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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Dallas Ford's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
it's fun with music day. Oh you're ready to start
with a single. Yeah, okay, here we go. We're gonna
get Rick rolled because Rick Ashley is fifty nine. Then
all right, my god, don't worry. I'll do the heavy lifting. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just take care of the quart.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, all right, So I'm the one that's gonna embarrass myself. Fact,
here we go. Weird straend of fooler. You know the
rules and so a fool commitments on thinking. Know you
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willn't get this from any of the time. I just
want to tell you how I'm feusing God to make
you understand you.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Never gonna get you up, never gonna let you.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Down, roll around and deserts you, never gonna make you cry,
never gonna save the die, never tell the lie and
hurt you.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
We've known each ougg possel Lord, your hospan's aching him
jut to shine, to say.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Song as gable to go in the hole.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
We've novercame and we're gonna play.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And if you who ask me how I'm feeling, I'm
feeling full.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I'm telling you to not to see never gonna jis
you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run
you around and deserts you.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Save good bye, never gonna tell the lie, never hurt you,
never gonna kiss you up, never.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Let you down. I feel so bullish around let you.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We're gonna take you cry, never gonna say die'na sell loud.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, you gotta do this part now. You never go
to kive, never go to give, never go again, never
gonna kid. We've told each other for so long, sir, husband,
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take it. You're too short to say. It's what's been going. No,
we go to game and we're gonna play. Just want
to tell you how fee gotta make you understand.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Leta give you up, never gonna let you down, never
gonna all around.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Shirts you make you cry, say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Lie, hurt, get you up, let you down, hurt, come on,
makes you cry, say goodbye, kill the lie.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, I should have known that was a bad idea
before we even I love that song. You would you
would love Rick Ashley. We were Rick rolled on Rick's birthday.
Damn right, he's fifty nine today and he still looks
the same. Yes, he really does looks like Howdy duty
I love it or Howdy duties brother. Yes, yes, he's
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from another mother that is Laddie. Well, I'm glad that's
over with. We won't have to worry about that till
next year.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I like how you turned into share there.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
I do.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There may now see if Deucey was here, he could
have pulled that up totally. And he's coming in tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I see he is.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And next year Rick's birthday will be on a Friday,
So we'll wait till deuce get there and I'll bring
a share wig. Oh yes, and I share out you
do that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh that would be hysterical. Oh I'm throwing this crap
away right now. Hey, good morning, air about it? It
is Thursday Fun with Music Day. I gotta mash up.
I haven't played for you yet. And comedian Jeremy pay Vivid, yes,
who you saw on TV and authorage we will talk
to him too. And today we celebrate Ronald Reagan Day.
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Why it's held on February sixth, on the anniversary of
the birth of the fortieth President Ronald Reagan, who would
have been one hundred and twelve years old today. Which
wasn't like to happen anyway. It is International Day of
Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation Day. Yes, please, I'm
not sure who had tried to do such a thing,
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but if a person did, I am sure there would
be consequences and repercussions for anyone who would try.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
It's a common practice in third world.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
It's horrible. Your name is Bobbin.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, actually female mutilation Yanny.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah. National Sweater Day. If any of you were to
step inside this building, you want to put your sweater
on because it's cold in here. Every morning.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Did you notice how humid it was outside when you
walked out the door.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It is muggy this morning, man, man, it is Lame
Duck Day takes place on the anniversary of the day
in nineteen thirty three, when the Twelfth Amendment, known as
the Lame Duck Amendment, went into effect. The term lame
duck applies to a politician who has either just lost
an election or is retiring during the time between an
election and the time their replacement takes office. Yeah. I
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know that was too many words to throw at.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You, Lane, I prefer what is the alcoholic drig.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh cold, it's the chef pain of our high school.
You that's it, and if you ever get sick on it,
you'll never drink it again. Yes, it's National Frozen Yogurt Day.
It is a desert that is lower in fact than
ice cream because milk is used instead of cream. Not
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only is the cow's milk used, but it's also milk
from cheap goats and water buffaloes. Sheep goats, yes, sheep,
sheep goats. Sheep? Well, how cheap our goats a run
in these days on the market. Here's one for you,
National chopsticks Days. Oh wow, I still have trouble, but
I can make it worse. Chopsticks choice in their beginnings
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to China in at least twelve hundred BC during the
Shang dynasty, when they were used for cooking and not eating.
Spoons were the utensil of troy in China until the
fourth century, when chopsticks overtook them following a population boot. Look,
you can get more food in your mouth if you
use a spoon or a fort I'm just warning. I
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do like to go to a Chinese restaurant. I use
the chopsticks though, Yeah, go to sushi. See, I can
do it and it's pay a Compliment day. You folks
once again looked great. That's March. Did I mention how
great you sounded on never going to give you up
by Rick Astley because I knew you'd belive it's national compliment.
Yes it is. Okay, So coming up, we got to
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look at sports of all sorts. People still bitching Aboctor
Luca trade and as they should. I'm still bitching about
it myself. Then we got the Freak and Fool File
that'll be at six forty five ish, and then at
seventy ten. Ah, we got a mash up that I
haven't played for you yet. Oh it's a virgin mash up,
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but I think you will enjoy. Okay, Okay, okay, so
let's get fripped, ready for stress. I am ready for Thursday, Friday, deed,
everybody they go let you down. All right, you will
try to do a decent show for you, but I
ain't promising nothing. Okay. If everybody is ready, like I say,
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ready or not, here it comes. You're ready, You're ready
wit for there?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
You amen?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Balla Forest Classic Arock Loan Star ninety two five. It
is six thirty in time versus parts of Ball's orts.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
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Speaker 1 (08:39):
Now, baseball's opening day is about a month and a
half away, But I do have a baseball story. You'll
be interesting to hear me say. Okay. Longtime Rangers short
stuff Elvis Andres has been named to the team's Hall
of Fame. Awesome. Andrews played for the Rangers from two
thousand and nine to twenty twenty, and his personality and
big smile quickly won over all the fans. He was
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named to two All Star teams and helped lead the
Rangers to two World Series appearances. We didn't win either game,
but he got us there anyhow. He also played for
the Oakland Athletics and the Chicago White Sox before retiring
as a Ranger last September. The native of Venezuela will
work as a pre and postgame analyst for select games
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on the Rangers Sports Network this upcoming season. He holds
the Rangers career playoff records for games played at bats, hits,
and stolen bases. Andrews will be the twenty seventh member
of the Texas Rangers Baseball Hall of Fame and he
will be the youngest player ever selected in Rangers history.
He will be inducted into the Rangers Hall of Fame
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before the game on Saturday, June twenty eighth against the
Seattle Mariners.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Well, just like in any game bo the role of
the officiating crew is to correctly and consistently call the
game that's the player. There are seven on field official
during NFL games, each with a different position. They are
a referee, umpire, down judge, line judge, field judge, side judge,
and back judge. The eighth member of the crew is
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the replay official. NFL officials can earn nearly three hundred
thousand dollars per year. The average NFL referee is likely
making around two hundred and five thousand dollars, which works
out to be approximately twelve thousand dollars per game. The
NFL has not made any of this public information, but
reports suggests that officials receive a bonus of about four
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thousand dollars for each postseason game that they work. But
the Super Bowl is an entirely different animal. Referee selected
to work Super Bowl Sunday get a bonus of thirty
thousand to fifty thousand dollars. That is separate from what
they get from the Kansas City Chiefs. Ad I say
that out there now, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yet it out loud. Won't be kicked out of this
studio for say oops. While the Dallas Cowboys won't be
playing in the Super Bowl again, there is one player
who began the season with the star on his helmet
who will be taking the field on the Caesar superdomein
New Orleans on Sunday. Peyton Hendershot remember, yeah, yes, he
started seventeen games for the Cowboys as a rookie before
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suffering an injury setback in his sophomore campaign. He was
traded to the Kansas City Chiefs at the end of
training camp. Now preparing for the Super Bowl, Hendershot now
has a shot at finally getting to hopefully win the
big Game, something Jerry is stale feman about because they
hadnt had won for almost thirty years now. One question
Hendershot received on media day was about the difference in
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mindset between his new and former teams. According to Hendershot,
he said, Kansas City is just all about winning. I
don't like that at all.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I was about to say, Jerry aren't you all about winning?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, yeah, but I never win, that's the problem. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
So apparently if a Dallas Cowboy wants to go to
the Super Bowl, they have to be traded to a.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Different day or they can pay for the trip themself. Nevertheless,
he now has an opportunity to win a Super Bowl
ring and the Cowboys are revamping their coaching staff and
looking towards next season to hopefully grant Jerry's wish and
I share would appreciate it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Please.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Some Dallas Mavericks season ticket holders say they've been offered
refunds in the wake of Luca's trade. Ticket reps for
the team have been flooded with calls in recent days.
Luca put asses in the seats, no question about it.
Now some fans are questioning the future of their season
ticket see it's honestly, who is the face of the
Mavericks now that Luca is gone?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Is it Kyrie? Is it Anthony Davis?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know. The trade has some season.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Ticket holders evaluating, evaluating their investment, and now comes word
bo that the price of season.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Tickets is about to skyrocket.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
You talked about this earlier in the week.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
Some fans who spend a lot of money every season,
are about to spend a lot more, as season ticket
prices are reportedly expected to cost as much as sixty
one percent more season come on. The team provided a
statement that neither confirmed nor denied the refund, saying we
value every season ticket member relationship and reps are available
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to take calls from members with any concerns or questions
such as why did.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You trade Luca in the first place, and.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Why are season tickets costing more money after Usob's traded
such a fan favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes, and I know I think Danny brought this up. Yeah,
that maybe the owners who are Vegas casino owners are
doing this to prepare to move the Mavericks to Las Vegas,
which will piss everybody.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Absolutely, It's a big theory.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Also, if they don't take them to Vegas, they may
take them to Austin because they want to do a
big gambling resort in Austin.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, first, now, Governor Gregi has to it has to
approve gambling in the state of Texas. Speaking of Luca,
he could suit up for the Los Angeles Lakers for
the first time there Saturday. Lucas return to the floor
comes after Dallas Mavericks traded him, pissing off all the fans.
He has not played since Christmas after suffering a calf injury.
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Saturday's game will be the Lakers against the Indiana Pacers,
who are led by don Jick's former Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle.
Remember him, yep. Saturday is also the mavericks first home
game since Luca's trade. Dallas plays the Houston Rockets at
the American Airline Center on Saturday at two pm now.
ESPN announced yesterday they will air the game between the
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Lakers and Pacers quote in anticipation of Luca's debut, will
also be streamed on ESPN Plus and Disney Plus as well.
And the Luca Donjic tribute outside American Airline Center was
torn down and thrown away. Glad I didn't see that.
The Donjic benners on the area and in the arena
have also been taken down at love Field Air Yeah,
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but Mavericks soon won't forget Luca. That includes the staff
at his favorite restaurants and Sam's Steakhouse on Maple Avenue
posted on social media that Luca's signature dish the Luca,
which is a seventy seven ounce dry age New York
script state that is staying on the menu. Wow, that
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sounds pretty good. That's It's no secret that Luca Lowde
grabbing a nice meal at Nick and Sam's. In fact,
most North Texas athletes in the longtime Dallas area or
go to that restaurant. Yeah, regular base kind of close
to the American Airlines Now. Luca won't return to Dallas
until April ninth, when the Lakers play the Mavericks at
the American Airlines Center. Nick and Sam's isn't far from
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the arena, so maybe he and some other teammates will
stop by there and either.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
Again, yuh, the Luca Special, Luca Special, I'd have to
split that between three people, seven ounces.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I bet I could take it out O my mind.
I might get the Hershey's on the way home. It
would be worth it though, all right. And at the
Dallas Open, young tennis players battle for a top spot.
But if you look just past them, you'll see something unusual.
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A ball boy unlike any other. Now, the ball boy
is the guy that grabs out and takes the ball
off the court if it hits the net. Yeah, at
sixty six years old, Tony Downer stands out among the
teenagers who usually fit that role. His passion for the
sport has taken him to tournaments all over the country.
He has worked as a ballboy for nine US Opens
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plus several other major tournaments, including Miami. He first started
volunteering in twenty sixteen, which means they don't pay those
ball boys. They just get to be on TV for
a second. And he must really love doing We're Done.
Downer is one of eighty ball boys selected for the tournament.
The program is typically open to kids as young as
twelve years old. Coordinator Jim Mugott said having Downer on
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the team has been inspiring for the young volunteers. You
have to be laid on your feet, Yeah you do
sixty six? Wow. He's in shape, for sure, he must.
He has to be all right. Get sick is coming
the freaking fool file next on the bow and them
Showy Dallas fort Ors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
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Little Cream for your morning coffee now coming up. It's
gonna be mashup time, and it's a virgin Master. It's
a virgin mashup. I haven't played for yet. Now it's
time for the Freaking Fool File. There's a certified public
accountant named Ryan Eagleston who calls himself a certified joy
enthusiast online and a deep passion to preach and teach
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the word of God. Dum well. He was arrested for
attempted first degree murderer when he allegedly attacked two people
at Washington Park in Denver. Did that bring him toy?
One of the victims was a shot by Eagleston after
his friend asked to sit on a park bench next
to him. Why couldn't you just scoot down, yea dude.
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The police report says that the defendant was observed by
several witnesses spitting on the victim, punching the victim in
the chest, and eventually punching the victim once in the
lower back field. Doesn't sound to me like a certified
joy enthusiasts. He loves to preach the word of God,
does bless his heart? He then pulled out a gun
as the victim was walking away and fired a shot
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over his head. He claimed to police that he thought
the people were attacking him because they were part of
a secret underground mission set to kill him. Oh Satan
Satan either. That is just crazy. There's a lot of
crazy involved in there. Of course the devil had something
to do with it.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Absolutely, Okay, let's travel to Iowa. A hospital worker in
Iowa spired from her position after a video showed her
flossing her teeth over a patient and getting some of
her recently chewed food all over him.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh stop.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Why she didn't go to the restroom to do this,
I'll never know. Joe Bainbridge shared a video on Facebook
of his best friend cold Tiny Cross, who was being
treated at a hospital for congenital heart disease. In the video,
the nurse is seen flossing her teeth while standing over
the patient and sometimes spitting some of the food that
was between her teeth onto the patient.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Do what's she doing that for?
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Despite Cross's attempts to get her attention to stop this,
nurse continued to floss and just ignored him. The video
quickly went viral, gaining over nine hundred shares nearly three
hundred and thirty five thousand views, while the nurse was
fired from her job. There is also legal action for
what happened being considered against the hospital, but no formal
steps have been taken yet. But lady, just go to
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the bathroom and floss her teeth. You don't have to
do it over a patient.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh, or I will discuss or at least turn around,
do it with the patient at your back. Don't get
your slava and your chewed food on it.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
What was like the emergency that she had to floss
right then and there?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I wonder what the food was. I guess she had
a kernel stuck here, Laura General, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Let's travel all the way now to Germany. Germany airport
officials in Berlin are looking for an owner of a
Volkswagen that's been parked there for rather long time in
short term parking. Long enough were racked up over two
hundred thousand dollars in parking face.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh, I believe I'd leave the car there as a person.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Parking at the Brandenburg Airport costs about twenty three dollars
a day, not unlike here at DFW, and it is
usually meant for people coming back to you know, pick
up people or what have you you, because this is
short term parking, not long term parking. But somebody parked
there a year ago and hasn't come back, they must
be dead or something. All the bottom line is why
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would you leave the car there? You know, airport officials
for a year. Well, it's because probably they want the money. Yeah,
they ain't getting it. Police say the license plate do
not match the vehicle, which means they may never figure
out who owns the car. The car was recently towed
and then pounded. Police believe the car was likely stolen
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or driven to the airport where has been abandoned by
a criminal, a criminal.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Or someone who's dead.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
You know, when I was reading this, Jack, locker Room
Lindstrom came to mind because of the story that you
told told us about.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That took what five minutes and it was gone. We
just left it running and came in to do our broadcast.
When he went out, he just where's man car? Yeah,
like the parking ferries, We're gonna come.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
And if you leave it running, that's like an invitation
please take this car.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Oh man, there you have it. It was probably some
guy who committed a crime and fled the scene to
never come back.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
I can't believe that in Germany they can't just get
the vin and figure out who the car belonged to.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Well, you know, because that's what they do. They just
like but it's the screenshot of the ven number.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But if it's a rental car, then you know they
have no idea. Okay, a lot of dust in that
car after a year. Well here's one for you. A
man wrongly accused of jerking off in front of a
woman on a London bush says he has been the
victim of verbal and physical attacks ever since. Oh well,
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I imagine. So you think Brent Naylor was arrested. Naylor
sound like a porn star, isn't. I'm britten, Naylan, I'll
nailing you in a minute. He was arrested by six
police officers at his home in North London after being
wrongly identified following a police appeal for information. Not long
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after the police asked the public for help, someone called
and claimed Brent was the man they were looking for,
despite looking nothing like the man in the closed circuit
TV video. Officers arrested mister Naylor at his home in
Finsbury Park. It was only after he'd been in custody
for more than seven hours. Then an officer looked at
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him and said, wait a minute, that ain't The guy
doesn't resemble the subject at all. The video showed Demand
and Naylor looked nothing like each other, since the suspect
was described as six foot tall and chubby and Naylor
is five foot eight and skinny.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
How embarrassing your detectives do your detective work.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Now, Naylor is over six grand richer thanks to a
payout from the police, so he won't sue that. Okay, Okay,
gotta do what you gotta do. Okay, get ready for
your mashup coming up?
Speaker 10 (23:51):
And ac DC is headed to at and T Stadium Monday,
April fourteenth, And if you want to see them in
person for free, be listening around seven to fifty when
we give away the tickets. It's fun with music Day,
So you know Bo's gonna have some devious way to
give away those tickets.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, Dallas foorst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five,
Ronnie James deal. And what would that have to do
with the mashup coming up? That's what I want to know. Well,
over the weekend, Harry Wayne Casey turned seventy four. You
know who that is, Harry Way?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Is he a serial killer?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's Casey of Casey and the Sunshine Bank. Oh my god,
So what does that have with Ronnie James deal. Well,
he just happens to be a part of this mashup
that we call everybody and the sunshine Bay, Holy died,
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you've been down to let me see. Oh, be coming
of me.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Right the tiger.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You can see his stripes, but you know he's clean
to see you.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
He doptain shiny diamonds, the eyes of a captain, the
black and rum.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Something is coming for you the rest of the morning.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You can hide in the sun.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Can you see the light?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh, we will pray to ride you.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Gotta get away out of the way, get away, gonna
get away, Get get away.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Out of the way, out the way.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Your LASSI.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Lass that's over love always having me. The comes he'll
talk to you about to say, is that I ain't
seen nothing turning down on a moment. Then you're showing
a be changing your.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Waist a man er lean.
Speaker 11 (25:57):
There was a real young beat out of times. I
of my nest all the best things above him with
a sister and a cousin almost started with the little
kids and actor.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It's all lay, who guess lie? All this is last
She told me too, She's all this lay, all this lay.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Just sing a chant that's the way.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Back on the street.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
But in my time to my tent.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Too mid nothen wet, the dust and style of fast,
the happiness, just the man and the will.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
It was about the record at doctors feel after the Times.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
That's guys, that's the talking by Jerry.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Jerry say please don't check second Joy Joy that second
just talk.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
Las.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That's the shine Sunshine. Well, there's a little bit of
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everything in that one. There was wow is there Smorgasborn
absolutely the rooster.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Said well hello there, Sunshine, good morning to you and
classic rop for you with Boe And then on lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Watch where you point that thing? Damn it please. By
the way, speaking of ac DC, we will have ac
DC tickets about half an hour from now. They're coming Monday,
April fourteenth, that is at AT and T Stadium, also
known as Jerry World. Now you may be saying, hey bo,
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hey bo, how you going to give those tickets away
on Fun with Music Day? Yeah? How well, I'm going
to do a TV theme from the eighties. Eighties. Yes,
So just be listening and if you can figure out
what TV show that was from the eighties, you will
win the ac DC tickets. But don't call now, just
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save your finger for dialing later. I get this email
from Teresa, who lives in Wiley, who said that Lady
Giga looked really creepy at the Grammys the other night.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
Yeah, I feel like she didn't have an eyebrows or something,
and her hair was black.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And of course she likes to wear the most outrageous
outfits and wants to hear the Butterface song, which is
a parody of her hit poker Face. Okay, here you go, Teresa.
Speaker 13 (29:56):
I saw this girl I fought was hot from fire
Away Blondie E Big Booze Nights.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
But what more is there to say?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
It's hot?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And then she got closer. I can see I spoke
too soon. She had a model body with the face
of a bad boom. She was a ten. But then
I looked again.
Speaker 13 (30:24):
My weeder rose.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But then I gotta close.
Speaker 13 (30:29):
Gottah, gotta grainbody and a bdter face.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Every mix with my fags sucking.
Speaker 13 (30:37):
Look at grainbody and a bud face every mixing.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Butter Facebook but butter face, butter Facebook, but butter face.
Speaker 14 (30:55):
I swear, Yeah, a lot of face. You got the
plainest looking butt of face, you know. I don't want
to start a fight, so dim, no fights, so I
can't see your butter face. Corbin, you got a body
(31:18):
that's a corbin.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
There is nothing there of the cord. You're as flat.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
As a board by anybody copper screens. Now, before you
get upset and that, let me tell you what you
need to know.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I really don't why to sound.
Speaker 14 (31:42):
Too bad, but you have a faced for idio.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Dumb as a rock. I hate to say it.
Speaker 14 (31:51):
You're as dumb as a rock. It's not real fight soldier,
Kafa Gasma money. You're in it just as dumb as
a rah.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
How before you.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
Get upset or mad, let me sell you want to
really mean, I really don't want want to sound too bad.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
The kids go as you halloween annoying bitch. You're really
awesome an annoying bitch.
Speaker 14 (32:35):
You better believe that every word that you're saying makes
me want to run away. You ug the ass annoying bitch.
Butter face, you got the plainest looking butterface.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
You know why.
Speaker 14 (32:50):
I don't want to sun up bite, So dim, no line,
so I can't see your butterface.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
There you go her face songs in a row. You're
welcome Teresa, Hold that note. Hold that note. Actual means.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
John ballas Fortor's classic rock lone Star ninety two to
five Axel Rose sixty three years old today, and uh,
how does he look?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Why don't you pull up a picture of it. He
looks a little rough.
Speaker 12 (33:23):
That is, of course guns n' roses, mister brown Stain Brownston. Yeah,
I'll get it. You know what, he does not look
that good, but bless his heart. I mean, you know, well,
he's sixty three, rough living.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
We all get a little ugly, looks like he looks
like he's had plastic surgery. Oh yeah, that didn't take
too well. Yeah, well, you know he well, he's actual.
You know who.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
He was great friends with Lisa Marie Presley. He actually
sang at her funeral at Graceland.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Did he really? Yeah he did? Did he go shouting?
I don't remember? Okay, okay, coming out, we're gonna give
away those ac DC tickets. Yes, you're gonna have to
identify a TV theme from the eighties. Then we're expecting
me ready to come back. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:13):
Jeremy Piven is at the Arlington Improv tomorrow night and
Saturday night. He's got two shows each night. You know,
he's doing stand up. Apparently it was his biggest fear
to do stand up and he decided.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
To like just you know, do it. Plus, Jeremy Piven
has been in a couple of really funny movies. Yeah,
so we'll talk about that. But now remember last Thursday
when we did really bad singers? Yes, how about some more? Okay,
who do you have now? Okay, First of all, here
are bad church singers that are probably gonna go to hell.
(34:48):
That bad huh. Okay, here you go, here you go,
fucking CD. The singing buys no saying about. I would
love to say goodbye to this guy, but let him
(35:10):
finish almost you like speede handree.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
O, the Great.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Does not anymore? That holy spem again?
Speaker 14 (35:43):
Flag?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Hold that?
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, okay, okay, that that that that that that that
That's enough. Jeez, oh my god, oh my god, bless
those poor members of that congregation. But wait, there's more
on what you have now. This is it's funny when
somebody really thinks they're nailing it and they're not even close.
(36:17):
This woman is dressed in an evening gown with a
spotlight on her. I don't know where she was. But
here's what she sounded like, So like a cat thrown
(36:39):
in a pit of fire. Let her finish. That's enough.
I can't take that. I can't take it. And this
woman thinks she's nailing it. Yes, she thinks she's gonna
get a recording contract any day now. But the peace
they resist, tam remember all olivirto Yeah, here's him singing,
(37:05):
dancing in the dark. It's just as bad as you
think it's gonna be.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
Okay, is it?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Alli?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
In the evening?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
And God, nothing to say. I come home in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
And go to bed the same way.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Nothing but higher.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
Man just kind of hose myself saying, excused a fleet.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, you can start a fire, you can start a.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Fire with almost this comes so higher.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Even were stands in the dark. Oh God, please, there
he is once again, Oliver, you all for all right?
Ac DC tickets next on the bow and then Dallas
Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. What
we got here out of failure to communicate? By the way,
(38:18):
Jeremy Pitton's going to join us here in just a
little while.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, I'm waiting to hear from him. He's supposed to
text when he.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Arrhymes, did you like that show authorized that he was in?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 10 (38:28):
And he also did the PBS series Mister Selfridge about
the London department store, which was excellent, probably a girl flick.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I never seen that. It was really good. Okay, So
let's give away these ac DC tickets while we're waiting
on mister j This is a TV show from the eighties,
and I know you've seen it, and if I tell
you who was in it, you would obviously say that
I'm out of my mind. Okay, So comedy drama. You're
(38:59):
not gonna tell us. It's more of a light drama. Okay,
light drama. Okay, So listen and call me at two
one four or eight one seven seventy eight, seven one
five and tell me what TV theme from the eighties
this is? You got an NFL that's it? That's it.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
What you hear from?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Really great? So it was it really wasn't. Can you
want to write down a guess what it is? Just
take a little guess. Don't go over there and look
up tenipel's paper. What did you cheat in school?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
Didn't have scratch paper?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Okay, No, that's not it. That's what it is. Ah,
now he goes, Oh damn it. I love the star
of this show. I assure you would. He was so handsome.
(40:22):
Let's go home Boning them show? All right, all right, No,
that's not it, that's not it. Yeah, you talk to
your mom like that. Hello, boning them show? Can you
tell me what TV theme from the eighties that is?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Jrden come up with this?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Magnum p I. Magnum p I is right. Original, Yes,
the original, starring the handsome Tom Seller.
Speaker 14 (40:45):
Love him.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
I'm loving in Blue Bloods too.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh yeah, I forgot that's good. Who is this? This
is Kevin? Kevin? What's up? Kevin?
Speaker 10 (40:53):
Not much, man?
Speaker 14 (40:54):
Just win some tickets.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's right. We've got ac DC tickets for you. But
you got to hold on for just a moment. Okay,
all right, all right, there's Kevin, our winner. Everybody, God
damn all right.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
Our buddy Jeff k will be bringing in the Weekend
tomorrow afternoon live from Dave and Busters and Uless. He'll
be broadcasting live starting at three. Play lone Star band Bingo,
pick your poison trivia if you want to win those
lone Star goodies. Plus he's gonna have tickets to the
Outlaw Music Festival with Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan at
dose Ki's Pavilion July tenth, Ringing the Week Out with jeffk.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
And Dallas Fort Wars lone Star ninety two five, same
old song and dance. You probably hear that from your
boss all the time, all the time, Dallas Hoors Classic
gron lone Star ninety two to five. Look who's on
the phone is Jeremy Pivots. Jeremy, are you gonna be? Lady?
Is that what you're telling us here? You know what?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I want to thank you for your patient but but
I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be air lifted in you know.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Uh okay, Well, traffic it can be a bit sometimes
around here.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I know, yeah, yeah, it really can. That's why you know.
I'm gonna do the best I can. But I thank
you guys for your patience.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
You're incredible. Well, you know, we have some things we
would like to ask you, and nothing personal or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Oh no, no, I get it, man, you guys let
it rip. I'm excited about it. I am stuck in traffic.
It's it's a horrible cliche, but yet I'm living it.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, we live with it every single day.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
Do you have an entourage with you, Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, you know, I'm actually by myself. I'm going to
be traveling by myself in to see you guys, and
I'm here to do some stand up comedy because we
need to laugh.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yes, please, Yes, Jeremy is at the Arlington Improv this weekend,
and I'm really excited for you to get here. Just
just get here as soon as you can, and we'll
start the festivities. What do you say? I love it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
You've already started to ask me some cheeky questions.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Off bite Yes, well, I'm saving the cheekiest for later.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, I I gotta be holp with you. I'm a
little scared, but no.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Don't be scared. We never you know, sunblock anybody that
comes in. You don't bite me much.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah okay, yeah, okay, famous last words.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay, So so take the time, get here as soon
as you can, and we'll start the old festive.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Here's we're gonna We're gonna give away some tickets because
I feel terrible about being late.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Okay, all right, that sounds good. Okay, you just hang on,
man and get here as soon as you can, and
we'll put you on the show on the air.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Thanks, thank you guys so much, see when you get here.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Jeremy Okay, Jeremy Buddy Dollars four host Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. Jeremy Pivott is hell about it? Wait,
wait a minute, I got a little troll for you. Now,
(44:08):
did you really speak out of turning class today? Nager?
Speaker 9 (44:10):
I did?
Speaker 15 (44:11):
Man, you know, I love me some some Eddie Vedder,
who's also from my parts in Evanston. The thing about
Eddie is he's a genius and you can't quite understand
what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Right, freeze here and here on a pillow. You're right, Eddie,
You're right, brother. Okay, you need an aspirin or something there.
We love Eddie, so you're not reated to relate to
that piano player. Oh that's Andre Previn. Okay, I guess
I got so uh. I heard that you might miss
(44:43):
doing Entourage. Do you still miss that or?
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Why?
Speaker 5 (44:47):
You know?
Speaker 15 (44:47):
Listen, we got so lucky. We had a uh eight
seasons in a movie that's almost a decade. You know,
today's shows last almost a full episode before they're canceled,
you know what I mean. So you know we're incredibly lucky.
I'm just trying to turn these headphones.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Up so I can hear. Oh, it's right there, right there,
right there, Genie. Yeah, everybody wins.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
Like talk of a spin off just for Ari Gold.
Speaker 15 (45:15):
You know, I love that you said that because that
everywhere I go people ask me about that and the character. Really,
you know it, it connected with people and I I
every day. It's so heartwarming.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
People coming up to me going, I'm.
Speaker 15 (45:31):
A douchebag because of you, bro, And I'm at the
urinal and they're smacking me in the back and yeah
it happens. Yeah, Oh, I forgot to wash my hands.
They don't do that to all actors. They don't go
up to Brian Cranston. No, let's say I do mess
because of you. Now they're gonna be a reboot, you
(45:53):
think maybe or maybe not. I think because of this interview.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh, they are gonna start scrambling the spring guy, every show,
everybody drama turtle E. Let's get the boys, Let's get
the goddamn bad back together. I heard you you broke
character on the show and they kept it in. You know,
all I know is that.
Speaker 15 (46:15):
Unbeknownst to all of you, these are all huge compliments
because the reality is every word was written and I
had to make it look like I was improvising, yeah,
and make it look like I was breaking character. And
Doug Ellen, who wrote the show, they're just sitting there
and they're with the script in their hands, and I
(46:35):
gotta go word for word, and it's that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
It's my honor.
Speaker 15 (46:38):
But the reality is we have to make I have
to make that look like it's completely improvisational or I've
I've broken character, whatever. And the biggest question I get
is how much are you? Like are a gold In
other words? How much of an asshole?
Speaker 14 (46:52):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (46:55):
But you want so many awards because of that.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, I'm going to bring them all. I'm going to
bring them all to the improv. Oh the voices in
his head? Yeah? Wait, which improv? Am I at? You
got Arlington improv I'm at the Arlington. Arlington. We were gonna.
I don't want you. I don't want to go wrong. Yeah,
don't go to the Addison, Yeah, go to the Arlington.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
I have two shows Tomorrow night and Saturday.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yes, You've been.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Doing stand up for a while, but a lot of
people don't realize you do stand up.
Speaker 13 (47:23):
You know.
Speaker 15 (47:23):
The the comment I get the most is we didn't
know you were this funny, And it's like, I'm two
hundred years old. I'm one hundred and sixteen movies into
the game, and so it's kind of one of those
backhanded compliments. But the reality is, I love being on stage,
I love performing, telling stories, doing impressions, and so, you know,
people don't I got to put a special out so
(47:44):
that I can stop playing the rusty chuckle bucket in
the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I forgot you were in Gross point Blank with John Custon. Yeah,
me too, I forgot. That was a great movie. I
really liked that one.
Speaker 15 (47:56):
Yeah, that was one of those rare dark comedies. And
John and Joan both studied at the Pivot Theater with
my parents with uh we we all grew up in
the work together. I met John when we were eight
years old. The Pivot Theater. Yeah, it's still in existence. Yeah, Yeah,
that's where we all studied. Yeah, and not a lot
(48:17):
of people know that because some people don't want to
divulge their their lives. But it's you know, my mother
just passed away. And yeah, that's all right, buddy. And
you know it's interesting because people on you know, they'll
reach out to you on their deathbed. You know what
I mean, They'll say all the things that they wanted
to say. No, I I loved you, and and you
(48:40):
met the world to me, and you changed my life.
And all I can say to that is I don't
mean to get some morbid early in the morning. All
I can say to you is, I said this at
my mom's funeral last week. Is you need to say
those things while you're still live exactly. You know, don't wait,
don't wait until the death beat.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I didn't mean. No, it's not about your mom. I'm studying.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
I had a saying in Vida and Vida tell me
in life, in life, life, tell me in life.
Speaker 15 (49:07):
I love that absolutely, and I'm gonna I'm gonna unpack
all this and I'm gonna be seventeen times funnier.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Now this weekend. You you were in the movie Heat
with De Niro and Pacino. I don't remember what you
were playing in that.
Speaker 15 (49:21):
I played the doctor, doctor Bob when they were they
were patching up Val Kilmer and de Niro goes, uh,
give me your shirt and and uh and they were
supposed to yell cut and they didn't yell cut. And
I just looked at de Niro and I go, my
daughter gave me the shirt. Yea, And he goes, he goes,
I can I.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Swear on this?
Speaker 12 (49:39):
No?
Speaker 15 (49:39):
No, okay, sorry, because because all I'm blessed de Niro.
He's he's he's basically Michael Jordan. So as an actor,
you're waiting your whole life to work with him. And
I've been improvising since I was a kid, So that
was my big moment, and that's I did forty movies
before Entourage, and that's how I did it. I would
take a tiny roll and you just keep improvising. And
so suddenly I'm rising with de Niro. You know what,
(50:01):
I'll unpack it this weekend. Well what he actually said
to me, but it was just like a string of
fascinating swear words.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Fascinating. He's good at that really good marrow with Jeremy
Piven coming up next to the ball. And then weeknights
at nine, we celebrate the Mighty led Zeppelin, Deep Guys
Like Tracks and more get the lead out with a
lone star in ninety two to five and we're back
with Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Man.
Speaker 15 (50:29):
I wish you guys had more commercials, yeah said no
one ever? Well, history of life, pale whatever said that
pays our salary.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
I don't care. I know, I just get it. I
tune them all out.
Speaker 10 (50:40):
I know what they held on through those commercials to
hear you Jared Dale, right, you know, because they are
they have taste, yes, right, and they want to see
you at Arlington Improv this weekend.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I love it. You know what if they mentioned you guys,
let's give him some free meet and greet.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Okay, let's go right right tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
You have two shows and Saturday nights hang out, take
some pictures, come on out. We'll say you do the
right thing. You come out and talk to the fans
of yours. Yeah, some people won't do that. You got
you gotta talk to him. I you know, I just
had a long conversation with your guy, Mark Cuban. And
this is before the Luca Trade and he also was
on Entourage. I don't know if you know that.
Speaker 15 (51:19):
No, yeah, he had a cameo Mark Cuban and I
was doing a scene with Bob Odenkirk and Mark will
admit this. He had all the lines. And I'm standing
there with Bob Odenkirk, you know uh and it better
call sal yea.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, we all know that.
Speaker 15 (51:37):
And Cuban just you know, bless him he is. He's
one of those guys where he's so authentic. Yeah, you
know what I mean, he's brilliant what he's Yeah, he's
brilliant of what he does. I don't know if he
had anything to do with the trade, because he obviously
sold the team.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Well he immediately said he had nothing. Luca didn't even know.
They didn't even give it. He still doesn't know. Yeah,
it's a little awkward.
Speaker 6 (52:02):
So what you interviewed him for your podcast That's how.
Speaker 15 (52:06):
You live in j Pivens and I said to him,
I said, Mark, listen, I played the douchebag on television.
I played Ari Gold. You're an actual douchebag.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
And he goes, I'm the best, baby, I'm the best
aund like something.
Speaker 15 (52:19):
He'd say, yeah, because I knew that he would. He
would own it in the way that he's just great
at what he does. You know what I mean, He's
a great businessman. He speaks the truth.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
As he knows it. He's very authentic and we love him. Okay,
tell me about working with Gary Busey, because that boy
is way left of say, hey man, I'm going to
miss your smell.
Speaker 15 (52:40):
Like that's what he said to me, Like, by the way,
and I'm not making this sound like I'm making it up.
So we're filming and as I told you, when I
played our gold, it's word for word. I had to
get it all right, and it was my honor and
the words were brilliant. But as we were filming with
Gary Busey, the sun is going down and it's literally
it's just you can a tiny little sliver, and because
(53:02):
we're on location on the beach, and I could tell,
we got one take. And so it was my dream
because I love to improvise and Gary, I don't think
he had read the script because no matter what I
would say to him, he would.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Just say wild stuff. Yeah, hey man, you're gonna spin
off this planet baby, oh man, look at that.
Speaker 15 (53:19):
Everyone's barking listen, And so I just went, okay, let's go.
So I just started improvising with him, and they had
to use it because we only had one take.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
So thank thank you, Gary Busey, Well, Gary Busey. We
had him in the studio one time and I happened
to mention the movie Lethal Weapon where he was mister
Joshua okay, and he said, I'll be right back. He said,
what the hell is he doing? He came back with
a cigarette lighter and held it over his hand like
he did in the movie. Remember that. Yes, he really
(53:50):
did it. And I'm saying, this boy ain't right.
Speaker 15 (53:52):
He's method. He's a method actor. He's still in character
apparently from Buddy Holly. He can't he won't leave character.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
I love it. That's fantastic.
Speaker 10 (54:02):
Now, that's why you should always wear a helmet when
you're on a motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
God bless him, bless him.
Speaker 15 (54:06):
But that's what I want to talk about at the
improv is that people think that I am are a
gold and so I'm going to unpack that. It's really
fun because selfishly, I can let them know who I
am and we can have a laugh because we all
need to laugh.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Right now. Not a lot's making sense. What's your beef
with the rock in your standard? I have no beef
with the Rock.
Speaker 15 (54:24):
I just you know, it's just funny to me that
He's the highest paid actor in the world and never
taken an act And I think that's adorable. And you know,
I've been studying since I was eight years old, and
I'm going to be playing the rusty Chuco bucket for
eleven dollars.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Nothing really next to a David Busters. Nothing makes sense.
Rock had he'd been acting because he was in wrestling. Yes, Oh,
isn't he adorable? I love it? No, No, he's great.
Speaker 15 (54:51):
He's great, and he's one of these guys will always
land on his feet somewhere. He'll just keep going.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
You're not just doing the stand up.
Speaker 10 (54:57):
You also have a movie, The Performance with that which
I believe your mom handed you the script and said
you'd be perfect for this.
Speaker 15 (55:04):
Well, my mother was a voracious reader and she was
reading the New Yorker and there was a short story
called The Performance and she's handed it to me and said,
this is a great role for you. And you have
to understand my family. People are like, how long you've
been in the business. My family they have a theater
in Chicago. All the kids are on scholarship. I jump
up on stage with John Cusic at eight years old.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
We love what we do.
Speaker 15 (55:26):
There was never any business to it, you know what
I mean. It was just kind of we love to
perform where artists, and that's what we do. When I
took this short story and my sister adapted it and
she directed it, and it's the best work of my life.
And the reviews have said that. They've said, look, this
is a career defining performance. And every year I tried
to get the money, they said no, because no one
(55:46):
wants to make a period piece it's an indie piece
because they're expensive, they're not cheap. And so it took me,
you know, almost twelve years to make it, and I
just every year, I just kept tap dancing until I
got beat and they every year they said no, I
got better until I was finally good enough. And you know,
it's just like if if you don't give up, you're
(56:08):
gonna win. You'll just tire them all out.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (56:11):
And that movie opens February twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
I can Harley wait, okay, awesome. I gotta ask, what
what is the Seinfeld story about your audition? What hell
was at?
Speaker 15 (56:22):
You know, I'm just out of college and I'm on
the Larry Sanders Show with Gary Shandling in the parking
lot and Mark Hirschfeld, who casts Seinfeld. By the way,
I'm living in a pool house because I'm in my
mind I'm still a broke Chicago actor. I don't realize.
I'm honest, I'm on a show.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (56:38):
So I'm still in the pool house. So you got
some money coming. I got some money coming, but I
don't even put it all together. And Mark Hirschfeld comes
up and he goes, you know, I'm casting the show Seinfeld.
I'd never seen it because I don't have a TV
because I'm living in the pool house. And he goes,
would you audition to play George? And you know I'm
a stage actor. Yeah, yes, audition, Yeah, let's go. So
I read the script and I realized, well, yeah, I'm
(57:00):
Jason Alexander. I met him in the parking lot. He's awesome. Okay,
so Jason plays his character. Okay, I've never seen the show,
but apparently I'm playing George Costanzo.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (57:11):
So I just went in there and did my best,
you know, Jason Alexander because I had met him and
talked to him and he had kind of and they
thought I was a huge fan of the show. And
I got cast in the role, and I did the
show having never seen the show, and it was almost
better because I just got to hang out with these guys.
I didn't realize they were the Beatles. I didn't realize
(57:31):
it was the biggest show in the history of television.
I had a great time and made eleven dollars.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Well, we had Jerry Seinfeld in the studio one time,
and he was a complete jerk. He was a real dick.
He really was, huh, And I tried to get some
comedy out of him, but he just wouldn't do it.
Speaker 12 (57:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I have to say I had the opposite experience. Yeah. See,
he's probably a great guy. He just didn't like us
for some reason.
Speaker 15 (57:57):
Well, here's one thing I'm gonna leave you with. It's
not that he didn't like you, because it has nothing
to do with us. This is going to sound like
a crazy ted talk. He was probably the reality is,
you know, he's been doing stand up for over fifty
years and he was on the road and he was probably,
you know, didn't get get enough sleep, and he just
took it out on you.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Who knows what it is.
Speaker 15 (58:16):
But I ran into him and I just I picked
his brain and my God. This is a great thing
about me doing stand up is I can talk to
the greats and they just give me the keys to
the kingdom. And I said, how do you deal with
these protesters? You know, He's in the middle of his
set and he's protesters come on and he deals with
them flawlessly. They're doing you know, free Palestine in the
(58:37):
middle of his set, and he goes and he said
to them, He goes, you.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
See, we want the same thing. We both want to
do well. You're not doing well. You see me, I'm
doing well. I do want to be like me. I
can hear him saying that right now exactly. So I
was like, how do you do that?
Speaker 15 (58:55):
Like someone is, forgive my language, cock blocking you, and
you somehow navigated perfectly, and he just you know, That's
one of the great things about stand up for me
is yes, I've only been on the road for ten years,
which to a comic is like, ah, you're a baby,
and I've been on stage since I was eight years old.
I get to talk to guys like Chappelle and Seinfeld
(59:16):
and just kind of listen to them and take it
all in so that when you come to see me,
watch this transition at the Improv. At the Arlington Improv,
you're going to see a guy that feels like he's
been doing it for half a century.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
I'm looking forward to it. I am gonna come see
you this weekend at the Arlington Improv.
Speaker 15 (59:34):
If they mention you, guys, we get we look at
him a pre meet and greet anyone and everyone, and
we'll hang out. We'll take pictures and then when you
speak about me, you have to speak well.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
Of course I will. We were speaking well even when
we knew you were gonna be late. Well because he
called in to say yes exactly. Yeah, thank you for
taking my call. Absolutely, Jeremy Pittman, Thank you guys. Thank
me coming man. We'll see I'll see this weekend, Okay,
And I'll close out with this for him, Dallas. What
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was classic rock lone Star ninety two five? You know
what it is? Friday Eve weekend starts tomorrow. I know,
you know, And since Jeremy Piven was in earlier, I
kind of felt like today was Friday. Well yeah, because
we usually have comics in on Friday. Yeah, but tomorrow
we have a big tailgate posts oh yeah, our super
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Bowl tailgate party, which could get out of hand to
talk to Fox for as Mike Doosey. He's going to
be here and we'll give a call, or he'll call us.
Chuck Cooperstein, the voice of the Mavericks. I want to
see what he feels about this Luca trade.
Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
Yeah, if he's been hearing these conspiracy theories about why
it happened as well. Yeah, he works for the MAVs though, Yeah,
so sure, he's kind of limited in what he can
and can say.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
He can't bad mouth them too much.
Speaker 10 (01:00:55):
No, I get it, I get it all right, let's
talk time wasters up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
The original lineup of Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Osborne, Tony Iomi, Geezer,
Butler and Bill Ward are all reuniting for one more show.
Back to the Beginning is an all day festival set
for July fifth in the band's.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Hometown of Birmingham, Birmingham, England.
Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Now.
Speaker 10 (01:01:19):
The show is also going to feature a solo set
by Ozzie, plus sets from Metallica, Pantera and many more.
All profits from the festival are gonna go to charities
in England, including a charity to cure Parkinson's And if
you plan on going and you hope to get Ozzy's oddographed,
just know, he says he's not a big fan of
signing autographs.
Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
And if I've got the time, old so so if
you know, But I'm kind of somewhat parama.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I just said to you in the.
Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
Last year there's some tack, some really spicy people, and
not all of them faining Dallas has been hounding me for.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Years, mumbling Azzy, we love to hear. In fact, I'm
played again if.
Speaker 9 (01:02:01):
I've got the time, al So sorry if I'm kind
of somewhat par because I just said to you in
the last year, there's some attack, some really spicy people, and.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Not all of them playing Dallas for years. Ah, that's
the Ozzy I want to hear.
Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
We have all the info for the Back to the
Beginning festival up on our page. Our own JFK held
a private screening of the led Zeppelin documentary Becoming led
Zeppelin on Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
He said it was awesome. Well, now we hear that.
Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Before Jimmy Page agreed to an official led Zeppelin documentary,
he made sure filmmaker Bernard McMahon did his homework. McMahon
tells The Guardian that during his first meeting with Jimmy Page,
the guitarists invited him to Payingborn, a village in England
where he used to have a boat house that the
band would rehearse in, and a good thing that the
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director accepted the invitation because apparently if he hadn't, Jimmy
Page said he wouldn't have given the green light to
the documentary.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
He wanted to see just how committed this guy was becoming.
Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
Led Zeppelin will open in Imax theaters tomorrow, followed by
theaters nationwide on February fourteenth, Ballentine's Day. If you missed it, yesterday,
we talked about Elton John's new song, the title track
from the upcoming album Who Believes In Angels.
Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
We have that song up on our page if you
want to check it out.
Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
And following the release of the song, Elton revealed all
the details about the new album, which is in collaboration
with Brandy Carlisle. It was recorded apparently in twenty days
back in October of twenty twenty three, and it's going
to be out April fourth. Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins
launched the Magnificent Others podcast with an hour and twenty
(01:03:47):
five minute interview with Gene Simmons of Kiss and we
have that up for you. Paul Stanley, by the way,
is the first guest on Richard Marx's podcast Stories to Tell.
Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Yes, everyone has a.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Podcast his day, even Jeremy Piven. Yes podcast.
Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
And finally, if you are one of those people who
likes to watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials,
we have an inside peek at some of the big
ones set to air during the Big Game. Reeses is
promoting their lava candy, Ben Affleck's new Duncan commercial, and
Chiefs coach Andy Reid is in a sketcher spot where
he says he's a hand model.
Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Plus many, many more.
Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
We have those up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I think that was a take one thing. Yeah, maybe
Dallas Horors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. As
we come to the end of another broadcast day on
this piss and shelf, thank you for tuning in. Thanks
to Jeremy Pavin for stopping.
Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
By absolutely two shows Tomorrow night and two shows Saturday
at the Arlington improv.
Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I think I'm gonna have to go check it out.
Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Me too, A great guy.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Okay, Uh. Coming up next is our after show decompression session.
And if you listened yesterday, you know I revealed way
too much and way too much some great stories and
I like they're all true. Every story I told you
is absolutely true. And if you want to hear some
more of that crap, tuned in to the after show
(01:05:23):
Decompression session on our Facebook page. All right, oh, a
special thanks to Jenny Miles taking care of business while
Al was gone. Now you are more than welcome to
come in tomorrow because we're gonna have food from Barluna.
Hey you just said tild Yeah, that's all I need
to know. And there that's it. That's I don't care
(01:05:45):
what time tailgate I'm there Tailgate. Yeah, especially when food
is mentioned as well. Yeah, So make sure you don't
oversleep tomorrow because you're gonna miss all the fun and
excitement if you do. And of course I'll have some
more Super Bowl facts that you probably didn't know Fox
Or As Mike Deosey's gonna be here, we'll talk to
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Chuck Cooperstein about this man trading Luca, which still sticks
in my craw.
Speaker 10 (01:06:13):
Just to tag and we'll have another edition of Hey Anna,
what's happening? Because there's a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
That always is a lot going on. That's why it's
so much fun living in this part of the state.
Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Very true.
Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I'm sure Houston has things going on and Austin has
things going on, but not as much fun as we
have up in Europe, don't you know him up in
her get out the ways? All right, school, we'll see
on the after show and we'll see on the show
enough show tomorrow and you know the wheels will come
(01:06:45):
off early because it's fried day. So without further adodo,
let's get into the after show decompression session. Figure around
and make sure you don't oversleep tomorrow because you're gonna
miss all the fun. You won't get any of the
food that we have, but you can at least hear
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us chew it. Okay, okay, all right, So we'll see
you tomorrow and we'll see on the appishoe decompression. Second,
y'all all ready we're ready, ready or not? Here we
go one more times
Dallas Ford's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
it's fun with music day. Oh you're ready to start
with a single. Yeah, okay, here we go. We're gonna
get Rick rolled because Rick Ashley is fifty nine. Then
all right, my god, don't worry. I'll do the heavy lifting. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just take care of the quart.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, all right, So I'm the one that's gonna embarrass myself. Fact,
here we go. Weird straend of fooler. You know the
rules and so a fool commitments on thinking. Know you
(00:43):
willn't get this from any of the time. I just
want to tell you how I'm feusing God to make
you understand you.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Never gonna get you up, never gonna let you.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Down, roll around and deserts you, never gonna make you cry,
never gonna save the die, never tell the lie and
hurt you.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
We've known each ougg possel Lord, your hospan's aching him
jut to shine, to say.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Song as gable to go in the hole.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
We've novercame and we're gonna play.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And if you who ask me how I'm feeling, I'm
feeling full.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I'm telling you to not to see never gonna jis
you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run
you around and deserts you.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Save good bye, never gonna tell the lie, never hurt you,
never gonna kiss you up, never.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Let you down. I feel so bullish around let you.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We're gonna take you cry, never gonna say die'na sell loud.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, you gotta do this part now. You never go
to kive, never go to give, never go again, never
gonna kid. We've told each other for so long, sir, husband,
(02:34):
take it. You're too short to say. It's what's been going. No,
we go to game and we're gonna play. Just want
to tell you how fee gotta make you understand.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Leta give you up, never gonna let you down, never
gonna all around.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Shirts you make you cry, say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Lie, hurt, get you up, let you down, hurt, come on,
makes you cry, say goodbye, kill the lie.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, I should have known that was a bad idea
before we even I love that song. You would you
would love Rick Ashley. We were Rick rolled on Rick's birthday.
Damn right, he's fifty nine today and he still looks
the same. Yes, he really does looks like Howdy duty
I love it or Howdy duties brother. Yes, yes, he's
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from another mother that is Laddie. Well, I'm glad that's
over with. We won't have to worry about that till
next year.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I like how you turned into share there.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
I do.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There may now see if Deucey was here, he could
have pulled that up totally. And he's coming in tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I see he is.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And next year Rick's birthday will be on a Friday,
So we'll wait till deuce get there and I'll bring
a share wig. Oh yes, and I share out you
do that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh that would be hysterical. Oh I'm throwing this crap
away right now. Hey, good morning, air about it? It
is Thursday Fun with Music Day. I gotta mash up.
I haven't played for you yet. And comedian Jeremy pay Vivid, yes,
who you saw on TV and authorage we will talk
to him too. And today we celebrate Ronald Reagan Day.
(04:50):
Why it's held on February sixth, on the anniversary of
the birth of the fortieth President Ronald Reagan, who would
have been one hundred and twelve years old today. Which
wasn't like to happen anyway. It is International Day of
Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation Day. Yes, please, I'm
not sure who had tried to do such a thing,
(05:11):
but if a person did, I am sure there would
be consequences and repercussions for anyone who would try.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
It's a common practice in third world.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
It's horrible. Your name is Bobbin.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, actually female mutilation Yanny.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah. National Sweater Day. If any of you were to
step inside this building, you want to put your sweater
on because it's cold in here. Every morning.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Did you notice how humid it was outside when you
walked out the door.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It is muggy this morning, man, man, it is Lame
Duck Day takes place on the anniversary of the day
in nineteen thirty three, when the Twelfth Amendment, known as
the Lame Duck Amendment, went into effect. The term lame
duck applies to a politician who has either just lost
an election or is retiring during the time between an
election and the time their replacement takes office. Yeah. I
(06:02):
know that was too many words to throw at.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You, Lane, I prefer what is the alcoholic drig.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh cold, it's the chef pain of our high school.
You that's it, and if you ever get sick on it,
you'll never drink it again. Yes, it's National Frozen Yogurt Day.
It is a desert that is lower in fact than
ice cream because milk is used instead of cream. Not
(06:29):
only is the cow's milk used, but it's also milk
from cheap goats and water buffaloes. Sheep goats, yes, sheep,
sheep goats. Sheep? Well, how cheap our goats a run
in these days on the market. Here's one for you,
National chopsticks Days. Oh wow, I still have trouble, but
I can make it worse. Chopsticks choice in their beginnings
(06:51):
to China in at least twelve hundred BC during the
Shang dynasty, when they were used for cooking and not eating.
Spoons were the utensil of troy in China until the
fourth century, when chopsticks overtook them following a population boot. Look,
you can get more food in your mouth if you
use a spoon or a fort I'm just warning. I
(07:12):
do like to go to a Chinese restaurant. I use
the chopsticks though, Yeah, go to sushi. See, I can
do it and it's pay a Compliment day. You folks
once again looked great. That's March. Did I mention how
great you sounded on never going to give you up
by Rick Astley because I knew you'd belive it's national compliment.
Yes it is. Okay, So coming up, we got to
(07:34):
look at sports of all sorts. People still bitching Aboctor
Luca trade and as they should. I'm still bitching about
it myself. Then we got the Freak and Fool File
that'll be at six forty five ish, and then at
seventy ten. Ah, we got a mash up that I
haven't played for you yet. Oh it's a virgin mash up,
(07:56):
but I think you will enjoy. Okay, Okay, okay, so
let's get fripped, ready for stress. I am ready for Thursday, Friday, deed,
everybody they go let you down. All right, you will
try to do a decent show for you, but I
ain't promising nothing. Okay. If everybody is ready, like I say,
(08:20):
ready or not, here it comes. You're ready, You're ready
wit for there?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
You amen?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Balla Forest Classic Arock Loan Star ninety two five. It
is six thirty in time versus parts of Ball's orts.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
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go to will Heightwinds dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Now, baseball's opening day is about a month and a
half away, But I do have a baseball story. You'll
be interesting to hear me say. Okay. Longtime Rangers short
stuff Elvis Andres has been named to the team's Hall
of Fame. Awesome. Andrews played for the Rangers from two
thousand and nine to twenty twenty, and his personality and
big smile quickly won over all the fans. He was
(09:03):
named to two All Star teams and helped lead the
Rangers to two World Series appearances. We didn't win either game,
but he got us there anyhow. He also played for
the Oakland Athletics and the Chicago White Sox before retiring
as a Ranger last September. The native of Venezuela will
work as a pre and postgame analyst for select games
(09:24):
on the Rangers Sports Network this upcoming season. He holds
the Rangers career playoff records for games played at bats, hits,
and stolen bases. Andrews will be the twenty seventh member
of the Texas Rangers Baseball Hall of Fame and he
will be the youngest player ever selected in Rangers history.
He will be inducted into the Rangers Hall of Fame
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before the game on Saturday, June twenty eighth against the
Seattle Mariners.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Well, just like in any game bo the role of
the officiating crew is to correctly and consistently call the
game that's the player. There are seven on field official
during NFL games, each with a different position. They are
a referee, umpire, down judge, line judge, field judge, side judge,
and back judge. The eighth member of the crew is
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the replay official. NFL officials can earn nearly three hundred
thousand dollars per year. The average NFL referee is likely
making around two hundred and five thousand dollars, which works
out to be approximately twelve thousand dollars per game. The
NFL has not made any of this public information, but
reports suggests that officials receive a bonus of about four
(10:32):
thousand dollars for each postseason game that they work. But
the Super Bowl is an entirely different animal. Referee selected
to work Super Bowl Sunday get a bonus of thirty
thousand to fifty thousand dollars. That is separate from what
they get from the Kansas City Chiefs. Ad I say
that out there now, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yet it out loud. Won't be kicked out of this
studio for say oops. While the Dallas Cowboys won't be
playing in the Super Bowl again, there is one player
who began the season with the star on his helmet
who will be taking the field on the Caesar superdomein
New Orleans on Sunday. Peyton Hendershot remember, yeah, yes, he
started seventeen games for the Cowboys as a rookie before
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suffering an injury setback in his sophomore campaign. He was
traded to the Kansas City Chiefs at the end of
training camp. Now preparing for the Super Bowl, Hendershot now
has a shot at finally getting to hopefully win the
big Game, something Jerry is stale feman about because they
hadnt had won for almost thirty years now. One question
Hendershot received on media day was about the difference in
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mindset between his new and former teams. According to Hendershot,
he said, Kansas City is just all about winning. I
don't like that at all.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I was about to say, Jerry aren't you all about winning?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, yeah, but I never win, that's the problem. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
So apparently if a Dallas Cowboy wants to go to
the Super Bowl, they have to be traded to a.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Different day or they can pay for the trip themself. Nevertheless,
he now has an opportunity to win a Super Bowl
ring and the Cowboys are revamping their coaching staff and
looking towards next season to hopefully grant Jerry's wish and
I share would appreciate it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Please.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Some Dallas Mavericks season ticket holders say they've been offered
refunds in the wake of Luca's trade. Ticket reps for
the team have been flooded with calls in recent days.
Luca put asses in the seats, no question about it.
Now some fans are questioning the future of their season
ticket see it's honestly, who is the face of the
Mavericks now that Luca is gone?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Is it Kyrie? Is it Anthony Davis?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know. The trade has some season.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Ticket holders evaluating, evaluating their investment, and now comes word
bo that the price of season.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Tickets is about to skyrocket.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
You talked about this earlier in the week.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
Some fans who spend a lot of money every season,
are about to spend a lot more, as season ticket
prices are reportedly expected to cost as much as sixty
one percent more season come on. The team provided a
statement that neither confirmed nor denied the refund, saying we
value every season ticket member relationship and reps are available
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to take calls from members with any concerns or questions
such as why did.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You trade Luca in the first place, and.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Why are season tickets costing more money after Usob's traded
such a fan favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes, and I know I think Danny brought this up. Yeah,
that maybe the owners who are Vegas casino owners are
doing this to prepare to move the Mavericks to Las Vegas,
which will piss everybody.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Absolutely, It's a big theory.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Also, if they don't take them to Vegas, they may
take them to Austin because they want to do a
big gambling resort in Austin.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, first, now, Governor Gregi has to it has to
approve gambling in the state of Texas. Speaking of Luca,
he could suit up for the Los Angeles Lakers for
the first time there Saturday. Lucas return to the floor
comes after Dallas Mavericks traded him, pissing off all the fans.
He has not played since Christmas after suffering a calf injury.
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Saturday's game will be the Lakers against the Indiana Pacers,
who are led by don Jick's former Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle.
Remember him, yep. Saturday is also the mavericks first home
game since Luca's trade. Dallas plays the Houston Rockets at
the American Airline Center on Saturday at two pm now.
ESPN announced yesterday they will air the game between the
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Lakers and Pacers quote in anticipation of Luca's debut, will
also be streamed on ESPN Plus and Disney Plus as well.
And the Luca Donjic tribute outside American Airline Center was
torn down and thrown away. Glad I didn't see that.
The Donjic benners on the area and in the arena
have also been taken down at love Field Air Yeah,
(14:54):
but Mavericks soon won't forget Luca. That includes the staff
at his favorite restaurants and Sam's Steakhouse on Maple Avenue
posted on social media that Luca's signature dish the Luca,
which is a seventy seven ounce dry age New York
script state that is staying on the menu. Wow, that
(15:14):
sounds pretty good. That's It's no secret that Luca Lowde
grabbing a nice meal at Nick and Sam's. In fact,
most North Texas athletes in the longtime Dallas area or
go to that restaurant. Yeah, regular base kind of close
to the American Airlines Now. Luca won't return to Dallas
until April ninth, when the Lakers play the Mavericks at
the American Airlines Center. Nick and Sam's isn't far from
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the arena, so maybe he and some other teammates will
stop by there and either.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
Again, yuh, the Luca Special, Luca Special, I'd have to
split that between three people, seven ounces.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I bet I could take it out O my mind.
I might get the Hershey's on the way home. It
would be worth it though, all right. And at the
Dallas Open, young tennis players battle for a top spot.
But if you look just past them, you'll see something unusual.
(16:11):
A ball boy unlike any other. Now, the ball boy
is the guy that grabs out and takes the ball
off the court if it hits the net. Yeah, at
sixty six years old, Tony Downer stands out among the
teenagers who usually fit that role. His passion for the
sport has taken him to tournaments all over the country.
He has worked as a ballboy for nine US Opens
(16:32):
plus several other major tournaments, including Miami. He first started
volunteering in twenty sixteen, which means they don't pay those
ball boys. They just get to be on TV for
a second. And he must really love doing We're Done.
Downer is one of eighty ball boys selected for the tournament.
The program is typically open to kids as young as
twelve years old. Coordinator Jim Mugott said having Downer on
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the team has been inspiring for the young volunteers. You
have to be laid on your feet, Yeah you do
sixty six? Wow. He's in shape, for sure, he must.
He has to be all right. Get sick is coming
the freaking fool file next on the bow and them
Showy Dallas fort Ors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
(17:22):
Little Cream for your morning coffee now coming up. It's
gonna be mashup time, and it's a virgin Master. It's
a virgin mashup. I haven't played for yet. Now it's
time for the Freaking Fool File. There's a certified public
accountant named Ryan Eagleston who calls himself a certified joy
enthusiast online and a deep passion to preach and teach
(17:46):
the word of God. Dum well. He was arrested for
attempted first degree murderer when he allegedly attacked two people
at Washington Park in Denver. Did that bring him toy?
One of the victims was a shot by Eagleston after
his friend asked to sit on a park bench next
to him. Why couldn't you just scoot down, yea dude.
(18:09):
The police report says that the defendant was observed by
several witnesses spitting on the victim, punching the victim in
the chest, and eventually punching the victim once in the
lower back field. Doesn't sound to me like a certified
joy enthusiasts. He loves to preach the word of God,
does bless his heart? He then pulled out a gun
as the victim was walking away and fired a shot
(18:31):
over his head. He claimed to police that he thought
the people were attacking him because they were part of
a secret underground mission set to kill him. Oh Satan
Satan either. That is just crazy. There's a lot of
crazy involved in there. Of course the devil had something
to do with it.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Absolutely, Okay, let's travel to Iowa. A hospital worker in
Iowa spired from her position after a video showed her
flossing her teeth over a patient and getting some of
her recently chewed food all over him.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh stop.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Why she didn't go to the restroom to do this,
I'll never know. Joe Bainbridge shared a video on Facebook
of his best friend cold Tiny Cross, who was being
treated at a hospital for congenital heart disease. In the video,
the nurse is seen flossing her teeth while standing over
the patient and sometimes spitting some of the food that
was between her teeth onto the patient.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Do what's she doing that for?
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Despite Cross's attempts to get her attention to stop this,
nurse continued to floss and just ignored him. The video
quickly went viral, gaining over nine hundred shares nearly three
hundred and thirty five thousand views, while the nurse was
fired from her job. There is also legal action for
what happened being considered against the hospital, but no formal
steps have been taken yet. But lady, just go to
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the bathroom and floss her teeth. You don't have to
do it over a patient.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh, or I will discuss or at least turn around,
do it with the patient at your back. Don't get
your slava and your chewed food on it.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
What was like the emergency that she had to floss
right then and there?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I wonder what the food was. I guess she had
a kernel stuck here, Laura General, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Let's travel all the way now to Germany. Germany airport
officials in Berlin are looking for an owner of a
Volkswagen that's been parked there for rather long time in
short term parking. Long enough were racked up over two
hundred thousand dollars in parking face.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh, I believe I'd leave the car there as a person.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Parking at the Brandenburg Airport costs about twenty three dollars
a day, not unlike here at DFW, and it is
usually meant for people coming back to you know, pick
up people or what have you you, because this is
short term parking, not long term parking. But somebody parked
there a year ago and hasn't come back, they must
be dead or something. All the bottom line is why
(21:02):
would you leave the car there? You know, airport officials
for a year. Well, it's because probably they want the money. Yeah,
they ain't getting it. Police say the license plate do
not match the vehicle, which means they may never figure
out who owns the car. The car was recently towed
and then pounded. Police believe the car was likely stolen
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or driven to the airport where has been abandoned by
a criminal, a criminal.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Or someone who's dead.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
You know, when I was reading this, Jack, locker Room
Lindstrom came to mind because of the story that you
told told us about.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That took what five minutes and it was gone. We
just left it running and came in to do our broadcast.
When he went out, he just where's man car? Yeah,
like the parking ferries, We're gonna come.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
And if you leave it running, that's like an invitation
please take this car.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Oh man, there you have it. It was probably some
guy who committed a crime and fled the scene to
never come back.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
I can't believe that in Germany they can't just get
the vin and figure out who the car belonged to.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Well, you know, because that's what they do. They just
like but it's the screenshot of the ven number.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But if it's a rental car, then you know they
have no idea. Okay, a lot of dust in that
car after a year. Well here's one for you. A
man wrongly accused of jerking off in front of a
woman on a London bush says he has been the
victim of verbal and physical attacks ever since. Oh well,
(22:35):
I imagine. So you think Brent Naylor was arrested. Naylor
sound like a porn star, isn't. I'm britten, Naylan, I'll
nailing you in a minute. He was arrested by six
police officers at his home in North London after being
wrongly identified following a police appeal for information. Not long
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after the police asked the public for help, someone called
and claimed Brent was the man they were looking for,
despite looking nothing like the man in the closed circuit
TV video. Officers arrested mister Naylor at his home in
Finsbury Park. It was only after he'd been in custody
for more than seven hours. Then an officer looked at
(23:18):
him and said, wait a minute, that ain't The guy
doesn't resemble the subject at all. The video showed Demand
and Naylor looked nothing like each other, since the suspect
was described as six foot tall and chubby and Naylor
is five foot eight and skinny.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
How embarrassing your detectives do your detective work.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Now, Naylor is over six grand richer thanks to a
payout from the police, so he won't sue that. Okay, Okay,
gotta do what you gotta do. Okay, get ready for
your mashup coming up?
Speaker 10 (23:51):
And ac DC is headed to at and T Stadium Monday,
April fourteenth, And if you want to see them in
person for free, be listening around seven to fifty when
we give away the tickets. It's fun with music Day,
So you know Bo's gonna have some devious way to
give away those tickets.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, Dallas foorst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five,
Ronnie James deal. And what would that have to do
with the mashup coming up? That's what I want to know. Well,
over the weekend, Harry Wayne Casey turned seventy four. You
know who that is, Harry Way?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Is he a serial killer?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's Casey of Casey and the Sunshine Bank. Oh my god,
So what does that have with Ronnie James deal. Well,
he just happens to be a part of this mashup
that we call everybody and the sunshine Bay, Holy died,
(24:57):
you've been down to let me see. Oh, be coming
of me.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Right the tiger.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You can see his stripes, but you know he's clean
to see you.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
He doptain shiny diamonds, the eyes of a captain, the
black and rum.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Something is coming for you the rest of the morning.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You can hide in the sun.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Can you see the light?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh, we will pray to ride you.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Gotta get away out of the way, get away, gonna
get away, Get get away.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Out of the way, out the way.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Your LASSI.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Lass that's over love always having me. The comes he'll
talk to you about to say, is that I ain't
seen nothing turning down on a moment. Then you're showing
a be changing your.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Waist a man er lean.
Speaker 11 (25:57):
There was a real young beat out of times. I
of my nest all the best things above him with
a sister and a cousin almost started with the little
kids and actor.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It's all lay, who guess lie? All this is last
She told me too, She's all this lay, all this lay.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Just sing a chant that's the way.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Back on the street.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
But in my time to my tent.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Too mid nothen wet, the dust and style of fast,
the happiness, just the man and the will.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
It was about the record at doctors feel after the Times.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
That's guys, that's the talking by Jerry.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Jerry say please don't check second Joy Joy that second
just talk.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
Las.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That's the shine Sunshine. Well, there's a little bit of
(28:17):
everything in that one. There was wow is there Smorgasborn
absolutely the rooster.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Said well hello there, Sunshine, good morning to you and
classic rop for you with Boe And then on lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Watch where you point that thing? Damn it please. By
the way, speaking of ac DC, we will have ac
DC tickets about half an hour from now. They're coming Monday,
April fourteenth, that is at AT and T Stadium, also
known as Jerry World. Now you may be saying, hey bo,
(28:55):
hey bo, how you going to give those tickets away
on Fun with Music Day? Yeah? How well, I'm going
to do a TV theme from the eighties. Eighties. Yes,
So just be listening and if you can figure out
what TV show that was from the eighties, you will
win the ac DC tickets. But don't call now, just
(29:17):
save your finger for dialing later. I get this email
from Teresa, who lives in Wiley, who said that Lady
Giga looked really creepy at the Grammys the other night.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
Yeah, I feel like she didn't have an eyebrows or something,
and her hair was black.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And of course she likes to wear the most outrageous
outfits and wants to hear the Butterface song, which is
a parody of her hit poker Face. Okay, here you go, Teresa.
Speaker 13 (29:56):
I saw this girl I fought was hot from fire
Away Blondie E Big Booze Nights.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
But what more is there to say?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
It's hot?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And then she got closer. I can see I spoke
too soon. She had a model body with the face
of a bad boom. She was a ten. But then
I looked again.
Speaker 13 (30:24):
My weeder rose.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But then I gotta close.
Speaker 13 (30:29):
Gottah, gotta grainbody and a bdter face.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Every mix with my fags sucking.
Speaker 13 (30:37):
Look at grainbody and a bud face every mixing.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Butter Facebook but butter face, butter Facebook, but butter face.
Speaker 14 (30:55):
I swear, Yeah, a lot of face. You got the
plainest looking butt of face, you know. I don't want
to start a fight, so dim, no fights, so I
can't see your butter face. Corbin, you got a body
(31:18):
that's a corbin.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
There is nothing there of the cord. You're as flat.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
As a board by anybody copper screens. Now, before you
get upset and that, let me tell you what you
need to know.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I really don't why to sound.
Speaker 14 (31:42):
Too bad, but you have a faced for idio.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Dumb as a rock. I hate to say it.
Speaker 14 (31:51):
You're as dumb as a rock. It's not real fight soldier,
Kafa Gasma money. You're in it just as dumb as
a rah.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
How before you.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
Get upset or mad, let me sell you want to
really mean, I really don't want want to sound too bad.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
The kids go as you halloween annoying bitch. You're really
awesome an annoying bitch.
Speaker 14 (32:35):
You better believe that every word that you're saying makes
me want to run away. You ug the ass annoying bitch.
Butter face, you got the plainest looking butterface.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
You know why.
Speaker 14 (32:50):
I don't want to sun up bite, So dim, no line,
so I can't see your butterface.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
There you go her face songs in a row. You're
welcome Teresa, Hold that note. Hold that note. Actual means.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
John ballas Fortor's classic rock lone Star ninety two to
five Axel Rose sixty three years old today, and uh,
how does he look?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Why don't you pull up a picture of it. He
looks a little rough.
Speaker 12 (33:23):
That is, of course guns n' roses, mister brown Stain Brownston. Yeah,
I'll get it. You know what, he does not look
that good, but bless his heart. I mean, you know, well,
he's sixty three, rough living.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
We all get a little ugly, looks like he looks
like he's had plastic surgery. Oh yeah, that didn't take
too well. Yeah, well, you know he well, he's actual.
You know who.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
He was great friends with Lisa Marie Presley. He actually
sang at her funeral at Graceland.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Did he really? Yeah he did? Did he go shouting?
I don't remember? Okay, okay, coming out, we're gonna give
away those ac DC tickets. Yes, you're gonna have to
identify a TV theme from the eighties. Then we're expecting
me ready to come back. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:13):
Jeremy Piven is at the Arlington Improv tomorrow night and
Saturday night. He's got two shows each night. You know,
he's doing stand up. Apparently it was his biggest fear
to do stand up and he decided.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
To like just you know, do it. Plus, Jeremy Piven
has been in a couple of really funny movies. Yeah,
so we'll talk about that. But now remember last Thursday
when we did really bad singers? Yes, how about some more? Okay,
who do you have now? Okay, First of all, here
are bad church singers that are probably gonna go to hell.
(34:48):
That bad huh. Okay, here you go, here you go,
fucking CD. The singing buys no saying about. I would
love to say goodbye to this guy, but let him
(35:10):
finish almost you like speede handree.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
O, the Great.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Does not anymore? That holy spem again?
Speaker 14 (35:43):
Flag?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Hold that?
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, okay, okay, that that that that that that that
That's enough. Jeez, oh my god, oh my god, bless
those poor members of that congregation. But wait, there's more
on what you have now. This is it's funny when
somebody really thinks they're nailing it and they're not even close.
(36:17):
This woman is dressed in an evening gown with a
spotlight on her. I don't know where she was. But
here's what she sounded like, So like a cat thrown
(36:39):
in a pit of fire. Let her finish. That's enough.
I can't take that. I can't take it. And this
woman thinks she's nailing it. Yes, she thinks she's gonna
get a recording contract any day now. But the peace
they resist, tam remember all olivirto Yeah, here's him singing,
(37:05):
dancing in the dark. It's just as bad as you
think it's gonna be.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
Okay, is it?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Alli?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
In the evening?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
And God, nothing to say. I come home in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
And go to bed the same way.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Nothing but higher.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
Man just kind of hose myself saying, excused a fleet.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, you can start a fire, you can start a.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Fire with almost this comes so higher.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Even were stands in the dark. Oh God, please, there
he is once again, Oliver, you all for all right?
Ac DC tickets next on the bow and then Dallas
Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. What
we got here out of failure to communicate? By the way,
(38:18):
Jeremy Pitton's going to join us here in just a
little while.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, I'm waiting to hear from him. He's supposed to
text when he.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Arrhymes, did you like that show authorized that he was in?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 10 (38:28):
And he also did the PBS series Mister Selfridge about
the London department store, which was excellent, probably a girl flick.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I never seen that. It was really good. Okay, So
let's give away these ac DC tickets while we're waiting
on mister j This is a TV show from the eighties,
and I know you've seen it, and if I tell
you who was in it, you would obviously say that
I'm out of my mind. Okay, So comedy drama. You're
(38:59):
not gonna tell us. It's more of a light drama. Okay,
light drama. Okay, So listen and call me at two
one four or eight one seven seventy eight, seven one
five and tell me what TV theme from the eighties
this is? You got an NFL that's it? That's it.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
What you hear from?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Really great? So it was it really wasn't. Can you
want to write down a guess what it is? Just
take a little guess. Don't go over there and look
up tenipel's paper. What did you cheat in school?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
Didn't have scratch paper?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Okay, No, that's not it. That's what it is. Ah,
now he goes, Oh damn it. I love the star
of this show. I assure you would. He was so handsome.
(40:22):
Let's go home Boning them show? All right, all right, No,
that's not it, that's not it. Yeah, you talk to
your mom like that. Hello, boning them show? Can you
tell me what TV theme from the eighties that is?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Jrden come up with this?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Magnum p I. Magnum p I is right. Original, Yes,
the original, starring the handsome Tom Seller.
Speaker 14 (40:45):
Love him.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
I'm loving in Blue Bloods too.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh yeah, I forgot that's good. Who is this? This
is Kevin? Kevin? What's up? Kevin?
Speaker 10 (40:53):
Not much, man?
Speaker 14 (40:54):
Just win some tickets.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's right. We've got ac DC tickets for you. But
you got to hold on for just a moment. Okay,
all right, all right, there's Kevin, our winner. Everybody, God
damn all right.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
Our buddy Jeff k will be bringing in the Weekend
tomorrow afternoon live from Dave and Busters and Uless. He'll
be broadcasting live starting at three. Play lone Star band Bingo,
pick your poison trivia if you want to win those
lone Star goodies. Plus he's gonna have tickets to the
Outlaw Music Festival with Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan at
dose Ki's Pavilion July tenth, Ringing the Week Out with jeffk.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
And Dallas Fort Wars lone Star ninety two five, same
old song and dance. You probably hear that from your
boss all the time, all the time, Dallas Hoors Classic
gron lone Star ninety two to five. Look who's on
the phone is Jeremy Pivots. Jeremy, are you gonna be? Lady?
Is that what you're telling us here? You know what?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I want to thank you for your patient but but
I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be air lifted in you know.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Uh okay, Well, traffic it can be a bit sometimes
around here.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I know, yeah, yeah, it really can. That's why you know.
I'm gonna do the best I can. But I thank
you guys for your patience.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
You're incredible. Well, you know, we have some things we
would like to ask you, and nothing personal or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Oh no, no, I get it, man, you guys let
it rip. I'm excited about it. I am stuck in traffic.
It's it's a horrible cliche, but yet I'm living it.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, we live with it every single day.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
Do you have an entourage with you, Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, you know, I'm actually by myself. I'm going to
be traveling by myself in to see you guys, and
I'm here to do some stand up comedy because we
need to laugh.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yes, please, Yes, Jeremy is at the Arlington Improv this weekend,
and I'm really excited for you to get here. Just
just get here as soon as you can, and we'll
start the festivities. What do you say? I love it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
You've already started to ask me some cheeky questions.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Off bite Yes, well, I'm saving the cheekiest for later.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, I I gotta be holp with you. I'm a
little scared, but no.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Don't be scared. We never you know, sunblock anybody that
comes in. You don't bite me much.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah okay, yeah, okay, famous last words.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay, So so take the time, get here as soon
as you can, and we'll start the old festive.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Here's we're gonna We're gonna give away some tickets because
I feel terrible about being late.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Okay, all right, that sounds good. Okay, you just hang on,
man and get here as soon as you can, and
we'll put you on the show on the air.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Thanks, thank you guys so much, see when you get here.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Jeremy Okay, Jeremy Buddy Dollars four host Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. Jeremy Pivott is hell about it? Wait,
wait a minute, I got a little troll for you. Now,
(44:08):
did you really speak out of turning class today? Nager?
Speaker 9 (44:10):
I did?
Speaker 15 (44:11):
Man, you know, I love me some some Eddie Vedder,
who's also from my parts in Evanston. The thing about
Eddie is he's a genius and you can't quite understand
what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Right, freeze here and here on a pillow. You're right, Eddie,
You're right, brother. Okay, you need an aspirin or something there.
We love Eddie, so you're not reated to relate to
that piano player. Oh that's Andre Previn. Okay, I guess
I got so uh. I heard that you might miss
(44:43):
doing Entourage. Do you still miss that or?
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Why?
Speaker 5 (44:47):
You know?
Speaker 15 (44:47):
Listen, we got so lucky. We had a uh eight
seasons in a movie that's almost a decade. You know,
today's shows last almost a full episode before they're canceled,
you know what I mean. So you know we're incredibly lucky.
I'm just trying to turn these headphones.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Up so I can hear. Oh, it's right there, right there,
right there, Genie. Yeah, everybody wins.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
Like talk of a spin off just for Ari Gold.
Speaker 15 (45:15):
You know, I love that you said that because that
everywhere I go people ask me about that and the character. Really,
you know it, it connected with people and I I
every day. It's so heartwarming.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
People coming up to me going, I'm.
Speaker 15 (45:31):
A douchebag because of you, bro, And I'm at the
urinal and they're smacking me in the back and yeah
it happens. Yeah, Oh, I forgot to wash my hands.
They don't do that to all actors. They don't go
up to Brian Cranston. No, let's say I do mess
because of you. Now they're gonna be a reboot, you
(45:53):
think maybe or maybe not. I think because of this interview.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh, they are gonna start scrambling the spring guy, every show,
everybody drama turtle E. Let's get the boys, Let's get
the goddamn bad back together. I heard you you broke
character on the show and they kept it in. You know,
all I know is that.
Speaker 15 (46:15):
Unbeknownst to all of you, these are all huge compliments
because the reality is every word was written and I
had to make it look like I was improvising, yeah,
and make it look like I was breaking character. And
Doug Ellen, who wrote the show, they're just sitting there
and they're with the script in their hands, and I
(46:35):
gotta go word for word, and it's that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
It's my honor.
Speaker 15 (46:38):
But the reality is we have to make I have
to make that look like it's completely improvisational or I've
I've broken character, whatever. And the biggest question I get
is how much are you? Like are a gold In
other words? How much of an asshole?
Speaker 14 (46:52):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (46:55):
But you want so many awards because of that.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, I'm going to bring them all. I'm going to
bring them all to the improv. Oh the voices in
his head? Yeah? Wait, which improv? Am I at? You
got Arlington improv I'm at the Arlington. Arlington. We were gonna.
I don't want you. I don't want to go wrong. Yeah,
don't go to the Addison, Yeah, go to the Arlington.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
I have two shows Tomorrow night and Saturday.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yes, You've been.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Doing stand up for a while, but a lot of
people don't realize you do stand up.
Speaker 13 (47:23):
You know.
Speaker 15 (47:23):
The the comment I get the most is we didn't
know you were this funny, And it's like, I'm two
hundred years old. I'm one hundred and sixteen movies into
the game, and so it's kind of one of those
backhanded compliments. But the reality is, I love being on stage,
I love performing, telling stories, doing impressions, and so, you know,
people don't I got to put a special out so
(47:44):
that I can stop playing the rusty chuckle bucket in
the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I forgot you were in Gross point Blank with John Custon. Yeah,
me too, I forgot. That was a great movie. I
really liked that one.
Speaker 15 (47:56):
Yeah, that was one of those rare dark comedies. And
John and Joan both studied at the Pivot Theater with
my parents with uh we we all grew up in
the work together. I met John when we were eight
years old. The Pivot Theater. Yeah, it's still in existence. Yeah, Yeah,
that's where we all studied. Yeah, and not a lot
(48:17):
of people know that because some people don't want to
divulge their their lives. But it's you know, my mother
just passed away. And yeah, that's all right, buddy. And
you know it's interesting because people on you know, they'll
reach out to you on their deathbed. You know what
I mean, They'll say all the things that they wanted
to say. No, I I loved you, and and you
(48:40):
met the world to me, and you changed my life.
And all I can say to that is I don't
mean to get some morbid early in the morning. All
I can say to you is, I said this at
my mom's funeral last week. Is you need to say
those things while you're still live exactly. You know, don't wait,
don't wait until the death beat.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I didn't mean. No, it's not about your mom. I'm studying.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
I had a saying in Vida and Vida tell me
in life, in life, life, tell me in life.
Speaker 15 (49:07):
I love that absolutely, and I'm gonna I'm gonna unpack
all this and I'm gonna be seventeen times funnier.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Now this weekend. You you were in the movie Heat
with De Niro and Pacino. I don't remember what you
were playing in that.
Speaker 15 (49:21):
I played the doctor, doctor Bob when they were they
were patching up Val Kilmer and de Niro goes, uh,
give me your shirt and and uh and they were
supposed to yell cut and they didn't yell cut. And
I just looked at de Niro and I go, my
daughter gave me the shirt. Yea, And he goes, he goes,
I can I.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Swear on this?
Speaker 12 (49:39):
No?
Speaker 15 (49:39):
No, okay, sorry, because because all I'm blessed de Niro.
He's he's he's basically Michael Jordan. So as an actor,
you're waiting your whole life to work with him. And
I've been improvising since I was a kid, So that
was my big moment, and that's I did forty movies
before Entourage, and that's how I did it. I would
take a tiny roll and you just keep improvising. And
so suddenly I'm rising with de Niro. You know what,
(50:01):
I'll unpack it this weekend. Well what he actually said
to me, but it was just like a string of
fascinating swear words.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Fascinating. He's good at that really good marrow with Jeremy
Piven coming up next to the ball. And then weeknights
at nine, we celebrate the Mighty led Zeppelin, Deep Guys
Like Tracks and more get the lead out with a
lone star in ninety two to five and we're back
with Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Man.
Speaker 15 (50:29):
I wish you guys had more commercials, yeah said no
one ever? Well, history of life, pale whatever said that
pays our salary.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
I don't care. I know, I just get it. I
tune them all out.
Speaker 10 (50:40):
I know what they held on through those commercials to
hear you Jared Dale, right, you know, because they are
they have taste, yes, right, and they want to see
you at Arlington Improv this weekend.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I love it. You know what if they mentioned you guys,
let's give him some free meet and greet.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Okay, let's go right right tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
You have two shows and Saturday nights hang out, take
some pictures, come on out. We'll say you do the
right thing. You come out and talk to the fans
of yours. Yeah, some people won't do that. You got
you gotta talk to him. I you know, I just
had a long conversation with your guy, Mark Cuban. And
this is before the Luca Trade and he also was
on Entourage. I don't know if you know that.
Speaker 15 (51:19):
No, yeah, he had a cameo Mark Cuban and I
was doing a scene with Bob Odenkirk and Mark will
admit this. He had all the lines. And I'm standing
there with Bob Odenkirk, you know uh and it better
call sal yea.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, we all know that.
Speaker 15 (51:37):
And Cuban just you know, bless him he is. He's
one of those guys where he's so authentic. Yeah, you
know what I mean, he's brilliant what he's Yeah, he's
brilliant of what he does. I don't know if he
had anything to do with the trade, because he obviously
sold the team.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Well he immediately said he had nothing. Luca didn't even know.
They didn't even give it. He still doesn't know. Yeah,
it's a little awkward.
Speaker 6 (52:02):
So what you interviewed him for your podcast That's how.
Speaker 15 (52:06):
You live in j Pivens and I said to him,
I said, Mark, listen, I played the douchebag on television.
I played Ari Gold. You're an actual douchebag.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
And he goes, I'm the best, baby, I'm the best
aund like something.
Speaker 15 (52:19):
He'd say, yeah, because I knew that he would. He
would own it in the way that he's just great
at what he does. You know what I mean, He's
a great businessman. He speaks the truth.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
As he knows it. He's very authentic and we love him. Okay,
tell me about working with Gary Busey, because that boy
is way left of say, hey man, I'm going to
miss your smell.
Speaker 15 (52:40):
Like that's what he said to me, Like, by the way,
and I'm not making this sound like I'm making it up.
So we're filming and as I told you, when I
played our gold, it's word for word. I had to
get it all right, and it was my honor and
the words were brilliant. But as we were filming with
Gary Busey, the sun is going down and it's literally
it's just you can a tiny little sliver, and because
(53:02):
we're on location on the beach, and I could tell,
we got one take. And so it was my dream
because I love to improvise and Gary, I don't think
he had read the script because no matter what I
would say to him, he would.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Just say wild stuff. Yeah, hey man, you're gonna spin
off this planet baby, oh man, look at that.
Speaker 15 (53:19):
Everyone's barking listen, And so I just went, okay, let's go.
So I just started improvising with him, and they had
to use it because we only had one take.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
So thank thank you, Gary Busey, Well, Gary Busey. We
had him in the studio one time and I happened
to mention the movie Lethal Weapon where he was mister
Joshua okay, and he said, I'll be right back. He said,
what the hell is he doing? He came back with
a cigarette lighter and held it over his hand like
he did in the movie. Remember that. Yes, he really
(53:50):
did it. And I'm saying, this boy ain't right.
Speaker 15 (53:52):
He's method. He's a method actor. He's still in character
apparently from Buddy Holly. He can't he won't leave character.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
I love it. That's fantastic.
Speaker 10 (54:02):
Now, that's why you should always wear a helmet when
you're on a motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
God bless him, bless him.
Speaker 15 (54:06):
But that's what I want to talk about at the
improv is that people think that I am are a
gold and so I'm going to unpack that. It's really
fun because selfishly, I can let them know who I
am and we can have a laugh because we all
need to laugh.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Right now. Not a lot's making sense. What's your beef
with the rock in your standard? I have no beef
with the Rock.
Speaker 15 (54:24):
I just you know, it's just funny to me that
He's the highest paid actor in the world and never
taken an act And I think that's adorable. And you know,
I've been studying since I was eight years old, and
I'm going to be playing the rusty Chuco bucket for
eleven dollars.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Nothing really next to a David Busters. Nothing makes sense.
Rock had he'd been acting because he was in wrestling. Yes, Oh,
isn't he adorable? I love it? No, No, he's great.
Speaker 15 (54:51):
He's great, and he's one of these guys will always
land on his feet somewhere. He'll just keep going.
Speaker 6 (54:56):
You're not just doing the stand up.
Speaker 10 (54:57):
You also have a movie, The Performance with that which
I believe your mom handed you the script and said
you'd be perfect for this.
Speaker 15 (55:04):
Well, my mother was a voracious reader and she was
reading the New Yorker and there was a short story
called The Performance and she's handed it to me and said,
this is a great role for you. And you have
to understand my family. People are like, how long you've
been in the business. My family they have a theater
in Chicago. All the kids are on scholarship. I jump
up on stage with John Cusic at eight years old.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
We love what we do.
Speaker 15 (55:26):
There was never any business to it, you know what
I mean. It was just kind of we love to
perform where artists, and that's what we do. When I
took this short story and my sister adapted it and
she directed it, and it's the best work of my life.
And the reviews have said that. They've said, look, this
is a career defining performance. And every year I tried
to get the money, they said no, because no one
(55:46):
wants to make a period piece it's an indie piece
because they're expensive, they're not cheap. And so it took me,
you know, almost twelve years to make it, and I
just every year, I just kept tap dancing until I
got beat and they every year they said no, I
got better until I was finally good enough. And you know,
it's just like if if you don't give up, you're
(56:08):
gonna win. You'll just tire them all out.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (56:11):
And that movie opens February twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
I can Harley wait, okay, awesome. I gotta ask, what
what is the Seinfeld story about your audition? What hell
was at?
Speaker 15 (56:22):
You know, I'm just out of college and I'm on
the Larry Sanders Show with Gary Shandling in the parking
lot and Mark Hirschfeld, who casts Seinfeld. By the way,
I'm living in a pool house because I'm in my
mind I'm still a broke Chicago actor. I don't realize.
I'm honest, I'm on a show.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (56:38):
So I'm still in the pool house. So you got
some money coming. I got some money coming, but I
don't even put it all together. And Mark Hirschfeld comes
up and he goes, you know, I'm casting the show Seinfeld.
I'd never seen it because I don't have a TV
because I'm living in the pool house. And he goes,
would you audition to play George? And you know I'm
a stage actor. Yeah, yes, audition, Yeah, let's go. So
I read the script and I realized, well, yeah, I'm
(57:00):
Jason Alexander. I met him in the parking lot. He's awesome. Okay,
so Jason plays his character. Okay, I've never seen the show,
but apparently I'm playing George Costanzo.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (57:11):
So I just went in there and did my best,
you know, Jason Alexander because I had met him and
talked to him and he had kind of and they
thought I was a huge fan of the show. And
I got cast in the role, and I did the
show having never seen the show, and it was almost
better because I just got to hang out with these guys.
I didn't realize they were the Beatles. I didn't realize
(57:31):
it was the biggest show in the history of television.
I had a great time and made eleven dollars.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Well, we had Jerry Seinfeld in the studio one time,
and he was a complete jerk. He was a real dick.
He really was, huh, And I tried to get some
comedy out of him, but he just wouldn't do it.
Speaker 12 (57:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I have to say I had the opposite experience. Yeah. See,
he's probably a great guy. He just didn't like us
for some reason.
Speaker 15 (57:57):
Well, here's one thing I'm gonna leave you with. It's
not that he didn't like you, because it has nothing
to do with us. This is going to sound like
a crazy ted talk. He was probably the reality is,
you know, he's been doing stand up for over fifty
years and he was on the road and he was probably,
you know, didn't get get enough sleep, and he just
took it out on you.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Who knows what it is.
Speaker 15 (58:16):
But I ran into him and I just I picked
his brain and my God. This is a great thing
about me doing stand up is I can talk to
the greats and they just give me the keys to
the kingdom. And I said, how do you deal with
these protesters? You know, He's in the middle of his
set and he's protesters come on and he deals with
them flawlessly. They're doing you know, free Palestine in the
(58:37):
middle of his set, and he goes and he said
to them, He goes, you.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
See, we want the same thing. We both want to
do well. You're not doing well. You see me, I'm
doing well. I do want to be like me. I
can hear him saying that right now exactly. So I
was like, how do you do that?
Speaker 15 (58:55):
Like someone is, forgive my language, cock blocking you, and
you somehow navigated perfectly, and he just you know, That's
one of the great things about stand up for me
is yes, I've only been on the road for ten years,
which to a comic is like, ah, you're a baby,
and I've been on stage since I was eight years old.
I get to talk to guys like Chappelle and Seinfeld
(59:16):
and just kind of listen to them and take it
all in so that when you come to see me,
watch this transition at the Improv. At the Arlington Improv,
you're going to see a guy that feels like he's
been doing it for half a century.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
I'm looking forward to it. I am gonna come see
you this weekend at the Arlington Improv.
Speaker 15 (59:34):
If they mention you, guys, we get we look at
him a pre meet and greet anyone and everyone, and
we'll hang out. We'll take pictures and then when you
speak about me, you have to speak well.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
Of course I will. We were speaking well even when
we knew you were gonna be late. Well because he
called in to say yes exactly. Yeah, thank you for
taking my call. Absolutely, Jeremy Pittman, Thank you guys. Thank
me coming man. We'll see I'll see this weekend, Okay,
And I'll close out with this for him, Dallas. What
(01:00:09):
was classic rock lone Star ninety two five? You know
what it is? Friday Eve weekend starts tomorrow. I know,
you know, And since Jeremy Piven was in earlier, I
kind of felt like today was Friday. Well yeah, because
we usually have comics in on Friday. Yeah, but tomorrow
we have a big tailgate posts oh yeah, our super
(01:00:29):
Bowl tailgate party, which could get out of hand to
talk to Fox for as Mike Doosey. He's going to
be here and we'll give a call, or he'll call us.
Chuck Cooperstein, the voice of the Mavericks. I want to
see what he feels about this Luca trade.
Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
Yeah, if he's been hearing these conspiracy theories about why
it happened as well. Yeah, he works for the MAVs though, Yeah,
so sure, he's kind of limited in what he can
and can say.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
He can't bad mouth them too much.
Speaker 10 (01:00:55):
No, I get it, I get it all right, let's
talk time wasters up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
The original lineup of Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Osborne, Tony Iomi, Geezer,
Butler and Bill Ward are all reuniting for one more show.
Back to the Beginning is an all day festival set
for July fifth in the band's.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Hometown of Birmingham, Birmingham, England.
Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Now.
Speaker 10 (01:01:19):
The show is also going to feature a solo set
by Ozzie, plus sets from Metallica, Pantera and many more.
All profits from the festival are gonna go to charities
in England, including a charity to cure Parkinson's And if
you plan on going and you hope to get Ozzy's oddographed,
just know, he says he's not a big fan of
signing autographs.
Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
And if I've got the time, old so so if
you know, But I'm kind of somewhat parama.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I just said to you in the.
Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
Last year there's some tack, some really spicy people, and
not all of them faining Dallas has been hounding me for.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Years, mumbling Azzy, we love to hear. In fact, I'm
played again if.
Speaker 9 (01:02:01):
I've got the time, al So sorry if I'm kind
of somewhat par because I just said to you in
the last year, there's some attack, some really spicy people, and.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Not all of them playing Dallas for years. Ah, that's
the Ozzy I want to hear.
Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
We have all the info for the Back to the
Beginning festival up on our page. Our own JFK held
a private screening of the led Zeppelin documentary Becoming led
Zeppelin on Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
He said it was awesome. Well, now we hear that.
Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Before Jimmy Page agreed to an official led Zeppelin documentary,
he made sure filmmaker Bernard McMahon did his homework. McMahon
tells The Guardian that during his first meeting with Jimmy Page,
the guitarists invited him to Payingborn, a village in England
where he used to have a boat house that the
band would rehearse in, and a good thing that the
(01:02:55):
director accepted the invitation because apparently if he hadn't, Jimmy
Page said he wouldn't have given the green light to
the documentary.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
He wanted to see just how committed this guy was becoming.
Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
Led Zeppelin will open in Imax theaters tomorrow, followed by
theaters nationwide on February fourteenth, Ballentine's Day. If you missed it, yesterday,
we talked about Elton John's new song, the title track
from the upcoming album Who Believes In Angels.
Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
We have that song up on our page if you
want to check it out.
Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
And following the release of the song, Elton revealed all
the details about the new album, which is in collaboration
with Brandy Carlisle. It was recorded apparently in twenty days
back in October of twenty twenty three, and it's going
to be out April fourth. Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins
launched the Magnificent Others podcast with an hour and twenty
(01:03:47):
five minute interview with Gene Simmons of Kiss and we
have that up for you. Paul Stanley, by the way,
is the first guest on Richard Marx's podcast Stories to Tell.
Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Yes, everyone has a.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Podcast his day, even Jeremy Piven. Yes podcast.
Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
And finally, if you are one of those people who
likes to watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials,
we have an inside peek at some of the big
ones set to air during the Big Game. Reeses is
promoting their lava candy, Ben Affleck's new Duncan commercial, and
Chiefs coach Andy Reid is in a sketcher spot where
he says he's a hand model.
Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Plus many, many more.
Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
We have those up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I think that was a take one thing. Yeah, maybe
Dallas Horors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. As
we come to the end of another broadcast day on
this piss and shelf, thank you for tuning in. Thanks
to Jeremy Pavin for stopping.
Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
By absolutely two shows Tomorrow night and two shows Saturday
at the Arlington improv.
Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I think I'm gonna have to go check it out.
Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Me too, A great guy.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Okay, Uh. Coming up next is our after show decompression session.
And if you listened yesterday, you know I revealed way
too much and way too much some great stories and
I like they're all true. Every story I told you
is absolutely true. And if you want to hear some
more of that crap, tuned in to the after show
(01:05:23):
Decompression session on our Facebook page. All right, oh, a
special thanks to Jenny Miles taking care of business while
Al was gone. Now you are more than welcome to
come in tomorrow because we're gonna have food from Barluna.
Hey you just said tild Yeah, that's all I need
to know. And there that's it. That's I don't care
(01:05:45):
what time tailgate I'm there Tailgate. Yeah, especially when food
is mentioned as well. Yeah, So make sure you don't
oversleep tomorrow because you're gonna miss all the fun and
excitement if you do. And of course I'll have some
more Super Bowl facts that you probably didn't know Fox
Or As Mike Deosey's gonna be here, we'll talk to
(01:06:07):
Chuck Cooperstein about this man trading Luca, which still sticks
in my craw.
Speaker 10 (01:06:13):
Just to tag and we'll have another edition of Hey Anna,
what's happening? Because there's a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
That always is a lot going on. That's why it's
so much fun living in this part of the state.
Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Very true.
Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I'm sure Houston has things going on and Austin has
things going on, but not as much fun as we
have up in Europe, don't you know him up in
her get out the ways? All right, school, we'll see
on the after show and we'll see on the show
enough show tomorrow and you know the wheels will come
(01:06:45):
off early because it's fried day. So without further adodo,
let's get into the after show decompression session. Figure around
and make sure you don't oversleep tomorrow because you're gonna
miss all the fun. You won't get any of the
food that we have, but you can at least hear
(01:07:05):
us chew it. Okay, okay, all right, So we'll see
you tomorrow and we'll see on the appishoe decompression. Second,
y'all all ready we're ready, ready or not? Here we
go one more times
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