Not You, Guillermo: A 'What We Do In The Shadows' Podcast

Not You, Guillermo: A 'What We Do In The Shadows' Podcast

Do you like human drambuie or genuine Arizonan nacho chips? Or maybe you’re just a human podcast fan who likes vampires that live in Staten Island? Either way, we've got a show for you! This is 'Not You, Guillermo,' a 'What We Do In The Shadows' podcast, hosted by comedians Patrick Monahan & Nicole Conlan. We’ll be doing episode recaps of Season 3 of 'What We Do In The Shadows' and talking to people who were there behind the scenes, making 'What We Do In The Shadows' possible. Join us to get more familiar with Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson. But not you, Guillermo.

Episodes

Season 4 Recap Part 2: Colin Doesn't Remember Anything, & Neither Do We

October 31, 2022 • 52 mins

Just in time for Halloween (totally on purpose), Pat and Nicole are here to talk episodes 7-10 of What We Do In The Shadows Season 4! Colin is back to his old self, Guillermo is closer than ever to becoming a vampire, Laszlo experiences emotional growth for perhaps the first time, and Nandor tries to go back to the way things were! Plus, we talk Clone High, home reno shows, and the potential future of the pod!

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Resurrecting The Pod, And Also Nandor's 37 Wives

August 15, 2022 • 82 mins

Patrick and Nicole are back from the dead to talk about the first 6 episodes of the season (checking in at the classic 60% mark)! The vampires are all together again: Nadja is launching her own nightclub, Nandor is looking for love, Laszlo is teaching Colin how to be a classy gentleman, and Guillermo is cooking the books. Additionally, Patrick and Nicole discuss the movies Cube and Orange County, the lineup of the band Crazytown, a...

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A Portrait of the Colin as a Young Man

November 1, 2021 • 41 mins
Last week there were a lot of shocking events… this week we don’t get many answers. With the crew splitting up across the globe Patrick & Nicole are wondering what it all means for next season. They also discuss the future of Colin Robinson….and the podcast.

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The Fate of Colin Robinson & Talking Costumes with Amanda Neale

October 25, 2021 • 48 mins
Patrick and Nicole debate Colin Robinson's future after the shocking developments that explain Laszlo's strange behavior this season. They're also joined by Amanda Neale, who was the costume designer for the What We Do In the Shadows movie, as well as seasons 1 & 2 of the FX show. Neale talks about the unique challenges of designing costumes for an improvised show, and how Nandor maintained his 700-year-old wardrobe.

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Jan’s Long Con & Shadows at NY Comic Con

October 18, 2021 • 48 mins
Nicole and Patrick talk about “The Wellness Center” and celebrate Cree Summer’s long career. We also take a field trip to get you some exclusive audio from the cast and writers at the Press Room at NY Comic Con, where Patrick finally asks showrunner Paul Simms, what kills Colin Robinson?

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The Siren & The Pilot w/ Jon Gabrus

October 11, 2021 • 60 mins
In this episode Patrick and Nicole talk about which remote island Sheila could have been on, Laszlo's experience at Best Buy, and whether Colin really found love. They're also joined by Jon Gabrus, who plays the Wharfinger in the pilot episode. Gabrus’s streak of having the longest episode of every show he appears on remains unbroken.

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Lil’ Guys with Zach Dunn and Jake Bender

October 4, 2021 • 46 mins
Patrick and Nicole are joined by WWDITS writers Zach Dunn and Jake Bender to talk about vacationing in Nutley, NJ, exclusive "stuff happening" on the show and this week’s episode, “The Escape,” which they also wrote.

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Pillow Talk with Anthony Atamanuik

September 25, 2021 • 40 mins
Patrick and Nicole are joined by Anthony Atamanuik (Sean the neighbor) to talk about shooting in Toronto and improvising with Matt Berry and the gang. Then, they recap Episode 5 - Derek returns, Guillermo manipulates, and Colin Robinson does a Jar Jar Binks impression for the ages.
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The Gang Goes To AC

September 18, 2021 • 48 mins
James Dwyer AKA Jeremy the Virgin joins Patrick and Nicole to talk about filming an orgy the night before Thanksgiving, the rules of craps, and this week’s episode, “The Casino.”


Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymo

Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan.

The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp

James Dwyer on Twitter @jamesbdwyer
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Workin’ On Our Twilight Moves

September 11, 2021 • 27 mins
In this episode, Nicole & Patrick give credit to the poor foley artists of Shadows, reminisce about Angelfire websites, and posit that Gail is just Janice from The Sopranos.

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Follow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan!
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Guillermo’s Fate & Nandor’s Date

September 4, 2021 • 36 mins
In this episode Patrick & Nicole talk about both "The Prisoner" and "The Cloak of Duplication." They try to figure out the mystery of how Colin Robinson got his powers, the struggle for the throne between Nandor and Nadja, Laszlo’s porno odyssey, and most importantly, why the heck is Guillermo eating a hamburger like that?!

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"Boning Up" on Last Season

August 30, 2021 • 34 mins
Patrick Monahan and Nicole Conlan are so excited for Season 3 of What We Do In The Shadows they started their podcast early! They get into the vampiric council org chart, how to kill Colin Robinson, and the process of becoming a Chinese hopping vampire. Plus, some predictions for the upcoming season and all the characters we hope come back to Staten Island. Grab your most cursed hat and join us in the sitting room for a house meeti...
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'Not You, Guillermo: A "What We Do In The Shadows" Podcast' Trailer

August 21, 2021 • 1 min
Want to get a little more familiar with Staten Island's most famous vampires, Nandor the Relentless, Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja, and Colin Robinson? (But not you, Guillermo)

Join hosts Patrick Monahan and Nicole Conlan as they sink their teeth into Season 3 of 'What We Do In The Shadows,' and talk to writers, producers, and others from the series past.

Will the vampire puns ever end? Probably not.
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