July 2, 2024 • 31 mins
Neil Saavedra and Heather Brooker join Bill for Handel on the News. Sotomayor says immunity ruling makes a president ‘king above the law.’ Biden issues warning about the power of the presidency, and Trump, after Supreme Court’s immunity ruling. Hurricane Beryl charges toward Jamaica as record breaking category 5 storm after leaving Caribbean islands in ruins. Israel orders new evacuations in Southern Gaza, prompting transfer of hospital patients. State social media laws aimed at protecting conservative users remain blocked, Supreme Court says. Airbnb continuing ‘anti-party crackdown’ for Fourth of July weekend. Gas prices rising after annual inflation-based tax increase takes effect July 1.
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You're listening to Bill Handle on demandfrom KFI AM six forty. And by
the way, a huge number ofpeople, as in Kono and Heather,
reasonably bright people, maybe reasonably brightpeople who believe that aliens have visited us.
You guys are nuts. These arepeople that can't get out of work
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on the fourth of July. Bill, that's true, and now handle on
the news, ladies and gentlemen.Here's Bill Handle, and good morning.
Everybody will handle here. It isa taco Tuesday, July second. And
just in the aftermath of that mindboggling decision by the US Supreme Court yesterday,
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I'm gonna go through it a littlebit more at seven o'clock. We're
just starting to figure out what's goingon the promo. As you know,
where I made fun of Kono andHeather in terms of believing aliens are here,
I left out one thing, andthat is, can you imagine when
you go to a jury trial you'rein front of people who could not get
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out of jury duty. That's howdumb they are. And if that is
frightening beyond belief, that is nowthat is not a jury of your peers.
Maybe it's a jury who lives undera peer who the hell knows.
Okay, Hello to one and all. Neil morning, Good morning, Willie
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Wolf uh and and good morning,Good morning Bill, Heather, good morning.
We shall not be heard today.Well anyways, he thank you,
thank you for visiting Earth this morning. Okay, so glad to be here.
Yes and Cono, good morning,Bill. Yeah. We yesterday we
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talked about Martian Ano probes and Kno, how are you doing in that regard?
Still a little sore. Good morning, Bille, okay, he hopes
himself and writes notes to save timewhen they do visit. I'll tell you
who really does believe in Martiinao propes. By the way, I'm not kidding.
I have heard George Norri talk manytimes about that, not him talking
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about it, but callers come inand you would be surprised how many prisoners
describe Marchiino probes, marsh Martian isthere, Sally, yes, An,
there's Martian right next to me.Okay. Uh. In any case,
Uh, let me see what's goingon. We've got so much today.
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Uh, it's kind of crazy,it really is. First as I don't
listen to you opening the show,well because I'm because I'm preparing the show,
and I'm reading Yeah, and thereason and what I'm asking is are
because and I didn't pay attention tothe weather this morning. So for the
purposes of me understanding and knowing what'sgoing on, what are we looking at
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this morning? Hot? Hot hotagain, Yes, hot hot hot.
It's going to be in the uppereighties metro La and o se upper seventies
at the beaches, triple digits outin the high deserts. I E all
that stuff. Hot fit. I'msorry, hold on a second, cono.
We're going to get to drop ina second. Okay, how about
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the valleys where Burbank is, forexample, very hot, it's going to
be in the upper eighties, lownineties here, that's not bad, not
bad. It's not triple it's nottriple digits, thankfully hot, but not
a it's not that hot. It'swe have to do another drop cono.
Moderately hot and not ash fitz.I guess, I guess you can just
take what he just said, Konoand there you go, buddy. Now,
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well you have to have a certainintonation that we'll put a reverb on
it, all right, Moderately hot, but not a s Fitz. We
have it. We'll do something withthat. Yeah, play around with it.
Hey, yeah, we'll play aroundme ask you as a question officially,
really quick before we dive into handleon the news, I emailed Chris
Little about this. We have amandatory fire drill that's happening today. What
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happens if it starts while we're onthe air. Do we all just get
up and leave if there is afire? I mean a drill. No,
no drill. You stay on theair. If there's an actual fire,
management expects you to stay in theliterally until you burn up like a
spacecraft entering the Earth's atmosphere, andyou are you are broadcasting until that moment,
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I had a feeling. I wasn'tsure, but I said it was
mandatory, and I was like,what am I going to do in the
middle. You're on the air now, if you're on, If you're on
the air, you stay putting allright? Then I'm gonna shut the door.
You shut the door and don't letanybody else in the trade pole try
and hide. You know the podcastA Jay an old reporter one time Bill
do you remember he was somewhere wherethere was a fire and he was re
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reporting live and something like his jacketcaught fire something. He's like, I'm
I'm Jay and I'm on fire.Yeah, now you have to admit reporting
that you are on fire is prettyinteresting. There's a weather report for you
in terms of the heat. Allright, guys, let's do it.
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We've got a lot, a lotto cover today. We start handle on
the news on this Taco Tuesday,July two with Heather Brooker, Nil Sevadra
and me lead story. Well,in terms of the ruling yesterday, I
think not only is the ruling thatcame down, which I'm going to talk
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about, but Sodomayor, who isone of the liberal Justice had one of
the most scathing descents and I completelyagree with her because, as she said,
and I'll talk more about this,this gives any president unlimited power.
Truly, it became a king makingstatement. Not that it gives the president
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power, but he can't be prosecutedif he takes power. And I'm talking
about scenarios which heretofore were ridiculous,were hypotheticals ordering the assassination of arrival.
Under this decision, probably a presidentcould get away with it just arguing that
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it was national security, and underthe Supreme Court decision, motives cannot even
be brought up. Wait, howcan you not have motives brought up?
It because the court you're looking atwhether it's official or non offense, No
motives are off the table. Itdoesn't matter why a president is doing what
he does. Is it an officialact? And is it official act?
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Is it a basic constitutional action thathe's taking for example, armed services national
security, which is his job.And so the argument is he just argues
national security and he cannot be prosecuted. Do you think it is gonna kill
uh Trump? No? I thinkI think Trump's could kill Biden because Biden
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doesn't roll that way. This isa he's not gonna get in because that's
true, But he can do itnow. He could do it now.
Biden could order the arrest of DonaldTrump predicated on national security under this decision.
He really could do it. Isit because the language here is just
so broad that like it kind ofleaves the door open for anything. And
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that's why all this speculation he coulddo this. He could, Oh,
absolutely. The problem The problem isthat was speculation before. Now under the
law, if he argues national security, anything to do with the Army with
the FBI. Uh. And hisargument is not that it is wrong or
right, it is I'm doing thisto further the constitution. For example,
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And I'll bring this up later.An election has had and Biden wins again.
I don't know if that's true ornot, because he probably won't.
But as president, Donald Trump cansay that election was unconstitutional and stops the
counting of the election in furthering theconstitution. Orders Mike Pence or orders in
this case we Ekamala Harris to stopcounting and not certifying and ordering the arrest
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of Congress people because they are violatingthe Constitution by moving forward forward with an
illegally elected president. He could actuallydo that, now would he? No
other president would dream of doing that. But we have Donald Trump who's already
said he's going to arrest the Januarysixth Committee. He is going to prosecute
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them because they violated the Constitution byholding that hearing. Unfortunately, he has
said that I think everybody's overlooking thehere entertainment value. No, that's true.
Having Congress people arrested and dragged,handcuffed and dragged out of the Capitol
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Hill. Yeah, you're right.I was trying to explain this to my
almost eighty year old mom, andshe's like, does this mean Trump wins?
That was her main question. Doeshe win? No in his cases?
And is he going to go tojail? And so he'll never go
to jail. I mean, hewouldn't go to jail even if he was
convicted. But Anne didn't have thiskind of amenity. But no, what
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this means Trump wins? Happened lastThursday at the debate. Oh yeah,
all right. I don't know ifthey're going to ever be able to get
over that. I mean, there'ssome reasons. But well, I will
talk about all this later. There'sso much time, so much good stuff,
so watch stuff, all right,all right. President Biden has issued
a warning about the power of thepresidency after that Supreme Court ruling yesterday.
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Or yeah, did I jump thegun? No? Oh, sorry,
I at all. I was justjust agreeing. Usually this is political babble,
This is not okay. Yeah,he's pretty heated. President Biden is
pretty upset, and he had somepretty powerful words to say about the ruling.
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He it's basically been called a kingmaker. I know. It was
trending a little bit yesterday on socialmedia. That decision is yeah, and
he's saying there's no kings in America. Each of us is equal. There
is now, There is now.And I'll talk more about that at seven
o'clock when we talk about the PremeCourt decision. By the way, there
had to be a statement issued byPresident Biden because no one could actually understand
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what he said. He mumbled andkept on starting and stopped, but he
sounded mad. He was he deadTrump? Okay, all right, this
is tied into the song that Conoplayed. So hurricane barrel, barrel whatever
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now potentially catastrophic category five storms setat sites on Jamaica. It left at
least one person dead and inflicted allkinds of destruction across the entire islands in
the Caribbean. Just yesterday, Yeah, Prime Minister of Jamaica said, in
half an hour Kirasau was flattened,flattened, nothing left. They've never had
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a category five, category five gothrough this this early in the season.
Well we off, you know,when we were hearing about the warnings of
climate change, when a lot ofpeople thought that the climatologists were crazy and
they didn't know what they were doing, and al Gore was being made fun
of because of the documentary he did, and the argument or the statement was
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from the climatologists, we're going toget stronger hurricanes more often, and they're
going to in the hurricane season isgoing to be longer, and no one
is disagreeing. Now, I'll tellyou where the scientists were wrong. Is
they way underestimated how long it wasgoing to take. It happened a lot
sooner than they had said. It'sall bad news when it comes to weather.
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Bottom line of if you're taking avacation in the Caribbean, you're either
going to drown or we're going tobe hit with flying debris and you'll be
impaled. Enjoy your vacation. Well, it's a good thing that aliens are
regularly visiting us so they can preparea new planet for us to go to.
All right, moving on, I'velost all credibility now, all right.
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Israel has ordered some new evacuations insouthern Gaza. They including the areas
of Conunis and Rafa. Apparently theyare forcing residents, many of whom are
already displaced, to find new shelter. There's also the Gaza European Hospital there
the last standing hospital in the areais in the evacuation zone. Yeah.
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Those poor Palestinians we're talking about,those are not militants, men, women,
children, innocent ones that are notonly being killed in droves, but
they become chess pieces that they're justbeing moved from place to place to place.
It is brutal at that point,and it doesn't look like there's an
endgame right now. No Netnyahu issaying the country's military is advancing, to
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quote the end of the stage ofeliminating a Moss's army. Yeah, all
right, some boomerang decisions. TheSupreme Court yesterday declined to settle the major
constitutional questions raised in a dispute overlaws approved in Texas and in Florida.
These laws are intended to protect conservativeviewpoints on social media. So these laws
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as they stand now remain blocked whilelower courts continue to go, oh yeah,
please send more our way, continueto sort out the constitutional questions there,
Yeah, and they have. TheCourt has not yet ruled on the
fundamental case here is social media isthat that have basically unlimited not power,
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but must publish virtually everything under aFirst Amendment right. As the conservatives want
or are there limitations that can becan be prescribed to this? And we're
talking about even the social media companiesthemselves. Are they allowed to edit people's
thoughts on First Amendment? And thisis all political? All political. Unfortunately,
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everything is political now. And thepower that the Conservatives have with this
court, I mean this court,I mean stunned. Yesterday, I was
kind of stunned because at first glancedthe decision, Well, I can see
the argument, but it was absolutelyit was a Trump decision. There's no
question about it. It was thisis Trump. We'rey to give them as
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much power as possible. I totallybelieve that. Well, Donald, Yeah,
Donald Trump's team has taken advantage ofthat. It looks like they have
already asked a New York judge whopresided over hush money case to set aside
his conviction and delay his sentencing scheduledfor next week. And of course they
cited the new Supreme Court ruling inorder to do that. Yeah, now
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he's going to argue that somehow payingoff Stormy Daniels is an official act.
I don't quite know how he's goingto be able to pull that off,
but I will tell you that precededhis presidency for one. And isn't this
no no a part. Yeah,it did precede his presidency, but during
the course of it, there wereparts of it that continued on the cover
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up for example, was during hispresidency that went on. And it's uh,
it's so wide open. Almost anythingis an official act and he has
complete immunity. What about grabbing theirpeas? Can he just grab any woman's
Yes, yes, I think youcan. National president, yes, as
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national national security issue. I'll tellyou why, because he and his well,
he doesn't have to do motive becauseas a national security issue, him
looking for and checking to see ifsomeone has explosives or a terrorist on just
grab him right there, to simplydo a rudimentary exam to see if there
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are explosives. Yeah, in theirprison wallet. Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, it's it's completely insane.Anyway, he's not gonna win on
that one. For him to arguethat the payment to a porn star is
somehow national security, who the hellknows? You know, I have no
idea, you know. Today it'sso crazy. Traffic was shut down and
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a swat team was sent to Glendalejust yesterday morning after a metro bus driver
found a sleeping passenger with a gun. Of course, they got everyone off
the bus. They even sent inone of those controversial robot dogs that are
super duper cool and I want onefor my own personal use. Communicated with
the passenger who had dozed off thefirearms. Suspected firearm was in the belt
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or the waistband there turned out tobe a bb gun. I never know.
So the dog came in, grabbedthe stick and started poking the guy
to wake him up. I guess, well, it's a robot dog.
Yeah, I understand. Bboll bebollbee bop. Imagine waking up to that.
You're just sleeping on the bus.Yeah, it's your gun. With
your gun, with your gun,with your gun, like you do all
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right. Airbnb is continuing their antiparty crackdown for the fourth of July weekend.
They have an initiative to limit disruptiveparties. They started it for a
Memorial Day weekend. Looks like they'renot going to be carrying it through for
the fourth of July weekend. Threehundred million guest arrivals are expected this year
for Airbnb. I believe that's overall. I don't think that's specifically for fourth
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of July. True, so wellthe humanity. Yeah, so Airbnb doesn't
want you to party in their houses. That's not well, they kind of,
you know, party people kind ofdestroy the houses, and neighbors aren't
particularly happy with it. And it'swhat do you carey and people, it's
a business. You throw a party, you charge people for it, and
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it's you do well, I assumeand neighbors and Airbnb, the Airbnb folks,
the company itself can't be very happywith this, so they're trying to
say no. Yeah, and they'vegot a twenty four hour neighborhood support line
which people can call if they thinksomeone's having a party in the property.
Yeah, that's called it's called callingthe police. Yeah, nine one one,
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Yeah, all right. California isgas tax is going up by two
cents of course, yay, moretaxes in California with our crappy roads increasing
just sixty cents per gallon. Sodrivers filling up a twelve gallon tank,
we'll spend about an extra quarter,which is no big deal, except if
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you do a quarter, then aquarter, then a quarter, than a
quarter, and all of a suddenyou're spending some real money, to the
point where California we have by farthe highest tax not by far usually or
Hawaii. US in Hawaii have awoman inn Island. No, And but
this is pag This is paid toinflation. Usually taxes are not paid to
inflation. So this is going togo up, up up every year.
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What a shocker. Okay, allright, thousands of homeowners with adjustable rate
mortgages are about to get slammed withhigher monthly payments ARMS. They offer temporary
relief for home buyers who want toavoid paying higher mortgage rates, but there
is a risk that they come withthey've remained elevated, adding fuel to one
of the most unaffordable housing markets indecades. Yeah, this is a weird
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one because for years and years andyears I've been telling people, whatever you
do, do not buy an adjustablerate mortgage. Never ever ever buy an
ARM, even when they're great deals. By the way, the last few
years they haven't been raad deals.They made no sense to buy an ARM
to buy a mortgage, because whathappens with a fixed mortgage, you know
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exactly what it's going to cost toyou every month. With an adjustable rate,
there's no way to ascertain. There'sno way to forecast. You don't
know where interest rates are going togo. And so now they're getting screwed,
and I mean getting screwed. Forexample, three percent money on an
arm that you may have bought fiveyears ago, all of a sudden,
now adjust it's on whatever the marketis. You've just virtually doubled your payments
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and you're gonna lose the house.People getting these types of I mean because
they were cheaper, because they werecheaper initially they were just like, oh
yeah, yeah, they're cheaper wheninterest rates used to be five percent.
For example, you can get anarm for three and a half four percent,
but it adjusted it was a fiveyear arm or a ten year arm,
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and those days, as soon asthat runs out, you are screwed,
beyond screwed. Fixed rate Well,now I don't think anybody's going to
get an ARM, But so they'reforced to sell the house because they can't
afford the payments anymore. And thenno one can afford too the house because
they can't afford the mortgage payments,and there aren't enough houses to buy.
If you wanted a house that youcouldn't afford, it is just it's this
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whole housing market is so skewed herein southern California, but across the country,
but not nothing like here. Nothinglike here. It is straight up
gambling, period to do. Notif you have a fixed rate. Not
if you have a fix rate.I say with an arm, Oh yeah,
yeah, it's straight up gambling.I'd never understood why people would want
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to do. Unless you're going tobe in the house. Do you know
it's only going to be five yearsand then you're moving, you're retiring.
I mean, there are some reasonsto get an arm, but if you're
living in the house, you're crazy. If you plan on living in that
house, you're completely crazy. Speakingof crazy, this guy is crazy.
Fast. Teenage sprinting sensation Quincy Wilsonsaid to become the youngest ever US male
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track Olympian after this very very talentedsixteen year old announced he had reportedly been
picked in the four by four hundredmeter relay roster for this year's Olympic Games
there in Paris. Yeah, Imean his coach confirmed it, so,
I mean it's yeah, it's happeningsixteen years old. It's impressive. They're
very impressive. Imagine like in overthe next ten years, Like what he
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can do. Is he going toget better? He's going to get only
Is he going to get better?Yeah, that's so impressive. All right.
We got a problem with street takeoversapparently in the downtown area, and
the latest one happened yesterday at theintersection of Olympic Boulevard and Flower Street.
Apparently. What's happening is everyone involvedin these takeovers, they're vandalizing cars.
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They vandalize it. In this instance, they vandalized a metro bus with graffiti.
There's people still on the bus whileit was happening. They're attempting break
ins out of Starbucks on Ninth Street, so it's just a mess. It
keeps happening. Yeah, but whenyou call the police and they show up
in mass it's excessive police force.Let's not forget that. It's always too
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many police doing too many things.You can tell it with the side of
the street online. I was drivingnear my house. There is a stretch
of road that people go fifty sixtyeighty miles an hour, some one of
those long stretches of roads not onthe freeway, and I saw skid marks
donut skid marks, and I meanit was clear that this was not only
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a street race, this was acar exhibition they were doing on the street.
On those takeovers, by the way, had there any information as to
whether they were street racing or notor was it just a takeover? It
just says it's a takeover and aboutone hundred vehicles and two hundred speculator spectators
and the LPED apparently has a taskforce to address this issue, but no
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arrests have been made in any ofthe recent incidents. You got two hundred
people. I don't know how they'regoing to arrest them. They're not.
They're going to if they want toto stop it, they would take out
machine guys once and they probably wouldn'thappen again. Acid dumped from the air.
That it also works. I don'tknow, all these good use of
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biting citizens getting together and then allof a sudden, graffiti guys ruin it.
And then when when law abiding citizensget together and all of a sudden
they're taking over a neighborhood, lawbiting citizens who are smart get the hell
out of there as quickly as possible. And it's not like we're talking about
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like a dozen people. We're talkingabout a couple hundred. I know,
I'm sure there had to be apart of it had to be street racing.
Yeah, oh, I'm sure,or like you know, like you
said, doing the donuts and theand the the tokyo drifting as they say,
Oh, I don't know what tokyodrifting is. You don't know what
tokyo drifting is. I do notknow what tokyo. Have you seen any
of the Fasten the Furies movies?They were kind of made. No,
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I don't, Toto, this iswhere we can play whether I wouldn't exactly
be proud of the fact that you'rea Fast, Fast and Furious fan.
Listen, I wouldn't say I'm afan. I've just seen the movies,
all right. I also, Ihaven't seen it. I used to work
at Universal Studios as a tour guide, and so did I. No,
yes, no, I was atour guide at Universal Studio. Are you
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play nineteen? I swear I wasa tour guide at Universal Studios? Stop
it? Oh yeah, yeah,we've got to talk about that. I
know. That's why I know alot about Fast and Furious because we had
to talk about it. Yeah.Well, when I did it, Fast
and furist didn't even exist when Idid it. There wasn't all of these
You go through the sound stages andyou have pre recorded crap. It was
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a tour guide and a tram andthree hours. Yes, what we have
to talk about this bill. Thisis big news. I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah, And I wasthere when they actually still had sound
stage twenty eight the original sets aPhantom of the opera. Yeah, it's
gone now, of course, justdevastating. I'm talking about the original nineteen
twenty six lawn Cheney, silent one. We got to take a break.
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Oh, head the heather. Weare separated from birth. There you go,
there you go. Let's check family. Let's talk right where she saw
where Spartacus was filmed, right thereon those steps, Heather. See,
all right, because Ukraine has nothingelse going on, it has foiled an
alleged plot to overthrow the government.It would have played into Russia's hands,
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says the security officials. Obviously there'sa lot going on in that country as
it stands, and they don't needa coup. Hello, yeah, no,
I'm looking. Yeah, this isout of a can you hear me?
I'm here, okay. Bridge newspaperand the Security Service saying that happened
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that we haven't gotten any more informationother than a coup was attempted and what
was he in the planning stage?And then the first question is did Russia
have anything to do with this?And there's no information about that. But
that's the first. A handful ofguys, like four guys that they know,
you don't know how far that faceten years in prison if they're found
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guilty, guilty, they had weapons, they had ammunition. Yeah, no,
it went beyond it was It wasa serious planning, but we don't
know how far it went beyond that. Four people trying to stage a coup
does not cut it. But howdeep that goes I don't know. All
right. A Dutch athlete convicted ofraping a twelve year old girl will be
competing in the Olympics. His nameis Stephen van de Velde. I think
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I'm pronouncing that right. He wascharged and convicted of rape against a child
and he will be representing the Netherlandsnext month in the Olympics. A convict,
a child molesting convict, is goingto be at the Olympics. Now,
if someone else has a cold andtake sudafed, banned for life.
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So this is disgusting. On Idon't understand. I don't he admitted to
raping a twelve year old girl andhe's going to be what Netherlands what.
I don't know what's going on.I mean, it could be just a
whole set of rules that once you'vebeen out X number of years and you've
rehabilitated and effectively that falls from yourrecord in certain cases, and the Olympic
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Committee follows. Well, no,that's not fair because the Olympic Committee usually
follows the law rules of the country. But you know Russia with the doping
and all that. No, Idon't get it. Twenty sixteen to four
years and more, at least afterone year of serving for raping a child
a child. Yeah, he saysthat he met all qualification Crieter criteria for
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the Olympic Games. So right,I hope he loses and I hope he
falls on his face. Yep,all right, one more and then we
are out of here. United Stateswas eliminated from the Copa America with one
zero loss to Uruguay on what theyrefer to as a questionable second half gold
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just yesterday. Okay, let's doone more because this one's really interesting.
Heather, all right, you wantto do a lot? Yeah, yeah,
let's do this last. Okay,sting Ray got pregnant without a male
companion and she's died. So yougot asexual reproduction and it happens in various
species out there. Very interesting.You don't need a male to get involved
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where the female reproduces it, youdon't, don't. Well, you know
what. Unfortunately, I'm always testingout whether it happens in mammals or not,
because I am trying to get pregnantmany many times in my life,
always trying can I get pregnant?Can I get pregnant? That is a
horrible masturbation joke, I might.Okay, what a way to end the
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morning. Yes, good morning everyoneat seven am is ruined. The sound
of everyone switching off their one handleclamping. Yeah, there's crickets. Crickets,
crickets, crickets. A joke youused on the tour? Bill,
Oh, I got fired, Igot fired from the tour. Oh my
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gosh, this is this is scandalous. Let's dedicate. At least I got
tossed. Now, I got tossedfor saying some really bad stuff. How
unusual. I have a lifetime ofthis. This isn't just what I do
on the morning show. This timesomeone gave him a mic and I got
tossed out from the Boy Scouts.I got tossed out for my job at
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Universal. I've lost a bunch ofjobs primarily because I mouthed off sassy with
management. Huh I have well,no, just mouthing off. I wasn't
sassy with management. I just hada big mouth. Uh. Spent a
lot of time in the vice principal'soffice in junior high school. Uh.
The number one for me, thenightmare phrase for the rest of my life,
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I'll never forget his hand to assumethe position, because that's when they
used to do swatting. Oh,I thought you were talking about the boy
Scouts. You were talking about school. Yeah, well no, that's with
the scout leader. Yeah. No, it's you bend over and you get
swatted, is what they used tocall it in those days. Now it's
known that now, well, nevermind, there's another joke there. I'm
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not you could get when I wentto school. Yeah, I mean it's
you know, corporal punishment. Yeah, I used to have that. Boy.
Now a teacher tries that gets arrestedand goes to prison for four years.
Okay, kf I am six fortyLive everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
You've been listening to the Bill HandleShow. Catch my Show Monday through Friday,
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You're listening to Bill Handle on demandfrom KFI AM six forty. And by
the way, a huge number ofpeople, as in Kono and Heather,
reasonably bright people, maybe reasonably brightpeople who believe that aliens have visited us.
You guys are nuts. These arepeople that can't get out of work
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on the fourth of July. Bill, that's true, and now handle on
the news, ladies and gentlemen.Here's Bill Handle, and good morning.
Everybody will handle here. It isa taco Tuesday, July second. And
just in the aftermath of that mindboggling decision by the US Supreme Court yesterday,
(00:44):
I'm gonna go through it a littlebit more at seven o'clock. We're
just starting to figure out what's goingon the promo. As you know,
where I made fun of Kono andHeather in terms of believing aliens are here,
I left out one thing, andthat is, can you imagine when
you go to a jury trial you'rein front of people who could not get
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out of jury duty. That's howdumb they are. And if that is
frightening beyond belief, that is nowthat is not a jury of your peers.
Maybe it's a jury who lives undera peer who the hell knows.
Okay, Hello to one and all. Neil morning, Good morning, Willie
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Wolf uh and and good morning,Good morning Bill, Heather, good morning.
We shall not be heard today.Well anyways, he thank you,
thank you for visiting Earth this morning. Okay, so glad to be here.
Yes and Cono, good morning,Bill. Yeah. We yesterday we
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talked about Martian Ano probes and Kno, how are you doing in that regard?
Still a little sore. Good morning, Bille, okay, he hopes
himself and writes notes to save timewhen they do visit. I'll tell you
who really does believe in Martiinao propes. By the way, I'm not kidding.
I have heard George Norri talk manytimes about that, not him talking
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about it, but callers come inand you would be surprised how many prisoners
describe Marchiino probes, marsh Martian isthere, Sally, yes, An,
there's Martian right next to me.Okay. Uh. In any case,
Uh, let me see what's goingon. We've got so much today.
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Uh, it's kind of crazy,it really is. First as I don't
listen to you opening the show,well because I'm because I'm preparing the show,
and I'm reading Yeah, and thereason and what I'm asking is are
because and I didn't pay attention tothe weather this morning. So for the
purposes of me understanding and knowing what'sgoing on, what are we looking at
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this morning? Hot? Hot hotagain, Yes, hot hot hot.
It's going to be in the uppereighties metro La and o se upper seventies
at the beaches, triple digits outin the high deserts. I E all
that stuff. Hot fit. I'msorry, hold on a second, cono.
We're going to get to drop ina second. Okay, how about
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the valleys where Burbank is, forexample, very hot, it's going to
be in the upper eighties, lownineties here, that's not bad, not
bad. It's not triple it's nottriple digits, thankfully hot, but not
a it's not that hot. It'swe have to do another drop cono.
Moderately hot and not ash fitz.I guess, I guess you can just
take what he just said, Konoand there you go, buddy. Now,
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well you have to have a certainintonation that we'll put a reverb on
it, all right, Moderately hot, but not a s Fitz. We
have it. We'll do something withthat. Yeah, play around with it.
Hey, yeah, we'll play aroundme ask you as a question officially,
really quick before we dive into handleon the news, I emailed Chris
Little about this. We have amandatory fire drill that's happening today. What
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happens if it starts while we're onthe air. Do we all just get
up and leave if there is afire? I mean a drill. No,
no drill. You stay on theair. If there's an actual fire,
management expects you to stay in theliterally until you burn up like a
spacecraft entering the Earth's atmosphere, andyou are you are broadcasting until that moment,
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I had a feeling. I wasn'tsure, but I said it was
mandatory, and I was like,what am I going to do in the
middle. You're on the air now, if you're on, If you're on
the air, you stay putting allright? Then I'm gonna shut the door.
You shut the door and don't letanybody else in the trade pole try
and hide. You know the podcastA Jay an old reporter one time Bill
do you remember he was somewhere wherethere was a fire and he was re
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reporting live and something like his jacketcaught fire something. He's like, I'm
I'm Jay and I'm on fire.Yeah, now you have to admit reporting
that you are on fire is prettyinteresting. There's a weather report for you
in terms of the heat. Allright, guys, let's do it.
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We've got a lot, a lotto cover today. We start handle on
the news on this Taco Tuesday,July two with Heather Brooker, Nil Sevadra
and me lead story. Well,in terms of the ruling yesterday, I
think not only is the ruling thatcame down, which I'm going to talk
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about, but Sodomayor, who isone of the liberal Justice had one of
the most scathing descents and I completelyagree with her because, as she said,
and I'll talk more about this,this gives any president unlimited power.
Truly, it became a king makingstatement. Not that it gives the president
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power, but he can't be prosecutedif he takes power. And I'm talking
about scenarios which heretofore were ridiculous,were hypotheticals ordering the assassination of arrival.
Under this decision, probably a presidentcould get away with it just arguing that
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it was national security, and underthe Supreme Court decision, motives cannot even
be brought up. Wait, howcan you not have motives brought up?
It because the court you're looking atwhether it's official or non offense, No
motives are off the table. Itdoesn't matter why a president is doing what
he does. Is it an officialact? And is it official act?
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Is it a basic constitutional action thathe's taking for example, armed services national
security, which is his job.And so the argument is he just argues
national security and he cannot be prosecuted. Do you think it is gonna kill
uh Trump? No? I thinkI think Trump's could kill Biden because Biden
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doesn't roll that way. This isa he's not gonna get in because that's
true, But he can do itnow. He could do it now.
Biden could order the arrest of DonaldTrump predicated on national security under this decision.
He really could do it. Isit because the language here is just
so broad that like it kind ofleaves the door open for anything. And
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that's why all this speculation he coulddo this. He could, Oh,
absolutely. The problem The problem isthat was speculation before. Now under the
law, if he argues national security, anything to do with the Army with
the FBI. Uh. And hisargument is not that it is wrong or
right, it is I'm doing thisto further the constitution. For example,
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And I'll bring this up later.An election has had and Biden wins again.
I don't know if that's true ornot, because he probably won't.
But as president, Donald Trump cansay that election was unconstitutional and stops the
counting of the election in furthering theconstitution. Orders Mike Pence or orders in
this case we Ekamala Harris to stopcounting and not certifying and ordering the arrest
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of Congress people because they are violatingthe Constitution by moving forward forward with an
illegally elected president. He could actuallydo that, now would he? No
other president would dream of doing that. But we have Donald Trump who's already
said he's going to arrest the Januarysixth Committee. He is going to prosecute
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them because they violated the Constitution byholding that hearing. Unfortunately, he has
said that I think everybody's overlooking thehere entertainment value. No, that's true.
Having Congress people arrested and dragged,handcuffed and dragged out of the Capitol
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Hill. Yeah, you're right.I was trying to explain this to my
almost eighty year old mom, andshe's like, does this mean Trump wins?
That was her main question. Doeshe win? No in his cases?
And is he going to go tojail? And so he'll never go
to jail. I mean, hewouldn't go to jail even if he was
convicted. But Anne didn't have thiskind of amenity. But no, what
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this means Trump wins? Happened lastThursday at the debate. Oh yeah,
all right. I don't know ifthey're going to ever be able to get
over that. I mean, there'ssome reasons. But well, I will
talk about all this later. There'sso much time, so much good stuff,
so watch stuff, all right,all right. President Biden has issued
a warning about the power of thepresidency after that Supreme Court ruling yesterday.
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Or yeah, did I jump thegun? No? Oh, sorry,
I at all. I was justjust agreeing. Usually this is political babble,
This is not okay. Yeah,he's pretty heated. President Biden is
pretty upset, and he had somepretty powerful words to say about the ruling.
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He it's basically been called a kingmaker. I know. It was
trending a little bit yesterday on socialmedia. That decision is yeah, and
he's saying there's no kings in America. Each of us is equal. There
is now, There is now.And I'll talk more about that at seven
o'clock when we talk about the PremeCourt decision. By the way, there
had to be a statement issued byPresident Biden because no one could actually understand
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what he said. He mumbled andkept on starting and stopped, but he
sounded mad. He was he deadTrump? Okay, all right, this
is tied into the song that Conoplayed. So hurricane barrel, barrel whatever
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now potentially catastrophic category five storms setat sites on Jamaica. It left at
least one person dead and inflicted allkinds of destruction across the entire islands in
the Caribbean. Just yesterday, Yeah, Prime Minister of Jamaica said, in
half an hour Kirasau was flattened,flattened, nothing left. They've never had
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a category five, category five gothrough this this early in the season.
Well we off, you know,when we were hearing about the warnings of
climate change, when a lot ofpeople thought that the climatologists were crazy and
they didn't know what they were doing, and al Gore was being made fun
of because of the documentary he did, and the argument or the statement was
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from the climatologists, we're going toget stronger hurricanes more often, and they're
going to in the hurricane season isgoing to be longer, and no one
is disagreeing. Now, I'll tellyou where the scientists were wrong. Is
they way underestimated how long it wasgoing to take. It happened a lot
sooner than they had said. It'sall bad news when it comes to weather.
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Bottom line of if you're taking avacation in the Caribbean, you're either
going to drown or we're going tobe hit with flying debris and you'll be
impaled. Enjoy your vacation. Well, it's a good thing that aliens are
regularly visiting us so they can preparea new planet for us to go to.
All right, moving on, I'velost all credibility now, all right.
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Israel has ordered some new evacuations insouthern Gaza. They including the areas
of Conunis and Rafa. Apparently theyare forcing residents, many of whom are
already displaced, to find new shelter. There's also the Gaza European Hospital there
the last standing hospital in the areais in the evacuation zone. Yeah.
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Those poor Palestinians we're talking about,those are not militants, men, women,
children, innocent ones that are notonly being killed in droves, but
they become chess pieces that they're justbeing moved from place to place to place.
It is brutal at that point,and it doesn't look like there's an
endgame right now. No Netnyahu issaying the country's military is advancing, to
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quote the end of the stage ofeliminating a Moss's army. Yeah, all
right, some boomerang decisions. TheSupreme Court yesterday declined to settle the major
constitutional questions raised in a dispute overlaws approved in Texas and in Florida.
These laws are intended to protect conservativeviewpoints on social media. So these laws
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as they stand now remain blocked whilelower courts continue to go, oh yeah,
please send more our way, continueto sort out the constitutional questions there,
Yeah, and they have. TheCourt has not yet ruled on the
fundamental case here is social media isthat that have basically unlimited not power,
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but must publish virtually everything under aFirst Amendment right. As the conservatives want
or are there limitations that can becan be prescribed to this? And we're
talking about even the social media companiesthemselves. Are they allowed to edit people's
thoughts on First Amendment? And thisis all political? All political. Unfortunately,
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everything is political now. And thepower that the Conservatives have with this
court, I mean this court,I mean stunned. Yesterday, I was
kind of stunned because at first glancedthe decision, Well, I can see
the argument, but it was absolutelyit was a Trump decision. There's no
question about it. It was thisis Trump. We'rey to give them as
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much power as possible. I totallybelieve that. Well, Donald, Yeah,
Donald Trump's team has taken advantage ofthat. It looks like they have
already asked a New York judge whopresided over hush money case to set aside
his conviction and delay his sentencing scheduledfor next week. And of course they
cited the new Supreme Court ruling inorder to do that. Yeah, now
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he's going to argue that somehow payingoff Stormy Daniels is an official act.
I don't quite know how he's goingto be able to pull that off,
but I will tell you that precededhis presidency for one. And isn't this
no no a part. Yeah,it did precede his presidency, but during
the course of it, there wereparts of it that continued on the cover
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up for example, was during hispresidency that went on. And it's uh,
it's so wide open. Almost anythingis an official act and he has
complete immunity. What about grabbing theirpeas? Can he just grab any woman's
Yes, yes, I think youcan. National president, yes, as
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national national security issue. I'll tellyou why, because he and his well,
he doesn't have to do motive becauseas a national security issue, him
looking for and checking to see ifsomeone has explosives or a terrorist on just
grab him right there, to simplydo a rudimentary exam to see if there
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are explosives. Yeah, in theirprison wallet. Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, it's it's completely insane.Anyway, he's not gonna win on
that one. For him to arguethat the payment to a porn star is
somehow national security, who the hellknows? You know, I have no
idea, you know. Today it'sso crazy. Traffic was shut down and
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a swat team was sent to Glendalejust yesterday morning after a metro bus driver
found a sleeping passenger with a gun. Of course, they got everyone off
the bus. They even sent inone of those controversial robot dogs that are
super duper cool and I want onefor my own personal use. Communicated with
the passenger who had dozed off thefirearms. Suspected firearm was in the belt
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or the waistband there turned out tobe a bb gun. I never know.
So the dog came in, grabbedthe stick and started poking the guy
to wake him up. I guess, well, it's a robot dog.
Yeah, I understand. Bboll bebollbee bop. Imagine waking up to that.
You're just sleeping on the bus.Yeah, it's your gun. With
your gun, with your gun,with your gun, like you do all
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right. Airbnb is continuing their antiparty crackdown for the fourth of July weekend.
They have an initiative to limit disruptiveparties. They started it for a
Memorial Day weekend. Looks like they'renot going to be carrying it through for
the fourth of July weekend. Threehundred million guest arrivals are expected this year
for Airbnb. I believe that's overall. I don't think that's specifically for fourth
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of July. True, so wellthe humanity. Yeah, so Airbnb doesn't
want you to party in their houses. That's not well, they kind of,
you know, party people kind ofdestroy the houses, and neighbors aren't
particularly happy with it. And it'swhat do you carey and people, it's
a business. You throw a party, you charge people for it, and
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it's you do well, I assumeand neighbors and Airbnb, the Airbnb folks,
the company itself can't be very happywith this, so they're trying to
say no. Yeah, and they'vegot a twenty four hour neighborhood support line
which people can call if they thinksomeone's having a party in the property.
Yeah, that's called it's called callingthe police. Yeah, nine one one,
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Yeah, all right. California isgas tax is going up by two
cents of course, yay, moretaxes in California with our crappy roads increasing
just sixty cents per gallon. Sodrivers filling up a twelve gallon tank,
we'll spend about an extra quarter,which is no big deal, except if
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you do a quarter, then aquarter, then a quarter, than a
quarter, and all of a suddenyou're spending some real money, to the
point where California we have by farthe highest tax not by far usually or
Hawaii. US in Hawaii have awoman inn Island. No, And but
this is pag This is paid toinflation. Usually taxes are not paid to
inflation. So this is going togo up, up up every year.
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What a shocker. Okay, allright, thousands of homeowners with adjustable rate
mortgages are about to get slammed withhigher monthly payments ARMS. They offer temporary
relief for home buyers who want toavoid paying higher mortgage rates, but there
is a risk that they come withthey've remained elevated, adding fuel to one
of the most unaffordable housing markets indecades. Yeah, this is a weird
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one because for years and years andyears I've been telling people, whatever you
do, do not buy an adjustablerate mortgage. Never ever ever buy an
ARM, even when they're great deals. By the way, the last few
years they haven't been raad deals.They made no sense to buy an ARM
to buy a mortgage, because whathappens with a fixed mortgage, you know
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exactly what it's going to cost toyou every month. With an adjustable rate,
there's no way to ascertain. There'sno way to forecast. You don't
know where interest rates are going togo. And so now they're getting screwed,
and I mean getting screwed. Forexample, three percent money on an
arm that you may have bought fiveyears ago, all of a sudden,
now adjust it's on whatever the marketis. You've just virtually doubled your payments
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and you're gonna lose the house.People getting these types of I mean because
they were cheaper, because they werecheaper initially they were just like, oh
yeah, yeah, they're cheaper wheninterest rates used to be five percent.
For example, you can get anarm for three and a half four percent,
but it adjusted it was a fiveyear arm or a ten year arm,
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and those days, as soon asthat runs out, you are screwed,
beyond screwed. Fixed rate Well,now I don't think anybody's going to
get an ARM, But so they'reforced to sell the house because they can't
afford the payments anymore. And thenno one can afford too the house because
they can't afford the mortgage payments,and there aren't enough houses to buy.
If you wanted a house that youcouldn't afford, it is just it's this
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whole housing market is so skewed herein southern California, but across the country,
but not nothing like here. Nothinglike here. It is straight up
gambling, period to do. Notif you have a fixed rate. Not
if you have a fix rate.I say with an arm, Oh yeah,
yeah, it's straight up gambling.I'd never understood why people would want
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to do. Unless you're going tobe in the house. Do you know
it's only going to be five yearsand then you're moving, you're retiring.
I mean, there are some reasonsto get an arm, but if you're
living in the house, you're crazy. If you plan on living in that
house, you're completely crazy. Speakingof crazy, this guy is crazy.
Fast. Teenage sprinting sensation Quincy Wilsonsaid to become the youngest ever US male
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track Olympian after this very very talentedsixteen year old announced he had reportedly been
picked in the four by four hundredmeter relay roster for this year's Olympic Games
there in Paris. Yeah, Imean his coach confirmed it, so,
I mean it's yeah, it's happeningsixteen years old. It's impressive. They're
very impressive. Imagine like in overthe next ten years, Like what he
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can do. Is he going toget better? He's going to get only
Is he going to get better?Yeah, that's so impressive. All right.
We got a problem with street takeoversapparently in the downtown area, and
the latest one happened yesterday at theintersection of Olympic Boulevard and Flower Street.
Apparently. What's happening is everyone involvedin these takeovers, they're vandalizing cars.
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They vandalize it. In this instance, they vandalized a metro bus with graffiti.
There's people still on the bus whileit was happening. They're attempting break
ins out of Starbucks on Ninth Street, so it's just a mess. It
keeps happening. Yeah, but whenyou call the police and they show up
in mass it's excessive police force.Let's not forget that. It's always too
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many police doing too many things.You can tell it with the side of
the street online. I was drivingnear my house. There is a stretch
of road that people go fifty sixtyeighty miles an hour, some one of
those long stretches of roads not onthe freeway, and I saw skid marks
donut skid marks, and I meanit was clear that this was not only
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a street race, this was acar exhibition they were doing on the street.
On those takeovers, by the way, had there any information as to
whether they were street racing or notor was it just a takeover? It
just says it's a takeover and aboutone hundred vehicles and two hundred speculator spectators
and the LPED apparently has a taskforce to address this issue, but no
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arrests have been made in any ofthe recent incidents. You got two hundred
people. I don't know how they'regoing to arrest them. They're not.
They're going to if they want toto stop it, they would take out
machine guys once and they probably wouldn'thappen again. Acid dumped from the air.
That it also works. I don'tknow, all these good use of
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biting citizens getting together and then allof a sudden, graffiti guys ruin it.
And then when when law abiding citizensget together and all of a sudden
they're taking over a neighborhood, lawbiting citizens who are smart get the hell
out of there as quickly as possible. And it's not like we're talking about
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like a dozen people. We're talkingabout a couple hundred. I know,
I'm sure there had to be apart of it had to be street racing.
Yeah, oh, I'm sure,or like you know, like you
said, doing the donuts and theand the the tokyo drifting as they say,
Oh, I don't know what tokyodrifting is. You don't know what
tokyo drifting is. I do notknow what tokyo. Have you seen any
of the Fasten the Furies movies?They were kind of made. No,
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I don't, Toto, this iswhere we can play whether I wouldn't exactly
be proud of the fact that you'rea Fast, Fast and Furious fan.
Listen, I wouldn't say I'm afan. I've just seen the movies,
all right. I also, Ihaven't seen it. I used to work
at Universal Studios as a tour guide, and so did I. No,
yes, no, I was atour guide at Universal Studio. Are you
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play nineteen? I swear I wasa tour guide at Universal Studios? Stop
it? Oh yeah, yeah,we've got to talk about that. I
know. That's why I know alot about Fast and Furious because we had
to talk about it. Yeah.Well, when I did it, Fast
and furist didn't even exist when Idid it. There wasn't all of these
You go through the sound stages andyou have pre recorded crap. It was
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a tour guide and a tram andthree hours. Yes, what we have
to talk about this bill. Thisis big news. I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah, And I wasthere when they actually still had sound
stage twenty eight the original sets aPhantom of the opera. Yeah, it's
gone now, of course, justdevastating. I'm talking about the original nineteen
twenty six lawn Cheney, silent one. We got to take a break.
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Oh, head the heather. Weare separated from birth. There you go,
there you go. Let's check family. Let's talk right where she saw
where Spartacus was filmed, right thereon those steps, Heather. See,
all right, because Ukraine has nothingelse going on, it has foiled an
alleged plot to overthrow the government.It would have played into Russia's hands,
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says the security officials. Obviously there'sa lot going on in that country as
it stands, and they don't needa coup. Hello, yeah, no,
I'm looking. Yeah, this isout of a can you hear me?
I'm here, okay. Bridge newspaperand the Security Service saying that happened
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that we haven't gotten any more informationother than a coup was attempted and what
was he in the planning stage?And then the first question is did Russia
have anything to do with this?And there's no information about that. But
that's the first. A handful ofguys, like four guys that they know,
you don't know how far that faceten years in prison if they're found
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guilty, guilty, they had weapons, they had ammunition. Yeah, no,
it went beyond it was It wasa serious planning, but we don't
know how far it went beyond that. Four people trying to stage a coup
does not cut it. But howdeep that goes I don't know. All
right. A Dutch athlete convicted ofraping a twelve year old girl will be
competing in the Olympics. His nameis Stephen van de Velde. I think
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I'm pronouncing that right. He wascharged and convicted of rape against a child
and he will be representing the Netherlandsnext month in the Olympics. A convict,
a child molesting convict, is goingto be at the Olympics. Now,
if someone else has a cold andtake sudafed, banned for life.
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So this is disgusting. On Idon't understand. I don't he admitted to
raping a twelve year old girl andhe's going to be what Netherlands what.
I don't know what's going on.I mean, it could be just a
whole set of rules that once you'vebeen out X number of years and you've
rehabilitated and effectively that falls from yourrecord in certain cases, and the Olympic
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Committee follows. Well, no,that's not fair because the Olympic Committee usually
follows the law rules of the country. But you know Russia with the doping
and all that. No, Idon't get it. Twenty sixteen to four
years and more, at least afterone year of serving for raping a child
a child. Yeah, he saysthat he met all qualification Crieter criteria for
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the Olympic Games. So right,I hope he loses and I hope he
falls on his face. Yep,all right, one more and then we
are out of here. United Stateswas eliminated from the Copa America with one
zero loss to Uruguay on what theyrefer to as a questionable second half gold
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just yesterday. Okay, let's doone more because this one's really interesting.
Heather, all right, you wantto do a lot? Yeah, yeah,
let's do this last. Okay,sting Ray got pregnant without a male
companion and she's died. So yougot asexual reproduction and it happens in various
species out there. Very interesting.You don't need a male to get involved
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where the female reproduces it, youdon't, don't. Well, you know
what. Unfortunately, I'm always testingout whether it happens in mammals or not,
because I am trying to get pregnantmany many times in my life,
always trying can I get pregnant?Can I get pregnant? That is a
horrible masturbation joke, I might.Okay, what a way to end the
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morning. Yes, good morning everyoneat seven am is ruined. The sound
of everyone switching off their one handleclamping. Yeah, there's crickets. Crickets,
crickets, crickets. A joke youused on the tour? Bill,
Oh, I got fired, Igot fired from the tour. Oh my
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gosh, this is this is scandalous. Let's dedicate. At least I got
tossed. Now, I got tossedfor saying some really bad stuff. How
unusual. I have a lifetime ofthis. This isn't just what I do
on the morning show. This timesomeone gave him a mic and I got
tossed out from the Boy Scouts.I got tossed out for my job at
(30:34):
Universal. I've lost a bunch ofjobs primarily because I mouthed off sassy with
management. Huh I have well,no, just mouthing off. I wasn't
sassy with management. I just hada big mouth. Uh. Spent a
lot of time in the vice principal'soffice in junior high school. Uh.
The number one for me, thenightmare phrase for the rest of my life,
(30:57):
I'll never forget his hand to assumethe position, because that's when they
used to do swatting. Oh,I thought you were talking about the boy
Scouts. You were talking about school. Yeah, well no, that's with
the scout leader. Yeah. No, it's you bend over and you get
swatted, is what they used tocall it in those days. Now it's
known that now, well, nevermind, there's another joke there. I'm
(31:17):
not you could get when I wentto school. Yeah, I mean it's
you know, corporal punishment. Yeah, I used to have that. Boy.
Now a teacher tries that gets arrestedand goes to prison for four years.
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