April 17, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's show, Christie talks about the most common "Polite-isms" people use. A teen was made, his girlfriend went on a cruise without him, so he called in a bomb threat. Karena's Family Drama involves shrimps & a box of mussels, which is very petty, and 'sperm racing' is a thing!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please listening.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Welcome to your Thursday, April the seventeenth. It is six
eighteen and I could you please move out of my way?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Okay? Could I just squeeze past you? You know what
that really means when someone says.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That, move Christy exactly exactly, That's exactly what it means.
There are some politisms that people use. Good morning, by
the way, I'm Christy. That's producer Karina. Thank you so
much for listening this morning. There's a lot of politisms
that people say, but they just did a survey of
the top politeisms, the things that people say and what
(00:42):
they actually really mean.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh hey, Karina, can you give me that email no
rush when you have a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Which means I need it now, please hurry up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yes, thirty nine percent of people use that. With all
due respect, that basically means you're wrong. And here's why,
with all due respect, I just have to say this.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You know people say that, but it's true. Oh my god,
sounds fun. I'll let you know you are coming. You
know you aren't coming. It means I'm not coming yet.
That's me.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
No I'm not coming guilty. Oh sorry, I'm a little
bit busy right now, leave me alone. That's basically what
that means. I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I do. I do hear what you're saying. What does
that really mean? I don't hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I disagree with you. I totally disagree with you. And
then here's another one. That's one way of looking at it. Basically,
you're wrong. Is there a politism that you use? One
eight sixty six, nine hundred and one three seven is
the phone? Is the phone number? You can tap the
(01:58):
red microphone anytime you want to jump in join the
fun on our free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just leave us a talk bag.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I always say, Christy, oh, bless your heart, meaning in
my head, oh you dummy, or you can't figure it out.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Bless their heart.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah that's your hearty interesting idea.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No No it's not, No, it's not. Now you hear that.
They don't care what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
If you have a politeism and the real thing you mean,
call us let us know. Like I said, simple minds
and Queen on the way, and don't forget Barry Manilow.
Tickets up for grabs at eight twenty Christie Live. AI
has penetrated every part of our society, it seems, and
now it has even gotten into our snack food. It's
(02:41):
six forty one on Classic Hits one oh three points seven.
Just quick reminder go commercial free for eighty minutes at
seven twenty. So every Tuesday and Thursday usually take a
look at the crazy viral trends and things happening in
the world in something called.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You Gotta be kidding Me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Everyone's heard it Doritos, But if you've been around anyone
who's eats, you already.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Know what it sounds like. But not anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Dorito's has created the new silent Dorito chip.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Why is this the thing? Dorito's silent? You won't hear
it coming, Just stop it? An AI augmented snack You
gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Derito has created an AI program to cancel the sound
of Dorito's chips. They did this for gamers who are
snacking in each other's ears.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So I guess there's a plug.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
In now that you can download to cancel the specific
sound of Dorito's crunching.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Why don't they just step away from the microphone, turn
your Mica.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
We have time to do this. There aren't other problems
in the world we could be trying to solve. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
How do we get that in the studio because someone's
a loud cruncher.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Don't come for me. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Classic Kids three Points with Christie Live in Morning.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Drowns eight minutes of commercial free music coming up at
seven twenty. Just wanted to let you know before we
hop aboard the crazy train, which today is headed out
to a beautiful carnival cruise. At least it was supposed
to be a beautiful carnival cruise. Unfortunately, it turned into
(04:37):
a nightmare after a man named Joshua Lowe was left
behind while his girlfriend and family decided to take a
vacation without him. He was living with them, but while
they went on a family vacation, they asked old Joshua
to stay behind so he could pet sit. And clearly
he was feeling some kind of way about that. So
what did Joshua do. He picked up the phone and
(04:57):
he called the carnival cruise line and he said, hey,
there's a bomb on board.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh no, what, Oh my god. The cruise ship was stopped.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Every cabin in the cruise ship was searched, and of
course their beautiful cruise was ruined.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Come on, dude. Of course they did.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Not find any explosives on board the ship, and they
were able to trace the call back to Joshua, who admitted, Yeah,
I was kind of upset they left me behind. What
a dummy, he apologized in court, saying this is all
my fault. Take full responsibility, and he'll be spending the
next eight months in jail to think about his action.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And the cruise he's taking is in cell block. Edy,
what a dummy? How can you be so dumb? I
just don't get it. You gotta try, I guess, Christy.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, no, Wow, that's your crazy news ride the crazy
train every Weekedy, seven and nine forty.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
This is a grown man, okay, because you didn't want
to stay behind.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, if you ever miss your crazy news story, you
can always find it at Classic Kits one O three
seven dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
All right, eighty minutes of commercial free music.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Gonna start it with some Madonna, some Billy Oshan coming
up next on Classic Hits one O three point seven.
Christie Live eight thirty one on Classic Hits one oh
three point seven, and you know every Tuesday and Thursday
got to talk about the crazy drama. Not on TV,
not in the world, but in producer Karina's household. She
(06:36):
lives with her family, she plays with her family, and
it is time to check in with the Shenanigans of
her family.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's time for your favorite radio soap, opraa.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Torina's family drama.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So I get a text message from my mom just now.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Okay, hey girl, Safeway, as the extra jumbo prawns are
twelve dollars, you need to go buy a because on
Sunday I made sevich and you had a lot of shrimp.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Hold on, wait, hold on.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
So this is how petty it is sometimes in my house.
He just texted me about the prons being on sale
that Safeway, and I need to go buy a bag
because I ate Hella savice on Sunday and I did
have some yesterday for dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's family food. Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, but my mom likes to have shrimp for some
reason in the freezer.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Uh huh just in case. Yeah, she wants to whip
up something with shrimp.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Okay, But the fact that she's texting me right now
and saying make sure you go get a bag of
Jumbo Prons because it's on sale.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So she's not saying, hey, pick some up for me.
She's saying, you were greedy goblin, so you need to
re up.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yes, that's so shaky. I'm like, this is how petty
sometimes it is. And I'm not gonna lie Christy.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Like two weeks ago, she ate a box of my
muscles because she had a.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Barbecue with my sister. Uh huh. I wasn't there. Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
So I said, you need to replace my box of
muscles because it was fourteen dollars. No sa Telvi, little's
come out on this today. Don't forget the shrimp. So
come on, mom, no on. It's embarrassing because we're a
petty like that. But my mom is serious when it
comes to her stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And well clearly she got it from her mama.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Because you're trying to shake your mom down for some muscles.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You can't even talk about her? Did I did?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
And my mom was like, really, you're gonna say something
to me over a box of muscles.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Sim put the stoys into lao, Mila. Sometimes I'm always
making you dinner or if I don't want to cook something.
She'll be like, Okay, I'll make dinner for that'sh your mama.
I wish I would tell miss Ruthie, you need to
give me my a box of muscles. Is expensive. Life
is expensive, and she gave that to you, Karina. I
(08:57):
can't believe you over here being heady like that. I
know it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Connie wants shrimp. Karina's being crappy. Will she shell out
for peace or let this mother daughter bond flounder? We'll
find out next Tuesday on a new episode.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Of Torino's Family Drama.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Don't do your mama like that, you know, but you
know muscles are expense.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Every Tuesday and Thursday to we check in with producer
Karina's family also got to talk about the crazy viral
trends and things happening in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And there is a new.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Sport that people are actually going to buy tickets I
guess to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
This is craziness.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Tell you about it, and you gotta be kidding me,
because that's what you're gonna say when you hear about
this sport.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Next on Classic.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Kids, Christie Lie, move.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Over football, move over basketball.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
There is a new sport that is getting ready to
take the world world by storm. Every Tuesday and Thursday
got to talk about the crazy viral trends and things
happening in the world in something called you gotta be
kidding Me sperm Racing. What is a new event that
is getting ready to take place at the end of
the month. Actually, next Friday is when it's happening at
(10:20):
the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm kind of I don't even know what to say. Exactly,
sperm racing. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Two samples will be taken from two men and they
will go through a twenty centimeter track designed to mimic
the female reproductive system.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
High resolution cameras will capture the race.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It will be live streamed with sports style commentary instead
replays and leaderboards.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You gotta be kidding me. I wish I was.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The startup and idea was created by a seventeen year
old and this sperm racing event is a real thing.
Four thousand people are expected to attend the race, and
they've already raised one point five million dollars to make
this event happen.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
What's the whole what's the point of it? They say?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
They want to actually raise awareness about male fertility and
also have some fun with the brand new sporting event.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You gottity kidding me? What happened to pickleball? Let's just
go back to pickleball? Pleasease a different kind of pickleball? Whoa, whoa?
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Gina Classic Kids one of three point seven. Time to play.
Give me five.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Gotta contestant, ready to go? With your name by Yvonne.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Let's see if you got what it takes to battle
the brain freeze this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, I'm down. I like it. I like it. Okay.
The way the game works is, I'm going to give
you a category.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
All you have to do is give me five things
in that category in ten seconds, and you will be
the new Gimme five Champion.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You ready to go?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right. Clock starts when I say go play with Yvonne.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
If you're listening, give me five states with the letter
R in the name.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Go Lorge Island.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh my god, it's in California.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I did. I was like California first, I know, I
was thinking it had to be the first letter.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
No, Florida, Georgia, Maryland, Missouri.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nope, I already know. I was thinking it was the
first letter that was dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It was not dumb. It was not dumb.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And you know what, it's the brain freeze. For some reason,
it gets you.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yep. And I was started thinking, oh wait, you said
in the name, that's when I went to California. Yeah,
I was going to Florida, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
As soon as you hit California, you were off to
the races.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yes, yep.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I love you for playing though, hopefully had some fun
this morning, and I appreciate you calling. Take carry Vaughan
Tomorrow you'll have a chance to battle the brain freeze.
It's easy when you're not in the hot sea, but
it's a lot of fun when you are coming up
in nine point forty hopping aboard the Crazy Train, got
your daily Crazy News and some Alanis Morrisset and Wham
on the Way, Classic.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Kids, three point set, Crazy with Christie Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Today, the Crazy Train is headed out to a beautiful
carnival cruise.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
At least, it was supposed to be a beautiful carnival cruise.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Unfortunately, it turned into a nightmare after a man named
Joshua Lowe was left behind while his girlfriend and family
decided to take a vacation without him. He was living
with them, but while they went on a family vacation,
they asked Old Joshua to stay behind so he could
pet sit. And clearly he was feeling some kind of
way about that. So what did Joshua do. He picked
(14:01):
up the phone and he called the Carnival Cruise line
and he said, hey, there's a bomb on board.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh no, what, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The cruise ship was stopped, every cabin in the cruise
ship was searched, and of course their beautiful cruise was ruined.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Come on, dude.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Of course they did not find any explosives on board
the ship, and they were able to trace the call
back to Joshua, who admitted, yeah, I was kind of
upset they left me behind. What a dummy, he apologized
in court, saying this is all my fault. Take full
responsibility and he'll be spending the next eight months in
(14:44):
jail to think about his.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Action and the cruise he's taking. It's in cell blocking.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
WHOA say you what bombs? It's that joke.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Oh that's your craziness. Ride the Crazy Train every weekday
at seven tent and nine to forty and it's on
demand too.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
If you're looking for it at Closet Kids one O
three seven dot com.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Let's get the workday starting with some awesome music. Listen
for the Knack and Bryan Adams on the way. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're listening TOIL Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
Please listening.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Welcome to your Thursday, April the seventeenth. It is six
eighteen and I could you please move out of my way?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Okay? Could I just squeeze past you? You know what
that really means when someone says.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That, move Christy exactly exactly, That's exactly what it means.
There are some politisms that people use. Good morning, by
the way, I'm Christy. That's producer Karina. Thank you so
much for listening this morning. There's a lot of politisms
that people say, but they just did a survey of
the top politeisms, the things that people say and what
(00:42):
they actually really mean.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh hey, Karina, can you give me that email no
rush when you have a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Which means I need it now, please hurry up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yes, thirty nine percent of people use that. With all
due respect, that basically means you're wrong. And here's why,
with all due respect, I just have to say this.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You know people say that, but it's true. Oh my god,
sounds fun. I'll let you know you are coming. You
know you aren't coming. It means I'm not coming yet.
That's me.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
No I'm not coming guilty. Oh sorry, I'm a little
bit busy right now, leave me alone. That's basically what
that means. I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I do. I do hear what you're saying. What does
that really mean? I don't hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I disagree with you. I totally disagree with you. And
then here's another one. That's one way of looking at it. Basically,
you're wrong. Is there a politism that you use? One
eight sixty six, nine hundred and one three seven is
the phone? Is the phone number? You can tap the
(01:58):
red microphone anytime you want to jump in join the
fun on our free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just leave us a talk bag.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I always say, Christy, oh, bless your heart, meaning in
my head, oh you dummy, or you can't figure it out.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Bless their heart.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah that's your hearty interesting idea.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No No it's not, No, it's not. Now you hear that.
They don't care what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
If you have a politeism and the real thing you mean,
call us let us know. Like I said, simple minds
and Queen on the way, and don't forget Barry Manilow.
Tickets up for grabs at eight twenty Christie Live. AI
has penetrated every part of our society, it seems, and
now it has even gotten into our snack food. It's
(02:41):
six forty one on Classic Hits one oh three points seven.
Just quick reminder go commercial free for eighty minutes at
seven twenty. So every Tuesday and Thursday usually take a
look at the crazy viral trends and things happening in
the world in something called.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You Gotta be kidding Me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Everyone's heard it Doritos, But if you've been around anyone
who's eats, you already.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Know what it sounds like. But not anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Dorito's has created the new silent Dorito chip.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Why is this the thing? Dorito's silent? You won't hear
it coming, Just stop it? An AI augmented snack You
gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Derito has created an AI program to cancel the sound
of Dorito's chips. They did this for gamers who are
snacking in each other's ears.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So I guess there's a plug.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
In now that you can download to cancel the specific
sound of Dorito's crunching.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Why don't they just step away from the microphone, turn
your Mica.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
We have time to do this. There aren't other problems
in the world we could be trying to solve. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
How do we get that in the studio because someone's
a loud cruncher.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Don't come for me. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Classic Kids three Points with Christie Live in Morning.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Drowns eight minutes of commercial free music coming up at
seven twenty. Just wanted to let you know before we
hop aboard the crazy train, which today is headed out
to a beautiful carnival cruise. At least it was supposed
to be a beautiful carnival cruise. Unfortunately, it turned into
(04:37):
a nightmare after a man named Joshua Lowe was left
behind while his girlfriend and family decided to take a
vacation without him. He was living with them, but while
they went on a family vacation, they asked old Joshua
to stay behind so he could pet sit. And clearly
he was feeling some kind of way about that. So
what did Joshua do. He picked up the phone and
(04:57):
he called the carnival cruise line and he said, hey,
there's a bomb on board.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh no, what, Oh my god. The cruise ship was stopped.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Every cabin in the cruise ship was searched, and of
course their beautiful cruise was ruined.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Come on, dude. Of course they did.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Not find any explosives on board the ship, and they
were able to trace the call back to Joshua, who admitted, Yeah,
I was kind of upset they left me behind. What
a dummy, he apologized in court, saying this is all
my fault. Take full responsibility, and he'll be spending the
next eight months in jail to think about his action.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And the cruise he's taking is in cell block. Edy,
what a dummy? How can you be so dumb? I
just don't get it. You gotta try, I guess, Christy.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, no, Wow, that's your crazy news ride the crazy
train every Weekedy, seven and nine forty.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
This is a grown man, okay, because you didn't want
to stay behind.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, if you ever miss your crazy news story, you
can always find it at Classic Kits one O three
seven dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
All right, eighty minutes of commercial free music.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Gonna start it with some Madonna, some Billy Oshan coming
up next on Classic Hits one O three point seven.
Christie Live eight thirty one on Classic Hits one oh
three point seven, and you know every Tuesday and Thursday
got to talk about the crazy drama. Not on TV,
not in the world, but in producer Karina's household. She
(06:36):
lives with her family, she plays with her family, and
it is time to check in with the Shenanigans of
her family.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's time for your favorite radio soap, opraa.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Torina's family drama.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So I get a text message from my mom just now.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Okay, hey girl, Safeway, as the extra jumbo prawns are
twelve dollars, you need to go buy a because on
Sunday I made sevich and you had a lot of shrimp.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Hold on, wait, hold on.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
So this is how petty it is sometimes in my house.
He just texted me about the prons being on sale
that Safeway, and I need to go buy a bag
because I ate Hella savice on Sunday and I did
have some yesterday for dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's family food. Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, but my mom likes to have shrimp for some
reason in the freezer.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Uh huh just in case. Yeah, she wants to whip
up something with shrimp.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Okay, But the fact that she's texting me right now
and saying make sure you go get a bag of
Jumbo Prons because it's on sale.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So she's not saying, hey, pick some up for me.
She's saying, you were greedy goblin, so you need to
re up.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yes, that's so shaky. I'm like, this is how petty
sometimes it is. And I'm not gonna lie Christy.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Like two weeks ago, she ate a box of my
muscles because she had a.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Barbecue with my sister. Uh huh. I wasn't there. Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
So I said, you need to replace my box of
muscles because it was fourteen dollars. No sa Telvi, little's
come out on this today. Don't forget the shrimp. So
come on, mom, no on. It's embarrassing because we're a
petty like that. But my mom is serious when it
comes to her stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And well clearly she got it from her mama.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Because you're trying to shake your mom down for some muscles.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You can't even talk about her? Did I did?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
And my mom was like, really, you're gonna say something
to me over a box of muscles.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Sim put the stoys into lao, Mila. Sometimes I'm always
making you dinner or if I don't want to cook something.
She'll be like, Okay, I'll make dinner for that'sh your mama.
I wish I would tell miss Ruthie, you need to
give me my a box of muscles. Is expensive. Life
is expensive, and she gave that to you, Karina. I
(08:57):
can't believe you over here being heady like that. I
know it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Connie wants shrimp. Karina's being crappy. Will she shell out
for peace or let this mother daughter bond flounder? We'll
find out next Tuesday on a new episode.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Of Torino's Family Drama.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Don't do your mama like that, you know, but you
know muscles are expense.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Every Tuesday and Thursday to we check in with producer
Karina's family also got to talk about the crazy viral
trends and things happening in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And there is a new.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Sport that people are actually going to buy tickets I
guess to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
This is craziness.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Tell you about it, and you gotta be kidding me,
because that's what you're gonna say when you hear about
this sport.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Next on Classic.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Kids, Christie Lie, move.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Over football, move over basketball.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
There is a new sport that is getting ready to
take the world world by storm. Every Tuesday and Thursday
got to talk about the crazy viral trends and things
happening in the world in something called you gotta be
kidding Me sperm Racing. What is a new event that
is getting ready to take place at the end of
the month. Actually, next Friday is when it's happening at
(10:20):
the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm kind of I don't even know what to say. Exactly,
sperm racing. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Two samples will be taken from two men and they
will go through a twenty centimeter track designed to mimic
the female reproductive system.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
High resolution cameras will capture the race.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It will be live streamed with sports style commentary instead
replays and leaderboards.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You gotta be kidding me. I wish I was.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The startup and idea was created by a seventeen year
old and this sperm racing event is a real thing.
Four thousand people are expected to attend the race, and
they've already raised one point five million dollars to make
this event happen.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
What's the whole what's the point of it? They say?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
They want to actually raise awareness about male fertility and
also have some fun with the brand new sporting event.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You gottity kidding me? What happened to pickleball? Let's just
go back to pickleball? Pleasease a different kind of pickleball? Whoa, whoa?
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Gina Classic Kids one of three point seven. Time to play.
Give me five.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Gotta contestant, ready to go? With your name by Yvonne.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Let's see if you got what it takes to battle
the brain freeze this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, I'm down. I like it. I like it. Okay.
The way the game works is, I'm going to give
you a category.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
All you have to do is give me five things
in that category in ten seconds, and you will be
the new Gimme five Champion.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You ready to go?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right. Clock starts when I say go play with Yvonne.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
If you're listening, give me five states with the letter
R in the name.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Go Lorge Island.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh my god, it's in California.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I did. I was like California first, I know, I
was thinking it had to be the first letter.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
No, Florida, Georgia, Maryland, Missouri.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nope, I already know. I was thinking it was the
first letter that was dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It was not dumb. It was not dumb.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And you know what, it's the brain freeze. For some reason,
it gets you.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yep. And I was started thinking, oh wait, you said
in the name, that's when I went to California. Yeah,
I was going to Florida, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
As soon as you hit California, you were off to
the races.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yes, yep.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I love you for playing though, hopefully had some fun
this morning, and I appreciate you calling. Take carry Vaughan
Tomorrow you'll have a chance to battle the brain freeze.
It's easy when you're not in the hot sea, but
it's a lot of fun when you are coming up
in nine point forty hopping aboard the Crazy Train, got
your daily Crazy News and some Alanis Morrisset and Wham
on the Way, Classic.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Kids, three point set, Crazy with Christie Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Today, the Crazy Train is headed out to a beautiful
carnival cruise.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
At least, it was supposed to be a beautiful carnival cruise.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Unfortunately, it turned into a nightmare after a man named
Joshua Lowe was left behind while his girlfriend and family
decided to take a vacation without him. He was living
with them, but while they went on a family vacation,
they asked Old Joshua to stay behind so he could
pet sit. And clearly he was feeling some kind of
way about that. So what did Joshua do. He picked
(14:01):
up the phone and he called the Carnival Cruise line
and he said, hey, there's a bomb on board.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh no, what, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The cruise ship was stopped, every cabin in the cruise
ship was searched, and of course their beautiful cruise was ruined.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Come on, dude.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Of course they did not find any explosives on board
the ship, and they were able to trace the call
back to Joshua, who admitted, yeah, I was kind of
upset they left me behind. What a dummy, he apologized
in court, saying this is all my fault. Take full
responsibility and he'll be spending the next eight months in
(14:44):
jail to think about his.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Action and the cruise he's taking. It's in cell blocking.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
WHOA say you what bombs? It's that joke.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Oh that's your craziness. Ride the Crazy Train every weekday
at seven tent and nine to forty and it's on
demand too.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
If you're looking for it at Closet Kids one O
three seven dot com.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Let's get the workday starting with some awesome music. Listen
for the Knack and Bryan Adams on the way. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're listening TOIL Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
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