The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, honey was recalled for containing an erectile dysfunction drugs, we had an update on the Olympic ski jumpers accused of injecting their penises for a competitive advantage, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man recently admitted to buying spit online, our MVP made pizzas and sold them in a pizza place he no longer worked at, our MVP was able to evade police before calling them to tau...

This morning on The Morning After, a man threw away $4,000 in stolen meat after he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, a suspected car thief tried to evade cops by running into the ocean, a cop named John Merica made an appearance on Florida/Not Florida, a new trend suggests keeping a note in your phone to remember your significant others favorite things, our MVP returned to the home he robbed to get his shoes, a woman i...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman cut her husband’s penis off while he enjoyed a nice cup of coffee on ‘Gruesome Story, Peppy Music,’ a man got naked at Universal Studios, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, another man got naked on a plane, our MVP tried throwing KFC chicken wraps into a prison, we completed the naked man trifecta (+1), and a TikToker is living ...

This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the man that tricks healthcare workers into changes his diapers, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we re-introduced you to ‘The Piggyback Bandit,’ our MVP had an entire hospital evacuated after showing up with an artillery shell in his butt, a brewery in Oregon is joining forces with Columbia to create a bear poop beer, an...

This morning on The Morning After, a man wanted something out of a woman’s room on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a man dressed as a duck spilled milk and cereal on a subway in Scotland, we heard from Kidney #1 on Missed Connections, a woman gets really well to ‘squash’ men, our MVP bought flowers and candy for a stripper with counterfeit bills, a snow plow driver is in trouble for burying cars, and we wrapped u...

This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner in Florida, a man returned with a machete after a group of people told him he couldn’t hang out, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, students are ‘humanizing’ the schoolwork they’re having AI do for them, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and there’s a mushroom that will make you ...

This morning on The Morning After, there are more ‘gangster grannies’ than ever, a ‘ticking bomb’ in a trash can was actually just a big dildo, a man missing a thumb stole a gun on Florida/Not Florida, a woman was attacked by a snow leopard while trying to take a selfie, our MVPs had sex on the sidewalk in front of a pizza place, a pizza delivery driver was upset with his lack of tip, and a blinged out bear ...

This morning on The Morning After, a man amputated his own foot in hopes of getting into medical school, a drunk man let his dog drive his car in Tasmania, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the Museum of Personal Failure sounds like a museum made for us, our MVP brought a hooker onto a school bus, a fitness influencer is selling her sweat in jars, and a couple put rubber ducks all over t...

This morning on The Morning After, no one can explain why three bikes are on a log in a river in Montana, a woman smacked her mother with a pork chop on Florida/Not Florida, ‘My Strange Addiction’ reminded us that ‘vabbing’ is a thing, our MVP kept driving his car while it was on fire, crews were called to remove a dildo from a clock tower, and a politician in Florida is hoping his love of ‘Grand Theft...

This morning on The Morning After, a man was charged with assault after throwing a ketchup packet, authorities in Japan are now combating bear attacks with drones and robot wolves, we met a man with an iguana on Missed Connections, a man in Pennsylvania stole a $30,000 harp before getting naked and jumping in a river, our MVP sold cars on marketplace and then stole them back from the buyers, a man walking down the middle of the str...

This morning on The Morning After, a man took off his ankle monitor and put it on a dog, this week’s cold weather could cause trees to explode, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man got covered in deicing fluid while inside a plane, our MVP broke into homes and poured queso and milk on TVs, we may lose gravity for seven seconds in August, and police are warning men in Miami not to flirt or take home one woman in...

This morning on The Morning After, a student upset over AI-generated art destroyed the exhibition by eating it, a man in the UK claims he’s making bank selling his used socks online, a man stole whiskey and urinated in public on Florida/Not Florida, a frying pan was a man’s tool of choice to fight off an intruder, our MVP smoked meth during a video call with someone in prison, an IVF clinic mistakenly implanted a woman ...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman attacked her romantic rival at the gym, Michigan recently released their list of banned license plates in 2025, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman’s bag labeled ’Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs’ was filled with drugs, our MVP stole the Lyft she called for a ride, a man went to the police station to have his meth teste...

This morning on The Morning After, a Canadian fisherman attacked someone on the ice on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a man’s penis was buried under a 70-pound tumor, we went to Applebees on Missed Connections, we had an update on the bear that was recently evicted from underneath a man’s crawlspace, our MVP tried to stay inside a Walmart all night long, a man stealing a car found a brick of cocaine, and we wrapped up...

This morning on The Morning After, we played a new game called ‘Who’s the Creep?,’ a business owner received a shipment of flip phones 16 years after ordering them, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a robot kicked an engineer in the balls, our MVP stole money and then used it to tip a waitress, GLP-1s are going to help airlines save money on fuel, and a luxury apartment complex in New Jersey wants your...

This morning on The Morning After, we met a woman that snorts all her food, we had an update on the four monkeys loose in St. Louis, a man asked someone to make him a pizza on Florida/Not Florida, a former child actress has married her dog, our MVP threatened to poop in the direction of police officers, a woman claims spiders bites caused her toes to be amputated, and an officer for the NYPD might lose her job after her OnlyFans ac...

This morning on The Morning After, we began the list of Things We Got Stuck In Our Butts in 2026, ‘mysterious’ monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis and AI isn’t helping, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a dog tested positive for meth after winning a race, our MVP threw a tantrum in the courtroom, a father has been lying to his son for decades about his love of manatee...

This morning on The Morning After, just a reminder that you should never put a live leech in your penis, a woman threatened people with a knife and a cast iron skillet on Florida/Not Florida, a man had a cautionary tale for anyone with a ‘booger wall,’ our MVP was a Detroit teenager that was accused of robbing pizza delivery people, an app in China wants to know if you’re still alive, and a woman asked a court whe...

This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled with something surprising, our MVP rode a horse into a Texas Target, a woman hoping to become a mermaid was arrested after going into her n...