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April 11, 2024 • 12 mins

Skeery and Nate felt like Ross in that episode of 'Friend's when they last wore leather pants!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Fine Elvis Morning Show. It's a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let's go, let's talk about stuff. I want to make
you now, why do you tell me to go? And
I want to make three time. I just want to
make sure Diana's on the switcher and she's ready.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's all. Could you let us show us a sign?
Show us a sign, Jesus, did you see a sign? Yes,
a sign? She switches. Okay, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Let's go. We got things to talk about.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hey, yesterday we were talking about that incredible video of
Letty Kravits working out in the gym, but rather than Lululemon,
he's wearing skin tight long leather pants a mesh shirt
and he's lifting these mass i barbells over his body

(01:03):
and Gotdi immediately said, no, I talked to a good
friend of mine who works out all the time in
gym's and that's impossible what he's doing with such little effort.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Right, that's what you said.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
He was just going so fast and so hard that
some people were questioning whether that bar was actually a
forty five pound bar, and those weights were actually as
big as they looked, because some people said they were
phoning me rubbery ten pounders.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So Garrett went into the gym yesterday and you can
see this on Instagram on his posts.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
On the Elvis Drancho too.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, oh it is okay good.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
He actually did the Lenny Crabit's workout, I mean minus
the leather pants.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
I didn't have leather pants and I didn't have a
mess shirt, but I had the sunglasses, so I had
one thing going for me. And then I decided to
ask a friend to hold my feet because I didn't
have that thing that Lenny was doing to hold his
feet down.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It is hard. I did it.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I did it three times.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
So what were you lifting? You had?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
You had the actual I had the forty five pound barbell,
and then I put two ten hounds on each side,
and I was like, all right, this is what this
is what at least it looks like Lenny was doing.
And if he was, if he was actually doing it
or if he was faking it, he's a very good actor.
Because once I did, like the second one, I was done,
like there was no way. So it just shows that

(02:17):
Lenny has this incredible core strength that I don't think
any of us have.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well that's the thing you're talking about sixty five pounds
in other words, right, But the way he was lifting it, yeah,
it wasn't like you were like going up and then up.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
It was like, yeahah no, he's a beach.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Just just for the speed of the sit ups alone,
he's beastie. But Garrett in that video looks like Damien from.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Girls Yeah No, with a hood on.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
And they weren't regular sit ups. They were inclined sit ups,
meaning you're you're actually in a more of an angled
position below a regular sit up position, like you weren't
like laying flat on the floor.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
He was like he had a come.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
From so he was doing stuff. So giving Lenny some credit,
he was doing something. Even though the way on the bar.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Where you know exactly, I think even if you just
did the bar, it would have been the same same thing.
If anybody tries it, just do it with with the
bar without any weights, and I think it will be
just as hard. But then all the scientists started, you know,
coming into the DMS, going well, it's physics. You know,
once you have your feet in a position and your
legs are higher up, then the weight will just carry
you forward. So who knows, but you know, it was

(03:23):
interesting to try it yesterday after like a lot of
people and even in this room are like, ah, there's
no way could happen.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, I don't know if I could do it. Try it, seriously,
give it a try. I don't even think I can
walk up like a staircase. So there's that.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
If you get me leather pants, I'll do it again.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh god, okay, well you don't please, maybe a leather skirt,
all right, fair enough, So yeah, it can be done.
But I tell you, Lenny is bad ass no matter
what he does, even if it's even if it's a
well a trick.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, anyone in favor of Lenny Cravis doing whatever he wants.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I mean, I got it his his. I mean I've
worn leather pants before. He's probably got some sweat rolling
down as well.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
I was thinking the same thing, like, whoo, it's got
to be swompy in there.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Can we back up?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Back up, back up? When's the last time straight and
eight wore leather pants from.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Cleather Pants in twenty twenty three? I was, oh no,
I'm sorry, twenty two thousand and three. So that was
for Halloween. Halloween. Yes, I was Arnold Schwarzenegger from the
Terminator for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh, I thought you were wearing leather pants just because
you were going out of the town.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, no, well I did go out afterwards, but what
I did find out is that leather pants do not
absorb any sort of moisture. Sure, so I was waiting tables.
We all dressed up at work, and you know, then
we were planning on going out afterwards, and I realized
that my socks. I'm like, why are my feet so squishy?
And all of the sweat randomn legs and my socking

(04:57):
were soaking wet from sweat.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, I thought you were when you were a stripper
and you like, rip, those were chaps.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Was it tough to get pants?

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
It was like it seriously, was like David what's his
name from friends?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Remember when he had the.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Leather pants and he could not get the pants back.
It was exactly like.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
That, trying to get him on or off.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Ridiculous you were You used to have leather.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Pants, right, That was in maybe high school a long
time ago. There were many years and many pounds ago.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
They are not a practical garment. I will say that.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, I still I have a couple of leather leather
shirts top.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I have like faul leather leggings like you know that
you can put underneath, not like real leather is really really.

Speaker 8 (05:48):
Expensive and there's no give on them. Really, I mean
when I wear them, it's.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Tight when I wear them.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
When did you wear?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I tried them on, I never bought.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I would love to see you wear leather pants.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
I've tried on occasion to purchase a pair and.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
It didn't get past.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
It didn't get because I feel like black leather pants
are a thing right. Well, No, there was one season
where it was fashionable for men the same way women
were using.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
So I went to the fitting room, ignored.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Strum, and they never made it past the fitting room
because there's no give.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Can we all wear leather pants one day? Can we
all go out by leather pants and wear one day?
Better idea? Better ideas? But that was season. I forgot
what year it was. Was it twenty fifteen? When was it?

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Because for women it's been it's a very big, full
thing and.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Full leather pants with like a long sweater or something
more like even those.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
The checker shirts, the flannel, flannel, the flannel.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Shirts with the looks really weird. You're gonna wear it
that dingle both.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Why you left it gotdy? Why you're left it so hard?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Because okay, so scars got like solid legs right there,
and I feel like leather pan answer for kind of
wayfish like like real skinny, and Scary is solid not
I'm not saying fat at all.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
He's just solid, like when he wears joggers.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I'm like, damn, Scary got some some I got some cats.
I do trying to, like put these leather pants on,
and then what would you wear on the top.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well, well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I someone swayed. I was actually Gareth wear an entire cow.
Wear an entire cow. Garrett called it.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
It was for a jingle ball one year, several years ago.
I was trying to.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I was shopping.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
I always go to the same nord Strum and Lois
helps me out and she always picks my clothing and
Lowest Lois.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Is the best.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
She's she's amazing lowis at short hills. And then Lois,
Lois should have steered you away from a leather pants.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
Oh no, no, the pants steered me away from the
pants because I just I couldn't get my leg in them.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, it wouldn't go.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Can we all like pretend like he rolls up the
jingle ball and he's wearing leather pants.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
What is your reaction?

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Did immedia?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'll not be able to She had a really cool top.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
But you didn't wear them. That's all that matters. I'm
disaster averted.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
I would be saying to.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Get him to bend down all night.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
I just picture the sound while his thighs are ready together,
he's walking in.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Those are the smell of the fumes. There's friction going
on this. I was told these were a little flexible,
but they weren't soft leather. Wait, can you get Lois
on the phone. I love Lois the best. She loves

(08:44):
you because she steered you away from wearing actual steer.
So there's that.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
But you know, it's so funny to think back of
the things we used to wear that were like, for
a blip in time, they were.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hot and then they were not.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I saw somebody we true religion genes, and I'm like,
I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I had three scary head those two guilty lowis lowess.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
That was last year.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
No wasn't.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
And all the stuff that used to be hideous or
that we thought I was said, is this all back?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (09:20):
I know?

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Kind of makes me happy. I'm like, oh, I can
walk around in Jean's twelve size is too big for me? Yes.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Like, my daughter is going through all my old T
shirts that I've literally had since the nineties and she's like,
oh my god, these are great and she's taking them
all and wearing them.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, I mean she cuts the freaking neck out of them,
which drives me nuts. But she's wearing my old shirt.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's cool though. That's cool she's doing that.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, I like that they've got another life. Does she
wear them with leather pants?

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Sometimes?

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Good, she can get away with that.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So there's that.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Hey, you know I have good news. People actually listen
to this podcast?

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Did you know that?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Why?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
I was in Costco yesterday and some dude just sees
me and he takes his earbut out and he's like,
are you Scotty? And I said yeah, He's like, I'm
listening to the fifteen minute morning choir right now. His
name was I'm ninety nine percent sure his name was Ian,
So what's up?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Ian, where are you buying?

Speaker 6 (10:10):
I just had a cart full of crap. I got
those new Reeses. Oh my god, these new Riess frozen
bananas with chocolate covered Riess Frozen bananas having costco.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
They're insane.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
That sounds awesome. Yeah, they're really good. That was right
after I came from adventure Land. That was a story.
You want to hear that one?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I guess we're gonna hear that one.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
So I went to adventure Land, the amusement park a
long island with my daughter and a couple of friends
and one of the friend's moms, and so they were
on the it's called the Frisbee ride.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's it's this big.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
It's a frize. It's a disc that spins around and
it goes up and down and up and down.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Stand up? Do you stand up on the side.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
I know you're sitting. Not the gravit tromp, but close.
And so all of a sudden, the ride comes to
an end. This kid starts spewing vomit all over the place,
so he throws it. He throws up all over the ride,
and they close it down, and the mom is just like,
are you okay, sweetheart? You just have some water or
you know, they leave the they leave like the kruddy
vomit napkins all over the floor. So five minutes later,

(11:05):
my kids are on the swings, you know the swings
that go around, and I see the kid on there,
and I point out to the mom, like, look at him,
look at his face, and he was clenching his his
his mouth, and lo and behold thirty seconds later again,
look at this point, why does the mom be like,
come on, little timmy, let's get out of here.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
But that was slinging vomit on the whole park.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Yes, she keeps letting him go on rides. I don't
understand it was it was going slow.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It was toward the end, was getting their distance on
that one on on the swings.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
It was had slowed down at that point.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
So it was only Danielle. Where's Danielle had the table?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
And I'll tell you one thing. The kid definitely had
an icy right before that was red everywhere, not a
natural color. Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know, we've had a lot of fun. We gotta
let Danielle go. Maybe this is a good time to
pull the plotter in this thing. Danielley, Okay, to the.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Daniel The Smell, I Tell you the Smell.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
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