September 12, 2024 • 28 mins
Miranda found her bf’s ex’s nudes on his phone, should she say something? Also Maia from sales has a list of things most dudes don’t know. How many does Jeremiah know? Some guy reviews apples and they’re hilarious. Plus our last paid of Nick Minaj tickets for the best story of how you got busted in school.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It seemed more judgmental than fun. This is for you.
(00:10):
It's a chair of my show. It my friends. It's Friday, Junior,
Mine from Sales is alive.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I thought you were dead. Hey, it was an eighty
percent chance you were dead in my brain.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Saturday, Friday, I'm in love, Thursday, I'm alive, and Wednesday
through Monday I was dead. You dead, all those things.
Whatever the cure said, exactly, That's what it was. Well,
welcome in friends, you got good vibes. Love to hear
from you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I hit that iHeartRadio app the red microphone there, it's
called a talkback. Tell me something good that happened to
you today in your life. Did you watch any VMAs
last night?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I did watch a.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Little You see Chapels performance. I saw Chapels Chapel Ronavarc
she killed it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And I saw Sabrina who my I don't know who
my favorite was between the two Sarah Silverman. Tickets coming
up for you. We're gonna play another round of did
the Browns win? This might be the hardest game in
the world. You want to play it really quick? Yeah,
let's go really quick. I'm super ready. So two thirty
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will do this. I give you a date. You tell
me whether or not the Browns won the game. You
gotta get to in a row to win.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Sweet, I'm gonna go with no, and probably not.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
October ninth, two thousand and five. Did the Browns win? No,
they won ay than I thought, beat the Bears twenty
to ten.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You didn't tell me they played the Bear.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, that's that's the hard part, all right. Nineteen ninety one.
The date was October sixth Did they win? No? They
did not.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They one for two. That's a failing grade. But I
got something right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Two thirty Sarah Silverman tickets. That's how you windows. Let's
talk to Mary. Mary's get the good vibes. Tell me
something good that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Honestly, I'm headed home from work.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I'm ready for a glass wine. I want to enjoy
the nice warm water while.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
We still can't right. I think, I look next week.
I think we've still got another week. But who am
I to poo poo on? You're wanting to consume wine,
so you should don't. Don't take that as yeah, get
out there. I'm gonna shut my mouth. You go enjoy
your box of wine. There you go, save me a glass. Okay,
absolutely appreciate you for that. Cleveland number one kicks. Next
station ninety six Kiss FF looking up with Sarah Silverman.
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Tickets coming up less than ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
From right now.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
In that J're on Mia show. We are your hook
up station. It's ninety six five Kiss FM. We also
spread good vibes, good things happening in your life. Tell
us all about it. May tell me your good vibe today?
What's your good vibe?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Ooh, my good vibe today is that my favorite summer
drink at the coffee shop down the street, Luna, is
still there. Every day I go there, I gamble on
the summer drink still being there.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Because they're gonna turn it into pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sit Yeah, it's a real Cinderella situation where my my
peach cobbler Chai latte that I get dirty as you should,
with soy milk and iced that lives in my veins
and bones and that I love so much, will become
a pumpkin at the midnight of fall.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I don't know when that's.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's what that works for you?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's so good. I'm gonna get you one next time.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I go, I'll try. You know what, now that I
said that, it's going to be gone next time. Yeah,
and it will only live in my imagination. All right.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Hey, Steph, spread the good vibes. Tell me something good
that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Getting ready for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh yeah, let's go. We're putting it. You know, I
found I've been. I'm getting served, the TikTok ads, the
big led spider web. What's the decoration I need from
my front yard? Because I do go all out. I
got the pallet, tombstones and everything.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, we go all out too.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We do the tombstones, we do all the things I think.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I think you kind of need, like something spooky and scary.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I just you know what I can't find. Maybe you
can help me with this. I can't find a fog
machine that lasts more than like a week.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh yeah, I've got one, but and I let you
borrow it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
But I don't think it's gonna you gotta just keep
filling it up with the with the fog stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, but yours is lasted a while.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
We haven't used a new one that we got yet.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We'll find out.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, please keep me posted, because if I'm gonna have
a spooky front yard, I need some quality fog, you
know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you know what. You
know what I just thought of. Though it is legal
in Ohio. Now maybe maybe I can just make my
own fog. I mean that's what I hear.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm not really certain that that's what I hear.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Steph. Thank you so much, Forelyssa, appreciate you. I'll give
you two songs. We've got Sarah Silverman tickets for you.
It's Kiss FM. Did the Browns win?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Not last week? It's a Jeremiah Show ninety six five
Kiss FM. That's the game we're playing for Sarah Silverman tickets.
You gotta tell me when whether or not the Browns
won the date that I give you. Let's go to
college twelve. It's Aaron in north Ridgeville.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Aaron.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Good afternoon, Hagar. Aaron. Tell me how your Friday Junior
is gone? Oh it's great? Yeah, got paid today? Oh
there we go getting paid on a Thursday. How are
we blowing that, you know whatever? With the bills by yourself?
Somethinge are you buying?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, okay, think about that and let's see if we
can hook you up with the Sarah Silverman tickets. Like
I said, the game is called did the Browns win?
I'll give you date. Tell me whether or not the
Browns got the w and if you get to it round,
you win. Okay, all right, let's go back to two
thousand and eight. Did the Browns win on December the
seventh of two thousand and eight? Was that a win? No? Nope,
(05:31):
it was not lost to the Tennessee Titans twenty eight
to nine. Man, when we're we worse than the Titans?
All right, here we go on more for the win. Aaron,
Let's see what we can do for you. Let's go
to twenty fourteen. Okay, on October the twelfth. Did the
Browns win on October twelfth, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm gonna we'll go with it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, going with a yes on that one, and that
would be right. You win. Let's gone come on, Wow,
that's amazing. Better better yet we beat the Stealers thirty
one to ten at home on October the twelfth, twenty fourteen. Aaron,
great job, friend, you're going to Sarah Silverman. Thank you
so much. You are so welcome. Bye. You have the
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best time next Saturday Playhouse Square. She's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I love it. Eron, all right, we'll go blow that
plate paycheck. I'm gonna put you on hold, get more
info from you open sure, all right? Stand by forget
more Sarah Silverman tickets coming up for you tomorrow on
the show. I will do an old school Square for
three thirty for that. But if you want those Nicki
Minaj tickets, we got your hook up there, your last
pair to get hooked up coming up at four thirty
on Kiss FM. If you think the things that come
out of Jeremiah's mouth are weird pasty's and tear away pants,
(06:48):
you should see what he puts on socials at ninety
six five Kiss FM. The Jeremiah Show ninety six five
Kiss FM. A Cleveland confessional coming up for you. Miranda's
got a secret. I wan on it.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
My boyfriend has like a ton of his ex's news
and his phone that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I found a ton.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But how did you procure that information?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh no?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Does that change things? Three thirty will hit you up
with that Cleveland confession that's mine from sales. By the way.
Oh hey, here, I am back from putt In Bay
with a list for me. The Putting Bay is not
related to that, but the.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No I came up with the list myself in put
In Bay.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Just kidding, that's uh so this list you found for me,
it's a list of things that a wife should know
about a husband. Is that what the explain it to me?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's a list of questions that like, women would know
all the answers to very easily, and supposedly men wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's a very binary description.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I will not fit in that box because, like I know,
like people are surprised. I know my wife's so security number.
I'm not going to say it because obvious reasons, but
like I know that, but maybe it's not that type
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I mean, let's see, all right, what's the difference between
concealer and foundation.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, foundation is a base and concealer like covers up blemishes.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, very good.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Makeup.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I like that. Yeah, you know what worked in Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You also applied makeup to my face before.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I remember that. I forget the first thing we ever
did together.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hey, Maya, I don't know you people make up on
my face?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That was an incredible stars incredible relation.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm just saying, all right, number two, what is a
French manicure?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's that's when you have the It's like a it's
like a skin tone bottom with white tips. Yes, did
I describe it?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Uh yeah, it's just pink with white on the tip.
Boxes website, don't put this guy in any kind of boxes.
All right, if if, if your wife's brass eyes is
a thirty four c just throwing that out thereeah, nobody
thinks too much about it. Okay, explain what the thirty
four and the sea means?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Thirty four is I'm going to use a word. Okay,
it's the girth around you. Okay, bust, but is that
now girth? Girth was better girth? And then the I
mean the letter is just that's your your boobs have
a letter size? Am I wrong?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's pretty good? It's pretty good. Half points?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What was I wrong about?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Thirty four?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is the band size and the sea is the size
around you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, and the sea is how much earth? Was right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
See, I mean boob size? I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah. It's like there's not a and a half, it's
an A or a B.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's like how far from your chest.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
There is a number of measurements.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
There is a measurements, but it's hard to explain. Okay,
so you're good.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You can take I'll take my one and a half points.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
You can have one and a half. I like it, okay.
Describe a kitten heel.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
A kitten Is that the little baby heels? You know
what I'm talking about. It's not still letto's the big guy.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And then you have a flat. Sure, you have a
wedge as well. Wedge is like full shoe yep. And
then kitten heels like it's like a little guy. We'll
call it an inch.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, that was incredible. Four points. You can describe four
different types of That was really solid. Okay. Describe to
me a money piece, excuse.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Me, a money piece, money piece, not dirty money, A
money piece, money piece. I'm just picturing a brooch.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
A money piece at the salon.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
A money piece at the salon? Is that the is
that the little clippies they put in your hair? No,
a money what's a money piece?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I think we finally stumped you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Money piece is like a name for a hairstyle where
just the two kind of front pieces in front of
your face are a very different color from the rest
of your hair. So some people have them, like red
or like blonde.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I think people do anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Women do it.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Maybe men do it too, But it's a cubel hairstyle.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, it's a special way to like diet.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, okay, I was picturing like, oh, it's orange and
your hair is black.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yeah, No.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Usually it's like you have dark hair and the blonde
or like a fun color or something but fun, you know,
something like I should I used to do that, which
just I used to bleach just the top. Oh I
like that. That's fun, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Seem more judgmental than fun. It's okay, it's probably it's
worth it. It's worthy of being judgmental.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It would look really good on you. You should do
it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I will do it. Don't challenge, will you? Maybe I'd
love it if you would. Let's go get some peroxide.
You've done my makeup, you might as well do my
hair at this point.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Dye that hair, all right?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
If the Guardians go to the World Series with you,
dye your hair like that?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Done? Yes, done, all right, it's a done deal.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Buck lord Lord, amazing, Okay, do you want one more?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yes, all right, let me find one more. I want it.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
There's like three more on this list, but I want
to get like the best possible one for you.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay, deliberation, you have three, Give me number two.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, number two.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Where is my water line?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Am I allowed to answer this? Yep? Where is your
water line?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
If you answer it correctly, it's not dirty.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Where is your water line?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
See when you when I'm picked sharing a woman in water,
obviously I'm thinking of pregnant people. Are you pregnant? Do
not do not put that evil on me. Your water
line is the width of your wrist after putting on
a hoodie.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That is a crazy as not even close. It's it's
on your face, under your like in your eyeball, in
the little line above where your eyelashes come out.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That red. The red. That's why is it called a
water line.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's like, where how does that water?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
They'd be there, but you line that with makeup if
you do it right. Interesting because it's on the outside
of your eye, but only very barely.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Would you be surprised to know that I wore eye
liner before?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm pretty sure I put eyeliner on it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
But between Hollywood Wrestling just your whole general thing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Just generally. You can see it, that golden retriever vibe.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You've got that once or twice sort of thing about you.
You got like seven out of nine questions.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Right, I'm just saying, Hey, don't put me in no boxes.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That's a guy who knows a bunch of different stuff
and at the.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Same time almost nothing there is. We're the same in
this way.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Points for your for your segment in the program. You
get all the points on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Thanks for doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Of course, you've got secrets. We love secrets. If you
see her, the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional. Spill
that tea. All right, Cleven, you've got a secret. You
don't know what to do with it? What you dm
us at the Jeremiah Show, and maybe we give you
a call back at j Show Radio, shoot us at
dm on all the socials, and maybe we'll call you,
like we're gonna call Miranda right now. Hello, Hi, looking
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for Miranda.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey Miranda, It's The Jeremiah Show. Ninety six five kids
have Ham anchor All, Oh my gosh, Hi, Hey, Miranda,
do you remember dming us that you have a Cleveland Confessional? Yeah, okay,
I'm here to collect on it. If you have the
time and are in a safe place, you can tell
us you see where like the wrong people won't find out?
Are all those? Are both those instances true for you?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, of course, yes, all right, let's do it, Marana,
tell me what do you want to confess?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Okay, So my boyfriend has like a ton of his
ex's news in his phone that I found.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh really, okay, how did you find them? I mean,
obviously you found him on the phone, but I'm assuming
he didn't be like, hey, here's my phone and then
you just thumbed through and find all the nudes. What happened?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
No, So, like it started a couple of weeks ago,
my boyfriend was driving and he needed something out of
his phone. That's not important at this point because I
found that, but like, so he gave me the password
to the phone because he was driving and he needed
me to get whatever he needed. And then like a
couple of weeks ago, he was in the shower and
you know, curiosity got the cat and I'm like, let me.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Get this search in.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh I see, okay, so you got you you had
the password, you knew what you wanted to do with it,
you picked up the phone and then what happened?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
I mean like, yeah, I already had it, so might
as well look for something. So like I'm like, okay,
let me search through these photos, sear the albums, and
one of them is labeled with like the peach emoji,
and I'm like, hem, what's that? It? Like the preview
picture was like a peach tree or something like that. Okay,
So I'm like, I want to go there. I coick
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it and I open it and there's just a ton
of nudes, like a ton of nudes.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
And all the pictures are of his.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Ex girlfriend, like over like five hundred pictures.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
That's successive. That's a lot of pictures. Sick.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Sick.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, So where do we sit today? Have you told
him about this? Obviously not? You wouldn't be on cleaning
professional if you did.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Bad question, I mean, like how do I bring that up?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Like?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Do I tell him?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Do I not?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
It's like why are those there? But I wasn't supposed
to be in there?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Like I can't let him know. I snoop, No, yeah,
that would not be But also like why why does
he have them? Is the question? I don't like, I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
You can't let him keep the collection?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah? Can you? Though? Is it hurting?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
No? No, it's hurting me.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay. But you shouldn't have known, though, is the thing?
But now you okay, but I know, all right, Let's
go to the people, because I'm no help at all, Miranda,
if I'm being honest. Uh, what we'll do. I'll get calls,
We'll get text when you hang up, keep listening. We'll
see if we got any good advice for you. Okay, okay.
Interview two one six ninety six five. Oh, you can
call her text. It's the same number. Miranda discovered her
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boyfriend's exes nudes hidden in his phone. She went snooping though,
because she had the password to the phone. So does
she say anything or does she just have to let
this go? Hit us on the iheartradioap too, that ran
microphone's caught a talk back bone burk less than an
hour until you could score my last pair of Nicki
Minaj tickets. Of course, we all know she's to the
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Romo Fi hotelmorrow night. It's gonna be crazy down here.
We got that going on. We got Rod Stewart in town,
I believe, and Billy Joel, I believe is that what
that is? And then also little Friday night guards games,
it's gonna be busy downtown clean. We'll see we can
get four to thirty. Right here on the chair on
my show Your Cleveland Confessional today is Miranda.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
My boyfriend has like a ton of his ex's news
in his phone that I found.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Now, she kind of snooped to find them because she
had his password for something else. So she's not sure
what she could do because she just fesses up, right,
how'd you get? Well? Why were you snooping in my phone?
So we're gonna go to the people. You can text
in if you want to one six five seven eight
ninety six five. Well, we love the text. Also on
that free iHeart radio app, click that red microphone. We
(17:44):
call it eight talk back. Shanna is in Oliria now, Sharanna,
good afternoon, hagarl A Sharna. Uh, Miranda found her. Yeah,
she found her her boyfriend's ex'es nudes on his phone.
She did kind of snoop to get them. Do you
have a right to say something?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I would delete them? And then when he confronts her
about it, be like, oh, it's a problem.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Like, why were they there to You're sneaky like that.
I see that's what I've done.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You've done this before, I've done this before.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right, let's get into the future. Are you still
with that person?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
No, that was years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, oh that didn't work out. Well, you know what,
that's a good one. We'll pass out on to her.
I appreciate you calling Kiss FM.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No problem, ye ye hi kiss FM.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Who says, well, Linda Hagar? Oh yeah, well Linda, what
do we do about today's Cleveland Confessional For those who
missed it, of course you're grabbing on the podcast. But basically,
Miranda found her boyfriend's ex's nudes hidden on his phone.
Although she was snooping to get the pictures, how does
she proceed here?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Well, I'm gonna look at it from like a different profession.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
What is She knows his ex has pictures of him
on her phone, so he's holding.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
It like just in case, like oh goes wrong, and
like she's.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Like, oh, well I got pictures of you. Yeah, he
has that bag.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Up pot so a little reverse blackmail. It's it's it's
an insurance policy.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Really, it could be.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's interesting always that so should she say something or
should should just let it be? I would say something.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I'm definitely go hey, So I'm just looking through your
phone right.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Just just because that's what I do.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I'm a rand what I do, I'm a girl.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Every female does it.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
And I finally I'm wondering why.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So what if it's just like, oh, you know, I've
just got him. Uh see, we're trying. We're trying to
help the world one, one Cleveland confessional at a time.
I appreciate you. Thank you so much for listening. Have
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ranks Apples. I don't know who does this. This person
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has a lot of time on their hands, but the
descriptions are absolutely amazing. I don't even know what to
do with it, but just to share it with you.
The website absolutely amazing. Literally every type of apple you
could imagine is on this website for Apple reviews. This
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guy reviewed a Fuji apple called it the Japanese pop star.
You had another demon spawn of the red delicious. This
is how this goes crossed with Rawl's Janet. I don't
know what that is. This graveling, choking hazard named Fujusaki City,
Japan is a j pop star of an apple will
fit with a ravenous fan base that many Americans will
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find difficult to understand personally. It is beyond comprehension how
this super hard medieval weapon masquerading as a fruit could
become the most popular apple in Japan and a top
five apple worldwide. Aside from the semi sweet initial bite,
this mushy rough skin experiment gone awry is a baffling
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oddity with a sword like stem so sharp it will
quite literally stab another apples in transit. Despite this, the
Fuci fandom is real, uncompromising and dedicated. A Fuji is
not for everyone, but if it's for you. It just
may be your favorite apple. That is about an apple
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Ladies and Gentlemen fifty six, It gets a score barely
worth it. How about the Ruby Frost apple review. You
want to talk about a handsome apple and this New
York bread sex fruit will ride you like an eight
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trade from here to Poughkeepsie. The only problem is, like
most hot New Yorkers, this puppy has a skin so thick.
Getting through this and I can't say that is like
trying to cross the GW Bridge and rush hour. This guy,
who I mean literally every apple you can think of
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is on this Like, do you know anyone I wish
I had the passion that this man has. Brian Fringe
has been yelling about apples for years. He is a
comedy writer, but he is just writing pure gold, finding
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his way around the world trying and reviewing different types
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to know is how you got busted in school. Let's
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go to Eric in Brunswick First Air, Good afternoon. How
are you good, Jeremiah?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
How are you? Eric?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'm living the dream. So in middle school, what did
you do?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
I got a bad grade on a test and the
teacher made me go home to have my parents sign it. Oh,
and I didn't want them to see it, so I
thought I would speak spy and forced my mom's signature.
Incursive thought I was right, so I messed up to
Jay with a T. They caught me for that, so
then I had to write a hundred times I will
not forge my mom's signature and then have my parents
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my mom sign that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's fed tat. What was the class?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
I'm honied?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't really I hope it was an English class.
I really do. If you mix up, was all right? Eric,
hang on for me. Brother two one six seven eight night.
Oh you got a better story than that. If you do,
you have the best one in Cleveland. You're going to
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in school?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So we were smoking weed and so our gym teacher,
our gym.
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Teacher caught us.
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And what great guests better?
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So the eighth grade and the gym teacher caught us,
and so one of them has an older brother, and
I guess they like clothed cigarettes. Came back around for
whatever reason, so she said it was clothed cigarette.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Well, so then the gym teacher said, is it was it?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Really?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
So we had to stand shoulder by so and wait
for our parents to come down to smell whether it
was clothed cigarettes. Again, knowing that all of our parents
were from that decade.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I could sniff it weed or clothed cigarette.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
We all got suspended and had to write an apology
letter and what we did wrong. But we all got suspended.
But we thought we could get away with clothed cigarette
and it was not.
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That was a big fail. Bomber right there, Kara, it
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Let's talk to Alicia and CagA falls Alicia, Good afternoon,
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hay girl. Al So, Alicia, how'd you get busted in school?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
So? When I was in fifth grade, there was a
little girl that used to bring a check to school
to pay for her lunch.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Uh huh, and she would always offer.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
For me to get lunch with her. So I would
always tell my parents that I had a duty to do,
because they would give you free lunch if you had
a duty.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
So I would go home and lie to my parents
and tell me that I had a duty, and she
would buy me school lunch. And the school lunch lady
got wind of it and told the principal, and the
principal called my parents, and my parents asked me, and
I totally lied to their faces, and they finally caught
on and.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Caught me, and I was in.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
A lot of trouble and I was not allowed to
buy lunch for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So you were stealing? Is that you caught in this
girl into buying lunch for you every day for how long?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Oh? It was probably it was probably like a good
month or so before the girl's mom and the lunch
lady and the principal found out.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You were just going him. You're like, I'll take an
extra slice of pizza. I'll give me those French fries.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Tell you I was totally taking lunch for her.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You were like, you were like Scrooge McDuck, except instead
of gold coins, it was Bosco sticks.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh absolutely, ah love it.
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Oh Bosco sticks. Be damn. I hope they have my
a rock and mortgage field house because you win. Oh
my god, I'm so excited. Nikki minaj Romo Fijo, you
got my last hookup, Alicia, congratulations, Thank you so much.
You are so welcome. Sit tight for me. I'm gonna
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are welcome. More hookups coming up tomorrow. Those are all
my Nikky tickets. But three thirty tomorrow, how about we
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six five Kiss FM. Let's be smart about this. I'm smart,
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Speaker 5 (27:20):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
With Jeremiah's fun Fact of the Day, rewind your brain
back to Duck Dynasty for a second, because this fact
is mind blowing. So Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty was
the starting quarterback at Louisiana Tech University back in the
nineteen sixties his senior year, though he quit football to
focus on duck hunting. That worked out well for him.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That opened up a spot for the backup quarterback, Terry Bradshaw.
Phil Oncestold Terry, I'm going for the ducks. You can
go for the bucks ninety six five. Yees, I'm your
genius the day on the Jeremiah Show, someone who's done
something so stupid. Anything you've done pales in comparison. The
Wagoner County Sheriff's off as in Oklahoma or rested a
man named Christopher after he broke into the same house
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twice in a day. Deputies responded to a burgulary on
September fifth and found Drake on the scene. Security footage
showed him stealing multiple items. Later that day, around one pm,
Drake returned and broken again while the homeowners were present.
He was arrested in charge with first and second degree burglary,
but was released after posting bond. What did they have
(28:25):
in there that he wanted so bad? Probably not Math,
I'm sure he was looking for, Madam. Thanks for listening
to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
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It seemed more judgmental than fun. This is for you.
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It's a chair of my show. It my friends. It's Friday, Junior,
Mine from Sales is alive.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I thought you were dead. Hey, it was an eighty
percent chance you were dead in my brain.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Saturday, Friday, I'm in love, Thursday, I'm alive, and Wednesday
through Monday I was dead. You dead, all those things.
Whatever the cure said, exactly, That's what it was. Well,
welcome in friends, you got good vibes. Love to hear
from you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I hit that iHeartRadio app the red microphone there, it's
called a talkback. Tell me something good that happened to
you today in your life. Did you watch any VMAs
last night?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I did watch a.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Little You see Chapels performance. I saw Chapels Chapel Ronavarc
she killed it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And I saw Sabrina who my I don't know who
my favorite was between the two Sarah Silverman. Tickets coming
up for you. We're gonna play another round of did
the Browns win? This might be the hardest game in
the world. You want to play it really quick? Yeah,
let's go really quick. I'm super ready. So two thirty
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will do this. I give you a date. You tell
me whether or not the Browns won the game. You
gotta get to in a row to win.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Sweet, I'm gonna go with no, and probably not.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
October ninth, two thousand and five. Did the Browns win? No,
they won ay than I thought, beat the Bears twenty
to ten.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You didn't tell me they played the Bear.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, that's that's the hard part, all right. Nineteen ninety one.
The date was October sixth Did they win? No? They
did not.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They one for two. That's a failing grade. But I
got something right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Two thirty Sarah Silverman tickets. That's how you windows. Let's
talk to Mary. Mary's get the good vibes. Tell me
something good that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Honestly, I'm headed home from work.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I'm ready for a glass wine. I want to enjoy
the nice warm water while.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
We still can't right. I think, I look next week.
I think we've still got another week. But who am
I to poo poo on? You're wanting to consume wine,
so you should don't. Don't take that as yeah, get
out there. I'm gonna shut my mouth. You go enjoy
your box of wine. There you go, save me a glass. Okay,
absolutely appreciate you for that. Cleveland number one kicks. Next
station ninety six Kiss FF looking up with Sarah Silverman.
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Tickets coming up less than ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
From right now.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
In that J're on Mia show. We are your hook
up station. It's ninety six five Kiss FM. We also
spread good vibes, good things happening in your life. Tell
us all about it. May tell me your good vibe today?
What's your good vibe?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Ooh, my good vibe today is that my favorite summer
drink at the coffee shop down the street, Luna, is
still there. Every day I go there, I gamble on
the summer drink still being there.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Because they're gonna turn it into pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sit Yeah, it's a real Cinderella situation where my my
peach cobbler Chai latte that I get dirty as you should,
with soy milk and iced that lives in my veins
and bones and that I love so much, will become
a pumpkin at the midnight of fall.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I don't know when that's.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's what that works for you?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's so good. I'm gonna get you one next time.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I go, I'll try. You know what, now that I
said that, it's going to be gone next time. Yeah,
and it will only live in my imagination. All right.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Hey, Steph, spread the good vibes. Tell me something good
that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Getting ready for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh yeah, let's go. We're putting it. You know, I
found I've been. I'm getting served, the TikTok ads, the
big led spider web. What's the decoration I need from
my front yard? Because I do go all out. I
got the pallet, tombstones and everything.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, we go all out too.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We do the tombstones, we do all the things I think.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I think you kind of need, like something spooky and scary.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I just you know what I can't find. Maybe you
can help me with this. I can't find a fog
machine that lasts more than like a week.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh yeah, I've got one, but and I let you
borrow it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
But I don't think it's gonna you gotta just keep
filling it up with the with the fog stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, but yours is lasted a while.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
We haven't used a new one that we got yet.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We'll find out.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, please keep me posted, because if I'm gonna have
a spooky front yard, I need some quality fog, you
know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you know what. You
know what I just thought of. Though it is legal
in Ohio. Now maybe maybe I can just make my
own fog. I mean that's what I hear.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm not really certain that that's what I hear.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Steph. Thank you so much, Forelyssa, appreciate you. I'll give
you two songs. We've got Sarah Silverman tickets for you.
It's Kiss FM. Did the Browns win?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Not last week? It's a Jeremiah Show ninety six five
Kiss FM. That's the game we're playing for Sarah Silverman tickets.
You gotta tell me when whether or not the Browns
won the date that I give you. Let's go to
college twelve. It's Aaron in north Ridgeville.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Aaron.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Good afternoon, Hagar. Aaron. Tell me how your Friday Junior
is gone? Oh it's great? Yeah, got paid today? Oh
there we go getting paid on a Thursday. How are
we blowing that, you know whatever? With the bills by yourself?
Somethinge are you buying?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, okay, think about that and let's see if we
can hook you up with the Sarah Silverman tickets. Like
I said, the game is called did the Browns win?
I'll give you date. Tell me whether or not the
Browns got the w and if you get to it round,
you win. Okay, all right, let's go back to two
thousand and eight. Did the Browns win on December the
seventh of two thousand and eight? Was that a win? No? Nope,
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it was not lost to the Tennessee Titans twenty eight
to nine. Man, when we're we worse than the Titans?
All right, here we go on more for the win. Aaron,
Let's see what we can do for you. Let's go
to twenty fourteen. Okay, on October the twelfth. Did the
Browns win on October twelfth, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm gonna we'll go with it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, going with a yes on that one, and that
would be right. You win. Let's gone come on, Wow,
that's amazing. Better better yet we beat the Stealers thirty
one to ten at home on October the twelfth, twenty fourteen. Aaron,
great job, friend, you're going to Sarah Silverman. Thank you
so much. You are so welcome. Bye. You have the
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best time next Saturday Playhouse Square. She's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I love it. Eron, all right, we'll go blow that
plate paycheck. I'm gonna put you on hold, get more
info from you open sure, all right? Stand by forget
more Sarah Silverman tickets coming up for you tomorrow on
the show. I will do an old school Square for
three thirty for that. But if you want those Nicki
Minaj tickets, we got your hook up there, your last
pair to get hooked up coming up at four thirty
on Kiss FM. If you think the things that come
out of Jeremiah's mouth are weird pasty's and tear away pants,
(06:48):
you should see what he puts on socials at ninety
six five Kiss FM. The Jeremiah Show ninety six five
Kiss FM. A Cleveland confessional coming up for you. Miranda's
got a secret. I wan on it.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
My boyfriend has like a ton of his ex's news
and his phone that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I found a ton.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But how did you procure that information?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh no?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Does that change things? Three thirty will hit you up
with that Cleveland confession that's mine from sales. By the way.
Oh hey, here, I am back from putt In Bay
with a list for me. The Putting Bay is not
related to that, but the.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No I came up with the list myself in put
In Bay.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Just kidding, that's uh so this list you found for me,
it's a list of things that a wife should know
about a husband. Is that what the explain it to me?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's a list of questions that like, women would know
all the answers to very easily, and supposedly men wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's a very binary description.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I will not fit in that box because, like I know,
like people are surprised. I know my wife's so security number.
I'm not going to say it because obvious reasons, but
like I know that, but maybe it's not that type
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I mean, let's see, all right, what's the difference between
concealer and foundation.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, foundation is a base and concealer like covers up blemishes.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, very good.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Makeup.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I like that. Yeah, you know what worked in Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You also applied makeup to my face before.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I remember that. I forget the first thing we ever
did together.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hey, Maya, I don't know you people make up on
my face?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That was an incredible stars incredible relation.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm just saying, all right, number two, what is a
French manicure?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's that's when you have the It's like a it's
like a skin tone bottom with white tips. Yes, did
I describe it?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Uh yeah, it's just pink with white on the tip.
Boxes website, don't put this guy in any kind of boxes.
All right, if if, if your wife's brass eyes is
a thirty four c just throwing that out thereeah, nobody
thinks too much about it. Okay, explain what the thirty
four and the sea means?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Thirty four is I'm going to use a word. Okay,
it's the girth around you. Okay, bust, but is that
now girth? Girth was better girth? And then the I
mean the letter is just that's your your boobs have
a letter size? Am I wrong?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's pretty good? It's pretty good. Half points?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What was I wrong about?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Thirty four?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is the band size and the sea is the size
around you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, and the sea is how much earth? Was right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
See, I mean boob size? I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah. It's like there's not a and a half, it's
an A or a B.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's like how far from your chest.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
There is a number of measurements.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
There is a measurements, but it's hard to explain. Okay,
so you're good.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You can take I'll take my one and a half points.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
You can have one and a half. I like it, okay.
Describe a kitten heel.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
A kitten Is that the little baby heels? You know
what I'm talking about. It's not still letto's the big guy.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And then you have a flat. Sure, you have a
wedge as well. Wedge is like full shoe yep. And
then kitten heels like it's like a little guy. We'll
call it an inch.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, that was incredible. Four points. You can describe four
different types of That was really solid. Okay. Describe to
me a money piece, excuse.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Me, a money piece, money piece, not dirty money, A
money piece, money piece. I'm just picturing a brooch.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
A money piece at the salon.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
A money piece at the salon? Is that the is
that the little clippies they put in your hair? No,
a money what's a money piece?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I think we finally stumped you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Money piece is like a name for a hairstyle where
just the two kind of front pieces in front of
your face are a very different color from the rest
of your hair. So some people have them, like red
or like blonde.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I think people do anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Women do it.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Maybe men do it too, But it's a cubel hairstyle.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, it's a special way to like diet.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, okay, I was picturing like, oh, it's orange and
your hair is black.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yeah, No.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Usually it's like you have dark hair and the blonde
or like a fun color or something but fun, you know,
something like I should I used to do that, which
just I used to bleach just the top. Oh I
like that. That's fun, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Seem more judgmental than fun. It's okay, it's probably it's
worth it. It's worthy of being judgmental.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It would look really good on you. You should do
it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I will do it. Don't challenge, will you? Maybe I'd
love it if you would. Let's go get some peroxide.
You've done my makeup, you might as well do my
hair at this point.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Dye that hair, all right?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
If the Guardians go to the World Series with you,
dye your hair like that?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Done? Yes, done, all right, it's a done deal.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Buck lord Lord, amazing, Okay, do you want one more?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yes, all right, let me find one more. I want it.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
There's like three more on this list, but I want
to get like the best possible one for you.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay, deliberation, you have three, Give me number two.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, number two.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Where is my water line?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Am I allowed to answer this? Yep? Where is your
water line?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
If you answer it correctly, it's not dirty.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Where is your water line?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
See when you when I'm picked sharing a woman in water,
obviously I'm thinking of pregnant people. Are you pregnant? Do
not do not put that evil on me. Your water
line is the width of your wrist after putting on
a hoodie.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That is a crazy as not even close. It's it's
on your face, under your like in your eyeball, in
the little line above where your eyelashes come out.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That red. The red. That's why is it called a
water line.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's like, where how does that water?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
They'd be there, but you line that with makeup if
you do it right. Interesting because it's on the outside
of your eye, but only very barely.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Would you be surprised to know that I wore eye
liner before?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm pretty sure I put eyeliner on it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
But between Hollywood Wrestling just your whole general thing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Just generally. You can see it, that golden retriever vibe.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You've got that once or twice sort of thing about you.
You got like seven out of nine questions.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Right, I'm just saying, Hey, don't put me in no boxes.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That's a guy who knows a bunch of different stuff
and at the.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Same time almost nothing there is. We're the same in
this way.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Points for your for your segment in the program. You
get all the points on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Thanks for doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Of course, you've got secrets. We love secrets. If you
see her, the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional. Spill
that tea. All right, Cleven, you've got a secret. You
don't know what to do with it? What you dm
us at the Jeremiah Show, and maybe we give you
a call back at j Show Radio, shoot us at
dm on all the socials, and maybe we'll call you,
like we're gonna call Miranda right now. Hello, Hi, looking
(13:47):
for Miranda.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey Miranda, It's The Jeremiah Show. Ninety six five kids
have Ham anchor All, Oh my gosh, Hi, Hey, Miranda,
do you remember dming us that you have a Cleveland Confessional? Yeah, okay,
I'm here to collect on it. If you have the
time and are in a safe place, you can tell
us you see where like the wrong people won't find out?
Are all those? Are both those instances true for you?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, of course, yes, all right, let's do it, Marana,
tell me what do you want to confess?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Okay, So my boyfriend has like a ton of his
ex's news in his phone that I found.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh really, okay, how did you find them? I mean,
obviously you found him on the phone, but I'm assuming
he didn't be like, hey, here's my phone and then
you just thumbed through and find all the nudes. What happened?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
No, So, like it started a couple of weeks ago,
my boyfriend was driving and he needed something out of
his phone. That's not important at this point because I
found that, but like, so he gave me the password
to the phone because he was driving and he needed
me to get whatever he needed. And then like a
couple of weeks ago, he was in the shower and
you know, curiosity got the cat and I'm like, let me.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Get this search in.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh I see, okay, so you got you you had
the password, you knew what you wanted to do with it,
you picked up the phone and then what happened?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
I mean like, yeah, I already had it, so might
as well look for something. So like I'm like, okay,
let me search through these photos, sear the albums, and
one of them is labeled with like the peach emoji,
and I'm like, hem, what's that? It? Like the preview
picture was like a peach tree or something like that. Okay,
So I'm like, I want to go there. I coick
(15:32):
it and I open it and there's just a ton
of nudes, like a ton of nudes.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
And all the pictures are of his.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Ex girlfriend, like over like five hundred pictures.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
That's successive. That's a lot of pictures. Sick.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Sick.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, So where do we sit today? Have you told
him about this? Obviously not? You wouldn't be on cleaning
professional if you did.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Bad question, I mean, like how do I bring that up?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Like?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Do I tell him?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Do I not?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
It's like why are those there? But I wasn't supposed
to be in there?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Like I can't let him know. I snoop, No, yeah,
that would not be But also like why why does
he have them? Is the question? I don't like, I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
You can't let him keep the collection?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah? Can you? Though? Is it hurting?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
No? No, it's hurting me.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay. But you shouldn't have known, though, is the thing?
But now you okay, but I know, all right, Let's
go to the people, because I'm no help at all, Miranda,
if I'm being honest. Uh, what we'll do. I'll get calls,
We'll get text when you hang up, keep listening. We'll
see if we got any good advice for you. Okay, okay.
Interview two one six ninety six five. Oh, you can
call her text. It's the same number. Miranda discovered her
(16:40):
boyfriend's exes nudes hidden in his phone. She went snooping though,
because she had the password to the phone. So does
she say anything or does she just have to let
this go? Hit us on the iheartradioap too, that ran
microphone's caught a talk back bone burk less than an
hour until you could score my last pair of Nicki
Minaj tickets. Of course, we all know she's to the
(17:00):
Romo Fi hotelmorrow night. It's gonna be crazy down here.
We got that going on. We got Rod Stewart in town,
I believe, and Billy Joel, I believe is that what
that is? And then also little Friday night guards games,
it's gonna be busy downtown clean. We'll see we can
get four to thirty. Right here on the chair on
my show Your Cleveland Confessional today is Miranda.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
My boyfriend has like a ton of his ex's news
in his phone that I found.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Now, she kind of snooped to find them because she
had his password for something else. So she's not sure
what she could do because she just fesses up, right,
how'd you get? Well? Why were you snooping in my phone?
So we're gonna go to the people. You can text
in if you want to one six five seven eight
ninety six five. Well, we love the text. Also on
that free iHeart radio app, click that red microphone. We
(17:44):
call it eight talk back. Shanna is in Oliria now, Sharanna,
good afternoon, hagarl A Sharna. Uh, Miranda found her. Yeah,
she found her her boyfriend's ex'es nudes on his phone.
She did kind of snoop to get them. Do you
have a right to say something?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I would delete them? And then when he confronts her
about it, be like, oh, it's a problem.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Like, why were they there to You're sneaky like that.
I see that's what I've done.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You've done this before, I've done this before.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right, let's get into the future. Are you still
with that person?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
No, that was years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, oh that didn't work out. Well, you know what,
that's a good one. We'll pass out on to her.
I appreciate you calling Kiss FM.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No problem, ye ye hi kiss FM.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Who says, well, Linda Hagar? Oh yeah, well Linda, what
do we do about today's Cleveland Confessional For those who
missed it, of course you're grabbing on the podcast. But basically,
Miranda found her boyfriend's ex's nudes hidden on his phone.
Although she was snooping to get the pictures, how does
she proceed here?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Well, I'm gonna look at it from like a different profession.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
What is She knows his ex has pictures of him
on her phone, so he's holding.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
It like just in case, like oh goes wrong, and
like she's.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Like, oh, well I got pictures of you. Yeah, he
has that bag.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Up pot so a little reverse blackmail. It's it's it's
an insurance policy.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Really, it could be.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's interesting always that so should she say something or
should should just let it be? I would say something.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I'm definitely go hey, So I'm just looking through your
phone right.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Just just because that's what I do.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I'm a rand what I do, I'm a girl.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Every female does it.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
And I finally I'm wondering why.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So what if it's just like, oh, you know, I've
just got him. Uh see, we're trying. We're trying to
help the world one, one Cleveland confessional at a time.
I appreciate you. Thank you so much for listening. Have
a great day. By If you think the things that
come out of Jeremiah's mouth are weird, I had an
old hot dog in my pocket for an hour. You
(19:56):
should see what he puts on socials At ninety six five,
Nicki Minaj hook up on the way for you on
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Getting through this and I can't say that is like
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is on this Like, do you know anyone I wish
I had the passion that this man has. Brian Fringe
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Jerremia Show, It's ninety six five Kiss FM oking here
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to know is how you got busted in school. Let's
(23:10):
go to Eric in Brunswick First Air, Good afternoon. How
are you good, Jeremiah?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
How are you? Eric?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'm living the dream. So in middle school, what did
you do?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
I got a bad grade on a test and the
teacher made me go home to have my parents sign it. Oh,
and I didn't want them to see it, so I
thought I would speak spy and forced my mom's signature.
Incursive thought I was right, so I messed up to
Jay with a T. They caught me for that, so
then I had to write a hundred times I will
not forge my mom's signature and then have my parents
(23:43):
my mom sign that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's fed tat. What was the class?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
I'm honied?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't really I hope it was an English class.
I really do. If you mix up, was all right? Eric,
hang on for me. Brother two one six seven eight night.
Oh you got a better story than that. If you do,
you have the best one in Cleveland. You're going to
Nicki Minaj tomorrow night at the Remo Fijo two one
six five ninety six five oots your hook up station?
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That's okay, NICKI minaj takts my last pair going to
someone with the best story about how you got caught. Hey,
Karen Tremont, you have nxcod afternoon, haggar all, Hi, how
are you karrot lovely? Tell me how'd you get busted
in school?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So we were smoking weed and so our gym teacher,
our gym.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Teacher caught us.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And what great guests better?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
So the eighth grade and the gym teacher caught us,
and so one of them has an older brother, and
I guess they like clothed cigarettes. Came back around for
whatever reason, so she said it was clothed cigarette.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Well, so then the gym teacher said, is it was it?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Really?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
So we had to stand shoulder by so and wait
for our parents to come down to smell whether it
was clothed cigarettes. Again, knowing that all of our parents
were from that decade.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I could sniff it weed or clothed cigarette.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
We all got suspended and had to write an apology
letter and what we did wrong. But we all got suspended.
But we thought we could get away with clothed cigarette
and it was not.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
That was a big fail. Bomber right there, Kara, it
was that two one six, five seven eight ninety six five.
Oh you get a better story about how you got
busted in school? I share with the program Nicki Minaj
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Let's talk to Alicia and CagA falls Alicia, Good afternoon,
(25:45):
hay girl. Al So, Alicia, how'd you get busted in school?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
So? When I was in fifth grade, there was a
little girl that used to bring a check to school
to pay for her lunch.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Uh huh, and she would always offer.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
For me to get lunch with her. So I would
always tell my parents that I had a duty to do,
because they would give you free lunch if you had
a duty.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
So I would go home and lie to my parents
and tell me that I had a duty, and she
would buy me school lunch. And the school lunch lady
got wind of it and told the principal, and the
principal called my parents, and my parents asked me, and
I totally lied to their faces, and they finally caught
on and.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Caught me, and I was in.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
A lot of trouble and I was not allowed to
buy lunch for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So you were stealing? Is that you caught in this
girl into buying lunch for you every day for how long?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Oh? It was probably it was probably like a good
month or so before the girl's mom and the lunch
lady and the principal found out.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You were just going him. You're like, I'll take an
extra slice of pizza. I'll give me those French fries.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Tell you I was totally taking lunch for her.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You were like, you were like Scrooge McDuck, except instead
of gold coins, it was Bosco sticks.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh absolutely, ah love it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh Bosco sticks. Be damn. I hope they have my
a rock and mortgage field house because you win. Oh
my god, I'm so excited. Nikki minaj Romo Fijo, you
got my last hookup, Alicia, congratulations, Thank you so much.
You are so welcome. Sit tight for me. I'm gonna
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are welcome. More hookups coming up tomorrow. Those are all
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give you Sarah Silverman tickets will do a little old
school square if we're still commercial free stick around ninety
six five Kiss FM. Let's be smart about this. I'm smart,
so smart it's kinda smart. You up CLEVELANDZ.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
With Jeremiah's fun Fact of the Day, rewind your brain
back to Duck Dynasty for a second, because this fact
is mind blowing. So Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty was
the starting quarterback at Louisiana Tech University back in the
nineteen sixties his senior year, though he quit football to
focus on duck hunting. That worked out well for him.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That opened up a spot for the backup quarterback, Terry Bradshaw.
Phil Oncestold Terry, I'm going for the ducks. You can
go for the bucks ninety six five. Yees, I'm your
genius the day on the Jeremiah Show, someone who's done
something so stupid. Anything you've done pales in comparison. The
Wagoner County Sheriff's off as in Oklahoma or rested a
man named Christopher after he broke into the same house
(28:04):
twice in a day. Deputies responded to a burgulary on
September fifth and found Drake on the scene. Security footage
showed him stealing multiple items. Later that day, around one pm,
Drake returned and broken again while the homeowners were present.
He was arrested in charge with first and second degree burglary,
but was released after posting bond. What did they have
(28:25):
in there that he wanted so bad? Probably not Math,
I'm sure he was looking for, Madam. Thanks for listening
to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
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