Can't Win 'Em All

Can't Win 'Em All

Join Garrison King and EJ Riva as they give their non-professional opinion on what the hell is going on. You may not always agree with us but hey, you can't win em all.

Episodes

2019 End of the Year Special!

December 31, 2019 • 59 mins
Enjoy some of our favorite moments from 2019! Thank you for tuning us in every week. We'll see you in 2020!

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EJ Go Ehhhup Ehhhup

November 25, 2019 • 73 mins
EJ makes a BIG announcement! Plus Garrison asks women to create a list on how to appropriately handle certain situaitons in relationships. EJ gets some career advice from Garrison. Enjoy!

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Settled for Less (Feat. Brittany Brown)

November 18, 2019 • 59 mins
We're back from our hiatus with a special guest! Brittany Brown (@ImBrittanyBrown) aka James' girlfriend joins us this week to answer Garrison and EJ's questions about her relationship with James. Who do you think settles more in a relationship men or women? Enjoy!
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Wrong People, Right Places

October 28, 2019 • 86 mins
CAIN MCCOY (@CainMcCoy) is BACK! The OG podcast member hops on the show to talk about his journey to the South and what he's doing back in SoCal. Plus Garrison asks Cain if he's still a practicing Yetheist.
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The Frosted Sigh'ed (Feat. Brittany Brown & Gabby Diaz)

October 21, 2019 • 66 mins
James is missing from the show, but we FINALLY manage to talk with Brittany Brown (@ImBrittanyBrown) and she has a slight beef with the podcast. Garrison and EJ reflect on the IE Taco Festival and why women might take a bit longer to get ready. Gabby Diaz (@TheGabbyDiaz) gives her take on the Gina Rodriguez controversy and more! Enjoy.

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Taupe as Hell (Feat. Ben Polizzi)

October 14, 2019 • 77 mins
Comedian Ben Polizzi (@BenedictPolizzi) joins the show this week. The fellas offer some advice on how to make it in LA. There are some slight SPOILERS for The Joker (35:00), which leads to the fellas discussing their favorite comic book heroes, villians and heroines.

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Apapalicks Now

October 7, 2019 • 80 mins
The boys get in the mindset of preparing for the end of the world. Garrison tries to call out EJ. The fellas ask what is the purpose of clout-chasing? James and EJ debate on what forgiveness looks like. Enjoy!

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The Chocolate Syrup Mathod

September 30, 2019 • 69 mins
The fellas discuss what happends next for Tekashi 6ix 9ine. EJ gets back on his hate train for Cardi B. Plus SEX TALK is back! Enjoy!

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Biblical Barbershop

September 16, 2019 • 66 mins
James has divine intervention. Garrison advocates for the return of the mustache. The boys talk about how information is being spread today versus the biblical times. Enjoy!

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His Heart was Broken When He was 15, So What!?

September 9, 2019 • 78 mins
Garrison thinks it's time to stop trying to cash in on nostalgia. EJ tries to bail out Kevin Hart in light of his recent controversies. The fellas try to seek empathy from women on behalf of all men.

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Men Lie. Women Lie. Numerologists Don't. (Feat. Kalisha Perera)

September 2, 2019 • 95 mins
We have a packed house this week! Kalisha Perera (@Kalishaperera_) joins the boys to talk about dating and destinies. Garrison needs help solving a scandalous mystery. Oh, there's also another guest sitting in by the alias "White Daniel."

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The Marriage Tooth Fairy

August 26, 2019 • 66 mins
We are back to full strength! The fellas show their appreciation for the effectiveness of Black Twitter. Garrison deals with an internal conflict in regards to the cultures he's a part of. James asks if marriage is REALLY worth it. Enjoy!

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Calf-Only Porn

August 19, 2019 • 77 mins
The fellas are back! Garrison and EJ discuss the importance of a giving heart. Garrison defends Jay Z's latest endeavors. EJ propositions a new genre of adult entertainment. Enjoy!

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That New New (Feat. New New)

August 5, 2019 • 92 mins
New New joins the show this week and we put EJ on the hot seat. Garrison rants about his problem with kid sports leagues. James defends his best friend Mario Lopez amid his latest controversy. Enjoy!

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What Percentage of Gay are You? (Feat. Nico Blitz)

July 29, 2019 • 96 mins
Nico Blitz (The Lunch Table) joins the boys today. Garrison checks the Hot Girls vs. Hot Boys score card. Nico asks all of the hard questions. James gets a lesson on astrology.
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I'm in Love with the Coconut

July 22, 2019 • 74 mins
We took a week off, so you KNOW the show is about to be wild. EJ comes through with some new WHF's (What Happens First..) Garrison asks if anyone participated in the coconut challenge. James breaks down why raiding Area 51 is a bad idea.

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The Stair Master

July 8, 2019 • 79 mins
James gets a little passive-aggressive with EJ and Garrison. Garrison states his issue with Halle Bailey being cast as the Little Mermaid. The earthquakes didn't nearly shake us as much as the NBA free agency news. Enjoy!

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#WatermelonChallenge

July 1, 2019 • 61 mins
The fellas talk about their recent outing to Disneyland. The crew also covers Cardi B's latest controversies. Garrison wonders what is the hetero male-equivalent of the #CucumberChallenge that has been trending on the Internet.

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Blue Check Baby (Feat. Evelyn Erives)

June 24, 2019 • 76 mins
The Boys are back! EJ addresses some listeners' concerns. Garrison appreciates the glow-up of "Drip." James is celebrated as he finally gets his blue checkmark on Instagram. The fellas confront Evelyn Erives about why she dropped her podcast with Garrison. Enjoy!

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Love Handled Love Handles (Feat. Nina Chantele)

June 10, 2019 • 78 mins
EJ is ON ONE this episode. The fellas talk about Hive Mentality. James tries his hardest to explain cultural appropriation to EJ. Does a Straight Pride Parade have some validity?

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