The Legend of Christopher Flash

The Legend of Christopher Flash

Basically, just another Stern Show imitator (only i play guitar AND sing.. muahahaha!!) Not for anyone sensitive who's alive or dead, will be or has been, in any optional dimension or alternate realty.. That just leaves me as the only listener, I guess.. Statistics show that's about accurate.. 😆 I'm utterly alone this season; separated once again from my family by forces beyond my control. Probably worth observing for a scientific study on how steady isolation contributes toward symptoms of someone who's going mad.. 😅 This is also an outlet for me to perform my music live, from a comfy chair in air conditioning, rather than on a 110° sidewalk I'll later be sleeping on.. 😂 My name is Chris McDermott and my music can be found under the pseudoband name EVE OF RELEASE. Music I make with my brother, Russell McDermott Jr., is under the band name SOLOMON'S LABYRINTH. My wife, Kelli, and my son, Christopher, have also chimed in as guests (or completely hijacked the show, every so often; which, in retrospect, was probably for the betterment of us all, anyway.) I'm on my own now, though, so from here on out, the show might be noticeably shittier- what I'm calling "Season Deuce Dropped!"

Episodes

January 11, 2022 • 45 mins
Continuing after episode 22 because i'm jamming out and having fun and haven't done a show in a while..
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Consider this season 2.. a lot has happened since the last show, including me almost dying, once again.. 🙄'twas a car accident this time.. I was nailed by a commercial trucker while parked on the side of the road trying to jump my car off of my wifes..
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December 1, 2021 • 44 mins
Say Helmo to my little friend.. he's riding on my head, though i'd rather have my wife aboard the mothership.. 😂
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November 28, 2021 • 27 mins
Razotage!
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You'll just have to listen to hear and grasp the gravity of THIS one.. I'm just completely puzzled by these tattoos on my head that look old, yet i just discovered under my hair last night when i shaved it... i never even had any scabbing and that baffles me.. I almost blamed my poor wife and i feel terrible about it. I also blamed others and now I'm thinking maybe no one is to blame, in this dimension.. ?
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November 16, 2021 • 23 mins
Abducted? I certainly hope not.. Check the Albemarle District Jail, if I go missing.. Or the Albemarle Sound itself.. 😅

While i was busking in New Bern, NC, a woman and her family waited till i was done packing up to leave, to pull up in their vehicle and hold out 4 ones to me.. I said, "Thank you for this, but I feel bad taking it, cause I'm already packing up and you didn't even get to hear me play!" Her r...
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November 1, 2021 • 44 mins
Day of Reckoning?
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October 25, 2021 • 44 mins
The Wicked Witch of the East (coast)
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October 23, 2021 • 44 mins
teaching my wife Kelli how to play with my podcast
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October 21, 2021 • 12 mins
Been a bit too long since i've done an episode, because my last one never uploaded and disappeared into cyber oblivion forever, for some reason, and i got so pissed off that i lost a bunch of funny jokes and so i said to myself, "fuck this shit, I'm never poscasting again!" But time heals all wounds, so ima do my own rendition of Nirvana's "Something in the Way" in the special tuning i invented, as a spe...
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October 4, 2021 • 36 mins
Turns out the mythical pot-o-gold at the end of a rainbow is more like a toilet-o-brown.. me.. 😂 i just drove through a freaking rainbow in the middle of the road, right across from a tiny church called the church of the prophet, and it had a cloud at the top that looked like an old man puking rainbows.. 🤨 I'm irish and i've never once yet seen the bottom end of a rainbow, let alone driven through one, until...
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September 29, 2021 • 20 mins
Continued from Episode 11 - Christal Chryst versus the Magma Monster.. 😂
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September 29, 2021 • 15 mins
"The Crystal Meth Christ" 🙄
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September 28, 2021 • 14 mins
Cut off again!
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September 28, 2021 • 15 mins
Working on figuring out a new theme song for this show..
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September 28, 2021 • 15 mins
This is getting fun!
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September 28, 2021 • 15 mins
Silence! We kill you!
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September 28, 2021 • 14 mins
Ranting
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September 28, 2021 • 14 mins
More bitching
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September 28, 2021 • 15 mins
In a preachy mood today, though i'm not very religious..
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