Hawk Tuah Girl!

Episode Transcript

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Can somebody explain to me what thisperson's talking about in this episode of Tell
You What? Talk to a girl? Yeah? What about her? What
does she mean? Christopher? What? No, it's a podcast. I
don't know what can somebody explained?I don't know know what she's talking about
here? Give her a listener realquick, basically talking about how she pleases

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a man. Got to give himthat, dude, Yeah, what she
talking about? You know what she'stalking about. So don't be deliberately abduced.
Let me ask though down the road, is she's obviously she's single right
now? Is this somebody like justI'm just posing, like just say,

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if this was your daughter, rightthoughts, Like you see your daughter and
she does that, I don't doyou have an issue with that because I
think she seems funny adult. I'mjust looking from different angles. Yeah,
but if you're her dad, day, I go, here's my daughter right
there, like holding his phone out, Hey, just see my daughter,
you know what I mean? Itseems like the kind of thing like maybe

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he'd kind of laugh and to shakehis head. But like everyone's adults in
that situation. Like, I don'tknow, I don't really think that there's
a big issue with it. Wherehave I gone wrong in my life?
I am one tiny little four secondcomment away from making millions of dollars because
now she's gonna sell T shirts andyou know they're going to buy them because
it's talked to a girl twenty fourin the form of a campaign shirt.

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Where did I go wrong in mylife? Smart? Oh, I'm sure
you've said some things. Yeah,nothing else viral like that. Well,
I do videos and stuff and nothingsticks like that. And I've said funny
things, nothing sticks like that.You just can't like it's so genuine though
not genuine. But she's like,that's like, I also don't like,
really, that's a line that Idon't think i'd It's it's those quick moments

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that really make the biggest impact.And what time it hits well, I
mean, of course that thing that'sgonna blow up anywhere, but yeah,
but it's like, it's just thesetiny little moments that are easy to share,
quick to share. Their funny takes. What that clip is a couple
of seconds long and that's all ittakes, and then it starts getting used
everywhere and it becomes a meme.She's the new meme, Like she's a

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meme now, and so that's justlike you cannot plan that you want to
saw came as a result of this. Oh, there already have been remixes
and they're actually kind of haven't heardthat. Yeah, they're fun. They're
just like it's just like you findthem on Instagram. Yeah, it's like
people just making their own Like theytake the clip and put it to like

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a sick beat and it's funny.Yeah, you're just hoping it goes viral.
And a lot of the newscast thingsseem to be that way, do
you know what I mean? Likea little kid who was like, I'm
scared of turtles, like the turtleone went for like turtles, Yeah,
I like turtles or whatever that was. Mm hmmm, yes, yeah.
And it's just like these quick littlejust boom, here's a quick funny thing

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and then it gets shared everywhere.You just gotta you are funny. So
I don't know, it's just youcan't, like you can't the Morgan Walleye
shirt that was a big hit.There's no audio to support it really great.
Yeah, I mean the Morgan wallin Minnesota. You can't can't score
any better than that? No,No, but you can't. You can't

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just be like I am going togo viral and you can't. That's just
not how it works. It justhappens. And then half the time when
it does happen to people, theyare it's it's a lot, it's a
big responsibility. It never seems tobe the most flattering thing ever. But
maybe I don't know. Remember MackenzieCarpenter came up here we did the deer
sewing. I said, would youlike to shoot a viral video with us?
You can't say that, I mean, you can't. That makes you

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sound like you don't. I'm justhopful, that's fair, hopeful it's gonna
be a viral video. You canbe Yeah, she's holding a gun,
right, Well, that's true.We're playing deer Hunter, yeah, or
whatever we're playing. I remember whatit was, deer Hunter whatever that.
Yeah. I guess if you wantto go viral for the bad reasons,
you probably could do that. Butif you want to go viral for like

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funny reasons, so hawk tua agood reason, goofy. Yeah, yeah,
it's just a silly thing. Andshe probably had a couple of cocktails
and just didn't care. So whatyou wanted to say, and it helps
that she's pretty. Honestly, Ithink a lot of TikTokers. It helps
that you're pretty, we're attractive.How many fans did she have beforehand?
You know, I don't know.I'm not sure. I'm trying to pull

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up an article that has more informationon her, but it has a paywall,
so I have to find a differentone. Pay for it. Oh
yeah, just pay for it.You are Sam san Severe, You are
made of money. Why don't youpay for it? Chris Carr and I
have two kids. I got toput through college. My money's flying out
the windows right now. It's reallyconvenient. Some conversations you like, I

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have a loaded and other conversations you'relike, I don't have any. That's
what we're talking about. Things thatare under a dollar. You know,
if we're going to a dollar store, Claire's boutique, or something that's fair,
that's right by your birthday presence.I like them. Thank you.
Did you see like the reports thatare going around about how she had apparently
lost her job over those viral butI heard that that was not true.
Yeah, but then I see thatit's not true. But then some places

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claim that it still is true.I don't know. It should probably be
making more money originally. Oh yeah. It says that she was like an
elementary school, like shined trailer hitchesor something. Okay, I like,
well give them a good shining beforeyou sell them, you know, I
don't. I just about died becauseLano Equipment just recently posted some video on

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Instagram and they had something like that. It was something like, how do
you keep your equipment so shiny?And then somebody no, they did it.
They had howk to a girl?I was like, this is amazing.
That may be the best. Yeah, let's get going viral. Yeah
seriously, I thought that was sogood. Now hiring hawk to a girl.

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Yeah, it's so funny, guys, whatever. I do love like
when when you see these little funnymeme things get used in clever ways,
especially by businesses and companies and stuff. They just going to figure out ways
to incorporate it. I think it'syou guys, do something like that and
we'll get a billboard and we'll justyou know, here's your new Hawk tool
girl. But do something else.Let me just something else. I don't

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know if I'm creative like that,something a little different you know, yesterday
we talked about raw hot dogs orsomething, didn't we dogging? But listen,
it's because it's a trend online,not like that, not like that.
It's a trend online where you geton an airplane and you don't do
anything. You get on an airplane, you do absolutely nothing and stare at

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the seat in front of you,and you don't fall asleep, you don't
look at your phone, nothing,and they call that raw dog. You
basically meditate. I don't know whythey didn't why, why? What's the
association there? I just don't know. I don't know either. Are you
supposed to do something to the seat? No? No, because I don't
ever want to be in an airplaneagain. If that's the case, hey,
somebody who's raw doggingto that airplane seat? Now it's time to end this

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