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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Everybody facts, everybody fast, every manifacts, everybody ees.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Of mark Where do they come from? These smells from behind?
From the air we swallow and the food that we
eat when we eat footage is digested into our intestines.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It is broken down to get the nutrients we need
for life. When this happens, nitrogen leting and carbon dioxide
gases are released and sit inside.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
They have to come out because they must be free.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Of around approach systemize from the streets. Man of everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Dons. They carts cats, They cart cows that eat the grass.
They carts zebra smart cat as her I did your
host a.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Hard time to u?
Speaker 7 (01:03):
S nachal.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
That's as obvious if you say, don't you look at me?
Speaker 8 (01:11):
Everybody puts, everybody does, everybody comes, everybody tis everybody ever
about tis.
Speaker 9 (01:44):
Nasty?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Okay, Now you may be thinking that that was just
some random bathroom humans. No, No, a public service announcement,
if you will, special day. It's National past gas Day.
If I'm lying, I'm dying. And that's so appropriate because
what was yesterday? What was yesterday National Bean Day? Shouldn't
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they be on the same day?
Speaker 10 (02:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Do you eat your beans one day? And you pass gas,
then it has had time to catch up to your
loading day.
Speaker 11 (02:52):
You know what I love about that song is that
it does away with the stigma of passing gas.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Here's a deal. Everybody does it, and most people admit
it except you women. You women will not admit to
farting no matter what. Oh my god, but I do
not do it in public like men. Well, okay, just
don't care. And you think it's very, very funny when
we got the pressure built up, that's what would do.
But I wish I'd brought a lighter someday because I'll
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cook one up for it.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
By the way, did you know experts say that farting
in front of your partner strengthens your relationship. Really, come
on in front of you. Oh we all fart you
guys float the air biscuits and just shrug it off. Huh.
I haven't lit one in a while, and I wanted
to show you that because you don't believe it can
be nice. I've seen it in movies and on TV.
I've never seen it in person.
Speaker 12 (03:47):
You know, about fifteen years ago, one slipped out of
my sweatpants in the iHeart conference room. There's about nine
or ten of us in there meeting, and I didn't
feel it coming at all. The next thing, you know,
hell all.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
By the way, it's also Harlem Globetrotter's Day. Those guys
amazed me when I was a kid, and they still
amazed me today. Hey, they even solved mysteries. Yes they did.
The cartoon Globetrotters did anyway, right, they got long it
long lived meadow Lark, Lemon and curly Need. Everybody knows
the fake water in the bucket trick, but we can't
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wait for them to do it every time you see them.
As a matter of fact, the Globetrotters played their very
first game on this date in nineteen twenty seven, ninety
years ago. Nineteen twenties.
Speaker 10 (04:34):
I thought it was like something from the sixth.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Oh No, they've been around there a lot longer, a
lot longer. I love that theme. I still have that
theme in my head.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
National Babblehead Got Plenty around Here Holiday created by the
National Bobblehead Hall of Fame Museum in Milwaukee. The heads
of bobbleheads are often oversized compared to their bodies and
are connected to them with us spring, so they move
around or babble when you half of them. I know
you already know that. But these collectible figurines go by
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other names, are also called wobblers, nodters, and wacky wobblers.
Wacky I think I prefer bobble hat. Yeah, I don't.
Wacky Wobblers sounded like a cartoon show. It sounds like
something nasty that came on right after the Harlem glow.
DRIs there. It sounds like a type of fart. It
is Distaff Day. What what's that? It takes place the
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day after Epiphany. Distaff Day is an unofficial holiday in
Catholic nations. It marks the return to work for women
at the end of the Christmas season, the time known
as the Twelve Days of Christmas. Well, shouldn't it be
called Misstaff Day? Yeah, since it's for women, miss Staff.
You're Catholic. You didn't know, and I did not know
about Distaff Day. Learn about the feast of the Epiphany, though,
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learn something of a day. It is National Old Rock Day.
Now what we play here? Damn right? But actually it's
about rocks you throw at young punks. Oh shouting your
little bashers, get out of my yard? That kind old rocks? Yeah, Well,
collections of old rocks are brought out and polished up
the day to celebrate, So get your rocks off, get
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your rock blanket like Andy and shawshank Cat. It is
National Tempora Day. I don't like oh Man, lightly battered
and deep fried seafood and vegetables. They rock Portuguese missionaries
and merchants centered around Nagasaki, Japan used flour and eggs,
make a batter and create the Japanese what they would
adopt his tempora in the late sixteenth section delic thank
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you so much, and finally it is national. I'm not
gonna take it anymore? Is what you yell when you
just had it? Tang you twisted, sister, don't hold on,
hold it in, come on screaming to a pillow. Some
of you may be thinking about this clip from the
movie Network.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Go to the window, open it and stick your head
out and yell.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah you tell them both. Well, well we'll take it
as long as the show left, So get ready for
sports of all sorts. And we got a toy box
Tuesday for you'll.
Speaker 11 (07:10):
Ask seven fifteen cheap trick, cheap trick.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Well that's close enough. Here, give me all. You'll love it.
And make Me a sandwich Dallas's classic rock lone Star
ninety two to five. Well look ahead, it is six
thirty and Time Verse Sports of all sorts brought to
you Bagga. Will Height Law Firm Injury lawyers go to
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Willhightwinds dot com. Well. Dallas Mavericks guard Kyrie Irving is
expected to miss one to two weeks and maybe even
more with a bulging disc in his back, and Mavericks
coach Jason Kidd said a timeline for his return was
not immediately null. That's not good. It's pretty serious. Their
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Irving's injury is yet another blow to the Dallas attack.
Leading score Uka Doncic was also out last night, missing
his sixth game due to a left calf strain. To
add insult to injury, if you'll pardon the pun, the
MAVs lost in Memphis to the Grizzlies one nineteen to
one oh four. Dallas will be back home tonight to
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host the Lakers at the American Airline Center. Tip Off
is at six thirty, and while the Mavericks are playing
at home tonight, your Dallas Stars will face the New
York Rangers at Madison Square Garden in the Big Apple
for the second and final time this season. Just so happens,
I'm wearing my Dallas Stars shirt. You have some rescules
comments on your shirt this morning, and hey, cool shirt bow.
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Dallas has won every game this year, even though they've
only played two games so far at Cows and it's
fun to say we're underfeated those Stars. The puck will
drop tonight at six o'clock.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader took to social media to provide
a quick update after she was hit in the head
by a ball on a kickoff by Brandon Aubrey during
the Cowboys game against the Washington Commanders on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
When that kick went out of bounds, you saw the
video all Right, get confor good.
Speaker 11 (09:07):
In a video that since gone viral, Cowboys cheerleader Michelle
Simonowski got hit in the back of the head by
the ball on the sidelines and could be seen crouching
down before quickly standing back up.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Shortly thereafter.
Speaker 11 (09:21):
The video showed her sitting down smiling, accepting to drink
as fellow cheerleaders and others came to her aid.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Too bad, no one came.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
To the aid of the Dallas Cowboys as you well know,
the Commanders beat the Cowboys twenty three to nineteen. After
the game, Michelle Simonowski took to Instagram to reassure people
that she was a okay.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
As for the now infamous.
Speaker 11 (09:44):
Kick, well, it earned Brandon Aubrey a rare penalty for
going out of bounds, and the game marked the end
of a difficult season for the Cowboys, who finished with
a seven to ten record.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Do you think she got the game ball? Since it
hit her, they should have given it to her A
good point, Yeah, and maybe an ice pack too.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
Speaking of the Cowboys, you guys remember an old fellow
named Ezekiel?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, yeah, Ezekiel Elliott. Oh yeah, that's him. God, where
is he off to now? The LA Chargers, Yes, going
to the Charge. Well, he's on their practice squad. So
I heard great have fallen?
Speaker 13 (10:19):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
Apparently the ink is wet and he's on their practice
squad ahead of the wildcard weekend that's coming up. Elliott
the twenty sixteen number four overall pick waved by the
Dallas Cowboys on New Year's Eve so he could join
a playoff team. The Ohio State product was a two
time league rushing leader in twenty sixteen, and he was
again in twenty eighteen. He's a one time first team
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All Pro selection in twenty sixteen. But after his four
thousand yard plus rushing season, which was about four years ago,
Elliott regressed.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
And that's kind of putting it mildly from a critical perspective.
He regressed all right, every year.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
He had a one year stint with the Patriots that
was two years ago. He turned to Dallas this season,
primarily in a backup role. Now, the Chargers, number five
seed in the AFC, will be at the Houston Texans this.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Saturday in Round one of the wild card weekend. And yesterday,
of course, we mentioned it was Black Monday because with
the NFL regular season over, that means teams have been
eliminated from the playoffs are plotting their next step, which
involves firing head coaches. Before the season was even over.
The Jets fired Robert Salay, the Saints fired Dennis Allen,
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and the Bears fired Matt Uberfluss. The list grew when
the Patriots fired Jared Mayo and the Jaguars fired Doug Peterson.
A lot of heads were rolling yesterday. In a bit
of a surprise, though the New York Giants, who sucked
this year, announced they would not be firing head coach
Brian Deball, despite the Giants having a terrible, horrible season,
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they only had three wins. As of right now, Mike
McCarthy is still the coach of the Dallas Cowboys for now.
For now, the week is still young, though very young.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Mike McCarthy ended his team's disappointing twenty twenty four season
by confidently calling himself, are you ready for this?
Speaker 14 (12:10):
Both?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yes? A winner? A winner.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
At least one team outside of the Dallas Cowboys building
was listening to McCarthy, the Chicago Bears. The Bears have
requested permission from the Cowboys to interview Mike McCarthy for
their vacant head coaching position now. The request is a
fascinating one because of McCarthy's current standing as coach of
the Cowboys, a team that fell well below expectations this season,
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finishing seven and ten. Out Because of Dallas's slide this season,
McCarthy has been considered to be on the hot seat
for months now, but the tone of owner Jerry Jones'
Sunday remarks regarding McCarthy suggested otherwise.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
He's like on the fence about it.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
As of yesterday afternoon, Mike McCarthy remained employed by the
Dallas Cowboys. That did not prevent the Chicago Bears from
asking to speak with him, which he is not allowed
to do until a week from today because the Cowboys
retain exclusivity rights with him until the fourteenth. That's when
McCarthy's contract officially ends. And the Bears may not be
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the only team. Remember, Mike Doosey told us yesterday that
the Saints may be interested in Mike McCarthy's new head coach.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I mentioned that maybe so, maybe so.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
Well, my friends, I've seen the Kansas City Chiefs have
a hell of a lot better weekend than they had
last weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah but the beteam.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
Man, did they score a single point against Denver? My god,
now listen to this. On top of their loss to Denver,
the Kansas City Chiefs were stranded at the airport at home.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh yeah, several hours Saturday and ice storms shut down operations.
No big surprise to hear from us here in North
Texas right now. The severe winter weather prevented their charter
jet from departing for their game against Denver on Sunday,
and the team finally departed after spending about four hours
stranded on the tarma. Oh god, yeah, they were pissed
about that. Apparently.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
The chiefs tried to move up the flight as the weather,
which had been predicted all week, but the plane they
were on expected to use delays in arriving. That was
in their plan from early on apparently, and the team
had to stick with its mid afternoon departure plan. The
charter jet was the first to depart once the airport
operations resumed.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
They were first in line, I would hope somewhat four
hours on the tarmac. I was in a plane that
sat on a tarmac for two hours, and I almost
lost my damn mind. Yeah, you know, nine to eleven.
Speaker 11 (14:33):
I was on a plane for thirty two hours on
a tarmac two stuck in Gander, Newfoundland.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Of all, how many hours thirty two hours? Jeez. The
FCS National Championship Game got underway at totally a stadium
in Frisco last night, with temperatures making it almost a
freezing However, North Dakota State and Montana State fans might
have a different definition of cold compared to us here.
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North Texas. The weather is nothing compared to what they
face every winter, but some of the fans said they
didn't expect it to be this cold in Texas. The
thousands packed the outdoor stadium dressed in layers of clothes
and a bunch of beanies on their heads. Families fired
up the grill the tailgate all Monday and packed the
parking lots. These fans drive down here every year their
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team plays in the Football Championship Subdivision. Some of them
fly here, but most of them get in their cars
and hit the road and travel over one thousand miles
to get to Frisco for this game. That's how serious.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I was out on Saturday night and those guys were everywhere.
A lot of the bars was and welcome North Takola
State fans, and it was packed with people. I just
don't want to drive that far. Man. The evening went
better for North Dakota State Bison, as they ended up
beating Montana State thirty five thirty two, and it was
a nailed by of the whole time. This is the
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last FCS Championship in Frisco for a while. It will
be held in Nashville next year because Toyota Stadium will
be going through renovations, gonna guss it up a little bit. Yeah,
all right, freaking full file next on the bowl and
then show.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Are you sure I'll know?
Speaker 15 (16:20):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Are you sure? Okay, I'll know when it's time to know.
I guess he said, here you go, hey, rascules, it
is time now for the freaking fool file. One of
my favorite part of this dumb ass show. And let
me start out by saying, there's just playing stupid and
then there's deadly stupid. A zoo keeper in Uzbekistan tragically
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lost his life after going into the lion's cage and
a private zoo to film himself petting them no to
impress his girlfriend. Yeah, he got mauled to death. Forty
four year old f Irish Kulov was working the night
shift at a private zoo when he decided, Hmmm, I'm
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going to breath my woman. I'm gonna film myself going
into the lion's den to pet three full grown lions.
What would go wrong? A short clip retreet from the
man's phone shows him unlocking the lion's cage and walking
right in while talking to the lions and addressing them
by name. Oh in that suite. Well, like the lions
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knew what he was saying. They either saw a threat
or they saw meat. Ye the way it cost him
to life. At one point, the lions, which had been
lounging on wooden pallets, became alert and approached the zoo keeper,
who continues the film. He thought that that, oh, they're
coming up here wanting me to pet him. No, that
ain't it. Seemingly he was unaware of the danger. The
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video cuts off off with this guy screaming as one
of the lions attacks him. His partially eaten remains were
found four hours after this incident, and the zoo confirmed
that one of the lions had to be shot and
the other two tranquilized after escaping the enclosure left unlocked
by this going. The forty four year old was reportedly
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an experienced lion handler, but apparently not experienced enough. After
doing such a stupid and deadly thing, he came up
with the idea of filming himself entering the lion's cage
as a way to impress his woman. I'm sure she's
very impressed. Oh, she very impressed, but she's a little
disappointed at this.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Point, Yeah, a Welsh village was invaded by thousands of
bargain hunting shoppers looking for a non existent Aldi supermarket
that internet trolls had actually added to Google Maps as
a praying they.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Fell forward the ad.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
A missing place feature on Google Maps can be very
useful when used correctly, but when it's abused by pranksters,
it can cause lots of.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Headaches for entire communities.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Case inpoint, Scipio Logue, a quiet Welsh village whose inhabitants
have seen a flood of really confused shoppers looking for
a phantom Aldi supermarket that only exists as a pin
on Google Maps, believed to have been added by a
local Internet troll. The listing has so far led thousands
of people to this grassy field, tens of miles away
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from the nearest checkout lane anywhere. A milk truck even
became stuck in the mud trying to deliver its cargo
to this phantom Aldi supermarket. One local woman says, We've
had people knocking on doors asking where the Aldi is,
delivery vans with groceries trying to find a non existent
loading dog, and even a bloke with a pallette of
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bread who thought he'd been hired to stock shelves. So
the prank went even further than just the phantom aldi.
They were actually fake interviewing people.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
So the prank has pissed a lot of people off,
as you can very well imagine. But somewhere there's a
couple of pranksters Paul Roberts, laughing their asses off.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
What they did. I didn't do it. I did laugh
at it, though, because you gotta admit, that's a great price.
She knew what was going through your head when you
heard this story, and so did I. Well, yeah, but
she made it sound like I'm the one that did it. Listen,
if I pulled that off, I would be the first
one to tell you. You would brag it up.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
All right, Another far away land with some very unusual
rules and circumstances in Russia, then I'll say.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
If you gave, you'll stay away. Oh yeah, Russian Russian
police have been really cracking down on lgb Q agenda
lifestyle people over in the country of Russia. They've been
enforcing it as a law that's being broken, resting people,
putting them in jail for dressing in ways that make
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them quote look too gay.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, with me.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
This is the Kremlin strategy to promote traditional values. Did
you guys have any run ins with the Kremlin when
you were over there party in Russia with Jim.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
No, they treated us like kings. You know, they got
the video of Bow and Jim. I'm sure. I tell
you what, I don't want to go back. You don't
want to go back. I'm not kiddya. In Moscow, the
biggest city, it smelled Our hotel we were staying in
the Cosmos hotel was supposed to be a big eventually
hotel in Moscow. Man, it smelled like somebody puked in there. Really,
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that's the one thing I always remember about that. Oh yeah,
don't go to Russia, especially if you're gay.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
Yeah, the Kremlin, the law enforcement folks over there in Russia. Man,
if they look at you and they decide this put
us look too gay, then they can cuff and stuff
you and slap you with violations. Eight people recently detained
by cops there for wearing clothes that promoted non traditional
sexual relations. As the Kremlin put it, this is a
raid and a nightclub specifically that happened in the city
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of Tula. The Russian cops went in there and detained
and later find a group of men suspecting and promoting
an LGBT agenda. One of the offenders had pink socks,
another had an unbuttoned kimono over his shoulders, and then
there was another guy that pissed off the kremlin because
he had bright orange hair and red tattoos on his face.
And there was another person in there and the cops
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got pissed because he had.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Quote crosses of black tape, gluetoo, nippoles, well and women's
style corsets on listen, if you know they're like that,
don't be dressing like that unless you want to get
fined or go to jail.
Speaker 12 (22:45):
Yeah, maybe play it cool or maybe divert to Greece
or something instead. The Russians don't believe in live and
let live like we do here. They're not as laid
back about this kind of stuff. And the quarter of
there reportedly agreed that the appearance of the detainees was
inconsistent with the image of a man of traditional sexual
orientation and find them fifty thousand rubies, which comes out
to almost five hundred dollars in America. Yeah, the bartender
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of the rated club claimed he was a goth to
explained why he had turquoise hair, peer cyebrows, black T
shirt and all that.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
But the exclamations did not help with the come to
de kremlin. I'm not gay, I'm golf. It didn't work alone. Okay,
here's a good one for you. An Alabama man who
lived in England stripped off his clothes, buck ass naked
and cannonballed naked into a Bass Pro shops aquarium. Yeah
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again this Yeah. Forty three year old George Owens was
arrested over the weekend after he caused a disturbance and
then fought with police at the sporting goods outlet in Leeds, England,
after intentionally crashing his Chevy pickup truck with his wife
and six year old son inside, into a light pole
outside the retailer. Owens then strip naked, ran into the store, hollering,
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jumped in the aquarium. Then he began cussing at customers
and police who arrived to see what was going on.
Owens eventually tumbled out of the aquarium on his own
while being handcuffed. He began to fight with officers. In fact,
he kicked one of them in the nuts, which now
he's in even mold trouble. While several patrons ran out
of the store in a hurry, they were kind of
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freaked out, other Best Best Pro shop customers were laughing
their ass off and stayed to record the commotion, a
video of which quickly went viral. Oh what do you
see if you can't find that? Annabell Police estimated that
Owens cost thirty five hundred dollars in damages to the
light pole and five thousand dollars in damages to a
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police transport vehicle. Owen's wife told police she believed he
was having a mental episode. I think Owens, who claimed
he had taken a lot of drugs he found in
his garage, which is always a good idea, initially inclined
to explain why he jumped into the aquarium. If I
tell you guys, you would put me in the looney house,
he said. Owens later cited religious reasons for the naked frolic,
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saying God told him.
Speaker 16 (25:13):
To do it.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Hey, God likes to play pranks, just like you know
Adam and Eve were naked.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
That's right, you know this has happened in Bass Pro
Aquarium so much now you know what I think is
gonna happen. They're gonna take the damn things out and
we're not gonna be able to have those nice things anymore.
Speaker 11 (25:30):
No, there's a bunch of videos on YouTube of man
in Alabama, man in Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
They do not have the videos. Oh well not yet.
Maybe it'll come up.
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Well, it's just this story not the video I want
to see. Naked man not viral enough.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I guess. All right, coming up a little ditty from
the toy Box and we kind of acknowledge a death
that happened five years ago.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Oh wow, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday.
We do have a fun way for you to score
tickets to see Cheap Trick in concert. They are headed
to Texas Trust SeeU Theater in Grand Prairie on March sixth,
and we want you to be there. We'll give away
those tickets at a round seven to fifty here on
the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Five Dallas Forwarth's Classic Lock lone Star ninety two five.
Today's kind of a somber day Today, January seventh, Mark's
the fifth anniversary of the death of Rush drummer Neil Peart.
The announcement came three days later, on January tenth, that
he had passed away in Santa Monica, California, at the
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age of sixty seven. The cause was brain cancer. He
had that for three years, and he made everybody swear
that they wouldn't tell anybody. I've read and how hard
that must have been. Yeah, here's Geddy Lee talking about that.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
He was given eighteen months at the most, and it
went on three and a half years, and so that
was a constant flow of us going to see him,
giving him support.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
What his family had to live through.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Was really difficult.
Speaker 14 (27:05):
And when you're in that state, it's very hard to
function normally because you can't talk to anyone about it,
and so people hear rumblings and they bring things up
to you and you deflect it, and so that feels
on the one hand, it feels dishonest, but on the
other hand, you're being loyal to your friend. I would
say that was the most difficult time for us to
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move forward, because we are in this bubble of grief,
sort of walking towards an inevitable and terrible conclusion.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, I can see why it'd be upset. It's so
tough not to be able to talk about what's going on. Peert,
of course it claimed he was one of the most
influential drummers of his era. Was a Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame, Canadian Music Hall of Fame, and Canadian
Songwriters Hall of Fame member along with his band mates
Getty Lee and Alex Leisten. In fact, Neil Peart wrote
most of the lyrics for all the Risch songs. Here
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is Neil describing his drumming. I hit everything as.
Speaker 17 (28:00):
Hard as I can, basically, you know, and I practiced
and practice to be able to play both fast and loud.
It was such definition, and that was my generation of drummers.
I would say we came out of a history of
power and simplicity early on, and then all the complex
drummers of the late sixties. That's kind of where I
came from.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah. I always loved seeing his drum solos because he
was amazing. Yeah yyz. Yeah. The band retired from the
road in twenty fifteen because Neil wanted to spend more
time with his family.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
Apparently the guys really wanted to extend that farewell tour.
But he was the one that said, no, I'm done,
I want to spend more time with my family.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, the R.
Speaker 12 (28:40):
Forty two or that was their unofficial farewell I didn't
know at the time. There's a whole documentary out about it.
If you guys want to soak in more of this,
the Rush documentary time stands still is about the end
of the road for documentary.
Speaker 16 (28:53):
See this.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
Yeah, and we had the full story up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com plus of one of his most
famous drum solos.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
HM.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Well, now that I brought everybody down. I think it's
important to really is. But it being Toybox Tuesday, I
had a request. I forgot about this bit The Millennial
Job interviews you kids today.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Here you go, Amy. It says you are trained in technology.
That's very good. Are you a deptot Excel? No PowerPoint,
no publisher?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Not really.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Exactly in what area of technology? Are you proficient?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Snaptop?
Speaker 18 (29:44):
Pinterest, Instagram, find Twitter, you know the big ones.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
I'm surprised you didn't say Facebook.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
That's for old people like my parents. That's funny.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Well, Amy, when you're working for me. You have to
have those kind of research skills because I'll send you
things for you to comb through and get the answers
and send them to me. So for that, you've got
to be really good at technology.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
For stuff like that. No problem, I'll just ask Siri.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
You're just ask Siri, you know, Siri.
Speaker 18 (30:19):
Tell me this, Siri, find me that we're all good
getting you the answers.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Tell Siri, I want you ready to go at eight
sharp each and every morning.
Speaker 10 (30:31):
I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
What don't you understand what you just said? You don't
understand be ready to go?
Speaker 16 (30:40):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
You said eight, right, yes?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Eight like in the morning?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Eight yes in the morning.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Yeah, that kind of doesn't work for me. Who gets
up at a I do.
Speaker 18 (31:00):
I don't even get to Starbucks until like ten, where
I order my Grande Trite latte, three pumskim milk, light water,
two percent.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Bolm extra hot but not too hot.
Speaker 18 (31:07):
So if it's okay, I work best in the morning
at ten forty five.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Wow, Amy, I don't think we're going to be a
good fit.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Why are you so negative?
Speaker 18 (31:20):
I can censor you hostilities, and right now I am
not feeling very safe. I've been here for over five minutes,
and the only nice thing you have said to me
was nice resume, which I typed all night for this
meeting with you. You've given me no guidance, no validation,
no encouragement, no supervision.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Is there an HR director somewhere?
Speaker 6 (31:40):
HR director?
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Yes, I need to speak to someone.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I may have to take off today. It's a mental
health day.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Take to day off, Amy, Amy, look at me. You
don't work here?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Are you firing me?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Okay? Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Don't you want to just slap the snot out of her?
I was so on the nose kids today, Wright seven
point fifteen on the Bow and them Old lone Star
ninety two to five. Some of you are thinking about
running for your shelter. Oh, mother, nature's hacking up today.
We're gonna have a mix of partly sunny and cloudy skies,
(32:22):
highs in the upper thirties. It's not as bad as
everybody was saying it was.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
Well, it's gonna be because we have a winter storm
watch that go into effect midnight Thursday through six pm
on Friday.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
It could have two to four inches of snow. Some
people are reporting like six inches of snow for DFW.
Speaker 12 (32:42):
Yeah, what's crazy is to see the fields like temperatures.
The fields like temperatures right now are like.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Eight six windchill is something else. It brutal. Might just
affect the attendance of Texas and Ohio state fans coming
to the Cotton Bowl Classic at Jerry World, But honestly,
if you spend all that money on tickets, you're gonna
make it to the game no matter what the damn was.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Yeah, I think Friday morning we're gonna have some treacherous
driving conditions, but by the time the game goes into
a fact it should be better.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Well, on Thursday, there's a strong chance of that wintry mix,
including snow, sleet, or rain. It's expected to be short lived,
clearing out by Thursday night, but it might be a
bitch driving to work. Text Dot is making an effort
to treat the well traveled roads and highways to make
it safe for you if you've got to drive on it.
And you should allow a faucet to drip continuously. Yep,
(33:35):
that's a good idea. That's during freezing temperatures to prevent
your pipes from freezing. A small, steady drip is enough
to keep water circulating and present freezing. Also open the
cabinets under your kitchen and bathroom sinks done to let
the warm air circulate around the pipes. You never did that,
and I can't watch.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
It scared me yesterday was that I didn't remember whether
I had turned my sprinkler system off or not. A
lot of people forget to do that and then you
end up with icy sidewalks or broken pipe.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
But as I also grabbed one of my thermal socks
out of the draw and I stuck it over the
garden hose spigott outside of my place, that's a good idea.
You got the pool noodle that I use? Yes, yeah,
that's good too. You should also make sure you know
where your shut off valves are in case of a
pipe burst right to prevent that from happening. Protect outdoor
pipes with pipe insulation if you're in a pinch, wrap
(34:25):
outdoor faucets with rags, towels or newspaper for temporary insulation.
And don't go to the grocery store and buy three
hundred dollars worth of stuff because we got it. We're
all gonna No, it's not that bad. It'll be gone
by Friday morning or even Thursday, and.
Speaker 11 (34:40):
Please make sure not just to take care of your plants,
take care of your pets, yes.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Please, Yeah, don't let your dog go out there and
pee on a tree because you'll probably get stuck to it.
That happens only in cartoons. Yeah, there you go, by
the way. Tomorrow is ASCA Stuff Day, the first ASCA
Stuff Day of the new year. So if you've got
a question called two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred, that is the ask Us Stuff hotline, leave
(35:07):
you question there and we'll answer it on the air.
But up next, we got two requests actually for this.
Candy the Wayward Stripper. Yeah, Candy the Wayward Stripper one
of those things where you answer the phone and you
can't really make those things happen. They just happen, and
you just answer the phone and magic on radio starts
(35:30):
right there. Yeah, Candy on the phone was like witnessing
an auto accident. You couldn't look away from that, exactly. Okay.
I nobody requested this, but I'm gonna play it anyway
because this made me laugh. Badies and gentlemen, I give
you Big Dad as Yeah, it's so hard.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
I love you.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
When you're sitty park my place. I can tell you
what I am thinking.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Love you.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
If you just sit.
Speaker 19 (36:15):
Some place for just a moment, just a breather vase,
just a little chair to place because it's so hard.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
Out of you. When you're sitting all my face.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I could say.
Speaker 10 (36:58):
You dawn king grabbing that's somebody eyes.
Speaker 16 (37:07):
To me.
Speaker 20 (37:10):
As long as you ask me no questions, girl, I
tell you no lies.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
He looks true the back time your prisoner.
Speaker 20 (37:29):
When I'm like, it's tweaking your bas don't give me wrong.
Speaker 10 (37:38):
I'm not complaining. No one could.
Speaker 19 (37:44):
Ever take your play strong, But just don't gasp to
beep here.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
I love you.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
When you're sitting all my face. Yes, it's so hot
when you sitting all.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
My get it.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
Really need a drink?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, muscle shows got the answer. Oh yeah, I ain't
sure what the question is, but coming up with have
cheap trick tickets here on the Bowl and them show,
and I'll explain the stupid way I'm going to give
those tickets away. Stupid and fun. Yeah, it'll be my phone. Yes, absolutely,
(38:45):
get it in from the definition of the ball and
them sure is. And uh it is toy box Tuesday.
And I got two requests for this. I don't know why,
but I did. Uh. This is something that just happens
at random. Sometimes you answer the phone and something happens
that turns into radio goal. I love it radio magic.
(39:06):
This was one of those things. I answered the phone.
Jimmy and I were just kind of lounging around and
this happened. Hey, hey, good.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Money, good morning.
Speaker 13 (39:21):
I need one of you guys to come and pick
me up.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
What excuse me? Now?
Speaker 13 (39:29):
I need this is candy. You guys totally rock. First
of all, Oh, I am totally.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
Lost and I need to get home.
Speaker 13 (39:40):
I work as a club and oh, her was a
customer last night and we were just like partying.
Speaker 16 (39:48):
And I woke up and the radio was on, and
he's like, gone, I guess it's gone to work.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Are you an escort?
Speaker 16 (39:59):
No, that's that's illegal.
Speaker 13 (40:01):
I'm I'm a dancer. Oh I'm a private dancer.
Speaker 16 (40:11):
Oh god, what is that? I just I think that's
a I think it's a cat.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Or no, that's not a cat.
Speaker 13 (40:16):
That was us going, I'm at this guy's house and
I think I just saw it.
Speaker 16 (40:23):
I think it's a cat or I think it's a cat.
Speaker 13 (40:28):
So anyway, he like left and I can't find my.
Speaker 10 (40:33):
Ride.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's your name again?
Speaker 13 (40:37):
It was Candy.
Speaker 16 (40:38):
I'm sorry, I was so tired.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Chadley stage number one time.
Speaker 16 (40:42):
Kathleen is Candy?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
I said, Candy, He said Kathleen. Anyway, whatever your name is.
Which club do you work at?
Speaker 15 (40:50):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:51):
Oh, I don't.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
I don't know if I should say that because my
boss or party. I went home with my customer.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Do you normally go home?
Speaker 10 (41:00):
No?
Speaker 13 (41:01):
No, it wasn't like I didn't like go home with him.
Speaker 16 (41:04):
We just like came home to a party like he had.
He had a bunch of people over and we were
just like kind of hanging out. But there's like no
note or anything, and I can't find my cell phone.
I really got to get home.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Well where are you?
Speaker 16 (41:20):
I'm like a centem at this guy's house.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Well, where is his house? I don't know.
Speaker 16 (41:27):
It's in the neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (41:28):
Like, it's.
Speaker 16 (41:30):
Not of my apartment. It's nowhere near my apartment.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I'm Candy, Candy, all right now, focus, honey, focused, Excuse.
Speaker 16 (41:38):
I'm sorry, I need something to eat. This guy. I'm
sure this guy is some kind of food.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
But okay, Candy Candy.
Speaker 13 (41:46):
With the Cats definitely, Candy, Candy.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Listen to me now, honey, I'm trying to help you here.
Let me just get this straight. You went home with
a customer? Where you were you doing lap dances?
Speaker 13 (41:57):
I like, it's not like like we go to.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Candy, Candy, Candy. Yes, let's just say you left with
a customer. Were you doing lap dances for him?
Speaker 16 (42:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:09):
He spent I made a lot?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, Candy, can I still have it? Candy? Did you
have sex with anybody?
Speaker 10 (42:18):
No?
Speaker 16 (42:19):
No, I don't have no even have sex.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
You're not that kind of girl.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
Now, that's that's like, that's.
Speaker 16 (42:26):
Like that's like a hooker.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
That's I just dance, okay, so hard to so okay,
she worked hard for the money. Really get home, Candy.
Will you just hold on a minute. So you left,
Now where did you go? What street did you go down?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
Well?
Speaker 13 (42:49):
I know we made a left on the Northwest Highway.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Yeah, and then we're at the house.
Speaker 16 (42:57):
Did far from the highway?
Speaker 6 (42:58):
Candy?
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Which part of Northwest Highway? The part that's Northwest.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
Highway, the part where you.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Drive down the highway, Candy, Candy, there's the part that's
west of thirty five and the part that's East.
Speaker 13 (43:14):
I don't know. I was in the car. I was
in the back of the car.
Speaker 16 (43:17):
I wasn't in the front of the car.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
It was Candy.
Speaker 16 (43:19):
I had lots of drink.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Okay, Candy, look look, Candy, go outside and look and
see what the cross streets are.
Speaker 13 (43:27):
Okay, hold on a second.
Speaker 16 (43:31):
That cat is really ugly.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Candy, don't focus on the cat. Do you have a
cordless phone?
Speaker 16 (43:40):
Yeah, this guy's okay, hell else can.
Speaker 13 (43:45):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (43:47):
Oh my god. It's it's like, what time is it.
It's like morning?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
What are the cross streets?
Speaker 13 (43:55):
It's it's I can't see what the cross of the
of it is.
Speaker 16 (44:00):
There's just like a lot of trees.
Speaker 13 (44:02):
And there's some lady who's like walking her dolls.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Well, why don't you ask her where you are?
Speaker 16 (44:08):
He's like far away. She's like, oh my god, I
can't run.
Speaker 13 (44:12):
My feet hurt.
Speaker 14 (44:14):
Let me see.
Speaker 16 (44:15):
I don't I don't know. I can't see what the
cross street is.
Speaker 13 (44:19):
House do though?
Speaker 16 (44:21):
And I think it's I think it's on the right side. Well,
I guess that would depend on where you were in
the street.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
What's the house number of the house you're at? Is
it an apartment or a house.
Speaker 16 (44:30):
No, like I said, it's not next to my apartment.
It's a house, a house.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Next to your apartment. I said, what are you at
a house or an apartment? Ouch? Ouch, Candy, Candy, is
it a house or an apartment that you're at a house?
What's the house? Number? One?
Speaker 13 (44:51):
One two one seven?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Well, all right, we got the number. We just don't
know what street it's on. We're halfway there, Candy.
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Oh, you guys are really gotta get home.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Well, honey, I can't help you. Number one, we can't
come get you because we have this show to do.
And number two, we don't know where the hell you are.
Speaker 13 (45:10):
I just, guys, I'm telling you, I'm on the I'm
on there. I think it's the left side of the
block and it's one one one one two one one
two one some one. Oh my gosh, just come and
get me.
Speaker 17 (45:25):
Okay, Candy, you're gonna have to walk down to the
corner and look at the street signs.
Speaker 16 (45:30):
Oh my god, I can't wait.
Speaker 13 (45:31):
Do you even know what I'm wearing?
Speaker 16 (45:33):
I can't go down there right now.
Speaker 13 (45:35):
Just come and get me, okay, just say around here, Jimmy,
send Jimmy to come and get me.
Speaker 16 (45:40):
He'll totally come and get me to get here.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Candy call a cab.
Speaker 15 (45:46):
I don't know why not.
Speaker 13 (45:48):
I don't even know. Like I said, I'm on this
guy's freaking well.
Speaker 16 (45:52):
It's a nice phone though it's.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Wowndy, it looks like a remote candy. You're gonna have
to walk down.
Speaker 13 (46:01):
I see, are killing me. That's why I just thought, like,
I want like some steak and eggs, and.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Then just like the stick, well maybe the cab driver,
if he can find you, will buy you some steak
and eggs. But you're gonna have to figure out what
you like.
Speaker 13 (46:16):
Look at their phone number or something. If i'm the
guy's address, I can't believe he didn't like tell me
where I was. Well, I don't have my cell phone either.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
That's what candy, Honey, honey, car candy. We can't help you, darling.
Oh sorry, baby bye.
Speaker 15 (46:33):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Now that's dumbass on a whole new level. I love
it how she said, I know Jimmy will come and
get me. It was before Uber because we were asking
her for a cat keep trick Taggings, Nick let me,
Jallous Wars Classic Wrong Lone Star ninety two five. You
know Keith Trick is coming to the Texas Trust see
(46:59):
you Theater and Grand That is March the sixth, yep.
And we have tickets to give you so you don't
have to pay for him.
Speaker 9 (47:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
I know you're wondering, hey bo, hey bo, how you're
gonna give them tickets away?
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Now?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Well, you know we told you at the beginning of
the show. It is National Harlem Globetrotter Day. Yes, you
did you know how much I love the Harlem Globe Trotters.
When I was a kid, so Meadow Lark Lemon and
Curly Neil would make various appearances on TV shows, especially
Meadow Lark Lemon. Well, here is a show that Metal
(47:34):
Lark Lemon was. I need a little sweet Georgia Brown music.
All right, this is Metal Lark Lemon on a show.
This is pretty easy. You listen and tell me what
show he is on. Okay, okay, here you go. Would
you read Metal Ark's introduction hail practice a little bit here.
(47:56):
Everybody in the world knows medaw Arclemon. He is a
basketball player used to play for the Harland Gloetrotters. I
can chill you.
Speaker 10 (48:05):
He's an entertainer and an actor. And now Lemon is
an on fire bornic game believers that.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
I told you I'd give you a good hint but didn't. Man, Okay,
what was the name of that show? You'll just have
the Yeah, I'm struggling too, Okay, am I close? No,
but he was the one that used to be the
host of that Okay, son of a big Let me
play this again. Let me could you read meta Ark's
introduction while I try practice a little bit here.
Speaker 10 (48:39):
Everybody in the world knows meda Arkleomon.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
He is a basketball player, used to play for the
Harland Gloetrotters.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
I can chill you.
Speaker 10 (48:48):
He's an entertainer and an actor.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
And now Lemon is an on fire bornic gain believes
a born again be laid verse. It's not this one, no,
but she was on the same show A foot up,
We're close two one four or eight one seven seven
eight seven one nine two five. Tell me the name
(49:12):
of the show. I'll give you the cheap trick. Take
one of them show. Tell me what show that was
that metal Lark Lemon was on pt it praised the
lard se Ao held up Jim Baker at PTL Club. Yeah,
she said at the top she wrote Tammy Faye the
mid Oh that that wasn't Tammy Faith. These were the
(49:33):
hosts after Jim went to jail. Oh, okay, who is this?
Speaker 8 (49:39):
This is Mindy and Alito.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Hi, Mindy and Alito. If you'll just hold on, Allito,
you to the cheap trick tickets or my esteemed assistant
Ale will let you know what's happening. Hold on and
don't go away. Okay, all right, all right, Hey, hallo, hallelujahs.
I'm the glory Amy.
Speaker 8 (49:58):
Hey.
Speaker 10 (49:59):
The Toutton Bowl is this?
Speaker 11 (50:00):
It's Friday at Jerry World, Texas versus Ohio State. But
later this month it's the best of the best in
college football, the one hundredth Annual East West Shrine Bowl
at AT and T Stadium. It's happening January thirtieth, and
we have your shot at tickets. Next hour, Bo and
I are going to open up that lone Star ticket
window around eight forty, so keep it locked in on
(50:21):
lone Star ninety.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Two five, Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
I like rocking into the night, but not too late, no,
because they got to save some rocking for this show.
The next morning's right, school nights or school night. Now
on the weekend, I stomp on al my brains. Yes,
we know, Fridays and Saturdays. You are out of control.
Failed me something. Okay. There is a lady named Betty Taylor.
(50:44):
She is ninety four years young and she's from Innis.
Oh yeah, Now, Innis is real close to Course, Canada.
Most of you know that. But when I was in
high school, there was a place called Steve's Drive In
in Innis. It was a beer store and Steve would
sell us a case of beer knowing we were underage.
(51:08):
That's probably why Steve's Drive In is no longer in the.
Speaker 10 (51:12):
Oops.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
But Betty Taylor from Ennis is proving that age is
just a number. She is a former and possibly the
oldest living alumni of the iconic Kilgore Ranger.
Speaker 10 (51:24):
S Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
Taylor is throwing on a sequence studied uniform to step
back into the football field with other alumni as part
of two significant celebrations on Friday, the Ranger ats eighty
fifth anniversary and the seventy fifth year of their performances
at the Goodyear Cotton Bowl.
Speaker 10 (51:43):
That's awesome?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
Is that great?
Speaker 8 (51:45):
That is so cool?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
I love the Ranger. At, she says, I keep smiling.
She says, her excitement is undeniable as she repairs for
her big return. In fact, Kilgore, you don't remember a
DJ Pridemore used working. Yeah, he was a member of
Kilgore football team. He was a rangernger Et. I'm like, yeah, no,
why he wouldn't have passed? I guarant tell you DJ.
(52:08):
The ranger Ets, known for their synchronized high kicks and
impalpable precision, have symbolized Texas pride since they're founding in
nineteen forty well, their first performance at the Cotton Bowl
came less than a decade later in nineteen forty nine,
and their dazzling routines have been a highlight of the
event ever since. That is so cool, And she is
(52:29):
gonna be at the Cotton Bowl performing with alumni of
the Kilgore ranger Et ohing girl. She joined the drill
team in the early fifties, probably becoming a part of
the team's eleventh line of dancers. And she'll will be
wearing a sequin jersey with the number eleven on it
this Friday. I guess they're gonna I guess they're gonna
(52:49):
be at halftime or maybe before, but the fact that
she's gonna go out there and do it at ninety
four years old at Stanbourg. That's awesome. Oh girl gone? Okay, Hey,
toy box Tuesday. I ain't got a request from Cecilia,
who lives in Weatherford. She says her favorite character on
the show is Ninja. Oh really, and she wants to
(53:14):
hear the time Ninja was a guest chef at Benny Hannah.
Oh yeah, so, Cecilia, Here you go, baby the sword,
watch the sword. Geez, Hello, Ninja, why don't you take
off that Rangers baseball cap and stay awhile? Here come
on the baseball cap on the need you have a
(53:39):
back case ring? Oh yeah, infection? Take it off? Take
it off? Take it off? Hey, thanks, what happened? That
doesn't look like ringworm to me? It's you mustn't know,
I must.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
You must prapp singa warrior guess a boddie chef at
the Benehannah over a weekend against Hannah dazzle hungry diners
with the martial arts of braid work and currentary skills.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Here you look, see right here, Ninja dice scrimp dice,
shrimp cock kicking big show two braids the record dis
good good, but that still doesn't explain the scar on
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your forehead.
Speaker 14 (54:37):
There.
Speaker 7 (54:38):
Hey, okay, dingja received gibberrant gibbi gibber, jubilant big round
of a prols crap craft, extremely humbled, bye appreciation, give
traditional humble bow grayl still hot ninja bow to row.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
There you go burn your on the group for your left. Well,
you have disgraced and de ninja in front of the audience. No,
don't got yourself. I'm sorry I laughed. Oh we didn't
mean to laugh.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
No, No, okay, must go find on the on the
need to find save to rub on bun.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Okay, get back ball.
Speaker 10 (55:22):
At all right here, right stop?
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Must you have disgraced? Alright, ce Celia, you asked for
them show it need to be so high? Yes it
did because you're a mad kid. Okay, long start ninety
two five. Let me remind you that tomorrow is ask
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us stuff today. Now, if you've got a question that
you just need the answer to, let us do the
leg work and look up the answer for you. Call
the asking stuff outline two and four eight six six
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there. We'll answer it
on the air, and we'll play you's your news, and
there's a theme, there's a theme. Don't tell them what
the theme is. Don't tell them what theme is. Surprised me, No, no, No,
(56:06):
it's going to be a surprise. Okay, surprise it is. Okay.
I just thought i'd let you know so you can
think up some good questions to challenge us, because we
love a challenge unless it's too hard, and then we
won't answer it. No, if you think there's more people
around here than ever before, you are absolutely right. You've
(56:28):
probably seen a bunch of out of state license plates well,
and the traffic is horrible. U haul is able to
see where people are moving to and where they're moving
from thanks to their more than twenty three thousand U
haul rental locations across all fifty states and ten Canadian provinces.
The report for last year is out and shows Texas
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is still among the top states for people to move to.
The metro locations are a new statistic, and u haul
says the Dallas Fort Worth area is top destination for
its customers moving to another city. Y'all come on, yeah,
just behavior, chef, Why ye hear it? Got your great weather.
(57:11):
It's well well, other than this Thursday in Fronting, Texas
had five metros that made the cut. Austin comes in
at number five and Houston comes in at number nine.
In fact, according to U Haul, Texas has ranked first
or second among YOU hauled growth states each year since
two thousand and sixty. I think it's because we don't
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have a state sales test. That's one of the reasons. Absolutely.
Growth rankings are configured by each state's net gain or
loss of customers utilizing one way U haul equipment in
a calendar year. The U Hauled Growth Index is compiled
from well over two and a half million one way
U haul truck, trailer and U box movie container tracking
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thataction that occur each year. So y'all come on down,
but y'all bet behave, behave please, Yeah, don't act a
damn fool, because we'll treat you like one.
Speaker 11 (58:04):
One of the things that I miss most about the
Rio Grand Valley is not having the beach thirty minutes
away from me.
Speaker 4 (58:11):
But that's about to change.
Speaker 11 (58:12):
A thirty five acre surf and adventure park featuring a
four acre surf lagoon, resort style hotel, dining, entertainment and
all kinds of other stuff is coming to McKinney. The
City of McKinney has entered a two hundred million dollar
agreement with Cannon Beach to attract tourists and boost our
local economy. Cannon Beach Surf and Adventure Park will be
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located at the northeast corner of Stacey Road and State
Highway one twenty one. The resort style attraction will include
a rooftop pool, a wedding event space, a sandy beach lounge, areas,
cabanas with food service, all connected to the surf lagoon,
which will feature activities like cliff diving and a stationary
surf wave.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Done that sounds awesliff diving. Wya get a cliff around here?
They're going to build a build it and they will come.
Speaker 11 (59:03):
Surrounding amenities will include a skateboard park, movie theater, bowling alley,
health club, and indoor recreation facilities for when you have
a storm like what we're expecting.
Speaker 4 (59:14):
This week exactly. Construction will begin sometime in this brand
new year that we've got and I can hardly wait.
That sounds like that'd be fun. Well, accolades and congratulations
going out to a popular fried chicken spot that I
certainly check on the list. Is one of the finest
I've ever experienced. It's got ten locations around North Texas,
and it's been named the best locally owned Southern restaurant
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in the country, or rather among the best locally Southern
in the country. And what place is that, Babes Chicken.
Speaker 9 (59:43):
Man?
Speaker 4 (59:44):
I love that place. You get us serving a meat
and you get all the side vegetables delicious.
Speaker 12 (59:50):
You sit at a big family picnic table, you get
the platter full of meat or chicken, whatever kind of
meat you want, and then the sides are like, oh,
you can eat. They'll just keep bringing them to it.
I'll keep refilling those suckers up. Southern Living magazine did
this and they chose fourteen to the best Southern restaurants
per their readers, and this one, with its small menu
fried chicken and family style sides, was the only Texas
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restaurant to make this list with Southern Living magazine. Babe
Chicken Dinner House first opening Roanoke, Texas in ninety three.
It's still owned by the founding family, which is the
Vineyard family. They also developed the recipes then since then
it's grown to have locations in Garland, Sanger, Carrollton, Burlison, Granberry, Frisco.
Been there many times, yeah, Cedar Hill, Northwichland Hills and
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also Arlington. The menu includes fried or smoked chicken, chicken
fried steak.
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Which is a son of a bitch, good steak man.
They also have great fried catfish.
Speaker 12 (01:00:46):
The sides are mash taters, green peam, corn, salad and
biscuits served family style.
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I would get a mix of biscuits and corn bread
and make sure you wear your stretchy pants. When you don't.
Speaker 12 (01:00:56):
All right, man, get a car you can lay down
in the backup or something. But congratulations to babes. Now
I want to go eat there.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Well, if you leave Hungary from that place, it's your
own dance at a worm or something. Here's a sad story.
Perry the Donkey, the donkey that was the model for Donkey,
a character in the Shrek movies, has died. He was
thirty years old. Perry died Saturday at Baron Park Donkey's
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a pasture in Palo Alto, California. He is one of
two Jerusalem miniature donkeys and was nicknamed the celebrity for
being the model for Donkey and Eddie Murphy Voys Dead. Yes,
that's right. He was modeled for the Shrek film in
nineteen ninety nine when he was five. Outside of his modeling,
Perry would appear at community events and would be seen
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during his walks in the Baron Park neighborhood. Before he
moved to Baron Park, Perry lived elsewhere in California to
be a calming influence for Polo Ponies. However, instead of
calming him down, Perry would nip at him and try
to kick him, and that freaked the ponies out, so
he lost his job. Y'all remember the Will Smith movie
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I Am Legend. Yes, yeah, his character did an impression
of that Donkey right in the middle of the movie.
You're Dead, yes Jamaican accent. Okay. You remember the story
we did about the adult diaper designed for concert goers
to avoid long lines in the bathroom. We may have
had a good laugh about it, but it had sold
out in a flash. The limited edition pit diapers, specifically
(01:02:29):
for mosh pits and music gigs, was available for seventy
five bucks before selling completely out. It was sold by
Liquid Death, a sparkling water brand known for its unusual
heavy metal style marketing. The company teamed up with Adult
Incontinence brand to produce the Black Leather accessory, which includes
metal stunts and chains. You remember the commercial about it,
(01:02:53):
Oh yeah, dud Well, in case you don't, here it
is the scariest place of the show. It sent a
marsh pit.
Speaker 15 (01:03:00):
It's the bathroom, mile long lines, slipping on pit, the
toilets filled with puke.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
What's a music fan to do?
Speaker 15 (01:03:09):
Introducing the Pit Diaper from Liquid Death, Now you never
have to leave the pit or worry about leaks ever again.
Powered by Defend guards, the Pit Diaper walks away recycled
Liquid Death mountain water flavored sparkling or iced tea and
helps neutralize odor instantly. The Pit Diaper offers trust it
all show protection and with Pit Diaper's strict design, no
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one will ever know as you're wearing it. It's the
only diaper crafted from premium, cruelty free fleather, and it's
also the only diaper endorsed by metal drummer Bend Caller Wow.
So skip the dangers of a midshell bathroom break and
stay in the safe confines of the marsh bin. Get
your limited edition Pittiper by Liquid Death and depend Today
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par supplies are extremely limited.
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Now thanks to the pittiper, you can rock out with
your you know, and you can always tell the concert
goer next to you is using it because his eyes
are rolling the back ah and the Sultans play Creoles
Bone Star ninety two five. Okay, let's address the matter
of these tickets to the East West Shrine Bowl coming up.
(01:04:20):
Let's see that is January thirty, cherry World, So who
want our tickets to go to such events? White Settlement
rasculing good standing. Tommy Bennett snagged him.
Speaker 12 (01:04:29):
He's been working his butt off in this nasty weather
and he's been looking for something to do.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Well, now you've got something to do in the East
West Shrine Bowl.
Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Come.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
He's going to be excited. He's very excited to go. Okay,
Tomorrow is Ask His Stuff Day. So if you have
a question, and I hope you do, call the Ask
You Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred. Leave you question there and we'll answer it
on the air and play Choose your News for those
cheap trick tickets. And yes there is a theme, but
I ain't telling you what it is. I love it
(01:04:59):
that we're going to start the new year off with
a theme. Now at the first of this pissant show,
I told you it was National Past Gas Day. I
swear it is. It's a real deal. Everybody does it.
Most of us fess up to it, except you ladies.
Why don't you fess up to it. We like to
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do it in private, not like you guys who light
your farts on fire. Yeah, I was going to bring
a lighter in case one of them cooked up in me.
But with your grandkids, did you ever do the pull
my finger? Oh? Absolutely, Now they're way too smart for it.
They stick their finger out to me and I pull
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it just so I can hear them fart. By the way,
experts say that farting in front of your partner strengthens
your relationships. And I understand. We've got some requests for
the song about farts that we played to start the
show this year.
Speaker 11 (01:05:59):
Yes, I've been getting a lot of messages asking for
us to play the fart song.
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Okay, I will do it now here. It is to
celebrate National past guess Day.
Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Every manifest, every benefits, every manifest.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Everybody When do they come from these smells from behind
from the air we swallow and the food that we eat.
When we eat footage is digested into our intestines.
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
It is broken down to get the nutrients we need
for life.
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
When this happens, nitrogen, methane, and carbon dioxide gases.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Are released and sit inside.
Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
They have to come out because they must be free
of bard.
Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Around systems. And everybody used to mount the single day.
And there's gonna be something.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Don't say carts cat stay cards, cows that the cross
stay are zebra smarts, cattle start. I think your hostak
care time and in snass'll be s s.
Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Don't you get everybodys neverbess.
Speaker 9 (01:07:33):
Nevers that now, ladies and gentlemen, the fart Symphony.
Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Yes, that high class humor you expect from the show.
Dallas Hoar's classic ron lone Star ninety two to five
Breakfast in America. I always skip breakfast and wait until
lunch and just big out. And I think we should
all go to Babe's Chickens. Yeah, man, we've been to
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tease death about that place today, haven't we. We were
just talking about Babe. Oh, yes, there's a good one
in Frisco.
Speaker 11 (01:08:56):
I go to Downtown Carrollton, Old Downtown carrol and babes sounds.
Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Good to me. All right, Tomorrow Ask us Stuff Day.
I'm sure you've got a question, so'll call the Ask
Your Stuff outline do one for eight six six eight
six zero zero. But now it's time to do some
time wasting here.
Speaker 11 (01:09:16):
And we've got some good time wasters today on the
Bow and Them show page at lone start ninety two
five dot com. So you talked about this earlier, bou.
It's an important day in rock history. Today, January seventh,
marks the fifth anniversary of the death of Rush drummer
Neil Peart. The announcement of his death came three days later,
on January tenth, that he had passed at his home
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in Santa Monica, California, at the age of sixty seven.
The cause was brain cancer, which he'd had for three years,
and he had sworn everyone who knew to secrecy. Yes,
he's survived by his wife Carry and his daughter Olivia.
Now here's Geddy Lee talking about what he has learned
since the twenty twenty death of Neil Peart.
Speaker 14 (01:09:56):
If I've learned anything from the terrible things that have
happened in the last few years. It's the value of
time and to make sure you're spending your time the
way you.
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Want to spend them.
Speaker 14 (01:10:06):
And that's a bigger question than whether Alan I will
make a record or Alan I will play together or whatever.
It's got to be about our time and in our lives,
because it's precious.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Life is precious. And yes it is Neil Peart and
not Neil Pert.
Speaker 11 (01:10:21):
As some people say, including Paul Rudd in the movie
I Love You Man.
Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
To get Neil. How can you, as a Rush fan
call him Neil Pert. It's Pard Peard. Sorry about that,
but a sad day in rock history. There was an
interview one time where Neil Peart was being interviewed by
some guy and he said, I bet mister and missus
part are so proud of you, and Neil goes, I
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don't know who those people are. I goes, those are
your parents. No, they're not my parents. My parents are
named Peart Pet and the guy I was like, oh damn,
I just messed up Oosert. It's the shampoo. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:11:05):
And speaking of the Oops file, the historic Sydney house
in which acdc's Angus and Malcolm Young grew up has
been demolished despite being Australia's National Trust Register of Historic Houses.
The Young family moved into that house back in nineteen
sixty five. ACDC formed in nineteen seventy three at that
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very address, which was added to the National Trust Register
of Historic Houses in Australia in twenty thirteen. The company
behind the demolition they bulldozed it right before Christmas to
make way for a twenty eight point seventy five million
dollar residential development. They say that they were unaware that
it had historic status. And speaking of ACDC their Power
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Up Tours coming to AT and T Stadium on Monday,
April fourteenth, we've got that whole.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Story up on our page for you.
Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
On the hills of Bono receiving that Presidential Medal of Freedom,
comes news that.
Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
You two may soon be releasing new music. At least
that's the word from the Edge. He broke the.
Speaker 11 (01:12:09):
News on a recent podcast while talking about how much
the band likes working in the studio together. So we
have the link to that interview up on our page,
as well as their song Atomic City, which was their
last new song. It was released in twenty twenty three,
and more and more rockers are looking at appealing to
younger fans, and there's a very good reason, just ask
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Judas Priest bassist Ian Hill. In a recent interview, he
said it's more important to appeal to those younger fans
because Judas Priest fans, in his words, are.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Expiring, expiring as in dying. See, they need to search
for new fans.
Speaker 11 (01:12:50):
We've got that full story up, as well as the
list of the top Judas Priest albums.
Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Of all times, of whole time in the history of
the world. And finally, have you ever been Paris Sailing Bow?
Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
I have several times. Okay, you enjoyed it?
Speaker 9 (01:13:02):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
What could go wrong? You could fall? Thank you very much.
Check out what happened to this one couple.
Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
They decided to go paras and then all of a
sudden the line broke.
Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Oh they were up in the air.
Speaker 11 (01:13:16):
We've got that video up on the Bull and Them
show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Oh at parasling one time, clear water down below, I
see shark swimmer. I said, oh, please, please, please, babe, babe.
Dallas Boris passic Rod a lone star ninety two to
five Paradise City, which by the way is anywhere you
go if you're high enough. Very term, dude, Wow, where
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am I? Okay, that's enough for the toy box Tuesday.
Today tomorrow is Ask the Stuff Day, where you can
ask any question you want to. Let me give you
the ask for Stuff outline number one more time, then
i'll show of about it two one, four, eight, six, six,
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there. And there is
a theme for Choose your News for Cheap trick Tickets.
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I'm excited about the theme. Ticking off twenty five with
a choose your News theme makes it what oh kiss?
It's our secret though, right bone? No, no, oh, it's
just a secret to me. Huh, well, I don't want
to say it and spoil it for everybody. Listen. It's
all right, I'll pay, I'll tell you. I'll tell you
(01:14:30):
after the show. But it gonna be fun. Oh yeah, yep,
because I always learned stuff on askus Stuff Day. And
uh that being said, don't we also have another installment
of traffic in Bondage Run. Oh yeah, yeah. You better
sniff the air and if you smell pink leather then
(01:14:51):
probably she's in here. A man that nasty steak does
pink leather smell different than black leather. Really, you see,
Anna knows where I was going. I know exactly, you
dirty old man. Then I'll be one until I'm a
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dead old man.
Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
My god.
Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
That was just.
Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Yeah, but it was subtle. It was it was subtle.
The moments of silence. Yeah, when you looked at him,
like really, dude, all I had to do is glance
at Anna and she cracks up because she knows exactly
what about pink leather? Oh, kid, Dalky smoky up. Next
is our after show decompression session, and we'll sit here
(01:15:42):
and talk about whatever he yont could talk about about
winter weather preparation. Oh yeah, we mentioned that earlier. I know,
good stuff. That was a good public service announcement. Both, well,
I do what I can. Now. Can we count that
to the station as public service files? You know, I'm
going to heal you get a recording of it, take
(01:16:02):
it off the tape and say, look, this adds to it.
Huh done it. We are providing a public service to
our listeners, because whether you guys know it or not,
there's a certain amount of public service that every radio
station has to do. That's why they play those those
informational things early Sunday morning, early Sunday morning, so they're
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out of the way.
Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
I'm in charge of that. Also, public service announcements, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
All goes to the public file. Yeah, well I gave
you one today. You don't have to work quite as hard.
So we'll see you on the after show. Now, we'll
see you on the show show. Hi, that's all I'm
talking about. Kavid point of is
Everybody facts, everybody fast, every manifacts, everybody ees.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Of mark Where do they come from? These smells from behind?
From the air we swallow and the food that we
eat when we eat footage is digested into our intestines.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It is broken down to get the nutrients we need
for life. When this happens, nitrogen leting and carbon dioxide
gases are released and sit inside.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
They have to come out because they must be free.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Of around approach systemize from the streets. Man of everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Dons. They carts cats, They cart cows that eat the grass.
They carts zebra smart cat as her I did your
host a.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Hard time to u?
Speaker 7 (01:03):
S nachal.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
That's as obvious if you say, don't you look at me?
Speaker 8 (01:11):
Everybody puts, everybody does, everybody comes, everybody tis everybody ever
about tis.
Speaker 9 (01:44):
Nasty?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Okay, Now you may be thinking that that was just
some random bathroom humans. No, No, a public service announcement,
if you will, special day. It's National past gas Day.
If I'm lying, I'm dying. And that's so appropriate because
what was yesterday? What was yesterday National Bean Day? Shouldn't
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they be on the same day?
Speaker 10 (02:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Do you eat your beans one day? And you pass gas,
then it has had time to catch up to your
loading day.
Speaker 11 (02:52):
You know what I love about that song is that
it does away with the stigma of passing gas.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Here's a deal. Everybody does it, and most people admit
it except you women. You women will not admit to
farting no matter what. Oh my god, but I do
not do it in public like men. Well, okay, just
don't care. And you think it's very, very funny when
we got the pressure built up, that's what would do.
But I wish I'd brought a lighter someday because I'll
(03:24):
cook one up for it.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
By the way, did you know experts say that farting
in front of your partner strengthens your relationship. Really, come
on in front of you. Oh we all fart you
guys float the air biscuits and just shrug it off. Huh.
I haven't lit one in a while, and I wanted
to show you that because you don't believe it can
be nice. I've seen it in movies and on TV.
I've never seen it in person.
Speaker 12 (03:47):
You know, about fifteen years ago, one slipped out of
my sweatpants in the iHeart conference room. There's about nine
or ten of us in there meeting, and I didn't
feel it coming at all. The next thing, you know,
hell all.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
By the way, it's also Harlem Globetrotter's Day. Those guys
amazed me when I was a kid, and they still
amazed me today. Hey, they even solved mysteries. Yes they did.
The cartoon Globetrotters did anyway, right, they got long it
long lived meadow Lark, Lemon and curly Need. Everybody knows
the fake water in the bucket trick, but we can't
(04:21):
wait for them to do it every time you see them.
As a matter of fact, the Globetrotters played their very
first game on this date in nineteen twenty seven, ninety
years ago. Nineteen twenties.
Speaker 10 (04:34):
I thought it was like something from the sixth.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Oh No, they've been around there a lot longer, a
lot longer. I love that theme. I still have that
theme in my head.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
National Babblehead Got Plenty around Here Holiday created by the
National Bobblehead Hall of Fame Museum in Milwaukee. The heads
of bobbleheads are often oversized compared to their bodies and
are connected to them with us spring, so they move
around or babble when you half of them. I know
you already know that. But these collectible figurines go by
(05:05):
other names, are also called wobblers, nodters, and wacky wobblers.
Wacky I think I prefer bobble hat. Yeah, I don't.
Wacky Wobblers sounded like a cartoon show. It sounds like
something nasty that came on right after the Harlem glow.
DRIs there. It sounds like a type of fart. It
is Distaff Day. What what's that? It takes place the
(05:25):
day after Epiphany. Distaff Day is an unofficial holiday in
Catholic nations. It marks the return to work for women
at the end of the Christmas season, the time known
as the Twelve Days of Christmas. Well, shouldn't it be
called Misstaff Day? Yeah, since it's for women, miss Staff.
You're Catholic. You didn't know, and I did not know
about Distaff Day. Learn about the feast of the Epiphany, though,
(05:47):
learn something of a day. It is National Old Rock Day.
Now what we play here? Damn right? But actually it's
about rocks you throw at young punks. Oh shouting your
little bashers, get out of my yard? That kind old rocks? Yeah, Well,
collections of old rocks are brought out and polished up
the day to celebrate, So get your rocks off, get
(06:09):
your rock blanket like Andy and shawshank Cat. It is
National Tempora Day. I don't like oh Man, lightly battered
and deep fried seafood and vegetables. They rock Portuguese missionaries
and merchants centered around Nagasaki, Japan used flour and eggs,
make a batter and create the Japanese what they would
adopt his tempora in the late sixteenth section delic thank
(06:33):
you so much, and finally it is national. I'm not
gonna take it anymore? Is what you yell when you
just had it? Tang you twisted, sister, don't hold on,
hold it in, come on screaming to a pillow. Some
of you may be thinking about this clip from the
movie Network.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Go to the window, open it and stick your head
out and yell.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah you tell them both. Well, well we'll take it
as long as the show left, So get ready for
sports of all sorts. And we got a toy box
Tuesday for you'll.
Speaker 11 (07:10):
Ask seven fifteen cheap trick, cheap trick.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Well that's close enough. Here, give me all. You'll love it.
And make Me a sandwich Dallas's classic rock lone Star
ninety two to five. Well look ahead, it is six
thirty and Time Verse Sports of all sorts brought to
you Bagga. Will Height Law Firm Injury lawyers go to
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Willhightwinds dot com. Well. Dallas Mavericks guard Kyrie Irving is
expected to miss one to two weeks and maybe even
more with a bulging disc in his back, and Mavericks
coach Jason Kidd said a timeline for his return was
not immediately null. That's not good. It's pretty serious. Their
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Irving's injury is yet another blow to the Dallas attack.
Leading score Uka Doncic was also out last night, missing
his sixth game due to a left calf strain. To
add insult to injury, if you'll pardon the pun, the
MAVs lost in Memphis to the Grizzlies one nineteen to
one oh four. Dallas will be back home tonight to
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host the Lakers at the American Airline Center. Tip Off
is at six thirty, and while the Mavericks are playing
at home tonight, your Dallas Stars will face the New
York Rangers at Madison Square Garden in the Big Apple
for the second and final time this season. Just so happens,
I'm wearing my Dallas Stars shirt. You have some rescules
comments on your shirt this morning, and hey, cool shirt bow.
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Dallas has won every game this year, even though they've
only played two games so far at Cows and it's
fun to say we're underfeated those Stars. The puck will
drop tonight at six o'clock.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader took to social media to provide
a quick update after she was hit in the head
by a ball on a kickoff by Brandon Aubrey during
the Cowboys game against the Washington Commanders on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
When that kick went out of bounds, you saw the
video all Right, get confor good.
Speaker 11 (09:07):
In a video that since gone viral, Cowboys cheerleader Michelle
Simonowski got hit in the back of the head by
the ball on the sidelines and could be seen crouching
down before quickly standing back up.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Shortly thereafter.
Speaker 11 (09:21):
The video showed her sitting down smiling, accepting to drink
as fellow cheerleaders and others came to her aid.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Too bad, no one came.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
To the aid of the Dallas Cowboys as you well know,
the Commanders beat the Cowboys twenty three to nineteen. After
the game, Michelle Simonowski took to Instagram to reassure people
that she was a okay.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
As for the now infamous.
Speaker 11 (09:44):
Kick, well, it earned Brandon Aubrey a rare penalty for
going out of bounds, and the game marked the end
of a difficult season for the Cowboys, who finished with
a seven to ten record.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Do you think she got the game ball? Since it
hit her, they should have given it to her A
good point, Yeah, and maybe an ice pack too.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
Speaking of the Cowboys, you guys remember an old fellow
named Ezekiel?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, yeah, Ezekiel Elliott. Oh yeah, that's him. God, where
is he off to now? The LA Chargers, Yes, going
to the Charge. Well, he's on their practice squad. So
I heard great have fallen?
Speaker 13 (10:19):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
Apparently the ink is wet and he's on their practice
squad ahead of the wildcard weekend that's coming up. Elliott
the twenty sixteen number four overall pick waved by the
Dallas Cowboys on New Year's Eve so he could join
a playoff team. The Ohio State product was a two
time league rushing leader in twenty sixteen, and he was
again in twenty eighteen. He's a one time first team
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All Pro selection in twenty sixteen. But after his four
thousand yard plus rushing season, which was about four years ago,
Elliott regressed.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
And that's kind of putting it mildly from a critical perspective.
He regressed all right, every year.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
He had a one year stint with the Patriots that
was two years ago. He turned to Dallas this season,
primarily in a backup role. Now, the Chargers, number five
seed in the AFC, will be at the Houston Texans this.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Saturday in Round one of the wild card weekend. And yesterday,
of course, we mentioned it was Black Monday because with
the NFL regular season over, that means teams have been
eliminated from the playoffs are plotting their next step, which
involves firing head coaches. Before the season was even over.
The Jets fired Robert Salay, the Saints fired Dennis Allen,
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and the Bears fired Matt Uberfluss. The list grew when
the Patriots fired Jared Mayo and the Jaguars fired Doug Peterson.
A lot of heads were rolling yesterday. In a bit
of a surprise, though the New York Giants, who sucked
this year, announced they would not be firing head coach
Brian Deball, despite the Giants having a terrible, horrible season,
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they only had three wins. As of right now, Mike
McCarthy is still the coach of the Dallas Cowboys for now.
For now, the week is still young, though very young.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Mike McCarthy ended his team's disappointing twenty twenty four season
by confidently calling himself, are you ready for this?
Speaker 14 (12:10):
Both?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yes? A winner? A winner.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
At least one team outside of the Dallas Cowboys building
was listening to McCarthy, the Chicago Bears. The Bears have
requested permission from the Cowboys to interview Mike McCarthy for
their vacant head coaching position now. The request is a
fascinating one because of McCarthy's current standing as coach of
the Cowboys, a team that fell well below expectations this season,
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finishing seven and ten. Out Because of Dallas's slide this season,
McCarthy has been considered to be on the hot seat
for months now, but the tone of owner Jerry Jones'
Sunday remarks regarding McCarthy suggested otherwise.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
He's like on the fence about it.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
As of yesterday afternoon, Mike McCarthy remained employed by the
Dallas Cowboys. That did not prevent the Chicago Bears from
asking to speak with him, which he is not allowed
to do until a week from today because the Cowboys
retain exclusivity rights with him until the fourteenth. That's when
McCarthy's contract officially ends. And the Bears may not be
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the only team. Remember, Mike Doosey told us yesterday that
the Saints may be interested in Mike McCarthy's new head coach.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I mentioned that maybe so, maybe so.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
Well, my friends, I've seen the Kansas City Chiefs have
a hell of a lot better weekend than they had
last weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah but the beteam.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
Man, did they score a single point against Denver? My god,
now listen to this. On top of their loss to Denver,
the Kansas City Chiefs were stranded at the airport at home.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh yeah, several hours Saturday and ice storms shut down operations.
No big surprise to hear from us here in North
Texas right now. The severe winter weather prevented their charter
jet from departing for their game against Denver on Sunday,
and the team finally departed after spending about four hours
stranded on the tarma. Oh god, yeah, they were pissed
about that. Apparently.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
The chiefs tried to move up the flight as the weather,
which had been predicted all week, but the plane they
were on expected to use delays in arriving. That was
in their plan from early on apparently, and the team
had to stick with its mid afternoon departure plan. The
charter jet was the first to depart once the airport
operations resumed.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
They were first in line, I would hope somewhat four
hours on the tarmac. I was in a plane that
sat on a tarmac for two hours, and I almost
lost my damn mind. Yeah, you know, nine to eleven.
Speaker 11 (14:33):
I was on a plane for thirty two hours on
a tarmac two stuck in Gander, Newfoundland.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Of all, how many hours thirty two hours? Jeez. The
FCS National Championship Game got underway at totally a stadium
in Frisco last night, with temperatures making it almost a
freezing However, North Dakota State and Montana State fans might
have a different definition of cold compared to us here.
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North Texas. The weather is nothing compared to what they
face every winter, but some of the fans said they
didn't expect it to be this cold in Texas. The
thousands packed the outdoor stadium dressed in layers of clothes
and a bunch of beanies on their heads. Families fired
up the grill the tailgate all Monday and packed the
parking lots. These fans drive down here every year their
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team plays in the Football Championship Subdivision. Some of them
fly here, but most of them get in their cars
and hit the road and travel over one thousand miles
to get to Frisco for this game. That's how serious.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I was out on Saturday night and those guys were everywhere.
A lot of the bars was and welcome North Takola
State fans, and it was packed with people. I just
don't want to drive that far. Man. The evening went
better for North Dakota State Bison, as they ended up
beating Montana State thirty five thirty two, and it was
a nailed by of the whole time. This is the
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last FCS Championship in Frisco for a while. It will
be held in Nashville next year because Toyota Stadium will
be going through renovations, gonna guss it up a little bit. Yeah,
all right, freaking full file next on the bowl and
then show.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Are you sure I'll know?
Speaker 15 (16:20):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Are you sure? Okay, I'll know when it's time to know.
I guess he said, here you go, hey, rascules, it
is time now for the freaking fool file. One of
my favorite part of this dumb ass show. And let
me start out by saying, there's just playing stupid and
then there's deadly stupid. A zoo keeper in Uzbekistan tragically
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lost his life after going into the lion's cage and
a private zoo to film himself petting them no to
impress his girlfriend. Yeah, he got mauled to death. Forty
four year old f Irish Kulov was working the night
shift at a private zoo when he decided, Hmmm, I'm
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going to breath my woman. I'm gonna film myself going
into the lion's den to pet three full grown lions.
What would go wrong? A short clip retreet from the
man's phone shows him unlocking the lion's cage and walking
right in while talking to the lions and addressing them
by name. Oh in that suite. Well, like the lions
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knew what he was saying. They either saw a threat
or they saw meat. Ye the way it cost him
to life. At one point, the lions, which had been
lounging on wooden pallets, became alert and approached the zoo keeper,
who continues the film. He thought that that, oh, they're
coming up here wanting me to pet him. No, that
ain't it. Seemingly he was unaware of the danger. The
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video cuts off off with this guy screaming as one
of the lions attacks him. His partially eaten remains were
found four hours after this incident, and the zoo confirmed
that one of the lions had to be shot and
the other two tranquilized after escaping the enclosure left unlocked
by this going. The forty four year old was reportedly
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an experienced lion handler, but apparently not experienced enough. After
doing such a stupid and deadly thing, he came up
with the idea of filming himself entering the lion's cage
as a way to impress his woman. I'm sure she's
very impressed. Oh, she very impressed, but she's a little
disappointed at this.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Point, Yeah, a Welsh village was invaded by thousands of
bargain hunting shoppers looking for a non existent Aldi supermarket
that internet trolls had actually added to Google Maps as
a praying they.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Fell forward the ad.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
A missing place feature on Google Maps can be very
useful when used correctly, but when it's abused by pranksters,
it can cause lots of.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Headaches for entire communities.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Case inpoint, Scipio Logue, a quiet Welsh village whose inhabitants
have seen a flood of really confused shoppers looking for
a phantom Aldi supermarket that only exists as a pin
on Google Maps, believed to have been added by a
local Internet troll. The listing has so far led thousands
of people to this grassy field, tens of miles away
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from the nearest checkout lane anywhere. A milk truck even
became stuck in the mud trying to deliver its cargo
to this phantom Aldi supermarket. One local woman says, We've
had people knocking on doors asking where the Aldi is,
delivery vans with groceries trying to find a non existent
loading dog, and even a bloke with a pallette of
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bread who thought he'd been hired to stock shelves. So
the prank went even further than just the phantom aldi.
They were actually fake interviewing people.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
So the prank has pissed a lot of people off,
as you can very well imagine. But somewhere there's a
couple of pranksters Paul Roberts, laughing their asses off.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
What they did. I didn't do it. I did laugh
at it, though, because you gotta admit, that's a great price.
She knew what was going through your head when you
heard this story, and so did I. Well, yeah, but
she made it sound like I'm the one that did it. Listen,
if I pulled that off, I would be the first
one to tell you. You would brag it up.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
All right, Another far away land with some very unusual
rules and circumstances in Russia, then I'll say.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
If you gave, you'll stay away. Oh yeah, Russian Russian
police have been really cracking down on lgb Q agenda
lifestyle people over in the country of Russia. They've been
enforcing it as a law that's being broken, resting people,
putting them in jail for dressing in ways that make
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them quote look too gay.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, with me.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
This is the Kremlin strategy to promote traditional values. Did
you guys have any run ins with the Kremlin when
you were over there party in Russia with Jim.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
No, they treated us like kings. You know, they got
the video of Bow and Jim. I'm sure. I tell
you what, I don't want to go back. You don't
want to go back. I'm not kiddya. In Moscow, the
biggest city, it smelled Our hotel we were staying in
the Cosmos hotel was supposed to be a big eventually
hotel in Moscow. Man, it smelled like somebody puked in there. Really,
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that's the one thing I always remember about that. Oh yeah,
don't go to Russia, especially if you're gay.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
Yeah, the Kremlin, the law enforcement folks over there in Russia. Man,
if they look at you and they decide this put
us look too gay, then they can cuff and stuff
you and slap you with violations. Eight people recently detained
by cops there for wearing clothes that promoted non traditional
sexual relations. As the Kremlin put it, this is a
raid and a nightclub specifically that happened in the city
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of Tula. The Russian cops went in there and detained
and later find a group of men suspecting and promoting
an LGBT agenda. One of the offenders had pink socks,
another had an unbuttoned kimono over his shoulders, and then
there was another guy that pissed off the kremlin because
he had bright orange hair and red tattoos on his face.
And there was another person in there and the cops
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got pissed because he had.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Quote crosses of black tape, gluetoo, nippoles, well and women's
style corsets on listen, if you know they're like that,
don't be dressing like that unless you want to get
fined or go to jail.
Speaker 12 (22:45):
Yeah, maybe play it cool or maybe divert to Greece
or something instead. The Russians don't believe in live and
let live like we do here. They're not as laid
back about this kind of stuff. And the quarter of
there reportedly agreed that the appearance of the detainees was
inconsistent with the image of a man of traditional sexual
orientation and find them fifty thousand rubies, which comes out
to almost five hundred dollars in America. Yeah, the bartender
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of the rated club claimed he was a goth to
explained why he had turquoise hair, peer cyebrows, black T
shirt and all that.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
But the exclamations did not help with the come to
de kremlin. I'm not gay, I'm golf. It didn't work alone. Okay,
here's a good one for you. An Alabama man who
lived in England stripped off his clothes, buck ass naked
and cannonballed naked into a Bass Pro shops aquarium. Yeah
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again this Yeah. Forty three year old George Owens was
arrested over the weekend after he caused a disturbance and
then fought with police at the sporting goods outlet in Leeds, England,
after intentionally crashing his Chevy pickup truck with his wife
and six year old son inside, into a light pole
outside the retailer. Owens then strip naked, ran into the store, hollering,
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jumped in the aquarium. Then he began cussing at customers
and police who arrived to see what was going on.
Owens eventually tumbled out of the aquarium on his own
while being handcuffed. He began to fight with officers. In fact,
he kicked one of them in the nuts, which now
he's in even mold trouble. While several patrons ran out
of the store in a hurry, they were kind of
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freaked out, other Best Best Pro shop customers were laughing
their ass off and stayed to record the commotion, a
video of which quickly went viral. Oh what do you
see if you can't find that? Annabell Police estimated that
Owens cost thirty five hundred dollars in damages to the
light pole and five thousand dollars in damages to a
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police transport vehicle. Owen's wife told police she believed he
was having a mental episode. I think Owens, who claimed
he had taken a lot of drugs he found in
his garage, which is always a good idea, initially inclined
to explain why he jumped into the aquarium. If I
tell you guys, you would put me in the looney house,
he said. Owens later cited religious reasons for the naked frolic,
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saying God told him.
Speaker 16 (25:13):
To do it.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Hey, God likes to play pranks, just like you know
Adam and Eve were naked.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
That's right, you know this has happened in Bass Pro
Aquarium so much now you know what I think is
gonna happen. They're gonna take the damn things out and
we're not gonna be able to have those nice things anymore.
Speaker 11 (25:30):
No, there's a bunch of videos on YouTube of man
in Alabama, man in Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
They do not have the videos. Oh well not yet.
Maybe it'll come up.
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Well, it's just this story not the video I want
to see. Naked man not viral enough.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I guess. All right, coming up a little ditty from
the toy Box and we kind of acknowledge a death
that happened five years ago.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Oh wow, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday.
We do have a fun way for you to score
tickets to see Cheap Trick in concert. They are headed
to Texas Trust SeeU Theater in Grand Prairie on March sixth,
and we want you to be there. We'll give away
those tickets at a round seven to fifty here on
the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Five Dallas Forwarth's Classic Lock lone Star ninety two five.
Today's kind of a somber day Today, January seventh, Mark's
the fifth anniversary of the death of Rush drummer Neil Peart.
The announcement came three days later, on January tenth, that
he had passed away in Santa Monica, California, at the
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age of sixty seven. The cause was brain cancer. He
had that for three years, and he made everybody swear
that they wouldn't tell anybody. I've read and how hard
that must have been. Yeah, here's Geddy Lee talking about that.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
He was given eighteen months at the most, and it
went on three and a half years, and so that
was a constant flow of us going to see him,
giving him support.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
What his family had to live through.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Was really difficult.
Speaker 14 (27:05):
And when you're in that state, it's very hard to
function normally because you can't talk to anyone about it,
and so people hear rumblings and they bring things up
to you and you deflect it, and so that feels
on the one hand, it feels dishonest, but on the
other hand, you're being loyal to your friend. I would
say that was the most difficult time for us to
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move forward, because we are in this bubble of grief,
sort of walking towards an inevitable and terrible conclusion.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, I can see why it'd be upset. It's so
tough not to be able to talk about what's going on. Peert,
of course it claimed he was one of the most
influential drummers of his era. Was a Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame, Canadian Music Hall of Fame, and Canadian
Songwriters Hall of Fame member along with his band mates
Getty Lee and Alex Leisten. In fact, Neil Peart wrote
most of the lyrics for all the Risch songs. Here
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is Neil describing his drumming. I hit everything as.
Speaker 17 (28:00):
Hard as I can, basically, you know, and I practiced
and practice to be able to play both fast and loud.
It was such definition, and that was my generation of drummers.
I would say we came out of a history of
power and simplicity early on, and then all the complex
drummers of the late sixties. That's kind of where I
came from.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah. I always loved seeing his drum solos because he
was amazing. Yeah yyz. Yeah. The band retired from the
road in twenty fifteen because Neil wanted to spend more
time with his family.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
Apparently the guys really wanted to extend that farewell tour.
But he was the one that said, no, I'm done,
I want to spend more time with my family.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, the R.
Speaker 12 (28:40):
Forty two or that was their unofficial farewell I didn't
know at the time. There's a whole documentary out about it.
If you guys want to soak in more of this,
the Rush documentary time stands still is about the end
of the road for documentary.
Speaker 16 (28:53):
See this.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
Yeah, and we had the full story up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com plus of one of his most
famous drum solos.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
HM.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Well, now that I brought everybody down. I think it's
important to really is. But it being Toybox Tuesday, I
had a request. I forgot about this bit The Millennial
Job interviews you kids today.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Here you go, Amy. It says you are trained in technology.
That's very good. Are you a deptot Excel? No PowerPoint,
no publisher?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Not really.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Exactly in what area of technology? Are you proficient?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Snaptop?
Speaker 18 (29:44):
Pinterest, Instagram, find Twitter, you know the big ones.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
I'm surprised you didn't say Facebook.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
That's for old people like my parents. That's funny.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Well, Amy, when you're working for me. You have to
have those kind of research skills because I'll send you
things for you to comb through and get the answers
and send them to me. So for that, you've got
to be really good at technology.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
For stuff like that. No problem, I'll just ask Siri.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
You're just ask Siri, you know, Siri.
Speaker 18 (30:19):
Tell me this, Siri, find me that we're all good
getting you the answers.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Tell Siri, I want you ready to go at eight
sharp each and every morning.
Speaker 10 (30:31):
I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
What don't you understand what you just said? You don't
understand be ready to go?
Speaker 16 (30:40):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
You said eight, right, yes?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Eight like in the morning?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Eight yes in the morning.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Yeah, that kind of doesn't work for me. Who gets
up at a I do.
Speaker 18 (31:00):
I don't even get to Starbucks until like ten, where
I order my Grande Trite latte, three pumskim milk, light water,
two percent.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Bolm extra hot but not too hot.
Speaker 18 (31:07):
So if it's okay, I work best in the morning
at ten forty five.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Wow, Amy, I don't think we're going to be a
good fit.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Why are you so negative?
Speaker 18 (31:20):
I can censor you hostilities, and right now I am
not feeling very safe. I've been here for over five minutes,
and the only nice thing you have said to me
was nice resume, which I typed all night for this
meeting with you. You've given me no guidance, no validation,
no encouragement, no supervision.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Is there an HR director somewhere?
Speaker 6 (31:40):
HR director?
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Yes, I need to speak to someone.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I may have to take off today. It's a mental
health day.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Take to day off, Amy, Amy, look at me. You
don't work here?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Are you firing me?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Okay? Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Don't you want to just slap the snot out of her?
I was so on the nose kids today, Wright seven
point fifteen on the Bow and them Old lone Star
ninety two to five. Some of you are thinking about
running for your shelter. Oh, mother, nature's hacking up today.
We're gonna have a mix of partly sunny and cloudy skies,
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highs in the upper thirties. It's not as bad as
everybody was saying it was.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
Well, it's gonna be because we have a winter storm
watch that go into effect midnight Thursday through six pm
on Friday.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
It could have two to four inches of snow. Some
people are reporting like six inches of snow for DFW.
Speaker 12 (32:42):
Yeah, what's crazy is to see the fields like temperatures.
The fields like temperatures right now are like.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Eight six windchill is something else. It brutal. Might just
affect the attendance of Texas and Ohio state fans coming
to the Cotton Bowl Classic at Jerry World, But honestly,
if you spend all that money on tickets, you're gonna
make it to the game no matter what the damn was.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Yeah, I think Friday morning we're gonna have some treacherous
driving conditions, but by the time the game goes into
a fact it should be better.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Well, on Thursday, there's a strong chance of that wintry mix,
including snow, sleet, or rain. It's expected to be short lived,
clearing out by Thursday night, but it might be a
bitch driving to work. Text Dot is making an effort
to treat the well traveled roads and highways to make
it safe for you if you've got to drive on it.
And you should allow a faucet to drip continuously. Yep,
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that's a good idea. That's during freezing temperatures to prevent
your pipes from freezing. A small, steady drip is enough
to keep water circulating and present freezing. Also open the
cabinets under your kitchen and bathroom sinks done to let
the warm air circulate around the pipes. You never did that,
and I can't watch.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
It scared me yesterday was that I didn't remember whether
I had turned my sprinkler system off or not. A
lot of people forget to do that and then you
end up with icy sidewalks or broken pipe.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
But as I also grabbed one of my thermal socks
out of the draw and I stuck it over the
garden hose spigott outside of my place, that's a good idea.
You got the pool noodle that I use? Yes, yeah,
that's good too. You should also make sure you know
where your shut off valves are in case of a
pipe burst right to prevent that from happening. Protect outdoor
pipes with pipe insulation if you're in a pinch, wrap
(34:25):
outdoor faucets with rags, towels or newspaper for temporary insulation.
And don't go to the grocery store and buy three
hundred dollars worth of stuff because we got it. We're
all gonna No, it's not that bad. It'll be gone
by Friday morning or even Thursday, and.
Speaker 11 (34:40):
Please make sure not just to take care of your plants,
take care of your pets, yes.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Please, Yeah, don't let your dog go out there and
pee on a tree because you'll probably get stuck to it.
That happens only in cartoons. Yeah, there you go, by
the way. Tomorrow is ASCA Stuff Day, the first ASCA
Stuff Day of the new year. So if you've got
a question called two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred, that is the ask Us Stuff hotline, leave
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you question there and we'll answer it on the air.
But up next, we got two requests actually for this.
Candy the Wayward Stripper. Yeah, Candy the Wayward Stripper one
of those things where you answer the phone and you
can't really make those things happen. They just happen, and
you just answer the phone and magic on radio starts
(35:30):
right there. Yeah, Candy on the phone was like witnessing
an auto accident. You couldn't look away from that, exactly. Okay.
I nobody requested this, but I'm gonna play it anyway
because this made me laugh. Badies and gentlemen, I give
you Big Dad as Yeah, it's so hard.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
I love you.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
When you're sitty park my place. I can tell you
what I am thinking.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Love you.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
If you just sit.
Speaker 19 (36:15):
Some place for just a moment, just a breather vase,
just a little chair to place because it's so hard.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
Out of you. When you're sitting all my face.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I could say.
Speaker 10 (36:58):
You dawn king grabbing that's somebody eyes.
Speaker 16 (37:07):
To me.
Speaker 20 (37:10):
As long as you ask me no questions, girl, I
tell you no lies.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
He looks true the back time your prisoner.
Speaker 20 (37:29):
When I'm like, it's tweaking your bas don't give me wrong.
Speaker 10 (37:38):
I'm not complaining. No one could.
Speaker 19 (37:44):
Ever take your play strong, But just don't gasp to
beep here.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
I love you.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
When you're sitting all my face. Yes, it's so hot
when you sitting all.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
My get it.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
Really need a drink?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, muscle shows got the answer. Oh yeah, I ain't
sure what the question is, but coming up with have
cheap trick tickets here on the Bowl and them show,
and I'll explain the stupid way I'm going to give
those tickets away. Stupid and fun. Yeah, it'll be my phone. Yes, absolutely,
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get it in from the definition of the ball and
them sure is. And uh it is toy box Tuesday.
And I got two requests for this. I don't know why,
but I did. Uh. This is something that just happens
at random. Sometimes you answer the phone and something happens
that turns into radio goal. I love it radio magic.
(39:06):
This was one of those things. I answered the phone.
Jimmy and I were just kind of lounging around and
this happened. Hey, hey, good.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Money, good morning.
Speaker 13 (39:21):
I need one of you guys to come and pick
me up.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
What excuse me? Now?
Speaker 13 (39:29):
I need this is candy. You guys totally rock. First
of all, Oh, I am totally.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
Lost and I need to get home.
Speaker 13 (39:40):
I work as a club and oh, her was a
customer last night and we were just like partying.
Speaker 16 (39:48):
And I woke up and the radio was on, and
he's like, gone, I guess it's gone to work.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Are you an escort?
Speaker 16 (39:59):
No, that's that's illegal.
Speaker 13 (40:01):
I'm I'm a dancer. Oh I'm a private dancer.
Speaker 16 (40:11):
Oh god, what is that? I just I think that's
a I think it's a cat.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Or no, that's not a cat.
Speaker 13 (40:16):
That was us going, I'm at this guy's house and
I think I just saw it.
Speaker 16 (40:23):
I think it's a cat or I think it's a cat.
Speaker 13 (40:28):
So anyway, he like left and I can't find my.
Speaker 10 (40:33):
Ride.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's your name again?
Speaker 13 (40:37):
It was Candy.
Speaker 16 (40:38):
I'm sorry, I was so tired.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Chadley stage number one time.
Speaker 16 (40:42):
Kathleen is Candy?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
I said, Candy, He said Kathleen. Anyway, whatever your name is.
Which club do you work at?
Speaker 15 (40:50):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:51):
Oh, I don't.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
I don't know if I should say that because my
boss or party. I went home with my customer.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Do you normally go home?
Speaker 10 (41:00):
No?
Speaker 13 (41:01):
No, it wasn't like I didn't like go home with him.
Speaker 16 (41:04):
We just like came home to a party like he had.
He had a bunch of people over and we were
just like kind of hanging out. But there's like no
note or anything, and I can't find my cell phone.
I really got to get home.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Well where are you?
Speaker 16 (41:20):
I'm like a centem at this guy's house.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Well, where is his house? I don't know.
Speaker 16 (41:27):
It's in the neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (41:28):
Like, it's.
Speaker 16 (41:30):
Not of my apartment. It's nowhere near my apartment.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I'm Candy, Candy, all right now, focus, honey, focused, Excuse.
Speaker 16 (41:38):
I'm sorry, I need something to eat. This guy. I'm
sure this guy is some kind of food.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
But okay, Candy Candy.
Speaker 13 (41:46):
With the Cats definitely, Candy, Candy.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Listen to me now, honey, I'm trying to help you here.
Let me just get this straight. You went home with
a customer? Where you were you doing lap dances?
Speaker 13 (41:57):
I like, it's not like like we go to.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Candy, Candy, Candy. Yes, let's just say you left with
a customer. Were you doing lap dances for him?
Speaker 16 (42:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (42:09):
He spent I made a lot?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, Candy, can I still have it? Candy? Did you
have sex with anybody?
Speaker 10 (42:18):
No?
Speaker 16 (42:19):
No, I don't have no even have sex.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
You're not that kind of girl.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
Now, that's that's like, that's.
Speaker 16 (42:26):
Like that's like a hooker.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
That's I just dance, okay, so hard to so okay,
she worked hard for the money. Really get home, Candy.
Will you just hold on a minute. So you left,
Now where did you go? What street did you go down?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
Well?
Speaker 13 (42:49):
I know we made a left on the Northwest Highway.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Yeah, and then we're at the house.
Speaker 16 (42:57):
Did far from the highway?
Speaker 6 (42:58):
Candy?
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Which part of Northwest Highway? The part that's Northwest.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
Highway, the part where you.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Drive down the highway, Candy, Candy, there's the part that's
west of thirty five and the part that's East.
Speaker 13 (43:14):
I don't know. I was in the car. I was
in the back of the car.
Speaker 16 (43:17):
I wasn't in the front of the car.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
It was Candy.
Speaker 16 (43:19):
I had lots of drink.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Okay, Candy, look look, Candy, go outside and look and
see what the cross streets are.
Speaker 13 (43:27):
Okay, hold on a second.
Speaker 16 (43:31):
That cat is really ugly.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Candy, don't focus on the cat. Do you have a
cordless phone?
Speaker 16 (43:40):
Yeah, this guy's okay, hell else can.
Speaker 13 (43:45):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (43:47):
Oh my god. It's it's like, what time is it.
It's like morning?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
What are the cross streets?
Speaker 13 (43:55):
It's it's I can't see what the cross of the
of it is.
Speaker 16 (44:00):
There's just like a lot of trees.
Speaker 13 (44:02):
And there's some lady who's like walking her dolls.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Well, why don't you ask her where you are?
Speaker 16 (44:08):
He's like far away. She's like, oh my god, I
can't run.
Speaker 13 (44:12):
My feet hurt.
Speaker 14 (44:14):
Let me see.
Speaker 16 (44:15):
I don't I don't know. I can't see what the
cross street is.
Speaker 13 (44:19):
House do though?
Speaker 16 (44:21):
And I think it's I think it's on the right side. Well,
I guess that would depend on where you were in
the street.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
What's the house number of the house you're at? Is
it an apartment or a house.
Speaker 16 (44:30):
No, like I said, it's not next to my apartment.
It's a house, a house.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Next to your apartment. I said, what are you at
a house or an apartment? Ouch? Ouch, Candy, Candy, is
it a house or an apartment that you're at a house?
What's the house? Number? One?
Speaker 13 (44:51):
One two one seven?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Well, all right, we got the number. We just don't
know what street it's on. We're halfway there, Candy.
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Oh, you guys are really gotta get home.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Well, honey, I can't help you. Number one, we can't
come get you because we have this show to do.
And number two, we don't know where the hell you are.
Speaker 13 (45:10):
I just, guys, I'm telling you, I'm on the I'm
on there. I think it's the left side of the
block and it's one one one one two one one
two one some one. Oh my gosh, just come and
get me.
Speaker 17 (45:25):
Okay, Candy, you're gonna have to walk down to the
corner and look at the street signs.
Speaker 16 (45:30):
Oh my god, I can't wait.
Speaker 13 (45:31):
Do you even know what I'm wearing?
Speaker 16 (45:33):
I can't go down there right now.
Speaker 13 (45:35):
Just come and get me, okay, just say around here, Jimmy,
send Jimmy to come and get me.
Speaker 16 (45:40):
He'll totally come and get me to get here.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Candy call a cab.
Speaker 15 (45:46):
I don't know why not.
Speaker 13 (45:48):
I don't even know. Like I said, I'm on this
guy's freaking well.
Speaker 16 (45:52):
It's a nice phone though it's.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Wowndy, it looks like a remote candy. You're gonna have
to walk down.
Speaker 13 (46:01):
I see, are killing me. That's why I just thought, like,
I want like some steak and eggs, and.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Then just like the stick, well maybe the cab driver,
if he can find you, will buy you some steak
and eggs. But you're gonna have to figure out what
you like.
Speaker 13 (46:16):
Look at their phone number or something. If i'm the
guy's address, I can't believe he didn't like tell me
where I was. Well, I don't have my cell phone either.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
That's what candy, Honey, honey, car candy. We can't help you, darling.
Oh sorry, baby bye.
Speaker 15 (46:33):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Now that's dumbass on a whole new level. I love
it how she said, I know Jimmy will come and
get me. It was before Uber because we were asking
her for a cat keep trick Taggings, Nick let me,
Jallous Wars Classic Wrong Lone Star ninety two five. You
know Keith Trick is coming to the Texas Trust see
(46:59):
you Theater and Grand That is March the sixth, yep.
And we have tickets to give you so you don't
have to pay for him.
Speaker 9 (47:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
I know you're wondering, hey bo, hey bo, how you're
gonna give them tickets away?
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Now?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Well, you know we told you at the beginning of
the show. It is National Harlem Globetrotter Day. Yes, you
did you know how much I love the Harlem Globe Trotters.
When I was a kid, so Meadow Lark Lemon and
Curly Neil would make various appearances on TV shows, especially
Meadow Lark Lemon. Well, here is a show that Metal
(47:34):
Lark Lemon was. I need a little sweet Georgia Brown music.
All right, this is Metal Lark Lemon on a show.
This is pretty easy. You listen and tell me what
show he is on. Okay, okay, here you go. Would
you read Metal Ark's introduction hail practice a little bit here.
(47:56):
Everybody in the world knows medaw Arclemon. He is a
basketball player used to play for the Harland Gloetrotters. I
can chill you.
Speaker 10 (48:05):
He's an entertainer and an actor. And now Lemon is
an on fire bornic game believers that.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
I told you I'd give you a good hint but didn't. Man, Okay,
what was the name of that show? You'll just have
the Yeah, I'm struggling too, Okay, am I close? No,
but he was the one that used to be the
host of that Okay, son of a big Let me
play this again. Let me could you read meta Ark's
introduction while I try practice a little bit here.
Speaker 10 (48:39):
Everybody in the world knows meda Arkleomon.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
He is a basketball player, used to play for the
Harland Gloetrotters.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
I can chill you.
Speaker 10 (48:48):
He's an entertainer and an actor.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
And now Lemon is an on fire bornic gain believes
a born again be laid verse. It's not this one, no,
but she was on the same show A foot up,
We're close two one four or eight one seven seven
eight seven one nine two five. Tell me the name
(49:12):
of the show. I'll give you the cheap trick. Take
one of them show. Tell me what show that was
that metal Lark Lemon was on pt it praised the
lard se Ao held up Jim Baker at PTL Club. Yeah,
she said at the top she wrote Tammy Faye the
mid Oh that that wasn't Tammy Faith. These were the
(49:33):
hosts after Jim went to jail. Oh, okay, who is this?
Speaker 8 (49:39):
This is Mindy and Alito.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Hi, Mindy and Alito. If you'll just hold on, Allito,
you to the cheap trick tickets or my esteemed assistant
Ale will let you know what's happening. Hold on and
don't go away. Okay, all right, all right, Hey, hallo, hallelujahs.
I'm the glory Amy.
Speaker 8 (49:58):
Hey.
Speaker 10 (49:59):
The Toutton Bowl is this?
Speaker 11 (50:00):
It's Friday at Jerry World, Texas versus Ohio State. But
later this month it's the best of the best in
college football, the one hundredth Annual East West Shrine Bowl
at AT and T Stadium. It's happening January thirtieth, and
we have your shot at tickets. Next hour, Bo and
I are going to open up that lone Star ticket
window around eight forty, so keep it locked in on
(50:21):
lone Star ninety.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Two five, Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
I like rocking into the night, but not too late, no,
because they got to save some rocking for this show.
The next morning's right, school nights or school night. Now
on the weekend, I stomp on al my brains. Yes,
we know, Fridays and Saturdays. You are out of control.
Failed me something. Okay. There is a lady named Betty Taylor.
(50:44):
She is ninety four years young and she's from Innis.
Oh yeah, Now, Innis is real close to Course, Canada.
Most of you know that. But when I was in
high school, there was a place called Steve's Drive In
in Innis. It was a beer store and Steve would
sell us a case of beer knowing we were underage.
(51:08):
That's probably why Steve's Drive In is no longer in the.
Speaker 10 (51:12):
Oops.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
But Betty Taylor from Ennis is proving that age is
just a number. She is a former and possibly the
oldest living alumni of the iconic Kilgore Ranger.
Speaker 10 (51:24):
S Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
Taylor is throwing on a sequence studied uniform to step
back into the football field with other alumni as part
of two significant celebrations on Friday, the Ranger ats eighty
fifth anniversary and the seventy fifth year of their performances
at the Goodyear Cotton Bowl.
Speaker 10 (51:43):
That's awesome?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
Is that great?
Speaker 8 (51:45):
That is so cool?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
I love the Ranger. At, she says, I keep smiling.
She says, her excitement is undeniable as she repairs for
her big return. In fact, Kilgore, you don't remember a
DJ Pridemore used working. Yeah, he was a member of
Kilgore football team. He was a rangernger Et. I'm like, yeah, no,
why he wouldn't have passed? I guarant tell you DJ.
(52:08):
The ranger Ets, known for their synchronized high kicks and
impalpable precision, have symbolized Texas pride since they're founding in
nineteen forty well, their first performance at the Cotton Bowl
came less than a decade later in nineteen forty nine,
and their dazzling routines have been a highlight of the
event ever since. That is so cool, And she is
(52:29):
gonna be at the Cotton Bowl performing with alumni of
the Kilgore ranger Et ohing girl. She joined the drill
team in the early fifties, probably becoming a part of
the team's eleventh line of dancers. And she'll will be
wearing a sequin jersey with the number eleven on it
this Friday. I guess they're gonna I guess they're gonna
(52:49):
be at halftime or maybe before, but the fact that
she's gonna go out there and do it at ninety
four years old at Stanbourg. That's awesome. Oh girl gone? Okay, Hey,
toy box Tuesday. I ain't got a request from Cecilia,
who lives in Weatherford. She says her favorite character on
the show is Ninja. Oh really, and she wants to
(53:14):
hear the time Ninja was a guest chef at Benny Hannah.
Oh yeah, so, Cecilia, Here you go, baby the sword,
watch the sword. Geez, Hello, Ninja, why don't you take
off that Rangers baseball cap and stay awhile? Here come
on the baseball cap on the need you have a
(53:39):
back case ring? Oh yeah, infection? Take it off? Take
it off? Take it off? Hey, thanks, what happened? That
doesn't look like ringworm to me? It's you mustn't know,
I must.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
You must prapp singa warrior guess a boddie chef at
the Benehannah over a weekend against Hannah dazzle hungry diners
with the martial arts of braid work and currentary skills.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Here you look, see right here, Ninja dice scrimp dice,
shrimp cock kicking big show two braids the record dis
good good, but that still doesn't explain the scar on
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your forehead.
Speaker 14 (54:37):
There.
Speaker 7 (54:38):
Hey, okay, dingja received gibberrant gibbi gibber, jubilant big round
of a prols crap craft, extremely humbled, bye appreciation, give
traditional humble bow grayl still hot ninja bow to row.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
There you go burn your on the group for your left. Well,
you have disgraced and de ninja in front of the audience. No,
don't got yourself. I'm sorry I laughed. Oh we didn't
mean to laugh.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
No, No, okay, must go find on the on the
need to find save to rub on bun.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Okay, get back ball.
Speaker 10 (55:22):
At all right here, right stop?
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Must you have disgraced? Alright, ce Celia, you asked for
them show it need to be so high? Yes it
did because you're a mad kid. Okay, long start ninety
two five. Let me remind you that tomorrow is ask
(55:43):
us stuff today. Now, if you've got a question that
you just need the answer to, let us do the
leg work and look up the answer for you. Call
the asking stuff outline two and four eight six six
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there. We'll answer it
on the air, and we'll play you's your news, and
there's a theme, there's a theme. Don't tell them what
the theme is. Don't tell them what theme is. Surprised me, No, no, No,
(56:06):
it's going to be a surprise. Okay, surprise it is. Okay.
I just thought i'd let you know so you can
think up some good questions to challenge us, because we
love a challenge unless it's too hard, and then we
won't answer it. No, if you think there's more people
around here than ever before, you are absolutely right. You've
(56:28):
probably seen a bunch of out of state license plates well,
and the traffic is horrible. U haul is able to
see where people are moving to and where they're moving
from thanks to their more than twenty three thousand U
haul rental locations across all fifty states and ten Canadian provinces.
The report for last year is out and shows Texas
(56:50):
is still among the top states for people to move to.
The metro locations are a new statistic, and u haul
says the Dallas Fort Worth area is top destination for
its customers moving to another city. Y'all come on, yeah,
just behavior, chef, Why ye hear it? Got your great weather.
(57:11):
It's well well, other than this Thursday in Fronting, Texas
had five metros that made the cut. Austin comes in
at number five and Houston comes in at number nine.
In fact, according to U Haul, Texas has ranked first
or second among YOU hauled growth states each year since
two thousand and sixty. I think it's because we don't
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have a state sales test. That's one of the reasons. Absolutely.
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loss of customers utilizing one way U haul equipment in
a calendar year. The U Hauled Growth Index is compiled
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thataction that occur each year. So y'all come on down,
but y'all bet behave, behave please, Yeah, don't act a
damn fool, because we'll treat you like one.
Speaker 11 (58:04):
One of the things that I miss most about the
Rio Grand Valley is not having the beach thirty minutes
away from me.
Speaker 4 (58:11):
But that's about to change.
Speaker 11 (58:12):
A thirty five acre surf and adventure park featuring a
four acre surf lagoon, resort style hotel, dining, entertainment and
all kinds of other stuff is coming to McKinney. The
City of McKinney has entered a two hundred million dollar
agreement with Cannon Beach to attract tourists and boost our
local economy. Cannon Beach Surf and Adventure Park will be
(58:33):
located at the northeast corner of Stacey Road and State
Highway one twenty one. The resort style attraction will include
a rooftop pool, a wedding event space, a sandy beach lounge, areas,
cabanas with food service, all connected to the surf lagoon,
which will feature activities like cliff diving and a stationary
surf wave.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Done that sounds awesliff diving. Wya get a cliff around here?
They're going to build a build it and they will come.
Speaker 11 (59:03):
Surrounding amenities will include a skateboard park, movie theater, bowling alley,
health club, and indoor recreation facilities for when you have
a storm like what we're expecting.
Speaker 4 (59:14):
This week exactly. Construction will begin sometime in this brand
new year that we've got and I can hardly wait.
That sounds like that'd be fun. Well, accolades and congratulations
going out to a popular fried chicken spot that I
certainly check on the list. Is one of the finest
I've ever experienced. It's got ten locations around North Texas,
and it's been named the best locally owned Southern restaurant
(59:34):
in the country, or rather among the best locally Southern
in the country. And what place is that, Babes Chicken.
Speaker 9 (59:43):
Man?
Speaker 4 (59:44):
I love that place. You get us serving a meat
and you get all the side vegetables delicious.
Speaker 12 (59:50):
You sit at a big family picnic table, you get
the platter full of meat or chicken, whatever kind of
meat you want, and then the sides are like, oh,
you can eat. They'll just keep bringing them to it.
I'll keep refilling those suckers up. Southern Living magazine did
this and they chose fourteen to the best Southern restaurants
per their readers, and this one, with its small menu
fried chicken and family style sides, was the only Texas
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restaurant to make this list with Southern Living magazine. Babe
Chicken Dinner House first opening Roanoke, Texas in ninety three.
It's still owned by the founding family, which is the
Vineyard family. They also developed the recipes then since then
it's grown to have locations in Garland, Sanger, Carrollton, Burlison, Granberry, Frisco.
Been there many times, yeah, Cedar Hill, Northwichland Hills and
(01:00:36):
also Arlington. The menu includes fried or smoked chicken, chicken
fried steak.
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Which is a son of a bitch, good steak man.
They also have great fried catfish.
Speaker 12 (01:00:46):
The sides are mash taters, green peam, corn, salad and
biscuits served family style.
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I would get a mix of biscuits and corn bread
and make sure you wear your stretchy pants. When you don't.
Speaker 12 (01:00:56):
All right, man, get a car you can lay down
in the backup or something. But congratulations to babes. Now
I want to go eat there.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Well, if you leave Hungary from that place, it's your
own dance at a worm or something. Here's a sad story.
Perry the Donkey, the donkey that was the model for Donkey,
a character in the Shrek movies, has died. He was
thirty years old. Perry died Saturday at Baron Park Donkey's
(01:01:24):
a pasture in Palo Alto, California. He is one of
two Jerusalem miniature donkeys and was nicknamed the celebrity for
being the model for Donkey and Eddie Murphy Voys Dead. Yes,
that's right. He was modeled for the Shrek film in
nineteen ninety nine when he was five. Outside of his modeling,
Perry would appear at community events and would be seen
(01:01:45):
during his walks in the Baron Park neighborhood. Before he
moved to Baron Park, Perry lived elsewhere in California to
be a calming influence for Polo Ponies. However, instead of
calming him down, Perry would nip at him and try
to kick him, and that freaked the ponies out, so
he lost his job. Y'all remember the Will Smith movie
(01:02:07):
I Am Legend. Yes, yeah, his character did an impression
of that Donkey right in the middle of the movie.
You're Dead, yes Jamaican accent. Okay. You remember the story
we did about the adult diaper designed for concert goers
to avoid long lines in the bathroom. We may have
had a good laugh about it, but it had sold
out in a flash. The limited edition pit diapers, specifically
(01:02:29):
for mosh pits and music gigs, was available for seventy
five bucks before selling completely out. It was sold by
Liquid Death, a sparkling water brand known for its unusual
heavy metal style marketing. The company teamed up with Adult
Incontinence brand to produce the Black Leather accessory, which includes
metal stunts and chains. You remember the commercial about it,
(01:02:53):
Oh yeah, dud Well, in case you don't, here it
is the scariest place of the show. It sent a
marsh pit.
Speaker 15 (01:03:00):
It's the bathroom, mile long lines, slipping on pit, the
toilets filled with puke.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
What's a music fan to do?
Speaker 15 (01:03:09):
Introducing the Pit Diaper from Liquid Death, Now you never
have to leave the pit or worry about leaks ever again.
Powered by Defend guards, the Pit Diaper walks away recycled
Liquid Death mountain water flavored sparkling or iced tea and
helps neutralize odor instantly. The Pit Diaper offers trust it
all show protection and with Pit Diaper's strict design, no
(01:03:33):
one will ever know as you're wearing it. It's the
only diaper crafted from premium, cruelty free fleather, and it's
also the only diaper endorsed by metal drummer Bend Caller Wow.
So skip the dangers of a midshell bathroom break and
stay in the safe confines of the marsh bin. Get
your limited edition Pittiper by Liquid Death and depend Today
(01:03:55):
par supplies are extremely limited.
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Now thanks to the pittiper, you can rock out with
your you know, and you can always tell the concert
goer next to you is using it because his eyes
are rolling the back ah and the Sultans play Creoles
Bone Star ninety two five. Okay, let's address the matter
of these tickets to the East West Shrine Bowl coming up.
(01:04:20):
Let's see that is January thirty, cherry World, So who
want our tickets to go to such events? White Settlement
rasculing good standing. Tommy Bennett snagged him.
Speaker 12 (01:04:29):
He's been working his butt off in this nasty weather
and he's been looking for something to do.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Well, now you've got something to do in the East
West Shrine Bowl.
Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Come.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
He's going to be excited. He's very excited to go. Okay,
Tomorrow is Ask His Stuff Day. So if you have
a question, and I hope you do, call the Ask
You Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred. Leave you question there and we'll answer it
on the air and play Choose your News for those
cheap trick tickets. And yes there is a theme, but
I ain't telling you what it is. I love it
(01:04:59):
that we're going to start the new year off with
a theme. Now at the first of this pissant show,
I told you it was National Past Gas Day. I
swear it is. It's a real deal. Everybody does it.
Most of us fess up to it, except you ladies.
Why don't you fess up to it. We like to
(01:05:22):
do it in private, not like you guys who light
your farts on fire. Yeah, I was going to bring
a lighter in case one of them cooked up in me.
But with your grandkids, did you ever do the pull
my finger? Oh? Absolutely, Now they're way too smart for it.
They stick their finger out to me and I pull
(01:05:42):
it just so I can hear them fart. By the way,
experts say that farting in front of your partner strengthens
your relationships. And I understand. We've got some requests for
the song about farts that we played to start the
show this year.
Speaker 11 (01:05:59):
Yes, I've been getting a lot of messages asking for
us to play the fart song.
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Okay, I will do it now here. It is to
celebrate National past guess Day.
Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Every manifest, every benefits, every manifest.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Everybody When do they come from these smells from behind
from the air we swallow and the food that we eat.
When we eat footage is digested into our intestines.
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
It is broken down to get the nutrients we need
for life.
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
When this happens, nitrogen, methane, and carbon dioxide gases.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Are released and sit inside.
Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
They have to come out because they must be free
of bard.
Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Around systems. And everybody used to mount the single day.
And there's gonna be something.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Don't say carts cat stay cards, cows that the cross
stay are zebra smarts, cattle start. I think your hostak
care time and in snass'll be s s.
Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Don't you get everybodys neverbess.
Speaker 9 (01:07:33):
Nevers that now, ladies and gentlemen, the fart Symphony.
Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Yes, that high class humor you expect from the show.
Dallas Hoar's classic ron lone Star ninety two to five
Breakfast in America. I always skip breakfast and wait until
lunch and just big out. And I think we should
all go to Babe's Chickens. Yeah, man, we've been to
(01:08:49):
tease death about that place today, haven't we. We were
just talking about Babe. Oh, yes, there's a good one
in Frisco.
Speaker 11 (01:08:56):
I go to Downtown Carrollton, Old Downtown carrol and babes sounds.
Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Good to me. All right, Tomorrow Ask us Stuff Day.
I'm sure you've got a question, so'll call the Ask
Your Stuff outline do one for eight six six eight
six zero zero. But now it's time to do some
time wasting here.
Speaker 11 (01:09:16):
And we've got some good time wasters today on the
Bow and Them show page at lone start ninety two
five dot com. So you talked about this earlier, bou.
It's an important day in rock history. Today, January seventh,
marks the fifth anniversary of the death of Rush drummer
Neil Peart. The announcement of his death came three days later,
on January tenth, that he had passed at his home
(01:09:36):
in Santa Monica, California, at the age of sixty seven.
The cause was brain cancer, which he'd had for three years,
and he had sworn everyone who knew to secrecy. Yes,
he's survived by his wife Carry and his daughter Olivia.
Now here's Geddy Lee talking about what he has learned
since the twenty twenty death of Neil Peart.
Speaker 14 (01:09:56):
If I've learned anything from the terrible things that have
happened in the last few years. It's the value of
time and to make sure you're spending your time the
way you.
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Want to spend them.
Speaker 14 (01:10:06):
And that's a bigger question than whether Alan I will
make a record or Alan I will play together or whatever.
It's got to be about our time and in our lives,
because it's precious.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Life is precious. And yes it is Neil Peart and
not Neil Pert.
Speaker 11 (01:10:21):
As some people say, including Paul Rudd in the movie
I Love You Man.
Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
To get Neil. How can you, as a Rush fan
call him Neil Pert. It's Pard Peard. Sorry about that,
but a sad day in rock history. There was an
interview one time where Neil Peart was being interviewed by
some guy and he said, I bet mister and missus
part are so proud of you, and Neil goes, I
(01:10:49):
don't know who those people are. I goes, those are
your parents. No, they're not my parents. My parents are
named Peart Pet and the guy I was like, oh damn,
I just messed up Oosert. It's the shampoo. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:11:05):
And speaking of the Oops file, the historic Sydney house
in which acdc's Angus and Malcolm Young grew up has
been demolished despite being Australia's National Trust Register of Historic Houses.
The Young family moved into that house back in nineteen
sixty five. ACDC formed in nineteen seventy three at that
(01:11:27):
very address, which was added to the National Trust Register
of Historic Houses in Australia in twenty thirteen. The company
behind the demolition they bulldozed it right before Christmas to
make way for a twenty eight point seventy five million
dollar residential development. They say that they were unaware that
it had historic status. And speaking of ACDC their Power
(01:11:50):
Up Tours coming to AT and T Stadium on Monday,
April fourteenth, we've got that whole.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Story up on our page for you.
Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
On the hills of Bono receiving that Presidential Medal of Freedom,
comes news that.
Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
You two may soon be releasing new music. At least
that's the word from the Edge. He broke the.
Speaker 11 (01:12:09):
News on a recent podcast while talking about how much
the band likes working in the studio together. So we
have the link to that interview up on our page,
as well as their song Atomic City, which was their
last new song. It was released in twenty twenty three,
and more and more rockers are looking at appealing to
younger fans, and there's a very good reason, just ask
(01:12:30):
Judas Priest bassist Ian Hill. In a recent interview, he
said it's more important to appeal to those younger fans
because Judas Priest fans, in his words, are.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Expiring, expiring as in dying. See, they need to search
for new fans.
Speaker 11 (01:12:50):
We've got that full story up, as well as the
list of the top Judas Priest albums.
Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Of all times, of whole time in the history of
the world. And finally, have you ever been Paris Sailing Bow?
Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
I have several times. Okay, you enjoyed it?
Speaker 9 (01:13:02):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
What could go wrong? You could fall? Thank you very much.
Check out what happened to this one couple.
Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
They decided to go paras and then all of a
sudden the line broke.
Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Oh they were up in the air.
Speaker 11 (01:13:16):
We've got that video up on the Bull and Them
show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Oh at parasling one time, clear water down below, I
see shark swimmer. I said, oh, please, please, please, babe, babe.
Dallas Boris passic Rod a lone star ninety two to
five Paradise City, which by the way is anywhere you
go if you're high enough. Very term, dude, Wow, where
(01:13:46):
am I? Okay, that's enough for the toy box Tuesday.
Today tomorrow is Ask the Stuff Day, where you can
ask any question you want to. Let me give you
the ask for Stuff outline number one more time, then
i'll show of about it two one, four, eight, six, six,
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there. And there is
a theme for Choose your News for Cheap trick Tickets.
(01:14:09):
I'm excited about the theme. Ticking off twenty five with
a choose your News theme makes it what oh kiss?
It's our secret though, right bone? No, no, oh, it's
just a secret to me. Huh, well, I don't want
to say it and spoil it for everybody. Listen. It's
all right, I'll pay, I'll tell you. I'll tell you
(01:14:30):
after the show. But it gonna be fun. Oh yeah, yep,
because I always learned stuff on askus Stuff Day. And
uh that being said, don't we also have another installment
of traffic in Bondage Run. Oh yeah, yeah. You better
sniff the air and if you smell pink leather then
(01:14:51):
probably she's in here. A man that nasty steak does
pink leather smell different than black leather. Really, you see,
Anna knows where I was going. I know exactly, you
dirty old man. Then I'll be one until I'm a
(01:15:13):
dead old man.
Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
My god.
Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
That was just.
Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Yeah, but it was subtle. It was it was subtle.
The moments of silence. Yeah, when you looked at him,
like really, dude, all I had to do is glance
at Anna and she cracks up because she knows exactly
what about pink leather? Oh, kid, Dalky smoky up. Next
is our after show decompression session, and we'll sit here
(01:15:42):
and talk about whatever he yont could talk about about
winter weather preparation. Oh yeah, we mentioned that earlier. I know,
good stuff. That was a good public service announcement. Both, well,
I do what I can. Now. Can we count that
to the station as public service files? You know, I'm
going to heal you get a recording of it, take
(01:16:02):
it off the tape and say, look, this adds to it.
Huh done it. We are providing a public service to
our listeners, because whether you guys know it or not,
there's a certain amount of public service that every radio
station has to do. That's why they play those those
informational things early Sunday morning, early Sunday morning, so they're
(01:16:24):
out of the way.
Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
I'm in charge of that. Also, public service announcements, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
All goes to the public file. Yeah, well I gave
you one today. You don't have to work quite as hard.
So we'll see you on the after show. Now, we'll
see you on the show show. Hi, that's all I'm
talking about. Kavid point of is
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