(07/12) GAS Hour 4 - What’s Happening & #NineNewsNuggetsYouNeedToKnow

What’s Happening. A|BC’s Jason Nathanson joins the show with a weekend entertainment report. #NineNewsNuggetsYouNeedToKnow.

Episode Transcript

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This is Gary and Shannon and you'relistening to KFI AM six forty the Gary
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Just at that little button and leaveus a message, or you can send
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if you're like my wife or you'relike Shannon, you hate her and think
she's a bee, but you sayher name anyway and you say mushback,
say, my husband's one who talksto her. I don't talk to her.
Why don't you talk to her?I don't like her, I don't
I rest my case. What elseis going on? Time for what's happening?

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I just don't talk to her.Hot inland temperatures combined with possible thunderstorms
have everybody worried about the threat ofwildfires. This week in here in southern
California is the little cloudier than itshould be. And they're not calling it
a fire season, They're calling ita fire year. Excessive heat warning in
place for parts of all the countiesand let's push back. There was a

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headline today about how the fires thathave burned. Fires are not good,
but the fires that have burned haveburned something like twenty percent more than last
year. Last year was a prettyreally low fire season, and we got
yes. Last year, we gotpretty lucky not having some massive fires.
Governor Greg Abbott in Texas calling foran investigation into why so many people lost

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power after Hurricane Burrele and why it'staking so long to get the lights back
on. He's directing the Public UtilityCommission to look into how this sort of
thing happened so often in Houston,focusing on Center Point Energy, which has
operated in the area for over onehundred years. They like having their own
grid there. Well, this isone of the problems. This is the

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largest outage event in their history.I looked this morning and they said there
were still well over a million peoplewithout power at most all of them basically
in the Houston area. They've hadinfrastructure problems in Houston. They've had some
hubris problems in Houston, and that'swhy they're having such an issue with it.
The sterile field people, sterile Field. More than twenty four hundred patients

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at hospitals around Portland may have beenexposed to hep B, hep C,
and the HIV because of one anesthesiologist, oh Boy, who was not following
infection control practices. That's that isparticularly egregious. About twenty two hundred people,

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they said were seen at Providence WillametteFalls Medical Center in Oregon City.
A couple of patients at Providence PortlandMedical Center said the doctor's actions may have
put them at low risk of exposureto possible infections. They were all.
They were all or will be notifiedby a letter in the mail or in
their my chart account. R PVcontinues to deal with landslides the city trying

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to keep up to contain the damage. These are roads that need to be
repaired. They're buckling due to theland shifting. Mike Phipps is a city
geologist. He says, every timewe measure it, it's moving faster than
it was the time before. It'sbeen doing that for about a year and
a half. He says. There'sa Jet Blue passenger who has filed a

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complaint because of a hot tea saidthat she was served hot tea while there
was ongoing turbulence with the fastened seatbeltsign turned on. According to the complaint,
this hot cup of tea was servedto her while there was ongoing turbulence.
The complaint says this decision was dangerousand hazardous given the conditions at the

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time. If the fastened seatbelt signwas turned on during turbulence, you were
not served a hot cup of tea, you must have been served it before
that happened. Yeah, people justtrying to get rich quick. They said
Jet Blue should have done something toassuage her pain. Claimed that the crew
did not ask if there were doctorson board, didn't divert or make any

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emergency landing, and didn't offer muchhelp until she got off the plane.
Well, and because La County isnot a land of law and order,
they have uncovered a woman who reportedlystole from the same store in Long Beach
thirty times TJ Max. What doyou stealing from? Max? The estimated

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is already four dollars. The estimatedvalue of the stolen merchandise was about six
thousand dollars. The value of thealleged theft in each case totaled less than
nine hundred and fifty dollars because everybodyknows how to work the system. Criminals
are very bright when it comes tocommunicating and how best to commit their crimes.
There is a story that is acouple of years old, but we're

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just finding out about it now,and that is that AT and T says
data has been compromised on almost everysingle one of their cell phone customers.
Now it's some data, it's notall the data, but mid to late
twenty twenty two, it's May throughOctober of twenty twenty two. Tens of
millions of AT and T sell customersand many non AT and T customers were

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exposed in this massive data breach.They said the telephone numbers of almost all
of its cellular customers were stolen.It does not connect those numbers to customer
names, although they say it's prettyeasy online. They admit it's pretty easy
online to find a phone number generatoror a phone number program that will identify

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somebody based on just their phone number. So a very small number of customers
in twenty twenty three were also impactedby this. AT and T said the
stolen data did not include the contentsof any calls or the text messages nor
the time of those communications. JasonNathanson gets us all primed and ready for

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the weekend with our entertainment report.Following program is for entertainment purposes online.
Welcome, goodnight entertainment. I haveto entertain. Is this entertainment? I
have to entertain. I want tobring good quality entertainment here. I am
entertainment entertainment and like all Baster parties, there was some entertainmentment. Well,

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Jane Att, what do we haveon tap for this weekend? I see
a rom com in our future.We'll talk you out now. That looks
kind of cute. I looked atthe trailer today. I know you're a
rom com fan. You like youlike romance and comedy when they're mixed together,
I e. Com. This isFlying to the Moon, starring Scarlett

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Johansson and Channing Tatum uh and it'sset against the backdrop of the Apollo eleven
moon landing. And this is goingto feed into a lot of you conspiracy
theorists out there about a fake moonlanding, because that's what Scarlett Johansson's job
is apparently do. She's got togo there and get a public sentiment on
the side for these NASA projects.But also she's tasked by Woody Harrelson's character,

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who is a kind of political fixer, to fake a moon landing because
they have to get it right thistime, so if the real one goes
bad, they have to have somethingto show on the video, so they
kind of fake a moon landing there. And Channing Tatum, he plays the
launch director, and he and ScarlettJohansson's character, they're kind of a will
day or won't they type thing,and they're they're cute together. Their chemistry

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is really good. They are moviestars. They are you know, you
know why they make the big buckson the screen because they do what they
do very well. So I liketheir chemistry. The script in the whole
story, I liked it, butI didn't really buy some of it.
It's a little long at two hoursand twelve minutes. We shave that shave

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about thirty minutes off that I thinkfor a rom com. But otherwise I
enjoyed it seven point one on theon the scale seven point one at some
point one, which is pretty goodfor you for a rom com. Jana,
You're not usually that kind of guy. No, no, no,
no, no no. That's whereyou're very wrong. Just because I don't
like Emily in Paris, does thatmean I don't like rom coms? I

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like good rom com rom com.I would say I would put that up
there as my maybe favorite genre.Really yeah, what what would you say
is your favorite rom com of alltime? Princess Bride? Okay, I
wish and if you want to kindof, I don't know if you if
it's yeah, that's a rom com, right, I think so? Yeah,
I think you would put that inthere. But I love love and

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I love comedy, so you know, you combine the two of them together,
are you? This is one ofthose ones, by the way,
if you it's it's an Apple TVproduction or they bought it at some point,
so it's going to be on AppleTV Plus. And I wouldn't if
you waited for that, But youknow, again, go see stuff in

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theaters and keep the theater magic alive. Hey, can we get that drop
of Jane at saying I love loveand then pausing and then we can use
that and it's open from no one. Yeah, I'll say it again for
you if you want. I lovelove. That was a very heartfelt.
Yeah, man, don't love love? Well said that I don't love love.
It's just that I don't love love. He doesn't, you know,

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celebrate sitting down for two and ahalf hours and watching Love. There's no
Nazis in this so wow? Howwould you? How? How listen?
My uncle was unavowed? All right, he did not. It was not
an enthusiastic member. Just I'll saythat. But I think Shannon, you
would you would like it? Yeah, I am with you in the dialogue
of just what I saw on thetrailer left you wanting a little bit?

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May would you go see it inthe theater though? Or yeah, I'm
not going to pay to go seethat in the theater. Yeah, and
I get it. I I understand. It's got to be something for me
to go to the theater. That'sgot to be spectacular visuals. I'm not
gonna I'm probably not going to goback for rom Com. What is your
last movie you saw in the theater? I have no idea. No,

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I can't even remember. Maybe TopGun, Yeah, it's probably right.
Mine was definitely Top Gun Wow twoyears ago. No, it wasn't.
Well, people they just they yapthe whole time. They do. They're
all behave all good behaviors out thewindow. Yeah, I don't love it.
I mean that part of it itreally, especially since the pandemic and

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they're eating. The seats are sodirty at some of these theaters so dirty,
so dirty it's and you're packed inand there's a lot of smell,
and it's weird to like be withpeople that close. It is after we
had such like intimate experiences during thepandemic of watching stuff like on our own
or just with the people in ourhouse. It was weird to like get

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back into a crowd in the dark. Absolutely, and I will not do
at this point unless I Sometimes theydon't have a choice because the screenings I
have to see. But if Ido have a choice, I will not
do a non recliner seat theater.See. I go back and forth with
that because when they recline, youjust wonder like there's more of the body

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that was there before you that hasbeen exposed to the seat surface. But
most of those recliner seats are leather, which gives you the sense that it's
cleaner because those cloth seats they ifyou silt's in there, don't do this.
But if you hold your phonees flashlightup to those seats, you're gonna
reveal a Petrie dish that's like aradio station seat. Yeah, oh my

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gosh, you ever smelled those mics? Don't? No, we clean our
we silk would scrub this place everyday. So yeah, the recliner seats
with the leather, they feel cleanerbecause somebody could just take a pass it
over those with a with a wetcloth. Do you think they do that?
Though they do not? Yeah,good shut man. This is great

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cleanliness with Jane Att. This isand don't forget he loves love love.
You know what. I feel likethat should be a T shirt for you.
It just says I love love withlike his profile letters, just like
a block letters, not in cursof them. No, not like the

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eat prey love, cursive calligraphy,no comic sands because we're talking about rom
com. But it's not funny.It's not funny that you love love.
It's it's as a powerful thing.And I think you need the power of
a good block letter. I thinklike a maybe a bookman old style.
Now we're talking is clear. Iwant to be very clear. I love

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love, but I also love itin the context with comedy together the T
shirts getting really busy, right,But it's a peanut, butter and jelly
type thing. This is your problem, Jane Att. Oh you, this
is a little beach I give allmy friends. Lay down on the couch.
Yes, life is not a romanticcomedy. You're not going to get

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all the things. You're not goingto get the meet cute, you're not
going to get the perfect chemistry,you're not going to get the perfect dialogue,
and the all of the things arenot ever gonna all be there.
Yeah, you know, it's it'swe're setting the bar is too high with
a lot of these rom coms.It's all phony Blowney. Are you talking
about your relationship here or well?I mean no, I mean my my

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relationship was kind of like a romanticcomedy with a murder trial mixed in.
But like, honestly, I thinkthat people see these movies sometimes and they
think that that's real life and it'snot. It's just entertainment. Those are
delusional people, I'm saying. Ijust I like it. Okay, it's
fine, all right, have agreat weekend. Thanks. I don't know

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where to go from here. Yeah, that's why I said that. So
Jason Nathanson over the Hill in Hollywoodfor ABC News. Thanks man. Well
every Friday, we like to knowwhat you learned on the Gary and Shannon
Show. This week we got alot. We do a lot excellent.
People. Learned a lot of stuffthis week on the Garanulot's Let's start right

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there. What I learned on theGary and Shannon Show, which I love,
that Shannon has more vacation than God. I just can't take time off.
Now. This is what I learnedthis week on the show. Shannon
did not go to rehab after all. Good girl. All right, guys
have a good weekend. Peace out. This week on The Gary and Shannon

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Show, I learned that people willascribe the length of somebody socks to their
generation. Yep, the longer thesock, the younger their generation. Sounds
more like a marketing thing. Ialso learned this week that something Shannon said
a couple of weeks ago is absolutelytrue. When a blackjack dealer is holding
a two, it's just like anace. I didn't want a lot of

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money, but it is absolutely true. Yeah, all right, See,
guys, have a good weekend.Two was like an ace. It several
times dealers ace dealer's ace today Ilearned you could call into the Gary and
Channon Show curse your butt off andnot get dumped. That's right. Oh
yeah, sorry, I don't sweara lot, but how the fuck is
this legal? This week on theGary Shandling Show, I learned that Gary

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poor cold water on his squatter.Way to go, Garry, get that
a hole out of your proper man. All right, have a good weekend
you guys, Thank you much.I thought Squatter was a dry everybody They
try everybody. Hey, Gary andChannon, Happy Friday. What I learned
this week on the Gary and jannAnd Show kind of interesting. I learned

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that Robin has multiple ways of punishingstands. Not only can Channon get suspended
for whatever reason that nobody knows why, but also she had an interview with
the stinky Pooh in a bucket occupypeople at city Hall. That's lovely.
And not only that, pull thepanel with him. Yay, lucky you.

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What I learned on the Gary andShannon showed this week. Shannon didn't
get suspended, Yeah right, AndGary's not cross eyed. He just likes
to walk around stern and his nosewith both his eyes. Nothing wrong with
that, Hey, Gary, Shannon. This is Troy from Indiana and we're
a little bit backward here. ButI learned something new today. There's a
synonym for vacation and it's called suspension. Thanks for teaching me that, Shannon.

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Have good weekend. Oh by alot of that, h Gary and
Shannon. This week I learned thatI need a clean bagel to go with
my recreational teams. Yes, yeahit helps. Yeah, not necessary,
but yeah it does help. Hello, Gary and Shannon. What I have
learned this week is that my oldersister and I are not the only people
on the planet that like time bandits. So this is for you, Gary,

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I love it and I still sayit to this day. Who's all
these what It's time? What Ilearned this week is the best way to
close out a week of Gary andShannon is to finish with the drop of
Lindsey Kaplan as Janice Ian and meanGirls talking about the awesome shooters and everyone

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sharing and everyone's awesomeness. I thinkyou should go back to doing that every
Friday like you used to. Ifyou did it every Friday, those rotate
it. What I learned on theGary and Shannon Show this week is that
Shannon gets three months of vacation everyyear. Gary, Oh, I gets
one of the last weeks. Guys. What I learned on Gary and Shannon

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this week was, even though theCommons Shannon was away on a related suspension,
I think, really Canada beavers.Oh, I'm just saying the attraction
to beash guys. The biggest damnbuilt by beavers. Beavers is in Canada.

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Hi, Gary, Shannon's becky you. I just wanted to let you
know. What I learned this weekis that the nickname I gave my boyfriend
in high school, pencil d,is official. It's a real thing.
I've been calling him Matt for fortyyears. Still he's still hanging out,

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still in the picture seeing the home. Yeah, Hi, Gary and Shannon,
this is Charles and Oregon. Whatdid I learn this week on the
Gary and Shannon Show. I learnedthat Shannon likes to play blackjack or some
sort of card games like that onher off time. I think that's outstanding.
I love you, guys. Ithink that's outstanding. So what I
learned on the Gary and Shannon Showthis week I just learned not very long

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ago, and that is that Shannonkind of has a thing about not wanting
to lay back in the seat inthe movie theater. And I'm just kind
of questioning, like, what movietheaters are you going to? Like dirty
movie theaters? Maybe we're all wearingclothes or make me laugh girl, you
guys have a great weekend. YouTuberenee should be illegal. I'm sorry,

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I don't swear a lot, buthow about fuck is this legal? I
have no idea. Well, thenine news nuggets you need to know.
These are the stories that kind offelt how long have you been doing this
five hundred years? Well, whendid you start the Sunday Show two thousand
and nine? No? No,well maybe I think I started it in

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twenty hell ish fifteen years of newsnuggets. That's a lot. We should
figure that out. The story weshould like have a nugget birthday, the
stories that kind of fell through thecracks that we couldn't get to. I
mean, there's a lot going on. Here's our honorable Mention, honorable Mention,

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not honor serving with you did greatand honorable motes. So today we're
holding auditions to become the newest memberof honorable Mention. Thank god, our
politicians don't do this well. Idon't know. There's some political candidates I

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think you would like to see topless. I can think of three that was
quick. Well, you're vocal.In a bold bid for votes ahead of
the election for governor in Tokyo,one candidate named Uccino Airi took campaign theatrics

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to a whole new level when sheundressed during a broadcast. She even asked
viewers if they thought she was sexy, invited them to add her on the
messaging app line, promising to respondto each message personally. After she unbuttoned
her blouse, she delivered the restof her speech in a nude colored tube
top. You do not need totake off your clothes to gain popularity,

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although that's a bad message. Yeah, number nine at number nine, I
did ninth place. If a CoP'sdirty nine times out of tennis partners dirty
too? And I speak nine languagesat night basically everybody at table nning.
I'deel ready to go another nine?And niner? Did I catch a niner
in there where you're calling from Milwaukietalkie? Now, you do have to

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take off your clothes if you wantmoney. However, Yeah, a nineteen
year old nude dancer has alleged anew law in Florida raising the age limit
on who is able to violates herconstitutional rights. Does it? Her name
is Serenity Sovereignty. What do youthink her real name is Michelle Horace Horace?

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No, I think her real nameis Michelle. But Serenity is suing
in US District Court in the NorthernDistrict of Florida, saying it violates her
First Amendment right to free speech.To adult businesses, including the company that
owns the club where she works,are also plaintiffs. Her last name is
Bushy. Well, you say toyour daughter if she came to you and

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she said, I want to fightfor the Constitution, Dad, and you
were like, yes, America,And you were like, what do you
have in mind? And she says, I want to fight from my constitutional
right to strip. Yeah, whatwould you do? Well? And now
you're saying it and my daughter isalready two years past this woman's right.
So because you want to You wantyour kids to fight for the Constitution,

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don't you, Yeah, you wantthem to fight for your American values.
What I love is In the lawsuit, plaintiffs maintained that the human body is
a thing of beauty, which whencombined with music and rhythmic motion in the
form of dance, conveys an importantmessage of eroticism. Who came up with
that poetry? I have? I'msorry, I don't swear a lot,
but how a the fuck is thislegal? It's illegal. You can sue

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any to anybody you wanted anytime.Number eight the CID is bold every eight
second listening to eight different bosses drawnon about mission statements. Hey man,
this is a very California thing.I'm curious if it's as prominent in other

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places around the world. But SantaCruz County deputies, responding to a welfare
check this week and the Mountains discoveredan illegal cock fighting pit on Highland Way
of everybody knows who that is,they said. Animal control officers spent most
of the night searching the scene.They found ten guns, two hundred roosters,
and a pantload. Look at thatof the blades that he then attached

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to their What do you do withrescue roosters? Is there like a nice
little farm where they can live outtheir days? And no, no,
actually there probably is. I'm surethere's somebody who would probably take that,
you know, to lie to mein these sets of circumstances, they become
chicken nuggets. If that's what you'reNo, they just said, lie to
me. Tell me that they livein a farm of sparkles somewhere in OHI,

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with clean needles and free hibs.They live out their days. Remember
seven, the seventh son of theseventh son with seven days would have gone
an seven eight seven years of collegedown to drain seven seven seven days.
So when I first read this headlinesuspect accused of breaking in to West Columbus

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pet store, I read it aspot store. Then I looked at his
mugshot and I thought, that's moremeth. That's not pot, but it's
pet store which would check out,and he had gone in there and released
a bunch of animals. Officers foundthat the store was broken into. Several
animals seen running around in the parkinglot. Two dogs, multiple birds,

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a hamster, and at least twobunnies. Two bunnies. The hamster thing
is what blows me away. Nooffense to HAMI tar would you. I
don't know if I would see ahamster. I mean it's in the middle
of the night. You'd see arat. You wouldn't notice him as a
hamster. I might have a problemdelineating between the two. Yes, the

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video evidence shows a man with longhair wearing leopard print pajamas inside the restaurants,
Hey, you can't do that,and then the pet store that he
also broke into a little bit later. It's a really fun to have a
bunny. It's illegal. It isillegal. I mean to let them out,
it's not illegal to own a bunnyor animal stretch? Can you have

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one bunny but not two bunnies?Like? Could your bunny be celibate?
Or is that unfair to the bunny? I I don't know the answer to
the what do you mean can youhave one? Well? I mean legally,
he says, kind to the bunny, seeing he's not gonna have any
friends. They like social union,right right, Okay, that's I don't
know. That's a good question.I'm sure we'll find out. I'm sure

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people will let us know. Here'snumber six. I got six, You
got six, she got six?Number six, there's six more weeks of
winter. Picture of me, arabbi and six drunken longshom Why are we
just dig you in a nursing homecloser to us? I don't have to
take down drink another six pack numberWow. The Malaysian authorities have arrested six
members of an international crime ring smugglingabout two hundred tortoises and turtles. Do

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you even have a name for him? They're called the Ninja Turtle Gang.
They said these two hundred turtles andtortoise is worth an estimated fifty two thousand
dollars rescue during a raid. Wow. I hany no idea. They were
so expensive. Many people across Asiabelieve the turtles and tortoises bring good luck
and prosperity. The Ninja turtle game. That's also illegal. You can't get

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to sware a lot. But howthe fuck is this legal? It's not
that's the key. Can you justget the one turtle? Or do you
have to have two turtles? Idon't know. I've not logalized my tortoises
Number five, Part five. Ihave five rules. We begin bombing in
five minutes. Five. This isthe year five point five. Wid me

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a favorite, loose five pounds immediately. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
Former bank employee accused of scamming acustomer out of nearly one million dollars
and then using that cash to funda side business. Yeah, they said
that this guy, he'd actually beenterminated from his position at the branch of

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sand Tender Bank. But when they'reinvestigating him, they found he had befriended
a customer and gained his trust byoffering to help with bill paying. And
as they progressed their friendship, prosecutorssaid the bank teller began to visit the
customer's house, obtained blank checks thatthe customer had signed, as well as
had the customer approved wire transfers.The bank teller former also used the customer's

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account to make significant cash withdrawals anddispertsments to himself. Number four or minute
is probably on his fourth tranquilizer bynow. Commandment number four. This isn't
the same world he left four yearsago. Well, a French shoe shop
owner, you know what they callthose in French shoe shops. No,

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but I do know how to saygreen bicycle vilo vere. That's how that
is also the word for shoe shop. And I also know how to say
at ease, which is a dodgeat ease like you're a commanding officer and
you're telling the it's a ballet intoyour unit. Oh it beat my butt

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this morning. According to TMZ,the owner of a shoe store in Nice,
France said that uh Elton John peedinto a plastic bottle in the middle
of the store after being told apublic restroom was not available. That's not
okay, take it outside, right, You've got to go to a different

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store. Go to a different store. It's France. Also, don't they
have places you can pee in thestreet? No? No, I'm serious,
like in the street? Yeah,like a little walk up urinal thing.
No, yeah, No, numberthree shot and the number within three

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hours three security clearance level three.All three of the three. I got
all three of you guys for therest of your na born live. After
that, they both start to stink. See well. There was a man
in Washington, d C. Whodied violently in April. Apparently somebody chopped

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off his thumb to use his mobilepayment app and steal money from him.
Several cuts to his legs as welland cut on his right hand as right
thumb had been removed. Apparently itwas two women, Hello ladies, Audrey
and Tiffany. That's awfully violent.He also had fractures on his head,

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and Haden had been stabbed in thestomach. There was broken glass on his
body and his bed. They wantedto buy uber rides, marijuana and alcohol.
Uh, it's Amsterdam that has outdoorpublic urinals, not France. Those
Dutch. They're crazy people. Theirwooden shoes, their wooden shoes, and

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they're outdoor guys. Yes, waitguys, Gary Shannon. Yeah. So
the reason both of you think you'reright about the Paris urinals. God,
yeah, Swayne, is because theydid put a bunch of outdoor walk up
urinals in Paris and it caused sucha commotion that now there is but one

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remaining and it's right outside of prison. Oh so there is. Why do
you know that, Well, he'sbeen to a French prison. I think
we can all deduce that. Shannon, What do you have to do to
get locked up in Frank you forputting all that to all those Francs on
my prison account while I was inthere. By the way, Shannon,
I didn't think you needed help withthat. Well, actually she put Franks

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with a K, not Frank's withan S or C. So you had
a harder time. Actually, youhad to find a new way to bart
her with hot dog wieners. Okay, back to the nuggets, poor Wayne.
This is what happens when you dipyour toe and this here's number Two's
on you, Wes. There's twosons and no women. The Philippines do

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not scream out the other woman's namewhile you're making sweet sweet love to your
wife. Unnamed couple, doesn't matterwhat their names are. Let's just say
he screamed out the wrong name.She grabbed a ten inch long knife and
chopped off his paynis. That's unfortunate. I love it. Why don't I
lay the picture of the bloody knife? What I love is they digitize it

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so that you can't see the exactoutline of the blood on the knife.
It's still a bloody knife. Right. Here's number one, weird number one,
number one. We're number one.Bend to number one? Are you
the number one? Row? Numberone? Number one? Number one.
The only thing making the story moreSan Francisco is if Gavin Newsom was on

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a street corner yelling there's nothing tosee here. Everything's fine. This is
a great video. You've got tocheck it out. Show your friends in
the Castro District. Last week atourist is being yelled at by a homeless
man holding a blow torch. Thehomeless man is threatening to light the tourists

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on fire. Nearby two nudists whojust are walking down the street because it's
the castro. And then another characterin this little drama is a man in
a full dress. The man inthe dress sneaks up on the homeless guy
and pulls the blow torch out ofhis hands. The homeless guy swings wildly

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at the tourist, and coming tohis defense are the two naked men,
who then punch and wrestle the homelessguy to the ground. San Francisco,
open your golden gates. I'm sorry, I don't swear a lot, but
how the fuck is this legal?Samaritan having a blowtorch on the sidewalk,

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being naked with your nuts and berrieshanging out? Nuts and berries? Isn't
that what it's called? Twig andbeerries? Oh? Whatever, I mean?
Nuts and berries sounds like a littletrail mix with you got a bag
of trail mix hanging out. You'vebeen listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.

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