Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit for more information about Reloaded 2.0. We are not Critical Role, nor are we trying to be. If you are looking for professional trained voice actors and high value production, well, we are not it. Instead, we are just family and friends spending time together around the table every two weeks with a few microphones, documenting our adventures.
Episodes
S12 Part 2: Two Hellhounds Humping a Vampire
As the battle on Yester Hill rages on, the party finds themselves in a fight not only against one of Strahd's vampire brides, but magical forces that aim to hinder them from stopping the druid ritual.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic co...
Session 11 Part 2: A Drruid Problem
After clearing the Wizard of Wines out, Davian Martikov approaches the party with another issue that he would like some help with. But a chance encounter on the road to Yester Hill may prove to be a bit too much for the new member of the party.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofi...
Session 11: Blanket Party
On the heels of clearing the Wizard of Wines of the invading Druid forces, the party must now prepare themselves for the horrors that await them at Yester Hill and discover the mystery that is Winterspinter..
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments tha...
Session 10: The Battle of Stinky Pits
Continuing into the Wizard of Wines, the party takes on the invading druids. But it turns out, someone has been keeping secrets from the party. Who can they trust?
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While w...
Session 9 Pt 2: Mine is Bigger Than Yours
The party makes their way to the Martikov camp to meet with the owner of the Wizard of Wines, but Taillefer immediately butts heads with the rough around the edges, no nonsense Davian Martikov.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise ...
Session 9 Part 1: You Smell Like a Bird
Urwin Martikov sends a family member along with the party as they head to the Wizard of Wines to inquire about the hold up of recent wine shipments, which puts Taillefer into quite the tizzy.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise d...
Session 8 Part 3: The Changing of the Guard
With the death of Izek Strazni, the party delivers proof of the deed to Fiona Wachter, causing a change in the leadership of Vallaki
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you,...
Session 8 Part 2:
With the plan to eliminate Izek Strazni underway, the party finds themselves facing a new challenge in the form of a full Barovian moon.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to...
Session 8 Part 1: Lose an Elf, Gain an Elf
While the party discusses how to implement Lady Wachter's plan to eliminate Izek Strazni from Vallaki's political situation, a strange character claiming to have escaped from the dungeons of Ravenloft arrives at the Blue Water inn.
Note: Royally Screwed will be working on uploading two/three shorter episodes each week rather than the larger past episodes. We hope that limiting these ep...
Session 7 Part 2: A Not So Silent Night
The party makes a deal with Fiona Wachter to assist with a power grab for the town of Vallaki but find their sanctuary at the Blue Water Inn is shattered by much more than invaded dreams.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise...
Session 7 Part 1: Feel Free to Sniff Asses
The party returns to the Vistani camp with Arabelle in tow, but encounters on the path lead to turmoil and possible deception.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our fi...
Session 6 Part 2: Tales from the Loop
The search for the missing Vistani child leads the party to the abandoned tower at Lake Baratok, but the echos of the past lead to surprising discoveries and a past visitor to Barovia.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise duri...
Session 6 Part 1: Can I Have Your Cat
The party travels to the nearby Vistani camp as a favor to Madame Eva. However, when they find that the child Arabelle has recently been kidnapped, they assist in trying to find the child.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that ari...
Warning: We apologize for the poor audio quality of this weeks episode. We had a technical issue with one mic and because of this, the audio quality if muddled and hard to hear at times. Because of this, we have elected NOT to put background music in this episode to avoid making it even harder to hear.
Note: Episodes will now be uploaded every other week.
Episode 5: Love Potion #9
Following the Feast of St Andral, the party tak...
While the adventures might be hungry, this wasn't quite the feast they were hoping for. When a relic comes up missing, the party finds themselves trying to solve the mystery of who's behind it, leaving them face to face with Strahd once again.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic co...
Session 4 Part 1: I'm an Elf
Finding themselves at the Blue Water Inn, the party enjoys the hospitality and generosity of the Martikovs while encountering some of the "regulars" of the establishment. However, an event in town makes them quickly realize that not everything is peaceful in the town of Vallaki.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ...
S3 P2 - Big Brown Sack
The party finally arrive in Vallaki, but not without first assisting a strange elderly woman as well as an encounter that leaves Taillefer with a souvenir that both he and the rest of the party might severely regret.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments...
Session 3 Part 1: Big Brown Sack
Waking up in the Vistani Camp, the party heads off to Villaki, but first they make a pit stop to a familiar place following their encounter with Strahd.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to enter...
Episode 2 Part 2: Two Favors and a Funeral
Leaving the Village of Barovia, the party finds troubles on the road to Tser Pool as they seek out Madame Eva.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laug...
Episode 2: Part 1
Their first 24 hours in Barovia proves to be a hair raising experience as the party finds that peace and quiet are something that the land is severely lacking. But when an unexpected guest arrives at the funeral of Kolyan Indirovich, they find themselves face to face with the Lord of the Land.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apol...
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