The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled with something surprising, our MVP rode a horse into a Texas Target, a woman hoping to become a mermaid was arrested after going into her n...

This morning on The Morning After, a fortune teller stole a client’s phone to prove they were going to have bad luck, we had an update on a former NFL player’s massive member, a man robbed a meat market naked on Florida/Not Florida, people in a small town are complaining about the delicious donut smell being created by a new factor, our MVP stole his ex-girlfriend’s car while she was giving birth to their baby, a ...

This morning on The Morning After, we covered Defector.com’s list of things people got stuck in their penises, vaginas, and rectums in 2025, people gathered in Glasgow to watch a man get kicked in the balls, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bus driver in Detroit is accused of leaving a bus full of people to go have sex with a coworker, our MVP tried to chase down a 10-year old p...

This morning on The Morning After, a company called Asset wants you to rethink your butthole health, our 2025 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review began with the months of January, February, and March, we had a dildo dispute on Florida/Not Florida, our 2025 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review continued with the months of April, May, and June, our MVP got day drunk and stole toys meant for a needy family, and we wrapped up our 2025 10 A.M. G...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman threatened a grocery store employee with a leg of lamb, a new study suggests smelling your own farts could help brain function, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the raccoon that broke into a liquor store, our MVP gave a man a ticket for spitting out a leaf, PornHub has released their 2025 Year In Review, and employees in Chi...

This morning on The Morning After, a firefighter is accused of filming himself masturbating all over multiple firehouses, strippers in Portland are donating more toys this Christmas than anyone else, we introduced you to Grandpa Gloryhole on Missed Connections, an AirBNB had a sign on the bed that said ‘For Sleeping Only,’ our MVP pepper sprayed the food she delivered, a man in the UK is filling potholes with bread, and...

This morning on The Morning After, the armpit is the fastest growing sex fetish, there’s a man shortage in Latvia, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man called police to let them know he was about to rob a store, our pantsless MVP was walking down the street with a bottle of whiskey in her hand, a woman who set her house on fire also put holes in the fire hose, and humanoid robot...

This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on Poop Watch 2025, a man sent meth through the tube at his bank on Florida/Not Florida, a company in Japan is selling bear-proof automatic doors, our MVP stole a car and then stole it again, the liquor store where the drunk raccoon passed out has new drunk raccoon-themed drinks, and a DoorDash driver was caught dropping food on a customer’s porch and putting it back in the ...

This morning on The Morning After, Poop Watch 2025 is officially on, Brad Jacobsen from Treetops Resort joined us to talk all things winter in Gaylord, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a cat cafe was flooded by a mischievous cat, our MVP had a doormat that said ‘Come Back with a Warrant,’ so police did, Ocean Spray mistakenly filled cranberry sauce cans with water, and China’s starting to text condoms...

This morning on The Morning After, a town considered suing one of its residents for being a jerk, a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out next to to the toilet, a man took a bottle of meth into an IHOP on Thanksgiving on Florida/Not Florida, a man attempted to rescue a raccoon was bitten on his face and arms, our MVP is handing out machetes and alcohol to the homeless, the raccoon may become the next househol...

This morning on The Morning After, a town is going to put up a bull statue near the home of a woman whose husband was killed by a bull, a man sprayed BBQ sauce all over a home before setting it on fire on Florida/Not Florida, a glitch caused the toilets to stop flushing at an airport in Japan, our MVP set his childhood home on fire following a Thanksgiving Day argument with his parents, a man was attacked by a bear while dropping a...

This morning on The Morning After, a superintendent in Illinois used the school district credit card to buy porn, a company in Japan is now selling bear shelters, two elderly men pulled their penises out on Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested after putting a bottle of his own pee on the shelf at a store, attorney Jason Gower joined us for the Gower Power Hour, and we wrapped up the short work week with a few Things We Missed.

This morning on The Morning After, a man on a scooter was upset that KFC didn’t have the food from Rally’s he wanted, a drug-resistant super fungus is wreaking havoc in the UK, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman on the way to be cremated wasn’t dead yet, our MVP pulled out a gun at the Santa House in North Pole, Alaska, a man took inspiration from ‘Mrs. Dou...

This morning on The Morning After, a man went to the doctor with a ceramic cup stuck in his butt, a deer hunter in Louisiana got bit by an alligator, a man let out an epically embarrassing fart on Missed Connections, a man believed to be dead for five years walked into a police station, our MVP was buck naked in Polk County, and we wrapped up the week with a Few Things We Missed.

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This morning on The Morning After, a man shot his neighbor on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a new teddy bear is teaching kids about BDSM and where to find knives, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a volunteer at a museum mistakenly cleaned a piece of art, our MVP hit a customer with a pipe, we gave you our best ‘lit potatoes’ recipe, and a bear was caught on camera chasing someone through a store.

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This morning on The Morning After, another driveway has been stolen, a man was startled by a goat on the west side of Detroit, a threesome turned into an assault on Florida/Not Florida, a restaurant in South Korea doesn’t want you dining alone, our MVP has upset the Internet by going on dates while his dead wife is cryogenically frozen, a man in New York City wants you to meet him for a cigarette, and we unlocked a new bear f...

This morning on The Morning After, a man broke into a home and ate a slice of cake, two men snuck their own painting into The Louvre, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a flight was delayed after someone was caught vaping in the bathroom, our MVP stole his mom’s car and drove it back home, a man left his driver’s license behind after vandalizing a Veterans Day display, and the...

This morning on The Morning After, two naked guys were accused of swinging their penises around in a garden, a man was trying to pee in a Budweiser can on Florida/Not Florida, ‘Sexy Spanking’ could help your anxiety, an argument over turkey led to our MVP being involved in a gunfight, a man faked a carjacking to get out of shopping with his wife, and a man driving to the doctor ended up in another country.

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This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a bus after realizing the bus he wanted was full, two guys stole a roadside sign on Florida/Not Florida, authorities in Japan want kids to carry plastic bottles to scare away bears, our MVP is a former police chief accused of trying to hire a prostitute (that was also a police officer), someone discovered that a Velodrome in England makes fart noises when you set off fireworks near it,...