January 25, 2024 • 33 mins
Guest: Nick Zehner, a restaurant owner who has issues with Pizza Oven owners and dings them ‘A-Holes'/ Nick Zehner’s kids are fans of the Conway Jr Show and know Tim as the ‘Ding Dong Man’ // Guest: Dean Sharp with “The Dean Dong Segment,” on Building your Dream Home: A Step-by-Step Guide Continues // Dean Sharp with ‘the Dean Dong Segment’ continued the building of a dream home // The Detroit Lions are one game away from ranking into the Superbowl V.S. San Francisco’s 49ers
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It's KFI AM six forty and you'relistening to the Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. Is Angel Martinez, Whees Angel You with us? You
know it? Huh? You knowit? It looks like the four'h
five is jammed. Is there anyreason why there's that much traffic on the
northbound or southbound or four or fivenear lax Well? You know, it
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just happens to be that the Vicepresident isn't town. After being in Sacramento
all day, she returned to LosAngeles and now she's heading over to the
Brentwood area. Perfect timing, perfecttiming. Yeah, the northbound side of
the four O five traffic has beenheld here and there while the motorcade gets
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ahead and rolls on through those openstretches. So they're heading up to Brentwood
right now. I just checked thesurface streets in Brentwood and they're an absolute
mess as well. No, doyou can imagine all the street closures there
as they roll her into her herhome and it's a mess of the freeway.
Just looked at a live shop.Let me see if I can pull
that back up. Why would theyallow her and why would she decide to
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come in at five o'clock on aThursday. Why wouldn't she say, look,
let's have another drink in San Franciscoand come in at nine o'clock when
everyone's home, or at least dosomething like, you know, bounce from
Marine one from Lax over to theFederal Building, ran over to Brentwood,
or or I don't know, stayin DC. That's possible, you know,
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yeah, that's possible. Wait untilSaturday. Wait is that gonna be
another nightmare? Oh? Wait?Yeah for her, Wait until the weekend.
Right, wait till the weekend,or you know, fly into Lax
and then go in that stupid restaurantthat nobody goes to at Lax, that
big old spaceship that's on all foursand sit up there and have a drink
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or whatever. But they're going toclose the four or five Or is she
off the four or five yet?Or is she still on it? I
don't know. I'm looking out ashot of it right now, and it's
still looking dark on the northbound side, And every now and then I see
what has dark bean five miles thoughlast or ten miles an hour less like
empty. This is a live shot, so there are no lights on it
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all Oh, because there's no carsthere. I get it, I get
it. Okay, all right,So if you're on the four or five
northbound, you're going to be anothertwenty thirty forty minutes getting home to the
kids because there's a politician that's moreimportant than you. It looks like they're
holding the traffic. Might start berolling now in Culver City, approaching Venice
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Boulevard, and then you've got thiswide open stretch all the way to Santa
Monica Boulevard, so that's starting tofill in. So it looks like maybe
she's off the freeway by now.Yeah, but doesn't she drive in a
car that's protected from idiots. Imean, you can't you throw anything at
it, and there's cops all aroundher. I don't understand why they shut
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the freeways down. Yeah, exactly. I don't understand why they shut these
freeways down. Still, we gotplaces to go. It's a one person,
it's one politician. Nobody is thatangry at her that they're going to
take any you know, any youknow, crazy actions. People don't really
care that much either way, justbut the blocking of the traffic drives people
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crazy. Oh, the West Sidelooks awful. I mean, Brentwood,
every single street is just slammed rightnow. Great, that's great, all
right, Angel Martinez, everybody thatis cool. Look east and see the
moon. Hey, last week Isaid that if you have a pizza oven,
you're an a hole. And thenI said, I'm gonna make ten
exceptions to it. I've made seven. This might be one the eighth.
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Here a guy named zitt On Nick? Is it Zenner? Is that any
pronounce your last name? Nick?Yeah? No er Zaner? Okay,
sorry about that, bubb Hey,So what happened. You were in the
car with the kids and I said, if you have a pizza oven,
you're an a hole, and thenthe grandparents got involved. No. So
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the next morning I was playing yourGuys' podcast for my kids and I just
wanted to let it play through sothey can hear the story and see if
it related to him. And somy daughter hears you go, Hey,
people with pizza ovens are a holes. My daughter goes, Dad, the
ding dong dude just said that pizzaovens are a holes. But we have
a pieza oven and we're laughing,and I'm telling her, honey, he's
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just joking. He's being goofy,and I'll just just keep listening. So
then you get to the point whereyou're talking about the guy's daughter that's seven
years old tells her dad, Hey, these pizzas aren't that good, And
my daughter starts laughing at yourself,Dad, I tell you your pieces aren't
that good. And at that pointis when I told my daughter, I'm
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like, honey, he's talking aboutyou, and she said, Dad,
you called him. My daughter's alwaystrying. My daughter's always want to call
him too. The show and talkwith you because we listened to quite often.
How old are your kids? Yeah, one minute, my daughter's seven,
Ryan, Oh no, she's tryingto talk to me to answer questions.
And then my son is five.Okay, so your daughter's name is
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Ryan, Ryan, and your son'sname is Vince Vince. Okay, all
right, put the kids on.Let's talk to the kids. All right.
Here we go, just Ryan phoneor just want me to hand it
to him, handed to him,it might be easier. We'll get talking.
Hey is this Ryan or Vince?Ryan? How old are you?
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Seven years old? That's a greatage. What grade is that? What
is that in? First? Second? First? First grade? All right?
Do you have a pretty cool teacher? Yeah? Nice? What's your
name? My ismighty Chad. It'sthe name of my teacher when I was
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shell. Oh speak Spanish in myschool? Oh? I didn't know that?
Uh more interest, aren't they?And by the way, Ryan,
you'll know dangled tempo about a Vince. What you'll know than tut of Vince.
I don't have time for Vince.That's right, that's exactly right.
It's your brother's name, right,Yeah, my brother's name is Vince Vince.
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Okay, alright, I nailed itwith Vince. All right. So
you're you're a bilingual. You speakSpanish and English? Right? Yeah?
Oh that's great. That's that's beencome in handy in the future. M
I have a question. Okay,is one of your friends named Belli?
Oh? Sure you want to talkto her? Hello? That's Belli?
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O. Hi, Hi, Hi? How are you good? I hear
Dings. I'm talking about you alot. What do you think about d
the ding Dong man talking about me? I think he's funny and his nickname
is ding Dong dude. That's right, ding Dong dude. You think he's
funny, that's correct? Back,well, we should we made her up
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a joke that it goes with whatyou always say, ding dong? Okay,
are there any swear words in it? What's the square words? Never
mind? Never mind. That's that'sgood. Keep it. Keep with that
until you're you want to tell yourjoke. You for your let's go.
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Okay, go ahead, Ryan,knock knock? Who's there? Ding?
Ding? Who? Ding dong?Wow? I never saw that coming.
That's great, awesome, you hadto stand up comedy. That's really cool.
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And you love hanging out with that? Huh? Hey does hang out?
So does? Does your dad constantly? Is always listening to KFI?
Right? Yeah, we listen toyou a lot. Oh, that's a
good father. Good dad. Andwhat's your brother like? Is he?
How old your brother? Eight?I'm the oldest. Oh, you're the
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oldest. I apologize? How oldsVince? Uh? Do you want to
talk to Vince and ask him that? Sure? Hey, are you guys
looking at the moon tonight? Yougot a full moon? Yeah, we
looked at it just a couple ofminutes ago. Why were you waiting to
call in? It's pretty cool?Huh? What's your favorite subject in school?
What are you good at? Math? Oh? Okay, I'm gonna
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give you a math problem. Thenokay, okay, three plus four plus
three divided by two? Uh waitwhat three plus four? Oh wait,
that's ten. Okay, three plusfour plus three died, that's ten.
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Okay, get all right. Thendivide by two. It's ten. Yeah,
take ten ten died two three plustwo that's five. Five, that's
ten. Right, and then what'shalf of ten? Five? Yes,
you're a winner. You win oneof Bellio's slippers. Congratulations, you'll love
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them when we're gonna send you apack of tried and gum from the newsroom.
I don't understand. All right,let's talk to me. Maybe you'll
understand what you're talking about. Allright, let's talk to Vince. How
old is Vince Hey? Start?How dare you? Vince Hey? Vince?
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How old are you? Five?Five years old? That's cool?
You're in school? Yeah? Youabout the still hanging on the beach?
Are you crazy? Where? Wedon't not? We do not live at
the beach. We live right inpass. We live in path I know
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our address. Okay, that's yeah. Do something. I don't want to
give out their home. I justwant to go that. I just want
to go there. You just wantto go to bed. No, I
want to go in the room talkingdad. You're the best, all right,
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you guys check in with us.That's why we didn't have to.
Yeah, I'm telling my sister anddad to get out of here because I
just want to talk him quiet.That's right. Yeah, you start letting
them have it, all right,let me put them on hold here.
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That's great. That's one of thereasons I didn't have too though. Even
on a special night where you're onthe phone, yep, the fighting never
stops. Yep. It doesn't stop. Three is okay, because then they
can team up two on one,but man, with this one on one,
it's constant boxing and yelling and throwingcrap at each other. All right,
So Vince and Ryan, thanks forcalling. We'll check in with them
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again. I'm knowing what did theycall me, the ding Dong guy?
Ding dong dude? I like that. I like that. But I had
to make that call because I accidentallycalled their grandparents a holds for having a
pizza, and so I thought i'dmake it up to them. You're the
real triple d. Thank you.At least there's somebody here. You're listening
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to. Tim Conway Junior on DEMYAfrom KF I am six forty. We're
following some stories around here. Thefour or five north bound his closed.
The vice president is in town andif you're stuck on the freeway, look
east you can see that. Butbig ass beautiful moon. And I told
Steve Gregory. They go, hey, we got a full moon. And
Steve's response, Uh yeah, LAPDtold me two hours it was going to
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rise. Thank you. Uh sorry, you were already in the know,
Steve Gregory. All right, DeanSharp is with us. Dean, how
you, Bob. I'm good,I'm good. I'm on the phone.
Listen to me. Uh that's great. Hey, I got I got a
question for you. I know you'veworked in the past and probably still work
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currently with that company Revive, whichI think is a great idea. And
I always wondered why in the past, you know, more people don't do
that, where instead of selling yourhome to somebody to fix it up,
why not fix it up yourself,or in this case, you know,
get in with a company that doesthat, like Revive, and keep that
money in your own pocket. Inever understood why somebody would sell their home
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to somebody who flips houses and notbe involved in that problem it. Yeah,
you know, I feel the sameway, But at the same time,
you know, I can't. I'mnot sure a lot of people who
sell their home direct to investors understandexactly what's happening with their house. I
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don't think most people understand that whenyou sell a direct to an investment company,
when you know, somebody comes alongand says, hey, we'll just
you know, don't don't show thehouse. Don't We'll just give you cash
tomorrow for it. That that theyare. You know, I don't want
to say lowballing, because you know, these companies are legit and they give
a fair price for what the houseis. But they're going to turn around,
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they're going to throw some remodel moneyat it, they're going to flip
it, and they're going to walkaway with a chunk of change. And
and so they I mean most I'msorry, but the average the average person
makes an additional one hundred and eightyeight thousand dollars if they hook up with
a company, you know, inthis case, like Revive or do it
themselves. That's a lot of money. It is a lot of money.
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And you know, Revive as asponsor on KFI and on my show because
specifically because I think they're as faras I know, they're the only company
out there who's doing this who I'llactually partner with you to take the risk
away from the from the initial youknow point, because their program now is
basically they will give you a fairprice up front, they'll purchase the home,
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but there's a second check coming foryou after they renovate it, right,
and they shoulder the risk, soyou really have nothing to lose,
nothing to lose. That's great inmy opinion, that really is great.
Okay, So when when people dolike fix up their home to sell it,
what what are like? What whatwhat was the big what was the
like the biggest tip you could givethem? What what room to work on?
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You know, what is the biggestmistake that people do when they fix
up their home. I heard itwas the backyard. They try to fix
up the backyard. They never getthat money out of the house. Is
that true? Yeah? You know, the the biggest mistake that people make
is just to suit doing that.There's some major esthetic element to the house
that they've just got to go allin on. Right. So somebody is
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like I'm never going to sell thishouse unless we completely remodel this kitchen.
That has got to be the numberone. It's not that the kitchen doesn't
need some you know kelc okay alongthe way, but a major kitchen rerodel
right before you put the house onthe market. Hardly ever ever pays itself
back. You might as well justleave it be. And here's the other
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thing, tim you never know theone thing. You know. Kitchens are
so important to people. That's theproblem. People think this kitchen is going
to be so important to the newbuyer, and you're absolutely right, But
it's a two sided coin. Becausethe kitchen is going to be so important
to me as a buyer. Whatif I walk in there and you've just
remodeled it, but it's not thecolor that I like. What if I
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hate the countertops? You know?So uh, it just doesn't there's no
way to read the future buy's mind, and you're out exactly how to adjust
for their taste. I got wecount so people to stay away from that.
I got to tell you something embarrassingand then can you stay for another
segment? Sure, Okay, I'mgonna tell you something embarrassing. We had
a house in Tarzana and my wifeand I were first time home owners.
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You never owned a home and wesaw a great tile that we liked and
we made our kitchen counters tile andgrout. That's okay, all right,
til and groud. I mean they'relike six inch tiles in the ground.
Everywhere in the ground constantly was dirtyor wet or stained. It was horrible.
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Tell you though, I don't Idon't have the claw. I'm not
looking at the clock, so itcut me off. We're running long on
time. But I got to tellyou that, you know, sometimes the
best look for what's going for isis tile and grout. But these days
you can use epoxy based grout andnot worry about all the crazy cleaning shoes
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because the POxy based grout has zerostainability. Oh zero, okay, no
stains. Bye, By the way, thank you for saving me money.
I turned to you and Krozer lastweek when I had a leak in the
garage and I want to and youcan't see this because you're not on video
the way I am. But everytime you say something like a POxy grout
or you know, you got tomake sure that you know your your home
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is secured, or you know whenyou know, work on the garage whatever.
Krozer always nods his head. Krozerknows a lot about instruction. And
every time he nods his head andlike, okay, these guys know what
they're talking about, all right,hold on, said Dean Sharp is with
us. He's heard every Saturday morningright here on KFI from six to eight
am, and then Sundays from nineam till noon. We'll come back and
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talk about your house. A lotof people o homes or listen to KFI
and they like to talk about andlisten to their homes and listen to a
guy who knows a lot about it. That's Dean Sharp. You're listening to
Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFIAM six forty. Check out the moon.
It's east. Look east. We'vegot a full ass moon. And
if you're stuck on the four orfive northbound or anywhere in the bel Air
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area, sorry, Vice President danQuayle is in town and he's clogging up
the freeways. You know those Republicansdo when they come to town. So
don't blame don't blame us. VicePresident Dan quail in town, buzzing around
all right, Tom, Yeah,I don't what he's doing. I don't
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he's doing going to a spelling beeor something. Uh, Dean Sharp is
with us. He's got a programon KFI every Saturday morning from six to
eight am and then Sunday from nineam until noon. What time, Dean?
What time do you get up tostart prepping that show? I'm sure
you do it all week long,but what time do you and the Lovely
One wake up to hit that showon Saturday? Uh? Well, uh,
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you know, we get up everyday at four? Oh my god,
every day, sorry, the bothof you. Yeah, we're up
at four Monday through Friday. We'reup at four. We're out the door
at four thirty. We're at thegym at five Teena's doing her thing.
I go swim a mile. Weget back home. You're you're you're talking.
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It's like you're talking like Korean orFrench to me. I don't understand
the words. I don't understand youtap in. We sleep in on Saturday
morning till five. Who make amass? I got to make a massive
commute thirty seconds across the backyard toour remote studio. So there you go.
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What is uh why do you wakeup so early? What's wrong with
you? Guys? Why don't wewake up so early? What's wrong with
us? That's right, we aremourning people. What time do you go
to bed? All right about now? Pretty soon we hit the early bird
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special at the diner and you knowwe're already up and ready to go.
That's wild man. Hey, allright, let's talk. I know you're
going to talk a dream house.You're doing that over last weekend, and
you're doing it. I believe thisweekend as well. It was such a
big hit and so much space tocover. But but you know what I
you know, listening to you.And by the way, Mark Thompson's brother,
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his favorite show on this station isyours and he tells everybody about it,
and he podcasted he listened to Texasand he listens to your show every
Saturday and every Sunday live and thenhe tells all his friends. Because you
know, back when, when youwere younger and I was younger, when
my mom and dad bought a pieceof property or they went to build a
house, they only did it once, they didn't really actually follow through with
it. But building a house wasa family deal. Everyone got involved.
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It was very exciting when they movedin and everything, and now it seems
like the joy of it is somewhathas somewhat disappeared. It's almost more headaches
now than it is fun. Well, I think it has to do with
the mentality that most people take,you know. I think that there are
just a lot of people who aren'tinto the process. And for those who
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are, it is it's an amazinglycreative and stressful there's no way to avoid
the stress, but good stress,creative stress, and you can end up
with something. But yeah, alot of most people these days either think
of housing in terms of like fastfood that they just you know, we're
in, we're out, or theythink of it as a rung on a
ladder, like Okay, what canI do with this thing? How long
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am I going to hang on thisbefore I move on? As opposed to
like, hey, this is ourhome. And so yeah, I think
that's that's a cultural difference these days. Yeah, and I wish that people
would enjoy it more. I thinkpeople just get really nervous about money and
about extending timelines and and they getit drives them crazy. Yeah, And
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you know, one of the lessonsthat we are talking about in our series
here, building your dream home isyou know you can afford to take the
whole thing in layers. You cankeeel this thing like an onion. You
do not have to double down onall the money right up front. What
you do have to do, though, is you got to figure out your
design and set up your master plan. If you've written the outline, the
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master outline for the house, andyou can piece those chapters together as they
come and as you can afford it, so if you're in it for the
long term, you don't have toworry about coming up with everything up front.
And by the way, I knowthis is not maybe not your expertise
or area of expertise, but Iknow you work with people like this.
Is it easy or tough nowadays toget either a helock or a bank to
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help you subsidized or help you payfor renovations and add ons. It is
really not that tough. Helocks arereadily available. If you've got decent credit
and you've got a good piece ofproperty, you know most banks are going
to give you a solid look.They were tough, they were for a
while right around COVID and definitely impossibleto get a good deal on after the
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eight collapse, as you know.But now things are pretty deeferent. The
only thing that's changed now that isa significant difference. And you the way
it used to be, you know, twenty years back, is that you
can't get a second on your houseanymore, right, No, Like,
Oh, I've got my first mortgage, I keep that in place, and
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then I get a second, eithergoing to be a helock or a total
refinance. Ah. And that's whya lot of people are hesitant to do,
you know, to to do anon helock refinance because your interest rate's
going to change. I'll be listeningthis weekend. Before you go, though,
I have to tell you that youand Matt money Smith have at least
one thing in common. And pleasedon't take this in an insulting way,
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but there are no two guys inthis building who I think married up more
than you and Matt money Smith.No, I take that as a compliment.
It is obvious clear, there's nohiding Now every I say that the
Matt, and now I'm saying itto you all the time. And that's
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that's a that's a really decent wayto go through life. Bub Thank you,
bro. Well talk, We'll listenover the weekend. All you here,
it goes Dean Sharp everybody every Saturdaymorning from six am till eight am,
and then every Sunday morning from nineam until noon. And you can
It's like perfect time because you listento show and then you can get out
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of the house and do the thingsthat he was talking about. Yeah,
and maybe you're on your way tohome depot or on your way back from
home depot and you're like, oh, I should fix that, you whatever
they're talking about. I should getsupplies for that. And I bet anything
that on the way back from homeDepot, Dean Sharp has said something on
the air and you turn that cararound. You went right back. Yeah,
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yeah, I forgot to get thisor that. But man, you
know what, I can't fix everythingaround the house, but there is a
lot of satisfaction when you do fixsomething at the house where you didn't have
to call somebody. There really isyou know where your wife goes, Oh
Okay, that looks pretty good.Nailed it, nailed it? Well?
Yeah, sometimes that's a bonus theopposite. All right, we live on
KFI, will check out with Mocha, and when we come back look east
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see the full moon. If you'reon the four five, there's some traffic.
The Vice presidents in town, soPACCU patients look at the moon,
and PACCU patients moon patients, Moonpatients. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior
on demand from kf I AM sixforty. There are there's a delay at
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Burbank Airport. I know that Thursdayis a big getaway day where people travel
out of Burbank Airport. So peoplehave asked me in the past, would
you tell us on the way toBurbank Airport of any substantial delays? And
it looks like your your Jet Bluefrom is gonna is on time, that
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one going to New York, butthe flight to Las Vegas is delayed.
Those are the two that our audienceseems to be using a lot. So
the eight forty five flight from Laxto New York City is on schedule at
United Airlines. To San Francisco ateight fifty five is on schedule, Oakland
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on schedule, but the big delayis Las Vegas. So if you're going
to Vegas on the eight to tenSouthwest, that's late. But anyway,
those are the five six flights peopleleaving between seven o'clock and nine o'clock out
of Burbank. It's getaway day.A lot of those people listening to KFI
and they leave on Thursday to goback to wherever they live and they come
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back on Monday. And so I'vegotten some if I got if I just
had one email, I would haveignored it like I do. But we
get I got like fifteen emails saying, hey, there's a lot of people
that go to Burbank Airport on aThursday and we commute. We listening to
KFI all the time, and wetalked about it on the plane. There's
one guy sat on the plane.There's ten commuters that live in San Francisco.
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They all commute to San Francisco,different jobs, different families, different
lives, but the one thing theyhave in common they all listen to KFI
and on their flight to San Francisco, they talk about KFI, mainly this
show, but other shows on KFIall the way home for the weekend.
They're on the same flight every singleThursday, ten to fifteen of them,
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and they all fly together and theyfly back to San Francisco and they talk
about KFI almost the whole flight.So that's cool. So I'm to tell
you your flight's on time for allthe people on that flight. All right,
don't forget. We've got two greatfootball games coming up this weekend.
Tomorrow's Friday, Saturday and Sunday.We've got great sports, great sports talk.
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But you've got Kansas City and Baltimore. They'll be playing in Baltimore that's
to be freezing. And then you'vegot San Francisco hosting the Detroit Lions.
So two great should be great games, and then the winner of the winners
of those games will go on tothe super Bowl. The Detroit Lions are
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one win away. Now, grantedit's a tough team. They got to
beat San Francisco, but they're onewin away from the super Bowl. That's
a big deal in Detroit, Michigan. Huge. So I hope they win,
right. Not that I hate SanFrancisco, Okay, I do,
but because I'm a big Rams fan, and being a Rams fan, you
not only love the Rams, youhate San Francisco. And you're not a
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real Rams fan unless you love theRams and hate San Francisco. You have
to be both. You have tobe in both camps to be a Rams
fan both. You can't be one. Can't say oh, I like both
teams, Then you're not a Ramsfan. I hate both teams. You're
not a RAMS fan. I lovethe Rams hate San Francisco Rams fan,
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RAMS fan. All right, whatshould we do here? You want to
do Dodger Talk about Dodger Stadium inthe gondola. That was cool. We
talked about Disney and expanding. They'recommitting two and a half billion dollars to
expand the theme park. That's goingto be great over the next four or
five six years. When you goto Disneyland, there'll be a lot new
areas, a lot new lands tovisit. That's a cool deal. We
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talked about the pre shower makeup.A lot of people enjoyed that. The
moon came up and we talked aboutthe moon, the full moon. A
lot of people came in who workhere at iHeartMedia came in studio to see
that full moon coming up out ofthe east like it always does. And
after we were talking about it forthree four minutes on the air, Channel
five KTLA did a live shot ofthe moon on Channel five. And we
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have to think that somebody in oneof the remote trucks was listening to KFI
like they all do, and said, oh, let's look east. Oh
they saw the moon. They calledthe director, the news director, whatever,
the producer and said, hey,we got a great shot of the
moon. They didn't credit us,but we have a feeling that they heard
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it on KFI. That's the kindof station. This is. Everybody in
the news business, whether they're anchors, reporters, producers, cameraman, lighting
guys, sound guys, makeup,wardrobe. Everybody in the news business,
the TV news business, listens toKFI. I know that for a fact,
Jack, I know a lot ofthose people and they all listen to
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KFI. So the remote truck driversout there, you guys never ever,
guys and gals, you never getthe credit you deserve. You're the ones
busting your ass out there driving theseyou know, ditsy reporters around. Sorry,
if she's in the van and youget no credit, you're you have
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to set the shot up in therain, in the snow, in the
wind, in the heat. Whenyou talk about the weather, she gets
out of the van for eight seconds, you know it says something about the
winds, the Santa Ana winds,gets back in the and then you've got
to shut down all the equipment,make sure it gets back to the studio,
and you never ever get the credityou deserve. That woman or that
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guy in the suit sitting next toyou, and this is happening right now
in one of these news fans.That guy or that gal, that reporter
is sitting on your right on hercell phone. She gets all the credit,
He gets all the credit. Thereporter gets all the credit. You
get none. But you go hometo your family, and they're normal people.
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When you get home, the familyof the reporter, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't knowthe reporter, so I can't tell.
But you live in the Inland Empire, and you live a normal,
decent life. You take the kidsto their soccer practice or their football game,
and you enjoy that Midwestern lifestyle outof the Inland Empire, and I'm
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jealous of that. Your big nightis going home and taking your family to
Walmart or Tar, and that's whatI do as well. I find endless
entertainment in that endless entertainment in takingmy family to Walmart and Target. I
enjoy it. It's almost like I'mgoing to Disneyland. When I get home,
they say we're going to target touchdown, touchdown for me. I enjoy
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them, and I know that youguys working, you guys and gals working
your ass off who live in theInland Empire, you know exactly what I'm
talking about, exactly what I'm talkingabout. All Right, Doug McIntyre is
sitting in here tomorrow. We're notsupposed to talk about fillins. But he's
a great guy, great host,and he'll be on from four to seven.
But I'll be calling in tomorrow nightat five pm on location. I
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can't tell you what location is,it's secret, but I'll be on location
tomorrow at five pm. If you'rethinking about robbing my house, I have
a guy who's on the Sheriff's departmentin the SWAT team, good friend of
mine, retired SWAT staying at myhouse while I'm gone, So good luck
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trying to get in. All Right'sConway Show mo up next on KFI AM
six forty Conway Show on demand onthe iHeartRadio app. Now you can always
hear us live on KFI AM sixforty four to seven pm Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadioapp,
It's KFI AM six forty and you'relistening to the Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. Is Angel Martinez, Whees Angel You with us? You
know it? Huh? You knowit? It looks like the four'h
five is jammed. Is there anyreason why there's that much traffic on the
northbound or southbound or four or fivenear lax Well? You know, it
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just happens to be that the Vicepresident isn't town. After being in Sacramento
all day, she returned to LosAngeles and now she's heading over to the
Brentwood area. Perfect timing, perfecttiming. Yeah, the northbound side of
the four O five traffic has beenheld here and there while the motorcade gets
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ahead and rolls on through those openstretches. So they're heading up to Brentwood
right now. I just checked thesurface streets in Brentwood and they're an absolute
mess as well. No, doyou can imagine all the street closures there
as they roll her into her herhome and it's a mess of the freeway.
Just looked at a live shop.Let me see if I can pull
that back up. Why would theyallow her and why would she decide to
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come in at five o'clock on aThursday. Why wouldn't she say, look,
let's have another drink in San Franciscoand come in at nine o'clock when
everyone's home, or at least dosomething like, you know, bounce from
Marine one from Lax over to theFederal Building, ran over to Brentwood,
or or I don't know, stayin DC. That's possible, you know,
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yeah, that's possible. Wait untilSaturday. Wait is that gonna be
another nightmare? Oh? Wait?Yeah for her, Wait until the weekend.
Right, wait till the weekend,or you know, fly into Lax
and then go in that stupid restaurantthat nobody goes to at Lax, that
big old spaceship that's on all foursand sit up there and have a drink
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or whatever. But they're going toclose the four or five Or is she
off the four or five yet?Or is she still on it? I
don't know. I'm looking out ashot of it right now, and it's
still looking dark on the northbound side, And every now and then I see
what has dark bean five miles thoughlast or ten miles an hour less like
empty. This is a live shot, so there are no lights on it
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all Oh, because there's no carsthere. I get it, I get
it. Okay, all right,So if you're on the four or five
northbound, you're going to be anothertwenty thirty forty minutes getting home to the
kids because there's a politician that's moreimportant than you. It looks like they're
holding the traffic. Might start berolling now in Culver City, approaching Venice
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Boulevard, and then you've got thiswide open stretch all the way to Santa
Monica Boulevard, so that's starting tofill in. So it looks like maybe
she's off the freeway by now.Yeah, but doesn't she drive in a
car that's protected from idiots. Imean, you can't you throw anything at
it, and there's cops all aroundher. I don't understand why they shut
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the freeways down. Yeah, exactly. I don't understand why they shut these
freeways down. Still, we gotplaces to go. It's a one person,
it's one politician. Nobody is thatangry at her that they're going to
take any you know, any youknow, crazy actions. People don't really
care that much either way, justbut the blocking of the traffic drives people
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crazy. Oh, the West Sidelooks awful. I mean, Brentwood,
every single street is just slammed rightnow. Great, that's great, all
right, Angel Martinez, everybody thatis cool. Look east and see the
moon. Hey, last week Isaid that if you have a pizza oven,
you're an a hole. And thenI said, I'm gonna make ten
exceptions to it. I've made seven. This might be one the eighth.
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Here a guy named zitt On Nick? Is it Zenner? Is that any
pronounce your last name? Nick?Yeah? No er Zaner? Okay,
sorry about that, bubb Hey,So what happened. You were in the
car with the kids and I said, if you have a pizza oven,
you're an a hole, and thenthe grandparents got involved. No. So
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the next morning I was playing yourGuys' podcast for my kids and I just
wanted to let it play through sothey can hear the story and see if
it related to him. And somy daughter hears you go, Hey,
people with pizza ovens are a holes. My daughter goes, Dad, the
ding dong dude just said that pizzaovens are a holes. But we have
a pieza oven and we're laughing,and I'm telling her, honey, he's
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just joking. He's being goofy,and I'll just just keep listening. So
then you get to the point whereyou're talking about the guy's daughter that's seven
years old tells her dad, Hey, these pizzas aren't that good, And
my daughter starts laughing at yourself,Dad, I tell you your pieces aren't
that good. And at that pointis when I told my daughter, I'm
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like, honey, he's talking aboutyou, and she said, Dad,
you called him. My daughter's alwaystrying. My daughter's always want to call
him too. The show and talkwith you because we listened to quite often.
How old are your kids? Yeah, one minute, my daughter's seven,
Ryan, Oh no, she's tryingto talk to me to answer questions.
And then my son is five.Okay, so your daughter's name is
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Ryan, Ryan, and your son'sname is Vince Vince. Okay, all
right, put the kids on.Let's talk to the kids. All right.
Here we go, just Ryan phoneor just want me to hand it
to him, handed to him,it might be easier. We'll get talking.
Hey is this Ryan or Vince?Ryan? How old are you?
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Seven years old? That's a greatage. What grade is that? What
is that in? First? Second? First? First grade? All right?
Do you have a pretty cool teacher? Yeah? Nice? What's your
name? My ismighty Chad. It'sthe name of my teacher when I was
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shell. Oh speak Spanish in myschool? Oh? I didn't know that?
Uh more interest, aren't they?And by the way, Ryan,
you'll know dangled tempo about a Vince. What you'll know than tut of Vince.
I don't have time for Vince.That's right, that's exactly right.
It's your brother's name, right,Yeah, my brother's name is Vince Vince.
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Okay, alright, I nailed itwith Vince. All right. So
you're you're a bilingual. You speakSpanish and English? Right? Yeah?
Oh that's great. That's that's beencome in handy in the future. M
I have a question. Okay,is one of your friends named Belli?
Oh? Sure you want to talkto her? Hello? That's Belli?
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O. Hi, Hi, Hi? How are you good? I hear
Dings. I'm talking about you alot. What do you think about d
the ding Dong man talking about me? I think he's funny and his nickname
is ding Dong dude. That's right, ding Dong dude. You think he's
funny, that's correct? Back,well, we should we made her up
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a joke that it goes with whatyou always say, ding dong? Okay,
are there any swear words in it? What's the square words? Never
mind? Never mind. That's that'sgood. Keep it. Keep with that
until you're you want to tell yourjoke. You for your let's go.
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Okay, go ahead, Ryan,knock knock? Who's there? Ding?
Ding? Who? Ding dong?Wow? I never saw that coming.
That's great, awesome, you hadto stand up comedy. That's really cool.
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And you love hanging out with that? Huh? Hey does hang out?
So does? Does your dad constantly? Is always listening to KFI?
Right? Yeah, we listen toyou a lot. Oh, that's a
good father. Good dad. Andwhat's your brother like? Is he?
How old your brother? Eight?I'm the oldest. Oh, you're the
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oldest. I apologize? How oldsVince? Uh? Do you want to
talk to Vince and ask him that? Sure? Hey, are you guys
looking at the moon tonight? Yougot a full moon? Yeah, we
looked at it just a couple ofminutes ago. Why were you waiting to
call in? It's pretty cool?Huh? What's your favorite subject in school?
What are you good at? Math? Oh? Okay, I'm gonna
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give you a math problem. Thenokay, okay, three plus four plus
three divided by two? Uh waitwhat three plus four? Oh wait,
that's ten. Okay, three plusfour plus three died, that's ten.
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Okay, get all right. Thendivide by two. It's ten. Yeah,
take ten ten died two three plustwo that's five. Five, that's
ten. Right, and then what'shalf of ten? Five? Yes,
you're a winner. You win oneof Bellio's slippers. Congratulations, you'll love
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them when we're gonna send you apack of tried and gum from the newsroom.
I don't understand. All right,let's talk to me. Maybe you'll
understand what you're talking about. Allright, let's talk to Vince. How
old is Vince Hey? Start?How dare you? Vince Hey? Vince?
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How old are you? Five?Five years old? That's cool?
You're in school? Yeah? Youabout the still hanging on the beach?
Are you crazy? Where? Wedon't not? We do not live at
the beach. We live right inpass. We live in path I know
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our address. Okay, that's yeah. Do something. I don't want to
give out their home. I justwant to go that. I just want
to go there. You just wantto go to bed. No, I
want to go in the room talkingdad. You're the best, all right,
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you guys check in with us.That's why we didn't have to.
Yeah, I'm telling my sister anddad to get out of here because I
just want to talk him quiet.That's right. Yeah, you start letting
them have it, all right,let me put them on hold here.
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That's great. That's one of thereasons I didn't have too though. Even
on a special night where you're onthe phone, yep, the fighting never
stops. Yep. It doesn't stop. Three is okay, because then they
can team up two on one,but man, with this one on one,
it's constant boxing and yelling and throwingcrap at each other. All right,
So Vince and Ryan, thanks forcalling. We'll check in with them
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again. I'm knowing what did theycall me, the ding Dong guy?
Ding dong dude? I like that. I like that. But I had
to make that call because I accidentallycalled their grandparents a holds for having a
pizza, and so I thought i'dmake it up to them. You're the
real triple d. Thank you.At least there's somebody here. You're listening
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to. Tim Conway Junior on DEMYAfrom KF I am six forty. We're
following some stories around here. Thefour or five north bound his closed.
The vice president is in town andif you're stuck on the freeway, look
east you can see that. Butbig ass beautiful moon. And I told
Steve Gregory. They go, hey, we got a full moon. And
Steve's response, Uh yeah, LAPDtold me two hours it was going to
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rise. Thank you. Uh sorry, you were already in the know,
Steve Gregory. All right, DeanSharp is with us. Dean, how
you, Bob. I'm good,I'm good. I'm on the phone.
Listen to me. Uh that's great. Hey, I got I got a
question for you. I know you'veworked in the past and probably still work
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currently with that company Revive, whichI think is a great idea. And
I always wondered why in the past, you know, more people don't do
that, where instead of selling yourhome to somebody to fix it up,
why not fix it up yourself,or in this case, you know,
get in with a company that doesthat, like Revive, and keep that
money in your own pocket. Inever understood why somebody would sell their home
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to somebody who flips houses and notbe involved in that problem it. Yeah,
you know, I feel the sameway, But at the same time,
you know, I can't. I'mnot sure a lot of people who
sell their home direct to investors understandexactly what's happening with their house. I
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don't think most people understand that whenyou sell a direct to an investment company,
when you know, somebody comes alongand says, hey, we'll just
you know, don't don't show thehouse. Don't We'll just give you cash
tomorrow for it. That that theyare. You know, I don't want
to say lowballing, because you know, these companies are legit and they give
a fair price for what the houseis. But they're going to turn around,
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they're going to throw some remodel moneyat it, they're going to flip
it, and they're going to walkaway with a chunk of change. And
and so they I mean most I'msorry, but the average the average person
makes an additional one hundred and eightyeight thousand dollars if they hook up with
a company, you know, inthis case, like Revive or do it
themselves. That's a lot of money. It is a lot of money.
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And you know, Revive as asponsor on KFI and on my show because
specifically because I think they're as faras I know, they're the only company
out there who's doing this who I'llactually partner with you to take the risk
away from the from the initial youknow point, because their program now is
basically they will give you a fairprice up front, they'll purchase the home,
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but there's a second check coming foryou after they renovate it, right,
and they shoulder the risk, soyou really have nothing to lose,
nothing to lose. That's great inmy opinion, that really is great.
Okay, So when when people dolike fix up their home to sell it,
what what are like? What whatwhat was the big what was the
like the biggest tip you could givethem? What what room to work on?
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You know, what is the biggestmistake that people do when they fix
up their home. I heard itwas the backyard. They try to fix
up the backyard. They never getthat money out of the house. Is
that true? Yeah? You know, the the biggest mistake that people make
is just to suit doing that.There's some major esthetic element to the house
that they've just got to go allin on. Right. So somebody is
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like I'm never going to sell thishouse unless we completely remodel this kitchen.
That has got to be the numberone. It's not that the kitchen doesn't
need some you know kelc okay alongthe way, but a major kitchen rerodel
right before you put the house onthe market. Hardly ever ever pays itself
back. You might as well justleave it be. And here's the other
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thing, tim you never know theone thing. You know. Kitchens are
so important to people. That's theproblem. People think this kitchen is going
to be so important to the newbuyer, and you're absolutely right, But
it's a two sided coin. Becausethe kitchen is going to be so important
to me as a buyer. Whatif I walk in there and you've just
remodeled it, but it's not thecolor that I like. What if I
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hate the countertops? You know?So uh, it just doesn't there's no
way to read the future buy's mind, and you're out exactly how to adjust
for their taste. I got wecount so people to stay away from that.
I got to tell you something embarrassingand then can you stay for another
segment? Sure, Okay, I'mgonna tell you something embarrassing. We had
a house in Tarzana and my wifeand I were first time home owners.
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You never owned a home and wesaw a great tile that we liked and
we made our kitchen counters tile andgrout. That's okay, all right,
til and groud. I mean they'relike six inch tiles in the ground.
Everywhere in the ground constantly was dirtyor wet or stained. It was horrible.
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Tell you though, I don't Idon't have the claw. I'm not
looking at the clock, so itcut me off. We're running long on
time. But I got to tellyou that, you know, sometimes the
best look for what's going for isis tile and grout. But these days
you can use epoxy based grout andnot worry about all the crazy cleaning shoes
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because the POxy based grout has zerostainability. Oh zero, okay, no
stains. Bye, By the way, thank you for saving me money.
I turned to you and Krozer lastweek when I had a leak in the
garage and I want to and youcan't see this because you're not on video
the way I am. But everytime you say something like a POxy grout
or you know, you got tomake sure that you know your your home
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is secured, or you know whenyou know, work on the garage whatever.
Krozer always nods his head. Krozerknows a lot about instruction. And
every time he nods his head andlike, okay, these guys know what
they're talking about, all right,hold on, said Dean Sharp is with
us. He's heard every Saturday morningright here on KFI from six to eight
am, and then Sundays from nineam till noon. We'll come back and
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talk about your house. A lotof people o homes or listen to KFI
and they like to talk about andlisten to their homes and listen to a
guy who knows a lot about it. That's Dean Sharp. You're listening to
Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFIAM six forty. Check out the moon.
It's east. Look east. We'vegot a full ass moon. And
if you're stuck on the four orfive northbound or anywhere in the bel Air
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area, sorry, Vice President danQuayle is in town and he's clogging up
the freeways. You know those Republicansdo when they come to town. So
don't blame don't blame us. VicePresident Dan quail in town, buzzing around
all right, Tom, Yeah,I don't what he's doing. I don't
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he's doing going to a spelling beeor something. Uh, Dean Sharp is
with us. He's got a programon KFI every Saturday morning from six to
eight am and then Sunday from nineam until noon. What time, Dean?
What time do you get up tostart prepping that show? I'm sure
you do it all week long,but what time do you and the Lovely
One wake up to hit that showon Saturday? Uh? Well, uh,
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you know, we get up everyday at four? Oh my god,
every day, sorry, the bothof you. Yeah, we're up
at four Monday through Friday. We'reup at four. We're out the door
at four thirty. We're at thegym at five Teena's doing her thing.
I go swim a mile. Weget back home. You're you're you're talking.
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It's like you're talking like Korean orFrench to me. I don't understand
the words. I don't understand youtap in. We sleep in on Saturday
morning till five. Who make amass? I got to make a massive
commute thirty seconds across the backyard toour remote studio. So there you go.
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What is uh why do you wakeup so early? What's wrong with
you? Guys? Why don't wewake up so early? What's wrong with
us? That's right, we aremourning people. What time do you go
to bed? All right about now? Pretty soon we hit the early bird
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special at the diner and you knowwe're already up and ready to go.
That's wild man. Hey, allright, let's talk. I know you're
going to talk a dream house.You're doing that over last weekend, and
you're doing it. I believe thisweekend as well. It was such a
big hit and so much space tocover. But but you know what I
you know, listening to you.And by the way, Mark Thompson's brother,
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his favorite show on this station isyours and he tells everybody about it,
and he podcasted he listened to Texasand he listens to your show every
Saturday and every Sunday live and thenhe tells all his friends. Because you
know, back when, when youwere younger and I was younger, when
my mom and dad bought a pieceof property or they went to build a
house, they only did it once, they didn't really actually follow through with
it. But building a house wasa family deal. Everyone got involved.
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It was very exciting when they movedin and everything, and now it seems
like the joy of it is somewhathas somewhat disappeared. It's almost more headaches
now than it is fun. Well, I think it has to do with
the mentality that most people take,you know. I think that there are
just a lot of people who aren'tinto the process. And for those who
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are, it is it's an amazinglycreative and stressful there's no way to avoid
the stress, but good stress,creative stress, and you can end up
with something. But yeah, alot of most people these days either think
of housing in terms of like fastfood that they just you know, we're
in, we're out, or theythink of it as a rung on a
ladder, like Okay, what canI do with this thing? How long
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am I going to hang on thisbefore I move on? As opposed to
like, hey, this is ourhome. And so yeah, I think
that's that's a cultural difference these days. Yeah, and I wish that people
would enjoy it more. I thinkpeople just get really nervous about money and
about extending timelines and and they getit drives them crazy. Yeah, And
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you know, one of the lessonsthat we are talking about in our series
here, building your dream home isyou know you can afford to take the
whole thing in layers. You cankeeel this thing like an onion. You
do not have to double down onall the money right up front. What
you do have to do, though, is you got to figure out your
design and set up your master plan. If you've written the outline, the
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master outline for the house, andyou can piece those chapters together as they
come and as you can afford it, so if you're in it for the
long term, you don't have toworry about coming up with everything up front.
And by the way, I knowthis is not maybe not your expertise
or area of expertise, but Iknow you work with people like this.
Is it easy or tough nowadays toget either a helock or a bank to
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help you subsidized or help you payfor renovations and add ons. It is
really not that tough. Helocks arereadily available. If you've got decent credit
and you've got a good piece ofproperty, you know most banks are going
to give you a solid look.They were tough, they were for a
while right around COVID and definitely impossibleto get a good deal on after the
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eight collapse, as you know.But now things are pretty deeferent. The
only thing that's changed now that isa significant difference. And you the way
it used to be, you know, twenty years back, is that you
can't get a second on your houseanymore, right, No, Like,
Oh, I've got my first mortgage, I keep that in place, and
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then I get a second, eithergoing to be a helock or a total
refinance. Ah. And that's whya lot of people are hesitant to do,
you know, to to do anon helock refinance because your interest rate's
going to change. I'll be listeningthis weekend. Before you go, though,
I have to tell you that youand Matt money Smith have at least
one thing in common. And pleasedon't take this in an insulting way,
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but there are no two guys inthis building who I think married up more
than you and Matt money Smith.No, I take that as a compliment.
It is obvious clear, there's nohiding Now every I say that the
Matt, and now I'm saying itto you all the time. And that's
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that's a that's a really decent wayto go through life. Bub Thank you,
bro. Well talk, We'll listenover the weekend. All you here,
it goes Dean Sharp everybody every Saturdaymorning from six am till eight am,
and then every Sunday morning from nineam until noon. And you can
It's like perfect time because you listento show and then you can get out
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of the house and do the thingsthat he was talking about. Yeah,
and maybe you're on your way tohome depot or on your way back from
home depot and you're like, oh, I should fix that, you whatever
they're talking about. I should getsupplies for that. And I bet anything
that on the way back from homeDepot, Dean Sharp has said something on
the air and you turn that cararound. You went right back. Yeah,
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yeah, I forgot to get thisor that. But man, you
know what, I can't fix everythingaround the house, but there is a
lot of satisfaction when you do fixsomething at the house where you didn't have
to call somebody. There really isyou know where your wife goes, Oh
Okay, that looks pretty good.Nailed it, nailed it? Well?
Yeah, sometimes that's a bonus theopposite. All right, we live on
KFI, will check out with Mocha, and when we come back look east
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see the full moon. If you'reon the four five, there's some traffic.
The Vice presidents in town, soPACCU patients look at the moon,
and PACCU patients moon patients, Moonpatients. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior
on demand from kf I AM sixforty. There are there's a delay at
(25:32):
Burbank Airport. I know that Thursdayis a big getaway day where people travel
out of Burbank Airport. So peoplehave asked me in the past, would
you tell us on the way toBurbank Airport of any substantial delays? And
it looks like your your Jet Bluefrom is gonna is on time, that
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one going to New York, butthe flight to Las Vegas is delayed.
Those are the two that our audienceseems to be using a lot. So
the eight forty five flight from Laxto New York City is on schedule at
United Airlines. To San Francisco ateight fifty five is on schedule, Oakland
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on schedule, but the big delayis Las Vegas. So if you're going
to Vegas on the eight to tenSouthwest, that's late. But anyway,
those are the five six flights peopleleaving between seven o'clock and nine o'clock out
of Burbank. It's getaway day.A lot of those people listening to KFI
and they leave on Thursday to goback to wherever they live and they come
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back on Monday. And so I'vegotten some if I got if I just
had one email, I would haveignored it like I do. But we
get I got like fifteen emails saying, hey, there's a lot of people
that go to Burbank Airport on aThursday and we commute. We listening to
KFI all the time, and wetalked about it on the plane. There's
one guy sat on the plane.There's ten commuters that live in San Francisco.
(27:03):
They all commute to San Francisco,different jobs, different families, different
lives, but the one thing theyhave in common they all listen to KFI
and on their flight to San Francisco, they talk about KFI, mainly this
show, but other shows on KFIall the way home for the weekend.
They're on the same flight every singleThursday, ten to fifteen of them,
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and they all fly together and theyfly back to San Francisco and they talk
about KFI almost the whole flight.So that's cool. So I'm to tell
you your flight's on time for allthe people on that flight. All right,
don't forget. We've got two greatfootball games coming up this weekend.
Tomorrow's Friday, Saturday and Sunday.We've got great sports, great sports talk.
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But you've got Kansas City and Baltimore. They'll be playing in Baltimore that's
to be freezing. And then you'vegot San Francisco hosting the Detroit Lions.
So two great should be great games, and then the winner of the winners
of those games will go on tothe super Bowl. The Detroit Lions are
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one win away. Now, grantedit's a tough team. They got to
beat San Francisco, but they're onewin away from the super Bowl. That's
a big deal in Detroit, Michigan. Huge. So I hope they win,
right. Not that I hate SanFrancisco, Okay, I do,
but because I'm a big Rams fan, and being a Rams fan, you
not only love the Rams, youhate San Francisco. And you're not a
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real Rams fan unless you love theRams and hate San Francisco. You have
to be both. You have tobe in both camps to be a Rams
fan both. You can't be one. Can't say oh, I like both
teams, Then you're not a Ramsfan. I hate both teams. You're
not a RAMS fan. I lovethe Rams hate San Francisco Rams fan,
(28:52):
RAMS fan. All right, whatshould we do here? You want to
do Dodger Talk about Dodger Stadium inthe gondola. That was cool. We
talked about Disney and expanding. They'recommitting two and a half billion dollars to
expand the theme park. That's goingto be great over the next four or
five six years. When you goto Disneyland, there'll be a lot new
areas, a lot new lands tovisit. That's a cool deal. We
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talked about the pre shower makeup.A lot of people enjoyed that. The
moon came up and we talked aboutthe moon, the full moon. A
lot of people came in who workhere at iHeartMedia came in studio to see
that full moon coming up out ofthe east like it always does. And
after we were talking about it forthree four minutes on the air, Channel
five KTLA did a live shot ofthe moon on Channel five. And we
(29:40):
have to think that somebody in oneof the remote trucks was listening to KFI
like they all do, and said, oh, let's look east. Oh
they saw the moon. They calledthe director, the news director, whatever,
the producer and said, hey,we got a great shot of the
moon. They didn't credit us,but we have a feeling that they heard
(30:00):
it on KFI. That's the kindof station. This is. Everybody in
the news business, whether they're anchors, reporters, producers, cameraman, lighting
guys, sound guys, makeup,wardrobe. Everybody in the news business,
the TV news business, listens toKFI. I know that for a fact,
Jack, I know a lot ofthose people and they all listen to
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KFI. So the remote truck driversout there, you guys never ever,
guys and gals, you never getthe credit you deserve. You're the ones
busting your ass out there driving theseyou know, ditsy reporters around. Sorry,
if she's in the van and youget no credit, you're you have
(30:45):
to set the shot up in therain, in the snow, in the
wind, in the heat. Whenyou talk about the weather, she gets
out of the van for eight seconds, you know it says something about the
winds, the Santa Ana winds,gets back in the and then you've got
to shut down all the equipment,make sure it gets back to the studio,
and you never ever get the credityou deserve. That woman or that
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guy in the suit sitting next toyou, and this is happening right now
in one of these news fans.That guy or that gal, that reporter
is sitting on your right on hercell phone. She gets all the credit,
He gets all the credit. Thereporter gets all the credit. You
get none. But you go hometo your family, and they're normal people.
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When you get home, the familyof the reporter, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't knowthe reporter, so I can't tell.
But you live in the Inland Empire, and you live a normal,
decent life. You take the kidsto their soccer practice or their football game,
and you enjoy that Midwestern lifestyle outof the Inland Empire, and I'm
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jealous of that. Your big nightis going home and taking your family to
Walmart or Tar, and that's whatI do as well. I find endless
entertainment in that endless entertainment in takingmy family to Walmart and Target. I
enjoy it. It's almost like I'mgoing to Disneyland. When I get home,
they say we're going to target touchdown, touchdown for me. I enjoy
(32:17):
them, and I know that youguys working, you guys and gals working
your ass off who live in theInland Empire, you know exactly what I'm
talking about, exactly what I'm talkingabout. All Right, Doug McIntyre is
sitting in here tomorrow. We're notsupposed to talk about fillins. But he's
a great guy, great host,and he'll be on from four to seven.
But I'll be calling in tomorrow nightat five pm on location. I
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can't tell you what location is,it's secret, but I'll be on location
tomorrow at five pm. If you'rethinking about robbing my house, I have
a guy who's on the Sheriff's departmentin the SWAT team, good friend of
mine, retired SWAT staying at myhouse while I'm gone, So good luck
(33:00):
trying to get in. All Right'sConway Show mo up next on KFI AM
six forty Conway Show on demand onthe iHeartRadio app. Now you can always
hear us live on KFI AM sixforty four to seven pm Monday through Friday,
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