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March 14, 2025 • 13 mins
Criminals Set up a Photoshoot so they could steal the Photographers Equipment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that. Yeah, all stop stupid stories about you. Bye.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Denver Saint Patrick's Day Parade going on tomorrow kicks
off at nine thirty right there outside the train station.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I thought that one. Let's get to it, stupid stories.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Connective woman was arrested for holding her steps on captive for.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
More than twenty years. Oh wow, damn.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
And I think that could single handle erase all that
good will that stepmums have accumulated over the years on pornhub,
just saying, uh, there's a growing interest in threesomes in America.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh really?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
WHOA?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Uh Carol, I'd never know where to put my elbows.
It's a big concern. And Uber driver claims that woman
left her baby inside the car to make sure the
driver didn't leave while she shopped in the store.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And you know what, I think that's a great plan.
That's pretty effective. He didn't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hope you till a bunch Yeah, Fortney.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Honey, I brought a baby home.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I mean, yeah, you are getting babysitter fees tacked onto that.
I wonder how long it's really it's really better? How
long is she shot for?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know, right, Well, she's just going into Walgreens to
grab a grab something real quick, tipers or she going
to like to the mall.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
That would be ratchet as hell. I'll be back in
a few hours.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
According to a new study, married men are three point
two times more likely to become O beast and unmarried men.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh, don't do it, scoot, don't ever get married, stay skinny.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hey, hey, I got married five years ago today. Uh
three point two times though, that's that's significant.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Live a home cook, meals working though. Oh yeah, not
gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. It's good. Let's see.
The American Gaming Association estimates that.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Good God, how many billions of dollars you think we're
gonna wager on the NCAA tournament?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh betting?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, a few billion, I would guess, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Three point one billion dollars. That's up from two point
seven and twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Wow, damn us a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
People get stupid about billions because you hear that word,
you know, But if you were, isn't that crazy that
if you were to blow one thousand dollars a day
it would take you more than two thousand, seven hundred
years to blow through a billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's insane, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Think about it. It's not like one or two people
are out there betting a billion. Oh yeah, yes, all
the people together that are betting ten fine?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yes, nuts.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's just so much money. There's so many people doing it. Uh.
In American airlines, playing caught fire at a gate here
in Denver last night. A spokesperson said, quote, experience an
engine related issue?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah you did.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's going on with flying lately. I don't know about you, guys,
but I get a little worried about that.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I fly a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
What's crazy is this story? Because it's happened so much,
this story barely hit the radar.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I know it's crazy. It is here. Hey, Uh is
the engine on fire? Why? Yes it is. We should
probably get off this plane. What the hell's going on?
I mean, yo, what's going on out there in the
flying game? It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Um. This particular American influencer named Samantha Jones, you can say.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
She tried to go viral. Have you pulled up baby
one bat?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Have I seen the video?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
So this American.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Influencer has pissed off all the Australians.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
She's still the.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Baby wombat right from its mom.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Uh what does she do with it?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
She kind of just picks it up and treats it
as her own.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
She put it in her pocket and like take it
back to her apartment. Uh, I mean did she just
pet it and then put it back down.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
There's a video of her kind of running with it.
I don't know if she physically was like trying to leave.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
With it, but it's a cue that thing. You better
put that thing back down. I mean yeah, Oh, she
did just take it from her mom. See that's the
part right there.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
The mom was like, oh, wom bat, my baby.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Said, yeah, it's a horrible move. She snagged it from
side of the road and ran out with it, and
then she held it up for the camera but freaked out.
The mother was also in distress. Oh, emotional distress for
the wombat. Now it looks like she might get kicked
out of Australia for it. Oh, they may never allow

(05:20):
her back in. The Prime Minister of Australia's waiting on it. Damn.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
He said she should try it with a crocodile next time. Damn.
That is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wow, how many followers does she have Samantha Jones. I
mean she have a being interested to see. She had
a lot of people before. I order she's gaining people
from this or losing them. I bet she's getting clown hammered.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow, looks like on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm assuming this is the same one Samantha Jones la
in eighty four thousand.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What does she do? What's her thing?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Here's my boobs, give me a like.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Ooh, I think that's a different one. The one that
she had was ninety two thousand. Apparently the other Samantha Jones, Yeah,
the the US influence are involved with the taking yea wombat?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah has ninety thousand ninety what's her what's her deal?
She's out there spreading good will and countries abroad.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Her her handle is at sam strays underscore somewhere on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
All right, doesn't tell me a lot, but she's in
the world hurt now. She might just got canceled. So
these boys in China seventeen apparently failed themselves doing something
unthanktable in.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
A broth pot. You know what a broad pot is.
It's just the.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Broth that they're doing all their food in like other
rice meats whatever. The restaurant and I'm gonna try to
pronounce the name of it was off for to conversate
four thousand diners following a huge public outcry because he's
two teenagers videoed themselves.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Peen in the bra and put it on social media.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's like the cooking method though, right, You put all
the meat in there and it's kind of like a
fondue almost.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, Oh, that's gross.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Teenagers a boat drunk. Shanghai police said they have now
been arrested. The broth came an unwanted new ingredient that night.
They said it was not served to any customers. Okay,
but what it said it's in it wasn't a sort
of customers.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But they they.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Still compensated four thousand diners because the public outcry, says
the restaurant only confirmed the incident on Wednesday after the
video went viral. The popular restaurant now apologize say they
replaced all the hot pots and dining utensils in the
entire restaurant.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh okay, yikes, that's got to be an awkward call
to make to those four thousand people, though, so here's
what happened at the restaurant last Thursday.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I mean, I.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Guess I just don't know why they were paying people
if it never went to anybody that was eating.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
But whatever, Oh oh, this is all encouraging.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
The management now said there's a contingency plan that they're
all going to get training. All the employees now get
training for the quote this type of incident. Now we're
gonna get trained on making sure you don't pee in
a be in a hotpot.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh that was the missing part of training before him.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeh yeah, yeah, Well nobody said in training that we
couldn't pee in the hot pot.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Hat at the very end of the thing. Also no
peeing in.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
The hot pots, just like a big post it note
taped around it. Oh man.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Stupid thirty nine year ol Meena, Florida named John Elberson.
He got arrested after stealing lap dances from an establishment
called rain Ladies and Gentlemen's Club.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's a classy one, it is.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Police say that John seem to enjoy several several lap dances,
but when he was presented with his tab, he said,
well I do not have the money to pay for that.
Oh oh no, he didn't. Apparently, John sounds like he
was pretty drunk, and he old to place one hundred
and sixty dollars in lap dances.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
He was charged with misdemeanor theft.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
He spent twelve hours in jail, oh and released penning
a court date.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
My man, John, well, don't have the money to pay
for that.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
How about I just give him back? Right, I'll just
lap dance on them for four songs.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Hey, I got you. You just sit down, you go, Hey,
you gonna enjoy this.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
If you gave it to me, I can give it
to you.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Right, I'll give you more than forty dollars a lap dance.
All right, here's a kind of a new way to
I guess rob people. A couple of people got rested
Thursday night for robbing. Two videographers had a quote fake
music video set up in Los Angeles, So they did
this at a Los Angeles smoke shop. This is kind

(11:04):
of interesting because they even led police on the high
speed pursuit after officers responded to the hoochy smoke shop.
Suspects that lured the videographers to that location under the
impression that they were gonna be filming a music video.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh okay, so they.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Said, we got this Lamborghini you we're gonna be the
smoke shop. We need you all to film this music video.
So you know, they're like, oh, we're gonna get paid.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Sure, come on down.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I said, bring all the equipment, come on down.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Well, when the videographers arrived, the suspects had them a
gunpoint and pistol whip them. Oh, taking off with firearms
and jewelry. One of the victims lost a tooth from
the pistol with Now, look, this is something used to
take note of. Suspects took off a two separate vehicle.

(12:00):
It was a yellow Lamborghini and the black BMW. Please
track down to Lamborghini about thirty minutes later in San
Fernando Valley and.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
The chase ensued.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
The pursuit lasted just over forty minutes before it was
handled off to California Highway Patrol officers in Ventura, who
kept the pursuit going. They eventually took the two suspects
in custody. However, the suspects in the black BMW remain
at large. Oh so just know if you're out there

(12:34):
renting and theving on cars, Yello Lamborghini. Gonna get caught
right white because you can't hide those. They stick out
the crowd. A black BMW, that's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Right, We got an APB for a yellow Lamborghini.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You're gonna see that everywhere.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, too funny, but yeah, luring them down. Hey, you
guys gonna shoot him music video for us?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh sweet? Meanwhile, come up and get pistol whipped. Oh yeah,
that's just disrespectful.
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