Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

A driver in Denver, CO tried to flee the scene of an accident with a police officer in their car. The cop had gotten in to shut of the vehicle's engine when they found the driver unresponsive behind the wheel. When that driver woke up, all hell broke loose.

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A Walmart customer in Arizona was trying to buy 9 avocados at self-checkout. Instead of punching in 9, they punched in 999 and freaked when they thought Walmart was trying to rip them off.  

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23-year-old John Robinson was going to be late for his Spirit Airlines flight from Detroit to L.A. His solution for delaying the plane's departure was ill-advised, and illegal as all get-out.

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After a night out in St. Petersburg, FL 31-year-old Andrew Davison from Statesboro, GA needed a ride home. When he saw a cop car with flashing lights, he hopped in the back seat and told the officer he "wanted a ride home." Andrew got a ride, just not home.  

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Richard Pruneda  got a DUI in Eddyville, Kentucky over Memorial Day Weekend. His car was impounded by the country sheriff and he spent the night in detention. The next day he bonded out and asked to get some items from his car. He realizes not that was a mistake.

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A first date with 20-year-old Mazyar Azarbonyad ended with a high-speed chase, 5 wrecked police cars, 7 injured police, and some jail time.

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Erica Muzzy resigned her position with the Sheriff's Department after recent events, events she knew were illegal like having a fake tag on her motorcycle and uploading videos to her social media accounts of "reckless stunt riding on public roads." 

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Kenda Hess had a warrant out for her arrest, so when cops pulled her over she pretended to be her sister, Koty. Koty also had a warrant out so Kenda was arrested anyway.

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An unnamed male burglary and theft suspect climbed 80 feet up a tree trying to not be arrested. It took cops 8 hours to talk him down. Talk about delaying the inevitable.

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A bank employee tried to sue his employer after being fired for being naked from the waist down during an online virtual work meeting. For the record, it is SUPER creepy for any "professional" to be 1/2 naked during a work call. 

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It wasn't so much the chip, but rather the beer Darin Deilkes grabbed after eating the chip that got him in trouble. Video of the act in a Florida bar made its way to Darin's parole officer. Darin's not supposed to even be in a bar, much less drink any alcohol. The violation of his probation requirements got him (re)arrested last week.

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Police questioned a bridge jumper after he was rescued by emergency crews, including a fireboat and the Coast Guard. His reason for jumping off the Cambie Street Bridge left authorities less than impressed.

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William Mullin McLeod Jr. was out and about, yelling at everyone and no one, in nothing but his underwear and shoes. When cops asked for ID William told them he was Superman ... then he said he was God. Neither turned out to be true.

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Prison guards at Pococi Penitentiary spotted a fence-jumper the other night. It was a cat, but strapped TO that cat were packages of drugs. The cat was captured but not detained. The delivery was not made.

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Johnnie Norman wanted to surprise his potato-chip-loving wife for her birthday. She was surprised all right. Johnnie bought 30 small bags of potato chips and asked the hotel to spread them on the bed before they arrived. He didn't ask them to open the bags and dump the chips, they did that for free.

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Who knew the devil shopped at Walmart? A woman caught shoplifting told authorities the devil, yes, THE devil told her to buy the items for someone else. The devil could not be reached for comment.

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L.A. resident Michael Duarte returned home one night to discover a stranger in his bed.
That was just the tip of the iceberg. What the stranger did BEFORE climbing into bed, naked, is what's getting everyone's attention.   

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Male, 24, looking for a new roommate. That's what happens when your previous roommate steals your food, has an allergic reaction, then wants YOU to pay his medical bill. 

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The McGirr family ran up a $200 tab at the Horse And Jockey Pub in Tideswell, England, paid their bill and left. Management got the impression the family left without paying and took their beef to social media, including videos and photos of Peter and Ann McGirr and their kids. Except the HAD paid, then they SUED.

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