Inspired Incompetence

This week, the party begins the Rite of Repatriation. At long last, Skysunder may finally be made whole again. For Krohan, this is more than ritual—it’s redemption. After everything that’s happened, he stands on the brink of setting right a great wrong. The question is… will the ancestors agree?

This week, the party keeps turning pages and unrolling ancient scrolls, digging deeper into the secrets buried in Stonehall. Just a group of adventurers doing some quiet research—nothing suspicious at all. Definitely no funny business. None whatsoever.

This week, the party dusts off ancient tombs and unearths long-forgotten scrolls hidden deep within Stonehall. What begins as simple research soon stirs echoes of the past—because when has digging into ancient secrets ever gone smoothly? Surely nothing dangerous has ever come from a little light reading… right?

This week, the party delves into the legacy of King Taargick, hoping to uncover key details about his reign and deeds. With Krohan still needing the blessing of the ancient ancestors, time is running short—and the stakes are high. Here's hoping their research turns up something useful… before the ancestors make up their minds.

Is he really…? He really is. After everything the party’s done to keep Krohan’s identity under wraps, he’s just going to walk right up to Bulgra and strike up a casual conversation. No plan. No warning. The mood of the festival is about to take a major turn—and not the fun kind.

With the boffer brawl in the rearview, the party shifts their focus to Bulgra. Hopefully, she finds their retelling of the harrowing voyage to Guldrege just as entertaining as you, the listener.

This week, the party heads to a fan-favorite event of the Family Festival: the grand battle reenactment. It’s all just harmless fun—a big, chaotic boffer brawl meant to entertain the crowds. What could possibly go wrong? (Spoiler: you already know the answer.)

This week, the party keeps the good vibes rolling as the Family Festival reaches full swing. With music in the air and the dance floor calling, they do their best to impress—especially one elusive introvert named Rosha. Let’s hope their moves speak louder than words.

This week, the party continues their charm offensive—earning the favor of key figures Krohan flagged as potential allies. Between conversations and carefully chosen words, there’s also time to indulge in some long-forgotten historical dishes. Politics and pastries? Sounds like a Highhelm kind of day.

At long last, the Family Festival is underway! The lights are bright, the crowd is buzzing, and the stage is set for celebration—or catastrophe. One thing’s for certain: the party is bound to leave their mark. But will they be met with cheers… or jeers?

In Part 2 of our Chapter 2 Recap, the party takes a breath (finally) to reflect on the chaos of Guldrege. From favorite fights to funniest failures, emotional turning points to MVP-worthy moments, the group looks back on what changed, what scarred, and what still lingers in the minds of their characters. Expect revelations, inside jokes, and just enough foreshadowing to keep you guessing.

Join us this week as we dive into some of the most unforgettable moments from Chapter 2. From crumbling ruins to questionable deals, it’s all on the table. In Part 1, we get down and dirty revisiting the gritty chaos that defined the Guldrege arc.

This week, the party throws everything they’ve got into a final stand against the Stone Maker. Exhausted, bloodied, and out of options, they fight to keep Guldrege from falling any further. But will their strength be enough… or will they become just another stone in the ruins?

This week, the party presses deeper into the Xulgath encampment, continuing their full-scale assault. Their next target? The mysterious Stone Maker. And while the name alone sounds bad enough, given the party’s usual luck... it’s probably way worse than it sounds.

This week, the party strikes a deal with Tsaal—then immediately turns around and brokers another with a mimic. That’s two shady agreements in one dark hallway. What could possibly go wrong? With all this wheeling and dealing, it's only a matter of time before something explodes… probably metaphorically. Hopefully.

This week, the party leaps straight from a cockroach nightmare into the waiting arms—well, tentacles—of a pack of chokers. Fungie can feel his throat tightening just looking at them. From skittering shells to strangling shadows, Guldrege really isn’t letting up.

Man, Guldrege has been nothing but non-stop chaos—battle after battle with barely a moment to breathe. And now? Giant cockroaches. Seriously. Giant. Cockroaches. Just when the party thought things couldn’t get any worse… the city proves them wrong. Again.

This week, the party makes their first descent into the shadowy depths of Lower Guldrege. Fortunately, they’ve brought the stealthiest fungus this side of the Darklands—perfect for scouting ahead and sniffing out danger. With spores on the breeze and trouble around every corner, what could possibly go wrong?