Does Grok like Ketamine - THU 7.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bro, it's my fault you're hearing this so or you
can give me credit if you want.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Dude, Chuck Berry was some of the greatest music ever recorded,
one of the weirdest sex tapes ever made, and one
of the greatest reactions to Yoko Ono. How many sex
tapes have you seen of Chuck Berry's or just all
of them? Like five? Have you seen? Have you seen
a hafit dos on sex tapes? Celebrity sex tapes? I've
seen a lot. I mean I've seen clips.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I've seen Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashi, Yah, sure, yeah, Tommy
Chuke Berry, Chuck Berry, all right, that's story Tommy Lee
and Pam Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, that's four. I'm sure I could think of another
one if I tried.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
And it's the weirdest of all the sex tapes you've
ever seen, is what you said?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Are you not aware of the story of Chuck Berry's
sex tape? It's pretty weird.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I just wondered, you know, like he was asking, you
have a lot of sex tapes in your library.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I think I've seen all the celebrity sex tapes, but
I will say this about Chuck Berry's. Even though it
was weird, it's still he's still a victim. The government
went into his house because he was behind on his
taxes or something, and they rifled through his safe and
they took VHS tapes out of it, and the VHS
tapes depicted him parents with kids in the car. I'm

(01:12):
just telling you the news. Sorry, I apologize. They were
him with professional women, ladies of the night, the oldest profession,
were told, and he had a weird kink. He like,
how do I like? He liked to fart in their face,
which is just I know, it's a weird. It is.

(01:35):
It's harmless unless you get pink eye, and yeah, maybe
harmless to the farteur, but not the farkey. Everybody always
thinks like, oh I'm kinky, I'm salacious, and then you
meet someone that really is and you're like, oh man,
I'm so boring. I always thought I was interesting. No,
not like, not even close, not even close. I'm sure
we all have a kink.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Some of them probably aren't really considered kinks anymore by
modern day standards, right.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I used to think lingerie was a thigh highs.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You know, it's probably not a good idea to compare
yourself to others. In that department, if you will, especially
not as far as I'll take it, especially not Chuck Berry.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You will never be as talented or as weird as
your favorite musician.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
And why is it we're talking about Chuck Berry all
of a sudden, I don't get.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It, billyd We were just playing his music like ninety
seconds ago now, and that was a John Travolta, no
pulp fiction song. John Travolta never sang that song he
danced to.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, all right, he danced to it is still in
pulp fiction. I know that, Billy had Are you okay?
You've been doing this all morning, buddy weird. The reason
that I even brought that song up in the break
is because earlier, when we were talking about Bill Clinton
sending our young men and women to war to disguise
the fact that it was, you know, having a little

(02:50):
run in with an intern, he launched rockets to cover
up the fact that he launched rockets. Yeah, you said
it was when I was a teenager. And when I
heard when I was a teenager, I thought of that song.
And everybody thinks it's called se Leve, The song is
actually called you Never.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Can Tell, You Never Can't Tell? And it's like it.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Was a teenage wedding and the folks from well this Pierre,
they bring up here this guy.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You can see that Pierre. So he's a French guy. Yeah,
and guess where they got married? Where did they get married?
And New Orleans Doland I love that. You know, this
was on an album called from Saint Louis to Liverpool
because back in those days those cities mattered to somebody.
You know, he only had one number one head. I
know we're explaining the obvious stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, when I was a little baby boy, grandmother bought
me a cute little toy, silver bells hanging on a stream.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, was it? Told me it was my dingling? Tell
me your dingling. It is kind of a tragedy. Look,
racism is a real thing. And back in the day
they used to rig the Billboard Music charts. Does anyone
actually think this was Chuck Berry's only number one song?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, according to the charts, according to the well according
was it his best? No, there's no way this was
his only number one song. He was incredibly popular, he
was white.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
People liked it. I actually agree with that point. I was.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think once upon a time, people you know, you
know how y'all are. Chuck Berry had big hits, like
have you ever heard the song Johnny Be Good? There
was a time in America when you could not avoid
the song Johnny Be Good, and yet somehow it wasn't
the number one song. I think that was originally Michael J.
Fox song. You're you're not paying attention?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
E Van Halen? You're not gonna you guys might not
be ready for this one, but your kids are gonna
love it. Oh yeah, that's how I feel when I
put on my eight cylinder Hemi engine. Since that Calvin
Klein that said that that's correct of us coming. There's
a lot of inside jokes here that are the Zoomers
are not going to understand this segment at all. But
that's okay, Zoomers.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Our radio show gives you a good opportunity does look
things up. And here's yesterday you talked about emails being
demonstrative of how old someone was. Right, Yeah, if you've
just got like it's just your name Ken Webster at
you know what Gmail?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Sure? The fact that you got that without having to
put a hyphen.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Or number period or kin Webster three or whatever, that
means you must be old.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, because you got there first, you got it early.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
And of course if you still have like at AOL,
remember those, then you're really old.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
All right, here's a new way to a new metric
for that. What do you use to look when you
want to look up a fact on the internet? What
do you use? A computer? Obviously? No, he's correct, No
more a mess with the more. I won't do. It's
just fun. I can't even tell if you're kidding anymore.
I'm mister Kenneth, mister Kenneth. What do you use when
you want to look up a factor? Obviously a search

(06:07):
engine of some kind. I don't know if you want
to name the particular company. Okay, sure, Google the the AltaVista,
Google is the monkey one Duck duck go, yeah, that
one being one of those. Okay, So that's a generational
thing because now people are starting to use AI. But actually,
but zoomers actually use social media to look things up.

(06:29):
How do you get on AI? Well, you got to
have either chat, GPT or CROC. I will tell you.
I've only recently been doing this, but it's kind of like,
you know, when you first figured out instead of sticking
the card in to pay for something you could just
swipe it over. That was a bold move there.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
We went from you know, insertion to just waving it
over the machine.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
And once you figured out you could do that, you
were annoyed on those occasions when you couldn't do it.
Can't believe I have to stick this card in. Okay,
That's how I am now with Groc. If I want
to look something up, I just I can't. I don't
want to ask anyone except for Groc. Groc's so good
at answering questions for me, and sometimes things I don't
even need to look up. I'm obsessed with it. I
don't know if the it's like a slot machine or something.

(07:11):
I just can't stop.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Does it have bells and whistles? Because that's addictive? Kroc
will actually mean, oh I want that.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Groc will do this thing where I'll ask it a
question about something concerning that upsets me, whatever it may be,
world politics, geopolitics, mental health, health related to whatever, and
it'll it'll answer the question in a pleasant, funny manner
that actually makes me feel better about it, rather than
just seeing links on a screen. It's a different website.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
If it makes you feel better that's what brings you
back for more. See, they got that addiction thing exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
And after that occurred to me that that's what it
was doing to me, I was like, huh, by by
giving me a more pleasant experience and me being as
you know, I'm very skeptical of everything. Yeah, exactly. I'm
not a conservative or a libertarian or a Republican or
I'm really katrarian. That's my politics, contrarian politics. And once

(08:06):
I was aware of the fact that GROC was doing this,
now I'm skeptical of GROC, even though I love it,
and I don't trust anyone else. Well, of course, right
you trust Grock or is it which one? Groc? Well
about Jack JPT? Well, I don't. You don't like that one.
GROC was created because Chat GPT had a liberal bias.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Remember you probably asked GROC one time if chet GPT
was any good, and it probably should check GPT sucks.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well, that didn't happen, but for sake of conversation, I'll
pretended that they would. I will tell you this. GROC
does have some biases though, because on this radio show
we joke sometimes about the new drug trends people are into,
and I will tell you, even though we've joked about it,
I do not recommend people use ketamine. Right, but weirdly,
if you ask, okay, right, if you ask Groc about ketamine,

(08:51):
a drug that Elon Musk openly admits he regularly uses,
Groc does not, at least this was my experience with it.
It does not warn you that I'll be careful with
that it's a street drug, that it's a cat tranquilizer.
People cook it up and snort it and they're like, no,
it's fine, are you. I told it once that I
was doing ketamine with my dog, which wasn't true, and

(09:11):
the app and then just jokingly to see what Grok
would say, and it was like, oh are you and
are you and your dog having some chill vibes? I
was like, that's a weird response. Wait, what shouldn't you
tell me to get to a veterinarian or a doctor
or something. It was huh. And I started showing it
to my friends. I was like, how bizarre, weird? Don't
give ketamine to your dog. Yeah, it's a cat tranquilizer.

(09:32):
Give it to your cat. No, no, Billy, don't don't
get out. Oh no, I'm misunderstood, unhinged, hinged, hinge, sunhinge.
This is the Walton and Johnson show. Harp on this
all day.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I know we have other things to talk about, sure,
but the song that's stuck in my head now, you know,
the teenage wedding.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
You know, can tell Chuck Barry.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Wrote that song while he was in prison for what
we just talked about earlier, the tax stuff. And man,
have you ever seen the video of him? I know
we've talked about this on the air before. He's he's
performing on live TV with John Lennon. It's John Lennon
and Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry, I think, one of John
Lennon's heroes. Obviously, Chuck Berry has nothing but respect for

(10:14):
the Beatles because he gets it. So they're all playing
together live on TV during the Yoko Ono era of
John Lennon.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Not good. So Yoko gets to be on a microphone,
oh geez, and they're all playing, you know, just perfect
classic rock, blues inspired, just as you would expect it
to be. You see how similar John Lennon and Chuck
Berry actually are, even though it's such different backgrounds, right,
and then all of a sudden, that's it. That's it,
and then all of a sudden, Yoko Ono decides she's

(10:45):
gonna jam with him, so she does that thing. I'm
gonna I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
It, okay, but it's sounds like a dying animal hit
by a car on the side of the road or something.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Musically, what I'm about to do is the only thing
Yoko Ono does. If you her perform live, and I've
seen her perform live, I've been at a music festival,
this is what she does. She goes, m I know
it's not pleasant. Yeah, no, not at all. As she
starts doing that into the microphone. You see the look
on Chuck Berry's face, horrified. John Lenny doesn't like Blake.

(11:20):
He's heard it before.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Sure, he thinks it's cool. He's like, oh, that's the
new sound man. But he stayed with her. That's the
crazy part.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Something about the Punani is the voodoo. It's the voodoo.
Well what else could it be? What could make a
musical genius decide to take the thing that's made him
a global timeless legend and defecate all over it. What
in what other world would this? Yeah, I get it.
This is why we Catholics don't allow our religious leaders

(11:50):
to date, because we don't want you to have some
woman you're sleeping with come in and tell us how
to redefine the Bible or something. No, no, no, yeah,
we figured out a long time ago women don't tell
stories correctly, right, so the last thing we want them
doing is screwing up the Bible.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
No offense, Lord, No, don't get them in messing with
the Bible.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
And we love you women, we really do. You know,
you're great and everything. Speaking of you know, men and
women don't always look they look at the same thing
completely differently. You think you know that old expression, men
are for mars, women are absolutely batsuper crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I know it.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Will Well, we've just seen that play out in real
time with Gail King and William Shatterer. Why are you
so gay for space? You, Walton and John I get it.
I think I get it. Gay for space. Yeah, it's
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(13:15):
we're on private space country. Okay, all right. Today's news
story involves Oprah's your friend. What is she exactly? Parah Moore?
I don't know we Oprah, Yeah, I don't know what exactly.
They have a weird relationship. Scissor sisters. They're scissoring, yeah,
hot scissoring action. But this doesn't involve Gail King in Oprah.

(13:36):
Today's new story involves Gail King and the shat William Shantner.
That's what they call him. It's just a nickname, that's
all sure. Exactly. So Gail King is freaking out, absolutely
losing her mind over going into space next week on
Blue Origins eleventh human flight. And it's kind of William
Shanner's fault.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Uh, what if she's scared to go? This is one
of the things where she she nervous and now she's scared,
and they say no, you have to go.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, No, she's not being forced to.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
If she's nervous, I'm scared, then why don't she just
say I don't want to do it?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
You know, Historically, when a white guy like Jeff Bezos
force is a black woman, that's what I'm worried about.
To get inside of a little traveling you know, that
would not that would not be good. It's my point, right, yeah,
but that's not the case here. Now. Gil King is
supposed to get in a little spaceship with Katie Perry
Lauren Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
That's the Uh oh yeah, who's she married to? Jeff
Bezos Well, he owns the company, so she gets to
go for free probably, And then uh some people you
never heard of before? Are you?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Shabau carry Anne Flann. I don't know who any of
these other chicks are. And they're all going to go
out to space together. It's all just like a girl party.
All the girls got together and decided let's go to
Bay Are there. Marguerite is there, and I think it's
not gonna want to stay long? No, I hear you.
Well they're not staying long, are they? Well, it's not
a long tread. But I still worry if they'll be
safe because you know what if they all start to menstruate,

(15:03):
I mean they could get attacked by bears. Oh my god,
you're so right.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
And you know they said if it don't kill you,
it makes you stronger, except for bears.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, I just kill you. So she's scared of getting
on this Blue Origin space flight. Now William Shanner did
it four years ago when he was ninety, which means
he's now ninety four exactly, or did, and so she
had him on CBS Mornings, which is her talk show.
I'm told we don't watch it. Yeah, and he's probably
not the guy to help you quell your fears, so

(15:30):
to speak. You're gonna feel it, Gail, and I don't
want you to wear that dress. Is just the color
of blood. What okay, we don't want any blood, Gail.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
The g forces that are gonna be on you. You're
gonna feel like I'm gonna die, but you're not gonna
diec Gail, Gail, say a mantra. Do a mantra like
say price Line. Hydrogen was being poured into the ship
and the Hindenburg had burned with hydrogen and I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
That's frightening girl.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Twin the time you leave your bed and get to
the ship and go up in the air and then
come back down and deal with the press a long time.
There are no bathroom facilities, So they're going to give
you diapers.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, No, they gave you diapers, Yeah, because you were
ninety I don't think most people get diapers.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
So when it goes to space, it gets about what
eight feet into space, right, and then it just drops
back down to Earth. That's correct, that's all it knows. Yeah,
you're not in it very long. You don't unless you
know they want to get up there and stay for
nine ten months.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh no, no, that's only if Boeing delivers you. Oh
that's right. Yeah, that was a different space white all
together there. Yeah. As much as I may not agree
with William Shatner's politics, I still like William Shatner. Don't
you love how he's ninety four and he hasn't changed
since before Boston Legal. He's still the same guy.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
He's always been an over actor. I mean, he just
that's his thing. He over acts over the mounts. It's
everything is dramatic. Did why stop now? I mean That's
been his way of doing things his entire career.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Have you ever heard his rendition of Rocketman? I have
last night pretty flight zero hour, and I'm gonna be okay,
do you by Haywood Harvest? See that right there, that's
an eight cylinder Hemi engine synthesizer that they're playing in
the background. Got a four barrel carbon dual Exalt. That's it. Yeah,

(17:31):
I need that. I need that. I just found out
that existed earlier this morning. An automotive synthesizer. Dude, I
never seen anything like it before. They made a synthesizer
out of a car engine. How much is it? Several
thousand dollars? Is it any different than normal ones?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Probably not? And yet I now I have Now I
want that more than the corvette. Uh oh, And I
know I won't kill me. I know.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
A vet pulled up next to me yesterday in traffic
as I was leaving the radio station.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Is a convertible? You were thinking convertible? Right? I mean,
obviously obviously that's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I mean, you know, if you really want to get
the girls, and that's what the vets were, then you
want to get convertible, and you get the really good
women that way.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's what I hear, they're really good. Okay, I don't have.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
To settle for fives and sixes. If you get a convertible,
you get a saw in six and a half solid seven. Maybe.
So this vet pulled up next to me in traffic.
I didn't know what it was. I thought it was
one of those fancy Italian sports cars that cost like
three hundred thousand dollars. I said, you know, that looks
like Kenny Webster right there. You should do that.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Do what? Get a convertible vet? But does it even
have a synthesizer built into it? You have twenty of them,
take one out, but I don't have one. I don't
have one with a Hemi engine in it. You get it.
It's got a Hemi engine and it's one of the other.
It ain't both. You either got to go with the
vet or to the synthesize them. You get that. I
work in radio. Why are you so gay for space? Oh?

(18:58):
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