The Greatest Elf on the Shelf Interview of All Time!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chrissy and I need a favour. So, Chrissy and I
don't have kids and we're like, do you think a
child could come on, a kid could come on explain
to us like, is it Elf on the Shelf season?
It's December 1st, I know that.
And like, and what does that even mean? Like, what
does it all mean? So, what did you find here, Chrissy? So,

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I found a team, two sisters. Felipa's 10. Felipa, Are
you there? Hi. How are you? Good. And you? Very well.
Thank you so much. Uh, Felipa. Do you have a sister?
And what is her name? Uh, Felicia. She's right here. Hi, Felicia.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Felipa and Felicia. That rules!

Speaker 2 (00:36):
And Felicia, you're how old? 7. Perfect. That's the right age.
That's exactly what we need.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Ok. Does Elf on the shelf? Do, does that start today?
And what does that
mean?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So, our Elf comes through a magical door and he
left us some presents today.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
What?
Yeah. Where was this, Elf?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It was by our Christmas tree. I see.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Do elves have names? Yeah,

Speaker 2 (01:00):
it's

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Dingle. Well, Dingle is a hilarious word. Ok. Dingle. You
know that there's a real place in the world called Dingle. Really? Yeah.
And it's awesome.
You go there and you go, I'm in Dingle and
then you leave laughing. Oh, yeah, it's the best. All right. So.... He,

Speaker 2 (01:21):
he's very mean and naughty

Speaker 1 (01:23):
boy. He's a naughty elf. He's always like up to stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. So what, what
would make your dingle naughty?
He makes, he poops chocolate chips.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
This, this Dingle character's pooping all over the place, Chrissy.
But in a

Speaker 2 (01:43):
good way!

Speaker 1 (01:48):
It must be quite the humorous situation I imagine.
This is so much fun. Ok. Now question. So Dingle
came through the magical door, pooed all over, then gave
presents and then is that it like, is that is
so it's like just today,

Speaker 2 (02:05):
every

Speaker 1 (02:06):
day,

Speaker 2 (02:06):
every day, something happens to him? Every day, something happens
with him. Do you have to do anything for Dingle?
Um Yeah, we have to be good. Right. Ok. Yeah,
that would be number one for me. Right. Because Dingle
is almost like Santa's agent. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Reports back. Right.
You can't touch him. Oh, that is absolute news. We

(02:29):
have to pick him up with tongs.
Ok. And then, so what, what
I think his Magic will leave.
They have to

Speaker 1 (02:42):
pick up with Tongs.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Who's
picking Dingle up with Tongs, who in your family specifically? My mom and me.
And what else are you picking up with Tongs? Poo!
What else would you use those tongs for? Poo! Oh, to put him on th shelf.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm enjoying this immensely. he got in the carbonated water one time.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
He got in
the carbonated water!!!
I

Speaker 1 (03:15):
don't

Speaker 2 (03:15):
even know what's going
on. Like, Perrier? and he leaves on Christmas, like, the
night of Christmas, he leaves forever.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I feel like all of a sudden mom's very happy. Right. Like, sure,
it's sad to see him go. But for some reason
your mom's happy. You think that's true? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
She doesn't have to clean up after her. Right.
Yeah.
She, she's very funny. She, she always sends us notes
with humour. Who does? Um, Jingles does.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'll be honest, I've been calling this elf Dingle. Is
it jingle? Yeah. Jingle.
Remember, remember when I was telling you to go
visit Dingle. Still do that. You don't have to now.
Still do that by the way. Now it's just been
brought to my attention.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bingle!

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You ladies are so good.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, listen, call us anytime with updates and uh yeah,
that was amazing.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Hm.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Say whatever mom's whispering. You gotta, you have to.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
We are fans.
We love to listen to you guys. Well that's adorable. Her words, her words. Yep, that's from the heart! Thanks so much, ladies. You're so cute. Yeah,

Speaker 1 (04:51):
thank you and have a great day.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
You too. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
No one was gonna step in on Dingle eh? I
didn't catch it at first.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I didn't know either. The combined IQ in this room
is not
good.