The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man wearing a Joe Biden mask and eating a banana is popping up on doorbell cameras in Texas, a man in Brazil sold all of his belongings for a bus ticket to meet his (unfortunately) fake girlfriend, a man broke into a home and took a nap on Florida/Not Florida, an e-bike company is advising you to not use their products for jousts, our MVP is a nail salon that gave someone herp...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is planning to remarry the woman that cut his penis off, Finland won an olive picking championship despite not having any olive trees in the country, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bear broke into someone porch fridge and drank their alcohol, our MVP doesn’t want houses in their neighborhood handing out large candy ba...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a resort in the UK recently hosted their first ever ‘fart retreat,’ Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play a rare offseason edition of Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man accused of stealing a flamingo in Las Vegas, our MVP is a wedding venue in Texas that refused to give a couple their deposit back following the death of the groom, a w...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an apple orchard and a hot air balloon company have the strangest of beefs, a man burned down an entire villa in Bali trying to kill a spider, a man is on the hunt for Tracy with the big boobs on Missed Connections, a nude man in a park claimed he was part of an art exhibit, our MVP did the one thing a getaway driver can’t do, a new TikTok Trend involves being on the floor...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, there’s a hunk shortage in the UK, hair banking is a new way to combat baldness, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, ‘Boy Kibble’ is something guys are eating, our MVP tried to hold a lost dog for ransom, residents of Foxboro, Massachusetts don’t know how the honor system works, and old men in Monroe recently posed for a charity calendar.

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an exploding phone stopped a bear from attacking a teenager, a woman used stolen credit cards to rent bounce houses on Florida/Not Florida, a Jack In The Box location in San Diego installed anti-loiterer sprinklers, our MVP is a professor accused of peeing in cups and leaving them around campus, a TikTok Time Traveler wants you to know that the robots will officially take over i...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man set a stranger’s pants on fire (we do not know whether or not he was a liar), we learned that a lot of cats may have Beaver Fever, a man wanted to show a woman more than just his walking stick on Missed Connections, a man discovered his parents’ smart coffee maker was slowing down their home network, our MVP asked for the passcode to a phone he stole from a fam...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man delivering food at an apartment building was caught peeing in his hands and drinking it on the elevator, a new TikTok Trend involves zucchini, we played a very rare Thursday edition of Florida/Not Florida, a Pokemon champion is asking other players to practice good hygiene, our MVP hit her significant other over the head with a laptop, a firefighter has been charged with D...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man running for office in Florida is accused of showing his ‘helicopter penis’ videos to people that didn’t want to see them, Butt Face is the hot new toy this year, a drunk grandma did donuts on the courthouse lawn on Florida/Not Florida, the world famous Gopher Hole Museum has closed, our MVP pretended to be a substitute teacher before ‘dissing’...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the only whale poop-sniffing dog resides in the good ol’ US of A, a designer promoted his new handbags by having a dominatrix tape a man to a pole, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Idaho wrestled a bear to protect his family, our MVP stole a donation jar from a veterinary clinic, there’s a new sleep contest in Ja...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the McDonalds mascot is getting a name change in Japan, a woman that claimed she was ‘hungry’ stole booze and candy on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is suing a bar after she was injured riding a large mechanical penis, our MVP was known as the Crossword Bandit, a bank in New Zealand wants you to stop lusting after their oddly appealing new spokes-sheep, and men in Rus...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man tried to get out of paying his bill at Red Lobster by calling police, a technicality led to a Montana fisherman missing out on a record-breaking catch, a hairy man claims he has even more hair you can’t see on Missed Connections, a man recently learned his father is the one and only Michael McDonald, our MVP pulled a gun on the staff at a Once Upon A Child location i...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman recently joined the ‘Mile High Rub,’ over $10 million worth of cocaine was replaced by flour in a Fiji evidence room, teens filming haircut content in the middle of a road were hit by a car on Florida/Not Florida, a man sick of paying his water bill with a check created an online portal, our MVP left a sex toy behind in a hotel room, a mom left her four kids ...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is headed to prison after crashing a tractor into his enemy’s home, a man’s need to pee led him to drive his car through the front door of a Texas Kroger, the Saginaw’s Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a gym in the UK is asking men to stop getting naked in the open showers near the pool, our MVP flashed her fists and her ...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man got what he paid for when he purchased an up-close experience with a black leopard, two cranes fell on a house in Florida, a man went into a home and stole a pair of pants on Florida/Not Florida, three men were accused of stealing palmetto berries, our MVP decided to take his scooter out for a ride while naked, a dolphin named Bubbles bullies fish into puking up their food...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman through a jar of vegan mayonnaise during a road rage incident, Samsung smart fridges couldn’t fridge anymore after a recent update, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, Alan LaFave from the Hell’s Half Mile Film and Music Festival joined us to talk about this year’s festivities, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman tried to beat a breathalyzer by drinking dirty toilet water, a man went and picked up his Door Dash order after his driver was involved in an accident, two Wendy’s employees broke into a McDonald’s employees car on Florida/Not Florida, you can currently visit an Inconvenience Store in Seattle, our MVP started fire at the job he was fired from for taking pictu...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man claims he could ward off bad luck with a bag of fake penises, voting for Fat Bear Week kicks off today, a dog brought an intruder toys on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole 800,000 bees in Canada, our MVP was a man pretending to be a cop that called for backup, someone created a plastic bag to help your car float in flood waters, and a Michigan influencer recently fought a...

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, doctors discovered a man was sticking different pieces of metal in his body, a woman attacked a school bus driver on Florida/Not Florida, a new ‘scratching’ salon has opened in China, our MVP cremated the wrong person and then tried to pass off a different woman to the cremated person’s family, a bear broke into an arcade, and a man pepper sprayed another movie...