Honestly Smartless
Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are two hot messes with PhDs in pop culture, bad decisions, and oversharing. Sometimes smart, always hilarious, they dive into relationships, shopping addictions, and the absurdity of modern life with unfiltered honesty and zero shame. Tune in each week for rants, revelations, and more TMI than you ever asked for.
Episodes
Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.
Bits and Clips
00:00 Quick catch up
02:13 Dating disaster strikes again
05:12 Pickleball and prayers
06:57 We are the epitome of health
11:07 Low hanging lips
15:59 Pretty privilege
27:10 Never to late to grow up
33:56 Brother hater
4...
Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song.
Bits and Clips
00:00 We finally got a Labubu!
02:55 Epic weekend adventures
05:31 Rolling on 22s
08:24 Bert Kreischer
14:05 Shenanigans
16:19 Manifesting our new jobs
19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her
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Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it.
Bits and Clips
02:04 Botched Botox
06:59 Hair extensions are not free
09:03 Ironman prank
12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral?
18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not??
23:43 Get off instagram
30:13 30+ birthdays are sad
31:01 Cance...
Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.
Clips and Bits
02:38 John Cena in yoga class
05:08 Kicked in the taint
07:50 Men love bombing themselves
10:56 Identifying as Single
16:27 Lululemon and girl math
22:14 Social Media stuff
25:19 Quadrobics
29:35 Humping centaur
32:56 We eat food sometimes
34:59 2 ...
A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.
Clips and Bits
00:00 Ned the Snail
05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk
09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker
14:58 Celebs being dumb
20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack
32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball
34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends
41:...
Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms.
Bits and Clips
00:00 Llama costume contest
02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back
03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk
06:31 Exposing our diaries
07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride
10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls
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Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.
Bits & Clips
00:00 Our origin story
07:26 Personal development is dead
09:03 Gluten detective
12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders
15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor
18:05 Confidence boost
20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date
24:26 Shrek...
Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.
Bits
00:00 Chicken and a mop
05:03 Buying our happiness
07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements
11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads?
22:50 Free the taint
31:13 We are like, really mature
33:58 Sober cel...
Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.
Highlights
00:00 Lettuce dog
05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target
08:04 22'' rims or bust
11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights
13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding
26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new bo...
Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us?
00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi
03:02 NPR Poems
7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped
17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home
22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan
25:39 Partying with the youth
35:42 ESPN - you want us and K...
WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today.
0:00 Curry Seagull
04:28 SKIMS face contraption
07:15 Gym Girlies Friends
12:58 Feeling Perfect Today
19:05 Bathroom Talk
27:03 Life Changes and Happiness
27:53 No more Downsy?
29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age
32:17 Teens should be messing around more
34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4...
Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.
00:00 Shotguns and Lions
03:56 Nipple Clamps
07:01 Hunting Wives Recap
08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors
29:50 Hair Care Show Down
36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club
39:32 Ball Sac Razors
44:46 Should women be Uber drivers?
S...
Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.
01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky
04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters
06:21 Thoughts on Cheating
07:57 Left Shoes Revenge
10:37 Lat Marriage
13:54 Gym Class Trauma
15:59 Quitting Pickleball?
17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us
21:...
Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.
00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call
02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal
04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer
05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements
08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster
14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer
20:11 Losing Virginity
22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People
24:...
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.
Chapters
02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies
05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread
08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out
11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan
16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission
19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Ot...
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball.
Chapters
00:35 Orca Sensual Massage
01:54 $400 Swimsuit
03:52 Pickleball Smut
07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers
10:30 The R Word is Back
16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments
18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real
21:25 Skinny ...
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics.
01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car
01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissist
07:08 Opera is fo...
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!
Chapters
00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused
02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra
05:09 Talking Dogs
08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler
10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini
14:08 Vacation Sex
16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future.
Chapters
00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us)
02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage
05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies
08:23 – Clubbing, Chaos...
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate.
00:00 – Japanese fairy
01:09 – Night creams are a scam
04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong
08:39 – Unhinged dating stories
13:58 – Hot Autism Summer
20:51 – Chili's is back?
23:22 – AI ads know us too well
24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire
25:29 – Oz...
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