The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, we had multiple frying pan attacks, a man celebrated the loss of his testicle with a Zoom party and a penis-shaped run, a woman left underwear in a washing machine on Missed Connections, Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup has been recalled, our MVP has been accused of vomit vandalism, fatbergs are producing poo balls in Australia, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman ate cocaine she had stored in her ‘jail purse,’ there was more controversy at a camel beauty contest, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the PB4WEGO license plate in New York, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and comedian Rob Little joined us before his show this Saturday night at the State Theatre in Bay City!

This morning on The Morning After, a safe street advocate was hit by a car after leaving an advocacy meeting, a new TikTok Trend has people using ‘mouth condoms’ to avoid eating food, Florida/Not Florida featured a naked man with 10,000-year old arms, a man mistakenly hacked his way into 7,000 robot vacuums, our MVP has been arrested eleven times in 2026, authorities in Canada are wondering why someone stole a utility p...

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Kentucky was arrested for having sex with a deer carcass, 2026 is the year of the butt crack, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was tased, maced, and zip-tied at a Waffle House, our MVP was a food delivery robot that trashed a woman’s garden, the US Department of War had to as a sex shop to stop sending sex toys to sailors overseas,...

This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated the first and only Incest Friday with a man falling in love with his mother, police are searching for the person that drew penises all over the Buffalo Bills new stadium, we spent some time at the grocery store on Missed Connections, someone is stealing coconuts in Hollywood, Florida, a drunk dentist was our MVP, we introduced you to Punch The Monkey, and we wrapped up the week with ...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman has been charged after pelting her significant other with pickles, a bear stole a package off a porch in Florida, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a family wheeled a corpse into the bank after they wouldn’t pay out the funeral insurance without proof, our MVP was drunk when he went to pay his open container fine, female tortoises will walk off a cliff to avoid sex, and a...

This morning on The Morning After, a man assaulted his significant other with a delicious chicken sandwich, a man got the voice of Morgan from ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ to do a cameo for his girlfriend after he deleted her saved progress, a man passed out in the Taco Bell drive-thru on Florida/Not Florida, a judge has decided that Buffalo Wild Wings can keep calling them boneless wings, our MVP gave children laxatives at ...

This morning on The Morning After, a Raising Cane’s location in Massachusetts is at risk of being evicted after resident complained about the delicious fried chicken smells, a new TikTok Trend has people buying pies at Ace Hardware, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man used a donkey as a getaway vehicle, our mayor MVP was caught pantsless inside city hall, a man was caught stealing bees in California, and fans ...

This morning on The Morning After, a nutrition chatbot can recommend what foods are best to consume through your butt, doctors in the UK are being asked to not discourage marriage between cousins, a man was upset at the Walmart jewelry counter on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is going on a run in the shape of a penis to raise money for prostate health, our MVP was drinking Buzzballs on his Amazon route, ‘smart underwear’...

This morning on The Morning After, a man is more concerned with missing the release of GTA 6 than he is about going to prison for life, a herd of llamas stopped a burglar, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a new sport in Australia features men simply running into each other, our MVP slashed her ‘baby daddy’ for sleeping with her sister, we had an update on the paramedic origi...

This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the man that was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner, a man threw a pop at teens and then mooned them on Florida/Not Florida, a man running away from a herd of elephants was killed by a crocodile, our MVP kicked his own ass to steal money from the business he worked at, a coffee shop in California was just a front for a strip club, and a road in the UK is closed for six wee...

This morning on The Morning After, a serial pooper was finally caught in Wisconsin, witches are getting the boot off Etsy, someone is searching for Travis on Missed Connections, two siblings got into a fight over the last sticky bun, our MVP tried to get his phone charger back after not paying his bar tab, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Serial pooper caught in WI
06:36 - Witches getting ki...

This morning on The Morning After, honey was recalled for containing an erectile dysfunction drugs, we had an update on the Olympic ski jumpers accused of injecting their penises for a competitive advantage, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man recently admitted to buying spit online, our MVP made pizzas and sold them in a pizza place he no longer worked at, our MVP was able to evade police before calling them to tau...

This morning on The Morning After, a man threw away $4,000 in stolen meat after he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, a suspected car thief tried to evade cops by running into the ocean, a cop named John Merica made an appearance on Florida/Not Florida, a new trend suggests keeping a note in your phone to remember your significant others favorite things, our MVP returned to the home he robbed to get his shoes, a woman i...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman cut her husband’s penis off while he enjoyed a nice cup of coffee on ‘Gruesome Story, Peppy Music,’ a man got naked at Universal Studios, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, another man got naked on a plane, our MVP tried throwing KFC chicken wraps into a prison, we completed the naked man trifecta (+1), and a TikToker is living ...

This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the man that tricks healthcare workers into changes his diapers, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we re-introduced you to ‘The Piggyback Bandit,’ our MVP had an entire hospital evacuated after showing up with an artillery shell in his butt, a brewery in Oregon is joining forces with Columbia to create a bear poop beer, an...

This morning on The Morning After, a man wanted something out of a woman’s room on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a man dressed as a duck spilled milk and cereal on a subway in Scotland, we heard from Kidney #1 on Missed Connections, a woman gets really well to ‘squash’ men, our MVP bought flowers and candy for a stripper with counterfeit bills, a snow plow driver is in trouble for burying cars, and we wrapped u...

This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner in Florida, a man returned with a machete after a group of people told him he couldn’t hang out, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, students are ‘humanizing’ the schoolwork they’re having AI do for them, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and there’s a mushroom that will make you ...

This morning on The Morning After, there are more ‘gangster grannies’ than ever, a ‘ticking bomb’ in a trash can was actually just a big dildo, a man missing a thumb stole a gun on Florida/Not Florida, a woman was attacked by a snow leopard while trying to take a selfie, our MVPs had sex on the sidewalk in front of a pizza place, a pizza delivery driver was upset with his lack of tip, and a blinged out bear ...