Tim Weichselbaum is a media mogul, comedian, podcaster and karaoke singer from Chicagoland. He is also his own agent, promotor, hype man, bodyguard, and driver (despite having epilepsy). Some day he will be a massive success. Or, he’ll stop doing it altogether suddenly, before becoming anything. That will be awfully embarrassing, considering some of the things he says about himself on this podcast. I don’t think there is a more self-confident person in the Austin comedy scene right now than Tim Weichselbaum. His whole act depends on it. He doesn’t do corny jokes about how he hates himself, and that is what makes him stick out compared to most comics. Very recently treated for crippling symptoms of ADHD, he is now in the process of becoming the super-comedian he always knew he had in him. All it took was doing this podcast about fifty times before he discovered that untreated ADHD was the only thing stopping him. This podcast is not just meant for entertainment or even necessarily to be consumed. It is a journey. A document of a short man’s long life. Should someone ever write a biography about Tim Weichselbaum, be rest assured that this podcast will be the most quoted source. Unless it’s a really sh*tty biography. Tim is an introvert. He rarely commits to friendships with anyone, and that is why he lives in a hobbit hole in near total isolation. Sure, he doesn’t scoff at the idea of interpersonal relationships, but it just isn’t a priority for him. He’s more invested in himself at the moment. When he finally reaches his full potential, then it will be time to start finding the real kind of friends and family he’s look for. Topics covered on the show primarily revolve around becoming a professional stand-up comedian, and the trials and tribulations that go along with that process. It took Tim ten years to decide if he was really good enough to be an entertainer. He isn’t just a stand-up comedian after all, he also can sing, dance, and act. But does Tim believe in himself? Let’s find out on this show. He also covers other interests such as mental health, self improvement, and finance/investing. He performs stand-up comedy in real life using the stage name Timmy Gusto, as an attempt to conceal the fact that he’s slightly Jewish. I wonder if it’s possible to get canceled from iTunes just for the description. Any who, you can follow @TimWeichselbaum on Instagram, his current social media platform of choice, to see reels and other enjoyable snippets of his creative output.
Tim returns to revel in the financial ruin of a crypto-gaming YouTuber who accidentally created a $2 million tax liability right before the rest of his portfolio cratered. It serves as a beautiful cautionary tale about the perils of tech-stock hubris, tax drag, and the delusion of infinite money. Along the way, the monologue covers why Warren Buffett only reads annual reports for the prose, the cru...
Tim dismantles the amateur delusion of an objective, material world that exists independently of the observer. The reality is far less comforting: ontology and epistemology are identical, meaning nothing actually exists until you bother to measure it. From the physical illusion of solid walls that are actually just probability clouds, to space-time as a single coin with only one side, the basement o...
This episode starts with an explanation of human trafficking and extracting materials like teeth and molecules from bodies. The topic then shifts to finance and retail trading. Tim talks about his work as a vibe coder building an options screener app and why he looked into getting a Series 65 license to give investing advice. He discusses a trading strategy he calls the flexi-wheel for peeling out ...
Tim dusts off his analog gear once a financial quarter to deliver another highly esoteric monologue. This time, he goes on an impassioned rant exposing the dark truth about reservoirs, arguing they are just glorified, man-made puddles full of rotting trees that could never compare to natural lakes. The episode then pivots to the absurdities of the music world, examining the uncomfortably high barrier of entry for playing the flute ...
This episode consists of a continuous monologue that begins with an explanation of why the host deliberately mispronounces his own last name. The conversation then moves into a series of unfiltered personal theories regarding genetics, human sociology, and the nature of physical laws like friction and gravity. It also covers the host's experiences with long-term sobriety, including the lingering post-acute withdrawal symptoms of qu...
If you're the kind of person who likes to go kayaking, hit up a coffee shop, and dabble in the ukulele, you're obsolete. Society isn't meant for well-rounded people with varied hobbies anymore. It's designed specifically for isolated addicts who engorge themselves to the point of losing their relationships.
We also get into the afterlife bureaucracy. Social hierarc...
In this episode, we open up by checking in on the psychology of the elite and the Jeffrey Epstein files, before pivoting to a lesson on inflation and vocabulary: if you only have $45 million, you aren't a millionaire—you are just a "thousand-thousandaire".
Later, we tackle the branding crisis of the cosmos. "The Solar System" is a boring name, and we investigate whether the galaxy owes trademark royalties to the Mars candy co...
After battling through numerous false starts, Tim records this episode while feeling "rusty" and dealing with a headache, jaw pain, and debilitating fatigue. This episode is a candid look at the grind of a solo developer, the frustrations of building a new product from scratch, and the personal toll it takes.
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHM_I8eCz74
Tim is back! After more than a month away developing a new app, he returns for Episode 115 with guest Mike Dragon for a sprawling, deep-dive conversation.
The discussion starts with a surprisingly frank and personal look at ALS disease before spiraling into a grand theory of everything, where Tim posits that all complex systems—from DNA and viruses to Bitcoin and financial markets—are fundamentally a form of language. F...
This was a pseudoscience-heavy episode where I lean heavily into the ChatGPT psychosis I've been cultivating for over a year. It was a long episode where I introduce a hypothesis on intracellular communication, which could possibly shed light on ALS and other neurodegenerative diseases. At least that's what I'm telling myself to feel like I'm doing something important. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/EumCuHWGHQw
This episode kicks off with a take on marketing — not as a weakness, but as something Tim believes he could excel at, if only he had a product worth pushing. That launches a long-form, semi-improvised dive into the mind of Steve Jobs: not just the public myth, but the obsessive, detail-driven version that cared as much about keynotes as he did about hardware. There's admiration here, but also satire, with a focus on why Jobs'...
In episode 112 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show, Tim dives deep into a complex neuroscience project he's spearheading. The project aims to experimentally test a hypothesis about how the brain unifies sensory information from different modalities, like vision and language, into a cohesive understanding. Tim explains that this in silico experiment utilizes fMRI data, computer modeling, AI, and machine learning to investigate where and h...
So, Tim hit record for Ep 111 and just let his brain spill out. We're talking identity crises right out the gate, the weird science of music and reality, and the frustrating life of a "polymath" who knows a bit about everything (and isn't afraid to say it). He covers old business wins, why self-help gurus piss him off, the illusion of separation, and somehow ties racial realism to astrology (don't ask). It's chaotic, opinionated, m...
In this milestone 110th episode, Tim Weichselbaum takes a reflective break from his usual content format to look back on the podcast's journey over the past 3+ years. He shares his personal experience with sobriety and how quitting alcohol has transformed both his social interactions and creative process. The episode explores how alcohol previously served as a social facilitator in his com...
You are currenty living in the future and past simultanously. You are receiving and sending messages to your future and past self subconsiously. Your best role model is your future self. The secret to reaching your goals in life is in learning how to honestly communicate with these two other parties, and doing so as often as possible.
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu8n6Trt0JA
Jack Horner returns for his second appearance to discuss how reality emerges from language, Terence McKenna, and other deep topics that you must be a psuedointellectual to understand.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Hb1TliGNKHE
My voice is deteroriating due to an illness I made up caused by doing too much karaoke later in life. This episode talks about really esoteric things like ear training and how humans are languages. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/AlRV5WbeFAQ
My younger brother Kyle returns to the program to discuss our memories of early childhood and the solution to capitalism.
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF5YDNyXvD0
This is a highly technical episode about some of the thought experiments I've been coming up with. I'd recommend it if you are trying to fall asleep, or if you are interested in hearing my esoteric metaphysical views. I didn't even know the word metaphysical until a few months ago, so the Dunning-Kruger effect is still strong. I'm a very slow learner, so this isn't likely to change any time soon. Some of the stuff is probably true,...
If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Sound is a label or abstraction for a phenomenom. An abstraction can never perfectly replicate the phenomenom it is referring to. The concept of sound is not an objective truth. It was invented by animals and only exists in their minds. Does a painting exist when you aren't looking at it? It takes observation to label something a painting, whether it ...
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