The Bo and Them Full Show - Dec 11, 2024 (Ep 1278) Driving with Bees. Xmas Toyboxes and ASKUS stuff answers.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Somebody is getting Oh yeah, it's my sister.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You're having a Christmas party tonight. But it's not a
Christmas party. It's a non denominational holiday mixer, more inclusive, well,
whatever you call it, it's not happening, all right, it's canceled. Hey, idiot,
I'm looking right at you. Okay, we're not doing it.
We'll still do it. This branch is failing. I'm shutting
you down. You gotta give us a little bit of
time to turn this around, all right.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
If by some miracle, if you can close Walter Davison
to his fourteen million dollar accounts, your jobs to chak.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
And you'll see you're gonna look so stupid, then we'll
finally have something in common. My dad, Guys, what if
we feel what the greatest time is life at our
Christmas party tonight is that we see everybody's job.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
It's not the worst idea, Walter.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Do you party things to? It's fward Christmas be words.
Let's get mother fword drunk. Also, this is my birthday.
Really commit ants night black a candle?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
What done?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Tom Bulser?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Greatest party ever? Hashtag opening bars?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Who are you saying that to everyone in Chicago?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I am the CEO of you ten replace just drive.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I just talk about more people there at that party
in the dammy three stars, like a.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Bunch of pilches. What did you just say? I said
there were a bunch of bitches tonight. The decisions you
make will have consequences that will haunt you for the
rest of your professional life. Pull over ride a super
penis in the face. I love America Company Studio Alive.

(02:00):
I think he meant to swing there.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's just black.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Where'd you get these?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Be better? If I didn't say, okay, I love it?
I know that you guys probably figured out the reason
I played oh yeah immediately because our Christmas party is tonight.
The Christmas party, well, it's for the clients, because you know,
you got to suck up to the client so they'll

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spend money here. So that's what's going on. The problem
is we can't stay very long because we got to
do this damn dumbass show.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now, originally it was going to start at seven. They
pushed it to six o'clock for us, but traffic means
that we're gonna have to probably leave our house around
four four thirty.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, you guys should probably leave for downtown Dallas in
about a half an hour.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
And the other part of that is that we have
an eleven am to one pm office get together.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
We have a rally today. Yeah, I'm not really exactly
sure what this is for to get to know you. Well, God,
they know us. We walked through the hall, you would think,
or turn on your radio. They're gonna get to know
us a lot better today. But what's there to know?
We can be dick sometimes, sure, but we played by

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the rules most of the time. Well, there'll be hot
dogs and pretzels, right, I think there's a choice or pelo. Yeah,
we know, this is America. You get to chew.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
What you want and the get the as my mom
would say, and just say that it went good for you.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, Yeah, but that movie, dude, I sat down to
watch that Christmas movie and I thought, this is gonna stink.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know why I'm wasting my time.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
And by the time it was over, I was apologizing
out loud, like, I think that's one of the best
Christmas movies I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
This Christmas Party, Ken and Jennifer Anison, great insane story.
Of course, Hal's the only one that noticed my shirt. Yeah,
Nakotomy Plaza. There definitely a Christmas movie, die Hard, Yes,
dopy Kye Mother Truckers. There it is. Oh did I
scare your boat?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You did? I got you for one. Okay, let's see
what we're celebrating today. Holiday Food Drive for Needy Animals Day. Yes,
focuses on collecting animal food to bring the shelters in
humane societies. Foods such as dry and wet catter, dog food,
as well as treats, can't be directly donated to organizations. Can't.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
So if a pumpkin are really good, yes, carrots are good?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah. It is National Noodle ring Day. What It's dedicated
to a type of noodle dish that is made in
a ring, mold or bunt pan. The noodles themselves aren't
in a ring, just pan. Oh okay. A nineteen sixty
five Catholic school cookbook remembers that recommends serving the dish
during lent and filling the middle hole with cream fish

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or bason cream. That sounds discussed. Wow. It is National
App Day. Chances are you have a smart phone, tablet
or a smart watch, and that means you likely use
apps on a daily basis. Yep. An app is short
for software application, which is a type of computer program.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
And that's one of those questions on those dating apps
that they ask, what's the most used app.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
On your phone? Oh? The camera? Did you mean other
than porn?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I was thinking apps like Casadilla's nachos ya.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Huh? Hell yeah? International Mountain Day? Does that mean we're
supposed to find a mountain and climate because I don't
think only international ones though. Oh oh, and you have
to yodel when you get to the top. I saw
that movie, The Eiger Sanction with Clint Eastwood about mountain climbing. Yeah,
that's going to be a hard pass on my behalf
because that don't like that's right? And it's national Have

(05:56):
a Bagel Day. I do love this. You do love me?
Somels They aren't overly sweet like a donut. Now listen
to this. It's unknown exactly how bagels got their start.
One story says they were invented in crack All, Poland
in sixteen ten. Wow. This account says that they were
given as gifts to women during childbirth. A bagel, moms,

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I know, the first thing you want while you're pushing
out a kid is a bagel. Oh oh, there's gotta
be a c section. Okay, give me two. Then I
don't understand. I hate because a bagel has a hole
in it. So there you go. So you can still
carry like a doughnut with your hands. Okay, never mind,

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forget it, Thank you, Glad. I can't help. Yeah, that's
an eye open her. So it's ask us stuff, Dan,
We got some good questions. We're gonna play for you.
Plus I'm gonna do a little Christmas kiar like I
always do it.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And don't forget choose your news at seven fifty.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
For those sticks tickets. Yes, Kevin Cornick for Ario Speedwagon
and Don Feller formerly the Eagles, and yes there is
a Christmas theme on it. Okay. So that being said, lad,
show time Dallas. What was classic rock lone Star ninety
two to five, crazy little expensive.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Ad thing called the especially Experience that was in the parentheses?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, exactly. Before we go any further, I have to
give a shout out to a lady named Alicia Zacharillo.
I've known her and her family for over forty years.
Oh damn, and her mom, Kathy is real sick and
I just want to tell Alicia take care of your mom.
But her dad, Frank and I were real good friends.
We go and watch Cowboy games and oak Cliff. But Alicia,

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I'm thinking about you and we're praying for you. Okay,
all right, let's get into sports from.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
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Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh, you probably heard by now. Dallas will be without
one of its top defensive playmakers for the rest of
the season. Four year old the Marvion Overshan will need
season ending surgery on his right Great things weren't bad
enough already, That's what we need. He tore nine letters
his ACL, MCL and PCL all at the same time.

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With the severity of the injury and it's timing this
late in the season, it is possible Overshon could miss
the entire twenty twenty five season, as well as the
rest of this season. Fellow defender Michael Parsons was emotional
talking about his injury after the team's twenty seven to
twenty loss to the Cincinnati Bengals. Yeah, he was kind
of tearing up because that's like his best friend on

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the team. It's the second major knee injury in as
many seasons for the former Texas standout. He missed all
of his rookie year in twenty twenty three after tearing
an acl and his left knee in a preseason game.
You get hurt in a preseason game, it's just not
the same. It's heartbreaking. Overshwan will be the thirteenth Cowboys
player on injured reserve, joining other stars like quarterback Dak

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Prescott and guard Zach Martin.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
And speaking of Dak Prescott, Yes we've got baby news.
Sarah Jane Ramos, fiance of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott,
announced the couple is expecting their second child, another baby girl,
do in May, Oh in that suite. Their first daughter,

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Margaret Jane MJ. Rose Prescott, was born September twenty second
this year. In a recent Sports Illustrated interview, the couple
shared that they had always planned to have their children
close in age. They wanted them to grow up together.
The new baby girl and MJ are expected to be
just over a year apart. Prescott and Ramos revealed they
are keeping their second daughter's first name is secret until

(09:49):
her birth, but shared that her middle name will be
rain A tribute to Dak Prescott's first name.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yes, you had to know.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Dak's full name is Rayn Prescott did, Yeah, well, now
you do. So if it ever comes up on Jeopardy,
you can win. You're welcome. Ramas discovered that she was
pregnant again on the same day as a Cowboys home
opener in the first game of the season, which is
probably why Dak needed all that money. He's got all
these mouths to be She's surprised Dak with the news at.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
That very game the home opener. Isn't that cool?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Mama spend a lot of time carrying babies lately. I
think we got to get her plenty of cookie dough
and pickles.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
No bagels, according to the bag.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Now, the reason the ground beneath your feet might be
feeling a bit colder is because Hell might actually be
freezing over my friends this Sunday. The Carolina Panthers are favored.
Told no, no, no, I just peed myself. I can't
I have an accident.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
They're never favored. Well, I think they beat the New
York Giants earlier. Well so did we? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
No.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
They have not been favored to win since the fifteenth
week of the twenty two season.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Damn. Now, going into.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Sunday's game, Carolina three and ten Panthers are two point
favorite at home against.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
The five and eight Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Could that just be that we suck out loud he
has a football team.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, I think we've already figured that out, laughing stock
of the NFL at this point.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Now listen, if you're thinking about laying down a wager
of some kind, it's also worth noting that the Panthers
have the longest active winning streak against the spread at
five weeks, So keep that in mind with your money.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So yeah, you might be able to get a little
rich and hopefully the Cowboys won't get their ass handed.
Former Dallas Cowboys star Jason Witten one of my favorite
players of all time. He is earning his stripes in
the Texas coaching world and proving he has the championship chops.
This past weekend, Witton led the art Gyle Liberty Christian

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Warriors to their second consecutive Division one state championship. Whitten
has been leading the program for four seasons, going thirty
eight wins and eleven losses. Over the past two years,
Wooten has nearly flawless record at twenty seven to one.
His squad dominated the game against Parish Episcopal forty five
to twenty four at Waco ISD Stadium to win it all.

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He even coaches his two sons, CJ and Cooper, who
are some of his best players, so not only as
Jason their coach, they also call him Dad, but they
don't do that during practice. The two kids have college offers.
CJ will play at Rice next year as a linebacker,
and Cooper, who plays iron Man football which means he

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plays both offense and defense at safety and wide receiver,
already has eight offers from the SEC, the ACC, and
Big twelve schools as a sophomore. That's incredible. All this
kid's gonna make some noise.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I wonder if Jason Witten is in communication with Dion
Sanders about coaching you your boys.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Right hey.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow had his seven two point five
million dollars Ohio home broken into during Cincinnati's twenty seven
to twenty road win over the Cowboys on Monday night.
According to news reports, a bedroom in Burrow's Anderson Township
residents was ransacked. One of the windows was shattered all

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while Joe Burrow was playing against the Cowboys on Monday
Night Football. An individual actually called nine to one one
stating that their daughter was in the house at the time,
and an officer reportedly was on detail during the game.
Joe Burrow, who bought the house in the summer of
twenty twenty three, is the third high profile NFL player
to be the victim of a break in in recent memory.

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Remember we did the story about the Chief Stars Travis.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
The NFL recently warned players in a memo about how
professional athletes' homes are becoming increasingly targeted for burglaries by
organized and skilled groups when their team is on the road.
Makes sense, right, All a bunch of thieves have to
do is see what tea team is playing miles away
from their home and then break in and take what
they want.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's what they do. A South American crime.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Ring is suspected as the culprits behind the break ins
at Travis Kelcey's Kansas City residents and at Patrick mahomes
Missouri home back in October. No word on if this
has anything to do with Joe Burrows robbery at his
home in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Well, the Dallas Mavericks gave it a valiant tribe that
they were eliminated from the NBA Cup last night after
ok See took him down one eighteen toh one oh four.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Get yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
This snapped Dallas's impressive seven game win strength.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
That was a lot of fun to watch.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
The MAVs turned over the ball nineteen times, resulting in
thirty six points off turnovers for OKC. That is nearly
a point per minute that Dallas surrendered due to mishaps.
The Thunder opened up a twenty point lead quickly to
start the final frame, but the MAVs delivered their hardest
punch of the game to answer a few Daniel Gafford layups.
A couple of Kyrie Irving threes pulled the MAVs right

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back in the game. They pulled within ten with eight
fifty five to play in the game, but the Thunder
held on for the win. Okase's win pushes them to
the semifinals of the twenty four NBA Cup nights this
Saturday in Las Vegas. Now, the Thunder is going to
play the winner of tonight's Golden State Houston matchup for
the Mavericks. Yeah, they've got a game added to their

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schedule against the loser of that Warriors Rockets meeting in Houston,
and that game will be on Sunday and it will
either be in Golden State or at home against Houston.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Will say the Dallas Stars don't play tonight, but they'll
be on their home ice tomorrow night when they take
on the Nashville Predators. The Stars got a nice sixty
two win over Calgary this past Sunday and they hope
to keep their momentum going. And the Texas Rangers and
right hander Nathan Eovaldi have agreed to a seventy five
million dollars three year contract. Bringing back the thirty four

(15:54):
year old Ivaldi was one of the primary goals for
the Rangers this offseason. He became a free agent on
November fourth after declining a vested twenty million dollar player
option for the twenty twenty five season. The two time
All Star also got a two million dollar buyout from
that option, earned by throwing more than three hundred innings

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over his two years with the Rangers after joining them
in free agency, Eovaldi was the winning pitcher in their
World Series clinching game, at Arizona last season when he
was five and zero with a two point nine to
five ERA and six postseason starts. Not too shabby. It
does kind of relieve a lot of Rangers fans who
were worried that Evaldi would leave the team for greener pastures.

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But the bar gonna stay. Yet, the Yet, get ready
the freaking full file. It's next on the Bowen dench Hold.
That is what worst Classic rock bone Star ninety two thousand.
Please coming up our first round of askat Stuff questions
from the ascat stuff hotline ask us. But first there's

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the order of the freak and full file. A Japanese
man was recently admitted. He said he likes to trespass
onto other people's properties and he's done it over a
thousand times as a hobby because he finds it thrilling
and exhilarating, especially when someone threatens him. Oh. A couple

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of weeks ago, police arrested a thirty seven year old
man on suspicious of trespassing into a couple's property in
the series of Dayazafu. During questioning, the man, identified as
Utah Sugawara, not only admitted to trespassing on the couple's property,
but casually told investigators it was a hobby of his
and that he has trespassed on other people's properties over

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a thousand times because it gives him a sexual thrill
sexual threat. So there. Sugawara was apprehended by the victims
of his latest trespassing attempt, who saw him on their
land and chased after him. After he ran, the man
who owned the property grabbed him tied him up something.
Suguwara said, he really like. I bet the feeling of

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wondering if I'll be seen and arrested makes my palm
sweat and helped me relieve stress. If someone has a
weapon and says they're gonna kill me, it gets me
sexually excited. It's a condition known as bias tophelia, where
somebody actually gets horny when somebody threatens to beat them
up or harm them. Yeah, just asked Linda Lash. Yeah.

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I don't know. Different strokes for different folks, but damn hey.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Chinese media recently reported both the bizarre case of a
heartbroken young woman who took revenge on her cheating boyfriend
by sending him a ton of onions to his doorstep
so he could cry as much as she did over
his treeson oh, the woman reportedly went through her boyfriend's
phone and was shocked to see that he'd been texting

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other girls and he'd already cheated on her several times.
Unable to cope with that pain, she ended the relationship
and cried her heart out for three days after that. Meanwhile,
she learned that her ex was out having the time
of his life, which only pissed her off even more.
After hearing that her ex boyfriend hadn't even shed a
single tear over her and was actually enjoying life without her,

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she hatched this very original plan to get back at him.
She ordered two thousand pounds of onions online, then she
had them delivered to his front door with the message
you made me cry for three days, now it's your turn.
The poor delivery guy had to single handedly unload dozens

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and dozens of bags of raw onions and carry them
to this guy's address, a task that reportedly made him
say if this guy doesn't cry, I certainly will. When
the clueless ex boyfriend came home several hours later and
found the bag stacked in front of his front door,
the smell of the onions had already spread through the
whole apartment building, and now all his neighbors are thoroughly

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upset with him.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
As you could imagine.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
I can't imagine big bucket of batter and just make
onion rings, I guess for the whole damn building. Here's
another juicy one from China. They're never boring when they
come over from China.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yes, because there's so many people and they do weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Bees in China are considered an omen of good fortune. Okay,
so when a man found not one bee, but a
swarm of bees building a nest inside of his car,
the cab of his car, he decided to just drive
the car with the.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Bees in there. He's good luck. He got in and
just rolled on down the road. Anyway, it ain't good
luck if they swarm on you and start stinging you,
sting you in the eye and then you can't see
and boom. Well this would freak people out at the
sight of even a single bee flying around your head
while you're driving a car. But this Chinese driver named
Yow Yow, that's what he'll say if he gets stung.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Wo.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
He was all smiles about the bees, and he even
boasted that he was going to be rich, you know,
as if this was.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
A good fortune come in his way.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yow believes this superstition so much he allows the bees
to stay in his car full time until they decide
to split.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
They can leave if they want to.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
He's got a window cracked, but they can hang out
as long as they want to.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Everywhere he drives, all these bees go with him.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
It's unclear how they got in the car, why they
chose it as their place of congregation. We might have
heard you guys might heard Lewis c K talk about
old cars that end up having.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Bees in them when you finally open them up again. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
The viral videos on this is giving people goosebumps on
social media. And he says if his guests stay in
the car all the time, he's gonna be filthy rich
in a matter of weeks. He's never been stung, and
he talks to them while he's driving to work.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
How would be take us to work?

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Naturally his friends that don't seem to come to visit
him anymore, but he says he's good with that as
long as his riches await him on the horizon.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Here video so like they're right his head car I mean,
and thousands of them?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
What are you not? Well? Here is South African pastor
Siva Moodley. He died in twenty twenty two, but his
body was only laid to rest recently after spending almost
six hundred days at a mortuary because his family and
members of his church were expecting him to be resurrected
and come back to life. Well he did, yo man,

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they waited six hundred days. Bootley, the founmer of the
Miracle Center north of Johannesburg, died two years ago after
falling ill. However, instead of making preparations for his funeral,
his family simply left the body at a mortuary, awaiting
his resurrection because all of his friends and family just
knew that God was going to send him back to

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Earth to continue saving souls. His wife and other members
of his family came to the mortuary to pray for
his return, but they stopped coming after a few months
and refused to give their consent for his burial or cremation.
Hope lives e turnal to make matters worse. They even
refuse to acknowledge the pastor's death within the church, conducting

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services in his place until the day he decided to
come back to life. He didn't know it took him
two years for his family and congregation to finally figure
out that something only Jesus can do and finally buried
his corpse. Oh man, praise, yeah, praise didn't exactly work
out due not at all all. Right, first round of

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Aska Stuff questions.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
And coming up next hour the game You Love to
Hate Choose your news, and there is a Christmas theme today.
If you guess this story that Bo makes up, you're
gonna win tickets to the Brotherhood of Rock Tour with Styx,
Kevin Cronin of Rio Speedwagon, and Don Felder formerly of
the Eagles. Now that show is gonna be a dose
Aki's Pavilion Friday, August first, and if you want to go,

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be listening around seven to fifty because that's when we'll
give those away right here on lone Star ninety two
to five.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Ah Dallas, What Wars Classic Rock A lone Star ninety
two five. Well, today it is Welsday, which means it's
ask as Stuff Day. And one of the ways you
can get your question in is to call the Ask
You Stuff Hotlines Open twenty four seven two one four
eight six, six eighty six hundred and here's our first question,

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and guess who it is New York Care. All right, Kenny,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Hey, good morning, bo amna ao New York Kenny, Mary
Christmas got a question to ask the Stuff Day lead
singer Michael Hutchinson. Was his death of suicide or was
it erotic asphixiation?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Well, Kenny, let me tell you. His name is Michael Hutchins,
not Hutchinson's, and it's auto erotica exphyxiation.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
And contrary to popular belief, and Access front man, Michael
Hutchins didn't die by auto erotic asphyxiation. That rumor actually
was started by his partner, Paul.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
She didn't want people to think that he died by suicide.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
But according to a nineteen ninety eight official inquest, Michael
Hutchins of Inaccess.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Died at his own hands.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
The report stated that Hutchins was depressed and he was
under the influence of alcohol and other drugs at the
time of his death. Well, she must have been riding
his assh locked in. I don't know, I mean, you know,
mental health issues. I guess they rest in peace.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right, here's another one. Oh, a science question. Good
morning Bo and them. Hey, you guys are keeping us
entertained thoroughly on our drive to drop off the kiddos
each morning. He tried, why is the core of the
Earth so dang hot? Well, let me tell you. The
interior of the Earth is very hot. The temperature of

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the core reaches more than nine thirty two degrees fahrenheit.
WHOA for two main reasons. The heat from when the
planet first formed, the heat from the decay of radio
active elements is the other. And then like the pressure
of the core too. That's crazy. I like answering science questions.

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I don't know them, but I look them up. Okay,
moving right along.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Yeah, I was just wondering if you know the song
Big Shot by Billy Joel, who was written for like.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
Who's that about?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Isn't it about Jagger's daughter or something? Not his daughter? Now?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
For years, Billy Joel said the song was about a
compilation of people. It was a general commentary on the
late seventies disco scene, which he found distasteful due to
its emphasis on celebrity and glamour.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, imagine that.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
But then in two thousand and two ten, during a
radio interview, Billy Joel revealed that he wrote the song
about Bianca Jaggyara, who was married to Mick Jagger at
the time and was constantly in the tabloids. He said
specifically he wrote it from what he imagined to be
Mick Jagger's perspective about his then wife.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Beyond that, we have the mystery of all interesting. All right,
moving right along, Why do old people think they look good?
Young people? To old people, you look good for your age,
don't lie. It's over walking slow in people's way. Well,

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first of all, blow me, okay, and it's because why
do we think we look good? We don't care. You
just wait till mother nature and father time gang up
on your ass.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, when you get older, it's just like you care
less about that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Just don't give a damn.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You gain self confidence too as you get Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
There you go, there you go.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Indifference can give you a lot of peace. So yeah,
I don't give one smooth flabby fart.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Whether that or bad me neither. Okay. Here's another.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
On some street lights, I see a small blue light
on top of the street light, and usually they're shorter.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Also, why is that blue light there? Well, actually that
blue light on top of the street light is often
seen on traffic signals as well. It is known as
a confirmation light, used by police to easily identify when
a red light is active, allowing them to spot red
light runners from the distance. Oh wow. Essentially, the blue

(28:21):
light acts as a visual indicator that the traffic signal
is red, and if you see somebody go through it,
turn on the siren. So it's a nark light, is
what you're saying, A nark light. Yeah, that's basically light.
I like that. Okay, here, nothing just being eggnog season.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
I've been getting a lot of brandy late. Wait, so
what does VSOP stand for when regarding brandy?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Vs OP? That stands for very special old pale. It's
for brandy or other liquors aged at least four years Okay,
so it has to be at least four years old,
at least four years old before it can be thus up.
That's the s P. Yeah, now you know. Okay, boy,

(29:04):
we're rolling. Now, come on, I already did that one.
Shut up right now, we're rolling.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Smoking cigars affect your sexual ability?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Well, yes it does. Smoking cigars can negatively affect your
sex life, as the nicotine and chemicals and cigar smoke
can contribute to erectile dysfunction by damaging blood vessels and
impairing blood flow of mister Happy, potentially leading to difficulties
achieving and maintaining an erection. Essentially, the same effect applies

(29:43):
to cigarette smoking as well. So you're gonna have to
just give them all.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
But I think that's a message from the American Cancer
Society just to keep people smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, sponsored by Blue Cheir. There you go.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Okay, Jim Crocy, what does he mean by overcome the float?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
What is saying is overcome the blow. In other words,
he's not as upset about his woman breaking up with it.
Does that make sense?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Okay, I thought it was going to be about cocaine overcoming. No, No,
it's not as disappointed or upset.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Okay, Okay, Let's try this one here.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Hey, if you want a lottery or something, you got
hold of allion dollars, which would which of things would.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
You do with it?

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Would you hire my carry to be your personal call alarm?
Then he deviat her to be a little friend, or
hire a priest and a rabbi and walk into a bull.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Well, Mike personally I would hire a priest and a
rabbi to walk into a bar just to see what
joke pops up.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
And I would pick the Mariah Carey as my car alarm,
but I want her in the car with me.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
All right, Carry is your car alarm? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh boy, that's a lot, Anna, I like it. Well,
all of this works out perfectly, becau is. I think
I'd like to go concert hopping with Danny DeVito.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Okay, but you know you talk about the Mariah Carey
car alarmed. Do you know there's already a Mariah Carey
car along.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
No, what an awful sound. That's why I haven't thought
a car a long. I know I need one.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I just wish they made car alarms that didn't sound
so awful.

Speaker 9 (31:24):
Now they do, introducing the Mariah Carry Carl alarm. The
Mariah Carey car alarm is just as piercing as a
regular car alarm and guaranteed to drive every dog in
the neighborhood absolutely nuts.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Just listen, that is pretty I will take one.

Speaker 9 (31:45):
Get the Mariah Carry Carl alarm for your car. It's
a scream.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Ha ha, make it stop. Yeah. Dallas War's classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five, another installment of did
you Know? Only this time it's a Christmas edition. Oh,
excellent Christmas. In fact, it's a Christmas Choose your News.
It's all about Christmas. To win those tickets to go

(32:17):
see Sticks. Kevin Corner, Mario Speedwagon, and Don Felder formerly
of the Eagles, coming to dose Aki's Pavilion Friday, August
the first.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
So I have a sort of Christmas question from Aska
Stuff's email bag.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Huh from Almah who listens to us in Mesquite.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
She wants to know why is Honkah on Christmas Day
this year?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
A doll? So.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Honikah the eight to night Jewish holiday known as a
festival of lights and celebrates the rededication of the Second
Temple of Jerusalem. The date of Honkah is always different.
It's determined by the Hebrew calendar, which is based on
the moon and the sun. Honkkah is always on the
twenty fifth day of Kiss Lev in the Hebrew calendar.

(32:58):
This year, which is the You this year fifty seven
eighty five and that began in October, happens to align
with December twenty fifth on the Gregorian calendar, which is
a solar calendar, unlike the Hebrew calendar, which is sun
and moon.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, so there you have it. Thank goodness, we only
use one calendar because that would confuse the hell out
of me so much. Gregorian calendar. Okay, we were talking
about how tonight is the station or should I say
stations Christmas party. That's right, all of our stations are
going to be celebrating. So that being said, I'd like
to play this little ditty for you. I'm going to

(33:37):
reveal something to you. Oh, tonight is the station Christmas party.
I mean stations, five different stations here, and this is
where the clients come out. It's the client party, where
saying the guy that does your commercial I've been meaning
to talk about, and you probably have a Christmas party

(33:57):
coming up in your office too. But according to statistics
from survey, certain things can happen at Christmas parties that
you don't want to happen, but you make them happen
anyway because you're too drunk. For example, ten percent of
workers have thrown up in front of colleagues or their
bosses due to accessing at the Christmas Have you no, no, no,

(34:23):
always wait and excuse myself. I go outside a tenth
of office workers have told a colleague or their boss
that they have the hots. Foh huh. A tenth of
workers take the opportunity of their boss's high spirits to
ask for a raise. Got a good idea. Two fifths
of office workers admitted that they regrettedly bad mouthed bosses

(34:47):
or co workers while drunk at a Christmas part oops,
and some of those end up losing their jobs after
the Christmas holiday. A third of workers owned up to
quote dancing like an idiot in front of the boss.
Of employees regretted belting out karaoke songs in front of
their colleagues, while drunk workers classified as mature and married

(35:07):
were most likely to misbehave. And did you know that
a third of office workers have gone home with or
kissed a colleague or client at the Christmas party. A
third of office workers admitting the sleeping with someone they
work with and the walk of shame at work the
next morning. That's pretty high, it is. That's where you

(35:28):
walk through and everybody's oh you know. Another study says
one in four people have had sex in a car
at the office cross party, So you better.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Behave your damn Hey, remember those old Q two parties.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh oh Lord, help had the radiotation. Oh yeah, well,
I thought i'd play a little Christmas song for you.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
I've got some presents with sna He's got a one
for me. Outside it snows. I take off for my clothes,
wave for sent underneath my dream. He squeezes into my

(36:14):
hat chimney where it's oh so warm and tight.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
On the roof of here his range. I'm so very
glad he.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Came here only once a year?

Speaker 8 (36:28):
What an it?

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Santa Claus takes a pass from his long night off
deliver rain. It's being north Boken sugar cold. It's jolly
but so sugar rain.

Speaker 8 (36:42):
Au sent to my cookies.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
He lost to put them into his mouth, his long
beer to the cooks.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
He gives me the gear gos.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
He finishes a snack in the flies sound. Santa Claus
takes a bus from his long night of delivery.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Spring North Bocon, sugar cold.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
It's jolly butt sauce chivalry.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Oh center, I love my present.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
What is in that big bag of yours? Santa and
Sherri Sigi. Then I help him back into his red suit.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I know he has to go. He just says home I.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Can't help it.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
He is so cute.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Santa Claus takes a bus from his long night of
delivery Spring North, pocon sugar Cold. It's jolly butts all chivalry.
I've got some presents for Center, and here he's got
a big one.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
For me.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Outside and snows take for my clues, and way the
Center take for my clues.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I'm waiting for Center. He knows if you've been bad
or good. I like it what you and if you've
been bad, you get bet at present. And we certainly are,
Oh yes we are. That is what worth. Classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five coming up. We're gonna

(38:31):
play Choose your News for those Brotherhood of Rot tour coming,
which is Stix, Kevin Coronavrio, Speedwagon and Don Felder formally
of the Eagles, And there is a Christmas theme to
Choose your News. As a matter of fact, it's time
for the educational part of the show. It's time for
did you Know? And we have a Christmas theme did

(38:53):
you know? For example, did you know? According to a
new study, Frosty the Snowman is the most dangerous holiday
song to drive to. Why it's all because it has
a very fast, one hundred and seventy two beats per minute. Apparently,
the faster the song is, the more likely your drive faster.
That's crazy. Did you know a West Virginia broadcasting company

(39:16):
initially banned its radio stations from playing the song. I
saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus when he came out in
the nineteen fifties. They thought Mommy was cheating with Santa
instead of kissing Daddy in a Sena suit man. And
we were just talking about Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey's All
I Want for Christmas Is You came out in nineteen

(39:38):
ninety four, but it didn't hit number one until twenty nineteen.
Holy mom, it took us a while. Did you know
the Von Trapp singers who inspired the movie The Sound
of Music, Yeah, were the first to record The Little
Drummer Boy. They were the first. They were the first
act to record The Little Drummer Boy. I like the
David Bowie Bing Crosby version. Yeah, shown jet cool version

(40:00):
about too. By the way, did you know Brinda Lee
recorded Rocking around the Christmas Tree when she was thirteen
years old? Well, that's why it sounds that way. Did
you know the puppets from the nineteen sixty four Rudolph
the Red Nosed Reindeer TV special were lost. Senna and
Rudolph remained missing until they popped up on an episode
of Antiques Road Show in two thousand and six. Someone

(40:22):
steal them or just stay misplaced. I don't know, but
they ended up on Antiques Roadshows. Oh, there they are.
Did you know the BBC refused to broadcast Bing Crosby's
I'll be Home work with most during World War Two
so it wouldn't lower the soldiers morale because they would
have been making them sad. Did you know Grandma got
ron over by a reindeer? My absolute worst hated Chrystmas

(40:46):
song is sung by a veterinarian named doctor Elmo Shropshire. Yeah,
oh yeah, by Elmo and Patsy. Elmo was a veterinarian.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
I got to meet Elmo in New Jersey. We were
at an oldies convention and our band had a table
next to his, so.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
We talked to good old Elmo all weekend. Elmo, did
you know this is scare your kids into behaving? Lazy
children in Iceland are sacrificed to the icelandic Yule cat what.
Kids who keep up with their chores get new clothes
for Christmas. The yule cat knows to avoid eating any

(41:23):
children with a fresh wardrobe. Those who don't do their
chores or therefore don't receive any new clothes are fair
game for a meal from the Icelandic mule cat.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
This is really just a threat, though it doesn't actually happen.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Did you know wealthy people in the Middle Ages used
to eat peacock at their Christmas dinner. Ralphie's dad in
a Christmas story is never given a name. He's typically
referred to as the old Man. Old Man. Did you Know?
It's a Wonderful Life? Flopped at the box office when
it was released in nineteen forty six. It became a

(41:59):
classic when it entered the public domain in nineteen seventy
four and TV station started airing it. It's a classic. Yeah.
Did you know? Bad Senta with Bob Thornton is the
most explotive filled Christmas movie of all time? With two
hundred and fifty five swear words. Why it's so good
And it's a little hard to believe because nobody would

(42:21):
actually talk that way in front of kids and their parents.
It's a movie, Yes, I got it, I get it.
Did you know what Charlie Brown Christmas helped kill aluminum
tree sales thanks to Charlie Brown's determination to get a
real Christmas tree? Did you know Every Christmas Eve, the
North American Aerospace Defense Command known as NORAD adjustice satellites

(42:45):
to track Santa on his journey around the world. The
famous holiday tradition all started in the nineteen fifties when
a young child accidentally called a nor RED command center
looking to see where Santa is.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Is that they have an app now for that for
kids to track Sam.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Did you know Missletoe, which is viscom album, is from
the Anglo Saxon word missleton, which means little dung twig
because the plant spreads through bird droppings. And now you
know the l All right, get ready, we got some

(43:24):
tickets to give you. Coming up on the Bull and
Them show Dallas Horrors Classic Rockelowne Star ninety two five six,
one of the bands at the Brotherhood of Rock Tour
along with Kevin Crone, Navarrio, Speedwagon and former Eagle Don
Felder Coming to Doseki's Pavilion Friday, August first, and if
you want to win tickets because you don't want to
pay for them.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
All you gotta do is choose your news fight.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I love doing it on Wednesday, especially when I got
a theme and it being the Christmas season. Ho ho ho.
This theme is all about the good, the bad, and
the ugly of Christmas. Okay, okay, I like that. So
you find the fake headline that I just made up
and we'll give you the tickets. For example, is the
fake headline headline number one? Noted astrophysicists amazing claim the

(44:16):
Star of Bethlehem was actually a ufo. No, it was
sent to Earth by God himself to lead the Three
Wise men to the Babe of Jesus, says the world's
leading authority on interplanetary communication and space travel. There is
no doubt that the phenomenon described in the Bible couldn't
have possibly been a star, he says. Members of the

(44:37):
clergy say he is blasphemous than kill or is it
headline number two? No? Ho ho ho? This Christmas because
Santa is dead. Oh His body found in a frozen
block of ice at the North Pole, oh Man. The

(44:57):
United Nations has canceled Christmas secret session at the agency's
headquarters in New York Experts who have examined Saint Nick's
thawd body say Senna has been frozen in an eleven
ton block of ice for the last four months. As
one psychologist put it, telling your kids the bad news
is gonna be Traumatics say it ain't, so there must

(45:20):
be a mafia head. Maybe he had a gambling addiction
or some of those. Or is it headliner three? A
Christmas miracle? Experts say Jesus has come back to earth
six year old boy performing miracles every day. Witnesses claim
that young child has healed several people with terminal diseases.

(45:40):
There is no other explanation for this kid's ability to
perform these acts, says well known Jerusalem Bible expert. Some
of his followers say they've even seen him walk on water.
This child has to be the Messiah back on Earth,
says Catholic priest. Or is it headline number four? Santa
may find himself grounded on Christmas Eve. His reindeer are

(46:04):
going on strike. All right, work conditions are unbearable, says Comet.
Very unsettling news from the North Pole is Prancer, Dancer, Vixen,
and Cupid joined comment on the picket line. However, Donner
and Blitzen, who have separate contracts with the workshop, have
remained on the job. In another round of bad news,

(46:25):
the els have also joined the picket lines, citing bad
working conditions.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
So Santa's a bad boss apparently, so wow.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
So which one of those is the fake headline?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Headline? Number one? Notice? Astro physicists amazing claim the Star
of Bethlehem was actually a UFO number two. No ho
ho ho this year because Santa is dead, his body
found in a block of ice at the North Pole.
Number three a Christmas miracle, experts say Jesus has come
back to earth six year old boy performing miracles every day?

(46:58):
Or is it number four? Santa may find himself grounded
on Christmas Eve, his reindeer going on strike. Work conditions
are unbearable, says comment. Is that your answer?

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
I think this one's from Bo's brain. No, that's your answer.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
No, So you're looking at a grand slam, right you ready?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Okay, Yes, it's this one. Oh you wrote that, ma'am?
Why you play it all?

Speaker 8 (47:26):
Right?

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Two?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
One four or eight one seven seven eight seven one five?
You tell me the fake headline and I'll give you
the tickets. Let's see then, Joe, which one do you
think is the fake headline? Number three? Number three Christmas
ricle experts say Jesus has coming back. Damn it, damn
it woman, I didn't even get a chance they. I

(47:57):
hate it when I get caught on the first one.
But I'm know it makes people happy, not even a
single no, God, oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Wow, Well marry christ er Oh who is this?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
This is Jody from gun Barrel.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Jody from gun Barrel. I've been to gun Barrel City
many times. Okay, hold on, Jody, because we got to
get some information from you. All right, all right, right,
gong go away. You're quite welcome, my dear.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
You made her days.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's a trade off, yes, right off.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Hey, more tickets to see Sticks tomorrow morning. But we
aren't done giving stuff away today. Coming up next hour,
Bo and I are going to open up that lone
star ticket window and giveaway tickets to see Zach Sabbath
Zack Wild's Black Sabbath tribute band this Friday at Tannehills
Tavern and Music Hall in Fort Worth. We're gonna do
that around eight forty right here on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Rock lone Star ninety two to five Dallas Horse Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. Ao. Yes, it's time,
Ao oh oh, it's time because at this time of day,
traffic is all time. People are getting rear ended if

(49:09):
you're not careful. That could mean only one thing. That
means it's time for the Mistress of the Highways and
the byways. It's time for traffic and bonded with the
one and only Linda last below, young man, is your
name jingle Bells? Because you look ready to go all
the way? And I am so ready to make you

(49:31):
boys scream?

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Take that and that and you too? Do you have
be holidays? My little minions?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
How do you like my red leather this morning? I
am so in the holiday spirit. Instead of Elf on
the shelf today it's bow on.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
The h I get my shirt? Huh?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Hey boy, do you know why Santa always lands on roof?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh? I don't know why, mister, because he likes it
on top.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Trust me, I know Santa just loves being naughty with me.
What do a train set in bow boobs have in common?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
They're both made for kids, but Dad's love to play
with them to.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Go for that. I'm going to give you two lash.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Why are you punishing me because I got a joke wrong.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
All right, let's look at that drive right now in
the mid Titties, I mean the Mid Cities, the first
time we have bumper to bumper traffic. Oh yeah, a
truck lost its load. You're gonna have to whip around
that mess. In Fort Worth on seventh near Fox Street,

(50:54):
excuse me, fuck street? There really is one, you know? Yes, Sarah,
it scared me there. Expect stop go, stop go traffic.
The car was rear ended, its bumper is all messed up. Meanwhile,
in Louisville on thirty five southbound, as you make your

(51:15):
way down to the bush, let's just say you're gonna
have to approach with caution, take your time, do it slow.
And a tow truck driver is bringing out the chains
and irving on six thirty five near Beltline due to
a stalled vehicle.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
You know what, boat, you look a little stalled out.
What do you want? The belt or the chain? Do
I have a choice.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Let me looking Santa sack and see what I have
for you. Oh it's the chain. Sigh. Happy holidays. Hope
you're driving to work is oh so painful. I'm Inndo
lash with your traffic in Bundon.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I need a aid. How's business with somebody? Please give
Klaus Mina some bloomer pudding? What Dallas War's classic lone
Star ninety two to five. You know we told you
earlier that tonight is our Christmas party for all the
clients here. Yeah, so maybe we should pay attention to this.

(52:26):
Welcome to your Human Resources orientation video. Today's topic the
office holiday party. Let's get started with a few scenarios.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Scenario one, Becky is at the office holiday party and
she drinks four Margarita's. She then goes into the supply
closet with Greg from Accounting and starts them. Do you
a stand outside the closet door and cheer Greg on
bee open the door and start taking video of the
two of them and post it on TikTok or see
notify your HR representative. If you answered c you're pretty
boring but also correct. Scenario two, Jim from sales drinks

(52:54):
six vodka martinis, starts calling your boss an idiot, then
throws up all over his desk. Do you a laugh
at Jim B drink the same number of martinis to
keep up with Jim, say the same stuff to your
boss and then throw up on his desk as well,
or see notify HR if you've answered c Wow, you
are such a buzzkill, but also correct. I guess this
has been your human resources orientation video. Have fun at
the party, Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
We will try to. Yes, there's some rules we got
of olive.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Always Okay. This guy Michael Cole do you know who
he is? The actor? Yes. He made his mark as
Pete Cochran in the nineteen sixties police drama The Mod Squad.
He died at the age of eighty four. Oh wow.
The Mod Squad followed three hippie undercover cops with quote

(53:41):
checkered past to infiltrate the counterculture and nail the adult
criminals preying on clueless young Southern Californians. According to the
series official log line.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I can't even picture him as eighty four year old.
I just think of him as Mod Squad. The youth
Squad consisted of Peter. That was Michael Cole, who's quote
wealthy parents kicked him out of their posh Beverly Hills home.
Oh Blink, survivor of the Ghetto That was played by
Clarence Williams the third and Julia, a former hooker arrested
for vagrancy.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
That was Peggy Lipton. She was so beautiful. Peggy Lipton
was married to Quincy Jones.

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Yes she was.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
The show aired for five seasons from nineteen sixty eight
to nineteen seventy three. The Mod Squad aired its final episode.
After that, Cole went on to appear in Murder. She
wrote Fantasy Island wonder Woman in the Love Boat. He
also appeared as Harlan Barrett in General Hospital. Yeah, I
figured you know who that is since you've been watching

(54:41):
that since high school. Yeah, there you go. So remember
that guy.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
We featured on The Freaking Fool File back early early
this year, he was captured on video attacking a judge
in the Las Vegas courtroom after he vaulted over her
bench and desk.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
Well.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
He has been sentenced to decades in prison. Thirty one
year old Diobra Redden. It actually looks like Deborah when
you read it.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
A judge. His name is Diobra.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
He was ordered yesterday to serve between twenty six and
sixty five years in prison.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
For a while.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, he attacked Clark County District Court Judge Mary Kay Holtis.
Reddon pleaded guilty but mentally ill to attempted murder and
other charges, ending his trial shortly after.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Judge Holtis testified.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
That she feared for her life when Reddin vaulted over
her four foot high bench and tried to beat her up.
The attack happened on January third, as the judge was
about to deliver Reddin's sentence in a separate felony battery case.
Judge Holt has suffered some injuries but was not hospitalized.
She was a little freaked out, though, as you can imagine.
Redden's defense lawyer Carl Arnold, said his client was not

(55:49):
taking his prescribed medication to control his diagnosed schizophrenia.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
And that's why he went off at the time of
the attack. Him off.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah, well you should have taken your medication, dude, So
go to jail, directly to jail, do not pass go,
do not collect two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I knew you were going there.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
That's sixty five years behind bars, or as we say
in Georgia.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
All day long, all day.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Long, today's December eleventh. And I didn't know this, but
it's unofficially known as breakup day.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Oh yeah, so you don't have to get a gift
for exactly exactly. I think it happens right before Valentine
today too, You're like, I don't want to be with
them about our liking into Valentine.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
The number one day of the year is today for
couples to go their separate ways. And why is it
this time of the year, And it's so tough on couples.
It seems pressure to invite people there, dating to holiday gatherings,
feeling rush to commit, and anxiety about gift giving. These
are the top relationship stressors that sometimes crack the relationship
right before Happy Santa times. And then there's the ones

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who stick it out during the holidays and you know what,
that sounds even more miserable, doesn't it. Yeah, even if
they have their eyes on breaking up in the new year.
Thirty three percent of those surveys said they continued dating
someone through the holiday break, but only because they didn't
want to be alone.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
You know how tough it is to buy a gift
for someone that you're not that into anymore?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, I got that right, Oh man, an Ellis County
man was arrested after police say he stood up, whipped
it out, and exposed himself during a showing of a
children's movie at a Red Oak theater. Twenty six year
old Taylor Meese was arrested for indecency in front of
several children. Police responded to B and B Theaters around

(57:40):
one fifteen a m. Sunday morning for an indecent exposures call.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
A witness said she saw the man leaving the theater with
her children after watching Moana two. Yeah, I didn't see one,
but it's supposedly pretty good. It is really good. When
they made contact with the guy, police said he appeared
to be sax killing me said he was in the theater,
but said he didn't do anything wrong, even though several
witnesses saw him do it and told police, Oh God,

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is this red Oak because here's my red oak? Yeah
right here, Oh my god. A Florida man is getting
loads of attention for the holiday display at his house,
and it's not for thousands of lights or animatronic elves
and reindeer. J. P. Mischelik of Jacksonville has a giant
replica of the leg lamp from a Christmas story in

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his front yard. How cool is he? The twenty foot
tall leg lamp on the front lawn is hard to
miss and it gets a lot of lass from people
driving by. And to play up the classic holiday favorite
even more, he also has a giant replica of Ralphie
wearing pink bunny pajamas hugging the lamps. That's awesome is

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a major award.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Neither from it and here it is there, it is
right the Oh damn that is claim the soft glow
of hot sex from our front windows.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Also, a Long Island retired woman says she's getting traffic
tickets from all over the country. But the thing is,
she stopped driving four years ago, so how could this
be happening. Beata Corley's love of the TV series Star
Trek may be the root of it all. Oh wow,
Jimmy should have been here to hear this. Sounds like

(59:30):
a perfect woman for Jimmy. Back in twenty twenty, the
Huntington residents surrendered her license plate, sold her car, and
stopped driving. Her custom plates honored Star Trek and the
same number as the Starship Enterprise NCC seventeen oh one.
Yet people who are also Trekkies have the same custom

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license plate, and the woman gets tickets in the mail
from all over the country for various things she never did,
but somebody else did. I didn't think you could have
the same line playing. Apparently you can. It's not her fault.
She now actually faces time in jail for not paying
the tickets, since people think she's guilty and just ignoring them.
There's also warrants out for her arrest for people committing

(01:00:12):
crimes with the same license plates as her lawyer. Her
troubles are still going on. In sight. She's worried that
cops will eventually show up at her door and take
her to jail when she ain't done nothing. It's just wrong.
We ain't a settle. Yes, Dallas for worst Classic Rock

(01:00:36):
lone Star ninety two five. Listen to y'all getting all
fired up in here. Yeah, because we got a vacation
coming up. By the way, who and our tickets go
see Zach Sabbath Friday night. Ernest Rosalis, he's in Dallas.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I'm right, Roseallas in Dallas, go dying to see this
show Friday night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
And so I'm on it's gonna be good. Okay. Holiday
music is everywhere this time of year, but not all
of us makes us holly and jolly. Now, you know
our sister station down the hall Star one on two
point one, they're playing all Christmas music and we have
to hear it in the hallway every day every day.

(01:01:16):
If I hear Michael Jackson sing Santa Claus is coming
to Town one more time, I may blow something up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I have had pro lives holly jolly Christmas in my
ear every morning when I wake.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Up because of this earworm Now is earworm City. According
to a survey, these are the most overplayed Christmas songs
of the season. Okay, here we go, tied for first place. Yes,
jingle Bells and We Wish You a Merry Christmas. Oh yeah, God,
Mariah Carey wasn't on there, Well she is. It's beginning

(01:01:51):
to look a lot like Christmas is at number two.
Jingle Bell Rock number three. All I Want for Christmas
is You comes in after that. Valise Navidad, Oh yeah, oh,
and waiting you hear the parody of Felice Navidad. I'm
gonna play tomorrow. Oh oh, it's a good one. It's
a good one. I always say. Fleas on the dog. Yes,

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Santa Baby is also in there. Last Christmas gave you
My Heart one Rocking around the Christmas Tree by Little
Brenda Lee. You know she turns eighty years old.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Tomorrow and she sang that song we found out today
when she was only thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
That's right, that's right. The last two are You're a
Mean One, Mister Grinch and Winter wonder Land. Now some
of you may be said, man, I hear you, but
maybe yours not so favorite Christmas song is not included
on there. Don't worry. You're probably gonna hear it before
the holidays are over. Probably whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Hey, our buddy Fox for is Mike Deosey was out
this morning buying toys for Toys for Tots with the
Apartment Association of Greater Dallas, making sure the kids have
a very merry Christmas this year. Big thank you to
the Apartment Association for helping us out. If you'd like to,
and if you're in the Salina area tonight, head out
to Salina Town Square and donate a new unwrapped toy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
To Toys for Tots.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Fox four will be out there with the Marine Corps
Reserve from six pm to nine pm tonight, and Merry
Christmas from our Buddy Fox four's Mike Goosey, the Goose
and the Bow and them show here on Long Star
ninety two to five