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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Andy almost blackouts on the toilet. Then an old listener gets out of prison and is confused on what episode of the podcast we’re on. Ryan finds out that the Japanese are experimenting by filling butts with liq...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week O’Neill recounts his harrowing adventures with Ari Shaffir in Peru. There’s so many twists and turns you’ll be on the edge of your toilet seat. Lives endangered, lives saved, drugs consumed ...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan prepares for leaving the country and the yellow fever treatment puts him on his ass. Andy’s daughter leaves a hilarious secret note in Ryan’s bathroom that makes Andy so proud but enrages...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan reminisces about Indiana Stand Your Ground laws. The boys then talk about how SA on dudes is still considered fair game for online ding dongs. Andy tries to explain the different rules for felons getting...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode Ryan loses his voice at the same time as Andy. Ryan for mysterious reasons and Andy because of a massive onion based GERD attack. An...

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Andy and Ryan talk about how in show animosity is hilarious but unsustainable. Then Ryan predicts which businesses are about to go out of business while Andy plays a trick on him. Then they talk about a Neil DeGrasse Tyson AI video that makes them question the future. There’s some rickshaw and John Henry talk. They talk about the new age of internet censors...

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Andy has a crazy dream about O’Neill and John Little then they talk about the Tylenol controversy. Then Andy and Ryan talk about the church reframing the visual depictions of the Devil to get farmers to stop worshipping Pan. This leads them to change up Pan and give him a cool modern twist with fun new traditions. Then O’Neill gets converted to C...

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It’s episode 100 and O’Neill brings a Mr. T doll but won’t let Andy touch it or play with it.  O’Neill gets emotional when he reveals how much he enjoys the show with Andy. These tries to talk Andy into banging old dudes in china for the CIA. Then he tries to teach Andy “Chinese” and it derails the podcast. Then they co...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill wants to move to England to eat contaminated shrimp. Then he berates Andy for wanting to make more money. They lament the death of 90’s sitcoms and pitch an idea for an ABC Family show about a man who loves to...

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Andy gets 8 hours of sleep but is sweating like crazy because of nicotine gum and O’Neill goes nuts on him. Then they worry about Andy getting sent to RFK Jr’s fat camps to pick candy bars from candy bar bushes while avoiding mean farmers with salt rock shotguns. Andy’s grandad works on a sugar cane farm and gets free sugar cane syrup. Andy then goe...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan gets addicted to Fentanyl after his colonoscopy and his entire family is worried. Then he worries someone might have taken liberties with his big juicy bottom because the doctor had on gonzo porno camer...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week they talk about the unspoken show biz rule of writing in parts for boyfriends and girlfriends and how it destroys a script. Andy gets locked out on his porch twice in a row and might have to take shit in a bucket.&n...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill & Andy remember the old Church of Latter Day Saints commercials. This leads them to speculate on the pros and cons polygamy and this leads to a few disagreements as well as a business idea for...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan laments the fact that garbage men don’t ride on the back of the truck. Then he takes issue with Andy’s Otterbox phone case that’s falling apart. Then they come up with a trick to get And...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week O’Neill tries to build Andy’s confidence at the top of the show. Then the boys talk about the FBI raising money by selling DVDs with cut scenes from the Epstein jail. The...

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill finds out about the “Burbank Butt Sniffer” and is shocked when it turns out that it’s not Andrew. Then they pitch Nordstrom on a new ad campaign, “Nordstrom Sniff Out The Savings”! A...

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Ryan tries to figure out what’s got the internet so pissed off about a blue jeans ad. Then the boys float the idea of a Sidney Sweeney presidency with random civics tests for American citizens with big rewards. The boys also talk about the Tea App massive leak. The boys then talk about how scary it is to talk to actual psychopaths. Then they talk about the disturbing phenomenon of ex-...

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Ryan’s brain is mush and Andy recounts a harrowing soup kitchen story where church ladies go nuts to some sweet ragtime jams. Then the boys try to rewrite the character of Oscar The Grouch in a more realistic manner. Ryan gets worried that his bad signing is a sign of a bad life and Andy tries to reassure him. Ryan and Ari play with a war hero’s medals and then u...

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The boys get a five star review for their podcast but it’s just about Andy getting lead poisoning from his Stanley Thermos. This leads them to talk about the powers unleashed by getting slightly dumber every year. Ryan talks about penises as a sales tactic to get people to “pay the gay away” by joining Patreon. Then they talk about plastic army men being ...