Legs & Eggs

This weeks Legs & Eggs is WKNY FM 201.2! Tune in, turn off, and have yourself a good scratch.

It seems like only a few short years ago when Eric Clapton was birthed out of a series of transistor tubes and shot out on the radio waves, but that was 47 short years and one dead toddler ago. Time sure does fly when you’re eating seafood specials and having prostate cancer treatments. Why, I can remember being birthed out myself....

New year. New podcast. New activewear! Find out just how active that wear is with your friends at Legs and Eggs! Why does Jimmy Smits looks like that? Why does Nick Turturro look like a flushed turd but his brother is cool AF? Why do we kill everyone Sipowicz loves?

These questions, and more, will be addressed like Lincoln addressed Gettysburg.Which reminds me! Legs and Eggs is proud to introduce — wait for it — DOCTOR PENIS, MEDICI...

Leggers and Eggers, my dear friends, we are gathered here today to acknowledge ONE YEAR OF LEGS AND EGGS PODCAST! 

Year One is Done. Year Two is New! But we’re not there yet. Gotta celebrate that YEAR ONE with something special. Something authentic. Something like a butt but better. Like two butts. A third butt. 

Which is why we here today welcome you to the LEGS AND EGGS FIRST-YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR! It is the Third ...

It’s two in the afternoon here. Heather is really fucking drunk and off getting a recreational pap smear. Captain Karl the Sex Doll filled in your mom, and then filled in for Heather in this amazing collaboration we got going on. We have ANTHROPOS! What’s that you ask? We’ll let Alexander Wolf, of Wolf Mountain Workshop explain. 

“Alexander became wickedly jealous that Monte was able to be on the podcast promoting inc: The Podc...

We have three, count them THREE excellent guests this week! First, Lauren from the Well Behaved Women podcast is back! She joins Sara and Klem in a conversation with Uther Naysmith where they talk about UK politics and why he left the Labour Party. They also discuss Oppenheimer, how propaganda is mind control, and Julian Assange. Next, we welcome Bo Dunk, who is a Navy vet from Texas. He talks to Heather, Sara, and Klem a...

There are some really cool people in this world, and we have been so lucky to have talked to two of the coolest of the cool. First, we have more of Fupa and Heather’s interview with Fox from the Conspiracy Soldiers podcast where they talk about the unknown of Antarctica and everyone’s favorite pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. Then Sara and Klem speak with Lauren Schill, a self-proclaimed Anarchist, from the Well Behaved W...

Welcome back fan favorite, America’s Side Piece, Mr. Tommy J Shrimps! We had some insightful conversations about sharting, Shaq and Vern Troyer, and Klem has questions about the male anatomy that Mr. Shrimps and Fupa were eager to answer. We also had an interesting chat with a man who calls himself GOD. Yes, that’s his name. He gave us his perspective on tons of different subjects, and Klem may or may not adopt him. There is also H...

We have two, count them, TWO of the nicest and most likeable guests this week! First, Fupa and Heather talk to Fox from the Conspiracy Soldiers Podcast, who happens to be one of the coolest podcasters in the business. He is just sick and tired of what is going on in the world. He also agrees that Billy Joel has a punchable face, so that instantly makes him one of us! Next, we have J Hizzle to give us a firsthand account of two...

This week we welcome Lucas Daniels from the podcast Broken Shovel: Homesteading for a Sustainable Future. He talks to Sara and Klem about living a self-sustaining lifestyle and lessening our reliance on Capitalism by commerce, trade, and helping within our own communities. He also makes his own hot sauce! Plus, what would Karl do with a life-size Karl doll? We get serenaded by J Robert Oppenhiemer. Heather has road rage and Fupa te...

It’s August 10, 2023, so Happy Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself Day for all who celebrate! We have jam packed so much in this week’s episode! Obviously, we talk about losing a National Treasure—Pee Wee Herman. We have Tommy Shrimps back answering No Fap, and we deep dive into conspiracy theories; how they can start, why some people believe them, and how there can usually be some truth to some (most?) of them. We find out once an...

From a hotel in Atlantic City, this week’s guest is world renowned social media influencer, Tommy J Shrimps! Mr. Shrimps takes time away from looking for HPV infected cigarettes to talk to us about ethical load refusal, the difference between Vegas and Atlantic City, his stupid cousin, and we show him the Dick Store. We also have Florida Man, more Vermin Supreme, and Klem tells us her Top 10 Horniest Billy Joel songs and why. 

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Happy Truck Month for those that celebrate! Have you put your decorations up yet? It’s next on our to-do list because we have been too busy. Sara the Ruthless has been stuck in traffic and is SICK AND TIRED of the damn tourists on Cape Cod. Fupa has been back in his hometown visiting with his younger brother. Heather had an uninvited guest. Klem is losing it over the humidity, climate change, corporations, and Ukraine. Legs and Egg...

We are so excited to introduce this week’s guest, the one and only Reggie Jason! He talks to Klem and Fupa about some of their favorite topics…Hunter Biden, the Titan Submersible, and the (failed) Russian coup. What a week it was! Sara teaches us a little bit about who Cornel West is, and Heather is now obsessed with Napoleon’s penis. Buckle up, this is a wild one! 

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This is Episode 27 of the Legs and Egg Podcast, and to commemorate this special occasion, we introduce you to The NerdoDivergent Podcast. You all remember our guest, The Bearded Turner, from Epsidode 22, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttah. He’s back with his friends Ninz and Widz and together they have created a hilarious podcast and we had so much fun talking with them! You also get another snippet of our conversation with Chad, and ...

We’re back bitches! An all new, better than ever episode is ready for your listening pleasure! This week we have No Fap, The Origin of RickRoll, Florida Man, a sure billboard-topping hit, written and performed by Fupa Jones, and of course, the four of us just being, well, us. 

Our t-shirts have been flying off the shelves! I get it. A Legs and Eggs T poolside is hot. Get one for yourself, or maybe start holiday shopping early, at ou...

This week, we have more of our conversation with the amazing Brianna, who is such a fun person to talk to. We talk more politics and why it is all just so freaking messed up. Plus, a certain child actor who is now an absolute hot mess, and anything else that popped into our heads.

Here at Legs and Eggs, we love to hate politics and politicians. The majority of them just suck. There are ways to fix it, and Klem has a plan. Klem Stump...