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March 14, 2024 13 mins

Diamond stops by the podcast and shares some news she got from her doctor!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For what would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Fine the.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Look
at this, we're all here. There's Danielle and Scotti by Hi,
Straight Nate is here, and there's Garrett, there's Gandhi and
of course our special guest Dive.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know, it seems like every year we have that
same conversation, but it's always relevant. Weird smells that you love.
I can know Danielle loves beer burps and gasoline.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
And oh don't forget pool floats.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Pool floats. So Diamond, according to Gandhi and her Sauce
to the Site podcast, has a new one to add
to the list. Take it away, Gandhi, introduce your guest Diamond.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
So this is my very good friend Diamond. I love
her so much. She joined me on my podcast last week.
And because I want to get to know all the
people on the show who don't have a segment on
the air specifically, and they have a lot to say,
they're interesting. So in talking to Diamond, we were just
kind of getting to know her. She brought this up.
I did not. She brought it up on her own.

(01:15):
She said that she likes the smell of something. Now
she's gonna say she didn't say she liked it. I
have the audio. I have the audio, But go on, Diamond,
I smell.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Said that I am intrigued by the smell of rotten
egg farts.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Okay, oh god, smell yes, So I'm I don't necessarily
like it, but it opens up a doorway for me.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Like because the doorway was open.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
So this came.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Out of your body? What did you eat?

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Like? What what's going on inside of you that makes
that smell come out of you? So I want to
know if I smell it come from someone, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Hey, what'd you eat today? What's gonna? Are you allergic
to me?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Absolutely? In front of me? Interview and interview the farter?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
But does your does does your exhaust ever smell good?
Or is it always just a poopy smelling?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Oh well, a lot of my farts are They don't smell,
which is why I fart all the time.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
And I'm people that.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I do you have a foul one?

Speaker 7 (02:26):
That just gotta be Yesterday she told me not to
breathe as I walked through her.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Liar, it's slipped by the goalie.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Scotti.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Is he prays on my insecurity.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Literally don't breathe no, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
But then he walks in just because I'm paranoid. I'm like,
I don't want it to and you know how like
your stomach could be hurting you all day and that
one second of relief and then and then somebody walks
in and you're like, oh great, now whatever, Okay. So
I gave him heads up because I couldn't smell anything,
but you never know. Sometimes This man continued on for
like thirty minutes, saying that it was a horrible smelling there,

(03:04):
and everyone who came in after him didn't smell anything.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
So I wafted it in here when I walked in,
brought it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
And he trapped it in there with the door.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
I gotta say, I'm kind of offended. You've never floated
in the air biscuit in front of me.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
You never, I've done it all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
You just don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
She doesn't, you don't smell it, you don't hear it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I am still it is. It's just like, yeah, okay, anyway,
So add that to our list. Sulfur smelling rotten egg
farts that's under diamonds.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Glad, that's under her funny on that subject, my dog Sawyer,
all of a sudden, within the last two days, has
been audibly farting and scaring himself. Dogs generally they don't
make noise. Usually when they fight, it just goes and
they don't realize it. But he's been farting it and
he scares himself and he walks out of the room.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
So cute.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, god, God, he just laughs.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Are so bad. Dog farts are like protein farts at
the gym.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
They're terrible, and they squeak. I mean, my dogs sleep
right next to me all night on the bed and
everyone's hear this.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
All.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Hey, since we have you in here, Diamond, let's talk
to Diamond. Let's find out more about what's going on
in your life. What's new going on?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I almost lost it on my doctor yesterday. How about that?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I almost lost it on my doctor yesterday?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Are you ready for this?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Because I have a clean bill of health and it
doesn't explain my weight gain. Okay, we need to take
it into I was so irritated. I don't understand how
someone could be so irritated by like having a clean
bill of health. Absolutely everything I know I should be grateful.
I am grateful, thankful, I'm healthy. But babe, what's going on.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm like, it could be it could be a lot
of different things. It's hard to point it, man.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
It could be working on this show.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, so she's here, Diamond, I think is one of
the hardest workers ever. She will be here sometimes from overnights.
So she'll come in at what like one am? Yeah,
one I am, and she'll be here until four. What
time are you leaving today?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Today is a little bit later than usual, but ye're
like four or five.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, she'll be here for a very long time. I
think it could be her sleep schedule, lack.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Of sleep, absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Maybe.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
I mean, listen, I get my eight hours, you see,
I take a nap when I'm tired all that.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
So I'm like, what's going on.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
You know what this woman gave me when I was
leaving her office yesterday, what she gave me a referral
for a nutritionist.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm like, come on, why is it a bad things
that she's trying to give you a referral for a nutritionists?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
We need to get to the root of the problem.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And I think it's like the food intake.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I mean, I've been cheating lately.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
But you know, can we talk about when Diamond says
her weight gain, how many pounds we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I can't get below a five pound What do you
want to call a radius scale swing?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Wait? Wait, you've gained five pounds.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I'm like, come on, I want to get back down.
I need I need to lose at least ten pounds
for three months.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
All the way. Nutritionists do more than just help you
count calories, don't get protein rates and things. They also
talk about your sleep, They talk about water, weight gain,
they talk about everything that goes into your whole self.
So maybe you should go talk to one. You may
learn something new.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
Actually, I'll give you some advice. I know exactly, I
know exactly. I have a food list of things that
you should eat and you shouldn't eat, and just stick
to that for a week or so and come back to.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Me, send it to me. Well, actually, at this point.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Coming from Scary, that is good advice. But because he
does it every year, yeah, I know, he's got another
list of things to eat a quarter of the next
quarter of the year to gain that way back. Exactly,
I got both lists for you. He's got two lists.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I'll take it fun.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
He was great outraged yesterday when she called me, will
you believe this shit? I have a clean bill of health.
I was like, ma'am, please be excited about that. That
is great.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
You should be happy.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I mean, people are saying one little sentence to doctors
these days, and they're getting it on Olympic and I'm
trying to find the actual cause of all. Are you kidding?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
You know what my neurologist said to me. She said,
you want to get rid of your headaches, quit your
job and I go why, She goes, because you're not sleeping.
If you're not sleeping, you're not going to help your headaches.
And I go, well, I'll need another solution.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Please, that'll be a new headache.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, there could be many solutions to your your issue, Diamond,
May you should like you treat each one individually and
see which one is the one that's the culprit. But
we love you. You look great.

Speaker 9 (07:32):
All Diamond has to do is read the comments Elvis
on the end of this video, because everyone's going to
leave their comments of how Diamond can lose the weight
that that's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I don't think we have a.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Thousand nutrition is listening every minute of the day. We
love your diamond.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I think she looks amazing.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
Absolutely, you don't need to change one iota.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
You look wonderful. Hey, So let's talk about Saint Patrick's Day.
And I know that a lot of us are going
to be at the Staten Island what do they call it? God,
I'm sorry, I'm so out of it, so tired. Saint
Patrick's Day parade, the all inclusive one and a lot
of great response for the very first year of this
particular parade. And so that's it. You know, Garrett has

(08:15):
been such it's been so vocal about this parade on
Steton Adam because well it's his home, Like, like, why
is this hitting so close to home for you?

Speaker 9 (08:24):
I mean, it's it's it's childhood. It's those core memories
of hanging out on the parade march goes up and
down Forest Avenue, you know, hanging out with your best
friends and celebrating I'm the only Irish one on the show,
just pointing that out and celebrating your heritage and just
having fun and and not caring about, you know, the

(08:45):
outside world. For anywhere from you know, a half hour
to three hours depending on what you do, or if
you wake up very early, you know, ten hours of
the day. It's just a it's a party, you know.
And I think Elvis, you and Alex were very vult
and very motivational in making this happen. And I started thinking, like,

(09:05):
is this how Macy started their parade?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Like one day people are like, let's have a parade
like this could this could be huge in the coming years,
Like and this is only year one.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, year one. Keep in bhind if you if you're
not familiar with the story. Staten Island has had a
Saint Patrick's St. Patrick's Parade for many, many years, but
the people in charge never ever allowed any organizations from
the LGBTQ community, and a lot of people thought that
was unfair. A lot of businesses wouldn't open up out
of retaliation or out of out of well conversation, and

(09:38):
a lot of high school bands would in March. But
now our new parade will have all those things. And
this is not a gay pride parade at all. It's
a parade, a parade that just includes everyone. Yeah, it
seems like the logical thing to do, and a lot
of the citizens of Staten Island are very very happy
is happening.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
And you know what I think too, all the people
that are having the snide comments online, they will be there.
They might be there quietly, but they still will be
there because they'll realize the fun that they're missing out on.
So as you watch this, because I know you all
are right now, we will see you at the parade
on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Absolutely, and who love a parade. We have beautiful weather
on the way, so I'm excited to hang out with
some of our friends and it's gonna be great.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
I love I love the drinking and eating that goes
on after the absolutely and during and there's nothing wrong
with that.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You know what. Many people celebrate Saint Patrick's say for
different reasons. Some are religious, some are just eat, drinking,
be married.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
You know how many bars Irish sorry, you know how
many bars have reached out to me and a few
friends going, hey, what's it gonna take to get the
show to come to the like We could honestly do
a like a bar right up and down Forest Avenue
post parade.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Scary so mad all the talent fees he could be
missing out, He's missing out.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
No, no, no, not on this day.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
This day is all about celebrating and eating and drinking
and being merry, absolutely required.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I just know maybe the court they should think about it.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
The corn beef farts on Monday, though, will not be.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Keep in mind, Yeah, Saint Patrick's state is falling on
and this parade falling on a Sunday, so you got
a Monday morning to deal with. So yeah, right, so
it's gonna be fun. Where are your green on Sunday?
And we are so so happy that this is finally happening.
It's a big deal for a lot of people. What
else is on your minds today? People?

Speaker 9 (11:18):
I'm gonna go hang out a core childhood memory. I
get to go hang out with the Ghostbusters at the
Ghostbuster House today.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So your shirt? Wow?

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Like, if I could go back and talk to six
year old me right now, I would not believe myself.
I mean, growing up, Ghostbusters was was my thing. I
had all the toys. I even broke my arm playing
Ghostbusters at Clove Lakes Park when I was six years old.
You know, I had the backpack on running, tripped over myself,
broke my left arm. I mean, this is this movie

(11:52):
was everything to me.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
And pull yourself together. Yeah, but question what is going
on at the Ghostbusters firehouse today? What's the big party about?

Speaker 9 (12:04):
Because they are new movies coming out. I think next
week Ghostbusters Frozen Empire, and they're celebrating the release of
the movie. The big movie premiere is tonight.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
New York going to the movie premiere tonight.

Speaker 8 (12:14):
I'm very sure tomorrow is Slimer going to be there
or the State Puff marshmallow Man.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
That's cgi stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I mean, it's come on, but somebody could be in
a Slimmer costume.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Sure, why not?

Speaker 9 (12:27):
But all the Ghostbusters will be there and new and
old and uh you know at to one and I
mean this is yes, this is going to show up.
Elvis is like, think about think about our job right now.
Last week was ice cream. This week I'm hanging out
with the Ghostbusters. I mean I know that we were
pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Jobs going on? And will you report back tomorrow list
from home? I will? All right, is there anything else
that's all?

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Sit at this paradise island and nippy with the food
and wife?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
All right? Is there anything else going? Once? Going twice? Done?
Have a nice day. I adjourned by the fifteen minute
morning show
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