March 10, 2025 • 15 mins
Michigan Police get a ton of Calls after a Taxidermist drives around with a Dead Giraffe in his truck.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop. Yes you are stupid stories brought to.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You by stuntman.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Stuntman dun dund.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Don't roll that out as a career possibility, kids.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, yeah, wait till you hear about Chachi the human
canniball coming up. Hey you no bad bunny turns thirty
one day, Oh celebrated with his other brothers, Easter and Energizer,
just saying apparently other Hollywood news out there post Malone's
fiance split.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh no, I saw that coming. Yeah, it's written all
over his face. Mar let's see.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Uh, let's see something new, one match, tender and Hinge.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Uh. They're add a lot more AI functions apparently they're
ramping up as early as this month throughout the next
couple of months, including things like bots that act like
quote wingman, Oh, helping people pick the best photos, writing
people's messages, and providing quote effective coaching for the struggling user.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Wow, so you're.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You're relying on a chat, but you're relying on AI
to do all this ground game for you to basically,
you know, give this partner an impression of you and
what happens when they meet you, and it's nothing like
the AI impression they've had, right, Like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I understand and I kind of like the part where
it picks the best picture for you. But to have
it actually like start to be part of your personality,
that's just a bad road to go down.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Try meeting the person Try, Hey, here's something new, eye contact.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Holy Moly. Authority to California searching for.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
They say, alleged are I'm gonna say yeah, artsenists, but
not a good one.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
He apparently caught.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Himself on fire while he was torching somebody else's vehicle.
So yeah, if you're a really really really bad artsonist, yeah,
California cops are looking for you. A comedy club in
the UK is band gassed with excessive botox? Really yahoatoks
huh Yeah, because they're not able to provide enough of
(02:25):
a reaction for.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
The comics performing there.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You can't come in because your face is too stiff, lady,
you can't we can't see you smile?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wow? Have you heard of the new comedy club Jokes
and Tokes?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, it's Downtown Dimmer and my buddies went to it
just last week before last, and dude, I guess you
pay like twenty bucks or something, and you go in
and there's all kinds of dispensaries there with pre rolls
and everything else, and you need to.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Smoke weed while comic is up on stage.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh all right, I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And the weed is free. That's how they're able to
do it.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's the loophole.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Huh yeah, Okay, tolks and jokes. I'm like, sign me up.
All right, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Now it's time to talking about Chachi the Rocket Man Valencina. Uh,
Chachi aka the Rocket Band. Dude, this guy's he's a
legit rocketmand. He's like a human canniball.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, the last of his type?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Is he the last of his type? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's been a long time since I've seen another human canniball.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Safe to say those positions are numbered anyway. Chachi the
Rocketman Valencia. He's recovering after a serious mistake in the
County Fair. I feel like it's gotta be a low
rate county fair to get a human canniball.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, I don't know, I've inclined to go out
and see one.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I would too, but you only get the human cannibal,
the low rent, you know, maybe a petting zoo or
something at the upper you know, the higher end ones, right,
you know, but it look, you realize you got to
hit the bottom of the barrel in order for there
to be a stunt where a dude could die, like
when you risk death right, accidental death, and just remember,
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like a human cannonball, like this dude shoots himself like
sixty feet through the air.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I got to imagine that a human cannon is quite
expensive too, I.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Mean, insurance on that and lower's got to be fairly costly.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But you're not selling too many of them. It's kind
of a one off. According to this there's less than
a dozen human canniballs left in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I mean, seriously, can you imagine going to that? Though?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
That's definitely one of the if there's anything in the
program I'm staying for, it's the effing human cannibal. I'm like, no, no, no,
we are not leaving until that dude shoots himself out
of cannon, right. I mean, he's covering the tire link
to the big top, y'all. It's big dumb dumb wants
himself right avocate. He's got the detonation and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
He's just like he's getting down on top of the
can like.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You see a cartoon, and he's like, all right, you
see that net sixty feet that way, I'm gonna shoot
myself over there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And he just wiggles down into the cannon. Next thing
you know, man six.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
G's boom, out goes Chatzi the Rocket Man, although this
time he didn't take consideration the wind, and he shoots
out of the cannon and barely just barely catches the
corner of the net, not in the middle of it
like normal. And therefore he didn't he didn't stay in
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the net. He basically ricky shade off of it and
then hit the ground. He broke a bunch of ribs,
he broke his wrist a few other things. But Chotchi
the Rocketman lives to be shot out of another cannon
at some point.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What a crazy gig.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Can you imagine calling up your insurance person or imagine
a trying to drop that you talk about dating websites?
Yeah right, AI write this, I'm a human cannonball.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, I bet I get you a few clicks I
bet you it does, and probably from some crazy ladies.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
My man is a human cannonball. It's hilarious. What's your
dude doing for a living? He shoots himself out of
a cannon?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Uh, you fill out another life insurance policy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
All right, car crash ended with Carson murders in a
pool in New York.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Have it on Friday. Look, I'm all forward encouraging car pulling,
but that's not the way you're supposed to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So there's a video of the Faster Pussycats singers fiance
jumping overboard off that eighties cruise, like, oh, she did
it on purpose because apparently they got into a big fight,
right right, Yeah, She's like.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm out of here. I can't stay on the same
boat as you.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Too soon, Scoop, too soon. I doubt she said that,
and probably not like that at all either. Fuzz Love
were crying involved.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Uh, he'll come save me.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
A couple of high school golfers were playing each other
in a tournament near Dallas two weeks ago. One of
them ended up saving the other one's life. A high
school senior named Angel Lucia hurt his opponent yelling for
help and found him in a water hazard. Turned out,
the kid he was gobbled against was trying to grab
a ball and he fell into the water hazard. But
(07:43):
the kid can't swim. Oh, Angel pulled him out. He's
gonna be okay, And even though they were both soaking wet,
they decided to finish the match. The Angel One cops
gave him a Hero of the Month award. Man, you
lose your match and your opponent saves your life. Whoo,
(08:04):
that's a that's a rough day, man, it's a rough day.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Look, you're govery can't swim? How many people you know
can't swim?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Not many.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I feel like that's on him.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And I can't speak for this golf course, but the
golf course that I worked.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
At, the water has like three ft deep?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right if that?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Hey, hey hey stand up?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, hey put your feet down right?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Just stand up? No, stand up? Yeah, look at that. Help.
I'm gonna kill this dude, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know the old saying, once your popcast stop, sure
pringles right.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Twenty eight year old woman a Florida named Shanika Sidal,
she got arrested. That's attacking man at seven to eleven
Orlando on Thursday, police stays Shenika walked up to a
male customer caught.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Him a bitch yess, you bitches. She just went straight
out of.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Him, just a random stranger.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Uh huh, just a random dude.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Was like, oh yeah, you bitch ass, and then she
hit him in the face with a pringles can.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh, pitch ass.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Crack sounds like something that happens to a pitch ass.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Right, no doubt. You see when the bitch asses today,
you smacking with a pringles can, said him, right.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Uh, anyway, he's.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Saving a quote significant cut on his right eyebrow and
under his eye, causing him to bleed significant significantly. It
sounds like, well, it sounds like she did that and
she just like walked away. The police found her down
the street. She still had the pringles can with her
eating some chips. Excuse me, man, you want to stop.
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This is about old bitch ass. Shanika told police that
the victim is apparently rude to her.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Uh, but the.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Victim denies it, and so does the then boy, he said,
a guy wouldn't do it anything wrong. He just was
standing in line right before Sneaky goes laying the pringles
camp upside of his grill cracking.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Just stand in line like a bitch ass, was right right.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Just standing there, minding your business like a bitch ass.
How dare you not say anything rude to me? Not
even acknowledge I'm standing here, bitch ass.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Play pitch ass games, expect to get bitch ass consequences
right like a Pringles camp.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Pringles camps out of the head. You know, real man.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That wouldn't even cut It wouldn't even hurt a real man.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
He was just been laying there's something in my eye.
Not a bitch ass.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They'll all sign point to bitch ass every sthing, big
sign over.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Up, pitch ass.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
A woman just paying got a wrestled for legily locking
her naked partner out of the balcony for the night, oh,
leading to his death from the cold.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Damn Oh, he too was a bitch ass.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Fifty four year old woman got a rested on charge
of lethal confinement. The woman ordered the victim to go
outside in the balcony while he was naked, and apparently
confined him out there. Police say he got down to
thirty eight decrees that night. The next day, police rested
the scene after mergency call. The forty nine year old
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man was nearly dead in a room. He later died
of a hypothermia. The woman an earlier attacked her partner,
who was her says common law husband. She attacked him
with a knife, leading to injuries.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
On his nose.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Autopsy revealed the cut wound in the man's nose. Police
investigated possibility the man was a victim of daily domestic
violence from his wife. The woman denies the charges, telling
police I had another wrong and he's a bitch ass.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And then finally, this is kind of a wild story.
It's not a Michigan. Can you imagine just rolling to
work today and there's a pickup truck with an animal
inside of it, like you see that on occasion.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
There's some hunters that you know, tend to do that.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
But this is kind of weird because the animal is
not it's not a deer, it's not an egg, not
something you traditionally see. It's an enormous draft. Oh yeah,
a man drove around with what people were saying is
a dead draffe in the back of his pickup truck
in Michigan. This guy in the story says, my buddy
(12:34):
was on his way home from work, saw a deceased
draft and it bet is somebody's truck. So this dude
posted up on Facebook says, does anybody know anything about this?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Is this even real? See?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
This is the bitch ass that needs to shut up.
Just mind your own business, right. The post was shared
the various groups, with some users expressing outrage over the
dead exotic animal, which is not native to.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The United States. Oh you got everybody up set?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Not Michigan.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Is that a giraffe?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Hell no, alert the authorities, you got some would be
carring out there, calling up calls like oh, he goes
on to say on his Facebook post, had this poor
giraffe been hunted or even killed recently?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How did it get to North America? You see this
dude right, all freaking out on social media. You see
that kind of guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Anyway, turns out after the dude a police pull him
over because this guy called him complained, well, the dude's
just a taxi to me. And apparently he got commissioned
from a local zoo because the giraffe had died of
old age and the zoo would have commemorate him and
make him.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
A you know, permanent part.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, permanent part. He said, my dad was preserved these
animals to appreciate him forever.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
He said. You know, he said to me, it's just.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
The hair on it. I'm just doing my job. I
haul it somehow. It's too big to you know, to
do anything. I mean, the thing is bigger than the
capital damn truck.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I was gonna say, maybe a tarp would have been I.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Don't know, keep a tarp on it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You can at least wrap it around that neck. Take
a look a little a little less giraffe.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Hold on, y'all, hold on, hold on, shut up, bitch ass. Yeah,
maybe maybe whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
But still though so that it is kind of funny.
It's like, ah, I'm a taxi them.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You know. Everybody's just tripping right. Ah, there's a giraffe.
It's dead. It's in the back of a pickup truck.
This guy looks shady.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I mean, if it's a live draft in the back
of the pickup truck, you need to worry too. I
think that's all those all those bridges.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Right, right, street lights, right, streetlight power lines. Right. I
swear that giraffe is staring at us.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's the way you should have phrased it. It was alive
when I picked him up.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Right right, stupid power lines.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Uh, buddy, just see the inside skeleton of him for
one minute.
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop. Yes you are stupid stories brought to.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You by stuntman.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Stuntman dun dund.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Don't roll that out as a career possibility, kids.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, yeah, wait till you hear about Chachi the human
canniball coming up. Hey you no bad bunny turns thirty
one day, Oh celebrated with his other brothers, Easter and Energizer,
just saying apparently other Hollywood news out there post Malone's
fiance split.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh no, I saw that coming. Yeah, it's written all
over his face. Mar let's see.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Uh, let's see something new, one match, tender and Hinge.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Uh. They're add a lot more AI functions apparently they're
ramping up as early as this month throughout the next
couple of months, including things like bots that act like
quote wingman, Oh, helping people pick the best photos, writing
people's messages, and providing quote effective coaching for the struggling user.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Wow, so you're.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You're relying on a chat, but you're relying on AI
to do all this ground game for you to basically,
you know, give this partner an impression of you and
what happens when they meet you, and it's nothing like
the AI impression they've had, right, Like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I understand and I kind of like the part where
it picks the best picture for you. But to have
it actually like start to be part of your personality,
that's just a bad road to go down.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Try meeting the person Try, Hey, here's something new, eye contact.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Holy Moly. Authority to California searching for.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
They say, alleged are I'm gonna say yeah, artsenists, but
not a good one.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
He apparently caught.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Himself on fire while he was torching somebody else's vehicle.
So yeah, if you're a really really really bad artsonist, yeah,
California cops are looking for you. A comedy club in
the UK is band gassed with excessive botox? Really yahoatoks
huh Yeah, because they're not able to provide enough of
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a reaction for.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
The comics performing there.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You can't come in because your face is too stiff, lady,
you can't we can't see you smile?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wow? Have you heard of the new comedy club Jokes
and Tokes?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, it's Downtown Dimmer and my buddies went to it
just last week before last, and dude, I guess you
pay like twenty bucks or something, and you go in
and there's all kinds of dispensaries there with pre rolls
and everything else, and you need to.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Smoke weed while comic is up on stage.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh all right, I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And the weed is free. That's how they're able to
do it.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's the loophole.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Huh yeah, Okay, tolks and jokes. I'm like, sign me up.
All right, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Now it's time to talking about Chachi the Rocket Man Valencina. Uh,
Chachi aka the Rocket Band. Dude, this guy's he's a
legit rocketmand. He's like a human canniball.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, the last of his type?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Is he the last of his type? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's been a long time since I've seen another human canniball.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Safe to say those positions are numbered anyway. Chachi the
Rocketman Valencia. He's recovering after a serious mistake in the
County Fair. I feel like it's gotta be a low
rate county fair to get a human canniball.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, I don't know, I've inclined to go out
and see one.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I would too, but you only get the human cannibal,
the low rent, you know, maybe a petting zoo or
something at the upper you know, the higher end ones, right,
you know, but it look, you realize you got to
hit the bottom of the barrel in order for there
to be a stunt where a dude could die, like
when you risk death right, accidental death, and just remember,
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like a human cannonball, like this dude shoots himself like
sixty feet through the air.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I got to imagine that a human cannon is quite
expensive too, I.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Mean, insurance on that and lower's got to be fairly costly.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But you're not selling too many of them. It's kind
of a one off. According to this there's less than
a dozen human canniballs left in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I mean, seriously, can you imagine going to that? Though?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
That's definitely one of the if there's anything in the
program I'm staying for, it's the effing human cannibal. I'm like, no, no, no,
we are not leaving until that dude shoots himself out
of cannon, right. I mean, he's covering the tire link
to the big top, y'all. It's big dumb dumb wants
himself right avocate. He's got the detonation and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
He's just like he's getting down on top of the
can like.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You see a cartoon, and he's like, all right, you
see that net sixty feet that way, I'm gonna shoot
myself over there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And he just wiggles down into the cannon. Next thing
you know, man six.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
G's boom, out goes Chatzi the Rocket Man, although this
time he didn't take consideration the wind, and he shoots
out of the cannon and barely just barely catches the
corner of the net, not in the middle of it
like normal. And therefore he didn't he didn't stay in
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the net. He basically ricky shade off of it and
then hit the ground. He broke a bunch of ribs,
he broke his wrist a few other things. But Chotchi
the Rocketman lives to be shot out of another cannon
at some point.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What a crazy gig.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Can you imagine calling up your insurance person or imagine
a trying to drop that you talk about dating websites?
Yeah right, AI write this, I'm a human cannonball.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, I bet I get you a few clicks I
bet you it does, and probably from some crazy ladies.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
My man is a human cannonball. It's hilarious. What's your
dude doing for a living? He shoots himself out of
a cannon?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Uh, you fill out another life insurance policy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
All right, car crash ended with Carson murders in a
pool in New York.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Have it on Friday. Look, I'm all forward encouraging car pulling,
but that's not the way you're supposed to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So there's a video of the Faster Pussycats singers fiance
jumping overboard off that eighties cruise, like, oh, she did
it on purpose because apparently they got into a big fight,
right right, Yeah, She's like.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm out of here. I can't stay on the same
boat as you.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Too soon, Scoop, too soon. I doubt she said that,
and probably not like that at all either. Fuzz Love
were crying involved.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Uh, he'll come save me.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
A couple of high school golfers were playing each other
in a tournament near Dallas two weeks ago. One of
them ended up saving the other one's life. A high
school senior named Angel Lucia hurt his opponent yelling for
help and found him in a water hazard. Turned out,
the kid he was gobbled against was trying to grab
a ball and he fell into the water hazard. But
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the kid can't swim. Oh, Angel pulled him out. He's
gonna be okay, And even though they were both soaking wet,
they decided to finish the match. The Angel One cops
gave him a Hero of the Month award. Man, you
lose your match and your opponent saves your life. Whoo,
(08:04):
that's a that's a rough day, man, it's a rough day.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Look, you're govery can't swim? How many people you know
can't swim?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Not many.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I feel like that's on him.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And I can't speak for this golf course, but the
golf course that I worked.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
At, the water has like three ft deep?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right if that?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Hey, hey hey stand up?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, hey put your feet down right?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Just stand up? No, stand up? Yeah, look at that. Help.
I'm gonna kill this dude, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know the old saying, once your popcast stop, sure
pringles right.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Twenty eight year old woman a Florida named Shanika Sidal,
she got arrested. That's attacking man at seven to eleven
Orlando on Thursday, police stays Shenika walked up to a
male customer caught.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Him a bitch yess, you bitches. She just went straight
out of.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Him, just a random stranger.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Uh huh, just a random dude.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Was like, oh yeah, you bitch ass, and then she
hit him in the face with a pringles can.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh, pitch ass.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Crack sounds like something that happens to a pitch ass.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Right, no doubt. You see when the bitch asses today,
you smacking with a pringles can, said him, right.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Uh, anyway, he's.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Saving a quote significant cut on his right eyebrow and
under his eye, causing him to bleed significant significantly. It
sounds like, well, it sounds like she did that and
she just like walked away. The police found her down
the street. She still had the pringles can with her
eating some chips. Excuse me, man, you want to stop.
(09:47):
This is about old bitch ass. Shanika told police that
the victim is apparently rude to her.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Uh, but the.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Victim denies it, and so does the then boy, he said,
a guy wouldn't do it anything wrong. He just was
standing in line right before Sneaky goes laying the pringles
camp upside of his grill cracking.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Just stand in line like a bitch ass, was right right.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Just standing there, minding your business like a bitch ass.
How dare you not say anything rude to me? Not
even acknowledge I'm standing here, bitch ass.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Play pitch ass games, expect to get bitch ass consequences
right like a Pringles camp.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Pringles camps out of the head. You know, real man.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That wouldn't even cut It wouldn't even hurt a real man.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
He was just been laying there's something in my eye.
Not a bitch ass.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They'll all sign point to bitch ass every sthing, big
sign over.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Up, pitch ass.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
A woman just paying got a wrestled for legily locking
her naked partner out of the balcony for the night, oh,
leading to his death from the cold.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Damn Oh, he too was a bitch ass.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Fifty four year old woman got a rested on charge
of lethal confinement. The woman ordered the victim to go
outside in the balcony while he was naked, and apparently
confined him out there. Police say he got down to
thirty eight decrees that night. The next day, police rested
the scene after mergency call. The forty nine year old
(11:18):
man was nearly dead in a room. He later died
of a hypothermia. The woman an earlier attacked her partner,
who was her says common law husband. She attacked him
with a knife, leading to injuries.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
On his nose.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Autopsy revealed the cut wound in the man's nose. Police
investigated possibility the man was a victim of daily domestic
violence from his wife. The woman denies the charges, telling
police I had another wrong and he's a bitch ass.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And then finally, this is kind of a wild story.
It's not a Michigan. Can you imagine just rolling to
work today and there's a pickup truck with an animal
inside of it, like you see that on occasion.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
There's some hunters that you know, tend to do that.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
But this is kind of weird because the animal is
not it's not a deer, it's not an egg, not
something you traditionally see. It's an enormous draft. Oh yeah,
a man drove around with what people were saying is
a dead draffe in the back of his pickup truck
in Michigan. This guy in the story says, my buddy
(12:34):
was on his way home from work, saw a deceased
draft and it bet is somebody's truck. So this dude
posted up on Facebook says, does anybody know anything about this?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Is this even real? See?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
This is the bitch ass that needs to shut up.
Just mind your own business, right. The post was shared
the various groups, with some users expressing outrage over the
dead exotic animal, which is not native to.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The United States. Oh you got everybody up set?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Not Michigan.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Is that a giraffe?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Hell no, alert the authorities, you got some would be
carring out there, calling up calls like oh, he goes
on to say on his Facebook post, had this poor
giraffe been hunted or even killed recently?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How did it get to North America? You see this
dude right, all freaking out on social media. You see
that kind of guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Anyway, turns out after the dude a police pull him
over because this guy called him complained, well, the dude's
just a taxi to me. And apparently he got commissioned
from a local zoo because the giraffe had died of
old age and the zoo would have commemorate him and
make him.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
A you know, permanent part.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, permanent part. He said, my dad was preserved these
animals to appreciate him forever.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
He said. You know, he said to me, it's just.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
The hair on it. I'm just doing my job. I
haul it somehow. It's too big to you know, to
do anything. I mean, the thing is bigger than the
capital damn truck.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I was gonna say, maybe a tarp would have been I.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Don't know, keep a tarp on it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You can at least wrap it around that neck. Take
a look a little a little less giraffe.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Hold on, y'all, hold on, hold on, shut up, bitch ass. Yeah,
maybe maybe whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
But still though so that it is kind of funny.
It's like, ah, I'm a taxi them.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You know. Everybody's just tripping right. Ah, there's a giraffe.
It's dead. It's in the back of a pickup truck.
This guy looks shady.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I mean, if it's a live draft in the back
of the pickup truck, you need to worry too. I
think that's all those all those bridges.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Right, right, street lights, right, streetlight power lines. Right. I
swear that giraffe is staring at us.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's the way you should have phrased it. It was alive
when I picked him up.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Right right, stupid power lines.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Uh, buddy, just see the inside skeleton of him for
one minute.
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