The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a ‘chicken amusement park’ was shut down for undercooking its chicken, a Japanese popsicle company wants you to know that eating a popsicle before you go outside will keep you cool, a woman had 12 fake IDs on Florida/Not Florida, identical twin content creators have their mom hold the camera for their videos, our MVP had her 9-year old help her steal from Target, a p...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, someone’s farts were so noxious that they evacuated an entire movie theater, a restaurant in Florida is offering nude dining, a woman spit on a bar manager kicking her out for having sex in the bathroom on Florida/Not Florida, festival goers at Lollapalooza passed around a bag to pee in, our MVP put spike strips in his yard in an effort to keep kids off it, a company creat...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, ‘gym penis’ is a real thing, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Google removes new Earth AI tool after people immediately starting creating fake disasters, our MVP promises she was going to pay for that nearly $1,000 in merchandise she just walked out of the store with, cops in New Jersey are dressing like shrubs to catch di...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Richard Eats, a home is being sold with an occupant still living in it, Aldi is selling four ‘fancy’ ice cubs for $5, a delivery driver wants extra sausage on Missed Connections, TSA found five stolen cannonballs in someone’s luggage, our MVP admitted to police that ‘Yep, that’s me’ after being show footage from a robbery, a man who was ‘too w...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man in a gimp suit helped flight attendants pick up trash, ‘foot juice’ is popping up at conventions over the world, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man thinks his significant other is cheating on him with her personalized Erling Haaland sex toy, our MVPs were caught having sex in an apartment pool in the middle of the afternoon, a man is accused of...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, someone pooped in the mosh pit at a concert in New Zealand, there’s controversy in the cricket world, a woman got a DUI on a lawnmower on Florida/Not Florida, a woman bit her husband’s toes for years while he was recovering from a traumatic brain injury, our MVP shouted out his ‘bae’ while he was being arrested for drug trafficking, a woman is upset that ...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, social media influencers are eating ‘diarrhea lettuce’ to lose weight, marmot researchers are turning to OnlyFans for funding, a woman threw a plate of food and a cup of urine on a relative on Florida/Not Florida, police are looking for a man that assaulted someone at a darts tournament while dressed as a lobster, our MVP put her wedding on hold by starting a fire, o...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, we had an update on the humanoid robot teachers that were supposed to be coming to a classroom in New York, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a Maine woman received $15 million after a doctor mistakenly removed her bladder, our MVP asked for directions during a carjacking/kidnapping, a man claims he was only naked in pubic because he w...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, you can no longer legally poop in public in Waterloo, Iowa, two Spanish soccers played received their weight in tomatoes after winning soccer’s biggest tournament, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a bear got trapped in a car and honked the horn all night long, our MVP tried to have cocaine shipped to him, we had an update on the runner whose penis fell out of ...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a mime in Massachusetts has been accused of harassing park employees, a company in Japan has created a human refrigerator, a man with a flamethrower was involved in a 16-hour standoff on Florida/Not Florida, a family at a Morgan Wallen concert got peed on another fan, our MVP stole thousands in dollars of crypto and spent it on Uber Eats gift cards, people in Russia recently par...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man blew out his knee while attempting to attack a Las Vegas street performer, an 82-year old woman in Italy is the world’s oldest competitive pole dancer, a thief stole over $600 in body wash on Florida/Not Florida, an influencer in India was robbed after flaunting her wealth, our MVP is a former school resource officer who was caught having sex with another officer in ...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a stoned dog needed help getting down a mountain during a hike, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a woman had drugs stashed EVERYWHERE, our MVP rubbed his genitals on a car and dragged a cop while riding an e-bike, a man in Denver informed police that he loved ‘vodka, beer, and the banjo’ after his arrest, and sex doll owners a...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man was arrested after pulling his penis out and telling a woman to ‘call me for the D,’ there’s a mountain in Japan that even Matt could climb, someone was looking for porn at Barnes & Noble on Missed Connections, another man fell into a porta potty, our MVP left his prosthetic penis in a police car, another man tried to flee police by going into the oce...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a school in New York is going to employ a humanoid robot teacher, a drunk driver in Canada tried to give police a potato instead of his keys, a bear broke into a home and ransacked their fridge, our MVP stabbed a man that wouldn’t let her drink in an Uber, a man claims he was fired for smelling ‘musty,’ and a woman is accused of trying to smuggle a snake on a p...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man stole a cat and then used it to try and rob a bank, a new biohacking trend has men freezing their balls, a man was found naked on a pallet of dog food on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man that was accused of having sex with his vacuum cleaner, our MVPs are two principals arrested for DUI driving the same car, a woman isn’t happy with her new SQZ A55 li...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a bakery in Thailand is offering up ‘hairy croissants,’ you can rent a BBQ Buddy in Russia, a woman was naked inside Target on Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend has men smashing their phones to look more manly, our MVP is a beaver with a taste for blood, you can exchange pythons for pizza in Florida, and Ontario Police want to remind you not to bring grenades t...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man dumped the contents of a feces-filled backpack on his ex, there’s controversy following the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating contest, we’re searching for a man with a man-bun on Missed Connections, someone mailed to a squirrel to a META office, our MVP fought cops when they tried to pull him out of alligator-infested waters, ‘space balls’ are wa...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman attacked a man on the way to the dispensary on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ Taylor Swift fans are buying trash from outside Madison Square Garden, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the peanut butter floor has been reinstalled at a Dutch museum, our MVP used a stolen debit card to buy hinges and Axe body spray, porta potties are being ‘blown up&rsquo...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man in Indiana cut off his genitals and set them on fire, another woman had her driveway ‘stolen’ in Florida, a man wore his bail bonds t-shirt in his new mugshot on Florida/Not Florida, the same elephant has killed four family members in Nepal, our MVP stole money from a Little League and spent it on strip club visits and boner pills, a Waymo took misbehaving teen...