Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha!
More on Keelz car gathering
Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine.
Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing
Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy.
Trevs Love List
Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life.
Shit hats.
Jocks are optional.
Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, another level. Probably not a good o...
Update on Garz’ Hamscapades
Festy communal swimming holes.
No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage.
Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products.
Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks.
Old manning the kids slang.
<...Merry Tinsmas!!
Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics
Drone shows are not fireworks.
We were wrong about E-Scooters
Snarting; now you know that’s a thing.
Christmas staples to roadhouse staples
Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food.
We need you to start bullying sponsors for us.
Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs.
Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us ...
The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots).
A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused ...
Garz has been Eurotrippin
Bit of listener feedback
Australia post is trying to start shit
Go fast smoker bits,
Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag
Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old
Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin
Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings.
Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey
Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you f...
Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath.
Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness.
Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years.
Rich people get no sympathy.
Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death.
Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers.
If you’re old, jam something betwe...
Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out.
In this first instalment:
Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like
Banh Mi – All about the bread. Nobody wants bunnings mouth
Bunn...
Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination
Warroora Wrap up
Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about.
Anal probing is imminent – the lads have checked with an actua...
Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times.
In this one........
Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix?
Human zoo – People arguing about cartoons, getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you.
5 minute life hack videos are only hacking your time. But aggravating people is...
FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs.
2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions
Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons
Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify?
Domestic dunny dramas
Blind curiousity.
Looooootta talk about Rocky Ridge Brewing; we dip ou...
Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes
Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours
Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing
More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like.
Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future.
Giving Garz Shit about his g...
Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into;
Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people
Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list
Burger Dimensions and what’s with dunkin em in stuff??!!
Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so we’re renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burgers and Taco liners
Mambo and sunburn...
Happy New Beers Tinners!
Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said.
The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass, Glazed, Glah-say, or Glazeer cherries? Ham. So. Much Ham. Prawn face d!cks. Aaaaaand what everyone got (or didn't get) for christmas feat. ...
Merry Christmas Tinners! In the first Chrissy Pudcast:
Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs
Email signature fuckery
Pud
Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his.
What has happened to professional dress standards?
Ch...
This time round, the boys catch up and swap of few old yarns with old mate Nick Thake. Marine Biologist, Commercial Diver turned Wedding Photographer.
As the title suggests, Nick does his best work with his fly down.
The boys talk Orcas, sharks, fish, brides and other things found in the ocean.
Keep your ears peeled for a sweet Dad Joke, it's so slick you may miss it.
Mates who bought a pub together and we plug our mates beers. Wh...
The Space Turtle beers really kick in on this one. So blame Garage Project for what you're about to hear.
Garz goes all wanky workshop in his garage; Baiting on Gumtree and the online marketplace minefield
Garz cooks the mystery beers and turns into an Indian 4-Packer but Keelz comes to the Mystery Beer Rescue; Rebekah Tisch
Shops that bring in Self Service Checkouts are encouraging questionable behaviour and Dad Jokes
Garz likes t...
Part 2 of the WACA & FTF Bushcast ft. Taylor Daw in the Guest Host spot.
We find out where Pete prefers his cake and what the lads don't like to eat. Spoilers: It's not cake.
Harry brings and elephant into the room. The "Big Pages" and their place in social media Kangaroo Courts. Harrys thoughts on ripping skids and picking up your shit.
Harry tries to get Keelz to fight his wife over pumpkin and #wifewars is born.
We smash a 6-pac...
In the first Bushcast the boys are joined by Pete from WA Camping Adventures and Harry from Fire To Fork.
While sitting around fire the lads talk Yeti's and car fridges coz ain't nobody got time for warm beer.
YouTube and Social Media from the inside.
The 6-Pack is introduced.
Super creepy camping experiences - Spirits, abandoned towns and Sister wives.
All sprinkled with chat about the Smash Off from the preceding afternoon.
Fi...
Ýou'll have to bear with us, the yelling isn’t just because of the beers, it was raining pretty hard at times. Or it could just be the beers kicking in. Probably just the beers.
Baby wipes are wicked, but they shouldn’t smell like shit.
Buying stuff off farmers > eating planes> cutting your hands?
Old Tractors and old shit on farms.
Listener Questions
More of the usual shit talk from the lads on this one. We put it to a vote on the socials and the 30-40 minute crowd won out. So this Part 1 is just the start. Follow along for the rest and watch the descent into absolute nonsense.
In this one.......
Upper thigh compliments, Keelz has bore dramas, Round 1 of Mystery beers.
Are flies better than pubes in sandwiches? Kids lunches are fuckin bullshit!
What sort of loser wears a U2 t...
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