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March 4, 2024 • 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine E.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fifteen minute morning show, fifty minute morning show podcast time everybody? Yeah,
good God, what do we do to deserve this? I
know we're already kind of putting together a few things
to talk about on the show tomorrow or the Tuesday show.
One of them is the time change that's coming this weekend. Yes,
if you have a baby or a cat or a dog,

(00:34):
you know what we're talking about. Because the clock will move,
but their tummies won't right.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Exactly for a while. They still will get up and
want to eat at the same time, and it'll be
a different time on the clock. And Scary doesn't get it.
Every year he yells at me for saying that, and like,
who cares?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
So stupid?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's not the truth.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It is the truth.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
If you have pets or kids, you are affected every
time by this exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I have dogs, Garrett has family. You have the dogs
in the family. Their stomachs are still on the old time.
They don't change clocks.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
That's one of those like go to the kitchen, do
it yourself. God, kids dog, Yeah, the dog and the
kids work together.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm sleeping.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
I feel like we're gonna have to find the audio
of the last time this argument was presented because the
way Danielle just said it made a lot of sense. Yes,
way it was talked about last time send us all.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Into like a stroke.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Okay, so there's something different, but I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Let's find the audio. I'm sure it's sowhere. We'll find
it anyway. So we always have the time change argument
twice a year. Yeah, and so tomorrow on the show,
Tuesday's time change argument argument. Let's talk about rude people?
Shall we.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
List?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I made a list common things people do that they
don't realize is actually rude. Number one listening to anything
in public with the volume turned up monstrous. You were
polluting the world with your audio.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yes, and that includes people having conversations on the speakerphone. Correct.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh exactly.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah. I just I was on a plane recently. I
told you guys this. There was a grandmother and a
grandson sitting next to me. They both had whatever they
were watching on full blast, so it was like a
telenovela and then also blues Cluse and it was insane.
I'm like, you don't have headphones?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Also, flight Attendant Jr. Gets tell them to shut up.
This was terrible, terrible.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I know it is irritating or no offense. It's usually
older people at a table in a restaurant. They they
go on their speakerphone and start yap at someone. You're like,
shut up.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
And it's also a lot I feel like a lot
of little kids do it too, and their parents just
let them because it's babysitting. The kids at least engaged
in something, so they don't care. But when I'm like
hearing a game NonStop and just like bring bring, bring
coins at a nice restaurant, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
That gives me crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
At a soccer match too, because we'll be sitting in
the stands and the parents want to keep the kids
busy next to us, and they have their iPad on
so loud, and I'm trying to watch the game, and
I'm like, can you just like put headphones on or something.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You assume when you're a parent you don't hear the
noise as much anymore. You kind of tune it out.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
It's on the radio station my kids, I hell, come,
you're not singing along dad. I'm like, I hear these
songs all the time. And same thing with kid shows.
I have every single kid show song stuck in my head, the.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
Persive programming, Oh my god, I just wanted to Will.
Hi Will anyway?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Who's well? Wait, who's Will? Do?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
What the fuck? Who's Will? They're walking away? They're just
walking away. They're walking down the hallway. How rude.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
They just laughed and pointed door.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Man, he needs to lock doors, need to lock.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
So Tom Pullman walks in, introduces to Will, and it
leaves Who's Will? I don't call him on his cellphone.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
He's the chief of police. He feels like he can
walk in here anytime he wants.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
He enjoyed that, and now he's.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Just funny because he won't even tell us who Will is.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's not funny. He's like, it's like he farted on
the elevator and got off. We're sitting there having inhale.
They does will work? We don't know. Can someone run
down and find out who Will?

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Show?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Talk about rude people?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
If I if I don't get back, come back, I
got fired?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, I mean no good but good all right? People
who are rude don't know it. He could be the
new artist parking a shopping cart in the middle of
the aisle while you're at the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh yes, move your.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Car to the side because and then you try to
get around them and they're like they look at you
like you're being rude, you don't shopping cart, and then
block the rest of the eye with their body on
the other.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm like, no, you pull the.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Cart over to where you need to exactly walk.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Now, speaking of shopping carts, the ones that don't put
them in the corral in the parking lot like scary
like that?

Speaker 9 (05:07):
Well, I mean, you know, it depends on where the
car corral is. If the car corral is close by,
I don't mind walking over to it, But if it's
on the other side of the aisle and I got
to walk from more than three or four minutes, I
will just put it out of harm's way so as
it doesn't take up a parking space or in the
middle of the road.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'm not going to be that kind of guy.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Well, you're saying is that your three minutes are more
important than the other person three minutes or maybe longer,
who then has to come and get it and take
it back.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Well, you'll be taking a job away from someone if
everybody puts them away. No, you're not.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
And guess what, the person who who takes my parking
space is going to need a cart and they're gonna
have to walk all the way over to the corral
and get a car.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
They can't even move into the space because your cart
is there.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
You know, ever take that card, I'd be like that
person is dirty and wawless.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, and I don't want a lazy man's cart. And
also like I was at King's a day and at
the very end, I think you may have told the
store at the very end of the parking lot, as
far as the eye can see, I could see a cart.
Then someone told take it and not brought back monster.
So you know what, I started walking to Zoo and
if ef it. So I've just walked all the way
like three miles that way almost and got this cart.

(06:18):
And I was coming back, I discovered more carts. I
ended up bringing three carts back to the corral because
they're scary, can't walk. Working is actually good for you.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Corral's out there. Put put a corral in every the
ro scary.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
I walked through the whole grocery store with it, and
it's that last like one hundred feet that just do
you in.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, I think that's maybe what it is. It was
the last time you walked through a grocery store, oh,
just a couple of weeks ago. It's ridiculous. I got robbed,
you know, I got ripped.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Moving on to other things that people do and they
don't know they're really rude. Like if someone declines a drink, oh,
insisting people like you gotta have it done. Come on, man,
what's your problem? People that give them, not to people
who turn down the drinks, to people who give them
health drink.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
You know, if someone's sober, or they have a health issue,
or they just don't want to drink.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
They don't owe you an explanation.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
I got pressured into doing a shot that I didn't
want on Saturday night, but I felt beer pressure on that.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Don't don't do it. Don't let them win that they're
being rude, and you don't owe anyone an explanation. If
you don't want to drink or smoke pot whatever, you
just say no, thanks, that's it. They don't They don't
need to know why what you and rehab?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
No, I'm not I don't like drink.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Here's one that I need to work on. I'm being
rude and don't even know it, letting my dog jump
on you can people come to the house, I can
see that dog.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
People don't care though.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, but you know what, I'll as somebody that's even
allergic to dogs. The smaller dogs are okay, I feel
like because they don't really do that much damage. But
if it's a big dog, yeah, you gotta control it.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
So we always have elevator episodes in my apartment building,
and people are getting on various flaws with their dogs,
and a lot of times the dog will come.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
It will come sniff me, lick me, whatever, and.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
I but I'm like, well, I'm an easygoing person, so
I'll pet the dog back. But I'm thinking in my head, dude,
what if I freaking hated dogs and.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I only does nothing to like hold the dog back? Right,
it's just ahead.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
And as you're a parent, you don't like your kids
jump all over stranger or something.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I don't mind it. I have a bit I have
a threshold up.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Also, like around here, people are usually getting in those
elevators because they took their dog outside, or they're going
to take their dog outside and their little paws or
a little dirt bag, little paws, right, which I get
because you're walking around seth. Then don't jump on me.
And I love dogs, but I don't want a little
brown pawprint on me.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Another another time, you're being rude, don't even know it,
asking a newly married couple when they're going to have kids.
That's so weird the first question, or any couple, right, yeah, yeah,
like when you plan on getting married. Who says that
to it? Two people dating?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
I get that all the time, and.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's none of their business.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
People think it's so cute to say weird things like oh,
but you guys would have such beautiful babies, don't want them?
And then also, you guys have been together that long,
how come you're not married? Because we don't want to be.
That's why it's just very weird.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
You and Brandon would make you babies.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Or you're being rude. Don't know it when you're looking
at your phone while someone is speaking.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
To you, I don't know what you're talking about on camera?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, well look I know that you know, like in
this room, you know we're on we're doing the show
this and that. The show never stops, so everyone so
you got to look down for notes or you got
to look at something.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I get that, I'm looking at the clock right now.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
But let's say you're at a bar with a friend
and you start talking to them and they just they
picked up the phone and go yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Yeah awful. And a lot of people do not I
have the ability to text or look at whatever is
on their phone and listen to you.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
So you know, they're just I cannot do that.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Is it rude to answer the phone at the table? Yes, yeses, yeah,
so you need to answer the call. You just step away,
I guess, pardon, I need to part of me, I
got to step out for a second.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
As a parent, this is could be another way people
are being rude around you, giving unsolicited parenting advice. I
mean even on like social media, they're like, oh, you
should let your kid do it. Yeah yeah, you you
have your kid. You were responsible for your kid. No
one else is get off my lung.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I hate people who don't have children that give advice,
because until you're in that situation, you have no idea.
Like they do the same thing with like a lot
of things, like if you're not in a situation, you
really don't know until you're in that situation.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Drives me.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Okay, but two things. Two things. One is it unsolicited
parenting advice. I'd be like, get some headphones on that
kid's iPad because that's annoying.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
That's not parenting, that's just being rude, rude, And.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
You're right, I don't know what it's like to have kids,
but I know what it's like to deal with everybody
else's kids that like, they chose to have kids, and
that was my problem. But whatever was going on.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
If I'm dealing with my kid and I have a
problem or an issue with my kid, and you don't
have a kid, and you walk over and go, here's
what I think you should try, and be like, you
don't have kids, how would you know what to try?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Because those people don't do coach like that.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
That's a different situation.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
But if the kid's like kicking you in the shin,
you have every right in the world and say, hey,
can you get your kid.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Off my show? Anybody in general.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Finally, we're running at a time saying no offense right
before you say something that you know is going to
be offensive, So.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
That doesn't give you the license say something offensive by
saying no.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Very yeah, if you really feel like you have to
say no offense. You really shouldn't say.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I guess that said, let's try to be polite today people,
Well you tomorrow, Love you.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
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