netflix called
The Tender Swindler? I mean, I don't know what other
I mean.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, I have a boat, eight rings, eight super Bowl rings?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Would you like to come over and watch film? Yeah?
Just meet me at that one. Oh sorry, that's playing
on the TV. Yeah, it's just old Patriots footage. What
do you want to watch? Cartoons? Do you like deflated balls?
Because mine are deflated, just like Brady's were. You can
just call me Bill, just call me mister Pelichick. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm retired, are you? No? No, when I make love,
(47:31):
I don't have the pencil behind my ear. Don't worry.
I won't stabby with my pencil. Yes, my other pencil. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
I got a divorce. Yeah, I'm divorced.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
You I know, I'm just finishing up college. You a cheerleader.
I thought I saw you on the sidelines.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I was really impressed with that one cheer you guys
did when we were down twenty four to seven against
the Falcons. I don't know if that was twenty four
to three. That cheer, I mean, I really inspired the team.
Would you like to make love? Do you care if
I bring the football on the boat? Do you want
to throw around the pigskin a little bit? Do you
know about the K two?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Sweet? Double action?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Pump? Fake? You know?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
You know?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I played Peyton Manning calls O ma bullshit. That's all
it is, and out and out and up. It's a
simple little wheel route.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Do you know who the best quarterback of all time is?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah? I made them that way. Guess what I can
make you the best cheerleer of all time. Get on
my boat. Let's make it rock.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
I know you're younger, but are you old enough to
drive this boat?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Hey? You know when you weren't even born yet. I
was in my forties.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah. I won eight championships, four of them before you
were born. Dude, that's all it is.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Man, Hey, do you want to take me home to
meet your parents?
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Your parents only forty five? That introduction is probably not happening.
Like if you're her parents, like can you see her?
They like, I just can't even understand. I just want
to know the conversation. These are the conversations I always
wonder about, is how does it happen?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
But also, she's over the threshold. She's twenty four, dude,
she's kind of maturity to the woman. She's gonna be right.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
I'm not saying I just want to know.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
No, what I'm saying that she's confident or she's starting
to learn about it.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
She likes older men probably right. Ah man, oh man,
all right, we gotta get out of here. He's funny.
He is funny, and we gotta get to live. Dude, Yeah,
live is going on right now? Do you want to
do your text from Justin before we go?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
It's not even that funny, so nobody even needs to laugh.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
And congrats to JJ Reddick, coach of the Lakers, who cares.
So this is what I woke up to. Lakers still suck.
Justin won.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
He did eight team and a sixteen parlay. He won
three four hundred dollars last night in baseball. Yeah, so
he would do.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
I mean, there was no sports on last night. I
was sitting on the couch and I was just like
huh wow, what do I watch? So and on what
Justin does is he picks the hits and the total bases.
Cause me get a hit, they're gonna get a total base. Yeah,
but you gotta go. It's usually over one and a
half now.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
But a walk doesn't count, right, I get that. Oh
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
And a lot of them a walk didn't count.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
But he thinks he found a glitch in the system.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Just here we go. Here's his damn glitch.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
It's called saber metrics. You're so far behind the game,
Vegas has no idea. I'm doing this cheat code hits,
total bases.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
And then he texted me at ten twenty three, if
you like men, don't respond tonight. And then I didn't respond,
and I said.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Hey, if you like men, don't respond tonight. Because he knows.
I said, yes, I understand your math.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
You're doubling up essentially, because if you get a hit,
obviously they're going to get a base. I said, these
betting sites are being governed by a monkey. And then
I told him that Will Howard, quarterback of Ohio State,
has won the Heisman per my calculations. He said, yes,
presumably he has won the Heisman Trophy as of today.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh my god, you guys are real.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
And then I said this is this is it? Just
a little update on college football. I said, the Ohio
State schedule is so easy. What do you know about
the Michigan quarterback? And he said his name is Orgy
spelled o rgi though, and he sucks. He'll be two
games over five hundred. They also got a transfer from Indiana.
I think Tuttle. He throws like you, not a compliment
if you were wondering, good day. He's their big quarterback
(51:25):
for Michigan's called Orgy.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
That's funny. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
They went from JJ McCarthy, dude almost was top ten
for Heisman to Orgy. Oh, Michigan won it all. Yeah,
they won the championship to having a quarterback named Orgy.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
They won the national championship. Their coach is gone. I
think it's gonna be a little bit of a struggle.
Here comes Orgy. Oh boy, all right, have a good weekend.
That was action pack. We got a lot that was fun.
And Monday, I don't know. We'll at least do it Tuesday.
I don't know about Monday.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
The plot twist. Is it one of us actually ends
up going to live exactly?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Exactly? All right, you guys, have a good weekend. We're
out here. I'm going to live. Shut up, Arnold. You're great.
You have access to everything. We can't do. We don't
live your lifestyle. Man, he's out of town. She's in California. Okay, great,
you're gonna cheat on her. You're gonna go look up
with Bryson. Who else?
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Put?
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Uh? Dustin Johnson? Hey Bryson? Can I go to the
bathroom in the US?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Open cup?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Dustin Bryson Sergio film mix is irrelevant? Did you see
film mixes and dancing? No? He was like doing a
line dance. Terrible.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
They had a huge thing on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
We didn't any such idiots. We're such idiots. No wonder
no one takes this podcast. Were real, but we're so stupid.
We had access to everything and we did nothing.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Access to everything, ability to go to nothing.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
You're right,
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