BMMS 4-11-25

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that is to eight two nine four five. We'll go
around the room later. But this news story broke yesterday.
I'm sitting you guys the video so you can see
it of a family who was in New York on
vacation and decided to take a little helicopter tour and
the helicopter fell apart and smashed to the ground and

(04:17):
killed the man, the woman, and their two children. And
it is a terrifying video. It is the blades go
fly like they just don't exist. They just come off
and plummet into the river, and then the fuselage plummets

(04:38):
into the river. And when they pulled up the wreckage
there was just a shell. There was no like it
had been in the water for years, and part of
stuff was missing, just got annihilated. How scary is that?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
No kidding?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
And the company that ran these tours has taken down
their website. The phone doesn't ring anymore, their Facebook page
is gone. They just shut down. I don't know. I
don't know if it's safe to say they shut down.
They definitely removed the opportunity to research them unless you
can go back on some cash stuff. You can't look

(05:17):
at their Facebook posts unless you have a cashed, but
definitely I don't think people are booking with them anymore. Oh,
I think it's safe to say that's a no for me, Doug.
And So there are different types of helicopters, right. There
are some helicopters that are more stable than other helicopters,
and they're more smooth as you ride in them. And

(05:40):
I'm not gonna lie. I was pretty nervous to go
in a helicopter when we did it. I don't really
love heights. I'm okay with heights when I can't see
below me an airplane. Yeah, yeah, I don't love going
to the top of a building and then leaning over
the edge. We've done it here and I'm like, I'm good,
I don't need to look. I'm sure the ground's there.

(06:01):
One little slip in your toast. Accidents happen. Yeah, I
am not afraid of heights, but I am aware of
how I am, and that even up on the roof
up here when we went to go check it out
for that stunt or whatever, I was like, I mean,
you said the right word aware. Yeah, I'm not afraid.
I'm aware of the dangers involved, absolutely, and even like

(06:25):
getting on a ladder yeah, I get pretty my anxiety
starts to kick in. Yeah. I know a handful of
people that have fallen off ladders and now have to
have somebody bathe them. Right, you know, we watch those
videos on the TikTok. I see them anyway, people falling
off of ladders, painting or whatever, and you know they slip,
and I'm like, that hurts, you know, but you don't

(06:47):
think of like the brain damage that could happen when
that does happen. I mean, life happens, right, can't avoid accidents.
There's difference between avoiding accidents and putting you in the
path of an accident, right, And that's kind of where
my head is. So when I get on a ladder.
I had to do it yesterday. I had to get
up on a ladder because I think this bird's nesting
in the thing and again a different bard, a new

(07:12):
bane of my existence. Man. But the birds do damage
when they nest and they crap everywhere and then they
come back they it's damage. I don't want them as
well it. Nonetheless, I got out the ladder at the
thing and I was like, I got I got up, Okay,
it was fine, but I had to get up higher,
and then I was like, this doesn't feel stable right,

(07:36):
and you know how it is. You're like, I'll just
lean out, I'll just lean over the edge here. I didn't,
but I get very aware when I'm up that high.
And so when we were in the helicopter, I was like, Okay.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, he's a good pilot boy, not his first day.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can you do in that situation? There's nothing you can do.
You're already boarded, the blades are already spinning. Yeah, you
just kind of gotta all right. I mean, I my
wife is more afraid of heights than I am, and
she was obviously nervous, but I was trying to keep
it together because my kids were excited and it was
a very unique experience. And I think that's where you

(08:18):
have to go, is like, ah, this is it'll be
over in seven minutes. I've said that, No, you haven't
cut it in half. Sex seconds and minutes are not
the same. And the it goes up, and so the
instability of a helicopter goes up, and you're fine, but
it does do it like these weird like dips and

(08:40):
like many like humps. The whole time you ever watch
these see them on TikTok or whatever YouTube and it's
like RC planes, right and helicopters and they crash. Yeah,
it comes across my fyp a lot and seeing those
that they're trying to land the helicopter and then it
goes sideways and the blades catch the ground and the

(09:03):
next thing you know, it's in a million pieces. Yeah,
that's kind of you know, my fear of riding in
a hell a live olaicopter. Yeah. I think there's a
dramatic differ between remote control and the person actually in it,
feeling the instability in the movement. Maybe so, maybe so,
But it's still all operated by a human who at
any point in time could sneeze while they're trying to land.

(09:24):
Now that's the true. The next thing you know, their
their hand jerks the stick and the the you know,
next thing, you know, a million pieces. Uh yeah, yeah.
I think helicopters are in the samee You see things
like this and you think it's not safe, But I
think helicopters and airplanes are in the same boat where

(09:45):
they are relatively safe. Now. The difference being a plane
is designed to stay in the air full stop if
the engines stop. In an airplane it can glide. There's
defense mech there's a defense procedure to keep the plane
Afloat best, you can plummeting into the ground. Not likely,
right helicopter Yeah, well no, once those rotors stop spinning,

(10:09):
you're just plumbing. Either blade stops, it's over. So though
they are relatively safe from what I I mean, look
at the video that it definitely does not is not
a good argument, but they are. The amount of helicopters
that go up and down every day compared to the
number of accidents. Definitely, there's probably at least two families

(10:32):
I can think of. You don't want to ask that too, right, right,
this family and then the Bryants. But again those had
I don't know about this one, but the Bryant one
was a totally different circumstance. It was not about the
safety of the helicopter. Yeah, you just didn't see that
giant mountain because of the fog and allegedly the family's

(10:55):
encouragement to keep going. You would think, like with modern
tay technology, they'd have something that you could cut through
the fog and see obstacles in the way. You mean,
like some sort of like infrared technology. Yeah, sure, sure, uh,

(11:15):
heads up display, maybe even a little monitor right there
that's like, all right, we're fine, we're fine, We're fine.
Holy crap, there's something there we need to move. Yeah,
I would say humans will always be humans. And how
many of you ignore warnings in your car right in,
with your drill, with your.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Saw when theirs are going Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
You'd think there's some sort of alarm to let you
know to take cover in a tornado, right, or weather
man yeah, or your phone yes, or radar.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I guess you're right. But humans be humans, right? And
if you are getting paid by an individual and they're like,
I don't care, keep going through, Sarah. I don't think
it's safe to do this. I don't care what you
think is safe. We have an eighth grade basketball tournament
to get to.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Can you make it there?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well?

Speaker 8 (12:02):
Yeah, but you can't say no exactly right.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
You got a high profile customer in the back of
your chick Maybe you're only yeah in this case, it
was his last at least in this realm.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
And in this video of this family dying in the helicopter,
it looks like an overcast day, but they're not flying
high or no.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
They typically don't fly very high. In New York. Now
the other thing, too, is and you just said that
clicked with me. Watch the video again. The family is conscious, yeah,
as it's plumbing. Yeah, that's why I'm like, imagine how
scary that would be. You're on vacation, you're taking a
nice little helicopter ride because why because you got the

(12:49):
money and you can do it. And they're all right,
we're taking off this in this great Hey kids, Look
you can see the river. There's the Empire State Building
right right. Oh, holy crap, that river is getting really close.
But they have not even before that. I mean that
they're because they're spinning out of control and falling towards

(13:10):
the earth. So I imagine what's going through their mind and
mouths at that time, is ah, okay, somebody takes it. Yes,
helicopters can land with auto rotation, But if there are
no blades right in this case, because there aren't, that's
what we're talking about. How can you auto rotate nothing

(13:37):
but your seat belted in too? So here you are,
chaos is happening. You can't even embrace your loved ones. No, no,
And I imagine in that moment, you don't have time
and you're probably not even thinking about. Hey, let me
undo my safety straps. Wife and children, come here, Let's

(13:59):
hold each other before we all clash and diet again.
I mean, I'm just being honest. In that moment, I'm
reaching to cold onto somebody, my children or my wife, right, yeah,
probably my children. Yeah. At best you're holding hands. At
best maybe the person next to you. Not to mention
the screaming, because you're all wearing headsets, right, And.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Could this be some sort of conspiracy? Say more, because
of who he is, who this man was, the family.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
He's a nobody, he's this. No, he's a nobody for
Simmons Electronics in Spain. He's the CEO of the Simmons
Electronics in Spain. Well, what does Simmons Electronics Spain? Simmons what? Then?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
It says it's a key player in the country's growth
and transformation, with strategic projects in the areas of industry, healthcare, transportation,
energy and infrastructure.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yah, they make electrical equipment. Oh okay, Not everything's a conspiracy.
Not every death is a conspiracy. Not every accident is
a conspiracy. Do you know why, because there's just accidents? Well,
isn't this the second helicopter accident in that area within

(15:15):
the last couple of months. I guess if you say
DC and New York are the same area, it's on
the same Planet's something that it's on the same course.
One was up, now it's down. Oh my, the government's
out to get us. Maybe they don't. You all have
enough stress in your life to continue adding these. I

(15:38):
don't get it. The fun thing is, we don't know,
and we'll never know. It could have been malicious, We'll
never know. Somebody. I drive a commercial vehicle for a
living for a living, and we have anti collision equipment
on our trucks that will cut through fog. There you go. See.

(16:00):
Put the same thing in a helicopter. Not true. As
long as you're one hundred feet in the air, if
the engine quits, a helicopter will autotate safely to the ground.
If that auto If the aircraft breaks up like the
one yesterday, it doesn't matter if you're a helicopter, airplane,
or space shuttle. The you're screwed eight ways again. The
propulsion system that gives the vessel lift no longer exists, right,

(16:27):
And that's what he's saying. Regardless, If you don't have
that propulsion system you're at. A plane loses its lift,
that is created aerodynamically, right. The propulsion forward creates the lift.
So if the propulsion quits, the airplane can still glide forward.
That is true. However, if the wings break off, you're

(16:49):
just a tube sailing through the sky, plummeting towards the Earth.
And I kind of think that's where this listener is
coming from. With the helicopter, the blades, You're done with
a plane, your wings, you're done, you know what I mean?
The balloon Again, the point I'm making is the difference
is the lift is created aerodynamically, right, rather than control
man made controlled. Uh, there's a maintenance company cutting corners

(17:13):
or a company cutting quarters right. Yeah. I believe here
in the future we are going to see the company
that this company was not taking care of their fleet
like they should because maintenance is expensive. Yeah. There is
some crazy stat and aviation like I want to say,
like over eighty percent of the accidents are man. Yeah,

(17:36):
because of man, right, right right? Think about the the
Boeing planes where the doors were falling off and landing
gear's falling off, stuff like that because of man's wanting
to cut corners, poor maintenance whatever. The helicopter airplane in DC, Yeah,
that was. They haven't said it full stop, but sounds
like the pilots of the helicopter were doing whatever they wanted,

(17:58):
not paying attention. So in this instance, it was probably
somebody didn't whizzy wizzy wig a titan. Right. It's cra
terrifying either way to see that happen. All right, why
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Speaker 9 (19:10):
It's time for newsquakies, World news, local news, and news
that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn Gimbiam
Lindsay with what's going on Newsquakies from the Big Mad
Morning Showing ninety seven five.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Sabrina Carpenter's fans have been getting freaky with her Fortnite skin.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Like masturbating to it. I guess I can't decide if
she's pretty.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
She's adorable.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
She looks like a blow up doll, always surprised, ah
and just heart the way her makeup and stuff is
uh huh. She's very sexual on stage. Okay, she has
a song she does where there's a she changes the
sex position she emulates on stage, Okay, each like man,

(20:02):
it's a whole rabbit hole to go down. That's probably
why people are fapping it to a video game. Chinese
restaurant closed when roasted Duck was really a street pigeon.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
It.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I don't know if I would know. I don't. I
don't know. I've never had duck so and I'm yeah, so,
I don't know to tell the taste the difference or not.
Dude Duck is specially delicious. That's what I hear. I
see it at the store, and I'm like, one of
these days, huge crowd gathers to watch man fold a
fitted sheet. Bravo, sir. I think it's more than the

(20:35):
man was doing laundry, Am I right?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Lindsay Trash cleared from New Jersey beaches includes vampire teeth
and bathroom sink.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay. I'm always fascinated by people that just throw trash wherever. Right,
there was a photo I saw of this was like
in the seventies and they're sitting out in the woods
or in the beach or whatever ever and drinking a beer.
So I don't know, and I was thinking, like, ah,
back then, you were just thrown it to the side.
That's that he went in thought twice until we had

(21:10):
the Indian cry like, right, pick up your tray. Yeah.
Pastor refers to TSA scanners as at airport as gay
bean machines. Don't you hit me with that gay bean machine.
That's a fun name for that's a band name, right,

(21:30):
hello with a gay bean machine? Hey? Right? Also a
movie Lindsa's going to throw out. Nine Foster Mom to
two hundred is accused of trading child for an exotic monkey. Well,
I mean, I'm gonna read the headline again because I
don't know if it landed. Foster mom to two hundred,

(21:54):
it's just one to zero zero is accused of trading
a child for an exotic monkey. She didn't swamp all
two hard.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I get the monkey. She's got two hundred foster children.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
You get paid, Yeah, you do if you foster a child. Yeah, yeah.
I wonder how much she brings zan for two hundred kids.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I think it's like twelve hundred a month in like
in oklahol for.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Just one child, it's twelve hundred a month, I think.

Speaker 10 (22:20):
So.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
All right, so we could do the math real quick.
If it's twelve hundred a month and then two hundred,
that's two hundred and forty thousand dollars. No, no, no, no,
this at most thirteen years in older. This says in
the state of Oklahoma gets six hundred and seventy eight dollars. Okay,
so six hundred and seventy eight. We'll just assume they're all,
you know, thirteen and older. That's still one hundred and

(22:41):
thirty five thousand dollars bro a month.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
It's two hundred kids.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Bro, Yeah, but I mean, what's the age one hundred
and ninety nine?

Speaker 11 (22:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, right? What's the age ranges on these kids? Are
they old enough to take care of each other? Are
they teenagers? Are they are they young ones? Are they toddlers?
You see what I'm saying. Well, and I think the
other thing to keep in mind too, is that's just
the headline. She could have fostered two hundred in her entirety.
We're all just thinking that it's all at one time.
She lives in the mom type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(23:11):
I don't know. I'm just saying that that could be
a scenario.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Study suggests that psychedelics are helping people have better sex.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Have you ever had sex own shrooms? It's kind of amazing.
Not gonna lie man, says. Dispatcher was ordering a mcgriddle
while taking his nine one one trespassing call nine one one.
How can I help you? Yeah, somebody's on my property?
Hey can I get him a griddle? All right? So
what does he look like? Yeah? Yeah, I'll take the

(23:42):
hash browns.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, going an extra.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I feel like you could just do it on speaker
and do it on the app, right, right, laughing gas
appears to reduce depression, but researchers don't totally understand why.
They say laughter is the best you're laughing, can't figure
it out.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Man loses legal bid to cash in fifty nine thousand
dollars worth of chips from now defunked New Jersey casino.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Not Potato, got it. That's what I was thinking too.
There's a petition to put googly eyes on New Jersey
transit trains. I think that's awesome. We need a little humor. Yes, absolutely,
we could do it with our buses here in town.
That would be fantastictic. You hear that tulse transit make
it happen. Maybe you think about just doing it. In April? Yeah,

(24:38):
oh man, Borist Johnson attacked by Ostrich while at Safari
Park with this family. It's so funny to see this
guy who was like the leader of a country. And
you know how those videos are when the Ostrich sticks
their head in and attacks people. Freaking man, ah, I
will never go to one. And he's just like, oh,

(25:02):
boy accidentally shoots himself in house with crocodile and snakes.
How do you shoot yourself with a crocodile or a snake.
I can tell you how you shoot yourself with a snake.
I'm sure you can't. Right in. A billy woman escorted
off a flight by police over pringles couldn't just pop one, okay?

(25:30):
Brazil judge claimed English ancestry and used false name Edward
Albert Lancelot DoD, Cantonbury, Canterham, Wickfield. Eh wha Brazil judge
claimed English ancestry and used false name Edward Albert Lancelot Dodd, Canterbury, Canterham, Wickfield.
Here well, I shorten that down in his name was

(25:52):
like a an event. You need a break.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Scientists found an existing drug that turns you human blood
into mosquito poison.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
That sounds great on the surface, but what are the
long term effects of that sort of thing? Right we
I love how people on the are like, yeah, this
sounds good, but you know, hey, we found a COVID solution.
Like no, man, all right, listen, stop fighting me for
my mosquitoes. Please deal with that. You don't have to
deal with those centronillo candles all the time, right, don't right?

(26:27):
Chinese man keeps getting evicted because of his pet buffalo.
You can't live here, You and your buffalo. You go
now the duncan all right, Patty LaBelle says, Elton John
never returned to her tupperware. What a dick. Oh you

(26:51):
think he still has it? Uh no, no, no, I
think he has moved on to keeping his stuff in
country crock containers. Last night, they'll throw the ball. I'm
on me if I'm uncle. Gay.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Surgeon fined for sharing photo of Koma patients swastika tattooed penis.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Wow, that's a lot mm hm. I why did you
see his penis?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Surgeon?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, so what was he working on his penis or
in his hip region? There's no reason to be looking
at somebody's genitalia if you're doing rotator cuff surgery. I'm
just curious. Oh god, it's a swastika and the last
I don't even know how many surgeries I've had. I

(27:53):
never took my nd wear off because they took it
off for you, but I did wake up move it off.
Penis tattoos blow me away, man, I'm just like, do
they anybody? Why would anybody want to tattoo their ding dong?
I think for the same reason someone would like to
pierce their ding dong. I guess you're right, But that's

(28:15):
just one solid you're good man. The the tattoo is good,
but in your case it's three times, so it is
over and over again. I guess you're right. I guess
you're right. Well, good, got you? Yeah, okay, Well the

(28:35):
color purple doesn't really exist. How is that the funniest
headline we have? Because it is. I'll try to beat
it with this one. NASA offers three million dollars to
anyone who can recycle ninety six bags of astronaut feces
on the moon. Yeah, so many questions. Are they just

(28:58):
sitting in bags on the moon? Is it just like
they're trying to plan ahead? How long has it been there?
You can't take your spacesuit off if you're on the moon, right, So,
how you gonna snap a disney in a crater? They
probably did it in the in the in the rover
and then you know, pitched it out. There was no
Indian on the moon crying, so like they just pitched
it out right there. Whatever, we're not coming back. You

(29:20):
know what I did? I crapped on the moon. What'd
you do? Oh my gosh, who was.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
The first person to step on the who's the first
person to crap on the moon?

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Speaker 12 (30:57):
Storm moved in on us that night, and I end
up going to jail. Republican talks.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh so you watched him die?

Speaker 12 (31:05):
Yeah, yeah, we both almost dies.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
And you got we both.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (31:13):
We called nineber one out on the boat to get
rescues out there, and uh, we were trying to direct
the fire rescuers out there to where the guy was
down in the water act because I had already gotten
back on the boat, and uh, the storm was moving in,
but they were going complete opposite direction where he was
count them. So then I started personal mount and I'm

(31:35):
pretty sure that's what led to me actually going to
jail in the end.

Speaker 8 (31:39):
Right, rightfully, so though, by the way, I mean, yeah,
that's wild man.

Speaker 13 (31:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (31:47):
And the next morning, I when I got out of jail,
we went back out there because the wife and my
wife and the lake patrol and the search and rescue
guys were out there and they needed my help to
actually tell them where he was. So I actually directed

(32:09):
them from the shore of ten pointed by landmarks to
where he was, and they found him within five ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Wow, after you got out of jail, after I got
out of jail. They would have just listened the first time.

Speaker 12 (32:21):
Yeah, if they would have just listened the first time.
And when we all got to the marina, the OHP
had us all breathalyzed, and we all knew the exact
same point zero eight. And I was the only one
that got himped up.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (32:37):
So, and we're pretty sure it's because I was little
irate going off on him because they weren't listening.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That's wild, Okay. Can we tell him exactly what he's
gonna get? Well, with the little help from our emergency services,
you who just got a case of the lening Google's
submersion bag to you, Cormyn hand line there RD so
gimp you can get your info, make sure he has
the right stuff and have great god sir.

Speaker 12 (33:05):
Hey you guys have a sicken a saty as well.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Man. All right, let's see what Lindsay has for Balls
to the Wall Sports.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
The Colts are moving on from a veteran special teams player.
Indianapolis released Matt Gay just two years after signing the
most lucrative contract for a free agent kicker Gay joined
the Colts in twenty twenty three after agreeing to a
four year, twenty two point five million dollar deal. He
converted eighty two percent of his field goal attempts over

(33:45):
the past two seasons and just fifty percent of his
attempts of fifty yards or longer. All the Lizard will
be dick in with the Jets, according It's my Name ESPN,
the veteran wide receiver agreed to restructure his contract. Lazard's

(34:06):
new base salary is a little over two million dollars,
down from an eleven million dollar base salary that was
not guaranteed. His cap charge for twenty twenty five was
reduced from thirteen million dollars to about four million dollars.
New York will incure a dead charge of about four
million dollars in twenty twenty six. Former Texas wide receiver

(34:29):
is turning himself over to police. Frisco authorities say Isaiah
Bond made the decision yesterday. He was wanted for an
outstanding sexual assault warrant. Bond was a projected Day two
pick in this month's A draft and had more than
five hundred yards to go with five touchdowns for the
Longhorns this past season.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I'm sure it was one of those things like he
has said, Hey, this is patently false, there's no merit
to this, but him turning himself in, he's trying to cooperate.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Him look better.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I mean, I think it definitely, probably will drop his
stock value and probably won't go second round.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
The Pacers have locked up a top four seed in
the East after a one fourteen to one twelve home
win over the shorthanded Cavaliers. Tyrese Haliburton dropped in twenty
three points and Aaron Nesmith scored twenty two for the Pacers,
who have won six straight. Indiana will have home court
advantage in a playoff series for the first time in
over ten years. Ty Jerome netted twenty four points and

(35:31):
DeAndre Hunter had twenty three for Cleveland, which rested four
of its five starters after already securing the number one
seed in the East. And that's your balls to the
wall sports, I'm lindsay in ninety seven to five, keny Emmi.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one, eight,
four six, Oh KYD. You can also text BMMS and
then what you want to say to a two nine
four five. Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Listen. If you don't beat me at seven point thirty
to win those Lincoln Park tickets and possibly an upgrade,
you still have a chance to win tickets on our
website at kmod dot com, or you could head on
over to Bokacenter dot com and buy your tickets. There
are still plenty of great seats available inside the Bok

(36:28):
Center for the night of the show on Monday, April
twenty eighth. If you want to save money on your
purchase of tickets, go to the Bok Center box office. Yeah,
you got to drive there, you gotta walk in, but
you will save money on your purchase.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Good morning Gimbee, Well, good morning Corbin. If you like
MMA and boxing, then Smoking Guns ten is for you.
It's firefighters against police, battling it out for charity. You
can get your tickets at bokascino dot com. It's going
down April twenty six. All right, freaking ay Friday. Why
did you have to call nine one one bmms and
whatever that is to eight two nine four five. If

(37:04):
we pick your text and talk to you on the phone,
you're gonna get a case of line and Google summer shandy.
Why did you have to call nine one one, Lindsey.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
The last time I felt compelled to call nine one
one was probably two years ago. Two maybe three years ago,
Oh yeah, probably three years ago, now almost four. It
was kids were still in school, but it was springtime,

(37:34):
much like this.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
It was.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
After spring break. Weather was perfect, and one of Marcus's
friends were over. He had spent the night, and all
of my kids wanted to go fishing in the creek
across the street from our house. And when you walk
out from our front yard you can see the park

(37:58):
and see where the kids would go down and go
fishing in the little creek area. And it was early
in the day, was probably like eleven in the morning,
and they had just eaten breakfast and they had gotten
their fishing gear, each one of them. So the twins
went too, or went also, so there was four kids total,

(38:21):
and they had packed a lunch and they put it
all in the Walmart bags and they were just going
to make a day of it, just at the park
across the street. And this park was never very busy,
and they had been in this creek many times.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's not deep at all, and the.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Biggest fish they might catch is usually a small little sunfish,
no big deal, just going and having fun, taking food,
gonna have a little picnic at the picnic table. So
they went around eleven, they checked in with me around

(39:00):
one still hadn't caught a fish. And that was probably
the last I had heard from them. It was around
one o'clock in the afternoon. My husband got home from
work around six o'clock and I had been busy cleaning
the house, and he's like, we're the kids, And I said,

(39:20):
they went to the park and they went to fish,
and he goes, oh, awesome, he loves it when they
go and have an adventure. And I said, but you
know what I mean, I must have lost track of time.
I don't think i've seen them since one o'clock this afternoon.
So he said, well, walk down there and see how
they're doing. And I walk out with them, and all

(39:41):
we see is their untouched lunch bags still on the
picnic table. Nobody else is in the park. And right away,
instantly all I can think of is that story from
way back in the day of the three little boys
that were on the bicycles riding through the woods and

(40:04):
they're murdered and raped and then did the movie out
of it, and Metallica did the songs for it. And
those teenagers that were accused.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I don't know if I know what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Oh, anyway, No, I'm.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Curious on this. Metallica did the music for it.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, because they were wrongfully accused these teenage boys who
used to hang out in these woods. They were wrongfully
accused of murdering these boys that were on the bicycles kidnapped.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Uh huh. And Metallica said, this is so compelling, We're
gonna write music yes for this, Yes, really? Uh huh, man,
I feel like that would stand out. The documentary Paradise
Lost Paradise Children Child Murders at robin Hood Hills nineteen
ninety six uses Metallica's music instead of a traditional original soundtrack. Okay.

(40:56):
This was the first time the band authorized their music film.
The film, which focuses on the case of the West
Memphis three. Oh okay, It explores the trial and conviction
of three teenagers accused of murdery. Yes, I am familiar
with the West Memphis three. Yes, I didn't know Metallica.
I didn't know it was called the Metallica kidnapping thing.
But yeah, yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
We're calling their names, nothing, nothing, nothing. Kevin walks the creek,
he's not finding them at all, and by this it's
starting to get dark, and so uh he's like, okay,
go ahead and make the call. And I called nine
one one, and within three minutes an officer was at
our house and helping us look. And finally, probably fifteen

(41:43):
minutes later, the kids come walking up with their fishing
poles and they have one bag full of fish, not full,
but probably three fish through four maybe, and I my
heart was just it sunk, you know, like I was
so panicked. And the officer was like, you guys, you

(42:04):
know you got to check in with your parents every
once in a while, you know, And they were like,
we're sorry, we're having They were full of mud. They
had walked the entire creek, like through two different neighborhoods
and just were fishing, having an adventure, which awesome, but
I just you know, it was so scary. Yeah, so scary, awful,

(42:29):
but they had a great time and they were safe,
thank god.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah. I had to have been scary. Yes, it was
that Paradise losses on Max. If you're interested one to
watch it. Yeah, why did you have to call nine
one one in case the lineing Google Summer Shandy could
be yours, gimp? Why did you have to call nine
one one? You know I've only called nine one one
twice in my life. Okay, once when I was eight.

(42:55):
We had just learned about the nine one one system,
and I thought to call and then they answered nine
one one, what's your emergency? And I hung up. That
was that, and then they sent somebody to my house
to make sure everything's all right. And that's when my bet,
my dad answered the door, and they told him what
we gotta we gotta hang up call. We're just checking

(43:17):
make sure everything's all right. And he looks back at me,
and I'm just like, gope. So needless to say, I
got in trouble for that one. But the one that
sticks out this happened when my youngest boy, or excuse me,
my oldest boy, who is twenty two now, he was
three years old, right, And this was kind kind of

(43:41):
late at night, I want to say, like the sun
was down. It was like ten o'clock, maybe even eleven
o'clock at night, okay, and we're we're hanging out and
he slips. He's running around the house and he falls
and he he hits his nose on the corner of
a chair, right, and nose starts bleeding. That's not why
nine one one was cold. Okay, you don't call nine

(44:04):
one one over a little minor nose bleed. See what
happened was I was cleaning him up, getting the nose
of the blood off of his nose, or the nose
off his blood. And I'm not squeamish, really, I never
thought when it comes to the site of blood, right,
but this has happened several times. At the sight of blood.

(44:28):
I got lightheaded, fell over and started convulsing. Oh my
had a seizure whatever, right there in my living room,
right and uh and so my boys, mom, you know,
calls nine one one because she don't know what the
hell is going on. And this is the first time

(44:48):
that that has ever happened to me. But it's happened
a couple of times since. Yeah, you have a pattern.
Uh huh uh huh. So I try to stay away
from blood, you know, amounts of it. You know, you
think seeing the blood did that? I think so? I
think so, because I don't know. I never had that
problem before, but I got light headed. And there was
another time that it had happened. Right. I was working

(45:10):
at a Ron's here down the road or whatever, and
I was cutting up sausage for their you know, just
prepping whatever. And I had liced the knuckle on my
little hand, right because I'm holding the sausage with my
little hand, and I got the knife with my good hand,
and I'm just slicing up sausage, right, and I sliced
the knuckle off, and then the Mexican Eddie, the dishwasher

(45:34):
is I'm like, oh no, and I got paper tell away.
He comes over with some of that liquid band aid
you know what I'm talking about, and he slathers it
over my finger and you know, glues the skin flat
back down on top of my knuckle. And everything was
fine for a second, but then I got light headed
and went to the bathroom and fished out in the
bathroom right there. So, yes, there is something good. There

(45:55):
was no blood when you passed out in Walmart. No, no,
there was not, and I just had they call it
a vagel. You know that I had picked up a
bag of dog food, stood up a little too fast,
I guess, and uh and uh. I got lightheaded and
I tried to battle it out and it didn't work out.
And that's when I fell over, conked my head on
the freezer, and you know, woke up in the back

(46:17):
of an ambulance. Dog food, dog food by the freezer. Well,
you know, I was walking around getting groceries, so this
was after the fast. Is after I took the dog
food and put it on the cart and I was
circling back around to the cheese section because I needed some.
And that's when I fell out. I was getting lightheaded,
and I do remember some ladies like are you okay?

(46:38):
You need to call somebody? And then that's uh. I
was like, yeah, you're probably right, and then I'm out.
I'm done. Uh okay. I had so many questions you
about all those? Yeah, So back to why I had
to call nine one run all right? So the boy
hurts it, you know, right, it gets a bloody nose.
I see the blood. I pass out. I start fishing

(46:58):
out there in the living room. The X calls nine
one one at the time, and then you know, the
ambulance comes out and it's late at night, and then
of course nosey ass neighbor you know, sees the ambulance
and the lights, and I come too, and there's you know,
paramedics over me, and I got my nosey ass neighbor
with You can see the silhouette of her head just

(47:19):
like a little bit in the window of my house,
looking through my window, wondering what's going on. But yeah,
it turned out everything was fine. Or like you probably
just passed out because of the sight of blood, you know,
told him what was going on. It was like, oh, okay,
well I feel fine now, thanks for wow, thanks for
coming out. Why did you have to call nine one
one Caseline and Google? Summer Shandy could be yours BMMS

(47:41):
and whatever that is to eight two nine four five. Now,
I have been a part of calling nine one one
a handful of times. I saw an individual get shot
at point blank range. Oh gone, uh you did too,
Oh yeah, that's wrong, and uh we made someone else
call nine one one because I did want to be
into a witness thing. I was a part of calling

(48:05):
nine one one when and the same building I watched
when we first went on the air, at like right
at six, somebody knock on one of the put a
mask on, knock on the window and point a gun
at the door at the hotel. Yes, yes, and we
couldn't believe what was happening. I have called nine one

(48:25):
one thinking that there was someone trying to get into
the back gate, only to find out they were fans
of the show working on a warrant case in the hotel.
I have called nine one ones when someone was breaking
into my home, of which when the police showed up,
they said my wife was probably cheating on me. Was

(48:48):
that the flipping the back porch light on and off?
No scenario? Thank you for reminding me of that. I
called nine one one when a police chase ended in
my front yard and they ran into my back yard
and the police were looking for him and I turned
on the light. I wasn't going out there, and he's
like right there, right, that's how you get shot. Yes,

(49:10):
And they had a dog like you don't go out
when there's a police dog. The dog will come to you.
But I that's not the one that I thought of immediately,
and the one that always resonates with me when I've
called nine one one. College, I lived in an apartment.
There was a house and the downstairs was made into
an apartment. We lived upstairs, and the one point we

(49:33):
were in the me and my two roommates, smoke started
filling the apartment or the r level. Call nine one one, everybody,
everybody gets out. I call nine one one. Smokes fill
in the apartment. Where I went to college, it was
a volunteer fire department. So many times the fire department
would show up in civilian cars, and then like a

(49:56):
truck would show a fire truck would show on and
so terrified, like, smoke's filling our place. And if you've
never been a part of a fire, you're drilling runs
pretty fast. You think this is a fire moment. And
so the fire guy pulls up in his little Toyota
terrorist truck you know what I'm talking about, the one

(50:18):
that you always seen terrass without the machine gun on
h yeah, without turry yeah. And he pulls up and
he gets out, slowly smoking a cigarette, leans on the
back of his truck, finishing a cigarette, and I'm like, come,
I'll come on, here we go, let's go this way.
He finishes a cigarette and slowly puts on his boots

(50:41):
and I'm like, now, clearly he is a trained individual,
has seen probably many fires. This is my first probably
didn't think. Now to me, in my brain and my memory,
there was smoke. Now, probably in reality, if you've ever
seen a fire, a real fire fire, probably wouldn't it.

(51:03):
So here they have this college punk he's like, come on,
here we goes the fire's go god guy man and
he's like, Yo, this will be out in a second.
Just calm down.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
Yeah, I got time to finish my Marlborough, right, And
so he finally puts on all of his gear, slowly
shuffles his feet.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
And the man was old. I don't know how old
he was, but he maybe the suit was very heavy.
And he makes it up the steps and he's like,
what's the problem. And I'm looking around because there's smoke
in my brain at least billowing out of the front
door we have that's open, and he goes, this is

(51:48):
an electrical fire. I'll beat where's your box? And he
goes to the back, turns it off, turns off the
power to the house, and he's like, I'll wait a
few minutes, but I think we're good. I left out
the best part. When I called nine one one, they
were like nine one one, please hold That should not
be a thing. But I understand that it could if

(52:10):
you live in a community where there you know you
have a volunteer fire department. You don't have a ten
you know a ten person deep bench at the nine
one month center. Right, and if you happen to call
the one time Sarah's telling an apple pie recipe, there's
a good chance you're gonna have to be put on
hold or wait your turn nine one one hold please
so we went out. Thank you for calling nine one one.

(52:36):
Your emergency is important to us. We respond to you
as quick as we can. Right, your emergency is important
to us. Please hold after your call to pill out
a brief survey. Quality assurance is important to us. You've
called the Maryville Fire Safety Department. We know you're in

(52:57):
an emergency, but we're real busy.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Right your estimated wait time.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
You're next in line nine one. Please hit one for
an emergency, Hit two for kind of an emergency. Uh,
trace espanol right, trace three for fire empty. Somebody said

(53:28):
never call nine one one. Police don't help a situation.
They only make it worse. If you could call emergency
Aid services, then it would be better. Sadly, we don't
have a system in place for those instances. Sadly we do.
It's called nine one one, not every instance. Police are
the first response. I believe in Tulsa fire is first dispatch.
They go pretty much every time, no matter what, and

(53:49):
then police. And I don't think it's true that police
don't help a situation. They only make it worse. I'm
sure what you're referencing it did for you, right, but
that doesn't make get the truth. I'm pretty confident they
could help in a lot of instances. I've been at
car rex where things were chaotic until the police showed up. Right.

(54:12):
Was there trained for that sort of thing? Yeah? The
I was. I got rear ended in the car my wife,
my wife at the time, practice wife, and uh, this
car rear ended us and they they hit us and

(54:33):
it was a pretty good impact, did some damage to
both cars, and the they were like, we don't need
to call nine one one, and they had a kid
in the car, and I was like, I'd feel better
if we called nine to one one, like, we don't
need to do that. While we're waiting for the police
to arrive, they're making a song about how we just
want to get paid terrible and won't stop. I know

(55:00):
this is gonna be a giant shock. But the police
show up and arrest both of them because they're wanted.
That sucks for them. I wish when that happm to
be like, listen, I've got a warrant. I really don't
want to deal with it. I might evaluate the situation
a little bit differently, but when you're just being a
complete douche take them, I'm like, well, I got no

(55:22):
reason to do you any favors. I get it. Life
is inconvenient, but you also had a choice to break.
I didn't put us in this scenario exactly. Yeah, we
want to know from you, what did, when did Why
did you have to call nine one one BMMS and
whatever that is to eight two nine four five. In
case the line in Google Summer Shandy Cup, good morning,

(55:51):
It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine eight four six
Oh K M O D. You could also text BMMS
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.
Let's play a game, because.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
We got tickets to give away to see linkin Park
club Scene.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Tickets to see Lincoln Park Kickabar is gonna be at
the Beka Center on Monday, April twenty eighth, and anybody
who wins this week is qualified to be upgraded to
the Lincoln Park sowheet. And you gotta beat Lindsay in
the numbers game. Currently Lindsay's only let listeners win twice
this year. Call it at nine, one, eight, four to six.
Oh kmod decide what category you want? Numbers, percentages or averages.

(56:31):
You'll get five questions and Lindsay will leave the room.
She won't be able to hear them. Then she'll return
with the same five questions. Whoever's closest to the correct
answer the most is getting those tickets to see Lincoln
Park On Monday, April twenty eighth, Good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name, Steve? How are you today?

Speaker 12 (56:52):
All right?

Speaker 11 (56:53):
Are you good?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Steve? What category do you want? Numbers? Percentages or averages?

Speaker 11 (56:58):
A percentages?

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Great? Five questions from Lindsey. Just answered them the best
that you can. Are you ready? I'm ready? All right,
here we go, Deve. What percentage of true necro files
are men? You know what a necrofile is?

Speaker 13 (57:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yeah? Okay? Just want to make sure, all right, Steve?
Carrying on? Among the genuine necrofiles, what percent of them
used opposite sex corpses?

Speaker 11 (57:35):
Let's go let's go forty five again, forty five again?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
All right, Steve. Among the genuine necro files, what percent
of them used same sex corpses? Thirty seven percent? Steve?
What percent of necro files are psychotic?

Speaker 14 (57:58):
Sixteen?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
You say six ten, sixty sixty sixty zero? Okay, Just
want to make sure I heard you're right? All right,
I'll ask one here, Steve. What percent of necro files
committed hobbinside to obtain a body to act out their
sexual desires? Oh, let's let's go twenty eight percent? What

(58:20):
is it called hobbinside homicide? Hobbeside? Kind of stuffy? Yeah? Side?
And what percentage did you say there, Steve? Twenty eight,
twenty eight? All right, Lindsay's going to come back in.
She'll get the same five questions.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
Now, have you personally participated in necrophilia?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Okay? I always ask if you're involved. Somehow I feel
like I can't not because it's a really weird topic.
You could never know, you never don't I know it
on this show? All right, Lendsay, percentages is the category
question one? Give me, Lendsey. What percentage of true necro
files are male?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Sixty percent sixty percent.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
All right, Lindsay. Among the genuine negrophiles, what percent of
them used opposite sex corpses?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Seventy percent?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Seventy percent, Lindsey. Among the genuine necrofiles, what percent of
them used same sex corpses?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Twenty percent.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Percent? Lindsey, what percent of necrofiles are psychotic? All right, lindsay,
last one here? What percent of necrophiles committed homicide to
obtain a body to act out their sexual desires?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Say? Eight percent?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Eight? How do you think she did, Steve?

Speaker 12 (59:58):
If it's a pafforn to call.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
The stiff one it call? Got it?

Speaker 13 (01:00:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Question one? All right. When the question was asked, what
percentage of true necro files are male, Steve said forty
five percent of them. Lenzi said sixty percent, and the
answer is ninety two percent. Yeah, I mean commit men
typically commit a majority of the crimes anyway, so that

(01:00:25):
meant that tracks yeah, yeah. And I think it'd be
hard for a woman to have sex with the dead body,
just my I mean, I'm just saying, eh riga mortis
is the thing, all right? I guess you're right. Moving
is up one to nothing. She needs two more, Steve
to block you from getting those tickets to see Lincoln
Park on April twenty eighth at the Bioka Center. Question two,

(01:00:46):
Question number two, Among the genuine necro files, what percent
of them used opposite sex corpses? Steve said forty five percent.
Lensi said seventy percent, and the answer is seventy seven percent.

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
He got that one right. Now, she's up two to nothing.
One more and you get zilch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Question three, all right, among the genuine negrophiles, what percent
of them used same sex corpses? That's the question. Steve
said thirty seven percent. Lindsey said twenty percent, and the
answer is sixteen percent. I'm so sorry, Steve, you're not
getting anything. You knew, not enough about necrophilia.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
Yeah, that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Congratulation, there's always a silver all right, save good day man.
All are you the sight of that? He does no
more now than he did before? A right? Every loss,
there's a win, absolutely, all right, let's finish this out.
Question for question number four, what percent of necrophiles are psychotic? Now?
Steve said sixty percent. Lindsay said, damn near every last.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Week I wanted to say one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Ninety percent is what Lindsay said, the answer is eleven percent.
That's it. I mean, what is what are they deeming
as psych cotic? I mean certified crazy? I guess I
don't know. One would think because you're having sex with
a dead body you are crazy, but I'm not morally acceptable.
I get it. It goes against some standards. But psychotic

(01:02:14):
means you have no care for what damage you do. Yeah. True.
And if you're like, no, I mean I figured I'm
doing this because they're not they they won't know. Yeah,
then you're taking into a ca I'm just saying, I
don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
The party, what damage is done?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Right am? I? So that would have put Steve on
the board with one. Let's do a question five, all right,
last one here? What percentage of necrophiles committed homicide to
obtain a body to act out their sexual desires. Steve
said twenty eight percent and Lindsay said a mere eight percent.
The answer is forty two percent. Now Steve would have

(01:02:51):
got that one too. The thing about necrophilia is there's
always an exception that you would probably go, eh, what
would one of those be? Maybe you're part in her dice? Okay,
maybe they die while you're in the act of having
sex with them while they're alive and you didn't know.
Sure that makes sense. I'm just I don't encourage this.

(01:03:11):
I think it's weird still, but I think one might
make it a little more like, Okay, it was their partner,
they wanted one more time, right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
If you are having sex with your partner and they
die and you're unaware of the fact that they're dead,
does it really make you a necropeeling?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
But now we're splitting hair, Well, now we're splitting hairs
because I could go, well, I don't think they're really
dead at this point until they're in the ground, right, right,
see what I'm saying, Like, you get split hairs with
that all day. But I think, yeah, I think there's
an exception to every rule that you go, well, it's
kind of like murder. Right, We're like, murder's not okay,
and they're like, well, she was on her period. You go, well, okay, right, right,
soult is not okay. She never put your hands on someone, ma,

(01:03:50):
but she was on her period. You go, well, what
are you gonna do? Never a woman scorn, right right?
All right. Lindsey overwhelmingly still hates listeners. She has won
ten times and listeners have lost twice.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
You haven't let them hate anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
You don't want to win evidence. I've got the evidence,
your honor. I'm not gay, I get it, Lindsay, all right,
where we're gonna know from you? Why did you have
to call nine one one? A case? A line of
Google Summer Shandy could be yours, b m ms and
whatever that is to eight two nine four five. We'll
take a break and we'll be back. You lose, so
you get nothing. Good day, sir, you get nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
You get no you get you get you guess you gift?
You gift not.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
They not.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Good morning. It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one,
eight four six, Oh K m O D. Can also
text B MMS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five giving away beer for
frigging a Friday. And we've been asking you why did
you have to call nine one one? Good Alex is

(01:05:52):
on the line, Hey Alex, how are you.

Speaker 12 (01:05:56):
Good?

Speaker 10 (01:05:56):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Friend? Alex? Why did you have to call nine one one?

Speaker 10 (01:06:00):
I had a crazy ex that I broke up with
at a bar one night. She was packed in a
fool and I went out to the parking lot, tried
to get in my car, and whenever I unlocked it,
it automatically rolled the windows down because the summertime, and
she dove in the window and started screaming, and she

(01:06:26):
wouldn't get out, so I called the cops. They showed up.
They were going to take her to jail. I didn't
want her. I didn't want her to go to jail.
I just wanted her out of my car. So I
told them that i'd take her home. And as soon
as I got in the car, she started threatening to
kill me and stuff, and I just got out of

(01:06:48):
the car and said, y'all can have her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Changed my mind? Yeah, man, what are you doing? Like,
hey remove her from the car so I can put
her back in the car, right.

Speaker 10 (01:06:58):
I just didn't want her to go to jail. I
just wanted her to leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Okay, So they take her away or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Actually, the bar owner decided he'd take her home.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
He knew what was going to happen. How long did
you stay with her after that incident.

Speaker 10 (01:07:16):
I went straight to her house and got all my
stuff and got out of there before she got back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
So you ended it right then. Never saw her again,
never had sex with her again or anything.

Speaker 10 (01:07:27):
No, no, no, I thought about sex.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Was that?

Speaker 10 (01:07:33):
Was it that good?

Speaker 7 (01:07:35):
Yeah? That was good?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah, of course. And I'm guessing you've moved on here,
you went onto other relationships. You're in another relationship now, yes, yeah,
better than the section you have now.

Speaker 10 (01:07:46):
That was almost twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Better than the sex you have now.

Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
I hope she's not listening. I'm pretty sure there'll be
another incident where someone's jumping in your car window. Give
me Tom exactly what he's gonna get. Not too long ago,
Corbin had to call nine one one when he fell
off the counter trying the sneak snacks off the top
of the bridge. Here's a case of the line of
Google Summer Shandy, the good ones are you guys? Hang
on the line there, Alex so Gimpy, you can get

(01:08:15):
your personal info. Okay, okay, thank you, appreciating man. Let's
see what Gimpie has in his four x four hell.
Colvina says here that the FDA is phasing out animal testing.
The Food and Drug Administration plans to phase out animal
testing requirements for antibody therapies and some drugs in favor

(01:08:36):
of AI based models and other practices. FDA Commissioner Marty
McCarry said yesterday the move would make drugs safer, lower cost,
and deal with the ethical concerns surrounding animal testing. The
agency said that it will also encourage the use of
lab grown samples that mimic human organs to test drugs.

(01:08:58):
That's pretty impressive. Yes, it's good. Yeah, save the rats man?
What else there are people too? Man rights? What else
we got here? R FK Junior vows to discover the
cause of autism by September. The Secretary of Helping Human
Services had made the comment. Yesterday at the White House
Cabinet meeting, Kennedy told President Trump, we've want we've launched

(01:09:22):
a massive testing No, you get it like you're taking
a hit.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
We want the massive testing and research efforts that's going
to involve hundreds of sciences come around the world.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Kennedy has reportedly hired long time figure and the anti
vaccine movement to lead the research effort. Listen, if they
can do that amazing six months. I mean shooting a
little high, but you never know. That means you've got
to organize the email today, right, right, recruiting if they

(01:10:01):
can do it, yeah, fantastic, but hey, you know better
than not at all. I guess I don't know what
we've been doing. But okay, what else we got here?
Most Americans feel financially stressed? You don't say nearly three
quarters of America, I would use but okay. Nearly three
quarters of Americans say they are quote financially stressed, with

(01:10:21):
a majority of them blaming the ongoing trade wars. A
survey Monkey poll found that the stress was felt even
by thirty percent of those earning more than one hundred
thousand dollars a year. Inflation was by far the biggest concern,
and while rates have cooled, prices are still high. And then, lastly,

(01:10:42):
here there's a big push for volunteers on a Watow
Cares Day as cleanup continues. The AWASA community members recovering
from the EF one that struck April second, so they
couldn't wait for a Watow Care Days, which happens on
May third. City leaders said that as of April tenth, yesterday,
they still need fifty more volunteers to help. The event

(01:11:02):
goes on from eight thirty in the morning till eleven
forty five and the deadline to sign up is today,
but applications will be accepted until April seventeenth. To sign
up for a Waso Cares Day, go to Cityofawasso dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
The Cleveland Browns and a veteran quarterback Joe Flacco have
reached agreement on a one year, four million dollar contract,
His agent, Joe Linta, told the ESPNS Adam Schefter this morning.
The deal returns Flacco to Cleveland, where he won the
NFL's Comeback Player of the Year award in twenty twenty three.

(01:11:49):
The contract can be worth up to thirteen million dollars
with incentives.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
I mean, this guy is he can't be taken away. Yeah,
and it's unclear whether Deshaun's gonna play.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
He's yeah, he's still rehabbing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Well and he reinjured his achilles, so it's unclear whether
he can even he'll be even ready to play this season.

Speaker 15 (01:12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
So I guess who Flacco it is? Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
And that's your boss of the Wall Sports. I'm lindsay
in ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbyn. We got the
blessing to speak to Maynard yesterday, which was which was
all right, And he's going to be in town with
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we're giving away beer for Frigiday Friday. Why did you
have to call nine one one case a lineing Google
Summer Shandy could be yours bmmss and whatever that is
to eight two, nine four five. Now it's time for
Taste of Time trivia. This is where we have to

(01:14:08):
answer questions, some provided by us. You probably get them
wrong and get shocked. If you get them correct, you're
good to go. Last week, Gimpy was the last person
to go, so he will be drawing the first name
on who will be hooked up, and that is going
to be Lindsay. So Lindsay's going to get the device

(01:14:29):
attached to her leg and GIMPI will be asking the questions.
And there are three questions. These are all written by us,
but they're randomly put in a bowl, so you have
no idea which one you're going to get, and you
think they're easy because you know them, and then you
and then you have no idea that you even wrote

(01:14:50):
that question down, and they are Is there occasional one
that you feel like you will know and you're like, ah,
all right, Question one, Question number one Lindsay. Which animated
Jungle Adventure features Gray Brother lurking among the trees. Which
animated Jungle Adventure features Gray Brother lurking among the trees.

(01:15:16):
You look at me like I just crapped on the floor.
Did you say gray gray, as in the color gray
Brother lurking among the trees.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
The Jungle Cruise?

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Final answer, which animated Jungle Adventure features gray brother lurking
among the trees? You said the Jungle Cruise. The answer
is the Jungle Book. Oh that pretty fast.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Well, I was thinking of the ride the Jungle.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
No idea, what that is? You never heard of it? Yeah?
The ride?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Yeah, based off of the Jungle Book.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
So is that a movie?

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
The ride?

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Yeah, that makes sense. I had no idea. I had
no idea. Yeah, I would have made a guess. Yeah,
thank you. I would have made a guess, but I
would have never figured it out on what on what
it was? I figured the Jungle Adventure would be the Dead.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Givil Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Did you bark like a dog? No, a big dog?

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Woof, woof, woof woof.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Hop on one Leggy, All right, lindsay you're reading for
number two? Yeah, Lendsy, what luxury bag is known to
be an investment better than gold?

Speaker 13 (01:16:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Burkin? Final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Obviously your question, which luxury bag is known to be
an investment better than gold, you said, Burke And the
answer is Burkin. Why is that so?

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Dude? They because they start they start at like sixty grand.

Speaker 13 (01:16:51):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
And if I'm not mistaken, you just can't go buy
a No, you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Make an appointment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Really, and they do a credit check. No, no, no, no,
you don't need you get You don't even get to
make it an appointment. You have to be asked to
make an appointment. Yeah, you don't. Like, let's just say
you had the money you wanted to buy one for
your girl. Nope, you can't do it. So they don't
have a store in them all like or Kate Spade.
You know, I'm not going to find a burking bag
at the ross, you know?

Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
On the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Better get it? All right? That in mine? All right?
Last one here, make it a good one. There's two
for the price one. Here you go, Lindsay. I bet
you do, nasty Lindsay. Named the cartoon artist created that
created Woody would Pecker? Cartoon artists kidding me that created

(01:17:38):
Woody would Pecker?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Woody would Pecker is way before my time?

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Wow, Name the cartoon artist that created Woody would Picker?
Maybe just start with cartoon character creators.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
You know, yeah, Walt Disney, and that I don't believe
was he was more of a Looney Tunes type, but
it wasn't Woody Woodpecker. I don't think I've ever seen

(01:18:26):
a Woody Woodpecker on a Disney campus.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Name the cartoon artist that created Woody Woodpecker.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
But you know what, I'll say, Walt Disney because that's
the only cartoon artist I know of that's coming to mind.
And maybe he sold the rights to someone else. Maybe
the artist's name is Woody Woody, Woody Nielsen.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Harroldson, The name the cartoon artist that created Woody Woodpecker.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Woody O'Neil wood lived in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
A tree, or any of your actual answers, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Naming him after himself wouldn't be a horrible idea.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Name the artists that created Woody Woodpecker, and Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Is a semi common name in Hollywood, but John like no, no, no,
there's also a.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Meal would be a more common name. Are there other
Woodies out there besides Woody Harlson? What he say? That's
Willy's wood won.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
What do you Wonka? Who's the unt with his adopted daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yes you do? Okay, yeah, okay, that makes sense. And okay,
he's playing a banjo. Three oh yeah. Okay, so there's
three famous Woodies. No, we went from there, Arntney. How
many do we need?

Speaker 8 (01:20:07):
As we are learning there are more and more? Uh
keep thinking, lindsay, all right, you're still on the hook here.
Name the artist that created Woody Woodpecker.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Shell Silver. No, he was a writer. I don't think he.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Did his an it's up to my knee. The guitarist
for Corrosion of Conformity. Yeah, oh yeah, wood He is
not a common dant wood he page the journalist. Okay, yeah,
I've read their work.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Walt Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Final answer, all right, name the cartoonists that that created
Woody Woodpecker, you said, Walt Disney. The answer is wall
wal Walter Lands, Walter Lands. Yeah. For the record, the
Woody Woodpecker Show has was on till nineteen ninety seven. Yeah,

(01:21:02):
but that's not before your time. And then it was
on from ninety nine to two thousand and two, and
then it's on again from twenty eighteen to twenty twenty two.
I understand what you're gonna say. When it started, the
Peanuts started before you were born, but you that was
not before your time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
But that doesn't mean so when it started, when it
was developed? Who created him before?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
You never watch Woody Woodpecker grow? I did? I did?
You never watch the credits?

Speaker 12 (01:21:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
I had no idea? Is that your question was? Yeah,
I had no idea who it was. I would have
never gotten that right lands there you go, you'll remember
it now. Yeah, all right, lindsay you need to pick
the next person that is going to be going.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
That will be Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Huh hooray. I'm so excited and that everybody switch that time.
There you go, you take that. We'll get it together
one of these. While he's doing that, we're giving away
beer frigging a Friday? Why did you have to call
nine one one case aligning Google Summer Shandy could be
yours BMMS and whatever that is to eight two, nine
four five for freakin' a Friday. Some delicious beer always

(01:22:10):
makes the weekend better. Gimbi's getting strapped on there, and
let's check and make sure that he's attached, and I'll
get the first question ready. Okay, we're good. I'm sitting
here waiting for a shock to happen. Damn it in
the land before time. What valley are the dinosaurs on

(01:22:30):
a quest to reach?

Speaker 13 (01:22:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Jeez, okay, okay, Land Before Time? That's that little feel like,
really challenging questions, not mine, the Great It's not the
Great Divide, that's a ban.

Speaker 10 (01:22:46):
The.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Great beyond, the Great Beyond. Final answer. I've never seen
this movie, The Land Before Time? What valley are the
dinosaurs on a quest to reach? You said the Great beyond,
the Great Beyond. The answer is the great Valley? Oh,
son of a bitch. Wow, that's your question too? Is

(01:23:13):
that one down longer? Yes? I knew it was the
Great something another great valley? Damn that guy. Then the
little foot watches his grandparents die.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Of Walter Lance.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I can't believe you've never seen that movie. Here's another one,
oh man, that was question one. Question two. In English,
lice is the plural of what word? In English? Oh?
In English, lice is the plural of what word? So

(01:23:46):
like the English language, not Spanish. Your deduced skills are impeccable. Yeah,
I believe. And you said the single version singular version
in English, lice is the plural of what word. Okay,
that would be laos laos. If you remember the book
The Laus and the mouse. You read it in school,

(01:24:13):
did you? Now? I have no idea what you're talking about.
The you're forced to read about a mouse with a
louse on it. It's got lice and a little lice.
The louse hitches a little ride and lives on the mouse.
And I can't believe that you never read that disks
final answer laos. In English, lice is the plural of

(01:24:34):
what word you said, laos? The correct answer is laos?
Is that your Is that your question too? I've been
shocked once. Come on his own question?

Speaker 15 (01:24:48):
Two impossible questions? All right, Oh, get out of here,
come on, let's have it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Well, there's hope for you, ben.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Sure it always works that way. Which US state is?
Should I read what's on the card or on the
Which US state is known as the Sunshine State? Which
US state in known as the Sunshine State? I believe
it's supposed to say, is the Sunshine State? I believe

(01:25:27):
California is the Golden State. Lly, I'm going to go
out on a limb and I'm going to say Florida.
Final answer? Which US state is known as the Sunshine State?

(01:25:51):
You took the wild guess just for that? A Florida
the correct answer is Florida. Hooray. Why do you guys
seem so disturbing? Is that your question to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Possibly just because he always says he does the pace
or whatever and ah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Son of a. Hey, listen, congratulations, you won the lottery
today and that's that's your that's your win. I got
shocked once. That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
It was your own question.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
It was a sweep. I would have been yes, lottery
is mine. I'm gonna go buy ittle good news then
today opportunities out there? That's right. Why did you have
to call nine one one bmms? And whatever that is
to eight two nine four five case aligning Google Summer
Shandy could be yours. When we come back, it'll be
my turn to go for Taser time trivia.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with The Big Man Morning
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Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Km o T Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning
Show night at eight four six o KMOD. You can
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(01:27:15):
beer for friggin a Friday. Why did you have to
call nine one one A case of lineing Coogle Summer
Shandy is up for grabs and we will draw another
winner coming up here in a little bit. I've got
two more left, and we're going to talk to Maynard. Actually,
we're gonna replay when we talked to Maynard, which was
we did that yesterday afternoon. Overwhelmingly, there is one thing
that people are texting a lot that they have done.

(01:27:37):
I had to call nine one, one four. Maybe we'll
get to it, I don't know, but definitely by the
end of the show. I'll tell you what it is.
BMMS and whatever that is to eight two, nine four
five could get you a case of line in Google Summer. Shandy,
all right, Third and final stage of Taser Time Trivia.
I'm ready to go. We've tested it. Lindsay's got the
first question.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Question one, What app is identified by a little ghost mascot?

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
I have never used this. I am familiar with it.
I know a lot of people. At one time it
was massive. I even followed the stock ticker on it
and saw yesterday it's quite low in price now. And
that is Snapchat. Final answer, What.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
App is identified by a little ghost mascot? You say
Snapchat and the answer is Snapchat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
I've never used it. You're missing out on the filters man.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Yeah, that's all it's good for.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
I don't know if I am. I feel pretty fulfilled
with my life. You never wanted to look like an
ogre before. Let me, you never want to look more
like an over before? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Question two? Which platform allows users to create and follow.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Boards like lumber boards?

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Which platform allows users to create and follow boards?

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
I know there, there's there. I know there's substack, but
I don't think that that's a board that's more of
like a blog thing. And then I wish I could
look at my phone because I think I have it
and it's not boards like you think, like a man,

(01:29:40):
there is a I think I have this app and
I'm trying to remember what it's called. A lot of
people use this.

Speaker 13 (01:29:49):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Then there's the other one where you could always you
could see a lot of newdies. Oh you know what's
that one? For research? I am not remembering the name
of it in this moment. Oh my gosh, this I
feel like it's right over here behind my nose, and like, ah,

(01:30:14):
I can't. I'm gonna say substack. That's not act, it's
not correct. Final answer substack.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Which platform allows you to create and follow boards substack.
The correct answer is pinterest.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
You probably do have that on your phone, don't. I
do have that on my phone. But that's not what
I was thinking about. I was thinking of something else.
You go there, you go a little bit of a delay.
There there's another one. Yeah, that makes sense because Pinterest
you pen things to a board, okay, and it's like
mostly like recipes and fashion stuff, right, Okay, Yeah, I

(01:30:56):
was trying to look real quick to see discord is
what I was thinking, isn't the one with the nudies.
I believe there are some nudies on there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Question three, Which two David's face off in the final
round of American Idol Season seven?

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Oh hail, one of them's from here? No, yes, one
of them's from here?

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Which two David's face off in the final round of
American Idol Season seven?

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
He was short, he was a little tiny guy. Blaine
is not correct, for the record, that's the street magician
you like my music. Of course, Gray isn't correct. That's
David Gray. David Gray isn't correct, as in, what a
crazy question this is.

Speaker 11 (01:32:00):
Of him?

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
I know for sure he has served me. I don't
even know how many beers when he was a bartender
at Rehab. But the other one I can't recall the
name of that's fun because I've got one in my head.
Oh's ah, man, I'm gonna go with my first gut,

(01:32:25):
but I don't feel like that's accurate. So it's a
David Cook and David Gray final answer.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Which to David's face off in the final round of
American Idol Season seven. You said David Cook and David
Gray and the correct answer David Cook and David Archi
Letta Archiletta.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Yeah, damn it. Yeah, yeah, I would have gotten wrong
because I would cold. It was the name that was
in my head, so not Archi Letta. But it was weird.
And he was the short one. Yeah, he was just one.
He was really good. Yeah, he was my favorite. Good
enough not good enough?

Speaker 14 (01:33:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Neither was the David Cook guy. He didn't win, did
he he? Yeah, but I don't know what he held
that a little along there time, I did not. I
just pushed the button because I've already pushed it once
and that didn't work. H Yeah, David Cook used to
be a bartender at Rehab, and I remember when we
would go there and he was like, hey man, I'm

(01:33:32):
gonna go Troy on American And I was like, oh
that's cool man, Good for you, brother, and uh he
went came back and still bartended for a little bit
because he couldn't do anything yet, and uh he was like,
I'm gonna quit. We're gonna and he took some of
his friends with him, and uh, Neil, a really great guitarist,
went with him and went on to be a guitarist
in metal bands and stuff like, Yeah, I believe he's

(01:33:52):
still doing it. I wonder what he's doing now. I
think he's still rights. He does a lot of writing
I'm not mistaken, got you, got you? Yeah, so very cool.

Speaker 10 (01:34:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
I had to give two answers. By the way, I'm
not a big fan of that question. Why did you
have to call nine one one a case? A line
of Google Summer Shandy could be yours bmms and whatever
that is to eight two, nine four five will take
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Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The Assault
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Speaker 8 (01:34:19):
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Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Coming up, we're gonna speak with Maynard from plus A
for a perfect circle tool. He's going to be in
town for say Santa and we'll get to that coming
up right during Willy Nilly. Right now though, we're getting
away beer freaking a Friday. Good Less. He is on
the line, Hey, Less.

Speaker 7 (01:35:13):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
I'm good, Good morning, Good morning, Less. Why did you
have to call nine one one?

Speaker 14 (01:35:21):
It seems like I have to call nine one one
almost on a daily basis. I'm an umpire to talk
with you guys before about this. People in the stands
are idiots. I'm sorry, they're idiots. They think they know
more about the game in five minutes than I will
all day. And the biggest argument we get is over

(01:35:41):
the strike zone. Yeah yeah, I'm like two feet behind
the plate, watching dead into the strike zone and they're
fifty sixty eighty one hundred feet away, looking through a
chain link fence and at the world's worst angle and

(01:36:03):
think they can see it better than I can. Yell
and scream at us, and up up to a point,
it's okay, you know, we know that's part of the
part of it. But when they start yelling out, I'm
gonna kill you, you suck me that kind of stuff,
it gets ridiculous and they get up to the fence
and start shaking the fence and yelling and screaming and

(01:36:25):
all that. I had a guy full of knife on
me one time over a strike zone call.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
And how much do you paid per game?

Speaker 14 (01:36:35):
It depends on the level of the game. On average,
on average fifty bucks a game for about an hour
to an hour and fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
And to get a knife pulled on you, right.

Speaker 14 (01:36:48):
Had a knife pulled on me one time. I had
a guy sick his dog on me one time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
And so when you call the police, who You're like, hey,
can you come here and help me get to my car?

Speaker 14 (01:37:04):
So I have had a police escort out of town,
lights and sirens to get me out of town as
fast as possible before What town?

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
What town?

Speaker 12 (01:37:14):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
What town were you in?

Speaker 14 (01:37:18):
Bristow?

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Yeah, the phone cut out. We couldn't hear. We thought
you said soul, which didn't seem right. There's a famous
Twitter and page umpire scorecards, and they will score umpires
in Major League Baseball and overwhelmingly I've never seen one
under ninety percent. Most of the time, they're ninety seven
ninety six percent accuracy. It's wild.

Speaker 14 (01:37:41):
Yeah, we are right much much more than we are wrong.
Do we blow a call every now? Of course we do.
We're forgetting human. We're going to blow a call every
now and then. But you are correct. Overwhelmingly. We are
right ninety five to ninety eight percent of the time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
Yeah, uh well, we're gonna hook you up. Man, gi
me go ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get.
While at I a psychedelic bender. I almost had a
call nine one one because I was freaking out. Man.
Luckily then Giant Chicken talk me down. Enjoying this case, Atlanta,
Google Summer Shandy back to you, hand line man, so
gimpee can get your info and have a fantastic weekend. Yeah,

(01:38:24):
you gonna lie a weird connection there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Do you know King Griffy Junior is Lindsay baseball player.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
You have famous baseball player. He is an Augusta at
the Masters. Really, yes, I said the same thing. I
was like, no kidding, he's a fan. He's no, No,
he's not there as a fan. He playing, He's not playing.
He's participating though, but he's not playing. He is a photographer.
He's the official photographer for the Masters.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Huh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
So he's apparently he took that up after retirement and
you know, has all the crazy equipment and he's shooting
probably for their social or whatever. But yeah, he's he's
actively involved in the Masters. That's neat right, Oh second win,
not just you know, resting sitting on his butt. Right. Well,

(01:39:15):
you think Ken Griffy Junior's not worth this? That's fun
because that's before contracts were wild.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Yeah, maybe twenty five million ooh, Jersey sales.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
I don't know if that included Jersey sales then oh.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Right, okay, I'll stick with twenty five mil video games.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Then he had a base like Super Nintendo kN Griffy
Baseball back in the day. Yeah, no, that's good too.
I think Lindsay's probably right, but I'm gonna go to
fifty mil. Okay, says here it's forty five okay, which
is still good. Still good. Off the skepticism in your voice, Well,
I mean when we talk about movie stars and stuff

(01:39:54):
that are up in the hollywoods, you know, forty five
seems like it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
But he's still an lister.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Yeah you have, you have a forty five million. Now
networth is a fudge number, right, Like, that doesn't That
doesn't mean he has forty five million dollars cash. That
means collectively the things he has, including money, is about
forty five million dollars. Yea, But he could easily have
a couple houses. Let's just say he had forty five
million dollars. You buy a house for two million and

(01:40:21):
then no house payments. Sure right, you still got to
pay taxes or whatever, but still right, yeah, property tax
or whatever. You could you could live maybe not in
LA You're not in Houston or Dallas. You could buy
a pretty nice house in the burbs. Yeah right. One
of my favorite things to watch is when teams are
going to like the Super Bowl, and they'll show fan

(01:40:43):
video of players leaving their homes and like people lining
the street and you know, not the the Patrick Mahomes
or the Aaron Rodgers or the or the Jalen Hurts,
but the other guys. And they live in like regular neighborhoods, right,
I mean nice upscale neighborhoods, but just regular old neighborhoods

(01:41:04):
where you know, the house is less than a half acre, yeah,
maybe even a quarter of an acre and where you
you know, you pay probably something to mow your yard,
but it isn't a big yard.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
They might be walking their garbage can to the end
of the driveway on their way house.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Yeah, not room for a for a maid, right right.
They a living induplexes either, Yeah, they're not living no, no,
some of them are. There are a couple of players
that still live pretty modestly. There's one player I think
it's Jalen Hurts actually still drives the same car that
he did in college. And there are some guys that

(01:41:39):
do that. But I think you get to a point
where you're like you're just being because you clearly will
spend money on things. Absolutely, Oh hail. Jalen Hurts drives
a bmw M, a Competition Oh good, allowed Mustang, and
a Nissan Titan. He also owns a used Cadillac CTS.
It says his inmate competition is a special isle of

(01:42:00):
Man green metallic coloring. Well, that's nice because of you
know Eagles, right aj brown? Oh wow, what year Hondas right? Uh,
it doesn't say it doesn't go that in depth. Yeah,
but I'm sure he moved on. And the thing is like,

(01:42:22):
if you're that person where you dig in, like I'm
not moving on with the car. You still spend money
on other things, right, You just feel like that's where
your money's best placed.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Right Right, You're not drinking well whiskey or well vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
You very well could be and also drive a Honda Civic,
but you believe in having burkenbags for all your ladies,
right right. Your priorities, Yeah, they're just a little different.
All right, Let's see what Lindsay has for Balls to
the Wall sports.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
A woman from Jefferson Parish in New Orleans has been
a q used of stalking a woman romantically linked to
Pelican stars Zion Williamson. Sours Is say that Akeem Love
has been accused of hitting the woman and egging her house.
On Monday, Love reportedly entered Williamson's house, grabbed the victim's hair,

(01:43:18):
and hit her with keys, leaving the victim with facial
lacerations and torn off fingernails. In court, Love was slapped
with formal charges of home invasion, aggravated a battery, and stalking.
Williamson is in the midst of another injury plagued season,
appearing in just thirty games this year. AMC This ons

(01:43:41):
for You, Gimpy. AMC Networks is getting into the sports
documentary game the company. The company has ordered a four
part docuseries looking back at the San Francisco forty nine ers,
a dynastic run in the NFL of the nineteen eighties
and nineties, titled Gold Rush. This series comes from AMC

(01:44:01):
Studios and sky Dance Sports and counts Tom Brady among
its executive producers. NFL Films, Religion of Sports and Brady's
one ninety nine productions are also involved. This is a
docuseriies that has the stakes, storylines, and scale to stand
alongside our scripted dramas in the best way possible, said
Dan McDermott, the President of Entertainment and AMC Studios for

(01:44:24):
AMC Networks. What an opportunity to bring these remarkable championship
seasons back to life in a way that could only
be possible with this dream team of producing partners. We've
seen some incredibly entertaining and authoritative sports documentaries in recent years,
and we will do that proud history justice with a
series worthy of this team, this city, these unforgettable personalities,

(01:44:46):
and one of football's most storied dynasties.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
So they've They also did Enigma, the Aaron Rodgers one
that was on Netflix. Yeah, they did Football as a Family,
the Kelsey Story. They did the Air Move. Okay, what
Matt Damon about Jordan Okay, oh yeah, they did one
called America's Team The Gambler about Dion Sanders. They're doing
one apparently about Jerry Jones. Oh so they have the Cloud,

(01:45:15):
I think too. Did you believe they're going to do
it right?

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Yeah, that's good. That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Scotti. Scheffler sixty two foot birdie put on the par
three fourth hole of his opening round of the Masters
yesterday was one for the history books. The reigning Masters
champion has made birdie or better on every hole at
Augusta National after sinking that monster putt. It only took
him twenty one career rounds to achieve this feat, which

(01:45:41):
is pretty spectacular. Scheffler got the Master's crowd roaring early
in his first round when he nailed the sixty foot
sixty two foot birdie putt. The par three fourth hole,
named Flowering Crab, Apple, plays for two hundred and forty
yards and isn't known for being an easy hole to
Bertie in last year's Masters, golfer's only birdied at sixteen times.

(01:46:04):
Scheffler will definitely be one to watch this weekend as
he aims to win his third Masters to become just
the ninth golfer in history to win at least three
Green Jackets in his career. Currently he's sitting second.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Freddy Couples shot one under seventy one. Oh, he's sixty
five by the way, Wow, it's good for Oh, it's
the first round. Man. There's a big difference between today,
yesterday and Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
And that's your boss at the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
in ninety seven to five km o D.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six Oh k m O D.

Speaker 8 (01:46:50):
You can also text THEMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five, Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
Good morning Gorbyn. Happy fourth porn star birthday to Kylie Rocket.
See who she makes blast off in Big Dong the
witches fed and hanging and banging and also melts in
her mouth for good.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Morning Gimpy, Good morning Gorbin. You don't want to miss
when Lincoln Park comes to town at the Bok Center Monday,
April twenty eighth. Get your tickets at b okaysinto dot com.
All right, we're gonna do willy nilly. We'll do some
willing nilly and then we'll talk with Maynard about say
Santa that will be here on May first. Anything you

(01:47:38):
want to talk about, bring up something new, go back
to something. It's completely up to you. Anything that you
want to talk about.

Speaker 8 (01:47:48):
One of the guys that was in the Masters, he
had to go to the he'd argue he was in
trouble because the text on his hat was upside down
and apparently the people at Augusta.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
Don't like that.

Speaker 8 (01:47:58):
Yeah, And then he had to go pee, and so
he snuck off into the wood like the tree line
and went to go there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
And he was like, ah, we already in trouble. Whatever.
I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
There are some sports that are steeped in their like
rules and stuff like that. Even the NFL, to be honest,
they have a very strict clothing policy and you have
to wear your socks.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
A certain way, in your jersey a certain way, and
if you don't do that, you get a penalty. Sorry,
you get fine. Jalen Hurts got in trouble because his
shoes were not the color scheme that his outfit was. Huh.
So every sport has pretty strict rules on what you
can and cannot do, right, I think with that case,
like Jalen Hurts, you're wearing your uniform. It shouldn't matter

(01:48:46):
what your shoes look like or something that you know
is comfortable for you. And yeah, you like, except it's
in the name uniform, uniform. It like everything's trying to
look you're trying to make clear this is a different
Well I'm on one not the other, right, But every
sport had Tennis is that way, Baseball is that way.

(01:49:08):
Remember we we had the story about the Yankees and
they are going to allow beards. I mean yeah, So
just because golf it feels because it's a I guess
you may it's steen think of it as a rich
person's sport. You might go, well, yeah, that's exactly what
it was. But every sport is entrenched with something like that.

(01:49:32):
Willing Nelly. Anything you want to talk about, bring up
something new, go back to something. What's the weirdest thing
you'd buy if you won the lottery tomorrow? And if
I remember, it's the power balls tomorrow, right, or is
Mega millions tomorrow?

Speaker 7 (01:49:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
I don't play power Ball is Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Okay, so Mega.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Mega millions is tonight if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 8 (01:49:58):
And that one is seventy two, so once eighty one
seventy What would you do, lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
The weirdest thing I'd buy? I think it would have
to be a salon style shampoo sink, so you know,
you sit down and you know when you go and
they shampoo your head. I would buy one of those
type of sinks for my home, so me and my
husband could give each other a shampoos.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
Would you get chairs too?

Speaker 13 (01:50:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
Yeah, okay, well set up. Oh okay, you just said
the sinks.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
Yeah, uh okay, it's weird, right, I.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
Mean, yeah, I can't imagine your husband would want to
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
But okay, oh he's mentioned it before.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Listen, No, I hear you. I I it is enjoyable
to get that your hair washed that way. Yeah, but
it's pretty easy to just do in the shower too,
That is true, Stan, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
But it's it's weird. I mean, we do have a
seat in the shower, but it's it's hard. It's hard
because then you'rederstanding. It's not the shower's not big enough.
I mean, I can do it myself, yeah, but having
someone else to do it for you is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
Ain't that the truth?

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
I mean it would be nice my wife rubbed my feet.
But what about you give be what's the weirdest thing.
The first thing that popped into my head was a
shrunken head collection. That is literally what I was picky. Yes,
all right, you can have it. Okay, fine, I'll take
the shrunken head collection. I think that's that's funny and

(01:51:35):
interesting and weird, and especially if you can get them
like molded after celebrities or something, be like this is
my shrunken head of Keanu Reeves, and this is my
shrunken head of Pameland or Center whatever. Yeah, that's awesome.
Anything that's on an infomercial, like a sham wow. Yeah

(01:51:58):
right now, it's that air compressor that looks like a
drill thing. Uh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Seeing an on TikTok shop. I want to buy it, yeah,
I know. And what I'm gonna keep it in my
car and then the battery is gonna die out, and
then I'm gonna actually, yeah, yeah, it makes it makes
no sense. Would you rather be chased by one very

(01:52:20):
fast snail or one hundred slow but persistent turtles.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Are they snapping turtles?

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
Nope, We're just going with what we have, by one
very fast snail or one hundred slow but persistent turtles.
They don't stop. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
I'm not afraid of turtles. I actually like turtles. I
like doodles. I'm gonna take the turtles.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
One hundred turtles. Yeah, gimpy, I too. Am going to
go with the turtles, right, Not because they're slow or persistent,
but I think it would be hilarious to have a
hundred little turtles following me everywhere I go. I go
to the mall, here's my entourage of turtles behind me. Right,
I go to the bar, here's my entourage of turtles. Hey,

(01:53:12):
I'll take a butt light, all right, and I'm going
to need a hundred rounds of salt water eventually, pond
water whatever for my friends. Yeah, eventually, eventually. Yeah, they'll
catch it. I got a hundred more common with me.
They'll be here in a minute. Go to the GC
me my hundred turtles. Yeah, I'll take the one snail

(01:53:36):
and just cover it in salt, leave a trail of
salt behind it, and then that will be the end
of it. One hundred turtles. Turtles can be mean, yes,
snapping or otherwise. How big are they? Right? That's the
other thing am I gonna have to you know, conav
part of the parking lot still fantastic, even if they're

(01:53:59):
a giant turtle, you know what I mean? I think
that's that's awesome. And how they're gonna follow me? They
can't get up here, they can't reach the button for
the elevator, sit their way. God, sorry, I'm la guys, turtles.
Yesterday we had the chance to talk with Maynard from

(01:54:21):
Toole and A Perfect Circle and puss Afer and he'll
be in town with two of those bands and Primus
at the Bok Center on May first for se Santa.
And I knew going in that this interview was gonna
be probably the most challenging interview I'd ever had, and
I knew that the odds were stacked against me, and

(01:54:44):
we talked about it briefly. He's just a guy who
doesn't do very many radio interviews, and I saw him
do an interview with an eight year old girl and
he stonewalled her.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
An eight year old.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
It's a pretty great video. It's the other videos that
are out there of him stonewalling other interviews he's done. So, uh,
it is what it is. This is us speaking with Maynard.
Don't forget to see the tour when it comes to
the Bok Center on May first. Maynard, how are you good? Good?
Thank you for talking with us about say Santa coming

(01:55:19):
to the Bok Center on May first. And I was
looking at some of the other shows and you've had
special guests set up to show up, Billy Strings being
one of them, some guys from your other bands, is there?
Do you plan that ahead of time? How far out
do you work that?

Speaker 11 (01:55:36):
A lot of it just comes down to logistics of
who's available that day, if somebody shows up, and you
can only plan so much because if the person's busy
and then something comes up, you don't want to tell
anybody about it and then they can't show up there.
He's disappointed. So it does come down to almost last minute.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Yeah, and I and I know there's a lot of
planning that goes into this tour, but you guys kind
of do a good job. Well, no, you do a
good job of making it feel not rehearsed and planned.
With everybody on stage, how much of that is still
planned and how much of that is improvised in the moment.

Speaker 11 (01:56:13):
Well, you know, you know, we're pretty professional people. You know,
he's talking about the guests or the or the show with.

Speaker 1 (01:56:18):
The three of you got the three bands on stage.

Speaker 11 (01:56:22):
Oh well, we just know each other for years, so
it just it's like hanging out with friends. That's so,
that's that's pretty seamless. And you know, these guys have
been playing for decades, so the butterflies for the most
part are gone, you know, so just kind of enjoy yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Yeah, it definitely looks like you guys are having fun.
I don't I dare use the term like music revival
happening on stage, But it looks like you guys are
having fun on stage and just celebrating music.

Speaker 11 (01:56:53):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
Yes, Uh, I'm I'm a I do jiu jitsu. I
know you are in jiu jitsu black belt on your
own place, and would you have been able to do
this if you hadn't been uh where you are in
jiu jitsu now? Could you have done this in your
earlier years of the bands.

Speaker 11 (01:57:15):
I'm not sure I answer that.

Speaker 12 (01:57:16):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:57:17):
I think, you know, we can always we can always
pretend we can understand things in hindsight. And if you'd
known something ten years before, where would you be? But
then it would change the trajectory. So those are always uh, unanswerable.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
I think.

Speaker 11 (01:57:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
I don't know because I know, I know, I know
for me, like I didn't start my jiu jitsu JOURNEYU
til I was like forty five, forty six, and it's
definitely made me calmer and understand that you can't push
things through. And I didn't know if that kind of
represent because with the wine making is the same thing.
I mean, you have to be calm and patient, and

(01:57:54):
I was just curious if that would have been possible
as a younger version of you.

Speaker 11 (01:58:00):
I guess that's it has more to do with age,
I guess, and and your and your level of patience.
I don't know, I don't know, do you.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
Is there a thought process you had in your thirties
that you don't use anymore?

Speaker 11 (01:58:20):
Yeah, I'm sure like there was different. There's different agendas,
different different goals, so you just you adjust as you go.
As far as your physically, what your body can handle
and what it can't. Everything adjusts, you know, the height
of the height of ladders, what you what you choose

(01:58:43):
to pick up and don't choose to pick up. Touring
definitely the kind of things. You know, just pizza every
night is just not going to cut it now.

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
And when you do a show, like you're getting ready
to do for First, as Santa admit May first at
to be okay center, what does the preparation look like
the night before a show.

Speaker 11 (01:59:06):
Well, the preparation doesn't start the night before the show.
It starts now. I have to prepare for this tour now.
So for me to be on point for May first,
I have to be I have to be preparing last week.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
Well, and what's that look like for you? Because I
would imagine, like you said earlier, you can't do the
pizza night before. Do you have a workout regimen? How
does that look?

Speaker 11 (01:59:31):
Yeah, just making sure you're paying attention to diet, trying
to make sure you're paying attention to your sleep regiment,
the water intake, because you know on the road it's
sleep water and you know, as a vocalist, shut up,
like you know, stop talking, drink water, get some good sleep,

(01:59:52):
don't go crazy, and then as far as the work
out is concerned, you know, you can't go it's sixty one,
shouldn't be doing CrossFit, that's just kind of dumb. But
you know, simple things like Lauren Landau has the dandout
performance in Denver. Those guys have given me quite a

(02:00:13):
few tips and insights and videos to follow as far
as low impact strength and conditioning. So you know, you
just kind of follow those kind of things where you
can actually get in shape without risking injury.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
When you're on the road, do you find like a
dojo to go and practice that to keep the vigilion
Brazilian jujits who go in or do you just kind
of you know, in your hotel.

Speaker 11 (02:00:39):
Or lost you there for a second.

Speaker 1 (02:00:40):
Apologies, Oh, no worries man. I was just asking if
you're on the w when you're on the road. When
you're on the road, do you find a dojo somewhere,
like a local dojo when you go like you're coming
to Tulsa. Will you find a spot here in Tulsa
may first when you're in town to work out and
continue your routine or is that something that you just
kind of do in the comfort of your your hotel

(02:01:01):
or or backstage, in your in your your dressing room
or whatever.

Speaker 11 (02:01:05):
It all depends on. It all depends on the timing, right,
Because if I'm rolling into a gig that morning, uh
and we have you know, we have all the work
to do for that day, most likely I'm not going
to leave site to go train somewhere. Probably train on
site before the show, and not very hard because you've
got a show, right.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
You don't want to overwork yourself.

Speaker 11 (02:01:28):
All all focuses on that three hours. Everything has to
be around that three hours. So but if there's a
day off, it all depends on you know, how your
body's feeling. So if you have feeling okay, then maybe
I visit a local friends gym. But it's all about
you know who you know and friends. I mean, I'm
sure you've heard people like Craig Jones and Gordon Ryan

(02:01:52):
talk about the limited number of people they actually train with.

Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
Right, You've got to trust somebody that you're gonna roll with,
especially if it's the day before show, our day. Oh yeah, yeah,
you don't want no spazy white belt getting in there.

Speaker 11 (02:02:08):
No, no, no, that's that's where that's when you carry
a taser in.

Speaker 13 (02:02:11):
Your ge.

Speaker 1 (02:02:14):
As a three stripe white. I appreciate that that you know, I.

Speaker 11 (02:02:17):
Will, I will, I will I will literally tase you.

Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
Yeah, duly noted, I will. I will never accept the
opportunity for you to do that. Uh, you are your
shows are metigulous.

Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
Doesn't matter the band and everything you do, you can
clearly see you care immensely about how do you measure
success of a show at the conclusion, So with say
Santa that's going to be at the b Ok Scenariome. First,
How when the show's over and you walk off stage,
what will be the measurement of success for that night?

Speaker 11 (02:02:49):
Well, every you know, every tingle, every single song has
at least one moment in it that you can't quite
seem to get right every night, and so that's the
constant struggle of making just trying to get that thing right.
So that'll be the measure when you walk off. How
many of those things did I did I get right tonight?

(02:03:12):
How many? How many of those things can I improve on?
And if somebody, if everybody else is having a bad night,
You guys don't notice it out there, It doesn't really
translate for you. Usually everything's fine. You know, the songs
and we we presented them, but you know, for us
up there, the individual pieces that we're just trying to
correct and trying to get through and improve. That's that's been.

(02:03:37):
That's kind of a measure after the show is was
I conscious?

Speaker 12 (02:03:41):
Was I in the moment?

Speaker 11 (02:03:42):
Did I Did I do that correct?

Speaker 1 (02:03:45):
Well? I know everybody's looking forward to it. I'm a
I'm a big fan. I've probably seen you as an
artist more than any other artist in the history of
over twenty five years of doing radio. So I'm thankful
for you continuing on and still doing stuff, and and
just the thanks for taking the time to even talk
to us today. We really appreciate you. Didn't have to
do it. So we're very grateful and can't wait to
see you at the Bok Center on May first.

Speaker 11 (02:04:07):
Awesome, Thank you, sir.

Speaker 1 (02:04:08):
Appreciate you, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:04:09):
If you're listening to The Big Mad Morning Show, this
is Tulsa's Morning Show nine KM Molton.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine one,
eight four six o k m D. You can also
text bmms and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five frigging aay Friday. Why did
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(02:04:55):
answer the question and we talked to you on the phone,
why then you have to call nine one one. Travis
is on, Hey Travis, how are you all good?

Speaker 7 (02:05:07):
How you doing today?

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
Good man? Travis? Why did you have to call nine
one one?

Speaker 13 (02:05:12):
Let me take you back in time to nineteen eighty six. Okay,
I was eight years old, and uh my parents, my
mother and my stepdad got back.

Speaker 10 (02:05:23):
From the bar.

Speaker 13 (02:05:24):
Of course, they're drinking, and we could hear them in
the living room finding arguing, and and uh me and
my brother got up and opened the door, and my
mother says she was gonna kill him, she if.

Speaker 14 (02:05:37):
He touched her again.

Speaker 13 (02:05:38):
So we opened the door and I look at my
mother's holding a gun, you know, behind her back. So, yeah, say,
she's gonna shoot him she touches it if he touched
her again. And because they were pretty physical at the time,
and uh so me and my brother we weren't thinking.
We just we crawled out of our bedroom window, ran

(02:06:01):
to the store about two blocks away, and uh, in
our little whitey tidy. I'm pretty sure I had my
thundercat underwear on. He had he man underwear on, like
and uh, we got over there and had uh the
person of working called the note one one and the
cops rushed to us and took us back to the
house and we got pulled up. Of course, they're setting

(02:06:24):
on the front porch hugging it out, and then the
cops were after going on and they you know, they
didn't admit anything was going on. And so the course
being that time and parents ain't to save the days,
we got our butts wore out and grounded for like
a month for going to call the cops.

Speaker 1 (02:06:43):
You got grounded for calling the cops. And and because
what you shouldn't have called the cop, like.

Speaker 13 (02:06:49):
What was there exactly? Yep, yep, all because we would.

Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
Call the cops on them because you were scared.

Speaker 13 (02:06:56):
We were scared that she was gonna shoot kill him.
So we know it. I was only eight years old.

Speaker 1 (02:07:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense man. Uh yeah. And
did they stay together? They didn't up back like killing
each other at all, did they?

Speaker 13 (02:07:12):
Oh no, they still stayed together. Of course, the fights
they were both drugs and stuff. So for the years
and they stayed together. They end up. Yeah, he and
died of food poisoning like six or seven years later.

Speaker 1 (02:07:24):
But what he died of food poisoning?

Speaker 13 (02:07:28):
Yeah, yeah, he did. Uh back back with I can't
remember exactly he was. He was a roof roll his
own roofing company, and he went somewhere to do a
big job. I don't know if it was the when
Florida was building the Disney World there or somewhere else,
but he was doing one of the big jobs and

(02:07:48):
he just died of food poison while.

Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
He was away from and and it was so it
wasn't like somebody accidentally like she didn't poison him? Right now,
and the little little fellow follows, so have you ever
pointed a gun at a partner? Your Okay, thanks for

(02:08:15):
proving that theory. Thanks for proving that theory. Correct man, Gimby,
tell him exactly what he's gonna get.

Speaker 10 (02:08:21):
On.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
Lindsey had a call nine one one when she fell
over and hit her head from being the landtop. Have
you here's a gaselenon gold summer shandy to you guys, Like,
how did I know to ask you that? Huh? Hang
on the line, buddy, So you can get your info. Okay,
thank you, all right, h Lindsey, have you ever pointed

(02:08:43):
a gun at another individual? Yeah, I'm a little nervous
for this next one, Gimby, have you ever pointed a
gun at another individual? Nothing I can remember. Feels like
something you would remember. Yeah, I mean I've stabbed somebody before,
or to somebody's before twice. Yeah, oh I stabbed one.

(02:09:03):
Yeah yeah, but no, not even playing around. Not a
real gun anym. We're not talking bbies. Yeah. Yeah, you
got NERF guns, not NERF guns, not squirters, nothing that
just uh just uh yeah, not a real gun.

Speaker 13 (02:09:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
I'd have to think really hard, because you know, my
brain doesn't like you blocked it out. Maybe maybe so,
But I am ninety nine and a half percent sure
I've never pointed a real gun at anybody.

Speaker 2 (02:09:35):
Wasn't there an incident?

Speaker 1 (02:09:37):
Oh no, that was you almost got shot, right, No,
Corbyn's the one who almost got shot. Yeah, the one
you're trying to remember is involved a gun in the room.
Oh yeah, when I shot the wall, the wall where
my wife at the time would have been sleeping. Yeah, yeah,
but she was not in the room. She was not
in the room. No, no, no, no, no, and it
you know, it accidentally went off in my hand. Yeah.

(02:09:59):
Sometimes Yeah. No, I have never pointed a weapon at
an individual at all. Drawn figures on a on a
on the paper thing, yeah, but an actual human being. No, no,
not even at myself. Oh god, no, no, make sure

(02:10:20):
now I've had a gun pointed at me. I never have.
I've never had once for sure. Two feels it feels
like that's happened a second time. But I'm once. I
can remember the details vividly, and that that was and
pointed at me sounds like give me all your money

(02:10:42):
type of thing.

Speaker 10 (02:10:42):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:10:43):
No, I was in my general direction where I was
with another individual, still close enough. Yeah, that's not a
stat that, like, have you ever had a gun pointed
at you?

Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
Lindsay, No, I've witnessed a gun pointed at my grandparents,
but that was not at me.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
Right, but at you? Yeah. Yeah, that's a weird. That's
a good conversation starter when you're with people like h so,
who here's had a gun pointed at him? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:11:16):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (02:11:17):
I'm just wondering, I'm curious, have you had a gun
pointed at you? Gimpe, not at me? No, not that
I can recall. Yeah, I think a kid calls because
of a gun's out and pointed at somebody. It feels
completely warranted. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, and then you
get dripping grounded for it. Come on, no, no Nintendo
for a month. Yeah, yes, snitch. What is an appropriate punishment?

(02:11:44):
I'll go stand in the corner and put your nose
in a corner for thirty minutes. I think about what
you did. Yeah, yeah, I guess if that value is
important to you, Yeah, any punishment would be warranted. I
probably would be more of like, Okay, why did you call?

(02:12:07):
I was scared? Why were you scared? Because there was
a gun? She wasn't gonna shoot me. Yeah again, I
didn't raise no rat you grounded. I'll teach you. Don't

(02:12:27):
you ever start waving a gun around. All right, we
gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (02:12:34):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back to the Big Mad.

Speaker 1 (02:12:38):
Morning Show, Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 16 (02:12:58):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Shown six KMD.
I'm gonna bring this up just because I think it's fascinating,
and that is Weight Watchers is going to file for bankruptcy.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
Wow, really, people, are like, I'm just gonna stick fat.

Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
After how many years have been in business since nineteen
sixty three?

Speaker 1 (02:13:18):
Wow, Yeah, I do a lot of people still use
the weight Watchers and the Jenny Craigs of the world.
You know what I'm saying, I can. I think with
the introduction of zep bound and waggov and ozempic and
things like that, I think that there's been less of
a need for it, and the system of which we

(02:13:43):
understand on how to lose weight does not correlate with
the what the weight Watchers program is right anymore? Right,
people are trying to get it done and get it
done fast, you know, and not then that's just my opinion,
not put the work in to lose weight. Perhaps you
might be onto something there, but I think there's been

(02:14:03):
a better system figured out on how to lose weight
if you don't want to do the chemical way. That
does not correlate with the way weight Watchers did it.
And they tried to adjust and they just couldn't get there.
And I think the people they were targeting are aging
out right, and the newer people are like, not about it.
I'm not messing with it. Yeah, lose weight the old

(02:14:24):
fashioned way meth I mean, I remember my mom joining
weight watchers.

Speaker 2 (02:14:28):
Yeah, it's got time to calorie count.

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
Right, it was like a whole thing. Well it wasn't
even calorie count really, they weren't even doing it accurately.

Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
And now if you're eating out anyways, there's got calories
listed right on the menu. So it makes it so
much easier. You don't need their program, right all right, lindsay,
what'd you learn today? I learned that a tattooed penis
blows Gimpy's mind and Corbyn got rear ended and it
wasn't a happy ending for the other guy, Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (02:14:58):
What'd you learn today? I learned a urban had to
show an old man his box. And I also learned
that Maria Cobb of Bixby will be joining us in
the Lincoln Park suite. I learned the two things that
I learned are not the same, and that is that
Gimpi is blown away by a penis and also he
he's not afraid of a snake. Corbin saying, make sure

(02:15:21):
that dishwashers look it right? Can I get a.

Speaker 6 (02:15:45):
Nose?

Speaker 11 (02:15:49):
Interpassort new messages?

Speaker 9 (02:15:52):
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