October 31, 2024 • 40 mins
Interviewing Steve Gregory and some Best of from Tim Conway Jr.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Is that right? I can't hear myself, think dog? All right,
evidently we're on the stream. Oh we're on the stream.
Thing dong with that stream? All right, unusual day here
(00:25):
at KFI AM six forty. We are now the king
of the stream. And I can't hear myself. But I guess,
uh who cares?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Right, it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. Man, Can you
hear yourself?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, all right, we have these that's right, two idiots,
two old broadcasters here. That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We're on KFI streaming. And all we can tell you
is something happened to KLAC the five seventy am where
they couldn't broadcast and their power was and down. So
they asked KFI if they could use our signal. We
said yes because we're team players. And so we're on
the stream now until seven o'clock and then Kelly, right,
(01:10):
Steve Gregory joins, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Nice to see you, buddy. Hey doing brother?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
This is unusual? Huh yeah, I just it's another one
of those I was in the hallway and Sharon said,
you're on. You're on for a segment. I said, really, okay,
here we go. What can we talk about?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Belly O, Let's get belly on one of those on
that microphone over there. BELLYO, you're you seem to be
the woman with all the information. What can we talk
about or can't talk about? Ah?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, he wants to cuss.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's like all this of min't. I'm saying we can
we talk about about the circumstances about how this hap No.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You said what you can say?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We were allowed to say.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, I do know that the bearcats have left the scene.
They have they have left the scene helicopter.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, so that's all we can really tell you. The
emergency is over. Speaking of that, that'll be on news. No, no, no, no,
it won't be, but it should be.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well yeah, well the thing is so common that it's
really really common.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
There was a there was a situation.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
There was a situation, and and unfortunately we uh been
a target of that situation a few Timesable.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right, see Gregor's with us. We've got the election
coming up in a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, and then tonight less than a week away. Actually,
I'm hanging around here because I'm on riot watch for tonight.
I was on riot watch last night.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh you're right, I forgot because no one in.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This area knows how to responsibly celebrate, right, So we.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Are on a Crozier once. Yeah, it is a volume.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah that's great. How are the levels too high?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Too low? Perfect? Man? You're the best for Rich Rich.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Rich is running around here like a rabbit crazy all right,
But anyway, so yeah, so that's kind of why I'm
still hanging around.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, so you're on riot watch and you need for
the riots, you need runners, burners, smashers, looters, climbers, looters,
and there's one other thing, fighters throwers.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Rowers, fighters. Yeah, I remember the last six of those,
one of them. And it always seems to hover around
the East.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Los Angeles area.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I've noticed that there's one intersection where all the news
helicopters know to go to, and that intersection has been
chewed up with a bunch of tires there and that
seems to.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Be where the party is.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And the cops have shown some restraints. They haven't arrested
anybody yet.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well I was told already, you know, because I was
already doing sort of some recon on this to find
out where cops are looking at right now. And there's
that intersection. I think we're talking about the same intersection.
So they I'm not going to say it because I
don't want to promote that that activity down there, but
they said that's the area they're keeping an eye on.
Lapd IS has activated its operations center already, and then
(04:08):
the next level of that would be tack alert citywide,
tack alert only if it gets crazy. But typically for
the Dodgers games, that's usually centralized in the East LA area,
which is going to be the SHARE's jurisdiction.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh I see, okay, all right, so let's we'll talk
about that.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
If the Dodgers win, obviously that's going to be the
big story. But we've got an election coming up here
in six short days, and I've already started to notice
some stories that have crept on to the airwaves on
radio and also TV. One of them was there was
a ballot box, a ballot drop off box.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It was lit on fire, and that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And then there's another one where a woman was feeding
twenty to thirty ballots into a box, which is also illegal. Yeah, yeah,
highly illegal. You're supposed to drop off one. Or if
you have an AffA David of somebody else that's signed
one is somebody you're taking care of, you can drop
in two, but not thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, well here's what aren't these aren't they, Steve? Aren't they?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The pictures and video of this stuff gonna make people
crazy again this time they are.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And a lot of this stuff. I gotta be perfectly
honest with you, because I was. I was looking at
it today and there's a site called verify this dot com.
I was looking at a lot of this stuff, and
a lot of this stuff's been debunked. A lot of
these other things where people are talking about, you know,
multiple multiple ballots for only one candidate. We're here and
then people are voting, and there's like tens of thousands
of people that are voting the same way. I know
(05:37):
they're dead people. I mean, there are all these conspiracies
out there. AI is a big problem. Deep fakes are
a lot of problems, and they're finding out that the
Russian bad actors are actually behind most of it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Really yep, Ah, why do they call bad actors? Dave?
You know the bad actors? You know it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's like if you that is a big law enforcement
term for some weird reason, bad actors. It's odd and
instead of just saying bad people, bad actors, I don't know,
it's one of those bad plumbers.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, we both we've all experienced those. That's right.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's right, dig along with you, all right, So so
you're monitoring what's going on with elections as well. You're
wearing two hats today, actually wearing none. But it's just
a term.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But you know me, what is it?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think Don Martin from our sister state away, i'd say, yes,
I do know you. Yeah, he said, every time I
walk down the hall, it's say, oh, there's death and mayhem.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Ah, that's great. So I can't even catch a break.
There's death and mayhem. That's classic, buddy. Are what are
you doing for? Uh? Keeping an eye on elections? Houses
station monitoring?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
My assignment? Oh so my assignment for election night. I'm
I'm in charge of the DA's race.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh you are, Okay, that's that's a big race. That's
a huge race, hugely monitored.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Hugely monitors.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So I'll be covering both of those camps on election night.
Michael Monks is going to be our in house reporter.
He's going to be, you know, breaking down like the
props and all the other things that are on the.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Back dealing with the region.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And then the rest of our team is going to
be working mostly early in the day doing the other
coverage and other things.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
But then, because if you think.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
About it, election night holes don't close till eight, So
unless there's a landslide in advance and someone concedes, we're
not going to get a lot of results that night
until the next morning.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I ask everybody who comes on with us, I'll ask
you as well, who are you voting for?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh? I don't I'm not reachstered to vote here? Oh
you're not. Yeah, I'll take don with you. Colorado boy
in heart, you're not?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What the hell? Where did that come from? You're not
registered to vote in California? I am not? Really are
you reachister in Colorado? I am? Okay, will you vote
in Colorado? I do? Who do you vote for? The
people in Colorado? But the other best, man, you really are?
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
If I were registered to vote here in California, people
can look that stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Up, right, So you're not even voting in the DA's race.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
No, I don't, because people can look it up here.
And one of the ways to really maintain objectivity is
just to keep your voting record out of the fray, right,
because people think and assume they know my politics, but
they don't.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's right. Yeah, I'm sure they don't. All right.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The Yankees are up three nothing against the Dodgers. This
is going to go to Game seven? Yeah, this is
gonna go to Game six or Game seven. And those
two nuts in the stands that tried to molest or
you know, Rob Mookie Betts may have changed the series around.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
When I saw when I heard about it, I didn't
believe it until I saw it. I'm like, who does that?
And then did you see when they were escorting him out,
people were patting him on.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The kind of guys, Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I get it? I get it. You know, sports guys
are different. Sports people are different. They're different. They're different,
they're different at it. But it's three nothing Yankees in
this first inning.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh no, It's gonna be a long night a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But I kind of wish it goes to Game six
or Game seven. You know, a lot of us were.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Talking about that today, and some people really want to
stretch this thing out as far as they can, of
course with Dodgers winning, but they want to stretch the
game out.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Sales wants us to stretch out.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Sales definitely want Programming wants it to stretch out a bit.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, how many games have the Dodgers been on the playoffs?
Five with a Podres, five or six with the Mets,
and and now five, So it's it's quite a few games,
these postseason games. But look if they if they if
the Dodgers lose tonight, that next game will be in November.
(09:42):
It'll be after Halloween, November.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They're flying backs to night.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
In fact, I was talking to David Vasse, who's the
our Dodgers reporter, that's right, and I'm coordinating with him
for the victory parade because we're already planning that, okay,
and event it happens, it will happen on Friday or Monday.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And then you know, even if the.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Dodgers lose night, Steve Gregory, I don't know how much
you know about sports, the Dodgers will still have a
three games to two lead on these guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's a that's a big, big lead. Sure, So Yankees
three Dodgers nothing in the first inning. Not good? Not good. No.
I think the momentum is hurting a little. And you
think it was the Mookie Bets thing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't know if it was a Mookie Bets thing
or if the Yankees just you know, I think it was.
I think the Yankees decided, look, it's Game four, it
might be the last game of baseball for the year.
Let's just have fun. And I think once they relax
like that and they go out and they play that game,
I think that's when they then they excel and the
tense up. Like the Dodgers were tents last night. The
(10:43):
Dodgers were tense tonight. They have a tendcy to lose.
The teams that the team that's really lose has a
tendency to win.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Do you think that fatigue is setting in now.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think there's a lot of injuries that are that
are that are are hurting the Dodgers. I think you're right,
But who knows. You know, teams play with injuries. It's
you know, it's one hundred and sixty two game season
and then they've had what twelve thirteen, fourteen games in
the postseason.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's a lot of it's a lot of games.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's funny. I was talking to Tim Kates today.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Kates is great, It's great from seventy And it was
funny because he's pretty upset about a lot of the
other people covering the Dodgers. Here is that because he said,
normally these people wouldn't care and never cover the Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Now all of a sudden, everyone's a Dodgers expert and
they're all covering it. Ah.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It doesn't like the Bandwagon account.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
That was actually promoting that one of its thinkers had
its first Dodger had their first Dodger dog, and they're.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Making a big deal and thriller. Hell are these people?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
You know?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'd cover this stuff year round. And so I went
up to the Dato today.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I Teazer and said, you know, one of the TV
stations is doing a five part series and all the
great Dodger recipes. And he lost it. He lost it.
He's like, these people are not purests. They don't know
what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's class very funny.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well he is, Buddy, I appreciate you coming by. Of
course you're a giant stud And where will you be
going if there's if the Dodgers win were to cover
the news.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Well, the thing is is, if they win, hopefully people
will be responsible in celebrating that win. But if reason
they start throwing trash cans through front plate glass windows
or lighting buses on fire.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Likes, I'll be uh. I'll be in the East LA
area right on. All right, biders, appreciate you coming.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Are.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
We're gonna take a break here, right, Is that right?
Is that it works on?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Let's give a truck the.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Whole word, right, the whole word fire truck. Can you know.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
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Speaker 1 (12:40):
All right, stephush, you're a how would you consider yourself
on scale of one to ten being a sports fan?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Zero? An option? Oh really no, I'd probably like two
a line.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He's a zero zero, all right, Richie, you're not a
ten either, right.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Definitely not okay, But I've gone to Dodger games before,
so I used to like playing tech football, but it
just gets and stops there really yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Wait tag football? All right?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
All right, stephush, we're gonna help you out here. We're
gonna make you a bigger sports fan, even though it
seems like we're banging on you. We're gonna make a
bigger fan, all right, Yeah, okay, I think they're thirty
basketball teams in the NBA. Is that right? I believe
they're thirty? Maybe thirty two? I think I think there's thirty. Okay,
let's start with Angel Martinez. Angel of the thirty two
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NBA teams? How many do you think that steph Wush
can correctly identify?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Thirty?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Thirty?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, there's thirty. How many could he correctly identify? We
give him the name of the team. Could he tell
us the city that they play in?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I think he can identify two of them?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And so wow, not really to your answer, Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What do you think it is? Ain't you think it's two?
I think it's two out of the thirty? Yeah, got almighty?
All right, Krozier, how many can get Steph wush your name?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Out of thirty?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Ill get him four? Five on five?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Belly, oh year round? I am Okay, there are thirty
NBA teams. I bet you could rattle them all off.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I think I could.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's not your night, it's steph Ush's nine. How many
can steph Fush get out of the thirty.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I think he's better than everyone gives him credit for
out of thirty. I think he can get ten. Ten.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, now are you obviously he has a computer in
front of him. It's not on NBA teams, right, Okay.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
The look on his face is so like focused and
concentrated right now thinking, and he's.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Like, okay, I can already start to see him squest.
All right, I'm going to say, ah, man, you guys
have all the good numbers. I'm going to say. I
would say, god man, it's got to be low. I
would say three of I was I.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Was reconsidering, thinking of going actually a little bit higher,
like six or eight maybe or something like that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, but you settled at five. Five? Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So Angel said to Crozier, said five bellio with ten
planet she's on. And then I said three teams. Okay,
you ready? All right, here we go. What city do
the Celtics play in?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Boston?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh man, guys like a sportscaster, all right, what city
of the Nets play in? You can give us the
state to what the city of the nets? City or
state that the Nets play in. No, you got to
give us the city New Jersey years ago that would
have been right.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's a half and half.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, they do not play in New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
You were you were?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, past right, and so that is under no? Is
that what that? They do not play in New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
What about the seventies sixers? Where do they play? Seventy
six ership Philadelphia?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Wow? Watching?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
How about the Knickerbockers also known as the Knicks. Where
the Knicks play New York? That's right, that's already three
correct out of four. That's wild. All right, here's a
wild curveball that's going to have your head spinning. The Raptor.
You were going to Raptors? Where do they play? Give
(16:34):
us the country and we'll give you a head credit.
Their mascot is a purple thing, right, that's another show.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I don't know what show that is a mascot.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
This is the Their mascot is a Raptor.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yes, okay, I'm just trying.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
To think of the Jersey we should do that.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
What's the Raptors mascott?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
All right? Where do the actors play.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Michigan Ooh, that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, yeah, it's uh, the the beautiful city of Toronto.
That's why I said we'll get you can get the country,
all right. The Cavaliers. Where were the Cavaliers consider their
home turf? Oh, Cleveland, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Wow, man, you're like Fred Rogan.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
How about the Bulls? Where did the Bulls play Chicago?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's five already, that's wild. How about the Pacers?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
All right, No, you don't get anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, you gotta go over Pacers.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Where the Pacers call their their home court home turf?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Houston?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
No, no, no, that would be Indiana Indianapolis, but we
had settled with Indiana. How about the Pistons Where the
Pistons played their home game?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
What city? And think about the name the Pistons now
know how major? Hint? Yeah, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh, I'm gonna say that's wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
All right. So you're at five and Crozier has nailed
it so far.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah, but you even you haven't even got to the
obvious ones.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, here's one that might might get your frazz a
little bit. The Bucks. Where do the Bucks play Milwaukee?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I nailed it for number six, all right? How about
the Hawks? Where would the Hawks play basketball? If you're
gonna go to a home game at the Hawks stadium,
what city would you fly into? What city would you
jump to? Lax and get an American airline? And American
Airline need a one way ticket to Blank to watch
(18:56):
the Hawks home games? Where'd you ask the flight attendant
or the gate agent to send you?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I don't know. That's just the only thing I could
think of to guess. Again, is Houston? All right? Eventually
you're gonna get Houston?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The Hornets just pass? Yeah, the Hornets? Where the Hornets play?
And you could probably think about the geography there as well.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Maybe the hornets, you know, it's a Southern bug. Maybe
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
A little hint there for Maryland Na.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Mary, Please part of shoving it down his throat is
not part of this game?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Really, come on? That's right? All right?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Where does the Heat play their home games? I'm gonna
market no, I'm gonna mark that you didn't get it,
and then listen to your answer where's the heat? And
think about the again the geography heat hot, very hot.
Maybe not in the winter, but the summer.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh wait, is this Houston? No? Seven?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Wrong, sixth right, not good, right now? That would be Miami,
the Miami Heat. How about the Magic? Where do the
Magic play their home games? The Magic?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
He almost said it, I think, oh Orlando.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Ah that's seven already, and I said three, so you've
beat me, all right. How about the Wizards formerly the Bullets.
Where the Wizards play their home game Washington?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
That's right, that's eight?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Wow, man, oh man, like you can you know if
you ever left your ESPN right away bang sports with
Steph oosh. But how about the timber Wolves, the timber
Wolves NBA team, Timberwolves who were just in town recently
to play the Lakers.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I think they beat the Lakers Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Ah, wow, you were correct, sir.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
How about the Nuggets they won the championship last year.
The Nuggets.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Where do the Nuggets play their home games?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
The Nuggets?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
What do the Nuggets pertained to? What kind of Nuggets?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Maybe golden boats?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, okay, they play at Sears where they play.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
At Golden State Jewelry store?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, okay at oh you know what Belly was going
to jump over and straight come on, don't come on.
The Denvers, Yeah, championship last year?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
How about the Thunder. Where the Thunder play their home games?
The blank Thunder used to used to play in Seattle,
then they moved. They're called the Thunder, used to be
called the SuperSonics. And now where do they play their
home games?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Seattle? H God, that's impossible.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You just said that they moved back. Yeah, they moved
from Seattle to another city.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Hey, we need a break, man, And it's like, oh, no, wait,
they didn't move, Tim, You're wrong. They didn't move.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh they're still in Seattle. Yeah yeah, Uh, you gotta
take a break. They won't come back. But no, it
was Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right? That is wild at that answer that at
the end. Whoop.
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On sports, we have the Duke of Sports, Eric Sklar,
and then we got the Puke of sports step us.
All right, stepuh was challenged. The name is many NBA
cities as he possibly can. We'll give him the name
of the team. He gives us the city. He has
nine corrects so far, and we still have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Twelve cities left.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
This could be an all time You know, you should
write a letter to Don Martin saying you're available on
weekends to do sports commentary.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Dude, dear Don, just have a fill in slot somewhere.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah. Yeah, you work with Tim Kaits doing football and basketball, baseball, hockey, whatever.
Are you ready? Where do the the now? This is
a real I'm I guess it's not. It's it's a
real misinformation disinformation curveball. It's not what you think the jazz.
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Where do the Jazz play their home games?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
It was?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's it's a city that may have never had any
jazz in it in the history of the city.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's the jazziest, the least jazziest city in America.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Is it the Utah? Yes, that's right, the Utah Jazz.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And I don't think there's ever been any jazz ever
played in Salt Lake City, but I think they came
from New Orleans?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Was it New Orleans shows?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
How about that.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I'm I'm basically a pat Summer all in here. Okay,
where do the Warriors play? If you're a Warriors player.
Where would you show up to the home games if
you played for the Warriors, And we'll give you the area.
You don't have to give us the exact city. We'll
take the area. Oh, the Bay Area. Yes, we'll give
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that to you. Yes, San Jose, I believe now past ten?
Has that eleven? Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Is at eleven?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm telling you the guy is uh, you know, he's
you know, the next chick Hern.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
He's a young chick Hern.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
When you squint your eyes and you listen to his voice,
he's a young chick hern, you know, without all the
sayings and the knowledge of basketball. Other than that, he's
chick her. Okay, all right, Where do the Clippers play
their home games?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
La? That's right?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And the hesitation got me worried, And I'm going to
embarrass all of us and help you. Where do the
Lakers call their homes as? That's correct? Okay? How about
the Suns? The Suns think about the Sun too, Phoenix.
That's right, you're up to fourteen. How about the Kings,
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not the LA Kings, but the NBA Kings. Where do
they play their home games? The NBA franchise?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Oh, Sacramentine, that's correct? Wow?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Wow, Wow, All right, here's one that you probably won't get.
The MAVs also known the Mavericks. The MAVs, the Mavericks.
Where do they play their their home games? You have
to fifteen that's wild Mavericks. Mavericks, then and all the
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Mavericks abac.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Is it the boat then the Mavericks. Uh, Nebraska. Oh
that is not correct. That is Dallas.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
That was so bad you might have to take a
couple off.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, take a couple points away from you, Dallas Mavericks.
How about the rockets. You know people always assue associate
this city with rockets. Mmm, blank, we have a prom
the rockets. Where are the rockets?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, that doesn't count. Okay, yah, you literally said blank,
we have a problem. Well, here's another one. I'll give
you the same hint. This city is also known as
grizz Blank, We've got a grizzly problem. Where the Grizzlies play?
And again, wait a minute, did you just say Houston?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I thought you were trying to do that as a
joke against I see, I see.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, No, it's not Houston.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But where do the Grizzlies play? There may not be
a Grizzly in the entire state. Maybe there is. I
don't think there is. But where do the Grizzlies play.
It's a Southern state, Southern boys, Memphis. Ah, you're up
to sixteen, dude, we're seventeen. I think it's seventeen, all right.
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The Pelicons. Where are the Pelicans? The Pelicans? They're playing
right now. They're playing the Los Angeles Lakers as we speak.
The Pelicans or was that last night's game? I don't
know the Pelicans. It used to be home of the Jazz.
Now it's the Pelicans. That's wild. Knew that that tip
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didn't help you out. That is correct, sir. You were
at seventeen, the last one. Now there's two more, the Blazers,
the trail Blazers, and again you can think of geography Portland.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's correct, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And for extra credit, who why would they be called
the trail Blazers? What two very famous explorers slash pioneers
walked through parts of Oregon and they named it after them?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Is that because of the Oregon Trail?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, yes, yes, but who was who were the two
guys that were pals that cruised around and made it
to the coast on the orgon trail, no idea Lewis
and Clark. Oh Clark, OK, all right, you got one
law You're up to eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I mean you really are like a very young you know,
formative early chick hern.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I you know, I don't think chick Hern.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
At this at your age knew all these Oh that's
not true.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Ye, I'll bet he knew all of them. All right,
you have one last one? The Spurs.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
What do the Spurs play their home game in the NBA?
Is that San Antonio?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Nineteen out of thirty? I think I don't think I
could have done that. Oh that's not true.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
But I would have been hard pressed to get some
of them. I would have been hard pressed. I mean,
I don't know where the Clippers play. I think it's La,
but I would have been hard pressed to get all those. Buddy,
you are a winner, you know. And if we gave
you twenty dollars for every one that you got. Which
Bellio's idea was early this morning when I called her
at five am and she said she was sleeping, I said, Belli, look,
(29:50):
I said, Bellie, look, we got to get the show
rolling by five to thirty.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Are usually up you go. Yeah, you said ten, but
it's five at five thirty. I get it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, but you called me the night before at eleven,
so I didn't get to bed till like midnight.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I called it five.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I know, but I thought of this idea overnight. I
was going to call you at two am, and I thought,
I'll let her sleep till five. And then Bellio said,
let's offer him twenty bucks for a team he can get,
And I said, I don't know. I mean maybe we'd
have pay him like forty bucks. This would have cost
me one hundred and eighty dollars. One hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I was trying to help you out there.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, weren't that one ninety nineteen thirty eight, three hundred
and eighty dollars Yet nineteen three hundred and eighty bucks, Wow,
out of my pocket to steph fuje. I would have
been pissed and I would have fought some of them too,
like oh no, no, no, no, no, no, buddy, you
got to tell us exactly the address of where the
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Lakers play. You can't just stay la buddy. Congratulations. You
should be very proud of yourself. You know your your
mom and dad raised a true sports fan. All right,
but maybe we'll do it in the future with soccer.
I bet that'll be great. All right, we oh, everybody.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I was dealing with a flood issue in our garage,
so I had done to work all weekend and Krozier
saved me a lot of money and a lot of
time I had to I had a three leaks.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
In the garage.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Water was coming into the garage three three and it's
been happening for years. And I've had so much stuff
piled up on the walls of the garage that I
could never really get to where what the problem was.
And I took all that crap away and I said,
I am going to solve this problem. And Jen says,
my wife, why don't you just call somebody to do that?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And I'm like, God almighty.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
After twenty five years, it's still why don't you call somebody?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Never it's never gonna end.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
You believe that that is a well intentioned suggestion, right
like you don't burden yourself.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I think it's both. I think it's to save money
and to have it done right.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Yeah, hey, quick agreement about somebody.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
That's right, So I had I said up.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I took a video of what I what I was doing,
and I had to take I pulled all the storage
bins away, the bikes, the old you know, sports equipment,
all the crap that I don't use anymore, pull it
all the way from the wall, and I find where
the three leaks are coming from. They're coming from outside.
Obviously they're not coming from underground, which is great, so
they're coming from the outside. I find them where the
(32:36):
problem is. And as I'm pulling to find out where
the problem is, I'm pulling three quarter inch plywood off
the base of one of the walls of the garage
on the interior. And it's and it's three quartered to
an inch. It's a thick plywood. And so I start
pulling it off the wall and and I and I'm
(32:57):
sitting with a hammer and a screwdriver and I'm trying
to rip it out off the wall, and I can't
do it. I can't get enough leverage to pull it
off the wall. And then I start getting pissed at
myself that I'm getting too old not to be able
to pull plywood off a wall.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I said, what's going on? Man?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You know, I usually can handle stuff like this. It's
just nailed in there. It's just nails. So I go
to the hardware store. I'm not gonna say which one.
It's a hardware store that I've been to a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I enjoy it. And it's a big hardware store.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And I go to get some blades because I'm going
to use the saws all to cut the some of
the wood down and then I could just you know,
the ones that I can't get down, I'll get a
crowbar and I'll pull it off.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
So go, I use my saws all.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
To start cutting the wood, and the blade breaks in
the first eight seconds. So I go to the hardware
store and I said, hey, we're the blades for the
saws all, And they said, oh, right here in the tools.
So I go back there. It's the only fing thing,
the only case that's locked in the entire store. You know,
for nine dollars blades, you know, there's there's a fourteen
(34:10):
hundred dollars you know, saws and you know and and
I don't know air powered hammers and you know, my
skill saws and I don't know what concrete saws. There's
all kinds of saws that are worth three four five
hundred bucks right there, But the nine dollars blades are
locked up. And so I asked the guy, I said, hey,
(34:35):
I asked a woman. I said, hey, is there a
guy or a gal with a key? I need to
get the blades. And there are one hundred people in
this store, maybe two hundred, and she said yeah, I'll
send somebody over. You know, hardware, please dial three five eight,
and I know that's the end.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
That's it. That's that I could have done that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I could just yelled out hardware three five eight and
that would have done the same thing. Or this would
have been just as helpful. Hey, anybody in hardware please
ignore everybody else in hardware for about an hour. That
would have worked too. So as I'm going around waiting
for the guy with the key, I go look at
(35:15):
a crowbar, because you know, with a or two foot
crow bar you can pull a lot of that wood off,
you can get leverage. So I find the crowbar that
I want, and still nothing on the key. Nothing on
the key front, nobody, nobody has a key, Nobody knows
what's going on. Nothing, nothing, so I said to the
(35:36):
same lady. I said, ma'am, look, I really gotta get
back to this before the raining starts. I got three
leaks in the garage. Is there anybody around with the key?
She gets back on the phone, and, man, did I
learn a lesson here that I can pass along to everybody?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
She said, is there anybody in tools?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
There's a guy with a crowbar who needs a key,
And man, three guys showed up immediately. Three guys showed
up in a heartbeat because they didn't know. They had
no idea why the guy with the crowbar was walking around.
But man, is that a great tip? You know, when
you walk into a store, go to tools first and
(36:20):
grab a crow bar and just walk around.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Everybody helps you out.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Everybody helps you out, and the people that don't help
you out, they get the f out of your way
because they think you're crazy because you're walking around with
a crowbar. Man, is that the crowbars are not behind
locking key. The little tiny saws are the blades, they're
behind locking key. But the crowbars you can buy one
(36:46):
hundred of them right there, right there for your taken.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So I get it. I go back.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I videotape the area that I had to pull the
pro This is great. So I buy the crowbar and
I go back and I'm sawing and I'm pulling, and
I'm pulling out. Finally pull one of the pieces of
plywood off the wall and I realized, oh, it's not
nailed on, it's screwed in.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
So I take my drill and.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Brang bang bang, bang, bang bang bang. In eight seconds.
All this so I didn't need I didn't need the
saws all. I didn't need the crowbar, I didn't need
the aggravation. I didn't need the blades. I just needed
to think, to think, gonna ask.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
When you were Todd, I was like screw thinking of myself.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
He had to look and look at the They were
so deep and the wood is so warped that I
couldn't see in there what it was.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I assumed it was, you know, it was a nail.
And I was an idiot. God, why are these things?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I know?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I couldn't believe it. That's why I'm like, man, you know,
I guess they're working out. Can't pull a nail out
of a wall. So I take all the draw all
the the plywood down, and I sent it to Krozier,
Dean Sharp, Frankie Brenzuoli, and Johnny Shaking, Hans Hansen and
(38:07):
a guy named Michael who's helped me out in Glendale.
And I sent to five guys because I wanted five opinions,
and I'm gonna take the best three. Every guy I
sent that video to sent me back the exact same response.
It's just cosmetic, you don't need it up there, it's
not structural.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You're good.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
All five guys, all five guys had the exact same response,
including Krozer. Krozer is the first guy. Krozer immediately bang,
you don't need it, You're good. I'm going back to
my league. Yes, and and he saved me a ton
of money. But all five guys had the exact same response.
I told it to my wife and she said, oh,
(38:48):
you only sent it to guys.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Like well, I tried dealing with a chick at the
home improvement store.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
But so I gave her my cell phone and I said,
here's my phone. I probably have seven hundred women in
my phone because I have fifteen hundred contacts, probably most
of them are guys. There's probably six or seven hundred
women in that in my phone. I said, here's the video.
You send it to the woman that you want to
(39:17):
and sent to all of them if you like.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
See what kind of response you get.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I mean, you could have sent it to either me
or Bellio and we would have given you the same response.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I'm not sure, I like. Okay, the jury's still out
on you.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
But Bellio Croache and I were talking about drying an
area with a with a wet, wet drive back.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I think of the conversation. You were sitting right there
the whole time that I don't listen to you half
of that time.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Okay, there'll be another issue we talk about during the break,
but this will be on the air. But so I said,
I have a wet drive back, and I was trying
to dry an area before I put in you know,
before I put in the caul king and the and
the put that crap you put in. There no nonsolation
(40:06):
between two tiles, the not the caulking, the grouds the croud. Yeah,
So I I said to the Krozer, Well, Belly was
sitting right there.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I said, I was.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I had a uh wet drive back and I was
trying to dry a certain area and Belly was said,
why don't you get a some pump and we just
both walked away. I said, that's why, Jen, Jen, that's
why it's Conway Show.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
We're live on k IF.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
I am six forty
It's kf I AM sixty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We're on
Is that right? I can't hear myself, think dog? All right,
evidently we're on the stream. Oh we're on the stream.
Thing dong with that stream? All right, unusual day here
(00:25):
at KFI AM six forty. We are now the king
of the stream. And I can't hear myself. But I guess,
uh who cares?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Right, it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. Man, Can you
hear yourself?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, all right, we have these that's right, two idiots,
two old broadcasters here. That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We're on KFI streaming. And all we can tell you
is something happened to KLAC the five seventy am where
they couldn't broadcast and their power was and down. So
they asked KFI if they could use our signal. We
said yes because we're team players. And so we're on
the stream now until seven o'clock and then Kelly, right,
(01:10):
Steve Gregory joins, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Nice to see you, buddy. Hey doing brother?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
This is unusual? Huh yeah, I just it's another one
of those I was in the hallway and Sharon said,
you're on. You're on for a segment. I said, really, okay,
here we go. What can we talk about?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Belly O, Let's get belly on one of those on
that microphone over there. BELLYO, you're you seem to be
the woman with all the information. What can we talk
about or can't talk about? Ah?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, he wants to cuss.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's like all this of min't. I'm saying we can
we talk about about the circumstances about how this hap No.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You said what you can say?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We were allowed to say.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, I do know that the bearcats have left the scene.
They have they have left the scene helicopter.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, so that's all we can really tell you. The
emergency is over. Speaking of that, that'll be on news. No, no, no, no,
it won't be, but it should be.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well yeah, well the thing is so common that it's
really really common.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
There was a there was a situation.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
There was a situation, and and unfortunately we uh been
a target of that situation a few Timesable.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right, see Gregor's with us. We've got the election
coming up in a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, and then tonight less than a week away. Actually,
I'm hanging around here because I'm on riot watch for tonight.
I was on riot watch last night.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh you're right, I forgot because no one in.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This area knows how to responsibly celebrate, right, So we.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Are on a Crozier once. Yeah, it is a volume.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah that's great. How are the levels too high?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Too low? Perfect? Man? You're the best for Rich Rich.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Rich is running around here like a rabbit crazy all right,
But anyway, so yeah, so that's kind of why I'm
still hanging around.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, so you're on riot watch and you need for
the riots, you need runners, burners, smashers, looters, climbers, looters,
and there's one other thing, fighters throwers.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Rowers, fighters. Yeah, I remember the last six of those,
one of them. And it always seems to hover around
the East.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Los Angeles area.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I've noticed that there's one intersection where all the news
helicopters know to go to, and that intersection has been
chewed up with a bunch of tires there and that
seems to.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Be where the party is.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And the cops have shown some restraints. They haven't arrested
anybody yet.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well I was told already, you know, because I was
already doing sort of some recon on this to find
out where cops are looking at right now. And there's
that intersection. I think we're talking about the same intersection.
So they I'm not going to say it because I
don't want to promote that that activity down there, but
they said that's the area they're keeping an eye on.
Lapd IS has activated its operations center already, and then
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the next level of that would be tack alert citywide,
tack alert only if it gets crazy. But typically for
the Dodgers games, that's usually centralized in the East LA area,
which is going to be the SHARE's jurisdiction.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh I see, okay, all right, so let's we'll talk
about that.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
If the Dodgers win, obviously that's going to be the
big story. But we've got an election coming up here
in six short days, and I've already started to notice
some stories that have crept on to the airwaves on
radio and also TV. One of them was there was
a ballot box, a ballot drop off box.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It was lit on fire, and that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And then there's another one where a woman was feeding
twenty to thirty ballots into a box, which is also illegal. Yeah, yeah,
highly illegal. You're supposed to drop off one. Or if
you have an AffA David of somebody else that's signed
one is somebody you're taking care of, you can drop
in two, but not thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, well here's what aren't these aren't they, Steve? Aren't they?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The pictures and video of this stuff gonna make people
crazy again this time they are.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And a lot of this stuff. I gotta be perfectly
honest with you, because I was. I was looking at
it today and there's a site called verify this dot com.
I was looking at a lot of this stuff, and
a lot of this stuff's been debunked. A lot of
these other things where people are talking about, you know,
multiple multiple ballots for only one candidate. We're here and
then people are voting, and there's like tens of thousands
of people that are voting the same way. I know
(05:37):
they're dead people. I mean, there are all these conspiracies
out there. AI is a big problem. Deep fakes are
a lot of problems, and they're finding out that the
Russian bad actors are actually behind most of it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Really yep, Ah, why do they call bad actors? Dave?
You know the bad actors? You know it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's like if you that is a big law enforcement
term for some weird reason, bad actors. It's odd and
instead of just saying bad people, bad actors, I don't know,
it's one of those bad plumbers.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, we both we've all experienced those. That's right.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's right, dig along with you, all right, So so
you're monitoring what's going on with elections as well. You're
wearing two hats today, actually wearing none. But it's just
a term.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But you know me, what is it?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think Don Martin from our sister state away, i'd say, yes,
I do know you. Yeah, he said, every time I
walk down the hall, it's say, oh, there's death and mayhem.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Ah, that's great. So I can't even catch a break.
There's death and mayhem. That's classic, buddy. Are what are
you doing for? Uh? Keeping an eye on elections? Houses
station monitoring?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
My assignment? Oh so my assignment for election night. I'm
I'm in charge of the DA's race.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh you are, Okay, that's that's a big race. That's
a huge race, hugely monitored.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Hugely monitors.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So I'll be covering both of those camps on election night.
Michael Monks is going to be our in house reporter.
He's going to be, you know, breaking down like the
props and all the other things that are on the.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Back dealing with the region.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And then the rest of our team is going to
be working mostly early in the day doing the other
coverage and other things.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
But then, because if you think.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
About it, election night holes don't close till eight, So
unless there's a landslide in advance and someone concedes, we're
not going to get a lot of results that night
until the next morning.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I ask everybody who comes on with us, I'll ask
you as well, who are you voting for?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh? I don't I'm not reachstered to vote here? Oh
you're not. Yeah, I'll take don with you. Colorado boy
in heart, you're not?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What the hell? Where did that come from? You're not
registered to vote in California? I am not? Really are
you reachister in Colorado? I am? Okay, will you vote
in Colorado? I do? Who do you vote for? The
people in Colorado? But the other best, man, you really are?
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
If I were registered to vote here in California, people
can look that stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Up, right, So you're not even voting in the DA's race.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
No, I don't, because people can look it up here.
And one of the ways to really maintain objectivity is
just to keep your voting record out of the fray, right,
because people think and assume they know my politics, but
they don't.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's right. Yeah, I'm sure they don't. All right.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The Yankees are up three nothing against the Dodgers. This
is going to go to Game seven? Yeah, this is
gonna go to Game six or Game seven. And those
two nuts in the stands that tried to molest or
you know, Rob Mookie Betts may have changed the series around.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
When I saw when I heard about it, I didn't
believe it until I saw it. I'm like, who does that?
And then did you see when they were escorting him out,
people were patting him on.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The kind of guys, Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I get it? I get it. You know, sports guys
are different. Sports people are different. They're different. They're different,
they're different at it. But it's three nothing Yankees in
this first inning.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh no, It's gonna be a long night a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But I kind of wish it goes to Game six
or Game seven. You know, a lot of us were.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Talking about that today, and some people really want to
stretch this thing out as far as they can, of
course with Dodgers winning, but they want to stretch the
game out.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Sales wants us to stretch out.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Sales definitely want Programming wants it to stretch out a bit.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, how many games have the Dodgers been on the playoffs?
Five with a Podres, five or six with the Mets,
and and now five, So it's it's quite a few games,
these postseason games. But look if they if they if
the Dodgers lose tonight, that next game will be in November.
(09:42):
It'll be after Halloween, November.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They're flying backs to night.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
In fact, I was talking to David Vasse, who's the
our Dodgers reporter, that's right, and I'm coordinating with him
for the victory parade because we're already planning that, okay,
and event it happens, it will happen on Friday or Monday.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And then you know, even if the.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Dodgers lose night, Steve Gregory, I don't know how much
you know about sports, the Dodgers will still have a
three games to two lead on these guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's a that's a big, big lead. Sure, So Yankees
three Dodgers nothing in the first inning. Not good? Not good. No.
I think the momentum is hurting a little. And you
think it was the Mookie Bets thing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't know if it was a Mookie Bets thing
or if the Yankees just you know, I think it was.
I think the Yankees decided, look, it's Game four, it
might be the last game of baseball for the year.
Let's just have fun. And I think once they relax
like that and they go out and they play that game,
I think that's when they then they excel and the
tense up. Like the Dodgers were tents last night. The
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Dodgers were tense tonight. They have a tendcy to lose.
The teams that the team that's really lose has a
tendency to win.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Do you think that fatigue is setting in now.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think there's a lot of injuries that are that
are that are are hurting the Dodgers. I think you're right,
But who knows. You know, teams play with injuries. It's
you know, it's one hundred and sixty two game season
and then they've had what twelve thirteen, fourteen games in
the postseason.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's a lot of it's a lot of games.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's funny. I was talking to Tim Kates today.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Kates is great, It's great from seventy And it was
funny because he's pretty upset about a lot of the
other people covering the Dodgers. Here is that because he said,
normally these people wouldn't care and never cover the Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Now all of a sudden, everyone's a Dodgers expert and
they're all covering it. Ah.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It doesn't like the Bandwagon account.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
That was actually promoting that one of its thinkers had
its first Dodger had their first Dodger dog, and they're.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Making a big deal and thriller. Hell are these people?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
You know?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'd cover this stuff year round. And so I went
up to the Dato today.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I Teazer and said, you know, one of the TV
stations is doing a five part series and all the
great Dodger recipes. And he lost it. He lost it.
He's like, these people are not purests. They don't know
what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's class very funny.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well he is, Buddy, I appreciate you coming by. Of
course you're a giant stud And where will you be
going if there's if the Dodgers win were to cover
the news.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Well, the thing is is, if they win, hopefully people
will be responsible in celebrating that win. But if reason
they start throwing trash cans through front plate glass windows
or lighting buses on fire.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Likes, I'll be uh. I'll be in the East LA
area right on. All right, biders, appreciate you coming.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Are.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
We're gonna take a break here, right, Is that right?
Is that it works on?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Let's give a truck the.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Whole word, right, the whole word fire truck. Can you know.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
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Speaker 1 (12:40):
All right, stephush, you're a how would you consider yourself
on scale of one to ten being a sports fan?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Zero? An option? Oh really no, I'd probably like two
a line.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He's a zero zero, all right, Richie, you're not a
ten either, right.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Definitely not okay, But I've gone to Dodger games before,
so I used to like playing tech football, but it
just gets and stops there really yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Wait tag football? All right?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
All right, stephush, we're gonna help you out here. We're
gonna make you a bigger sports fan, even though it
seems like we're banging on you. We're gonna make a
bigger fan, all right, Yeah, okay, I think they're thirty
basketball teams in the NBA. Is that right? I believe
they're thirty? Maybe thirty two? I think I think there's thirty. Okay,
let's start with Angel Martinez. Angel of the thirty two
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NBA teams? How many do you think that steph Wush
can correctly identify?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Thirty?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Thirty?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, there's thirty. How many could he correctly identify? We
give him the name of the team. Could he tell
us the city that they play in?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I think he can identify two of them?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And so wow, not really to your answer, Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What do you think it is? Ain't you think it's two?
I think it's two out of the thirty? Yeah, got almighty?
All right, Krozier, how many can get Steph wush your name?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Out of thirty?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Ill get him four? Five on five?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Belly, oh year round? I am Okay, there are thirty
NBA teams. I bet you could rattle them all off.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I think I could.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's not your night, it's steph Ush's nine. How many
can steph Fush get out of the thirty.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I think he's better than everyone gives him credit for
out of thirty. I think he can get ten. Ten.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, now are you obviously he has a computer in
front of him. It's not on NBA teams, right, Okay.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
The look on his face is so like focused and
concentrated right now thinking, and he's.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Like, okay, I can already start to see him squest.
All right, I'm going to say, ah, man, you guys
have all the good numbers. I'm going to say. I
would say, god man, it's got to be low. I
would say three of I was I.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Was reconsidering, thinking of going actually a little bit higher,
like six or eight maybe or something like that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, but you settled at five. Five? Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So Angel said to Crozier, said five bellio with ten
planet she's on. And then I said three teams. Okay,
you ready? All right, here we go. What city do
the Celtics play in?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Boston?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh man, guys like a sportscaster, all right, what city
of the Nets play in? You can give us the
state to what the city of the nets? City or
state that the Nets play in. No, you got to
give us the city New Jersey years ago that would
have been right.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's a half and half.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, they do not play in New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
You were you were?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, past right, and so that is under no? Is
that what that? They do not play in New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
What about the seventies sixers? Where do they play? Seventy
six ership Philadelphia?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Wow? Watching?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
How about the Knickerbockers also known as the Knicks. Where
the Knicks play New York? That's right, that's already three
correct out of four. That's wild. All right, here's a
wild curveball that's going to have your head spinning. The Raptor.
You were going to Raptors? Where do they play? Give
(16:34):
us the country and we'll give you a head credit.
Their mascot is a purple thing, right, that's another show.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I don't know what show that is a mascot.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
This is the Their mascot is a Raptor.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yes, okay, I'm just trying.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
To think of the Jersey we should do that.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
What's the Raptors mascott?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
All right? Where do the actors play.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Michigan Ooh, that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, yeah, it's uh, the the beautiful city of Toronto.
That's why I said we'll get you can get the country,
all right. The Cavaliers. Where were the Cavaliers consider their
home turf? Oh, Cleveland, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Wow, man, you're like Fred Rogan.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
How about the Bulls? Where did the Bulls play Chicago?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's five already, that's wild. How about the Pacers?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
All right, No, you don't get anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, you gotta go over Pacers.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Where the Pacers call their their home court home turf?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Houston?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
No, no, no, that would be Indiana Indianapolis, but we
had settled with Indiana. How about the Pistons Where the
Pistons played their home game?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
What city? And think about the name the Pistons now
know how major? Hint? Yeah, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh, I'm gonna say that's wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
All right. So you're at five and Crozier has nailed
it so far.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah, but you even you haven't even got to the
obvious ones.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, here's one that might might get your frazz a
little bit. The Bucks. Where do the Bucks play Milwaukee?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I nailed it for number six, all right? How about
the Hawks? Where would the Hawks play basketball? If you're
gonna go to a home game at the Hawks stadium,
what city would you fly into? What city would you
jump to? Lax and get an American airline? And American
Airline need a one way ticket to Blank to watch
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the Hawks home games? Where'd you ask the flight attendant
or the gate agent to send you?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I don't know. That's just the only thing I could
think of to guess. Again, is Houston? All right? Eventually
you're gonna get Houston?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The Hornets just pass? Yeah, the Hornets? Where the Hornets play?
And you could probably think about the geography there as well.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Maybe the hornets, you know, it's a Southern bug. Maybe
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
A little hint there for Maryland Na.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Mary, Please part of shoving it down his throat is
not part of this game?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Really, come on? That's right? All right?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Where does the Heat play their home games? I'm gonna
market no, I'm gonna mark that you didn't get it,
and then listen to your answer where's the heat? And
think about the again the geography heat hot, very hot.
Maybe not in the winter, but the summer.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh wait, is this Houston? No? Seven?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Wrong, sixth right, not good, right now? That would be Miami,
the Miami Heat. How about the Magic? Where do the
Magic play their home games? The Magic?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
He almost said it, I think, oh Orlando.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Ah that's seven already, and I said three, so you've
beat me, all right. How about the Wizards formerly the Bullets.
Where the Wizards play their home game Washington?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
That's right, that's eight?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Wow, man, oh man, like you can you know if
you ever left your ESPN right away bang sports with
Steph oosh. But how about the timber Wolves, the timber
Wolves NBA team, Timberwolves who were just in town recently
to play the Lakers.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I think they beat the Lakers Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Ah, wow, you were correct, sir.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
How about the Nuggets they won the championship last year.
The Nuggets.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Where do the Nuggets play their home games?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
The Nuggets?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
What do the Nuggets pertained to? What kind of Nuggets?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Maybe golden boats?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, okay, they play at Sears where they play.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
At Golden State Jewelry store?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, okay at oh you know what Belly was going
to jump over and straight come on, don't come on.
The Denvers, Yeah, championship last year?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
How about the Thunder. Where the Thunder play their home games?
The blank Thunder used to used to play in Seattle,
then they moved. They're called the Thunder, used to be
called the SuperSonics. And now where do they play their
home games?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Seattle? H God, that's impossible.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You just said that they moved back. Yeah, they moved
from Seattle to another city.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Hey, we need a break, man, And it's like, oh, no, wait,
they didn't move, Tim, You're wrong. They didn't move.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh they're still in Seattle. Yeah yeah, Uh, you gotta
take a break. They won't come back. But no, it
was Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right? That is wild at that answer that at
the end. Whoop.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
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Speaker 2 (22:49):
All right, let's get back to staff Wooe on sports. Yes,
Staffo the Foo Show.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
On sports, we have the Duke of Sports, Eric Sklar,
and then we got the Puke of sports step us.
All right, stepuh was challenged. The name is many NBA
cities as he possibly can. We'll give him the name
of the team. He gives us the city. He has
nine corrects so far, and we still have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Twelve cities left.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
This could be an all time You know, you should
write a letter to Don Martin saying you're available on
weekends to do sports commentary.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Dude, dear Don, just have a fill in slot somewhere.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah. Yeah, you work with Tim Kaits doing football and basketball, baseball, hockey, whatever.
Are you ready? Where do the the now? This is
a real I'm I guess it's not. It's it's a
real misinformation disinformation curveball. It's not what you think the jazz.
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Where do the Jazz play their home games?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
It was?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's it's a city that may have never had any
jazz in it in the history of the city.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's the jazziest, the least jazziest city in America.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Is it the Utah? Yes, that's right, the Utah Jazz.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And I don't think there's ever been any jazz ever
played in Salt Lake City, but I think they came
from New Orleans?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Was it New Orleans shows?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
How about that.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I'm I'm basically a pat Summer all in here. Okay,
where do the Warriors play? If you're a Warriors player.
Where would you show up to the home games if
you played for the Warriors, And we'll give you the area.
You don't have to give us the exact city. We'll
take the area. Oh, the Bay Area. Yes, we'll give
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that to you. Yes, San Jose, I believe now past ten?
Has that eleven? Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Is at eleven?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm telling you the guy is uh, you know, he's
you know, the next chick Hern.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
He's a young chick Hern.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
When you squint your eyes and you listen to his voice,
he's a young chick hern, you know, without all the
sayings and the knowledge of basketball. Other than that, he's
chick her. Okay, all right, Where do the Clippers play
their home games?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
La? That's right?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And the hesitation got me worried, And I'm going to
embarrass all of us and help you. Where do the
Lakers call their homes as? That's correct? Okay? How about
the Suns? The Suns think about the Sun too, Phoenix.
That's right, you're up to fourteen. How about the Kings,
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not the LA Kings, but the NBA Kings. Where do
they play their home games? The NBA franchise?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Oh, Sacramentine, that's correct? Wow?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Wow, Wow, All right, here's one that you probably won't get.
The MAVs also known the Mavericks. The MAVs, the Mavericks.
Where do they play their their home games? You have
to fifteen that's wild Mavericks. Mavericks, then and all the
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Mavericks abac.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Is it the boat then the Mavericks. Uh, Nebraska. Oh
that is not correct. That is Dallas.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
That was so bad you might have to take a
couple off.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, take a couple points away from you, Dallas Mavericks.
How about the rockets. You know people always assue associate
this city with rockets. Mmm, blank, we have a prom
the rockets. Where are the rockets?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, that doesn't count. Okay, yah, you literally said blank,
we have a problem. Well, here's another one. I'll give
you the same hint. This city is also known as
grizz Blank, We've got a grizzly problem. Where the Grizzlies play?
And again, wait a minute, did you just say Houston?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I thought you were trying to do that as a
joke against I see, I see.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, No, it's not Houston.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But where do the Grizzlies play? There may not be
a Grizzly in the entire state. Maybe there is. I
don't think there is. But where do the Grizzlies play.
It's a Southern state, Southern boys, Memphis. Ah, you're up
to sixteen, dude, we're seventeen. I think it's seventeen, all right.
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The Pelicons. Where are the Pelicans? The Pelicans? They're playing
right now. They're playing the Los Angeles Lakers as we speak.
The Pelicans or was that last night's game? I don't
know the Pelicans. It used to be home of the Jazz.
Now it's the Pelicans. That's wild. Knew that that tip
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didn't help you out. That is correct, sir. You were
at seventeen, the last one. Now there's two more, the Blazers,
the trail Blazers, and again you can think of geography Portland.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's correct, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And for extra credit, who why would they be called
the trail Blazers? What two very famous explorers slash pioneers
walked through parts of Oregon and they named it after them?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Is that because of the Oregon Trail?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, yes, yes, but who was who were the two
guys that were pals that cruised around and made it
to the coast on the orgon trail, no idea Lewis
and Clark. Oh Clark, OK, all right, you got one
law You're up to eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I mean you really are like a very young you know,
formative early chick hern.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I you know, I don't think chick Hern.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
At this at your age knew all these Oh that's
not true.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Ye, I'll bet he knew all of them. All right,
you have one last one? The Spurs.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
What do the Spurs play their home game in the NBA?
Is that San Antonio?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Nineteen out of thirty? I think I don't think I
could have done that. Oh that's not true.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
But I would have been hard pressed to get some
of them. I would have been hard pressed. I mean,
I don't know where the Clippers play. I think it's La,
but I would have been hard pressed to get all those. Buddy,
you are a winner, you know. And if we gave
you twenty dollars for every one that you got. Which
Bellio's idea was early this morning when I called her
at five am and she said she was sleeping, I said, Belli, look,
(29:50):
I said, Bellie, look, we got to get the show
rolling by five to thirty.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Are usually up you go. Yeah, you said ten, but
it's five at five thirty. I get it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, but you called me the night before at eleven,
so I didn't get to bed till like midnight.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I called it five.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I know, but I thought of this idea overnight. I
was going to call you at two am, and I thought,
I'll let her sleep till five. And then Bellio said,
let's offer him twenty bucks for a team he can get,
And I said, I don't know. I mean maybe we'd
have pay him like forty bucks. This would have cost
me one hundred and eighty dollars. One hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I was trying to help you out there.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, weren't that one ninety nineteen thirty eight, three hundred
and eighty dollars Yet nineteen three hundred and eighty bucks, Wow,
out of my pocket to steph fuje. I would have
been pissed and I would have fought some of them too,
like oh no, no, no, no, no, no, buddy, you
got to tell us exactly the address of where the
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Lakers play. You can't just stay la buddy. Congratulations. You
should be very proud of yourself. You know your your
mom and dad raised a true sports fan. All right,
but maybe we'll do it in the future with soccer.
I bet that'll be great. All right, we oh, everybody.
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Speaker 1 (31:09):
I was dealing with a flood issue in our garage,
so I had done to work all weekend and Krozier
saved me a lot of money and a lot of
time I had to I had a three leaks.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
In the garage.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Water was coming into the garage three three and it's
been happening for years. And I've had so much stuff
piled up on the walls of the garage that I
could never really get to where what the problem was.
And I took all that crap away and I said,
I am going to solve this problem. And Jen says,
my wife, why don't you just call somebody to do that?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And I'm like, God almighty.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
After twenty five years, it's still why don't you call somebody?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Never it's never gonna end.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
You believe that that is a well intentioned suggestion, right
like you don't burden yourself.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I think it's both. I think it's to save money
and to have it done right.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Yeah, hey, quick agreement about somebody.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
That's right, So I had I said up.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I took a video of what I what I was doing,
and I had to take I pulled all the storage
bins away, the bikes, the old you know, sports equipment,
all the crap that I don't use anymore, pull it
all the way from the wall, and I find where
the three leaks are coming from. They're coming from outside.
Obviously they're not coming from underground, which is great, so
they're coming from the outside. I find them where the
(32:36):
problem is. And as I'm pulling to find out where
the problem is, I'm pulling three quarter inch plywood off
the base of one of the walls of the garage
on the interior. And it's and it's three quartered to
an inch. It's a thick plywood. And so I start
pulling it off the wall and and I and I'm
(32:57):
sitting with a hammer and a screwdriver and I'm trying
to rip it out off the wall, and I can't
do it. I can't get enough leverage to pull it
off the wall. And then I start getting pissed at
myself that I'm getting too old not to be able
to pull plywood off a wall.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I said, what's going on? Man?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You know, I usually can handle stuff like this. It's
just nailed in there. It's just nails. So I go
to the hardware store. I'm not gonna say which one.
It's a hardware store that I've been to a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I enjoy it. And it's a big hardware store.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And I go to get some blades because I'm going
to use the saws all to cut the some of
the wood down and then I could just you know,
the ones that I can't get down, I'll get a
crowbar and I'll pull it off.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
So go, I use my saws all.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
To start cutting the wood, and the blade breaks in
the first eight seconds. So I go to the hardware
store and I said, hey, we're the blades for the
saws all, And they said, oh, right here in the tools.
So I go back there. It's the only fing thing,
the only case that's locked in the entire store. You know,
for nine dollars blades, you know, there's there's a fourteen
(34:10):
hundred dollars you know, saws and you know and and
I don't know air powered hammers and you know, my
skill saws and I don't know what concrete saws. There's
all kinds of saws that are worth three four five
hundred bucks right there, But the nine dollars blades are
locked up. And so I asked the guy, I said, hey,
(34:35):
I asked a woman. I said, hey, is there a
guy or a gal with a key? I need to
get the blades. And there are one hundred people in
this store, maybe two hundred, and she said yeah, I'll
send somebody over. You know, hardware, please dial three five eight,
and I know that's the end.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
That's it. That's that I could have done that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I could just yelled out hardware three five eight and
that would have done the same thing. Or this would
have been just as helpful. Hey, anybody in hardware please
ignore everybody else in hardware for about an hour. That
would have worked too. So as I'm going around waiting
for the guy with the key, I go look at
(35:15):
a crowbar, because you know, with a or two foot
crow bar you can pull a lot of that wood off,
you can get leverage. So I find the crowbar that
I want, and still nothing on the key. Nothing on
the key front, nobody, nobody has a key, Nobody knows
what's going on. Nothing, nothing, so I said to the
(35:36):
same lady. I said, ma'am, look, I really gotta get
back to this before the raining starts. I got three
leaks in the garage. Is there anybody around with the key?
She gets back on the phone, and, man, did I
learn a lesson here that I can pass along to everybody?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
She said, is there anybody in tools?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
There's a guy with a crowbar who needs a key,
And man, three guys showed up immediately. Three guys showed
up in a heartbeat because they didn't know. They had
no idea why the guy with the crowbar was walking around.
But man, is that a great tip? You know, when
you walk into a store, go to tools first and
(36:20):
grab a crow bar and just walk around.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Everybody helps you out.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Everybody helps you out, and the people that don't help
you out, they get the f out of your way
because they think you're crazy because you're walking around with
a crowbar. Man, is that the crowbars are not behind
locking key. The little tiny saws are the blades, they're
behind locking key. But the crowbars you can buy one
(36:46):
hundred of them right there, right there for your taken.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So I get it. I go back.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I videotape the area that I had to pull the
pro This is great. So I buy the crowbar and
I go back and I'm sawing and I'm pulling, and
I'm pulling out. Finally pull one of the pieces of
plywood off the wall and I realized, oh, it's not
nailed on, it's screwed in.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
So I take my drill and.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Brang bang bang, bang, bang bang bang. In eight seconds.
All this so I didn't need I didn't need the
saws all. I didn't need the crowbar, I didn't need
the aggravation. I didn't need the blades. I just needed
to think, to think, gonna ask.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
When you were Todd, I was like screw thinking of myself.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
He had to look and look at the They were
so deep and the wood is so warped that I
couldn't see in there what it was.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I assumed it was, you know, it was a nail.
And I was an idiot. God, why are these things?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I know?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I couldn't believe it. That's why I'm like, man, you know,
I guess they're working out. Can't pull a nail out
of a wall. So I take all the draw all
the the plywood down, and I sent it to Krozier,
Dean Sharp, Frankie Brenzuoli, and Johnny Shaking, Hans Hansen and
(38:07):
a guy named Michael who's helped me out in Glendale.
And I sent to five guys because I wanted five opinions,
and I'm gonna take the best three. Every guy I
sent that video to sent me back the exact same response.
It's just cosmetic, you don't need it up there, it's
not structural.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You're good.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
All five guys, all five guys had the exact same response,
including Krozer. Krozer is the first guy. Krozer immediately bang,
you don't need it, You're good. I'm going back to
my league. Yes, and and he saved me a ton
of money. But all five guys had the exact same response.
I told it to my wife and she said, oh,
(38:48):
you only sent it to guys.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Like well, I tried dealing with a chick at the
home improvement store.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
But so I gave her my cell phone and I said,
here's my phone. I probably have seven hundred women in
my phone because I have fifteen hundred contacts, probably most
of them are guys. There's probably six or seven hundred
women in that in my phone. I said, here's the video.
You send it to the woman that you want to
(39:17):
and sent to all of them if you like.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
See what kind of response you get.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I mean, you could have sent it to either me
or Bellio and we would have given you the same response.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I'm not sure, I like. Okay, the jury's still out
on you.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
But Bellio Croache and I were talking about drying an
area with a with a wet, wet drive back.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I think of the conversation. You were sitting right there
the whole time that I don't listen to you half
of that time.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Okay, there'll be another issue we talk about during the break,
but this will be on the air. But so I said,
I have a wet drive back, and I was trying
to dry an area before I put in you know,
before I put in the caul king and the and
the put that crap you put in. There no nonsolation
(40:06):
between two tiles, the not the caulking, the grouds the croud. Yeah,
So I I said to the Krozer, Well, Belly was
sitting right there.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I said, I was.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I had a uh wet drive back and I was
trying to dry a certain area and Belly was said,
why don't you get a some pump and we just
both walked away. I said, that's why, Jen, Jen, that's
why it's Conway Show.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
We're live on k IF.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
I am six forty
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