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I think it's safe to say everybody in this room

(04:12):
is seeing Jurassic Park. Yes, oh yeah, most of all
of them. I think there may you'd be one of
the new ones that I haven't watched yet. I think
there's one that just recently came out, isn't there Probably yeah,
like a Jurassic or another Jurassic World. I don't think
i've watched that one yet. I know I've seen the
first one for sure, maybe the second one, and then

(04:34):
that's it. Like, I don't recall seeing any of the others.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
You didn't see the Coins with Chris Pratt.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, definitely not, definitely not. I get it. I don't
need to be sure to replay the story. Yeah, I'm
sure they're very entertaining. I'm sure at some point when
my kids are interested, I will watch them. But no,
I have not seen them. Most people don't remember. Samuel
Jackson was in the first one. I sure was hold
on to your butts, Yes, didn't swear. I don't think

(05:00):
in it at all. No, anyway, I think we all
know how ridiculous that movie is. The idea that they're
bringing dinosaurs back, right, well, in true form you saw
and back to the future when they were talking on
the video screen and how crazy Marty McFly talking to

(05:22):
his boss and the video screen was. And you're like,
that'll never happen. But a lot of us communicate only
that way. Now, Well, they have genetically re engineered dire wolves.
Dire wolves haven't been around for ten thousand years. Yeah,

(05:44):
and dire wolves if you watch Game of Thrones you
will know what they look like, but that those are
dire wolves supposed to be anyway, ideally, yes, and they're
much larger than gray wolves. And scientists have worked really
hard to re engineer them and introduce them back into

(06:09):
the world. And they don't want to stop there. They
want to do wooly mammoths. Yeah, there's big hairy elephants
out there. Yeah, I mean elephant's already Harry. That's a
different topic. But why why do we need wooly mammoths?
Why do we need these? Because it's something that no

(06:32):
man in history has ever seen, written history, recorded history
has ever seen before. So there may be a reason.
Maybe so there was a reason. All I know is
how Jurassic Park ended right, right, And I just don't
see that. I don't see the need. And then where's

(06:53):
where's the end? Where do you stop? That's a very
valid question because if they can do this now, they
didn't do it a lah Jurassic Park where they extract
the DNA from a mosquito that was trapped in it.
You know, we already had the DNA of the dire
wolves right right right, and they combined it with you know,
another gray wolf to make it pretty much basically a

(07:15):
dire wolf ninety eight percent I think is what it was. Yeah,
which you know, Uh, okay, if they could do that,
then what can't they do? Can we have a t
rex roaming around? Sure? Why not? Uh? Is that a
good idea? Probably not? But we don't know how the
dire wolves handle life in the wild. Are they going

(07:39):
to be apex predators? Are we going to have to
worry about them eating us if we go out into
the to the woods, you know what I mean? So
we never mean to know the answer. No, not every
itch needs scratch, right Listen. I learned today that spider
monk we all know what spider monkeys are, Marcel from
friends if you know with Ross, Uh, they're they're cute

(08:01):
little monkeys. A lot of people on them, but a
lot of people misunderstand that monkeys are really strong, including
spider monkeys and in one instance, a spider monkey, a
little cute Marcello little spider monkey ripped a refrigerator door off.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Wow, that's strong.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
That's strong. Very And and I just why why do
I need? Why do we need these wolves to put
them in a zoo? Tell me that's not the reason.
That's not a good reason. That probably is the reason,
to be honest with you.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
And then it will escape, maybe, and then we'll have
a dire wolf on the loose.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Maybe then we'll just shoot it and.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
They'll exactly, they'll just shoot it and kill it. And
then what else a saber toothed tiger? Will they bring
that back?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah? I personally think it would be awesome to be
able to go to a zoo or a refuge of
sorts and see a dire wolf or a holy mammoth
or a saber tooth tiger. You know, keep it behind
the electric fence, obviously, but I think it'd be neat.
I would I would pay money for it.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
It looks like a wolf.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
But much bigger. Yeah, like maybe, but lindsay like ridiculously bigger. Yeah,
like comically bigger, like you see it and you go,
that can't be real, right, So why not.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Do like an AI form of a robotic one.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm good with looking at sketches right.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Right, same, I am too, I'm a wax sculpture.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Maybe I'm completely content with looking through a booker web
page and seeing a picture going okay, I feel the
same way about dinosaurs. I feel the same way about
bully mammoths. To me, if you do, then create them,
and then what is the big deal? And when we
find bones? Right, here's a text? Why you ask? Because

(09:56):
man likes to play god. Maybe a power thing, maybe
a challenge accepted scenario, and I could buy that. I
could buy that. It's like, ah, I bet you can't
bring these animals back from extinction. Yeah the glasses, yep,
watch me, I did this. You won't insult me. And

(10:20):
for the people that you know have made this happen,
that's a pretty big deal for them. Yeah yeah, so
so giant victory for them. Yeah yeah. How many did
they get wrong? Because they didn't get right the first time?
Like the right? How long have they been doing this
trying to bring it back from extinction. A couple of
times they do it and the you know, Paul was
sticking out of its face. Yeah right, Like I just

(10:43):
ah think of it like this, Okay, why do billionaires
pay to go up in a space? Because because billionaires
have always been adventurers and going on excursions to see
to see undiscovered thing exactly. And it's the exact same thing,
how because you've got the opportunity to see something that

(11:06):
you may never ever had that chance to before. And
so now we have that chance to see a live
wooly mammoth or a live dire wolf, you know, just
like going up in a space, we get to see
what it's like up there. Not the same because if
I am a rich asshole and I want to go
explore the Arctic Carve to see what's out west, I'm

(11:29):
only endangering those near me, m right, rather than I'm
creating a wooly mammoth or a saber too tech or whatever, right,
whatever thing you want to say that they're going to
potentially create that could then create danger for other for
others outside of my circle, very well could be if
they are free roaming in the wild, They're only you

(11:52):
don't know. You can't contra It's like you open the
box and then like, well, I didn't know, that's my
favorite thing. Well, I know what you mean. You didn't know,
You didn't think about it, you didn't d ef things. Yeah,
I think if if they keep them in refuges or
zoos like this, for us to speculate it, there's no
harm there.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
I didn't know Keith was going to open leave the
cage open at night.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
The chances of harm are severely reduced as opposed to
it being in the wild. Asked Tiger King that right,
he did the same. I mean he did it. He
kept things captive and didn't wasn't good about it, And
they got loose and one ate a girl's arm, and
right right, sig Freed and Royce same thing. You know,

(12:37):
they got attacked by their tigers. They probably had sex with.
But whatever, I'm not a big fan of like playing god.
But then also I'm a giant supporter of I VF. Solko.
You'll figure it out right, right, right, it's it's it's
a flowing thing. I'm not I'm not a big supporter
of playing god, but gosh, dang, are Clementine's good right, lemons, right,

(12:57):
not right, man made. You're like, ah, we shouldn't play
god by the way past the lemonade, all right, skip
over again, So lemonade, dire wolf whatever. Listen, philosophical difference
and we live in a state of contradiction. So I'm

(13:19):
okay with sitting in the middle on that one. Now,
these diar wolves here, they're just puppies right now. Yeah, yeah, right,
So there's no telling how long they'll live, you know,
but I mean that's the first step in this sort
of thing. We got them. They're alive now, you know. Well,
if they die off, we'll start over again and maybe
make it happen, or maybe they might scrap the whole
thing after they'd be like, you know what, let's take

(13:40):
this as a sign that we're not supposed to have
these things around anymore. Well, and you'd like to think
that they you hope they got it right. You don't know, no,
you don't know. Like that's why the problem with canine
species is the inbredness has diluted the bloodlines so badly

(14:02):
that some are bat like genetically not good dogs. And
then they stopped breeding those types. Right, So when you
mess with the genetic makeup. I think that's where it
gets a little here for sure, for sure, But those
people are way smarter than I am, and yet they aren't.
I'd like to think that they, you know, did they

(14:24):
checked all the boxes and made her sure everything's fine
before they finally, you know, pulled the trigger and made
this happen. Instead of screwing with that, Why don't they
work on curing diseases? Amen? Yeah, because there's no money
in a cure.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
That is a good point.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
There is money. You can't have the argument that something
like vavaccines make all this money for pharmaceuticals or other
medicines create cure that do create cures. They're making all
this money and then have the argument that there's no
money in a cure. For other diseases, you get more
money from treatments for We'll just use cancer, you know,
for the example here, because I think that's the one

(15:05):
everybody's thinking about, and there is. There's more money for
the hospitals, for the doctors, for big pharma and treatments
than there is in an actual cure. If there was
a cure, yeah, they'd be making some money off of it.
But why when you can make more this is a
great text right here, there's more greater dangers I believe

(15:27):
that we have now rather than the wily mammoths. No,
you're right, because they don't exist, right, There are more
greater dangers than the wily mammoths because we don't currently
have it, right, But we do have robots, and we
do have AI. Also not a problem. I saw the
cutest thing that AI made of cats working at McDonald's.
It was so freaking adorable. Yes, that is the cute sun.

(15:48):
I'm just saying. I'm just saying that it isn't all
negative and until the robots become self aware and then
they start taking us out right. I just remember when
computers were created and I was busy playing the you know,
the Oregon Trail, and people are like, computers are gonna
take everyone's job. Yeah, didn't happen. M not everyone's, but

(16:11):
that was not the same everyone's job. Not everything is
doom just saying not everything's doomed. The wooly mammoth thing
could be fine, right, but also we've got a pattern
where it's not elephants are the same thing, but just no, no, no, no, no.
Wooly mammoths and elephant they look the same.

Speaker 8 (16:32):
Is it Snuffy snuffle Ius Wooly Mammoth.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
No, he was a puppet on a show. Not real.
You know Big Bird's not a real bird, right, you
haven't seen him in the Savannah. You know Oscar the
Grouch isn't real. Oh, yes, you know. Count Dracula isn't
a thing. God knows what Elmo is. All right, we

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Speaker 8 (17:56):
McDonald's employee arrested over violent ranch confrontation. This happened down
in Florida yesterday when a seventeen year old teenager was
a customer and she was returning into the McDonald's lobby
and she reached behind the counter to take some ranch

(18:17):
dipping sauce after not being helped by employees for it.
That's when Akina Sampson, who's thirty one, grabbed the customer's arm,
and when the teen tried to break free, Sampson allegedly
grabbed her neck and took the girl to the ground.
She allegedly choked the victim again while they were on

(18:38):
the floor of the Saint Petersburg restaurant. A criminal complaint
does not reveal how many ranch packets, if any, were
secured after the victim crossed the McDonald's front counter threshold.
Cops responded to the McDonald's and noted that the victim
had visible injuries to her neck and left elbow, adding
that the incident was captured on video. Oh Akina Sampson

(19:02):
was charged with child abuse and when released from the
county jail after posting a twenty five hundred dollars bond
and has pleaded not guilty to the felony count. A
judge has ordered her to have no contact with the
victim and directed her to stay away from the area
of a fence, which will likely impact her tenure at McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
You shouldn't reach behind the counter, no doubt, you should
not do that. With that being said, be there when
I need more ketchup. Thin.

Speaker 8 (19:33):
Absolutely, those fries aren't gonna last longer than thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
That's right. There's been many times where I've stood there
and had to wait. You're waiting for your order, right, Yeah,
I bring it to you, and then you look and
there's no ketchup, and then you're waiting because they haven't
come back. At least the McDonald's that I go to,
it's set up. It's not the way it used to be.
There's the digital kiosk. They have a register and then
someone just brings the order to the front, right follow

(20:00):
Is that your name or nothing? Yeah, and then they
go away.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
Now, in some instances there are places where they have
the ketchup where you can go and squirt your own
or whatever. But she's wanting ranch and I don't believe
that they have branch stations set up.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I don't believe, so you have to.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
Ask for that.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, maybe they should. Maybe they should just put all
the dipping sauces out there, I agree, so people won't
have to worry about this. I think they don't because
they have to stock it. Yeah, and there's like nah,
oh yeah that sucks. You have to do your job.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I think they've eliminated people to the point, like they
don't have people to register or any of that. Like
to see somebody in the dining room is.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
Rare, right, that's true, aside from someone maybe mopping the floor.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
A woman accused of cemetery sex. So again, this happens
a lot. People like to bang in the cemetery for
whatever reason.

Speaker 8 (20:53):
See dead people.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Not my particular place to fornicate. But hey, what else
you know?

Speaker 8 (20:59):
Have you tried it?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
No? Okay, have you no? Then what are you saying there?
You're talking a weird amount today, alright. Anyhow, So there's
this Florida state trooper, State Trooper W. R. Kelly, and
he was at the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery having a
little benefit for his lost canine. And while he was there,

(21:25):
he noticed a white Nissan with its windows down, but
nobody around, so he starts snooping around and that's where
he spotted forty six year old Stephanie Wegman and some
dude getting busy in the rear of the cemetery. It
goes over there, since the cemetery's closed, he asks them
for their IDs. They comply, and then he walks them

(21:49):
back to the car, you know, to further this investigation,
do some questioning. Right, Well, they get back to the car,
the drug dog smelled something suspicious, so they're like, all right,
let's search the vehicle. And when they searched the vehicle,
they found math course, xanax and oxies. So the woman,

(22:11):
the woman, Stephanie, she gets popped in charge with a
variety of drug charges. Meanwhile, the man in the situation
hasn't been charged with anything as of yet. We always say,
how weird, this isn't dumb. What are some good reasons
to have sex in the cemetery? I can't think of one.

(22:31):
It's dark, sure, secluded, private. Yeah yeah, I guess sounds
like this was in the middle of the day. Though, well,
damn it, I don't have good not exactly sometimes they
hold like you know, funerals, right right, right, But like,
why would the officer be at the cemetery darkened night,

(22:53):
you know, paying his respects to his lost dollar? Saw something?
Got a call vandal? Maybe they patrol, I don't know,
maybe police, that's a patrol. Is they patrol cemetery at
He said that he was there for benefit for his dog. Yeah,
in the cemetery. That's what I thought, too, well, exactly,
you're gonna do this or I'm gonna arrest you, Okay, Yeah,

(23:17):
it happens. It's been known to happen. It happened to
a highway patrolman here, okay, where he was like I'll
rest you or so you never know, right. This story
I have is wild man shot in head after being
mistaken for turkey while hunting. Northern California. Man is dead

(23:41):
after hunting accident. The sixty five year old man was
shot in the head and killed by an eighty year
old man Sunday morning. The two men were turkey hunting
in California. It happened in the Fremont Where Wildlife area.
The suspected shooter, a Sacramento resident, was arrested on suspicion
of second murder and negligent discharge of a firearm. Authority

(24:03):
say both men were hunting at the same time, but
we're not hunting together now. Apparently the old eighty one
year old man thought he heard a turkey and blindly
stuck his firearm into a bush and pulled the trigger
and shot the sixty year old man who was making

(24:24):
the calls in the head. Or that's what they want
you to believe, right, should like we talk about how
there should be like a cap on how old you
should be to drive? Should there be a cap on
how old you should be to hunt? Yes, I think

(24:45):
that there's a cap on everything.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
I mean, it sounds like he was Was this his
first time? Is he senile? Yeah, guess there should be
a cap on it. Absolutely clearly that does. It doesn't
even sound like a mistake. That's on an honest mistake.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Hunting, you should have your you know, your wits about you.
There's a lot of moving parts happening. You should be
able to discern between a natural turkey call and a
and somebody making one. Right, and I could understand that
maybe turkey's hiding the bush. I don't know if you
should be blindly shooting. Thought is right to me? Where

(25:32):
the X. Now, maybe this is a common thing of
turkey hunters. Maybe that's not the way you're supposed to
do it, but that does. There's a lot of things
you're not supposed to do as hunters that some hunters
don't listen to it, right right, right right? Why get
a dog to chase the birds out when you can
just shoot into the bush? You know, I don't get
him out of there for sure? Did he turn his
head away too as he pulled the trigger? Right right?

(25:54):
Maybe he was scared a little bit, Who knows.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
Yeah, this sounds like murder.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
It is second for sure. And he's being held on
a million dollar bond. Oh well that sucks, man. Can
you imagine Let's just say it isn't murder in the
sense that we're implying, and that he's like, wait what,
I can't imagine. You live your whole life eighty years.
I'm sure this man lived a fruitful life, right, had

(26:22):
many experiences, beautiful moments, sad moments, all these things, and
you're in near eighty You're like, I'm sunsetting, this is it.
I'm just gonna enjoy my life last whatever amount of time.
And then you walk through the forest in you're orthopedics
and then shoot and kills somebody in the face. What

(26:45):
you must and now you're gonna die in jail, right,
I might get a lesser sentence, you know. Oh no,
he's dying in jail. First first offense, and there's age involved.
I don't know. I don't first offense obviously a thing.
I don't know if you get first defense for murder,
like at your first defense, well, just been bad boy, manslaughter,

(27:10):
I might agree with you, but second degree murder, I
don't know if they they may plea him down to manslaughter.
But he's going to jail.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Yeah, to me, it's very unexcusable. You don't shoot into
a bush. You have to physically see your target, your animal.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Shouldn't you should? Yeah, you should.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
To me, it's very negligent.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh, it's one hundred percent negligent. Meanwhile, I'll be like,
I'm a really good turkey caller. I'm gonna sit here
and pull out some turkeys, says here. At least in
California anyway, minimum fifteen years in prison. So you say
he's eighty at minimum, he'll be ninety five when he
gets out. Yeah, yeah, so life expectancy is what eighty

(27:54):
five eighty seven, Yeah that effect. Yeah, he may not
even make it a trial. Who knows, he may not?
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Speaker 8 (29:00):
Well, this one was everything you want in a battle
for the national championship to be. For the first time
in nearly two decades, Florida is back on top of
the men's college basketball world. The team rallied from a
twelve point deficit and the Gators took down the Houston
Cougars in a hard fought matchup by a final of

(29:22):
sixty five to sixty three in the National Championship from
San Antonio. Will Richard netted eighteen points for the Gators,
who secured their first title since winning back to back
championships in two thousand and six and seven. LJ. Cryer
scored nineteen points for the Cougars, who finished the season
thirty five and five and still have never won a

(29:43):
national championship.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, the Calvin Samson choke thing apparently played out one
more year. And how many seasons does he have left?
Is the big conversation, right, like will he continue on coaching?
He was pretty frustrated at the end. In an interview
he was talking about how you gotta take shots. I
don't know how they don't take shots. They had three possessions.
It was the time, like in the last final few

(30:05):
seconds of the.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Game, seventeen seconds or something like.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
That final minute. Sorry, three possessions, three turnovers, no shots, yees. Yeah. Now,
to be fair, it was quite the defensive game. Nobody
on Houston got over twelve points, right, but not shooting
as crazy. Listen to this stat too, This is crazy.
Houston is thirty three and oh when holding opponents under

(30:30):
seventy points until last night. Now they're thirty three and one,
So it don't matter. Your stats don't matter when you're
thirty in like, because it's the one that matters if
you can't hold it true for that crazy, crazy ending
to the season crazy NCAA season altogether on the men's side,

(30:51):
and so it played out that the number one team
did not win the national championship.

Speaker 8 (30:57):
The Panthers are hoping to develop an interesting process. After
playing five years of college basketball at Ohio, Western Carolina
and Coastal Carolina, Colin Grainger has signed with the Panthers
with the goal of being converted to a tight end.
Tony Gonzalez, Antonio Gates, and Jimmy Graham are among the
former college basketball players to have a successful career as

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a tight end in the NFL. The Falcons are bringing
back a key piece to their secondary. The team announced
on Monday that d Alford has agreed to a one
year contract. The cornerback was an unrestricted free agent after
starting eleven games for Atlanta this past season. The twenty
seven year old led the Dirty Birds with eleven pass

(31:42):
breakups and recorded more than eighty tackles. And the Steelers
are making sure their offensive line has quality depth. The
team resigned Calvin Anderson to a two year deal yesterday.
The swing tackle appeared in four games this past season
before landing on injured reserve. Anderson joined Pittsburgh after spending

(32:03):
the first three years of his career with the Broncos
while making a stop with the Patriots in between, and
the Cavaliers are hoping their star guard avoided a serious injury.
Donovan Mitchell will miss today's home game against the Bulls
with an ankle spring. The six time All Stars suffered
the injury during a recent loss to the Kings. Mitchell

(32:25):
is averaging twenty four points per game for Cleveland, which
can secure the top overall seed in the Eastern Conference
with a win over Chicago. And that's your Balls to
the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six ozho KMOD can also text themms and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five Good morning, Lindsay, Good.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Morning, Corbin. I want to take a second to give
some love to Crunch Fitness. It's no wonder they are
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That's Lindsay spelled with an ey one more time big

(33:22):
thanks to Crunch Fitness. Let's keep doing business together and
big things in the future.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Good morning, Getbee, Good morning Corbin. Smoking Guns ten is
coming up soon Saturday, April twenty six at the Bok Center.
If you like to watch firefighters and police beat the
holy hell out of each other, this is the event
for you. You can get your tickets right now at
Bokaysenta dot com. All right, a little deadass or fake news?
I'll read the story. You tell me. Is it real

(33:50):
or is it not? Dead ass? For fake news, Tomatoes
were wants to use as a decorative plant in Europe.
Dead ass or fake.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
News, I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I'll agree, I'd say dead ass. Dead ass. When first
introduced to Europe, tomatoes were believed to be poisonous and
were grown as ornamentals. Dead ass or fake news. Snails
have only one.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Foot fake news?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I mean you want to say that they don't have
any feet at all whatsoever, and they just slide around
on their bottom. Right, it's not the belly, where is it.
I'm want to say dead ass. That's just one big foot,
one big slimy foot. A snail's entire muscular underside is

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called a foot, and it's used for a movement and
secretion of muscle mucus. Dead ass or fake news. The
word robot was invented by Albert Einstein. Dead ass or
fake news. The word robot was invented by Albert Einstein.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
Fake news, fake news.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
The term robot was coined by check writer Carl Koppek
in his nineteen twenty play Universal Robots. Dead ass for
fake news. A bolt of lightning contains enough energy to
cook one hundred thousand slices of bread. That's a lot
of toasts. Dead ass for fake news. A bolt of
lightning contains enough energy to cook one hundred thousand slices

(35:28):
of toast bread, say, dead ass, slices of toast? Sorry,
one hundred thousand slice. I feel like it should be more.
I'm gonna say fake news, because I feel like a
bolt of lightning can cook more than just one hundred
thousand slices of toast. Dead ass. A single lightning bulk
can release up to one billion jewels of energy, enough

(35:49):
to toast about one hundred thousand slices of bread. How
did they get to that thunderstorm? Big metal rod. I
think they measure of jewels and then jewels correlating to
a toaster. M. I love the skepticism, though, Uh, dead
ass or fake news. The average human blinks ten thousand
times a day fake news, deadass. Most people blink about

(36:14):
fifteen to twenty times per minute, totaling twenty thousand to
thirty thousand blinks per day. Dead as for fake news,
the human body has more taste buds than nerve endings.
The human body has more taste buds than nerve endings.
Dead ass or fake news?

Speaker 8 (36:33):
Fake news?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, I agree, fake news. While the tongue has around
eight thousand taste buds, the body contains billions of nerve
endings throughout the nervous system. Fake news, dead as for
fake news, slugs have four noses. Slugs have four noses.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
Have never gotten that close to a slug before. They
kind of give me the creeps.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Hmm.

Speaker 8 (37:04):
I'll say, sure, why not, dead ass.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I've made out with a few slugs in my time,
and I wanna say, uh, fake news, it's more nostril
than noses. Four nostrils as opposed to four noses. Slugs
have four tentacles, two of which function as eyes and
two as smell receptors, but they do not have four noses.
Fake news, dead ass are fake news? Is one's Forgimpie.

(37:30):
A group of hedgehogs is called a prickle. A group
of hedgehogs is called a prickle for those who know
Kippie has this ability to know what groups of things
are called. That's why I said that deadass or fake news.
A group of hedgehogs is called a prickle.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
Dead ass.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Uh yeah, dead ass. I learned that on Goddamn Tat's
Time trivia, just not that long ago. Dead ass, Just
like porcupines, a gathering of hedgehogs is charmingly called a prickle.
Dead ass are fake news. The moon has moonquakes, mokes,
den ass are fake news. The moon has moonquakes, dead ass.

(38:11):
I don't see any reason why the moon couldn't have
a fault line causing moonquakes, so sure, deadass. Like earthquakes
on Earth, moonquakes are real and can be caused by
tidal forces, meteorite impacts and thermal expansion. Den ass are
fake news. The word kangaroo means I don't understand you.

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In Aboriginal language, the word kangaroo means I don't understand
you in Aboriginal language.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Fake news.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Uh yeah, I'm very fluent in Aborigine, and I want
to say that's fake news. Uh so this is me
mutilating some words. The word kangaroo comes from the googoo
your mither word gango gru meaning the animal itself. It's
a myth. Dead ass are fake news. Peacocks can fly,

(39:11):
dead ass are fake news. Peacocks can fly, go to
the zoo. You see them in the middle of the zoo,
walk around. Most time they're on picnic table crapping. Yeah,
like I'm not eating there. Fake news. Uh, dead ass.
They can jump up onto a roof of a house,

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which is higher than what a chicken can jump. So
I want to say, yes, they can fly.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
It's not flying, it's jumping.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I mean you're onto something. Lindsay, have you seen their quads? Uh?
Dead ass. Despite their size and long feathers, peacocks can
fly short distances, similar to a jump. We need to
escape danger or reach tree branches. Dead ass are fake news.

(40:06):
The first text message ever since said hello world, dead ass,
dead ass fake news. The first text message was sitting
in nineteen ninety two and said Merry Christmas. The first
text message I ever sent was a picture of a dog.
That was the second one, right, Merry Christmas. Dead ass

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are fake news. Rainbows are full circles, but we usually
see only half dead ass or fake news. Rainbows are
full circles, but we usually see only half fake news
dead ass. Sorry I expected more there, dead ass. From
the ground, we typically see a semi circle, but from

(40:56):
high altitudes, like in a plane, you can sometimes see
a full circle gular rainbow. Dead ass are fake news.
The liver is the heaviest internal organ in the human body.
Dead ass are fake news. No, I mean the liver
is the heaviest internal organ in the human body.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Fake news dead ass.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Next to my brotherer that's external uh, dead ass. The
liver weighs about three to four pounds in an average adult,
making it the largest internal organ by weight. Dead ass
are fake news. Elephants are the only mammals that can't
jump dead ass or fake news. Elephants are the only

(41:43):
mammals that can't jump.

Speaker 8 (41:49):
Fake news.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Dead ass. Have you seen their knees? That is true, Lindsay,
who looked a little like she wasn't sure what were
you thinking about As you were answering trying to come
up with that answer, I was.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
Thinking that it was probably dead ass, but I was like, nah, certainly,
there's got to be something else that I'm not thinking of.
There's another mamo out there.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
There's the weight factor there, They're massive, the fact that
their little bitty knees are more like ankles. Whales can jump.
Whales don't have any legs at all, what but they
still jump. They propel themselves out of water. I know.
I love when you go propel watching and watch it,
and you know, go whale watching and see it. I
hope they propel right. Dead ass elephants cannot jump due

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to their heavy build and unique limb structure. Dead ass
are fake news. The human fingernail grows faster in cold
weather dead ass or fake news. The human fingernail grows
faster in cold weather fake news? It seems like it does.
I'm going to say dead ass fake news. Fingernails actually

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grow faster in warm weather due to increased blood flow
and metabolic activity. Big myths. People think your fingernails grow
after you die. That is not true. Your skin retracts,
so it appears as if they grow dead ass are
fake news. A newborn panda is about the size of
a stick of butter. Dead ass are fake news. A

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newborn panda is about the size of a stick of butter.

Speaker 8 (43:22):
Fake news.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Agree. I think I remember seeing baby pandas on the
internet somewhere. They look a lot bigger. If not, that's
a damn big stick of butter Costco size. Dead ass.
Giant panda cubs weigh about three to five ounces at birth,
one of the smallest mammal to adult size ratios. Wow,

(43:43):
dead ass are fake news. Humans can breathe and swallow
at the same time, which is a movie Lindsay will
promote at nine. Dead ass are fake news. Humans can
breathe and swallow at the same time fake news as
fake as fake can be. You can't go ahead try
right now due to the way the throat functions. It's

(44:07):
physiological feel a lot. It's impossible due to trying to
do both at once. Dead ass are fake news. The
average sneeze travels faster than a hurricane. Dead ass are
fake news. The average sneeze travels faster than a hurricane.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Dead ass.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, let's say dead ass. I think it's like some
two hundred miles an hour coming at your mouth. What
were you so excited about the answer for lindsay, it
just sounds exciting, Okay, dead ass. The sneeze can reach
speeds of one hundred miles per hour, faster than most
Category one hurricanes. Dead ass or fake news. The first
oranges imported to Europe were bitter and not sweet. Dead

(44:48):
ass are fake news. The first oranges imported to Europe
were bitter and not sweet. Dead ass, I'm gonna say
fake news unless they tricked them with grapefruit. They're like, yeah,
we've got oranges for you. Sure send them those big
ones that nobody likes, she said, dead ass. The earliest

(45:12):
oranges brought to Europe were bitter from Asia. Sweet oranges
were introduced later through Portuguese traders. Ah, thank you Portuguese.
Dead ass are fake news. Snakes can blink, dead ass
or fake news. Snakes can blink or wink with one eye.

(45:32):
Dead ass uh fake news. Fake news. Snakes cannot blink
because they do not have eyelids. Instead, their eyes are
protected by a transparent scale called a spectacle. Dead ass
or fake news. The Statue of Liberty's full name is
Liberty Enlightening the world. Dead ass are fake news. The

(45:54):
Statue of Liberty's full name is Liberty Enlightening the World.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
Dead ass.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I'm gonna say dead ass. I know she's got a
full name. I just couldn't tell you what it is.
Dead ass. That is the official title the Statue of Liberty,
given by its French creators. Dead ass are fake news.
Camels store water in their humps. The Lady lumps fake news.
That's fat fake news. Campbell's store fat, not water, in

(46:22):
their humps. The fat acts as an energy reserve during
long journeys. Dead ass are fake news. Jellyfish have no
brain or heart. If you ever did one, yeah, that
was all right. I was wondering why I burned so much.

(46:47):
Dead ass. Jellyfish lack both a central brain and a
circulatory system. They rely on a simple nerve, net and
water for movement and function. Take a break and we'll
be back.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven KMOD.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh kmo D. You can also text
bmms and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five. Let's play a game. We got
tickets to give away club seats to see Lincoln Park Monday,
April twenty eight at the Bok Soon and get your
tickets bokcenter dot com. Now, if you win those tickets today,

(47:39):
you'll be in the running to be upgraded to the
BMMS Lincoln Park sowheet. But you got to win the game.
And the game today is sing sing. The current record
is well, sir, you are leading with five. I have four.
Lindsey A's won last week's winner for you. So GIMPI
and Lindsay at nine one eight four six okmod nine

(48:01):
one eight four six oh kmod call up, decide who's
going to be your clue giver. Whoever gets the most
right is going to win those tickets to club level
at the Lincoln Park Show on Monday, April twenty eighth.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Whitney? Whitney?
How are you today? I'm good? How are you good? Whitney?
Who do you want to give? Clues? Lindsay or Gimpy

(48:24):
Lindy Whitney. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts
after the first clue? Are you ready? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (48:32):
Go all right, there is a winner and there is
a loser. Yes, this is the month after October.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
November.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Huh, and what it was doing all last week? It
was very wet outside because of laming. So put those
two words together, the month and what Yes, this is
a line dance and it was very popular in the
nineties Hispanics. No Hispanic song pop song electric no Spanish Spanish.

(49:23):
Oh I can't even sing it because it's in Spanish.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, I'll get help from the back.

Speaker 8 (49:30):
This is the song that Gimpy plays when we talk
about animals. When you die and you go to heaven,
you becoming.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Time time time time three is what we gott might
be good enough for the wind. So hang on the line. Okay, yes,
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 8 (49:51):
Maria?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Maria? You have to beat three with Gimpy? Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (49:57):
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Here we go. Ah okay, So what is this? Is
the band with Travis Barker in it? And uh, okay, fantastic.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
And what's again?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, that's right, you had it right the first time,
Dave Groll's band. And uh, let's see here. Uh firefighters
policemen not all blanks wear capes heroes. Okay, that is
the second word. If it's not yours, it's blank, hero
my hero, no theme song to top gun Dangers here,

(50:38):
that's right, James Hetfield's band. And this is what are
the like Pinocchio was one of these?

Speaker 8 (50:44):
What was he a liar? A liar?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
No, No, it's a doll with streams puppet. You got
just switch it around, switch it around, master puppet. That's right.
This is Sonny Bono's ex wife. And this okay, this
is the song like, uh you blank in Santa Claus.
You think he's real?

Speaker 8 (51:07):
Belief? Do you believe? Time?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Time? Time? Congratulations, you're getting those tickets to see Lincoln Park.
Uh you're gonna sit club level and uh, Maria, you're
in the running to get upgraded to the BMMS Lincoln
Park Suite.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're so excited.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Congratulations. Hang on the line, so pick and get your info.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I'm so sorry, Whitney, you did not win. Thank you
so much for playing.

Speaker 8 (51:37):
That's okay, thank you right now, give me this.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
The one sheet. Yeah. So this is a very popular
song that comes on when they're talking about the A
s p C. A and I think Lindsay was on
the right track. When you die, your your spirit goes
to heaven or hell and you are now what rich
time a bell rings, a blank gets its wings. You
know this is a spiritual being that has a halo

(52:04):
over it. Michael was the messenger Blank for gone. Lead
singer has the singer. She has red hair. She kind
of created Lilli's fair. Uh. I can only sing like
one sentence of the song, and other than that, I
can't tell you. Another lyric to the song was no,

(52:28):
probably would get that. That probably is yeah, and then
the one that be ended on he got right at
the very end.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
Yeah, it was all right.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
The record now ties you and I with five keeps
Lindsey last, Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show
k M O D. You can also text be a

(53:00):
and then what you want to say to eight two,
nine to four to five. Let's see what's in gimbees
four by four. Well Corvinus is here that the Supreme
Court lifts man on Aliens Enemy Act. In a five
to four ruling yesterday, the Court will allow the Department
of Justice to remove alleged Venezuelan gang members from the

(53:21):
country under the Alien Enemies Act. The ruling ends a
lower court freeze on Trump. Using the act, Trump may
now invoke the seventeen ninety eight loss who speed up
removals while things play outs in the lower courts. RFKA
Junior hopes more communities banned fluoride. Health and Human Services

(53:43):
Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior wants local governments to stop
adding fluor ride to the water supply. And floride has
been added into public water supplies for decades as a
way to prevent tooth decay. So they say Kennedy said
yesterday it makes no sense and his Utah would be
in the first state to ban it outright. And he

(54:03):
went on to say that he'll be recoonvening or yeah,
reconvening a task force to review the health effects of
flull ride. The task force last reviewed fluor ride in
twenty thirteen and recommended using it as a low cost
and safe method to improve public health. So they say
Kennedy warns that it could have several health risks, including

(54:26):
hyperthyroidism and osteoarthritis. I heard somebody describe how to do
an impression of him, and what you do is you
do the voice as if your lungs are cached and
taking a hit. So you're like, uh, they we're gonna

(54:49):
get rid of as a fluoride sounds about it. That's
a pretty solid way to describe doing an impression of him.
He is so hard to listen to. He is he is? Yeah,
what like Fauci? No? No, no, you cringe at Fauci
for different reasons. Yeah, that's a completely different thing. You know,

(55:11):
one has an audible voice problem, right.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
Yeah, but I mean it still it's hard to listen to.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Right yeah. But Fauci doesn't have a voice problem.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
He's hard to listen.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
To because of the pitch of his I don't understand. Interesting,
what else do we have here? Measles kill a second
Texas child. The state Department of Health and Human Services
did not release specific details on the victim. They would
only say that it's a school aged child with no
underlying conditions. The death is being attributed to quote measles

(55:47):
prelumonary failure. Robert F. Kennedy Junior again said in a
statement that the most effective way to prevent the spread
of measles is the m M or vaccine. And then, lastly,
here Mary Kay and John Oxley family elephant Experience opens
at the Tulsa Zoo. I know yourself. Hold on, say
that again, Mary Kay not the makeup person, Okay? And

(56:09):
John t Oxley it could be Mary Kay to make
up person. Yeah, it sounds like sponsorship names. That'd be awesome,
like everything's paink right, pink elephants whatever? Uh? How may?
The Mary Kay and John t Oxley Family Elephant Experience
brings a renovated version of the existing elephant barn, outdoor areas,
and interpretive center, which originally opened in nineteen ninety five.

(56:32):
The renovation coincides with the ten acre Elephant Preserve and
the thirty six thousand square foot preserve barn that opened
last year. The new Elephant Experience gives guest a chance
to interact with the staff about the Tulsa Zoo's Asian
Elephant program and learn more about the facility and find
out where you be able to see the elephants at

(56:53):
that moment it a.

Speaker 8 (57:07):
The Trail Blazers are locking up their general manager with
a new contract. Portland is signing GM Joe Cronin to
a multi year contract extension. The Blazers have already made
a fourteen win improvement over last season's team, but they
are set to miss the postseason for a fourth straight season.
Cronin was promoted to the GM role in May of
twenty twenty two and has spent more than nineteen years

(57:30):
with the organization. The Mariners are going to be without
one of their starting outfielders for a while. Seattle has
placed Victor Robels on the ten day injured list due
to a dislocated left shoulder. Roebels was injured while making
a catch and colliding with the outfield wall in the
team's lost to the San Francisco Giants on Sunday. The

(57:53):
twenty seven year old was batting a point two seven
to three with three runs scored and three RBI through
two ten games. The team recalled outfielder Dominic ken Zone
from Triple A Tacoma. In a corresponding move, the Brewers
and Red Sox have agreed to a deal. Milwaukee has
acquired right hander Quinn Priester from Boston in exchange for

(58:15):
outfield prospect Yeofrey Rodriguez. The Socks are also receiving the
thirty third overall pick in the upcoming draft and a
player to be named later. The brew crew made room
for a priest on the forty man roster after designating
left hander Grant Wolfram for assignment. Tiger Woods and TGR

(58:37):
Design are developing a nine hole course at the Patch
formerly Augusta Municipal Golf Course. Augusta National Golf Club chairman
Fred Ridley also announced yesterday that Woods, a five time
Masters champion, will also open his fourth TGR Learning Lab,
which will provide STEM and other educational opportunities to local children.

(59:00):
The Masters begins Thursday in Augusta.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
What do you think Tiger Woods net worth is? Remember
he had divorce?

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Yeah, what do you.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Think Tiger Woods net worth is? I'm gonna say he's
got go.

Speaker 8 (59:15):
Ahead, lindsay six hundred million.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
I want to say four hundred and twenty million dollars.
Good guesses, but very wrong. He's like eight hundred very wrong.
He's got eight million one point three billion. Wow. He
could still give three hundred million dollars away and still
have a billion, is uh there? So it's cool he's

(59:44):
doing STEM things. We talk a lot a lot about,
you know, people that have a lot of money. I
use the Kardashians as an example. You don't hear I'm
sure they do charity work. But you don't hear about
them doing stem sinners And you said it's which one
he's open. It's like it's not his.

Speaker 8 (59:59):
First, No, it's his fourth, his fourth learning lab. Yeah,
to local children, educational opportunities. Yeah, he's putting his money
to good use. Yeah. A federal judge is holding off
approval of a settlement from three athlete compensation antitrust cases

(01:00:23):
with the NCAA and the Power Five Conferences until changes
are made to the agreement. The agreement would pay some
two point eight billion dollars to current and former athletes
and their lawyers, and Division I schools would be able
to start paying athletes directly for use of their name, image,
and likeness. The judge, during a day long hearing yesterday

(01:00:46):
in Oakland, California, raised concerns over parts of the deal,
including how it would affect roster limits with the end
of the current team by team, scholarship limits, television sports
personality even a Smith says he is leaving all doors
open in regards to a presidential bid. Smith said in

(01:01:08):
a post on his ex profile that life was great
and he hates the thought of being a politician, but
he's sick of this mess. He's been critical of both
sides at times, both pushing for the Democratic Party to
refocus on key issues for voters, as well as going
after the GOP for entertaining the idea of a third
Trump term.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Uh, this guy talks a lot, it does. He said
a thing the other day about when him when Lebron
confronted him about talking about so I don't know, and
it was a private conversation, and stephen A then after
the fact was said he was ready to like swing
or some some alluding to some like what are you

(01:01:50):
talking about? Gee, Lebron James is a massive human being,
not saying I don't know what stephen A. Smith does.
There have been videos of him online. Uh, you know
shadow boxing. Yeah, there's a difference between your shadow and
a person swinging a punch well in the air is

(01:02:11):
not the same as human skull stopping it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
He's six one fifty seven years.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Old, Lebron or stephen A. Smith, steven A.

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
Smith SMI seems a lot smaller, he does.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I mean, when you're six to one standing next to six', Nine,
yeah you look. SMALL i see him a lot on
just by, himself not so much next to other. Athletes
and he seems like like a five to five kind of,
guy you, know, right five eight? Mates. Dude people Say
Steph curry small and he's six Two. Wow, okay THE
nba is very misleading because the guys are such they're such,

(01:02:50):
monsters right avatar type of. Characters, Right so it is.
Misleading but Stephen a just likes to. Talk, man he's
so good at his. Job Is it's Not i'm not insulting.
Him he just talks a.

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Lot, yes he. Does and that's your balls at The Wall.
Sports I'm lindsay at ninety seven to five Kmod.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Good, Morning it's The big Nine Morning show nine one
eight four six oh KM. D you can also text
bmmass and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four Five good, Morning, Lindsay good Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
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do emails On tuesdays at this. Time if you're going
through something and you need some, help we are here
to give our opinion and you can get your question
to us by Emailing show at kmod dot. Com show
at kmod dot. Com this email, Says i'm a forty
two year old, guy divorced two. Kids been out of
the dating game for a. WHILE i really started seeing

(01:04:41):
a WOMAN i met through. Friends she's, smart, funny great.
Conversations we clicked. Fast on our third date over, dinner
she looked at me in the eye and SAID i love.
YOU i. FROZE i didn't say it. Back it caught
me off. Guard don't get me, WRONG i like her a,
lot but after three dates Now i'm wondering was that

(01:05:04):
a red? Flag is she just emotionally open or is
this moving too? Fast i've been burned, before so Maybe
i'm just being. Cautious but how DO i know IF
i should stick around or maybe or back away before
things get? Messy listen to him out from a forty
something who's, dating and on the third, date the woman

(01:05:27):
gazed lovingly into his eyes and, SAID i love. You
he wants to, know is it? Messy is this a red?
Flag is this? Bad should he run for the? Hills
should he skid at?

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
All what's going on between the? Dates how often do they?
Talk how deep are their? Conversations that's a valid.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Point why would that?

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
Matter because maybe she feels like she has known him for,
years maybe she really has fallen in?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Love? Right are these three dates three months in? Between
you see What i'm? Saying they go out once a
month or, whatever but talk every day in between they're
going out, dates you. KNOW i, mean if that's, True
let's say they've been going this has been three, months
they've been, together and this is their third, day then
that definitely isn't. Enough what do you mean by? That,

(01:06:25):
WELL i mean you've only gone out three times in three? Months,
Yeah but you're talking constantly in between those. Dates and
that's the scenario THAT i put. Up if they've been
talking constantly between these, dates like talk every day in the, morning,
afternoons night, time they just happen because life gets in the,
way can only get together once a. Month not saying

(01:06:49):
that that's the, case but could. Be do conversations warrant
enough to SAY i love? You does do you get
to know someone just by talking to? Them BECAUSE i
don't know IF i agree with. THAT i think you
definitely can have some great conversations and get an inter
perspective of who they are and maybe what they. Think
but the words and actions are not. Equal and just

(01:07:12):
because someone says they like to do these things or
they like this or don't like that or, whatever until
you see it play out in real, life it's just.
Fodder MAYBE i think you get to answer your. Question,
yet talking is the only way you're gonna get to know.
Somebody you're not going to get to know somebody by
just sitting there across from. Them it's not, osmosis you,

(01:07:32):
Know so the only way to get to know them
is to talk to. Them and you have a very
valid point, though you, know when you're dating, somebody you're
dating their, representative and they tell you anything just to
keep you on the good, side, right not shine a
bad light on it on. Yourself so with, that you're

(01:07:54):
kind of doing that all the time, anyway until you're
deep into a relationship and WHEN i, say we're talking
years into it before they finally realize.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
That. AH i THINK i can learn more about an
individual in, public at, dinner at a, bar watching how they,
talk treat me and everybody. ELSE i can learn more
about them in those moments THAN i can just talking to, them,
Right and maybe that's just my personality and HOW i,

(01:08:29):
Operate BUT i can learn more seeing people in action
THAN i can from anything they ever tell. Me because
as you, said it's the. Representative i'm a big believer
in actions not. Words and you can say you're a good,
person and then WHEN i see you treat people like,

(01:08:49):
crap that doesn't you know What i'm, Saying like your
words mean? Nothing. Right context on how that love came
out is, needed that is. True did she giggle when
she said, it, like oh, MAN i love? You were they? Drinking?
Right maybe she throws that word Around Willie. Nilly maybe
she's crazy and she'll find you this one red flag, one, two, three, four, five,

(01:09:14):
six seven red flags damn a little. Much but who hurt?
You eleven fifty. Eight shared time and experiences create the
emotions three? Dates, okay you don't think it's absolutely possible
at all for some for a bond to form like

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that and the emotions to gather like. That i'm not
giving my, opinion, Right, No, No i'm more curious about
this texture. Here you know that that you know in three? Dates,
again we don't know how often they talk, right or
maybe she or don't talk.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
Right maybe, she Like, corbin has experienced how he acts
and interact with other people and like, them and she enjoys.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
That, yes that's fair. Too that's that's a good, Point.
Lindsay we've said on the show many times that you
can be MARRIED x number of years and not know
the person. Right you, can but you but you can
also know them right, right because you don't know every
secret about your. Partner what is the thing we always

(01:10:23):
see about serial killers and whatever they're? Like, man he
was always nice to, me right. Right they were a
good neighbor always, always, uh said High eleiminade from the,
kids and, uh you know helped where Raken leaves had
no idea they were keeping children captive in cages inside their. Home,
right you don't know or the people that, well he

(01:10:47):
just always played golf On. SUNDAY i didn't know he
had a you, know a wife On Long. Island never
know another, One stage five, clinger another. One if you
all really get along and like each, other then communicate.
It and if she gets upset about, it then by
uh should have SAID i love spending time with you,

(01:11:07):
too just to start the w conversation and feel out
of the out what angle she was coming? From threw
away your opportunity to investigate her intentions in the. Moment reasonable.
Answer relationships are, messy but by their very. Nature, sorry
relationships are messy by their very. Nature don't SAY i

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love you back until you mean, it and it's not
necessarily a huge red, flag but keep it in. Mind
if you continue nuclear, answer you're forty two years, old
divorced guy who found someone who apparently really likes and
maybe even loves. You you need to grab on and
become a stage five. CLINGER i think knowing how old
she is is important, Too like the person she's. Dating,

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right he's. Dating, right we know he's forty. Two we
don't know how old she. Is she could be twenty, five,
yeah and not have a lot of experience in the relationship. Department.
Right have they slept? Together? RIGHT i think is an
important attribute to, know true and to me, like maybe
she's been to his house and realizes he's got a

(01:12:15):
stacked pantry and some backup supplies in the, garage in
a garage fridge that's filled with other things besides. Beer,
right she's, like this guy has got it, together, right he's,
organized he's ready for apocalyptic. Moments if she's also in
her forties or late thirties and she's telling you she

(01:12:36):
loves you after three, dates run this is a stage five.
Clinger so we. Talk he, like what thirty? Seven it's? Concerning?
Right WHY i don't understand the late thirties or, Forties maybe,
because like you, said maybe she's in Her if she's
in her mid twenties or early, twenties she hasn't had

(01:12:56):
that much, experience you, know to wear somebody in her
forties or late thirties should and would have more experience than.
That so in her twent if she's in her twenties
and SAYS i love. You it's not it's not a red.
Flag great, right because you know they just don't know any. Better,
however would that be a wild? Take what if you

(01:13:19):
know she is in her forties or, thirties late thirties
and has only been in one, relationship you, know got
married fresh out of high? School you, know did that
raise the? Kids and now kids are, Grown now we're.
Divorced so she's only had the one experience when it
comes to a, relationship and that's all she. Knows it

(01:13:39):
was about three months before we said the. Words we've
been married fifteen years this. Year my husband AND i
SAID i love you soon after we started dating and
he was newly, divorced and we've been married almost sixteen.
Years OEN i just got divorced a month and a
half ago and found a new, one been with her
for one month and just asked her to marry, me
and she said. Yes different, stroke different folks been divorced

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a month and a. Half see this is people do.
This how long have you been? Separated? Though? Right divorced
means the state no longer acknowledges your. Marriage, right you
could have been separated for a, year two, years who knows?
Right and the one month thing, Like, okay it sucks

(01:14:24):
because it could be instant love for, her but just
talk about it and, say, hey, yeah you SAID i
love you the other. DAY i froze and it's really,
sudden like we're having fun AND i like you a,
lot But i'm just not there. Yet and if she
really loves, you she'll say, yes she'll say she. Understands

(01:14:45):
maybe maybe is yeah. Yeah listener email from a guy
who's forty, two, divorced two, kids been out of the
dating game for a, while recently started seeing a woman
that he met through. Friends she's, smart, funny great. Conversation
we clicked. Fast on a third date over, dinner she
looked at me in the eye and, SAID i love

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you just like.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Huh i'm, Sorry i'll do it. Differently on our third
date over, dinner she looked at me in the eye and,
SAID i love you like the personal. Better or she
looked at you during dinner and SAID i love. YOU i.
FROZE i didn't say it. Back caught me off. Guard
don't get me, WRONG i like her a, lot but
love after three dates And i'm, wondering is this a red.

(01:15:31):
Flag is she just emotionally open or is she moving too?
Fast i've been burned, before so Maybe i'm just. Cautious
how DO i know IF i should stick around our
back away before things get? Messy, LINDSAY.

Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
I would like to know if she too was married.
Before i'd like to know how old she, is if
she too has.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Children why would that change things for?

Speaker 8 (01:15:58):
You, well BECAUSE i, mean maybe she is, thinking, well
we both have, kids you, know AND i think that
is hard for people to date with children because a
lot of people don't like to date kids with children
or vice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
VERSA i mean kids with.

Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
Children, yeah you, know they don't want to date someone
with baggage or. Whatever so maybe she feels, like, oh
these it's got to work because we both have kids or.
Whatever you, know we're both, divorced you. Know this is
the one who.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Knows who?

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Knows BUT i don't think it's fair too when he
Says i've been burned. Before don't bring your past relationships
into your new. Relationships leave that in the, past move,
on start fresh. Whatever maybe she really. Does maybe she
is just open with her her. Feelings maybe you are
a catch and she sees. It give yourself some. Credit

(01:16:58):
if you're not feeling it right, now you DID i like,
her but love after three, dates you're not feeling it quite.
Yet don't take it too too. Serious maybe it was
more joke in a jokingly, way or just more flirtatious.
Whatever if she brings it up, again that's when you, say,
Listen i'm not there. YET i do like you a,

(01:17:19):
lot But i'm not there. Yet and if she says,
why what's wrong with? Me then you know it's a red.
Flag that's when you can back away. Slowly BUT i.
WOULDN'T i wouldn't think too much of it right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Now still too, SOON kimpi. Listen i'm A i'm a
fan Of if you feel a certain, way say, it
because you may miss an. Opportunity you could die, tomorrow
you could die right, now just drop, dead, boom and
you miss that opportunity to to say some things that you.
Meant she obviously feels a way for a. REASON i

(01:17:56):
also figured out in my recent time of, dating we'll
present itself. Crazy one hundred day comes absolutely. So so
if you like the gal all, right don't freak out or. Nothing,
Man if she's a total, loon you'll you'll figure it,
out it'll present itself and you'll be, like, oh this

(01:18:17):
is not the one THAT i want to be, with
and then you'll move on to the next, one you.
Know and that's the fun part about dating is you
date and you date and you date until you finally
find one that's worth hanging around. With, Okay SO i
wouldn't think too much of, it to be honest with,
You she felt a way for a, reason and she
said how she. FELT i don't think there's anything wrong with,
that you. Know would you rather bottle it up and hide,

(01:18:39):
it keep it inside, forever you, know and never know
how she truly. Feels you're going to go through. Life you,
KNOW i really like this girl AND i want to
tell HER i love. Her but you, KNOW i don't
know how she feels about me because she just sits
there silently all the. Time, so, uh red flag not
necessarily just way for crazy to present. ITSELF i don't

(01:19:01):
disagree with pretty much, ANYTHING gimpi. Said it's, words are
you forty two or twenty? TWO i think you're the
stage five. Clinger you're, worried she, SAID i love? You who? Cares?
Man it hardly Matters plenty of people have SAID i
love you and it doesn't mean. Anything, yeah only for a.

(01:19:25):
Night it's just. Words it's her actions that. Matter if
she SAYS i love, you do you think what that
you're in the good like you broke the formula that
she's ready to get. Married it's a lot of. Assumptions.
Man she just SAID i love.

Speaker 8 (01:19:44):
You that's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
It and if she comes back, later it's, like, HEY
i SAID i love you and you didn't say, anything address,
it then no reason to bring it back. Up it
feels a little obsessive because let's say you, go, hey
you SAID i love, you AND i froze And i'm having,
fun But i'm not ready for all, this and she, goes,
YEAH i know me, Too BUT i was having fun

(01:20:06):
then AND i was enjoying your. Company SO i said
it not everything's at ten, Man SAYING i love you
isn't the ultimate. THING i think we've over romanticized. That
if she's kind and, fun let it just it hardly
matters that she SAID i love you at forty. Two

(01:20:27):
you should know. Better at forty two you shouldn't be you,
know stage five. Clan is there toothbrush at your? House
is she staying at your house every. Night that should
be more. Concerning if you're not worried about getting too.
ATTACHED i love you as hardly the threshold it once
was that means she's. Attached attachment would be the. Toothbrush

(01:20:51):
attachment would be, like where were? YOU i tried texting?
You Oh, god that's far more. Concerning well you've Been
you've been gone all. DAY i haven't heard from. You
where were you with that whore your? Secretary, yeah you're at.
Work you know What i'm. Saying those are. Convicted those
are red. Flags showing up at your house with a

(01:21:12):
plant because you need a plant in your, house in
a in a in your, toothbrush and doyally like that's.
Concerning SAYING i love you are just, words and then
the context of fun hardly means. Anything settle down You
stage Five, Clinger do you need help with? Something email

(01:21:37):
addresses show at kmod dot. Com show at kmod dot,
com and we're going to read another email when we come.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Back you're listening To The Big Mad Morning. Show this
Is tulsa's morning show Nine.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Good. Morning it's The Big Mad Morning show nine, one,
eight four, Six OH. Kmod you can also TEXT bmms
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four Five listener emails are emails that have been
sent to us people asking advice that, says my buddy
AND i were having drinks and out of. Nowhere he
tells me he's intentionally working fewer, hours taking no, overtime

(01:22:22):
no side, gigs just so his child support stays. Low
he even bragged about telling his ex to her, face,
quote why SHOULD i bust my ass just to hand
more money to? You this isn't a broke. Guy he
drives a new, truck went on a weekend trip with
his new, girlfriend drop buys gear all the, time tickets for.
SHOWS i told HIM i didn't think that was. Smart he,

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SAID i don't know what it's lack to be stuck
having to give this woman his hard earned money every.
Month MAYBE i, don't BUT i know what it's like
to grow up with a dad who didn't give a.
Damn do you THINK i should have said? Anything SHOULD
i keep saying? Something or is he just a? Pos

(01:23:04):
listener email from a guy whose buddy says he's taking
less shifts and working to earn less money so he
can pay his ex baby mama less, money and he
said something and his friend didn't take too kindly to.
IT i would have to Ask, JEFF i don't know

(01:23:26):
if that's a real. THING i don't know if you
can do that take less. Time, WELL i mean it's
all based on your. Pay, yeah BUT i think the
formulas done ahead of, time isn't. It, well it depends
if you've been at the same job, whatever you, know
when you got divorced and where you're at. Now you
know it's based on how much you, make, right you,
Know but don't they do that formula during custom like

(01:23:48):
ahead of time before it's not a floating number that.
Changes you have to go back to court to change, it, Right, yeah,
absolutely you have to go back to court and change.

Speaker 8 (01:23:55):
It so maybe the new opportunities have presented itself and
he's just not taking them right like they're, offered but he's, like,
No i'm not gonna take them because IF i make,
more she'll take me to court for.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
More, WELL i mean it's based off. Whatever when when
when the order was, made they look at your how
much you're, making and they're, like all, right we're going
to base your your child support off of this. Much,
now if he gets a. Raise they're not going to
go and automatically take. More it's going to stay the same.
Amount the other person has to go to court and, say,

(01:24:28):
HEY i want you to review, this you, know because
he's making more money, now so THEREFORE i should make
more money with that being. Set let's, say for, example
he was working at, McDonald's you, know when child support was,
enforced and he was making seven to fifty an, hour
and now he moves over to a manufacturing job and
he is, making you, know fifteen dollars an. Hour he's

(01:24:51):
still getting charged at the seven to fifty. Rate does
that make? Sense it has to be initiated by one
of the. Parties it's not a rolling, scale, right change
check to check, Right and dude is not going to self, Report,
Hey i'm making more. Money might want to go ahead
and change this SO i can give you more. Money

(01:25:12):
maybe you would report making.

Speaker 8 (01:25:14):
Less it's, Possible but wouldn't it catch up to you
during tax? Season?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
HOW i don't. KNOW i mean sales sport's not included in. Taxes,
OKAY i didn't know. That are you implying that once
you do your taxes then they would go ah, ha, Right,
NO i don't. LIKE i don't think the court's got the,
time resources of, people, yeah to monitor all that. Stuff
i've never been in that, situation SO i don't know

(01:25:41):
how it. Works but from my understanding Of jeff is
it isn't a sliding. Scale if it's affecting his children
by paying, less then that's not. Cool but, regardless it's
none of your, Business, brah unless you're his wife's. Attorney
just forget about. It about. It you can request an

(01:26:03):
income reevaluation every three years THROUGH, dhs goes off the
last six, months but you have to go to. COURT i,
mean how much difference does it make? Too what do
you mean by? That, WELL i mean taking overtime and all.
That i'm sure it makes a, difference of, course but

(01:26:24):
are we talking like twenty, grand fifty, grand one hundred? Grand?
Right but, see the thing is is like, overtimes that's not.
Guaranteed your base pay is, guaranteed but your overtime is not.
Guaranteed and that might be a question For. Jeff you,
know you can't factor in the fact that you're getting
overtime into your your child support because it's not. Guaranteed

(01:26:47):
that makes, sense, Right that makes. Sense this one, says
just because he's not given the woman as much money
as he could does not mean that he's not spending
a lot of money on the kid or giving it
to the. Kid huge, differentference not enough. INFORMATION i like this.
ONE i really WISH i could say, it BUT i.
Can't reasonable. Answer your friend isn't. Cool the money isn't

(01:27:08):
for his, ex it's for his. Kid we'll come back
to that nuclear. Answer sounds like his ex may be
hard up for money. Soon she might be looking for
a new sugar. Daddy you could go get all the,
fun but no legal. Obligation, yes you're, right it is
for the, kid but you're not writing a check to the.

(01:27:29):
Kid no. Right plenty of people that get checks don't
funnel it all the way, down AND i don't know
what their dynamic. Is sometimes the dynamic includes money to
provide a home for the. Child, so, yes it is
for the, kid but it's to raise the kid right, clothes,
food a, roof not your nails, done not getting your hair.

(01:27:54):
Dead you see WHAT i? Mean, yeah but you don't know.
That there's no way to discern where that money comes.
From we just give. It it comes out of the check
and then they get, it and whatever they do with
it is what they do with. It if you value your,
friendship hold your, tongue mind your. Business saying anything to
him wouldn't likely change his, actions but may change your.
Friendship if he's, behind they will garnish his, wages and

(01:28:18):
that's possibly what it sounds. Like then he lowers his,
wages therefore lowering the percentage of. Garnishment. Uh that doesn't
necessarily mean he's A pos, dad BUT i understand where
you're coming. From how's how he's kind of being a
smartass about. It but if mom isn't making any changes
what court orders with the court, orders then move. On

(01:28:40):
as a father who PAID cs for over a, DECADE
i say this guy is A, pos and so is
anyone who says. Otherwise sounds like this guy is out
of business and needing some of his. Buddies he needs
to mind his own effing. Business another, one overtime maybe
stopped on any time as, well So i'd hate for

(01:29:01):
it to be based on. That another, one as a
guy that pays child, support get his. FRUSTRATION i get his,
frustrations but that money is to help her and keep
the light bill on while the kids are not with.
YOU i used to think like this, guy BUT i
grew up and took care of responsibilities even when my
ex AND i didn't get. Along you can have your
case reviewed every once every three years and have to

(01:29:23):
turn in check stubs prior To it's just a hearing
over the phone With Child Support services listener email from
a guy who says his buddy was bragging about how
he's taking less hours, intentionally no, overtime no sigids, gigs
so his child support stays. Low he even bragged about
telling his ex to his, face this isn't a broke.

(01:29:45):
Guy he drives a new, truck drops cash on clothes and.
TICKETS i told HIM i didn't think that was. Smart he,
SAID i don't know what It's you don't know what it's.
Like MAYBE i, don't BUT i know what it's like
to grow up with the dad who didn't get a.
Damn do you THINK i should have said? Anything SHOULD
i keep saying? Something or is he just a Pedos?

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
Lindsey, YEAH i, mean you can talk to your blue
in the, face but it ain't gonna change the way
he feels if he doesn't want to give her any more.
Money he's not gonna give her any more. Money if
you feel compelled to give her some, money then go for.
It but, yeah they she if she wants more, money
she's gonna have to take them to, court plain and, simple.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Gimp, Okay well here's a fun. Thing so ANYTIME i
hear dudes bitching about child, SUPPORT i get. IT i get.
IT i was in my mid twenties when WHEN i
got hit with, that and it. Sucks you work your
ass off forty hours a week and you get a

(01:30:50):
big chunk of your check just ripped right. Out you
don't even get to see, it and it hurts at,
first but you get used to. It you, adjust you
you you learn how to live with. It you learn
how to at least that's what it took. Me. Anyway,
GOD i was, angry just like these guys or, rabble rabble.

(01:31:13):
Rabble this is a bunch of. Bs why are they
got to take this? Money why they got to take
so much? Whatever but knowing that there's NOTHING i could
do about it at, all, WHATSOEVER i just suck it,
up AND i almost, like all, right it is what it.
Is we, adjust we, reevaluate and we, adjust and you
learn how to live with that money already, gone, Right

(01:31:34):
so it's, like shut the hell up and get over.
It your kids are being taken care. Of you're doing
your duty as a father to bye by paying child,
support even though, it's you, know taking directly out of your.
Check you're not physically writing a check or a money
order or. Whatever so suckond. Them get over. It you
figure it, Out you figure out how to. Live that's

(01:31:55):
my advice to the guy you know that that's paying
the child support to the listener, himself shut the hell.
Up it's none of your goddamn. Business whose business is
it of you to be? In this guy's worried about
how he's living his, life all right because you don't
agree with, them, okay because your papa wasn't, There get over.
It it's not your. Place do you like your? Friend do

(01:32:18):
you like hanging out and having drinks with? Them kind
of sounds like. It if you want that to, stop go,
ahead keep running your, mouth tell him how you, feel
telling he's a pos and then you don't agree with,
him because that'll be a great way to end that.
Relationship and if you don't want that to, end then
sit down and shut. UP i don't know anything about

(01:32:38):
paying child's sport or how many of that. WORKS i
do know that you can try and cheat the, system
and then you got to live with those feelings afterwards
if you think you're successful at. It but from What i've,
seen not a lot of people get away with. It
so do, it. DON'T i don't. Know as far as
the friend grow grows. ARE i don't disagree with what

(01:33:03):
people are saying to, like mind your own, business except
his friend volunteered the. Information and if you Think i'm
going to positive positively reinforce you when you're doing SOMETHING
i think is, STUPID i. AIN'T i ain't, google, Man
i'm not here to give you confirmation. Bias we're friends
because you somehow liked my? Opinion or are we friends

(01:33:25):
BECAUSE i just go along with whatever you're. Doing you
shared the, INFORMATION i didn't. Dig as far as keep
bringing it, UP i don't, know, Man why are you
a master? Orator he thinks you can change? People because you.
Can't but he brought it. Up he shared the. Information

(01:33:50):
that's you want to share your opinion on, it go.
Ahead to keep bringing it up is a little, wild
right to going back to the well after you said,
it and he was, like, wow you don't. Know well
that sounded like that was the end of the conversation to. Me,
Right i'm personally not friends with people because they agree with.
ME i am friends with people because they are fun

(01:34:11):
to hang out. With we have good, conversations we have
fun when we're going plays like that kind of, stuff
not because they agree with everything THAT i agree. With
a lot of my friends might be a, shock Like
okra still friends with. Them, HELL i married. One she
Loves okra uh AND i remind her THAT i don't
like it every time she orders. It that being, said

(01:34:35):
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whatever that question is to eight two nine four. Five
let's see what lindsay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Has four balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
A member of The La Cueva High school junior varsity
baseball team In Rio ranch In New, mexico is now
facing fifteen counts of. Battery reports alleged that the unnamed,

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player for reasons known only to, him decided it would
be a good idea to take a leak in the
water cooler belonging to the opposing. Team when the alleged
incident became known to, officials the entire team was suspended
pending the results of investigations from the school district and

(01:36:08):
the local. Police in a statement from the school, district
it was made clear that if the allegations proved to be,
true discipline for all those involved will be. Severe what
high school?

Speaker 11 (01:36:21):
Was?

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
That was a high school or high school.

Speaker 8 (01:36:23):
Junior varsity baseball?

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
TEAM a bunch of? Kids? RIGHT i bet you? There
what are you? Chicken?

Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
Right Shador sanders had THE nfl world talking over the
weekend after he threw the football during a pro. Day
with the draft only a few weeks, Away sanders could
be one of the first players chosen in THE Nfl.
Draft he and Former Miami hurricanes Quarterback Cam ward are
considered to be the best players at that position, available

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but it is pro day throwing, mechanics sparked a. Debate
sanders was seen patting the ball before he threw. It
FORMER nfl Quarterback Kyle slaughter believed it could be a
problem for the Former Colorado buffalo star in the. Future he,
SAID i, personally personally Believe sanders has a chance to

(01:37:19):
be a GOOD qb in THE. Nfl but, boy is
that ballpadding going to be a, problem he wrote ON.
X patting the ball is very common and not a
problem when it's to initiate your throwing. Motion But sanders
is bringing the ball to his free hand to pat.
It timing and accuracy are going to be. Affected New
York jets defensive Back Andre cisco warned that defenders will

(01:37:42):
be able to get To sanders. Early, says, boy better
stop patting that. Ball we break it on that, early
he wrote ON. X New York giants wide Receiver Darius
slayton had a different. Take he, SAID i promise he
can pat the ball and be just. Fine If DB's
was so good at breaking on, ballpats they all have
eight plus picks a. Year slayton wrote on social, media

(01:38:04):
same guys that fall for a two man dagger concept
and give up the dig on a third and long every,
season all season? Long talking about a? Ballpat what a?

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Joke, YEAH i think it's six of this half a
dozen to the. Other can he disguise the? Ballpat can
he change his? Tick? Essentially? RIGHT i would like to
think he. Can he's he's a pretty good, athlete so to.
Me the other alarming, thing why maybe it's not Was.
Hunter Trevis hunter said he could play every minute if
the team let, Him AND i was, thinking DO nfl

(01:38:37):
players here college players talk like, this as in never
taking AN nfl snap and be, like, boy you don't
know what you're talking. ABOUT i listen to your, kid,
right probably sit? Down, yeah shut, up rather than, like,
LISTEN i know it's going to be an uphill. BATTLE
i want to be prepared to play every minute should
they ask me, to rather than like you children playing that.

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GAME i Think Travis under's easily the best athlete in the.
Draft and if they're saying he won't go, first BUT
i don't, know, man he's a stud.

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
Player you Think cam's gonna go before?

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Him it depends on if trade. Happens Because tennessee needs a.

Speaker 8 (01:39:23):
QUARTERBACK i, See, okay. Say he has clinched the number
One west seed for the sixth time in franchise, history
dating back to The Seattle SuperSonics, era and the first
instance in consecutive. Seasons even more impressive is The, thunders
at twenty eight and one record Against east teams this,
season the best cross conference record IN nba. History last,

(01:39:45):
season they were eliminated in The West conference semifinals by The,
mavericks who eventually reached THE Nba. Finals they take on
The leakers, tonight and that is Your balls to The Wall.
Sports I'm lindsay in ninety seven to five, Kmode.

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ask anything you.

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Want just remember keep it, clean no bodily, fluids nothing,
sexual and don't. Forget we can and will pass on a.
Question let's open up the phone. Lines Here's gorvin in
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Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Bm mess and whatever that question is to eight two
nine four five B mms. Space whatever the question is
to the phone number eight two nine four, five you
can call it nine one eight four to. Six oh K.
Odi this text one is a pretty great BEFORE P diddy's,
allegations if you would have been invited to his house,
party would you all have? Gone? Now he had previous

(01:41:44):
before you had this, knowledge he had some pretty notorious,
parties one of them being The white party he would
have in The. Hamptons oh, yeah everybody. Went it's easy
to go through photos and see pretty much anybody, there
anybody who's anybody, yes of the celebrity. World so the, question,
lindsay if before he did he's, allegations if you had

(01:42:05):
been invited to his house, party would you have? Gone?

Speaker 8 (01:42:08):
YEAH i think. So definitely reb elbows with some celebs for.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Sure uh, huh yimpy one hundred. Percent. YEAH i think
you're fooling yourself if your answer isn't. Yes if any
celebrity invites you out to a, party you're gonna, go
even if it's a ded. Lister IF Dj qualls invited
me to a house, Party i'm, GOING i don't.

Speaker 8 (01:42:30):
KNOW i don't. Know Ron jeremy invites you to a house,
Party i'm.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Going he's. Legendary it may be slimy and greasy, looking
but he's. Legendary how many people do you know and
party With Ron? Jeremy, yeah or celebrities in, general it
would be. Challenged, see it's because you have knowledge of
the nefarious things that they've, done so you have to
go with you don't have that. Knowledge so for, me, obviously,

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yeah you would. Go who wouldn't want to go to
a party at a mansion with famous? People the question
is what's the threshold that would make you? Leave, okay
because that's what. Happened people went to these parties and
crazy things. Happened, Yeah i'm Definitely i'm definitely getting all
my own, beverages, right even without the, Knowledge i'm getting

(01:43:21):
all my own. Beverages i'm definitely keeping a hand over
my beverage When i'm looking away right, Right, see that's
where flasks come in, Handy, Right just keep a flask
in your jacket. Pocket you ain't gonna worry about nobody
messing with.

Speaker 8 (01:43:34):
It that's true at.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
All what's the hya except if you're going to a celebrities.
Party you don't want to be drinking buck, gin right
or what vodka when you could be Drinking Johnny walker
eye and.

Speaker 8 (01:43:48):
Stuff, absolutely they probably have bartenders galore set.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Up, yes you're not waiting in a, line right. Right
what's the? THRESHOLD i think when you get your individual
blot the, lube that's when it's like you gotta start
making decisions real. Quick, hey we want to talk to
you in this room.

Speaker 8 (01:44:07):
Alone, yeah, EXACTLY i hear.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
You it's easy again with the knowledge you have now, right,
Right but you get in that environment around people more
famous than. You the self grandizing of your like you
start believing you're, somebody, Right like.

Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
Pet, Says, hey your Friend ghippy says that you can.
Sing why don't you come? Audition let me hear, you
let me hear.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
That i've heard you on the. SHOW i have a
studio exactly you want to. See you want to hear
what it's like to sing in the.

Speaker 8 (01:44:36):
Studio, YEAH i would totally do.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
That maybe maybe when the kids walk in right and
not like their own. Children they just got them in a.
Line all, right take your. Pick that's what it's. Like
OH i, KNOW i hear, again it's what you know.
Now but a barching band starts playing and parading through the,

(01:44:58):
party you don't think twice, Right And i'm not thinking
of like that kind of. KID i was thinking more.
Elementary but, YEAH i get what you're. Saying if it's
disguised in a way that you don't think it's that.
Bizarre how was at p to the's house and almost
in a marching band just started? Playing you, Know i'm
just thinking WHEN i saw that, Question i've been lucky

(01:45:19):
enough to go to plenty of cool, shows been many tour,
buses been in backstage. AREAS i don't Think i've been
to a famous person's house and all the events That
i've ever been a part, OF i don't Think i've
ever been to a celebrities. HOUSE i have. Not even

(01:45:43):
Times i've been to an, event it was at our
house that was, rented and they did it at a,
house right because if it gets, trashed it's not their. House?

Speaker 8 (01:45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
Yeah. Uh Will Kanye west ever get help with whatever
is going on with? HIM i missed two Thousands Kanye, LINDSEY.

Speaker 8 (01:46:02):
I don't think. SO i think he's too full of.
Himself he's he's too. Narcissistic he's not gonna he doesn't
have a. Problem are you kidding? Me that's his, attitude his.
Take everyone else has the, problem not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Him gimby probably. Not he doesn't seem like he wants
to get any help or acknowledge that he's got some
kind of mental. Disorder to, him he's normal and he's
just being. Him SO i just Let kanye Be, kanye
let them be. Them it's an interesting. QUESTION i think

(01:46:40):
you misspelled the word. Normal Will kanye be my? Normal
that's really what you're. SAYING i don't know if he's
crazy he's definitely saying some things that don't correlate with my.
Beliefs right and two Thousands kanye is still. There he
just doesn't have the drive or desire to do that. Stuff,
right get help with. AGAIN i don't, KNOW i don't.

(01:47:05):
KNOW i don't. Know quick feeding the. Cat he does
all this because he gets his photo everywhere and people
talk about it a lot of. Attention, yeah he gets
a lot of.

Speaker 8 (01:47:17):
Attention apparently him And bianca broke.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
Up he coo? Cares, right who?

Speaker 8 (01:47:23):
Cares?

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
Again here we are talking about. IT i like this,
question build your perfect hot. Dog while you're thinking about, That,
lindsay The texter said mine would be a steam, bun
a grilled hot dog with, chili cheese and. Onions all, right,
lindsay build your perfect hot.

Speaker 8 (01:47:43):
Dog SO i would have won with A chicago dog
UNTIL i heard him say for her say steamed, bun
and a steamed bun hot dog only needs for me choe,
cheese the melty thick not cho cheese on. TOP i

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love a good cheese, dog.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
So good so hot dog bun? Cheese, yes, OKAY gimpi
ARE i look at hot dogs and chili dogs as
two separate, things. Right, sure the hot dog is there
under the chili and the, cheese and typically that's WHAT i.

(01:48:28):
Do but that's a chili. Dog that's not a hot
dog for. ME i like The chicago. DOGS i think
those are. Fantastic they're. Good they got the little pickle on.
There we you, know poppy seed buns and this and.
That But i'm pretty. Simple ketch up and mustard on
a regular old. Bun you, know could the dog could be,

(01:48:49):
Boiled the dog could be. Grilled it, could, yeah you.
Could you. Could you could fry it up on a
pan and it'd and it'd be all. Right and pretty.
Simple ketchup, mustard steamed, bun, griddle hot, dog then put into,
boil dice, tomatoes diced, cucumber, pickles a little bit of, onion, celery, salt, mustard.

Speaker 8 (01:49:16):
Grilled, first then.

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Boiled, yeah not. Boiled put in a water because that's.
It Put usually they're put in a water. Bath that
steamed bun is important. Too oh, yeah makes a, difference
that's for. Sure, yes, yeah pay better than. Toasted i'm telling.
You the hot dogs AT qt pretty good man for
a convenience store hot. Dog The costco AND qt ones

(01:49:37):
are pretty good, too and they ain't nothing. Special to
tell the, TRUTH i always say. Questions let's start with
this weirdest thing your mom and dad ate as a.
Snack my mom liked candlelope with. Salt my savage dad
ate chucked oysters out of a. Jar, yes, apes candle

(01:49:59):
open salt By it is not that. Weird, no it's
like a watermelon in salt or apple and salt. Like
it's a very it's sweet and salty. Like it's not
A it's not that.

Speaker 8 (01:50:08):
Bizarre, YEAH i think it. Enhances it's also to enhanced
the flavor of the cantalou or watermelon. Whatever MY i
don't remember anything. Weird my guess from my mom was
she loved jello or tappyoca, pudding WHICH i don't like
either of. Those but my dad would eat liver worst

(01:50:32):
on ritz crackers with grape. Jelly so he put the
liver worst on the cracker and then tap it with
the grape. Jelly AND i just thought that was the
most disgusting thing. Ever and then he introduced it to my.
Husband my husband loved. It he introduced it to a

(01:50:52):
buddy of, ours and now that buddy loves it like
he's the buddy saw it and he was, like oh,
man what is. It he's, Like, oh don't knock until
you try, it and he was, like, oh that's.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Delicious it's sweet and.

Speaker 8 (01:51:01):
Salty is But i'm not a fan Of Liver worst at.
All can't even see the smell of.

Speaker 11 (01:51:07):
It, Disgusting but, yeah that was always his go. To
i'm like summer, sausage, man geez, crackers, normal.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
Gimbi my dad also was A bronchwiger, fan you. Know
and it is. Weird it's got a weird texture to.

Speaker 8 (01:51:29):
It, yeah like cat, food but it's not that there pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Good what those little cans of deviled, ham you know
What i'm talking. About. Yeah, yeah you can go to The,
walmart go to any grocery store and they're in the
canned food section and they're just tiny little cans of deviled.
Hand my mom would make sandwiches out of, that and

(01:51:54):
it works more like cat food than The bronchwager or
The Liver. Worst maybe because it's in a, CANYON i don't,
know but that stuff was so salty and so. DISGUSTING
i don't see is it like? Spam, No, No i'm
trying to, recall, LIKE i don't know IF i remember
something specifically, them SO i may mix, up like who was,
What But i'm pretty sure my mom like apple pie

(01:52:18):
with a slice of, cheese Like american cheese on, it
and that never looked good texturally looked. ODD i know
cheese and apple pie is a. THING i get the
sweet and. Salty it just was very bizarre to. Me
and then either my mom and dad loved stuffed bell
peppers AND i just don't get. IT i think that's. Weird, yeah,

(01:52:40):
no they're. Not bell peppers are girl. Ros there's no
culinary reason for. Them you don't go to fancy restaurants
and you see them making stuff bell. Peppers they don't
dice bell peppers for it's there's no reason for it
to be the main dish in. Anything and nine times
out of ten there's stuff with rice and meat and

(01:53:00):
it's just. Weird doesn't smell, good it doesn't taste. Good
it's weird they want to make some for.

Speaker 8 (01:53:07):
DINNER i was just thinking the same.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Thing go, AHEAD i like this one. Too do you
Think Lincoln park is a good show at? First for
a five year old who loves rock and? Metal lindsey.

Speaker 8 (01:53:23):
A five year. Old, yeah with headphones because it could
get too loud for a five year. Old but if
that's if that's their, genre Then i'd say, so.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
Gim me, Yes, yes that's a pretty pretty badass. Band
i'm not a huge fan of, them but you know
that's just. Me if your kid likes metal and rock and,
that and absolutely take, them that's going to create a
memory that will last with them, forever be a good or.
Bad do they Like Lincoln? Park if the answers, yes then,

(01:54:01):
yes try to take them to their first show to
see a band they want to, see because that is
where it'll, resonate even if there's one song they love
from a, band because who the band is hardly. MATTERS
i think your protection is kind of, important but, again
do whatever you think is. Right but taking your kids

(01:54:23):
to something they, LOVE i think is a good. Idea you're,
Asking is that pretty? Safe? YEAH i think A Linkol
parks show doesn't get. Crazy there might be a mosh,
BIT i don't, know maybe. Not but when they, before
when it Was, chester the shows were pretty much straight ahead.
Rocking he may talk a little, bit but great, show good,

(01:54:45):
theatrics good, stage. Presidents it was a good. Show so,
yeah from that, Standpoint, yeah this is an interesting, question
AND i had to check into it BECAUSE i wasn't
sure if your diet couldn't consist of foods that start
with one, letter which letter would. Pick so it has

(01:55:06):
to be if you pick the LETTER, z it can
only be foods that start with the LETTER. Z so
what letter are you? Picking i'll go, first cause AGAIN
i had to do a little checking here to make
SURE i understood the. Question i'm picking the LETTER. C, chicken, chocolate,
Coffee coca. Cola, sure calliflower. Cantalope it's not a FOOD

(01:55:34):
i can think of THAT i probably wouldn't eat that
start with the LETTER.

Speaker 8 (01:55:38):
C i was THINKING c, too BUT i was thinking more.
Carnivore so cover.

Speaker 2 (01:55:45):
All everything that's not a. Food. Yeah so.

Speaker 8 (01:55:50):
CAN i SAY am and go with? Meat?

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
Nope, Mm.

Speaker 8 (01:55:56):
THEN i Guess i'm gonna go with A.

Speaker 9 (01:55:58):
P pig, yeah, pork, right pork still get, bacon, pizza, pizza, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:56:12):
Mushrooms, yeah peers, yeah, yeah, pepperoni, pino, pinar.

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
OKAY gimpi going with the LETTER.

Speaker 8 (01:56:32):
H hallucinogen sure.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
H, Right, uh this is a good. QUESTION i work
FOR bnsf. RAILWAY i have an hour for lunch In.
Tulsa give me one good PLACE i should. Try oh,
mmmm where? IS i?

Speaker 8 (01:57:01):
Mean m just give me a place it see into
any taco, trucks so rosies and broken.

Speaker 2 (01:57:11):
Arrow, OKAY GIMPI i am going to, say go To.
Arnold's it's over there on the west. Side and they
got great, burgers great onion, rings great. Shakes, yeah that's
WHAT i was gonna, say. Too was Due arnolds. Too
it's kind of near that. Area Billy ray's would be

(01:57:36):
pretty good as over in that, area But, ARNOLD'S i
think is a safe. Bet any of those it's close
to where you're, at kind of near. There and, okay
pizza places a Minute Man pizzas over, There, yeah any
any of those would be good near the railway over.

(01:57:59):
There to tell the truth s, steak, salad, Salsa, yeah
best hot dogs is the food truck in front Of
low's On. YELLE i don't know about all. THAT i haven't.
Been it smells good walking by, always you, know that's
about where it ends. Always and for some, reason brats
always taste better out of a, truck, RIGHT i don't know.

(01:58:22):
WHY i don't. Know maybe it's the steam. Bun which
superhero would you want as a roommate in which one
would you hate living? With, oh.

Speaker 8 (01:58:34):
Roommate deadpool because he's hilarious and he'd crack me. Up
probably hate living With Wonder.

Speaker 2 (01:58:43):
Woman why you're afraid of? That lasts of a? Truth so?

Speaker 8 (01:58:50):
Hot exactly, JEALOUS.

Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
Gimpi i'm gonna go with having Iron man as your.
Roommate he's got the money man. Man, yeah SO i
figured that'd be all, right all, right all, Right so
far as which one WOULD i hate to have as, Roommate,
aquaman stuff just dripping, everywhere, right gotta have the just

(01:59:15):
you know you're sitting there next to damn tuna on a,
Couch you're trying to WATCH, tv and you know you
got the dolphin chatting your ear. Off you get out of.

Speaker 8 (01:59:24):
Here oh you're electronics of your.

Speaker 2 (01:59:26):
RUINED i Think Spider man's the easiest. One feels very
much like a, Commoner Unlike Bruce wayne or Iron man
or any. Like he feels very much like a. Commoner
feels like he's cool to hang out, with likes his
aunt makes good. COOKIES i hear. Right that feels like
a good one and then easily the worst one would
be The. Hulk that's. True you get on him one

(01:59:50):
time about not doing the dishes, right his girlfriend breaks
up with him and he's all, right we got to
take a. Break we'll be.

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Back more Of The Big Man Morning show is next
ninety SEVEN Kmod.

Speaker 2 (02:00:15):
Good, Morning it's The Big Mad morning shown nine, one
eight four. Six okmod can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four.
Five this is a great. STORY a YouTuber has been
arrested In india because he traveled to an off limits

(02:00:39):
island in The Indian ocean and tried to persuade the
locals on the island with a coconut and a diet. Coke, Okay,
like is it illegal to have coconuts and diet? Coke,

(02:01:00):
no but it is a protected island at least according To,
india and that it is home to this tribe that
is voluntarily in. Isolation they've defended often by, force protecting
from the outside. World and can you imagine can you

(02:01:22):
imagine like them seeing a can of coke.

Speaker 11 (02:01:26):
And be like what?

Speaker 3 (02:01:27):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
Right just wait till they taste it, though, yeah, right?
Right or they might spit it, out, yeah, right because it's.
Carbonated there have been times where people tried to connect with,
them like in nineteen sixty. Seven in nineteen seventy, five
an adventurer tried to talk to some of them on the.

(02:01:51):
Island shipwrecks have happened near there and ran on the
ran the ground on the coastal. Reefs there was a
peaceful contact that happened in nineteen ninety. One the people
were able to make repeated friendly, contact dropping coconuts and
other gifts to. Them no progress was made understanding what

(02:02:15):
they were saying with each, other and they were preminally
tried to warn them to stay. Away and that's When
india was, like, hey let's stay away from. There just
leave them. Alone be. Fine and then fast forward to
this year where this kid who has a YouTube channel

(02:02:36):
From arizona made an unauthorized landing on the. Island he
left behind diet coke and, coconuts collected sand, samples and
recorded a video for his YouTube before he. Left and
then he was arrested by The Indian Police service and

(02:02:58):
he says he's just a thrill. Seeker, yeah, Okay i'm
just built different right.

Speaker 3 (02:03:08):
To?

Speaker 2 (02:03:08):
Me a thrill is, like oh are they what samples
are gonna have? Today to go to an island where
you cannot rationalize and you think because you were good
at The Oregon trail that you can, negotiate this is wild. Man,

(02:03:31):
yeah but he brought dia. Coke that's probably why they
told him to go. Away don't know what he liked
that diet coke get in. HERE i think that that
was the wrong, move just because it's so shiny and
just it's misleading and should have Brought dr pepper. Instead
you open, it it, explodes LIKE i just think that's
a bad. MOVE i don't think that's. Smart so if
you're gonna bring him a foreign, beverage what do you? Bring,

(02:03:54):
okay WELL i wasn't gonna say. BEVERAGE i was gonna
say what Foreign what would you bring to show? Peace
what would be the item you would if you want
it to be a, beverage be a. Beverage but to,
me like to show something, like, hey this is because
they don't know what it is and you can't tell
them right right? RIGHT i like you have a two

(02:04:14):
minute like sharing of, Gifts you're not exactly going to
be able to show how a hammer.

Speaker 8 (02:04:20):
Works, right something that make their life. Easier what are you? Picking,
yeah like a like a microwave or, hm.

Speaker 2 (02:04:38):
Expose them to? Radiation yeah right?

Speaker 8 (02:04:40):
Right what about an actual?

Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
Shovel, okay, yeah shovel a tool of. Sort, OKAY i
think a couple of large pepperoni. Pizzas it's, perfect it's, simple,
right something they've never had. Before all you gotta do
is open up the box and then the smell of
the pepperoni pizza hits them and they're, Like and then

(02:05:13):
you show them because they're freaking. Out they've never seen pizza.
Before and you peel that slice off and it's got
all the cheese dripping from the, pizza and they're, like
and of course you gotta blow on it because it's, hot.
Right you gotta let them. Know don't don't eat it too.
Fast you gotta burn your, tongue all, Right and then
you you you eat the pizza and then huh and

(02:05:35):
you show them, here have, some and then they get
that taste of pepperoni cheesy goodness for the first time
in their.

Speaker 8 (02:05:41):
Mouth then they all get the.

Speaker 2 (02:05:43):
Runs hey, Whatever i'm sure they get the. Runs they've
got a hole for. That over there or, something the
things that they make mistakes with, eating, Right, YEAH i
think you've got to bring something to show. Peace and
so like my first thought was. Salt bring them, salt
and because it's an easy like to show and, taste
but are they going to trust. That they still. Don't

(02:06:05):
they might not know what it is or any spice,
really SO i was, thinking like a stringer of, fish, yeah,
Okay or bring sand to the. Beach. HUH i, Mean
i'm it is in old times to show peace you
would bring, food, right and you have to bring food

(02:06:25):
that they are they're not going to be, questioned, Okay
and so, YES i hear what you're, saying bring sand
to the, beach but they're show you're SHOWING i am
a kind person. Here i'm not trying to revolutionize their
world with a microwave or a can of. Coke here's.
Food then the next, time MAYBE i can be like

(02:06:48):
you think that's, awesome look at. This if there is
a next, time this, guy this guy brought us, fish
you know much? Fish we have fish every goddamn. Night
island fishing is, finicky so they may be in a
dry spell maybe where they're at, there not right. FISH
i don't, know, Right maybe they don't have catfish nuggets

(02:07:11):
there on their, island not file a fish sack of
the sack of fish sandwiches. McDonald's, yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:07:21):
With cheese your eyes, though the time they got there
would be all. SOGGY i, mean.

Speaker 2 (02:07:26):
Pizza is gonna be Sat whatever you bring is going
to be, gross, right unless you're bringing the warmer, box
and then that's like a whole. Thing oh, Right now
For gimpi's, question what beverage are you?

Speaker 8 (02:07:38):
Bringing they probably have some way of making their own,
Moonshine SO i feel Like i'd love to bring them
a nice bottle of. Wine you're gonna waste a nice
bottle on, them Huh, yeah peace, offering maybe even some
champagne scaring.

Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
When the opening huh, right they think as you're shooting at,
them they wouldn't even know what that. Is. Right what
are you, Bringing? Gimpie? UH a container of sweet sun?
Tea mm. Hmmm, yeah that's not bad. Either it's easy
to make. Water let the sun do the brewing. Man

(02:08:19):
so maybe this is an. Asterisk Maybe i'm signing the
question of. It i'm bringing kool, Aid.

Speaker 8 (02:08:26):
Okay which flavor, though that's.

Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
Right that's where you get INTO i don't know which
flavor strawberry, cherry DO i bring? Grape there's really only two, flavors,
right it's lemon lime and, grape so uh probably lemon.
Lime bring? Orange, No, NOW i think you've got to
bring a flavor profile they can wrap their head, around.
RIGHT i, mean if we're bringing Like hawaiian, sea feels. Appropriate. Right.

(02:08:55):
GOD i was one of my mom to Buy hawaiian see,
right it's Called hawaiian see why punch or Se hawaiian,
Punch that's what it. IS i always wanted To hawaiian.
Punch it always tasted so, good the red and the
orange flavor in. It. BRO i was at The popeyes
last week for that remote and they've Got hawaiian punch
in and their soft cotton. Machine, yeah and their. FOUNTAIN
i was, like holy, hell that's not something you get

(02:09:17):
all the, time, no in a. Fountain SO i jumped
on it AND i enjoyed every all two. GLASSES i
would think Seeing hawaiian punch inside a fountain machine is
equal to seeing red. Cream. Yeah, yeah you see. That you're, like,
ooh it didn't happen that? Off, NO i don't know
why that's not a requirement in barbecue. JOINTS i cannot

(02:09:40):
wrap my brain around. That, huh this should be. Automatic
there should be two types of. Soda there should be
orange for, sure or maybe, strawberry and then there should
absolutely be cream. Soda oh, yeah in every barbecue joint
restaurant in. General, man you, get you give root. Beer
it's not the. Same Rut beer's, fine, Man but cream

(02:10:03):
soda and barbecue man hand in. Hand this person texted
in a bow. SAW i read it as bone, saw
AND i was, like why are you going to bring
them a bone? Saw but? Whatever a bow? Saw, yeah
well that's a weapon or a TOOL i feel like

(02:10:24):
would be a little bit different like what you're. Picking,
yep they've already figured out how to cut down limbs
and trees and stuff like. That you. KNOW i would they.
Shelter they've already figured out how to build. Shelter they've
been living on this island. Forever, yeah SO i think
that they've got. It Figure they're not just laying out
under the. Stars you. Know they've figured out IF i

(02:10:46):
take this rock and smash it into this, tree stuff
will fall off of it and THEN i could use
that FOR x Y. Z SO i don't. SEE i
don't think bringing tools is a good.

Speaker 8 (02:10:56):
Idea what about mosquito?

Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
Repellent drink? It they don't know what it, is, right
and they're probably used to the most geektoes are using
natural elements like. Mud. Uh i'm bringing a.

Speaker 8 (02:11:09):
Tart yeah it's a good one, Too.

Speaker 2 (02:11:11):
Okay shelter is always the most sought after and to
make to. Streamline they can wrap themselves in, it they
can hang. It, yeah a lot of good uses for. It,
yeah for, SURE i think that's a good. One, BOSAF
i agree with. You he feels a. Little they've got
they've got the saw thing for, there they've. Got they
feel pretty confident in what they. Got, yeah and his

(02:11:32):
other one give me shows them A pepperoni. Pizza people
never expose dairy. Products they're gonna be lactose, intolerant so
they're gonna clear war as soon as they get off the.
Crapper that is. TRUE i didn't think about that Because
i'll be changing their diet. Dramatically they're used to fish
and leaves and, stuff And i'm, like, here we have
some GREEN i don't know, again if they figured out to.

(02:11:52):
Cut they probably have figured out how to add some
spice of some sort to their, food right to their.
Fish they're never ending, fish, yeah or humans or whatever they're. Eating,
right gim me AN i show, up they're gonna be,
like oh, dinner, right we would eat like kings. Tonight

(02:12:12):
take a, Break we'll be.

Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
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Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
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Speaker 8 (02:12:39):
TODAY i learned you can choke on too much ranch
and SAYING i love you after the third date is
a bit, premature ambitious and makes everyone question your. Judgment
but at least you're, committed or maybe you should be.

Speaker 2 (02:12:54):
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i love you And i'm here to stay like a.
Ficus AND i also learned that don't be blasting off
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UH i learned all Of metallica's favorite songs are, uh
you know for Whom pinocchio tolls sand to black. Uh

(02:13:22):
AND i also learned that it doesn't matter if you
go to an. Island just make sure you take something
that needs a really long extension cord to give to the.
Locals It's corby, saying make sure that dishwasher is, loaded, Right.

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Speaker 11 (02:14:19):
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Tulsa we try to boy TikTok i think it's like

(02:14:45):
this endless rabbit hole of like. Talent to watch people
do videos on TikTok i is just it's so fascinating
to me because so many people are really, talented and
the idea and the like learning how to shoot take
shots and like clean them up and things THAT i

(02:15:05):
took a college course. In, yeah and they're getting it
done really, fast, Right it's really. Impressive and SO i
found this. Guy he's clearly a comedian and He i'm
assuming this Is. JACK i gotta be, HONEST i didn't
dig too. Deep but what he's talking, ABOUT i think
is a really funny. Idea we'll see what what you guys.

Speaker 14 (02:15:25):
Think, okay important updates to the entry rules for the
twenty twenty Five Prettiest budthole In. Michigan it is very
important you watch.

Speaker 2 (02:15:35):
This video until the.

Speaker 14 (02:15:37):
End we are currently only looking to see five spoked
buttholes end. Up if you have less than five, spokes
stay the home to the lady that wrote in last
week she had three butthole, spokes asking if she was
allowed to compete because she lost most of her butthole
spokes during a freak combine accident in Stock, Ridge, michigan

(02:16:00):
in two thousand and. Six, no we don't want to
see you at this at pageant this.

Speaker 2 (02:16:06):
Year the idea of a butthole contest is so funny to,
me and the idea of, hey it's got to be
five spokes or three. Spokes you can't be three, spokes
you gotta be. Five i'm just being. HONEST i don't
know how many SPOKES i am AND i don't know

(02:16:27):
If i've ever gazed at a butthole long enough to
know how many spokes other buttholes.

Speaker 11 (02:16:37):
Are.

Speaker 2 (02:16:37):
Yeah, Yeah i've stared at a few buttholes of my,
time you, Know But i've never counted the, spokes never
counted the, spokes never been like, one, two, three, okay
you've got ten, now never really thought about. IT i
Guess i'm going to, start, Though i've never hunkered over
in front of a mirror and tried to look and

(02:16:59):
count How, Yeah AND i don't know the right. Way
DO i need to bleach it? First, LIKE i don't,
KNOW i don't know how. To some of them may be. Hiding,
yeah if you can get through the, Hair, YEAH i
think shaving might have a good factor. THERE i don't.
KNOW i don't know if you need to get the
anal bleach out right. YET i, mean because that it's your.

(02:17:23):
Butthole if you if you want your butthole to look
good for, you THEN i guess maybe you, know BUT
i think you'd be able, to you, know at least
count the spokes with the with the dirty brown booty.
Hole i'm gonna have to gaze at some booty holes
to know how many spokes they have on. Average. Yeah

(02:17:44):
one of the great things about this job IS i
get to google things like how many wrinkles does a butthole?
Have that is a good, question And i'm going to
put that on the next numbers game next time somebody picks.
Numbers the claim that the anus has a specific number of,
wrinkles like thirty five or thirty seven is a popular internet.
Meme there is no scientific basis for this, claim and

(02:18:07):
the anis does not have a fixed number of. Wrinkles
Salvador dolly. Quote the idea that the anus has a
specific number of wrinkles like thirty, four five or thirty
seven is often attributed to famous Painter Salvador, dolly but
there's no evidence to support. This the, rectum which is
the area before the, anis does have, folds but they

(02:18:28):
are called transverse, folds not. Wrinkles, sure folds are usually
three in, number but sometimes a fourth can be. Found,
really so typically all the booty holes have. Three, yeah
here's a great. One have you ever counted how many
folds your anis? Has? No, well if that's the, case
then who are these five spoke buttholes that this guy

(02:18:50):
is like trying to have a fucking competition your, BUTTHOLE
i think a unicorn or an well aged, person, right.

Speaker 8 (02:18:58):
Is basically your butthole is as unique as your. Fingerprint,
yes of.

Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
Course, yeah we've had a robbery. Here you need to
get some. Prints finger, no but butthole. Prints, YEAH i am.
Fascinated i'm this has not been this whole Like Salvador

(02:19:24):
dolly thing of thirty five thirty so that has not
been on MY. Fyp, MAN i didn't know anything about.
It all. RIGHT i Guess i'm just gonna have to
google butthole. Pictures then that'll get me What i'm looking. For,
Okay i'll. Help oh, god but whole? Picture, yeah BECAUSE
i just typed in ba hole, right and it's it's

(02:19:46):
not bringing up much when it comes to A google image.
Search now you put in butthole. Pictures there are a
lot of fucking assholes. Here, okay here's a good. One
where'd she? Go? God damn? It, OKAY i see which? Which, okay,
see now we're getting into a real. Problem which one
constitute the star the? Spoke? Oh just the big, ones,

(02:20:10):
yeah the big, lines the big the big, ones the big.
Spokes not all of them, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
TEN i Mean i'm just now to six And i'm
already at like. Seven, yeah this particular person has six of. Them,
OKAY I i was not aware there were so, oh
here's a good close up. One here we, go here

(02:20:35):
go gi, oh let me get a gander at The oh,
yeah see now that that seat that lan's the way
that it should, be not like bould shoe, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Twelve go, AHEAD i don't thirteen count the ones that aren't.

(02:20:57):
Connecting so, okay for for a, spoke there has to
be a clear line all the, way all the way,
in all the way into the, crevice you, know BECAUSE
i think the other ones are just that they're just
they're just. Wrinkled how far out then you because like
this one right, here right here is not very. Long
yeah see that's not very. DEFINED i wouldn't count that. One. Okay,

(02:21:19):
yeah what about this like that that is kind of
not even quite sure what? Cove, yeah we're not quite
sure what that. IS i could have been a skin
tag or something like that that got cut. Off but
the ones that you can clearly see the buck clip,
like what's? IT i think so it, says it.

Speaker 8 (02:21:33):
Says according to The Urban, dictionary spokes are the creases
in your. Asshole so according to, that it would have
to be directly.

Speaker 2 (02:21:44):
Around, again in is the operative? Word like what does nates?
In If i'm spreading my cheeks apart to show you
the inner, workings we're way passed. In yeah you're you're
stretching it out, Now, yeah uh, okay yeah there's a.
Lot we're over thirty for. Sure oh, yeah not every
butthole was created the. Same, no, no as you can

(02:22:07):
tell by these many many. Pictures and do they do?
They are they ever like super? Smooth like this looks
like this lady's got like ninety, right she looks she
looks like. Sandpaper, yeah they haven't been stretched out enough, yet.

Speaker 8 (02:22:25):
Are blown?

Speaker 2 (02:22:25):
Out? Right and this one's damn near. Impossible hold, on
where'd you? Go this one's damn near impossible to see
what the number? Like look how there's like not very
many at? All oh, yeah the more. Cavernous that one's
that one's been put to use a few. Times, okay
look look at this, one see and that one's that

(02:22:48):
one that hasn't been abused there's like. Four, yeah you
can tell always this person taking. SHITS i have no.
Idea they're very small. Ones. Rabbits oh that's her, nationality got?
It uh, yeah, okay here we. Go. Goddamn so that's
a good. Look look at my fancy. Butthole it's Something

(02:23:08):
i've never. Said that's a good looking. BUTTHOLE i don't.
Know i've Seen i've seen quiet a, few And i've
seen of them, like oh my, god that's. Disgusting you
need to watch that, thing or holy, cow that that thing.
Is get the fuck, out. Man that is. Gaped it
almost looks like chewing gum on someone's nipple that is
experiencing a supernova. Experience, yeah that's a very tight. Butthole

(02:23:32):
you might be able to get a pinky in there
if she'll let. You. Sidebar the number of women that
just show their asshole on the internet is. Wild, yeah oh, yeah,
yeah there's no there's no. Way this is pretty. Proud
that's fucking. Weird it should not look like. That that's not.

(02:23:54):
Okay ship just falls out literally you you need. Help oh,
yeah Then i'm telling you the number of people that
what are you fucking doing the number of people that
just Showed i'm on. One the number of people that

(02:24:15):
just willingly show their. Butthole oh my, god which one
is the butthole she's? Concentrating oh? Lot oh, yeah the
number of people that just willing nearly show their. Butthole,
yeah you want to get. Paid we're taking pictures. Here
you want to get. Paid you're going to spread your
cheeks and show me that asshole and then you can.

(02:24:37):
Leave maybe this person looks like they're questioning this. Decision uh,
RIGHT i don't want to see. That you don't have
to open up the doors to the garden Of. Eden it's.

(02:24:57):
OKAY i don't. UNDERSTAND i don't understand at. All you
need a goddamn Trim what the? Fuck? Yeah god, that
but some people are into that sort of. Thing some
people are into.

Speaker 8 (02:25:13):
That one got his head blown.

Speaker 2 (02:25:16):
UP i don't, Like well she probably he probably did
in this one. TOO i don't like using wet. Napkins
it's just, me, no, man keep it. Clean just being.
HONEST i had no. IDEA i, MEAN i knew buttholes
were all. Different that that isn't a foreign thought process to.

Speaker 11 (02:25:34):
Me uh.

Speaker 2 (02:25:34):
Huh but the idea that they have spokes and people
are actually communicating in about the number is, crazy AND
i GUESS i never really thought About it's kind of
WHEN i had the epiphany of how much chicken is
out there to, eat and the number of, chicken like
the amount of chicken you would need to produce to
have chicken sandwiches and fried chicken and all these. Things it's,
insane the amount of chicken we produce as a. Country

(02:25:57):
i'm having that same feeling about the number of people
that have shown their, buttle, Right, yeah that's. Fair it's
An you think it's not a, lot and then you
went and googling it's in the. Millions h, Huh and
that's your. Problem It's i've never shown my buttole to anybody,
ever not even a. DOCTOR i, MEAN i don't think.

(02:26:18):
So at your, age you should be going to see,
it doctor, Jellyfinger, right have you gotten to? That have
you gotten the prostate? Exam? Uh, well let me back.
UP I i have had a, colonoscopy SO i have,
there you, GO i. HAVEN'T i didn't show. THEM i
was medically drugged and they did the. WORK i don't,

(02:26:41):
know AND i don't know how colony. WORKS i don't
know if there's some sort of force it, action or
if they just kind of lube and put the camera.
In that's a good. Question now to answer your question
about my age and colon cancer correctal cancer surgery, CHECKS
i have not had. One my doctor has not SAID

(02:27:03):
i need, one And i'm constate. Exams, well it's the
reason they'd stick their fingers in your. Ass, YEAH i.
Had NOW i do have a freckle inside my eye tumor. Asshole,
yeah some think it's the same. Thing how do you know?
That and and that correlates with, uh prostate. Cancer and

(02:27:27):
they have found a connection that people have freckles in
their eyes have. Prostates so they keep on and it
correlates with the. Size so the, size the, freckle it,
whatever and so THEY i get checked for that every
year to see if if it's getting. Bigger can CAN.

Speaker 8 (02:27:41):
I see it like anyone?

Speaker 2 (02:27:43):
Without, no you need The, yeah it's it's right on
the like here you need a special. Tool. Yeah so
that that's that's kind of been the, Like, no you're
good right, NOW i know the Stat and there's no
history of prostate cancer my. Family, Right so there's there's
a couple of boxes being checked on WHY i don't

(02:28:04):
need to be checked on the, rest it makes, sense
but at least once every you, know, five ten, years
maybe EVEN i don't, know you, KNOW i don't. Know
they say that guys in their mid forties and early
fifties should be getting. CHECKED i think it's early fifties
more so than mid. FORTIES i think, they you, know
should should get the prostate. Exam AND i get. It

(02:28:25):
it's weird to have some guys, stick as you, know
finger in your, Ass but if that's the only way
they can do, it then that's how it's got to be.
Done high risk forty five very high risk where multiple
family members are early onset forty you should be tested.
Fifty African american men are at a higher risk than other. Races,
okay family, history having a, brother, father or son diagnosed

(02:28:49):
with prostate cancer and early age increases. Risk, yeah risk
increases with. Age. Yeah so since you crossed over this,
year you are you are now in your golden, years,
right fifties of golden? Years? Yeah, sure you know you should,
Probably And i'm surprised you, haven't to be honest with,
you because as much of a hypochondriac you, are you,

(02:29:11):
know in health conscious that you. Are you, know you would, think,
Hey i'm gonna go ahead and make. Disappointment Now i'm
gonna let him shove a finger or two in my.
Ass now we know where his line. Is, no, no, no, no,
no look in my. EYE i gotta be. HONEST i
don't get tests for every single thing out. There So
i've always been like a reactionary. Thing so WHEN i

(02:29:32):
HAD i did my heart checks and scans and all.
That it's because my friend who was my, age a
piece of calcium or plaque, dislodged sliced her main artery
and she. Died that's good forty. Two SO i was, like, shit,
right you know What i'm, saying it's reactionary. BASE i

(02:29:53):
don't know anybody who's had prostate, cancer not saying it doesn't.
Exist nobody in my family's had, it so it's never
been on the. Radar this says that there are one
and eight men two hundred and sixty eight thousand new
cases diagnosed, annually and it prostate cancer most commonly occurs

(02:30:15):
in people sixty five to seventy, four so the average
age of diagnosis being sixty. Six, okay so let's do
the math on. That that's sixteen years of somebody sticking
their finger in my ass when they don't need. To,
yeah but you're never adjust in case because you, know let's,
say you, know year, fifty stick a finger in your.

(02:30:35):
Ass you're, like you're, good all, right you're fifty, one still,
good and you do. It you're all the way good
up until like fifty, five and then all of a
sudden doctors, like whoa wait a, minute, right something doesn't seem.
Right at least you caught it before it got too far.
Off one in forty four men will die of prostate,
cancer so one in eight get. Diagnosed one in forty

(02:30:57):
four died because it is highly. Treatable, noah, yeah that's
something they just cut you. Out or is that you
gotta do the chemo wor One i'm not sure this.
Says these are signs of prostate. Cancer difficulty starting or
stopping your, enation weak or interrupted urine, flow frequent, urination
especially at, night pain or burning during, urination and blood

(02:31:22):
in the. Urine, okay sometimes you even back or. Hit
pain or even e ed can be. Signs, okay own.
Pain if you're pissing, blood it might be too far
gone by that. Point, yo if you're pissing, BLOOD i don't.
Listen if it's even a tinge in that, Direction i'm,
Like a'm pissing. Blood i'm. Not it's like coughing up.

(02:31:42):
Blood IF i if blood comes out of anywhere other
than my, Skin i'm pretty much losing my. SHIP i,
mean technically it is coming out of your, skin just you,
know it's your dick. Hole BUT i get what you're.
Saying there should not Be even WHEN i blow my
nose and there's, Blood i'm, like, ash all, right is?

Speaker 3 (02:32:01):
That?

Speaker 2 (02:32:01):
Yeah, yeah not an uncommon. Thing i've had bloody, noses,
right sort of a strike to the, face right, Right
i'm gonna be a little like, Whoa i'm gonna have
to watch. THAT i want to see what's. Happening. Yeah
WHEN i had that sinus infection a couple of weeks,
AGO i blew my nose and it came out a
little bread AND i was, Like, okay we'll continue to

(02:32:22):
blow and if it continues to come out of, red
then we may worry about. It but it. Didn't it was.
Fine it was. Fine the removal of the prostate gland
and surrounding tissues that's what. Happens in the. Surgery you
get a prostataectomy, prostaateectomy so they just cut it out of.
You if you've got the cancer in, there you don't

(02:32:43):
have to have your. Prostate they can do, radical which
is everything in the kitchen, sink partial where they remove
only a portion of the, prostate, laparoscopy a little small,
incision and a camera to guide the. Surgery robotic assisted.
Surgery that's WHAT i need is a about finger in my. Asshole, well,
LISTEN i don't. KNOW i don't know where they go. In,

(02:33:05):
YEAH i don't know. Either probably you would imagine it'd
be like in the stomach. Area you, yeah, who because
everything's just right. There you just move shit out of
the way and you're, like, yeah there's the proces right. Now,
okay surgeons make a decision in the lower abdomen between
the belly button and the pubic. Bone makes, sense so

(02:33:26):
you don't have to worry about where they go. In that's. Good, Yeah,
okay feeling better about. It you go go get checked out.
NOW i don't. LISTEN i don't think you have to
do it right at fucking Fifty, no, no, no why do?
Today which you could put off till. Tomorrow, No i'm
four years four months. In listen of the things That

(02:33:49):
i'm worried about in my life that can kill. Me
i'm just being. Honest i'm aware it's out there prostates
cancer is not one of. Them that's. Fair like you,
said you're still. Early you same. REASON i haven't got checked.
It i'm forty. FOUR i don't need. TO i got
six more years UNTIL i gotta worry about. It BUT
i know at some point in Time i'm gonna have
to go to a doctor and be, like, hey, doctor

(02:34:11):
put your finger in my, ass please, please if you don't,
mind why are both hands on my? Shoulders? Sir back?
Up cancer is one of those things like it's such
a scary word that you hear it and you, go huh, yeah,
Right one in seven and twenty men get breast, cancer,
right believe or. Not it's not just for. Women. Yeah.

(02:34:34):
Yeah so if you don't ever go to the, doctor
then you don't ever find out you got, cancer then
you never really had. Cancer. Right that's only that because
you find, out, right how many people died of that
stuff before they didn't even know what it?

Speaker 6 (02:34:48):
Was?

Speaker 2 (02:34:48):
Right? Right?

Speaker 11 (02:34:48):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:34:50):
Uh sixty seven thousand people get pancreatic, cancer, okay compared
to the prostate, right which what was? That what was that? Number? Remember,
uh two hundred and sixty eight, Thousand, yeah are diagnosed,
annually not not a, million near a. Million that's a

(02:35:12):
completely different. NUMBER i want to what do you think
the cancer numbers? Are, like what do you think is
the most diagnosed? Cancer, lindsay what do you?

Speaker 8 (02:35:20):
Think breast?

Speaker 2 (02:35:22):
Cancer she goes with the. BREASTS i go with what's
under the, breast and that's gonna be your. LUNGS i
think lung cancer due to the population, smoking how how
popular that was until like what the last ten, years
twenty years maybe? Even and then of course you've got the,
industry you, know you, know industries to where you're like

(02:35:45):
working in coal mines and shit like that to give
you the old black. Lawns, yeah or is it?

Speaker 8 (02:35:49):
Leukemia?

Speaker 2 (02:35:50):
SKIN i was gonna go with skin cancer was the number.
One in, Men the top three most common cancer types
are Prostate, yeah lung, any smoky black lung, whatever, right
and colon slash. Rectum damn near killed them, women it's breast,
lung colon slash, Rectum, okay and that's What Farah fossa

(02:36:12):
died from right that butthole? Cancer she had anus. CANCER
i believe that's. Different she had literally dyed from a
pain in her. Ass her spokes were. Blown, Right if
you had a tighter, Butthole, farah maybe things wouldn't be so.
Bad what's the. Difference anal cancer occurs in the anus

(02:36:35):
at the end of the, rectum where the stool leaves the.
Body rectal cancer develops in the, rectum the last part
of the large intestine before the anis got Youa so
anus is, right is the top of the exit, ramp
right right, right and rectum is the exit. Ramp, yeah,
okay that makes. Sense THEN i thought it. WAS i,
mean technically it is all, connected BUT i thought it

(02:36:57):
was all the, same to be honest with. You and
this is the last. Part rectum is that little dip
down here right so so so like if you're if,
you're if your rectal cancer grows so far and gets
bigger and, bigger because that's what cancer. Does Doesn't it
eventually leave your booty hole and like become ain't as, cancer,
no because it attaches to the. Skin two separate the cancers, Regardless, Okay,

(02:37:22):
YEAH i don't think, cancers excuse, me is a passing.
THING i just figure to keep on growing and growing and.
Growing the next thing you, know there it is. Cancer
here are you doing like a? Hemorrhoid, yeah kind of
like a. Hemorrhoid. YEAH i was thinking a lot yesterday
about our listeners are awesome and like getting, here you
get you, know you get sat, down you have, cancer

(02:37:45):
but don't. Worry we're gonna give it the old. College
like whatever the fuck they say after that is goddamn
waste of. Time and because you're not hearing, it no,
right and you're holding your hands with your partner or,
whatever and you're like, okay and then what you get
in the car and fucking go TO qt and get
A so, like what the fuck do you? Do that's
a very good. Question how do you how do you
rationally go about Your do you go back to? WORK

(02:38:08):
i wouldn't go back to, work but you're still a
month or two away from getting LIKE i GUESS i
think you go back to. Work i'm not saying it'd
be okay if you. Didn't i'm just, saying oh, NO
i wouldn't go back to work that. Day i'm taking
the rest of the day off the you know, why
but why just like Like lindsay, said to process what

(02:38:30):
the fuck is going? On you just got some pretty heavy.
News so you're not going home in. Journaling, no, no
you're not going to journal about, it but you can
sit down and think about. It, well, Fuck i've got
kidney cancer in this, case you, know because that's what
he said he had or whatever he said to any
think about. It, well fuck all, Right well what are my?
Options what CAN i? Do at least take that day,

(02:38:51):
off BECAUSE i think you would be highly distracted at
work and you wouldn't be very productive at work because
your brain's thinking, about FUCK i found OUT i got.
Cancer so you might as well just take the day,
off go, home you, know grab a fucking six pack
or a bottle or something to drink. Yourself it's just my,
Point LIKE I i hear what you're. Saying, listen there

(02:39:13):
ain't no fucking right. Answer but, uh you you're obviously
gonna have to live with, this, yeah for, sure at
least for a month or so while they're trying to
figure out before you can have. Surgery the most as
soon as you can start making it a part of
your life and getting used to. That that's the, processing, right,
right rather than, like, fuck what AM i gonna doh,

(02:39:34):
ah what DO i? Have let me fucking google? This maybe,
So but it might also calm the nerves a little
bit to where it's, like all, right idle, thoughts, MAN
i don't, KNOW i don't. Know you just start making up,
shit you, know your mind just races at that. Point maybe,
so maybe. So, yeah there's no right, answer there's no
fucking take the, down down and eat a, Pizza go

(02:39:55):
and fucking look at the Other who the fucking? Cares
it hardly, matters, right you got? Cancer so what, listen
you're get in, line you go sky, divan you go bull,
riding do all those things That tim mcgross, Said, RIGHT
i don't, know, Man rocky mountain. LINE i feel like

(02:40:17):
IF i get diagnosed with a fatal, Disease i've already
lost a. LOTTERY i ain't about to play another. One, Right,
yeah that's. True he may go all right here just
being an. Asshole take. Him oh oh, yeah you want
a zip line with no uh no? Safety now get
the fucking. Here god damn. IT i gave you a.

(02:40:40):
Warning try and live your life. Better and you're out
there just being reckless with. It, well, yeah of, course
why stop, Now i've been doing it all this. Time
one should take the time to understand how bread cracks
and how many spikes, sorry spokes are in an. Anus that's.
Right that's how you know you understand life when you
can name the number of spokes in your partner's. Butthole

(02:41:04):
i'm gonna have to go home account. NOW i don't
know IF i. Could you don't, know if you sure you?
Could sure you. COULD i, Listen if my wife is
sitting there And i'm looking at her, butthole there's high
probability we're having. Sex well, Exactly i'm.

Speaker 8 (02:41:19):
Just, SAYING i don't need to use that.

Speaker 2 (02:41:21):
Excuse i'm just, saying while you're, there why you got
it bent? Over just get don't count out loud though
she might be, like what are you? Doing one one? Spoke,
PLUS i don't know What i'm gonna, see AND i

(02:41:41):
don't need, that you know What i'm? Saying, yeah she,
couldn't it's too. Foresty sure let me get that razor. Firs,
YEAH i don't need we don't need to go get the.
Trimmer god, damn that sounds horrible grow, back, right so
itchy putting baby powder on my butthole because the hairs

(02:42:03):
are growing back so. Sharp you guys have a great.
Week i'm. Sorry, yeah