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NFL Week 15 predictions, best bets, locks, longshots, and parlays are LIVE on Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 165 breaks down all our top NFL picks for Week 15 as Jake and Austin recap last week’s results, reset the records, and attack another massive betting slate.

Jake is coming off a strong 3–1 week and is back with a full card of spreads and a Broncos ML longshot, while Austin looks...

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Jake is officially in hiding after the Lions lost to the Packers… so Austin is running a full solo pod for NFL Week 14! We’re breaking down every pick, every lock, every longshot, plus a full Thanksgiving recap and a look at how our betting records stand heading into the final stretch of the season.

This week features 6 Triple Diamond Locks, multiple moneyline longshots, and a stacke...

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Welcome back to Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 163 breaks down our NFL Week 13 best bets, Thanksgiving-themed locks, longshots, parlays, model plays, and a big Lions–Packers Thursday preview.

🏈 Locks & Longshots

Jake Locks: 33-40-2
Jake Longshots: 12-37
Picks this week: Raiders +10, Broncos -5.5, plus a “Parlay the Model” longshot.

Austin Locks: 53-49

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Welcome back to Episode 162 of the show — the home of weekly NFL picks, sports betting locks, longshots, parlays, and unhinged football takes from two degenerates who love pain almost as much as they love winning tickets.

This week, we break down every angle of the NFL slate with our signature Locks & Longshots, updated season records, Lions/Packers talk, and Paige’s Picks. If yo...

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The boys are back for another week of Locks and Longshots! Jake’s breaking out a new betting model, Austin’s trying to make bread with the sweatiest overs in America, and the ChatGPT era might just be officially over.

This week we’re breaking down our favorite NFL Week 11 picks, longshots, and parlays — including our 10-Day $10K Challenge, wild touchdown scorer parlays, and our favor...

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We’re back with Episode 160 of Tanks & Tuddies, and things are heating up in the NFL betting world 🔥

Jake and Austin are breaking down Week 10 NFL picks, locks & longshots, and yes — the Detroit Lions playoff prophecy lives on. We’ve got bad beats, bold parlays, and a few Crock Pot Cookin’ Bombs ready to cash 💰

🏈 This Week’s Highlights:

Jake’s Locks: Bill...

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The boys are back for Episode 159 of Tanks and Tuddies, breaking down the NFL Week 9 betting lines, locks and longshots, wild parlay picks, and the latest from the MLB World Series!

Jake is trying to bounce back after a brutal week, Austin unveils his “Megalodon Monopoly Bail Money Lock,” and ChatGPT throws its hat in the ring with some risky NFL picks. Plus — a new BeanBoozled bet b...

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Welcome back to Tanks and Tuddies Episode 158! This week, the boys break down another wild weekend in sports with NFL Week 8 betting picks, Locks & Longshots, and Paige’s Picks. Jake looks to stay hot after his Patriots lock cashed, while Austin tries to bounce back after retiring the “Super Mega Nuclear Max Whale Rocket Ship in Orbit Lock.”

We’ve got everything from NFL best bet...

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It’s Episode 157 of Tanks & Tuddies! Jake and Austin are back with another week of NFL betting picks, longshots, and locks after one of the worst sports weekends of Jake’s life 😅. We break down NFL Week 7 best bets and MLB playoff matchups.

👉 This Week’s Highlights:

NFL Week 6 Locks & Longshots (Jake: 22-32 | Austin: 43-38)

ChatGPT vs Jake picks (Steelers ...

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The MLB playoffs are heating up, and so are Tubbs and Franke. In Episode 156 of Tanks and Tuddies, the boys break down the latest chaos from October baseball — with the Tigers forcing a Game 5 and Tubbs in the stands for a brutal Game 3 loss. Plus, the Brewers have the Cubs on the ropes, and the guys are feeling the energy from both dugouts.

Then it’s time for Locks and Longshots, wh...

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Episode 155 of Tanks & Tuddies is here! 🏈⚾️ Tubbs and Franke are back with another week of NFL betting picks, longshots, parlays, and plenty of laughs. From the Lions blowing teams out to the Rams, Browns, and Broncos matchups — plus some college football and MLB talk with the playoffs starting — this week’s slate is packed.

We break down our Locks & Longshots, track our rec...

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Tubbs and Franke are back for another week of NFL betting talk, breaking down their locks, longshots, parlays, and bold predictions for this week’s games. We cover everything from Thursday Night Football to Sunday’s biggest matchups, plus Paige’s Picks to wrap it all up.

🔥 This Week’s Highlights:

Jake’s Locks: Seahawks -1.5 vs Cardinals (TNF)

Austin’s Locks: Saints...

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Tubbs and Franke are back with NFL Week 3 betting picks, Locks, Longshots, and parlays! This week’s episode covers the latest NFL odds, best bets, underdog plays, and our ongoing records against ChatGPT’s picks.

🔒 Locks & Longshots:

Jake’s Locks: Cowboys +1.5 at Bears, Chiefs -6.5 at Giants

Austin’s Locks: Bengals +3 vs Vikings, Cowboys +1.5 vs Bears

L...

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🚨 Tanks & Tuddies - Episode 152 🚨

Tubbs and Franke are back with another week of sports betting picks, NFL previews, and hilarious takes. We run through our Locks and Longshots, including Jake’s bold Lions vs Bears under, Austin’s Commanders vs Packers over, and our favorite NFL Week 2 bets. Plus, Travis Hunter props, and a monster parlay you won’t want to miss.

This w...

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Football. Is. Back. 🏈 Tubbs and Franke fire up Locks & Longshots, update records, and dive into an NFL Week 1 preview with Lions vs Packers front and center. Tubbs is sniffing out “trap line” cheese with DET +2.5 (and a spicy alt Lions -2.5), while ChatGPT rides Bengals -5.5. Franke’s card features Cowboys +8.5 (TNF) and 49ers ML vs Seahawks, plus longshots like a Bengals/Cardinals/Bronc...

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Tubbs and Franke are back with a milestone episode packed with picks, laughs, and hot takes. This week, we dive into our Locks & Longshots, check the scoreboard on our betting records, and ride or die with some bold plays (yes, Tubbs is STILL chasing that Lindor dinger).

We also roll out our NFL Team Maker draft, hand out Super Bowl picks, and break down MVP, OPOY, DPOY, Rookie of the Year...

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Midwest sports fans, this is your huddle! From Green Bay to Detroit, we’ve got the bets you need before kickoff. 

The Tanks and Tuddies Podcast is back with another loaded episode, bringing you the perfect blend of sports talk, betting picks, and Midwest flavor. In Episode 149, Tubbs and Franke break down everything happening in the world of sports — to early storylines for Michigan Football.<...

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🎯 Your new go-to podcast for Wisconsin & Michigan sports. We cover it all—rivalries, big wins, betting locks, and plenty of friendly trash talk. Let’s go Midwest! Subscribe now! 

Tubbs and Franke are back for Episode 148 of our weekly sports betting podcast, bringing you the funniest and most unpredictable mix of NFL betting picks, MLB predictions, and Midwest sports chaos. We break down ...

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Welcome in listeners! We apologize for treating you all like a child in the midst of a custody battle, but Tubbs is taking this episode mostly solo this week.

Franke calls in following our usual Locks and Longshots to talk about why he's not joining for the full episode, while driving, and takes some time to discuss the Rafael Devers shocking trade that occurred this week. Tubbs then...