The Slanted Hallway

Harry Beatnick wants to be the world's greatest beat poet, will his bongos help him beat the odds? 

In the criminal justice system crimes against the swift completion of a courier’s appointed route are considered especially heinous. In Milwaukee the dedicated Agents of the Inspector General’s office who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

When Linda Richards goes to the store she's tricked by a salesman with a devil tale and a devil beard into buying the most devilish method of heating food! And now all her precooked frozen chickens have come home to roost! 

Edmund Hadley wishes to be the first to summit Everest, but those dastardly Mountain pirates are doing their thing and it really gets in his way! 

Gertrude Fasola lived a simple life, its her death that's complicated! DOCTORS HATE HER!

Sometimes the only way to show off how good you are is to make someone else pay for it!

A PSA to all those good-for-nothing housewives out there. 

A Baron of industry comes to grips with his own mortality in the only way he knows how: throwing more money at the problem.

A man who has it all, but doesn't know what he wants.

Famed sleuth, Grant Shields is at it again as he snoops around Milwaukee for the person responsible for killin all these people and whatnot. 

Private investigator Grant Shields is on the hunt for answers once more. But is he asking the right questions? Boy, that'd sure be a problem if he wasn't. 

Private Investigator Grant Shields is about to nab the greatest art thief of all time!

A west-Arkansas town finds out that their breath stinks. Listen to find out if they take it well.

A veteran chef is forced by a cruel restauranteur to flee deep into the back of house and wage an escalating one-man war against his pursuers. Jean J. Rambeaux is a former waiter/busboy who did 5 tours in a Vietnamese restaurant and won three "Pep Boys 'Does Everything for Less' Gold Stars", but his past still haunts him.

In this particularly terrifying installment of The Slanted Hallway, a blood-drinking baron invites a political cartoonist into his big spooky mansion. What she uncovers is not that scary, to say the least. But to say the accurate amount would be to say that what she uncovers is VERY scary indeed. Join us next week for a story about either a vampire, a werewolf, a ghost, or Frankenstein!

Goshen City needs a savior A.S.A.P hopefully the son of a billionaire philanthropist can figure out how to carry on his father's legacy of philanthropy. 

The ultimate conclusion to the 4 part series. The entire world waits with bated breath for the answer to what's OUT THERE. See how I did that? That's how you know it's going to be good. Clever stuff. Clever stuff. Oh! Am I still typing? Whoops! Just gotta take my fingers off the keyb 

In part three of this series. We follow a dedicated public servant on his quest to save his great nation from... themselves? How could that be? Listen to find out!

Part 2 of this episode? It's even more..... unusual. John Brown is still a lousy nerd who's scared so we all have to listen to him. OR DO WE????? The FBI is on the case.