September 15, 2021 • 71 mins
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's up, man, Carlos Miller of the eighty five South Show,
And I appreciate you checking out my guests. Click the
link so you can check out part two of this
interview with my special guest. That's right. Click that link
Part two. You started this show man, we are here
(00:29):
talking ship with Miss Pat today. Don't you ever forget it?
BT plus. Make sure you're download the app and go
watch Miss Patt news were black people. It's only nine,
but they can't handle it over there. I need you to.
I need everybody log on individually, right, yeah, don't let's
(00:50):
blow it up. The number one show. I don't have
it yet. I watched you on the last coming Standing.
Every episode you beat mine was free. I don't give
a funk out with that for you. Just when did
it come out? Last week? Okay? The first week is everything? Okay, Well,
(01:12):
I'm gonna watching this week. I'm going home, get bat Plus,
put the baby in the close and watch the show.
Not this baby, even you don't want him, hollyand you're
gonna miss some jokes and baby, I'm just gonna put
that bitch on and I'm gonna run it. Will up Holland.
And then I'm gonna put them down and i'mnna run
it again. That way is running. What I'm saying, famous work,
(01:35):
my camele fucked up. I got cable, but it's funked
up right now. Your phone callos, I mean, I got
the app, we got you, we got you. Watch it
well they snow about doing it. Fans, y'all going down
because it's gonna be after that anyway. So by the
time they see this, we have seen it, and that
(01:58):
you were talking about we see this in the future.
So we're in the future right now, so I can
tell him how great it was because that ship was motherfucker.
Ms Pat did some ship on that bus that I
ain't really seen being done. We really enjoying the clips
the stand up with the actual show and she really
gets to be herself up in there. I'm saying, she
(02:21):
really just kind of really safe for them kids. Yeah,
and she taking it there. Yeah. And a lot of
this is pulled from Miss Pat real life stand up
exactly life because you said your daughters, yeah and do
women exactly, and you're not to take over you're about
(02:44):
to God themn mama. But ship is amazing because we
have seen it now because this is a By the
time it's come out, we have seen it. You ain't
never do the podcast in the no, I never did
it that fun. You got me confused? Probably one. Are
we talking about it by the time this hit. By
(03:06):
the time it's right, we're gonna go ahead and claiming
season too, They're gonna go ahead. I need season to season.
Let's put it out to have a fat season there,
Come on, man, let's go so I can pull some
my lan a comedian friends on that with me. I've
been on that. Let meuse call with you this season
shout ship happening. We can fit you in. But I
(03:30):
was very close to calling this. I will call you this.
I need you. I'm gonna have you pick it up
a fat bach running down street with Do you think
I want to do it? Strong? Is fucking okay? I
got you, I got you. Keep it reasonable? What reasonable?
Once at the five keep reading probably two blocks. Shout
(04:02):
out to all the big one. Why big women always
asking men like big women? I don't know why that.
I don't know why that because I don't I don't know.
I've never asked somebody they like me like you like
big one. I know what tricked me. Just confence what
you're talking about. You, Yeah, they actually do as well.
Some people don't like that. Girls who don't like fat girls. Clayton,
(04:27):
you don't know if you know us. You don't know us.
You know nothing. You just keep going my ship and
you get doing my direction without knowing much else. Because
if you like hood niggers women, So what do you
(04:49):
say when the women actually? Do you like fat girls?
I don't know that. You don't, girl, what do you like? Big?
At that point? Do you even like women? If you
gotta hold lines with Listen, people like certain things. I
don't like. Been with women who look like women and
(05:10):
they just got big tennis and they'd be like and
then you just hugged the tennis. You'd be like the
rest of your look. But these tennis, yeah, I don't like.
I don't like small dudes, real skinny dudes. I used
to back in the day. I don't anymore. They hurt
my inner thighs, you know. So I prefer somebody who
can bounce back off my thighs because little they could
(05:33):
beat you up like a victim. So I want me
a fact dude who you know to three pumps and
we're going to sleep at the same time. Yeah, I
don't need but but I don't need nobody gonna ask
me to get on talk. You know, I don't need
all of that. And the people gotta understand that. Yeah,
that's okay. Like I don't I don't like win with
(05:55):
little asses because any I'm not about to argue with you.
First of all, I'm not doing that. You got a
little ass booted. It's like, what are you yelling at
me for? How didn't you have it to enough to
talk to me like that? Why you don't like a
lady with no ass? Just r the funk out of
What if the titties are big but they don't have
(06:15):
no ask slack? We know t is on the list
right here? Come on, come on, alright, that's all right though,
all right, ain't bad? What do you little booty women
cool until you're around some women with fat asses? What
(06:38):
do even know? You're missing fat asks? Till you see one?
He'd be like, why is it asked? So? I porter,
we're black, it's an our d name. I can't even
answer that question. Honestly, do you like fakes? You ever
had a fake? Your ass? Yeah? What do they move?
Some of them do it? Is it weird? Not really?
(06:59):
If they pay is on the on the ask now,
not one of them asss that looked like somebody just
like took a suction ass and like sucked it on
that they ass buckled in the front right now. Not
that I'm talking about some ask. They used to be stomached.
They got moved around to some man. Yeah, it's different
types of ass out there. Some of the asking just
come from elsewhere, right, Yeah, that's nothing, but that ass
(07:22):
is okay, I mean it's not. I prefer to ask,
do you like a lady with a lot of class surgery? No? Mr,
want to do all that? I mean, what you know
you should change? No, don't what that mean? You can
get a different breed. You ain't gonna get the up.
(07:43):
You don't have to get them bit you can fry
chicken good anymore. You're right, Yeah, you are right, because
sometimes this pat they'd be so goddamn fine. They'd be like, bitch,
I find us some food. You ain't got a cool
ship exactly. So that's why, Actually, do you like a
lady with a lot of places surgery? What they got
(08:03):
to do with friend chicken? You didn't I don't do
the shut out to them, but I have much rather
for first, some real ship. I'm a real name, so
frest scratch masks won't turn you off. No, I gotta
got molder stretch marks. They got break clease, there's somebody
(08:27):
one ding you don't got something glass cut on the
side of your side of some ship. Keep trying to
keep she the secret. Don't everything that hand from you? Nothing.
I know a lot about you. I know more. Do
you think I know good? We grew up together, believe
(08:49):
it holder you now, that's all nigga. No, I'm that
much older than you. Wow, No fucking clue, no clue.
I've just been around for a long time, but you've
been doing the six years on almost twenty. How long
(09:11):
are you? Um? Okay, yeah, because y'all can't right out
the idea right out that started talking that ship didn't
ever quit. Just that's the hard part is to this
bullshit not quitting ship? Did you get the fighting? Did that?
(09:32):
I ain't had no comedy fights with no comedians. I
had a few. I know you had comedy fights one
yeah on stage Frozen Pallet, who didn't frighten Frozen Palace?
I fought with Dirty South in the Frozen Palace. Yeah,
(09:53):
you had a few fights the Dirty South. Manyeah. With
y'all fighting, there's something. I don't know who're wrong. There's something,
but that's not I had on the dress and now
you really don't wear dresses. I kick that bitch like
a dunkey. I kicked the shop. You young dickens want
(10:16):
to beat me. I think of like three four years
in coming. She you know, get off stage. You know
how she used to rip that frozen pallets and ship
that they do. And then I'm standing up with my
friend who just came back. He's I think he was
in the first year of military or college or some ship.
And I'm like, come on, welop into the first pallet.
They do open mic, and Dirty Ill shot all of
us in their motherfuck crampet and she ripped that motherfucker
(10:39):
and yeah, so you remember, how do you shout that
a little there in front of the stage. And so
I'm standing right there on the steps. She's welcome to
your bitches, like, you want to beat me, but you can't.
I said, you order to ask, bitch, And I kicked
that a hole. I snipped my feet out the motherfucker slides.
I had on and kicked that hole so hard like
a dunkey. She went flying. Said, you'll be working with
(11:03):
me back in the day. I don't fight. I don't
give a funk you know, I fight call. I had
many mothering fights in this ship, bro, you just the
Frozen Palace was a very special place. Man, A lot
going on, no comedy fights. We had to be nobody.
People get beat up before we would go on stage. Yeah,
(11:26):
dirty said, I was hosting that time, too, little dude,
I got his ass whoop. Big dude stood up and
didn't stop standing up. He said something to the dude
in the front. He was a comedian. Dude on stage. Yeah,
the comedano comedian. I don't know what. Yeah, man, after this,
you y'all been soon around. He might come out of
(11:49):
the woodwork and be like, you know, I'm still up
snapping me across the stage, snapped across the stage, eight
ball corner, pocketing a man. He was like, en up forever.
That nigga did not stop standing. He was because he
(12:10):
was talking ship. The girl the dude in orders with girls, nigger.
He been getting slapped a lot, a lot. I know
what that is. That the part is whole time that
we've been doing around long a year, maybe maybe a yeah,
the whole time, the nigga getting beat up schools. He
(12:32):
never let the So you heard every kick the microphone,
y'all man Comedians that y'all didn't go out there, hampy
fellow brothers. We don't know. We don't even know where
we're This's like our second time even coming in this bit,
(12:54):
and we're on the whole nother side of town. We're
not dealing West the chap for wirdscores, this ship scores,
I remember my scores, Man Dirty South hosting up. He
let the mike go to mike the road across she walked.
She walked up and grab the mic, called out, hello, Hello.
(13:18):
You gotta remember what security did before you tell that part.
You gotta tell them what security did. What security with
bigger ship right, that nigga would not get into the fight. Nigga,
he's like, Hi, Hi, y'all stop the fighting up. Y'all
go off top with the niggle just like he just
(13:40):
made them go out to like like I'm like, yo,
help this nigga out round. This nigga is because he
was living. He was arounding his nigs, and the nigga
was just he was welling on this nigga fights at
up and then what dirty rolled out across. She grabbed it.
She woke up and call out your nick. Yeah, you
(14:06):
talked about the fight was like, I thought the show
got to be over to get your At one time
I went and did a show with Dirty South on
the West Side. What I mean he said over there
was that ship old Ratley's. That a little bit of
that club with the heaters in it. Just walk in.
It's like so as you walk ahead the wall and
(14:27):
then that's it, that's the whole club. But they had
them fucking like them outside heaters and there there's some
big gas heaters. But she brought me on stage and left.
Where did she go? I don't know. They puked around
the game of the money when the show started. There
is something left that motherfucker and didn't pay you. She left.
(14:48):
I got my money, but she left then I don't
know who was then who you had to finish the show?
I think it was just me and she left. Sign
that you have, I don't even know. I don't think
it should I'm in that. I didn't talk to men
long as I'm fucking good, I don't know what if
y'all ever getting sucked out of your money. Yeah, I've
(15:11):
never been sucked out of my money. One time Al
Timman tried to so we me and Steve Brown went
down and did a show for Al Tim and I'm
a who bit, you ain't gonna take my motherfucking money.
So afterimrinny the theater like you're always doing deaf timiny jown.
So you know the first joker motherfucker learned when you
first learned comedies. You come on stage, you say, whoever
(15:34):
this motherfucker lost tonight? And I said that ship and
he got so motherfucking mad at me, and he hailed
my money and that I ran out there on his
call me, Steve Brown. I jumped on that nigga cart
and held that one ship like we hand on cell
phone back let me had on cell phone back then.
And you know, Steve Brown got the less quaker for
I got that you mother, you call now I want
(15:56):
work on this nick. So finally the police came and
may that motherfucker go to the A T. M And
get my money because if the word what he said
was I'm gonna mail you your mind. I said, no, nigga,
my host and they sent me out here for you
to mail me my motherfucking money. You're gonna give me
my money with your uglass preacher suit on. I'm about
to whoop that in the game, but I head onto
that wish. You kept going around in the suck of
(16:17):
the park, like Steve Brother. The car was moving. Yeah,
I'm gonna wish your wife, but you hold on to
and I have a fire a lot of money. Back then,
he used to get the funk out of my cars
and Nick, I'm gonna break the winships your wife. I'm
gonna beat your ass and all that. Steve got mother
screaming in the background. One time, man, this thing was
(16:42):
in St. Petersburg and literally the whole club got to fight.
I remember that spot wasn't the ass spot right in
front of the hotel. Man. I don't know where that
ship was, but that ship was a cute. Man. They
had that ship together. That ship was in like an
old lounge or something. The nigga paid us a hundred
(17:04):
dollars when we got there because he knew, you knew
he wanted to give us ship else and was trying
to get us to do. I want a haircut, y'all
want something eating. He was like, no, we won't this shop.
You see where this is going. We want this show.
Three phones three yeah, yeah, yeah, like it was. It
(17:25):
was big because we went on at the show. So
the whole club got to fight and you didn't get
ship club, I mean literal Hose hosted long. Then bring
this nigga up and then like it was like eleven
thirty four bottle broke in. The whole club was I'm
(17:45):
talking about grown me and shoving bitches into walls and
I was like, what the fun? And then buddy, when
the grand got them, the nigga who brought us down,
nig came out with biggest because we were just standing
in We're standing there watching like he could just next Friday.
Then they was like he was just sob Like nobody
(18:09):
were like not man, we're done. We go to the door,
right the damn door locked there, the whole club fighting.
(18:30):
Me and this name walked back to the dog and
this ship is packed, so we're looking for the other exit,
but it ain't no where to go. It's been just
fighting all the way down this hallway. You know, you're
walking the club like truth Separd, but it's going like
to the to the seat man. They're fighting all the
way down the wall. The DJ fighting three visions but DJ,
(18:53):
he's the one. But DJ, the DJ shove somebody so
hard to wall shop and it was a brick walk.
I was like, what was that they shooting? Get the fight?
He no? I tell you. I tell your Tyler, so
you know, when you get started, you really want to
(19:14):
go on the road. And you know, I was doing
my vent in this ship and cat we was just
about the pop. You know, you had heard his name
and he had just shot that special but it didn't
come out check and I flew all the way to
call the Rada for a guest spot a guest by. Tyler.
Crew was like, I'm gonna give you a guest by.
I ain't asked, no promoter, ship, niggle. I get up
(19:37):
there to promote. Say this bitch ain't going up. I
ain't take bringing this bit with you all the way
to color I was crossing, goddamn one. Want to cra
black motherfucker. You don't make me fly all the way
to Colorado for a guest spot. I wanted to kill him.
I don't think I spoke to him for six months
(19:58):
after that ship man the crazy Tyler Craig story. I
got this one time, me and Tyler was going to
the comedy house and he said, hey, lot, you ain't
got a draft nothing. My man gonna pick us up. Man,
he got the cost. Service is gonna be nice. Man,
We're gonna ride down. No more fucking style, man, it's playing.
Just meet me at the McDonald's on what's the eggs
(20:22):
way to down Twinter where the McDonald's That wait, it's
way to funk out there. I forgot the nick um
way to funk out there. So I meet him at
the McDonald's. I pull up his earliest fucking the morning.
We're just sitting around way going and give me some burgers.
I come back out. I'm like, man, what do you know?
What a van that? Like? I don't know, man should
(20:42):
be here in a minute. This nigger pulled up and
I got damned square body Lincoln magig like, come on,
man with your mags like Tyler rounding left. I didn't
even get like, man, he's good man with straight ground.
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I'm telling you, man, man, we get up to this
motherfuck nigga. The sun room opened the whole time because
like when we left me like man, y'all want me
to open the shomer man, nig candle take the whole thing,
because there ain't no way to close unless she stopped.
(21:30):
Like Tyler boy, you ain't got me again. No, it
was you remember when you said that black trailblazer. Mother
Jim brought me from your mama called the trail blaze.
So I picked up me tyl and dirty going on
the show, right, so you know they always fun around.
So we got to fight with my mother fucking car.
(21:51):
It was a week old dirty tough of ship. She
turned around either a big man. She slapped out of
big mac Niggle, took that big head and more for
the backs. I said, now I call that nigga. Damn
there broke my seat. What I had I pulled on
when you got out the car to dir the head
(22:13):
and smashed it in the door, just kept smash. I said, goddamn,
I think I do that. She said, you're doing that
because you want to suck me, and they went on stale.
You know, they said they and about it all. She
said you want to fuck me, and they went up stane.
I had Big Max sof all of my mother. She
(22:34):
snapped that niggle with a big mac. That nigga tuck
her head and slammed it in my dough. I was like,
I can't believe this ship. I don't funk with your
stupid nigga. And then they want to stand as some
fun president. All I can think about when he died
(22:56):
through that time of the nigga. She snapped that nigg
with that big mack and you know that the McDonald
give a funk how much soft they put on that
big nack. Nigga slid across the whole face nigga whooping
our ass. You remember tyler us stamp stas right over
(23:17):
there by the uh the ladder stuff. She's like, you're
doing it because you wanna fuck me, don't you, Tyler?
And they went on stale and I had Big Masso's
all on the roof. Nigger, I need to stupid mother
craig head. That mother, that mother crazy. That mother was
(23:39):
funny with that mother fucker. We was crazy because we
can't really good friends. After I beat her up, Damn bitual,
ain't pe me, i'na say bid you with high. You
don't remember I used to fight all the time, like
when I'm moving from here from Indiana, from Atlanta to
Inde Nigga, I had to fight over the white comedian
(23:59):
my fuck cry nigger. I don't play that ship on
my hood beach. I had one white boy called me
the black ignorant, fat black beach. I can take the ignorant,
but I can't do the fat. You can't call me fat.
But for that day, that hurt the feeling. I hit
that niggle with my week on my left arm and
I called it with my right off and I told
(24:19):
that crack I asked up in that comedy club. He
was like, he talk talking magic. You know the man
say she went in your ass. I beat that. I
beat that motherfucker the difference. Don't you call me fat beach?
When you call me fat that she's triggering my head niggle.
All the times I didn't eat, I'm decided for a
(24:39):
reason because I'm trying to I'm like a bound nigg
I'm trying to not never go home again. Nigga. I'm
hiding that all the time. He was all the time.
When I moved in the other it was another white lady.
She she was talking. She's being racist to a Indian
(25:01):
comedian and so I was like, shot bitch. I'm screaming
from the back of the club. Shot bitch. So she
decided to come out. So I'm standing outside on the phone.
She decided to come outside, and you know, put her
hand in my face. My dad is a Supreme Court
just I said, bitch, you touched my note. I took
that bit your finger. I beat it all the way back.
I crapped that whole out hair. Next thing you know,
(25:21):
I had that bit flying around like a kite. My
friend who on my funk, he put it in fact,
I said, now all this bit put our face down
the ship, that bitch. I watch a bit in your
motherfucking like, put your hands on me again. Hole, I
(25:43):
kill you up in hill. Oh, I fight motherfucker head
the fresh friends. So then I got to fight with
a young nigga one time, and Morty's more, do you
how do you fight these white people at the white clubs?
Because everybody I know to fight at white club, they
get banned from every white club. I want to sell
(26:06):
no tickets at the time, meither, I don't know. That
was just my home club. I got to fight at
the Open min at the same club you was like
your title. Yeah, I got to fight with this young boy.
He was like that doing Kevin Hard jokes. But are
you being real racist? So I said, put me up
after this nigga, Little white people, this is the nigga
(26:27):
you should have hung right. And he was like, I'm
g d bitch, I'm just a nigg I'm a convicted feller.
You scared him, You don't scare me. And he was
how whoop? Your asked? What come out? So many niggas
have tried and stew you have failed. And I said,
now hold on, let me take my airport wig off.
So I took my wig come on up, and if
he came up on that stade call and my mind
(26:48):
all I saw was my first baby dad and nig
you shot me in the back of head. My mind said,
killing me nigger. I hit that nigga, so motherfucker hall
and I took my bro my two titters on that
nigger's shoulder. I died on that. Yeah. I put my
(27:11):
two t on that nigga's shoulder and laid on top
of that nigger like a bear. I whooped his His
mama made him write me a long Facebook message and apologize. Hey, Clayton.
Can you image ms pet wrapped them tennis around you
in the referee show up and had to do your own.
He's out. I used to fight all the time, you
(27:34):
see it. I called a few times. I ain't give
a funk you. I fought the boy. I'm not gonna
say everything everything. Don't don't talk about a little bit.
That's no, you can't coming back on the show. Don't
tell that one I didn't. I hit that niggle of
(27:55):
vault with him. See these one time, and what your
collar win? I want playing with this rand you know,
I want to know. I was gonna beat his motherfucking
I was gonna beat the pharmaceutical out of his hands.
But we're friends now. I talked to him all the time,
but he his mothering ask. I think he the one
(28:19):
I snapt down here. Only I didn't get a chance
to snap because he rans like, ain't gonna catch me,
fat bitch. You know they made you faster. I hit
that mother with them c DZ. He talk out. But
you have to fighting this ship here. Mean it's really
it really was a hard grind for all of us,
(28:42):
especially me, because nobody really wanted to fuck me. You
know what, I'm and I thought I sucking dumb with
the dumb D he started. This game can be hard game.
I don't nobody want to you have some ability in
this game. Nobody tried all first, trying to fund me.
What's the commedi No, the big one that died, the
(29:04):
big fat one, um, the black one we died about
three four years ago, big wrong. That's the only nigga
was trying to suck me. I'm like, n you ain't
gotta what to state? What would I fuck you? Resident?
Damn it that would tell me I was sex in
you look good? He was in the thick girl, but
he had no card back more putting my head two weeks,
(29:27):
I'm like, who funk won't you be other than that?
Nobody bring up we ain't bringing up no more out
of head. There's still a whole bunch of them that
this is just the surface. These are the main event,
don't the only one I had? Because you know when
I started, I don't got with Double D all the time.
(29:48):
So if I thought I was sucking Double D to
take me on the road, I mean, who the funk
won't Double D go up and here sucking all the bitches.
He's married now, but everybody he was a home ever talked,
he's a pastor. Look he's running running the city council.
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Used gonna road all the time. And I was staying
in the room with double D right because I'm Mariy
ain't give a funk and we would have like separate beds.
I fall asleep, doubled in the room to beat another bed.
While I'm in the room sleep, I wake up condoms everywhere.
I said, oh my god, gonna fuck me. I thought
(30:37):
he that sucked me. It was like three coldoms on
the floor, So I said, nobody, fleet, you didn't suck me.
While sleep, I woke up to a condom like three
phone coldoms on the float. Nigga drink cans and ship
and what the funk happened last night? And you know,
I'm I'm feeling a Pussit sif it's met like extra fish.
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I'm like old Lord did not ship. He had another
girl he brought in the room and that's why she want.
I told her, I fit you and you weren't gonna
wake up the man. I don't know the time. What
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was that? What's that club name down that right across
street from Frozen Palauee's go to that preacher man head. No,
right across the street. What was that club Crow's Nest. No,
not the crows Nest, uh, I cannot think of the name.
But right across street from Twitter far the old NICKI
used to go over. The preacher man used to host
that one. Anyway, don't be behind the building fucking the
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girl right, And I thought it was the piano baby grant,
That's what it was. A bit on the trash care
r snicking him. Man, he's gonna tell my son and
get you some puss out to my side and go
back and get on trash can puss. He took my
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son something my twenty my son thirty night when he
turned nineteen. He took them to that Script club next
door to fucking my son, said, Mama, dude. Script was
supposed to have a right guard all the bit your
head on right guard and now believing that my homeboy,
and then from Florida, he failed for the motherfucking Okay,
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though the nigger got thirty eight dances from the same
bit saw before I said he man, what you're doing.
He was like, I'm like, bro, what you're doing? Like
you know what I'm saying, I want your dance called.
They wasn't that expensive, but when they they were like
five teen or something like that. But when she got done,
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she was like, you want to three hundred and eighty
dollars and that you know back then? And thing was like,
I thought you was bab I was like, don't fu think.
I kept asking me what do you do? Like the
only reason he didn't have to pay all that ship
was because the security security biggest in securities over there,
like just give us one eighty because that bitch be
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doing that ship all the time. Don't take my homeboy
from out of time to strip club. I don't know
how that. Oh this wasn't he wasn't. He just lost
his name. He run back on me like man like me,
and here I was like me and these girls that
were I ain't never liked the strip club. I don't.
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I don't. I don't like Nicki Mitchell's. I don't want
see seln y'all want even goddamn selves. Nick I don't
want see nobody else. But I know what pussy do,
So I don't mean I don't want see know my pussy,
especially let me see it. I don't know what you
don't supposed to know what doing, and you knew what
pussy did you still want something you might not eating, Ship,
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I know where they can comfrom. That's way up in
Now your tongue ain't gonna go all the way up.
And now Ship, you got that counter zone. I'm gonna
see Spider Man. Then can't be ectly you can't have
one child? But anyway exactly, I'm not do that again.
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M did your first one? You you last one. I
don't even know what other children as other children. I
can't even imagine having more than one. Why Ship, I
got I got four kids into a bus. They all
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count the boy. Yeah, I'm the mama you're talking about.
I'm a real mama. About when you're going to kind
of mama want to claim my kids to make me unfit.
I ain't unfit. I claimed mamma no because she's having
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a boytion she she don't supposed to celebrate Mother's Day. Mama.
It just didn't make it. It did not make it. No,
it didn't make it. But you still a mama. Wasn't
what you've been as gonna be a MoMA. O, my goodness,
something abody to mama, he's just don't getting a versity kid. Damn,
Miss Patton Cole, What I mean you should have claim
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all your kids? I've never I mean, what am I
gonna be ashamed of my past for ship? I am
my pass so you know, well, I ain't gonna lie
on my vagina. You're saying people should claim all their kids,
whether whether they here or not. Yeah, let me ask
you something. When when somebody lose a child to an
accident or whatever, don't they still be that child mama?
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So why can't you be a child mama? Who you
put in a jaw? It is? This is a controversial topic.
I'm a girl. I'm telling you that's not controverted. You
get to play you want. She might not play, but
she had seven, so you know she tried to get
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you an extra one ain't about to be She got six, dudes,
she got six both and that is not my daughter. Okay,
I don't know she say her pussy good six colos.
I had six to minus to anytime, nig and you
already get favy like he knew what might she further?
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But she got it on count cause she got three
two agent kids for black kids at most of oh
little Asian man can't come out of that pus ito
saying that. I say, bounding that pussy. You bout right.
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I don't know what the funks she'd been doing? What
that puss? She got that puss holid night you're thought?
And then make the make it right? Yeah, that she
got that kind of pussy where I take her? I'm like,
can you kick these niggs? Six kids? She put that
pusson and you be moaning like the bitch, and she
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mashed with it too. Damn ain't your man? Please get
that puss out here? Please damn me putting landing strips
on my buddy like somebody gonna see it with my
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damn mom stomach hanging on putting the strip mother plane
come ready to my neighbors. Looked like the backyard of
the house. You about the back This could be nice
if you just dress it up a little bit. I
want to do my own project. What to just leave?
I do my own landscaping on the you're gonna shade it? Yeah,
who's gonna let you shade them? I'm CERTI I stayed
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in my hand is no, I mean I don't. I
just shape so it don't work about my stomach and
break my stone out. I can't talk to you. You
live by your own rules. You don't want anything. You
just trad just t changing the color of your in
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the bathroom right here. I think it's having the bathroom like. Man,
I don't got time, just enough to keep it up.
I can't get over the six kids. So damn scratch.
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That's crazy. I know. Can you imagine having to feed
six people? Man ship? What do they eat? Yeah, but
that's how the ship be hated. I'd be like, but
what it ain't sucked around? And you had six and
you just you ain't even really paying attention because you
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know life and ship. But what I'm saying too, like
you got six kids, and you like, forget one of
their names for real, for real, no six different more.
I think you call him the wrong name before you
forget that. Naw. Yeah. I always get my board knock
kid called mother, Yeah, so I do. And then I
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called sometimes I called my daughter Garrianna Aska. She's like,
I'm not your gay Daughter's not? She identified I'm not
your gay door. And I noticed that Garyana. That's how
used to one game one name yet to beat me. Yeah,
you know she gave I don't be knowing who do what? Yeah,
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she shout everybody my daughter gay. She told me give
a gay shout out. Yeah, I don't know, said she
wasn't home for a while. She told him those like
dicks on ice, dick's own ice. She gotta you gotta
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let me show you what I'm working with. Kids who
put them dicks in this back the wrong kid grag.
He looked, rather than check your bloom back school pull
of dicks every six, poking people with. Now, I got
to go up to that. He's suspended, and I got
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to go up there, and you got to go with me,
because then you dicks sh shoot like that waiting. She
got a big pull dick oh ship. She was a
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little she uh. She took my mama crack in the
school and gave it out a bubba gone and got
her mocking. Mama longed top. Who did what she's you
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gave it out to the kids of the kids, and
they locked her mama mother asked him too. So that's
one of them girls were read about in the NewsPage.
What we heard that story about to google third grader
is give out craig. See if her name Pablo, Yeah, Wow,
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you told him crack. No, they overeat it like the
kids all you know. They was at the Foster home
within two hours. With the two hours, I so cracking.
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My daughter never did that like I used to put
it in their underwear and ship what like this, man,
you can't say that type of ship that to get
your not put cracking? I did, Yes, I did. I've
told them ms for minutes. I put in their underwear
back in the day. You can't judge me for see
it I did back in the day. Um yeah, that's
how we used to hide the crack and the kids underwear.
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That's why she took at the school. I didn't know her.
I don't know why she took it to school. I
was a deal. I ought to beat her as she
made me lose all that money if they don't cut
the air. I'm telling was like, yeah, so it was
that's a lot of craig. Damn. It was full. Yeah
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that's that's that's better. So you were putting them in
like they yes, Well they just held it till we
got to the trap and they go play. And when
I need to re up, I just got my kids
drawls and keep going. I was young and don damn
for the world. That's too wrong. Yeah, my kids falls
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shot me back in head and nothing. Nigga shot me
and but TI didn't blew nip off the other dude
a smooth spot. No, I got it, just blew off Yea.
It just ain't right. It's suckable. Yeah. He shot me
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with a forty five. That's a big gun. I don't
know of my arm and a little hole and came
out of all of that ship was just the whole
nipple just it was. It came out through the area
over the and it just told everything. When you get
shot like that, you don't really feel it. You don't
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feel well. I was shooting at him, shot back. Yeah,
what st they got jam jam thirty eight? But he
was shooting and running with blunderbus. Yeah. So he hit
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me upon of the right arm and it came out
my titting. Damn no, my my kids father. I jumped
off a little overpath. I've seen him dan while walking
across the cheek with a bit. I jumped on that
motherfucker truck called he's gonna take off to my He
didn't know that was me. Damn love make you do
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dumb ship, don't love I mean when you love the motherfucker.
It made you when you thought you love the motherucker
my first boyfriend. You're not like shooting at a base
that wasn't your crank partner, my baby daddy. Because the
reason why I shot told he shot me, and so
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I shot him back, so we will be eating. Wait minute,
he shot you first, Oh and then you shot no,
no about it. Months later, I called him with his
other baby mama. So I shot that nigg in the
ankle because he can come by my house first, and
it broke his leg. But then when I shoot him,
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I got to hospital a greater house spital to pick
him up. He walking out with the other baby mama,
who didn't even have nothing to do to shoot. So
I'm like, I shot you so I can take care
of you, nigga, this bitch, this cast So I hit
this nigg with my car and broke his whole cast man.
I was crazy. I don't act like that. No, most
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we're glad you don't murdering. Yeah, the city already on
fact the violence against black men, domestic violence in any
way shaping for you. I was wow, I was stupid.
You know you think you in love like I'm in
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one time, I want to want to babe my house.
And on I knocked on doing the kid on those
so I have a pocket full of change, and I
knew he was in there right And I get a
little girl all the chain, I said, and I knock
on the bedroom dough. That bitch open that dough and
he was in that bad button nigked with that hair bone,
remember bagging old David the hairbone that you would the
bed with, that bitch with my hair bone, nig. I
just brought you from the punch, nigger. I hit that
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bitch and grabbed that hairmone trying to choke the ship
up that niggle, and we was fighting in that whole
house like a motherfucker. I got worried because I thought
you said, I thought you was about to say you
slapped the baby with a bag of chack. I was
so scared for this. I thought you slapped the bag
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with a bag of chack. I gave the baby the
money so she wouldn't be quiet, old pocket full to
change my head and my mouth on the bedroom door,
hitting the butter ass naked with the bitch. That bitch
open that door, and she's like they rag and I
hit that bitch and I hit him, but he hit
me my eye right down and then my eyes stopped beating.
Nig I had so want blooded my eye because I said,
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ain't leaving here without your motherfucker Gonna take me the
graded and get me some stitching because you ain't staying
here with that bitch. Give me my regular rule, need
another rule because I just his motherfucking Remember one time
I was fighting with him and uh, but at first
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of all, I wouldn't hit him back. And then my
other cousin she was that she like, hit that nigga
back and then hit me with a rollerskape that stopped
them on the end of that skating. You know that
you're supposed to be ye bill, that negga hit me
with that roller skate stop all that ship did something
to me, nigga. I said, oh, ain't no more licks.
I went wild on that and because you know a stopper,
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don't go in that mother just thick as erase. It's
to stop you from moving skate. It might be the
hardest part of escape next to the wind. Yes, he
hit me with that stopping nigger. I was like, that's it.
I mean, one day he slapped me with an iron,
niggle back with that iron. This is the This is
the most toxic shit I've ever heard. If you call
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it crag. You think you love him a but then
you realize you brought to realize that, hey, this ain't love.
This is a US. But it comes. It's really abused
with called good sense and digmatized, probably digmatized it, probably digmatized.
You can't do that to me no more that you
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can't hit me with no roller skate nigger, Well you can't.
You can't hit me with no eye. Ain't nobody shooting me?
Ain't nobody nobody should ever do that? Yeah, I mean,
I fight your head back, I was. I was, well wait, wait,
wait a minute, do you realize if comedy wouldn't have
been your pants and your younger dad be in jail? No,
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you probably could have been an m M A fighter.
You probably could have gotten that hit you with a
You can take a hook. That's it. I'm gonna twist
this thing you. I don't understand you took so Yeah, yeah,
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I was, you can shoot somebody nipple. I didn't either
to I got you know what's crazy? But when he
shot me up under the arm I was running into
a crackhouse was selling cricket an so I thought I
snagged my titty on the dog jam on the crack.
How So, let's your life with danger having jawn. I'm bleeding,
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but it's running like who it's coming out a lot,
and I was like, what the funk? And so when
they took my broth, that was a god damn. It
was a big as holder now and they didn't sew
it up. What they did was they putting the nipple
back there. And I don't know what they put on,
but I had to need this plaster on and change
it every so many days, and it just all healed
back together. You did some ship from her feet and
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never get hard you sometimes that never do work without
the other one. Not They ain't it sake. You can't
get them to get hard at the same time. Push
that said, push alternate one be hard. You might be right, Carlo,
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you've been looking at my ward. But I'm not crazy
like that anymore. I've been married that for for thirty years.
But yes, almost didn't rocking the same dude almost. I
wouldn't change it for the world ship. You can't at
this point. I'm not even gonna take a half to
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a new mother packer with the same ship you was
saying thirty years ago. I can't joke you just bout
the old sex lings jump on it? What then do
(52:20):
they say? Now, hey, baby girl, I want you to
come over this zoomzoo. I want to grab on that
warm shaking Oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna get it. Yeah,
how do you pick up? What do you say? The girls? Now? Oh,
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you gotta have TikTok women? Who another Asian dude? Yeah?
She like Asian dude. The agent sexes in the month,
she'd be going neighbors. Okay, she goes with the dude
that that was fighting Bruce Lee bo her baby dad
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sexy to the mother that nigga. He asan black Mexican chess.
He hath who she's sucking? Bruno? Mom? What do you
do where your baby? Day wale of sexes? The mother
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now that all black baby dad? Oh that niggle. So
you know, if there was racist, I don't want racist.
She should have say he's a good nick to spin
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in that nigger face. I'm just saying the agent, this
guy was really fucking five and I shouldn't be giving
them those shout out like they don't want to five something?
You think I can't switch me? Is I'm too far
deep in? I can't what's the trick? M Communication? Why? Lord,
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I'll be trying to communicate, But but you high who
want to talk to you like that? Call? This is
the best way to talk to me. This is the
best way to talk to me. Know the alternative I'm understanding.
When I'm this way, I'm empathetic. Otherwise, it's why the fuck?
Every dingy started with why the fuck? How the funk
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would you say some ship like that? Yeah, I don't know.
I think the stales, I think you got it. You know,
just for me, it was communication, And I really like
to dude. I love to dude the go. I mean,
he's a good one. It's not easy to find a
good man out here. Yeah, I do because I had
two kids already, and I took it my sister four
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crack babies. Then I took it another set of crack baby,
I took it another set of crap. I don't need
nobody gonna stick around for that ship. I got a
real one, damn people. He helped me raise about twelve
kids that wasn't ours because I only got to buy
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and never complained. You wouldn't have stuck around for that
ship calling, right, I don't know how the fund you
leave a motherfucker who've been through everything, but you're gonna
do shoot me again? Like you can't to me, you can't. Yeah,
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I have my sister kids, my kids, and then I
have my niece kids. Now have four kids at the house.
Now my kids are grown. But you just keep finding
some new kids. Uh, they keep finding me calos, they
keep but this is it because I'm old. I'm just
getting good. Huh, keep keeping going. No, I'm done. I
mean I'm going through middle pause. I'm hot all the
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time and Peter won't stop coming on and I can't
do that. Sometimes you just got some ship. Just you
just need to leave out. I want you to know
what it is to be a middle age black woman calls.
What you do is young girls gonna become middle age
one day too. What the do you? So? You just
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know where we go through so well? I need to
know that because if a bit tell you she got
hot slashes, you won't think the bitches set herself on fire.
You know that she's just heating up in different You
know They only getting worse when you're sitting there telling
me about she didn't know that hot? Anybody tell you
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know that ain't what give you hot flashes. But yeah,
that's just when you put the heat go back in
your body. The exhaust ain't working. Yeah, metafold, Yep, they
got straight pint. They got straightness about no pussy, and
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that ain't what it is quite hanging out as all
that evil, just moving around making hot. No every woman
have that, and then moving to like mine, started buying
my neck. There's in between my boots and then what
was waving too, there's damn below you get a hot flash?
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Ain't pussy. Yeah, I wasn't even supposed to say that
out loud. I was just thinking that ship. Yeah, you
can't sitting there chilling in there. It's just started smoking.
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Remember funck y'all your mom is still around, cause she
gonna beat your ass. I know they got lashes in
the puss. You get a member where some people get
them on about their feet behind the ears. I mean
you were something like older women don't like gluing out
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the week because then slide the funk off from the heat.
You might have you might have told me a secret.
I didn't know none of this ship. Yeah, because you
probably don't sleep with women my age. A damn show dupe.
Win this pant age. You're taking pants off. You see
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who had this ship? Like a book? You know you
get them old school books. You see who years before that?
Old I ain't old enough to be your ship some
days ship whatever, man, I'm gonna start, though they keep
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throwing it in older women hot flashes. Wait today at
the end of mentopolis, that's your suggestions. Now they can
go to sixty seventy years old. Once they're getting hot flashes,
they're just there and that they eventually go away, But
they go away different times, don't you agree? Question she
get them to? No, she ain't gonna tell you if
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she give them because she ain't gonna get old. I
don't want to know nothing about because clearly people can't
come out of them. They go off. Ain't nobody came,
Nobody can be without him back. The greatest part is
the last baby she had. Nobody knew, she prayed, She
didn't even know. She was just in around one day
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in the baby feel like what I wouldn't gonna get
my health fixed? And I called She said, oh, I
just I'm in the hogspool having a bitch. I just
saw you last month. No cauld he test you pregnant.
She didn't show. I ain't never seen no pregnant Asian
lady before. I thought you saying she was Asian. Oh
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she a quarter sick. I don't think a coarter count ship.
She she Asian all the way. Look at them sunders.
She got them sounders on. Who they gotta be all
Asian people with sounders, they do. I ain't never noticed
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that that go two weeks so all the time paying attention,
I stopped and attention and I want to get them
sounders on. Stupid. You don't love me because I'm I
don't know. I'm looking at any movie with some Asian
people with some ship, they're gonna have some sadlers on.
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They might not have them on at the weeks though,
because they're working, but you catch them on their leisure,
they're gonna have them sadlers not I mean you okay
in Asia? What did you say them nel Asian? They're
not the same. They'm not the same as the real ones.
That's like, you know, we love but they want to
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knockoff essy because you can get them online. But that's
not knock off to them. That's just supporting their family business. Yeah,
but you an what made But it's knock off, bro.
(01:01:57):
Who but you see but you see a lot of
you see a lot of people with the knockoff eases on.
I don't like the prison I don't like jail ship.
Huh Ji, it reminds me of jail. Do those shoes
not remind your jail? Yeah, they just remind me of jail.
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Theymind me and shot with shoes at the prison when
I was in prison. I'm like, I'm not gonna payne
hundling off with no prison shoes. Shoot. I can get
one of my friends and mail me a path from
jail that prison ship. But you can get a path
mail to you from the prison. I wonder if it's
a website you can go to Like people who was
locked up for a long time, they're so used to
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that jail ship, they're just like, gotta have it now.
I don't know nobody who just got to have prison
shower shoes And I can't wash up without my ship.
Won't you get some pre world ship, man? I don't
want that. You got to give a Nigga's ideal fresh
(01:03:04):
out fresh prison wear. That's what the institutional last dot
com institutional. Every month, they just sent you're a box
of ship you used to get like when you was
in jail. They can look up the system. Yeah, they
can see what you used to sory that comes there
all the time and put you a box together and
the mail that ship fresh T shirt you get like
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two three T shirts and their bitch and coffee cookies
phone card. You're gonna make an Apple conversary. Yeah, dot
commisary into your email and put some money on your books.
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That's funny. You have been a prison yeah, you know.
I'll be trying to get out of jail soon as
I get in there with some good been I've been prison.
I want to do Yeah I did. I did a
year for drugs. Of course, well I figured that I
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put two and two together. You gotta wait. With all
the murders and students. Man was murders. There was some
shootouts because somebody lost the nipple. Ain't gonna say nobody
name I lost nipple, but he lost a part of
an ankle. So I mean, y'all even then, we even
he's take me skating all the time to back in
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the day after the ankle. Ship hit you with the
skate Yeah, the same skadi hit me. He took him
to the skate ring. Screaming wheel y'all screaming wheels. Oh,
y'all were too young. Y'all too young. I keep forgetting
y'all around my kids. You've been screaming wheels, Yeah, streaming wheels. Yeah,
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he's taken me screaming wheels out to keep pregnant boy sex, Yeah,
screaming nails and don't speak question because we don't need
you to get pregnant. I'm not gonna do it. I
just said, I see and now I see why it
be happening. I need them tie do some good tubes.
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We know, we know, we know. She got babies. Shout
out to this question with them six kids and keep
doing your things. She speaks my head. She she the
reason the senses switched up. Now they say there's more
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multi racial people than any other races. She definitely doing
something to do with that. She only got two. She
had two Asian babies, but she already a quarter. I
don't know about black babies, oh Ship, I believe that
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they do that. The two Asian babies to be beating
the ship out of everybody. They stand back to back
and come on, you think the goddamn trouble she got them.
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She gave a soft name. They August, September. They named Auspember,
August and September. That's hard though, that's a good. That's
a good. We're August and I'm September and you will fall.
That sounds like, yeah, I'm not missed. Twin named Jane
(01:06:42):
win in February. They do that? She for real? You
know how many April's out here? In March's name March.
It's a bitch first name, March. I ain't no man.
March name by Oktober, it's a bunch octobers out here.
What you talked Toober? You need to stop are using
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She has threes and folds now three? Yeah? Who trade, bitch?
Huh trade three? Yeah? The trade undue toys twice? Name though? Three?
(01:07:27):
You mean somebody just named the number? Which one of
them to living the name? They're Charlie numbers musk No.
Seven it's still spelled out. It's seven. It's not you
know what I'm saying. It's my love. That's what I
love about being blackbro, we'll make a name. Your nigger
name can be spelled setting. But nigga tell you she
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looks straight. Now it's fun. So we shot an episode
of my show and this just happened. So the co
writer modeal name n Ki Shudow keep Shadow. So I
was like, I ain't never heard a bug name. This
girl came into my inbox. Me Pat, when y'all get
(01:08:10):
the name keeps Schall, that's my name, I was, name
keeps you. We thought we just made up some ship.
She was like, my name is Keith Shadow. Where y'all
get that name from? Like, bitch, we didn't know you
for real. There's some names out here name kehud huh
years October girl, thank you, that's not a lot. I
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don't give a in the last two hundred years. That
mean nobody naming the baby. They naming the nigger told
I don't know that's a month by. Yeah, I didn't
want to have this little motherfucker anyway. Every seven years
old white man just come to stand on top of
the mountain. We shall name uh October silver smelling as Now,
(01:09:02):
did you stay low? John? See what smelling drinking in?
You don't drink seawater me neither call to booze for
that ship. You know, I don't drink seatwater because when
I was a little I went to English Avenue and
making the day they used to take you on the
po as field trips because I ain't even talk about
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pole black kids, nigger. They took me to the water
work and showed me how that she was made the
Atlanta see the water work. That was a field trip.
And they take you to the pub with all the
ship at first and say this is what it is,
and then they take you to the side and then
get your glasscause I said, what the fuck? And that
ship Mentally, I don't funk with nick. I don't even
want to bathe some days, got damn. There's enough white
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white people every other Thursday. Man. I cannot funk with
seatwater because they took me on that poe ass. I
don't like water area after that ship. But after they
took me on that poets motherfucking field trip water, I
don't fucking water. You got it, okay, tap water, tap warter.
(01:10:10):
I would not drinking I would not fucking drink it.
That's fucked up, miss Pett. I can't get over some
of this ship. You then said you don't suck me
all the way up. I mean, that's why I don't
drink the ship they took me on the field trip.
I can't believe you said, yeah, I'm their mom about
(01:10:32):
your aborted babies. I am their mother. You're right. I
just didn't get the chance to name him. Shouldn't name
Mack told they wouldn't have made it. Now they're going
to November. Yeah, my crazy, I'll see something just crazy. Look, man,
(01:10:57):
make sure you go watch Miss pet new show. We're
back over here. B E T cloves giving you, giving
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(01:11:17):
on my website is Miss Pat Comedy dot com. Uh.
The show is at Neil streaming on BT plus all
ten episode you watch, I get another season. Come on,
we already playing. Come on, man, let's run it up.
Let's go. Well, you're having a coach, Miss Pat. It's
your first same in the trap. Don't let it be
your last time. You always welcome to come over here
(01:11:39):
with us, well, I appreciate it. This is let's get
a picture. It's up. Hold on, make it. Make sure
titties don't look
What's up, man, Carlos Miller of the eighty five South Show,
And I appreciate you checking out my guests. Click the
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Part two. You started this show man, we are here
(00:29):
talking ship with Miss Pat today. Don't you ever forget it?
BT plus. Make sure you're download the app and go
watch Miss Patt news were black people. It's only nine,
but they can't handle it over there. I need you to.
I need everybody log on individually, right, yeah, don't let's
(00:50):
blow it up. The number one show. I don't have
it yet. I watched you on the last coming Standing.
Every episode you beat mine was free. I don't give
a funk out with that for you. Just when did
it come out? Last week? Okay? The first week is everything? Okay, Well,
(01:12):
I'm gonna watching this week. I'm going home, get bat Plus,
put the baby in the close and watch the show.
Not this baby, even you don't want him, hollyand you're
gonna miss some jokes and baby, I'm just gonna put
that bitch on and I'm gonna run it. Will up Holland.
And then I'm gonna put them down and i'mnna run
it again. That way is running. What I'm saying, famous work,
(01:35):
my camele fucked up. I got cable, but it's funked
up right now. Your phone callos, I mean, I got
the app, we got you, we got you. Watch it
well they snow about doing it. Fans, y'all going down
because it's gonna be after that anyway. So by the
time they see this, we have seen it, and that
(01:58):
you were talking about we see this in the future.
So we're in the future right now, so I can
tell him how great it was because that ship was motherfucker.
Ms Pat did some ship on that bus that I
ain't really seen being done. We really enjoying the clips
the stand up with the actual show and she really
gets to be herself up in there. I'm saying, she
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really just kind of really safe for them kids. Yeah,
and she taking it there. Yeah. And a lot of
this is pulled from Miss Pat real life stand up
exactly life because you said your daughters, yeah and do
women exactly, and you're not to take over you're about
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to God themn mama. But ship is amazing because we
have seen it now because this is a By the
time it's come out, we have seen it. You ain't
never do the podcast in the no, I never did
it that fun. You got me confused? Probably one. Are
we talking about it by the time this hit. By
(03:06):
the time it's right, we're gonna go ahead and claiming
season too, They're gonna go ahead. I need season to season.
Let's put it out to have a fat season there,
Come on, man, let's go so I can pull some
my lan a comedian friends on that with me. I've
been on that. Let meuse call with you this season
shout ship happening. We can fit you in. But I
(03:30):
was very close to calling this. I will call you this.
I need you. I'm gonna have you pick it up
a fat bach running down street with Do you think
I want to do it? Strong? Is fucking okay? I
got you, I got you. Keep it reasonable? What reasonable?
Once at the five keep reading probably two blocks. Shout
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out to all the big one. Why big women always
asking men like big women? I don't know why that.
I don't know why that because I don't I don't know.
I've never asked somebody they like me like you like
big one. I know what tricked me. Just confence what
you're talking about. You, Yeah, they actually do as well.
Some people don't like that. Girls who don't like fat girls. Clayton,
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you don't know if you know us. You don't know us.
You know nothing. You just keep going my ship and
you get doing my direction without knowing much else. Because
if you like hood niggers women, So what do you
(04:49):
say when the women actually? Do you like fat girls?
I don't know that. You don't, girl, what do you like? Big?
At that point? Do you even like women? If you
gotta hold lines with Listen, people like certain things. I
don't like. Been with women who look like women and
(05:10):
they just got big tennis and they'd be like and
then you just hugged the tennis. You'd be like the
rest of your look. But these tennis, yeah, I don't like.
I don't like small dudes, real skinny dudes. I used
to back in the day. I don't anymore. They hurt
my inner thighs, you know. So I prefer somebody who
can bounce back off my thighs because little they could
(05:33):
beat you up like a victim. So I want me
a fact dude who you know to three pumps and
we're going to sleep at the same time. Yeah, I
don't need but but I don't need nobody gonna ask
me to get on talk. You know, I don't need
all of that. And the people gotta understand that. Yeah,
that's okay. Like I don't I don't like win with
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little asses because any I'm not about to argue with you.
First of all, I'm not doing that. You got a
little ass booted. It's like, what are you yelling at
me for? How didn't you have it to enough to
talk to me like that? Why you don't like a
lady with no ass? Just r the funk out of
What if the titties are big but they don't have
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no ask slack? We know t is on the list
right here? Come on, come on, alright, that's all right though,
all right, ain't bad? What do you little booty women
cool until you're around some women with fat asses? What
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do even know? You're missing fat asks? Till you see one?
He'd be like, why is it asked? So? I porter,
we're black, it's an our d name. I can't even
answer that question. Honestly, do you like fakes? You ever
had a fake? Your ass? Yeah? What do they move?
Some of them do it? Is it weird? Not really?
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If they pay is on the on the ask now,
not one of them asss that looked like somebody just
like took a suction ass and like sucked it on
that they ass buckled in the front right now. Not
that I'm talking about some ask. They used to be stomached.
They got moved around to some man. Yeah, it's different
types of ass out there. Some of the asking just
come from elsewhere, right, Yeah, that's nothing, but that ass
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is okay, I mean it's not. I prefer to ask,
do you like a lady with a lot of class surgery? No? Mr,
want to do all that? I mean, what you know
you should change? No, don't what that mean? You can
get a different breed. You ain't gonna get the up.
(07:43):
You don't have to get them bit you can fry
chicken good anymore. You're right, Yeah, you are right, because
sometimes this pat they'd be so goddamn fine. They'd be like, bitch,
I find us some food. You ain't got a cool
ship exactly. So that's why, Actually, do you like a
lady with a lot of places surgery? What they got
(08:03):
to do with friend chicken? You didn't I don't do
the shut out to them, but I have much rather
for first, some real ship. I'm a real name, so
frest scratch masks won't turn you off. No, I gotta
got molder stretch marks. They got break clease, there's somebody
(08:27):
one ding you don't got something glass cut on the
side of your side of some ship. Keep trying to
keep she the secret. Don't everything that hand from you? Nothing.
I know a lot about you. I know more. Do
you think I know good? We grew up together, believe
(08:49):
it holder you now, that's all nigga. No, I'm that
much older than you. Wow, No fucking clue, no clue.
I've just been around for a long time, but you've
been doing the six years on almost twenty. How long
(09:11):
are you? Um? Okay, yeah, because y'all can't right out
the idea right out that started talking that ship didn't
ever quit. Just that's the hard part is to this
bullshit not quitting ship? Did you get the fighting? Did that?
(09:32):
I ain't had no comedy fights with no comedians. I
had a few. I know you had comedy fights one
yeah on stage Frozen Pallet, who didn't frighten Frozen Palace?
I fought with Dirty South in the Frozen Palace. Yeah,
(09:53):
you had a few fights the Dirty South. Manyeah. With
y'all fighting, there's something. I don't know who're wrong. There's something,
but that's not I had on the dress and now
you really don't wear dresses. I kick that bitch like
a dunkey. I kicked the shop. You young dickens want
(10:16):
to beat me. I think of like three four years
in coming. She you know, get off stage. You know
how she used to rip that frozen pallets and ship
that they do. And then I'm standing up with my
friend who just came back. He's I think he was
in the first year of military or college or some ship.
And I'm like, come on, welop into the first pallet.
They do open mic, and Dirty Ill shot all of
us in their motherfuck crampet and she ripped that motherfucker
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and yeah, so you remember, how do you shout that
a little there in front of the stage. And so
I'm standing right there on the steps. She's welcome to
your bitches, like, you want to beat me, but you can't.
I said, you order to ask, bitch, And I kicked
that a hole. I snipped my feet out the motherfucker slides.
I had on and kicked that hole so hard like
a dunkey. She went flying. Said, you'll be working with
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me back in the day. I don't fight. I don't
give a funk you know, I fight call. I had
many mothering fights in this ship, bro, you just the
Frozen Palace was a very special place. Man, A lot
going on, no comedy fights. We had to be nobody.
People get beat up before we would go on stage. Yeah,
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dirty said, I was hosting that time, too, little dude,
I got his ass whoop. Big dude stood up and
didn't stop standing up. He said something to the dude
in the front. He was a comedian. Dude on stage. Yeah,
the comedano comedian. I don't know what. Yeah, man, after this,
you y'all been soon around. He might come out of
(11:49):
the woodwork and be like, you know, I'm still up
snapping me across the stage, snapped across the stage, eight
ball corner, pocketing a man. He was like, en up forever.
That nigga did not stop standing. He was because he
(12:10):
was talking ship. The girl the dude in orders with girls, nigger.
He been getting slapped a lot, a lot. I know
what that is. That the part is whole time that
we've been doing around long a year, maybe maybe a yeah,
the whole time, the nigga getting beat up schools. He
(12:32):
never let the So you heard every kick the microphone,
y'all man Comedians that y'all didn't go out there, hampy
fellow brothers. We don't know. We don't even know where
we're This's like our second time even coming in this bit,
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and we're on the whole nother side of town. We're
not dealing West the chap for wirdscores, this ship scores,
I remember my scores, Man Dirty South hosting up. He
let the mike go to mike the road across she walked.
She walked up and grab the mic, called out, hello, Hello.
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You gotta remember what security did before you tell that part.
You gotta tell them what security did. What security with
bigger ship right, that nigga would not get into the fight. Nigga,
he's like, Hi, Hi, y'all stop the fighting up. Y'all
go off top with the niggle just like he just
(13:40):
made them go out to like like I'm like, yo,
help this nigga out round. This nigga is because he
was living. He was arounding his nigs, and the nigga
was just he was welling on this nigga fights at
up and then what dirty rolled out across. She grabbed it.
She woke up and call out your nick. Yeah, you
(14:06):
talked about the fight was like, I thought the show
got to be over to get your At one time
I went and did a show with Dirty South on
the West Side. What I mean he said over there
was that ship old Ratley's. That a little bit of
that club with the heaters in it. Just walk in.
It's like so as you walk ahead the wall and
(14:27):
then that's it, that's the whole club. But they had
them fucking like them outside heaters and there there's some
big gas heaters. But she brought me on stage and left.
Where did she go? I don't know. They puked around
the game of the money when the show started. There
is something left that motherfucker and didn't pay you. She left.
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I got my money, but she left then I don't
know who was then who you had to finish the show?
I think it was just me and she left. Sign
that you have, I don't even know. I don't think
it should I'm in that. I didn't talk to men
long as I'm fucking good, I don't know what if
y'all ever getting sucked out of your money. Yeah, I've
(15:11):
never been sucked out of my money. One time Al
Timman tried to so we me and Steve Brown went
down and did a show for Al Tim and I'm
a who bit, you ain't gonna take my motherfucking money.
So afterimrinny the theater like you're always doing deaf timiny jown.
So you know the first joker motherfucker learned when you
first learned comedies. You come on stage, you say, whoever
(15:34):
this motherfucker lost tonight? And I said that ship and
he got so motherfucking mad at me, and he hailed
my money and that I ran out there on his
call me, Steve Brown. I jumped on that nigga cart
and held that one ship like we hand on cell
phone back let me had on cell phone back then.
And you know, Steve Brown got the less quaker for
I got that you mother, you call now I want
(15:56):
work on this nick. So finally the police came and
may that motherfucker go to the A T. M And
get my money because if the word what he said
was I'm gonna mail you your mind. I said, no, nigga,
my host and they sent me out here for you
to mail me my motherfucking money. You're gonna give me
my money with your uglass preacher suit on. I'm about
to whoop that in the game, but I head onto
that wish. You kept going around in the suck of
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the park, like Steve Brother. The car was moving. Yeah,
I'm gonna wish your wife, but you hold on to
and I have a fire a lot of money. Back then,
he used to get the funk out of my cars
and Nick, I'm gonna break the winships your wife. I'm
gonna beat your ass and all that. Steve got mother
screaming in the background. One time, man, this thing was
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in St. Petersburg and literally the whole club got to fight.
I remember that spot wasn't the ass spot right in
front of the hotel. Man. I don't know where that
ship was, but that ship was a cute. Man. They
had that ship together. That ship was in like an
old lounge or something. The nigga paid us a hundred
(17:04):
dollars when we got there because he knew, you knew
he wanted to give us ship else and was trying
to get us to do. I want a haircut, y'all
want something eating. He was like, no, we won't this shop.
You see where this is going. We want this show.
Three phones three yeah, yeah, yeah, like it was. It
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was big because we went on at the show. So
the whole club got to fight and you didn't get
ship club, I mean literal Hose hosted long. Then bring
this nigga up and then like it was like eleven
thirty four bottle broke in. The whole club was I'm
(17:45):
talking about grown me and shoving bitches into walls and
I was like, what the fun? And then buddy, when
the grand got them, the nigga who brought us down,
nig came out with biggest because we were just standing
in We're standing there watching like he could just next Friday.
Then they was like he was just sob Like nobody
(18:09):
were like not man, we're done. We go to the door,
right the damn door locked there, the whole club fighting.
(18:30):
Me and this name walked back to the dog and
this ship is packed, so we're looking for the other exit,
but it ain't no where to go. It's been just
fighting all the way down this hallway. You know, you're
walking the club like truth Separd, but it's going like
to the to the seat man. They're fighting all the
way down the wall. The DJ fighting three visions but DJ,
(18:53):
he's the one. But DJ, the DJ shove somebody so
hard to wall shop and it was a brick walk.
I was like, what was that they shooting? Get the fight?
He no? I tell you. I tell your Tyler, so
you know, when you get started, you really want to
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go on the road. And you know, I was doing
my vent in this ship and cat we was just
about the pop. You know, you had heard his name
and he had just shot that special but it didn't
come out check and I flew all the way to
call the Rada for a guest spot a guest by. Tyler.
Crew was like, I'm gonna give you a guest by.
I ain't asked, no promoter, ship, niggle. I get up
(19:37):
there to promote. Say this bitch ain't going up. I
ain't take bringing this bit with you all the way
to color I was crossing, goddamn one. Want to cra
black motherfucker. You don't make me fly all the way
to Colorado for a guest spot. I wanted to kill him.
I don't think I spoke to him for six months
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after that ship man the crazy Tyler Craig story. I
got this one time, me and Tyler was going to
the comedy house and he said, hey, lot, you ain't
got a draft nothing. My man gonna pick us up. Man,
he got the cost. Service is gonna be nice. Man,
We're gonna ride down. No more fucking style, man, it's playing.
Just meet me at the McDonald's on what's the eggs
(20:22):
way to down Twinter where the McDonald's That wait, it's
way to funk out there. I forgot the nick um
way to funk out there. So I meet him at
the McDonald's. I pull up his earliest fucking the morning.
We're just sitting around way going and give me some burgers.
I come back out. I'm like, man, what do you know?
What a van that? Like? I don't know, man should
(20:42):
be here in a minute. This nigger pulled up and
I got damned square body Lincoln magig like, come on,
man with your mags like Tyler rounding left. I didn't
even get like, man, he's good man with straight ground.
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I'm telling you, man, man, we get up to this
motherfuck nigga. The sun room opened the whole time because
like when we left me like man, y'all want me
to open the shomer man, nig candle take the whole thing,
because there ain't no way to close unless she stopped.
(21:30):
Like Tyler boy, you ain't got me again. No, it
was you remember when you said that black trailblazer. Mother
Jim brought me from your mama called the trail blaze.
So I picked up me tyl and dirty going on
the show, right, so you know they always fun around.
So we got to fight with my mother fucking car.
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It was a week old dirty tough of ship. She
turned around either a big man. She slapped out of
big mac Niggle, took that big head and more for
the backs. I said, now I call that nigga. Damn
there broke my seat. What I had I pulled on
when you got out the car to dir the head
(22:13):
and smashed it in the door, just kept smash. I said, goddamn,
I think I do that. She said, you're doing that
because you want to suck me, and they went on stale.
You know, they said they and about it all. She
said you want to fuck me, and they went up stane.
I had Big Max sof all of my mother. She
(22:34):
snapped that niggle with a big mac. That nigga tuck
her head and slammed it in my dough. I was like,
I can't believe this ship. I don't funk with your
stupid nigga. And then they want to stand as some
fun president. All I can think about when he died
(22:56):
through that time of the nigga. She snapped that nigg
with that big mack and you know that the McDonald
give a funk how much soft they put on that
big nack. Nigga slid across the whole face nigga whooping
our ass. You remember tyler us stamp stas right over
(23:17):
there by the uh the ladder stuff. She's like, you're
doing it because you wanna fuck me, don't you, Tyler?
And they went on stale and I had Big Masso's
all on the roof. Nigger, I need to stupid mother
craig head. That mother, that mother crazy. That mother was
(23:39):
funny with that mother fucker. We was crazy because we
can't really good friends. After I beat her up, Damn bitual,
ain't pe me, i'na say bid you with high. You
don't remember I used to fight all the time, like
when I'm moving from here from Indiana, from Atlanta to
Inde Nigga, I had to fight over the white comedian
(23:59):
my fuck cry nigger. I don't play that ship on
my hood beach. I had one white boy called me
the black ignorant, fat black beach. I can take the ignorant,
but I can't do the fat. You can't call me fat.
But for that day, that hurt the feeling. I hit
that niggle with my week on my left arm and
I called it with my right off and I told
(24:19):
that crack I asked up in that comedy club. He
was like, he talk talking magic. You know the man
say she went in your ass. I beat that. I
beat that motherfucker the difference. Don't you call me fat beach?
When you call me fat that she's triggering my head niggle.
All the times I didn't eat, I'm decided for a
(24:39):
reason because I'm trying to I'm like a bound nigg
I'm trying to not never go home again. Nigga. I'm
hiding that all the time. He was all the time.
When I moved in the other it was another white lady.
She she was talking. She's being racist to a Indian
(25:01):
comedian and so I was like, shot bitch. I'm screaming
from the back of the club. Shot bitch. So she
decided to come out. So I'm standing outside on the phone.
She decided to come outside, and you know, put her
hand in my face. My dad is a Supreme Court
just I said, bitch, you touched my note. I took
that bit your finger. I beat it all the way back.
I crapped that whole out hair. Next thing you know,
(25:21):
I had that bit flying around like a kite. My
friend who on my funk, he put it in fact,
I said, now all this bit put our face down
the ship, that bitch. I watch a bit in your
motherfucking like, put your hands on me again. Hole, I
(25:43):
kill you up in hill. Oh, I fight motherfucker head
the fresh friends. So then I got to fight with
a young nigga one time, and Morty's more, do you
how do you fight these white people at the white clubs?
Because everybody I know to fight at white club, they
get banned from every white club. I want to sell
(26:06):
no tickets at the time, meither, I don't know. That
was just my home club. I got to fight at
the Open min at the same club you was like
your title. Yeah, I got to fight with this young boy.
He was like that doing Kevin Hard jokes. But are
you being real racist? So I said, put me up
after this nigga, Little white people, this is the nigga
(26:27):
you should have hung right. And he was like, I'm
g d bitch, I'm just a nigg I'm a convicted feller.
You scared him, You don't scare me. And he was
how whoop? Your asked? What come out? So many niggas
have tried and stew you have failed. And I said,
now hold on, let me take my airport wig off.
So I took my wig come on up, and if
he came up on that stade call and my mind
(26:48):
all I saw was my first baby dad and nig
you shot me in the back of head. My mind said,
killing me nigger. I hit that nigga, so motherfucker hall
and I took my bro my two titters on that
nigger's shoulder. I died on that. Yeah. I put my
(27:11):
two t on that nigga's shoulder and laid on top
of that nigger like a bear. I whooped his His
mama made him write me a long Facebook message and apologize. Hey, Clayton.
Can you image ms pet wrapped them tennis around you
in the referee show up and had to do your own.
He's out. I used to fight all the time, you
(27:34):
see it. I called a few times. I ain't give
a funk you. I fought the boy. I'm not gonna
say everything everything. Don't don't talk about a little bit.
That's no, you can't coming back on the show. Don't
tell that one I didn't. I hit that niggle of
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vault with him. See these one time, and what your
collar win? I want playing with this rand you know,
I want to know. I was gonna beat his motherfucking
I was gonna beat the pharmaceutical out of his hands.
But we're friends now. I talked to him all the time,
but he his mothering ask. I think he the one
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I snapt down here. Only I didn't get a chance
to snap because he rans like, ain't gonna catch me,
fat bitch. You know they made you faster. I hit
that mother with them c DZ. He talk out. But
you have to fighting this ship here. Mean it's really
it really was a hard grind for all of us,
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especially me, because nobody really wanted to fuck me. You
know what, I'm and I thought I sucking dumb with
the dumb D he started. This game can be hard game.
I don't nobody want to you have some ability in
this game. Nobody tried all first, trying to fund me.
What's the commedi No, the big one that died, the
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big fat one, um, the black one we died about
three four years ago, big wrong. That's the only nigga
was trying to suck me. I'm like, n you ain't
gotta what to state? What would I fuck you? Resident?
Damn it that would tell me I was sex in
you look good? He was in the thick girl, but
he had no card back more putting my head two weeks,
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I'm like, who funk won't you be other than that?
Nobody bring up we ain't bringing up no more out
of head. There's still a whole bunch of them that
this is just the surface. These are the main event,
don't the only one I had? Because you know when
I started, I don't got with Double D all the time.
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So if I thought I was sucking Double D to
take me on the road, I mean, who the funk
won't Double D go up and here sucking all the bitches.
He's married now, but everybody he was a home ever talked,
he's a pastor. Look he's running running the city council.
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Used gonna road all the time. And I was staying
in the room with double D right because I'm Mariy
ain't give a funk and we would have like separate beds.
I fall asleep, doubled in the room to beat another bed.
While I'm in the room sleep, I wake up condoms everywhere.
I said, oh my god, gonna fuck me. I thought
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he that sucked me. It was like three coldoms on
the floor, So I said, nobody, fleet, you didn't suck me.
While sleep, I woke up to a condom like three
phone coldoms on the float. Nigga drink cans and ship
and what the funk happened last night? And you know,
I'm I'm feeling a Pussit sif it's met like extra fish.
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I'm like old Lord did not ship. He had another
girl he brought in the room and that's why she want.
I told her, I fit you and you weren't gonna
wake up the man. I don't know the time. What
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was that? What's that club name down that right across
street from Frozen Palauee's go to that preacher man head. No,
right across the street. What was that club Crow's Nest. No,
not the crows Nest, uh, I cannot think of the name.
But right across street from Twitter far the old NICKI
used to go over. The preacher man used to host
that one. Anyway, don't be behind the building fucking the
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girl right, And I thought it was the piano baby grant,
That's what it was. A bit on the trash care
r snicking him. Man, he's gonna tell my son and
get you some puss out to my side and go
back and get on trash can puss. He took my
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son something my twenty my son thirty night when he
turned nineteen. He took them to that Script club next
door to fucking my son, said, Mama, dude. Script was
supposed to have a right guard all the bit your
head on right guard and now believing that my homeboy,
and then from Florida, he failed for the motherfucking Okay,
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though the nigger got thirty eight dances from the same
bit saw before I said he man, what you're doing.
He was like, I'm like, bro, what you're doing? Like
you know what I'm saying, I want your dance called.
They wasn't that expensive, but when they they were like
five teen or something like that. But when she got done,
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she was like, you want to three hundred and eighty
dollars and that you know back then? And thing was like,
I thought you was bab I was like, don't fu think.
I kept asking me what do you do? Like the
only reason he didn't have to pay all that ship
was because the security security biggest in securities over there,
like just give us one eighty because that bitch be
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doing that ship all the time. Don't take my homeboy
from out of time to strip club. I don't know
how that. Oh this wasn't he wasn't. He just lost
his name. He run back on me like man like me,
and here I was like me and these girls that
were I ain't never liked the strip club. I don't.
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I don't. I don't like Nicki Mitchell's. I don't want
see seln y'all want even goddamn selves. Nick I don't
want see nobody else. But I know what pussy do,
So I don't mean I don't want see know my pussy,
especially let me see it. I don't know what you
don't supposed to know what doing, and you knew what
pussy did you still want something you might not eating, Ship,
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I know where they can comfrom. That's way up in
Now your tongue ain't gonna go all the way up.
And now Ship, you got that counter zone. I'm gonna
see Spider Man. Then can't be ectly you can't have
one child? But anyway exactly, I'm not do that again.
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M did your first one? You you last one. I
don't even know what other children as other children. I
can't even imagine having more than one. Why Ship, I
got I got four kids into a bus. They all
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count the boy. Yeah, I'm the mama you're talking about.
I'm a real mama. About when you're going to kind
of mama want to claim my kids to make me unfit.
I ain't unfit. I claimed mamma no because she's having
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a boytion she she don't supposed to celebrate Mother's Day. Mama.
It just didn't make it. It did not make it. No,
it didn't make it. But you still a mama. Wasn't
what you've been as gonna be a MoMA. O, my goodness,
something abody to mama, he's just don't getting a versity kid. Damn,
Miss Patton Cole, What I mean you should have claim
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all your kids? I've never I mean, what am I
gonna be ashamed of my past for ship? I am
my pass so you know, well, I ain't gonna lie
on my vagina. You're saying people should claim all their kids,
whether whether they here or not. Yeah, let me ask
you something. When when somebody lose a child to an
accident or whatever, don't they still be that child mama?
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So why can't you be a child mama? Who you
put in a jaw? It is? This is a controversial topic.
I'm a girl. I'm telling you that's not controverted. You
get to play you want. She might not play, but
she had seven, so you know she tried to get
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you an extra one ain't about to be She got six, dudes,
she got six both and that is not my daughter. Okay,
I don't know she say her pussy good six colos.
I had six to minus to anytime, nig and you
already get favy like he knew what might she further?
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But she got it on count cause she got three
two agent kids for black kids at most of oh
little Asian man can't come out of that pus ito
saying that. I say, bounding that pussy. You bout right.
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I don't know what the funks she'd been doing? What
that puss? She got that puss holid night you're thought?
And then make the make it right? Yeah, that she
got that kind of pussy where I take her? I'm like,
can you kick these niggs? Six kids? She put that
pusson and you be moaning like the bitch, and she
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mashed with it too. Damn ain't your man? Please get
that puss out here? Please damn me putting landing strips
on my buddy like somebody gonna see it with my
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damn mom stomach hanging on putting the strip mother plane
come ready to my neighbors. Looked like the backyard of
the house. You about the back This could be nice
if you just dress it up a little bit. I
want to do my own project. What to just leave?
I do my own landscaping on the you're gonna shade it? Yeah,
who's gonna let you shade them? I'm CERTI I stayed
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in my hand is no, I mean I don't. I
just shape so it don't work about my stomach and
break my stone out. I can't talk to you. You
live by your own rules. You don't want anything. You
just trad just t changing the color of your in
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the bathroom right here. I think it's having the bathroom like. Man,
I don't got time, just enough to keep it up.
I can't get over the six kids. So damn scratch.
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That's crazy. I know. Can you imagine having to feed
six people? Man ship? What do they eat? Yeah, but
that's how the ship be hated. I'd be like, but
what it ain't sucked around? And you had six and
you just you ain't even really paying attention because you
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know life and ship. But what I'm saying too, like
you got six kids, and you like, forget one of
their names for real, for real, no six different more.
I think you call him the wrong name before you
forget that. Naw. Yeah. I always get my board knock
kid called mother, Yeah, so I do. And then I
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called sometimes I called my daughter Garrianna Aska. She's like,
I'm not your gay Daughter's not? She identified I'm not
your gay door. And I noticed that Garyana. That's how
used to one game one name yet to beat me. Yeah,
you know she gave I don't be knowing who do what? Yeah,
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she shout everybody my daughter gay. She told me give
a gay shout out. Yeah, I don't know, said she
wasn't home for a while. She told him those like
dicks on ice, dick's own ice. She gotta you gotta
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let me show you what I'm working with. Kids who
put them dicks in this back the wrong kid grag.
He looked, rather than check your bloom back school pull
of dicks every six, poking people with. Now, I got
to go up to that. He's suspended, and I got
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to go up there, and you got to go with me,
because then you dicks sh shoot like that waiting. She
got a big pull dick oh ship. She was a
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little she uh. She took my mama crack in the
school and gave it out a bubba gone and got
her mocking. Mama longed top. Who did what she's you
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gave it out to the kids of the kids, and
they locked her mama mother asked him too. So that's
one of them girls were read about in the NewsPage.
What we heard that story about to google third grader
is give out craig. See if her name Pablo, Yeah, Wow,
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you told him crack. No, they overeat it like the
kids all you know. They was at the Foster home
within two hours. With the two hours, I so cracking.
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My daughter never did that like I used to put
it in their underwear and ship what like this, man,
you can't say that type of ship that to get
your not put cracking? I did, Yes, I did. I've
told them ms for minutes. I put in their underwear
back in the day. You can't judge me for see
it I did back in the day. Um yeah, that's
how we used to hide the crack and the kids underwear.
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That's why she took at the school. I didn't know her.
I don't know why she took it to school. I
was a deal. I ought to beat her as she
made me lose all that money if they don't cut
the air. I'm telling was like, yeah, so it was
that's a lot of craig. Damn. It was full. Yeah
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that's that's that's better. So you were putting them in
like they yes, Well they just held it till we
got to the trap and they go play. And when
I need to re up, I just got my kids
drawls and keep going. I was young and don damn
for the world. That's too wrong. Yeah, my kids falls
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shot me back in head and nothing. Nigga shot me
and but TI didn't blew nip off the other dude
a smooth spot. No, I got it, just blew off Yea.
It just ain't right. It's suckable. Yeah. He shot me
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with a forty five. That's a big gun. I don't
know of my arm and a little hole and came
out of all of that ship was just the whole
nipple just it was. It came out through the area
over the and it just told everything. When you get
shot like that, you don't really feel it. You don't
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feel well. I was shooting at him, shot back. Yeah,
what st they got jam jam thirty eight? But he
was shooting and running with blunderbus. Yeah. So he hit
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me upon of the right arm and it came out
my titting. Damn no, my my kids father. I jumped
off a little overpath. I've seen him dan while walking
across the cheek with a bit. I jumped on that
motherfucker truck called he's gonna take off to my He
didn't know that was me. Damn love make you do
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dumb ship, don't love I mean when you love the motherfucker.
It made you when you thought you love the motherucker
my first boyfriend. You're not like shooting at a base
that wasn't your crank partner, my baby daddy. Because the
reason why I shot told he shot me, and so
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I shot him back, so we will be eating. Wait minute,
he shot you first, Oh and then you shot no,
no about it. Months later, I called him with his
other baby mama. So I shot that nigg in the
ankle because he can come by my house first, and
it broke his leg. But then when I shoot him,
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I got to hospital a greater house spital to pick
him up. He walking out with the other baby mama,
who didn't even have nothing to do to shoot. So
I'm like, I shot you so I can take care
of you, nigga, this bitch, this cast So I hit
this nigg with my car and broke his whole cast man.
I was crazy. I don't act like that. No, most
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we're glad you don't murdering. Yeah, the city already on
fact the violence against black men, domestic violence in any
way shaping for you. I was wow, I was stupid.
You know you think you in love like I'm in
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one time, I want to want to babe my house.
And on I knocked on doing the kid on those
so I have a pocket full of change, and I
knew he was in there right And I get a
little girl all the chain, I said, and I knock
on the bedroom dough. That bitch open that dough and
he was in that bad button nigked with that hair bone,
remember bagging old David the hairbone that you would the
bed with, that bitch with my hair bone, nig. I
just brought you from the punch, nigger. I hit that
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bitch and grabbed that hairmone trying to choke the ship
up that niggle, and we was fighting in that whole
house like a motherfucker. I got worried because I thought
you said, I thought you was about to say you
slapped the baby with a bag of chack. I was
so scared for this. I thought you slapped the bag
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with a bag of chack. I gave the baby the
money so she wouldn't be quiet, old pocket full to
change my head and my mouth on the bedroom door,
hitting the butter ass naked with the bitch. That bitch
open that door, and she's like they rag and I
hit that bitch and I hit him, but he hit
me my eye right down and then my eyes stopped beating.
Nig I had so want blooded my eye because I said,
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ain't leaving here without your motherfucker Gonna take me the
graded and get me some stitching because you ain't staying
here with that bitch. Give me my regular rule, need
another rule because I just his motherfucking Remember one time
I was fighting with him and uh, but at first
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of all, I wouldn't hit him back. And then my
other cousin she was that she like, hit that nigga
back and then hit me with a rollerskape that stopped
them on the end of that skating. You know that
you're supposed to be ye bill, that negga hit me
with that roller skate stop all that ship did something
to me, nigga. I said, oh, ain't no more licks.
I went wild on that and because you know a stopper,
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don't go in that mother just thick as erase. It's
to stop you from moving skate. It might be the
hardest part of escape next to the wind. Yes, he
hit me with that stopping nigger. I was like, that's it.
I mean, one day he slapped me with an iron,
niggle back with that iron. This is the This is
the most toxic shit I've ever heard. If you call
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it crag. You think you love him a but then
you realize you brought to realize that, hey, this ain't love.
This is a US. But it comes. It's really abused
with called good sense and digmatized, probably digmatized it, probably digmatized.
You can't do that to me no more that you
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can't hit me with no roller skate nigger, Well you can't.
You can't hit me with no eye. Ain't nobody shooting me?
Ain't nobody nobody should ever do that? Yeah, I mean,
I fight your head back, I was. I was, well wait, wait,
wait a minute, do you realize if comedy wouldn't have
been your pants and your younger dad be in jail? No,
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you probably could have been an m M A fighter.
You probably could have gotten that hit you with a
You can take a hook. That's it. I'm gonna twist
this thing you. I don't understand you took so Yeah, yeah,
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I was, you can shoot somebody nipple. I didn't either
to I got you know what's crazy? But when he
shot me up under the arm I was running into
a crackhouse was selling cricket an so I thought I
snagged my titty on the dog jam on the crack.
How So, let's your life with danger having jawn. I'm bleeding,
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but it's running like who it's coming out a lot,
and I was like, what the funk? And so when
they took my broth, that was a god damn. It
was a big as holder now and they didn't sew
it up. What they did was they putting the nipple
back there. And I don't know what they put on,
but I had to need this plaster on and change
it every so many days, and it just all healed
back together. You did some ship from her feet and
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never get hard you sometimes that never do work without
the other one. Not They ain't it sake. You can't
get them to get hard at the same time. Push
that said, push alternate one be hard. You might be right, Carlo,
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you've been looking at my ward. But I'm not crazy
like that anymore. I've been married that for for thirty years.
But yes, almost didn't rocking the same dude almost. I
wouldn't change it for the world ship. You can't at
this point. I'm not even gonna take a half to
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a new mother packer with the same ship you was
saying thirty years ago. I can't joke you just bout
the old sex lings jump on it? What then do
(52:20):
they say? Now, hey, baby girl, I want you to
come over this zoomzoo. I want to grab on that
warm shaking Oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna get it. Yeah,
how do you pick up? What do you say? The girls? Now? Oh,
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you gotta have TikTok women? Who another Asian dude? Yeah?
She like Asian dude. The agent sexes in the month,
she'd be going neighbors. Okay, she goes with the dude
that that was fighting Bruce Lee bo her baby dad
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sexy to the mother that nigga. He asan black Mexican chess.
He hath who she's sucking? Bruno? Mom? What do you
do where your baby? Day wale of sexes? The mother
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now that all black baby dad? Oh that niggle. So
you know, if there was racist, I don't want racist.
She should have say he's a good nick to spin
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in that nigger face. I'm just saying the agent, this
guy was really fucking five and I shouldn't be giving
them those shout out like they don't want to five something?
You think I can't switch me? Is I'm too far
deep in? I can't what's the trick? M Communication? Why? Lord,
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I'll be trying to communicate, But but you high who
want to talk to you like that? Call? This is
the best way to talk to me. This is the
best way to talk to me. Know the alternative I'm understanding.
When I'm this way, I'm empathetic. Otherwise, it's why the fuck?
Every dingy started with why the fuck? How the funk
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would you say some ship like that? Yeah, I don't know.
I think the stales, I think you got it. You know,
just for me, it was communication, And I really like
to dude. I love to dude the go. I mean,
he's a good one. It's not easy to find a
good man out here. Yeah, I do because I had
two kids already, and I took it my sister four
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crack babies. Then I took it another set of crack baby,
I took it another set of crap. I don't need
nobody gonna stick around for that ship. I got a
real one, damn people. He helped me raise about twelve
kids that wasn't ours because I only got to buy
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and never complained. You wouldn't have stuck around for that
ship calling, right, I don't know how the fund you
leave a motherfucker who've been through everything, but you're gonna
do shoot me again? Like you can't to me, you can't. Yeah,
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I have my sister kids, my kids, and then I
have my niece kids. Now have four kids at the house.
Now my kids are grown. But you just keep finding
some new kids. Uh, they keep finding me calos, they
keep but this is it because I'm old. I'm just
getting good. Huh, keep keeping going. No, I'm done. I
mean I'm going through middle pause. I'm hot all the
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time and Peter won't stop coming on and I can't
do that. Sometimes you just got some ship. Just you
just need to leave out. I want you to know
what it is to be a middle age black woman calls.
What you do is young girls gonna become middle age
one day too. What the do you? So? You just
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know where we go through so well? I need to
know that because if a bit tell you she got
hot slashes, you won't think the bitches set herself on fire.
You know that she's just heating up in different You
know They only getting worse when you're sitting there telling
me about she didn't know that hot? Anybody tell you
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know that ain't what give you hot flashes. But yeah,
that's just when you put the heat go back in
your body. The exhaust ain't working. Yeah, metafold, Yep, they
got straight pint. They got straightness about no pussy, and
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that ain't what it is quite hanging out as all
that evil, just moving around making hot. No every woman
have that, and then moving to like mine, started buying
my neck. There's in between my boots and then what
was waving too, there's damn below you get a hot flash?
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Ain't pussy. Yeah, I wasn't even supposed to say that
out loud. I was just thinking that ship. Yeah, you
can't sitting there chilling in there. It's just started smoking.
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Remember funck y'all your mom is still around, cause she
gonna beat your ass. I know they got lashes in
the puss. You get a member where some people get
them on about their feet behind the ears. I mean
you were something like older women don't like gluing out
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the week because then slide the funk off from the heat.
You might have you might have told me a secret.
I didn't know none of this ship. Yeah, because you
probably don't sleep with women my age. A damn show dupe.
Win this pant age. You're taking pants off. You see
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who had this ship? Like a book? You know you
get them old school books. You see who years before that?
Old I ain't old enough to be your ship some
days ship whatever, man, I'm gonna start, though they keep
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throwing it in older women hot flashes. Wait today at
the end of mentopolis, that's your suggestions. Now they can
go to sixty seventy years old. Once they're getting hot flashes,
they're just there and that they eventually go away, But
they go away different times, don't you agree? Question she
get them to? No, she ain't gonna tell you if
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she give them because she ain't gonna get old. I
don't want to know nothing about because clearly people can't
come out of them. They go off. Ain't nobody came,
Nobody can be without him back. The greatest part is
the last baby she had. Nobody knew, she prayed, She
didn't even know. She was just in around one day
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in the baby feel like what I wouldn't gonna get
my health fixed? And I called She said, oh, I
just I'm in the hogspool having a bitch. I just
saw you last month. No cauld he test you pregnant.
She didn't show. I ain't never seen no pregnant Asian
lady before. I thought you saying she was Asian. Oh
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she a quarter sick. I don't think a coarter count ship.
She she Asian all the way. Look at them sunders.
She got them sounders on. Who they gotta be all
Asian people with sounders, they do. I ain't never noticed
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that that go two weeks so all the time paying attention,
I stopped and attention and I want to get them
sounders on. Stupid. You don't love me because I'm I
don't know. I'm looking at any movie with some Asian
people with some ship, they're gonna have some sadlers on.
(01:01:12):
They might not have them on at the weeks though,
because they're working, but you catch them on their leisure,
they're gonna have them sadlers not I mean you okay
in Asia? What did you say them nel Asian? They're
not the same. They'm not the same as the real ones.
That's like, you know, we love but they want to
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knockoff essy because you can get them online. But that's
not knock off to them. That's just supporting their family business. Yeah,
but you an what made But it's knock off, bro.
(01:01:57):
Who but you see but you see a lot of
you see a lot of people with the knockoff eases on.
I don't like the prison I don't like jail ship.
Huh Ji, it reminds me of jail. Do those shoes
not remind your jail? Yeah, they just remind me of jail.
(01:02:20):
Theymind me and shot with shoes at the prison when
I was in prison. I'm like, I'm not gonna payne
hundling off with no prison shoes. Shoot. I can get
one of my friends and mail me a path from
jail that prison ship. But you can get a path
mail to you from the prison. I wonder if it's
a website you can go to Like people who was
locked up for a long time, they're so used to
(01:02:42):
that jail ship, they're just like, gotta have it now.
I don't know nobody who just got to have prison
shower shoes And I can't wash up without my ship.
Won't you get some pre world ship, man? I don't
want that. You got to give a Nigga's ideal fresh
(01:03:04):
out fresh prison wear. That's what the institutional last dot
com institutional. Every month, they just sent you're a box
of ship you used to get like when you was
in jail. They can look up the system. Yeah, they
can see what you used to sory that comes there
all the time and put you a box together and
the mail that ship fresh T shirt you get like
(01:03:24):
two three T shirts and their bitch and coffee cookies
phone card. You're gonna make an Apple conversary. Yeah, dot
commisary into your email and put some money on your books.
(01:03:49):
That's funny. You have been a prison yeah, you know.
I'll be trying to get out of jail soon as
I get in there with some good been I've been prison.
I want to do Yeah I did. I did a
year for drugs. Of course, well I figured that I
(01:04:10):
put two and two together. You gotta wait. With all
the murders and students. Man was murders. There was some
shootouts because somebody lost the nipple. Ain't gonna say nobody
name I lost nipple, but he lost a part of
an ankle. So I mean, y'all even then, we even
he's take me skating all the time to back in
(01:04:32):
the day after the ankle. Ship hit you with the
skate Yeah, the same skadi hit me. He took him
to the skate ring. Screaming wheel y'all screaming wheels. Oh,
y'all were too young. Y'all too young. I keep forgetting
y'all around my kids. You've been screaming wheels, Yeah, streaming wheels. Yeah,
(01:04:54):
he's taken me screaming wheels out to keep pregnant boy sex, Yeah,
screaming nails and don't speak question because we don't need
you to get pregnant. I'm not gonna do it. I
just said, I see and now I see why it
be happening. I need them tie do some good tubes.
(01:05:18):
We know, we know, we know. She got babies. Shout
out to this question with them six kids and keep
doing your things. She speaks my head. She she the
reason the senses switched up. Now they say there's more
(01:05:38):
multi racial people than any other races. She definitely doing
something to do with that. She only got two. She
had two Asian babies, but she already a quarter. I
don't know about black babies, oh Ship, I believe that
(01:05:59):
they do that. The two Asian babies to be beating
the ship out of everybody. They stand back to back
and come on, you think the goddamn trouble she got them.
(01:06:21):
She gave a soft name. They August, September. They named Auspember,
August and September. That's hard though, that's a good. That's
a good. We're August and I'm September and you will fall.
That sounds like, yeah, I'm not missed. Twin named Jane
(01:06:42):
win in February. They do that? She for real? You
know how many April's out here? In March's name March.
It's a bitch first name, March. I ain't no man.
March name by Oktober, it's a bunch octobers out here.
What you talked Toober? You need to stop are using
(01:07:07):
She has threes and folds now three? Yeah? Who trade, bitch?
Huh trade three? Yeah? The trade undue toys twice? Name though? Three?
(01:07:27):
You mean somebody just named the number? Which one of
them to living the name? They're Charlie numbers musk No.
Seven it's still spelled out. It's seven. It's not you
know what I'm saying. It's my love. That's what I
love about being blackbro, we'll make a name. Your nigger
name can be spelled setting. But nigga tell you she
(01:07:49):
looks straight. Now it's fun. So we shot an episode
of my show and this just happened. So the co
writer modeal name n Ki Shudow keep Shadow. So I
was like, I ain't never heard a bug name. This
girl came into my inbox. Me Pat, when y'all get
(01:08:10):
the name keeps Schall, that's my name, I was, name
keeps you. We thought we just made up some ship.
She was like, my name is Keith Shadow. Where y'all
get that name from? Like, bitch, we didn't know you
for real. There's some names out here name kehud huh
years October girl, thank you, that's not a lot. I
(01:08:36):
don't give a in the last two hundred years. That
mean nobody naming the baby. They naming the nigger told
I don't know that's a month by. Yeah, I didn't
want to have this little motherfucker anyway. Every seven years
old white man just come to stand on top of
the mountain. We shall name uh October silver smelling as Now,
(01:09:02):
did you stay low? John? See what smelling drinking in?
You don't drink seawater me neither call to booze for
that ship. You know, I don't drink seatwater because when
I was a little I went to English Avenue and
making the day they used to take you on the
po as field trips because I ain't even talk about
(01:09:22):
pole black kids, nigger. They took me to the water
work and showed me how that she was made the
Atlanta see the water work. That was a field trip.
And they take you to the pub with all the
ship at first and say this is what it is,
and then they take you to the side and then
get your glasscause I said, what the fuck? And that
ship Mentally, I don't funk with nick. I don't even
want to bathe some days, got damn. There's enough white
(01:09:49):
white people every other Thursday. Man. I cannot funk with
seatwater because they took me on that poe ass. I
don't like water area after that ship. But after they
took me on that poets motherfucking field trip water, I
don't fucking water. You got it, okay, tap water, tap warter.
(01:10:10):
I would not drinking I would not fucking drink it.
That's fucked up, miss Pett. I can't get over some
of this ship. You then said you don't suck me
all the way up. I mean, that's why I don't
drink the ship they took me on the field trip.
I can't believe you said, yeah, I'm their mom about
(01:10:32):
your aborted babies. I am their mother. You're right. I
just didn't get the chance to name him. Shouldn't name
Mack told they wouldn't have made it. Now they're going
to November. Yeah, my crazy, I'll see something just crazy. Look, man,
(01:10:57):
make sure you go watch Miss pet new show. We're
back over here. B E T cloves giving you, giving
your social media so they can follow you and catch
up with you. And uh comedian and Miss Pat. That's
seal m E d E n any M s p
A t Instagram TikTok out the bullshit. I'm out there
(01:11:17):
on my website is Miss Pat Comedy dot com. Uh.
The show is at Neil streaming on BT plus all
ten episode you watch, I get another season. Come on,
we already playing. Come on, man, let's run it up.
Let's go. Well, you're having a coach, Miss Pat. It's
your first same in the trap. Don't let it be
your last time. You always welcome to come over here
(01:11:39):
with us, well, I appreciate it. This is let's get
a picture. It's up. Hold on, make it. Make sure
titties don't look
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