April 10, 2024 • 10 mins
Scotty's dad doesn't think you should not tip on the tax total at restaurants.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning show? Now you started, Well, I wasn't on the trip,
so I didn't know what you were talking about. I
see you. I heard him say, everybody think about something
that happened on the trip, So I thought that was
still like the that was part of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's why I said, go in the room. And then
he said, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Sorry, I'm rolling.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Now you're now you lead it, lead, lead the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But you're talking about the I don't know. I was
in my closet while you guys were on the trip.
I don't know what's happened to talk about something else?
Why don't you come out of the closet and talk.
I came out of the closet yesterday morning, all right,
I'll talk, you know, And I texted you about it
in Nate last night, like everybody has old parents.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I was at a restaurant last night with my
family my brother's birthday dinner, and I wanted to put
it on my credit card to get you know, I
had points and discounts and whatever. So I got the
receipt and my dad's like, you don't tip on the
tax I'm like, Dad, it doesn't work like that anymore.
You tip on the full amount, you give twenty at
least twenty percent of the full amount.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Fucking cheap.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And well, I mean because they're old school.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So I was going back and forth with them for
like five minutes, and he was getting all raging. I'm like, Dad,
please just stop. This is what I'm tipping. If you
don't like it, I don't know what to tell you.
But you're thinking like nineteen sixties here, and it's not
like that anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know what else doesn't Who doesn't tip on tax
is my podcast partner, David Brody. I'll just call him
right out because he's we've we've argued about this on
our podcast, so it's fair game.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I thought, you go to the total, and then go
to the.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Total and you double it and you go from there.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Have a nice day to say. To not tip on
tax is so frigging petty.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
It's such a small amount unless you bought a car,
which you wouldn't be tipping on anyway. Yeah, it's such
animal amount to not leave.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It, said Dad, that two dollars. It means a lot
more to him than it does to you. So what's
the difference, you know? And then I mean growing up,
it was always you're doub all the tax, you know,
but that's different for every every area in the United States.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Different.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well okay, let me let me take it further though.
What if you order a bottle of wine and that
it gets added to the dinner tab. Do you tip
on the full amount? Still no? Or do you now
subtract the bottle of wine? Because usually a bottle of
wine could be anywhere from thirty five to one hundred,
maybe even two hundred dollars depending on who you haven't
dinner with.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
If you're with Elvis, yeah, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But you do you tip on the bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I feel like you have to tip on the bill,
don't you, Yeah, the whole bill with the bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I feel like part of it. Look, if you can
afford a big expensive bottle of wine, tip on it? Well, yeah,
exactly right.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And I feel like the people that can afford that
expensive bottle of wine probably can afford the bigger but
you might. When we were servers, because I was a
server for twenty five years ago, did we have to
we have to declare a certain amount of our sales.
I think that's what I had to do.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
You're supposed to declare one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I had to declare a certain percentage of my sales
as a tip.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
So now that it's so far removed that I hope
a statute of limitations has kicked in. I would just
because people tip on credit cards for the most part.
What that always that already gets cleaned, like get that
added and then anything cash?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You just poky?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
How does that work on credit cards? Like, so, if
I'm tipping on credit how do you guys get the tip?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, it gets put in your paycheck.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Soga, So you don't get it like that night at.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The end of the night, Oh you did.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Cash up anything?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Let me try and remember. See back when I did it,
people paid cash more so I would always walk with whatever.
Okay they call it walking. Oh so I would just
walk with cash. So I don't know how that worked.
I can't remember now.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, no, we got everything at the end, but that
credit card tip it was put on whatever shitty little
paycheck you've got it likes for tax purposes, but you've
got the money.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Scotty can you talk about what your daughter's also said
to your parents last night at the eclipse?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, at the eclipse.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, so my parents. You know, first of all, my
dad is out of his mind, as you know, So
he didn't have a pair of glasses. So I'm like,
you can you know, like a pin hole in a
paper plate or something like that was supposed to be
able to work. So he like cut the end off
of a pool hose and he's like, this works. There's
a hole in this, but I mean it was like
it was like a half dollar size hole. I'm like, Dad, no,
you can't just look for something with a hole. It
(04:27):
doesn't really work like that. But so anyway, I wound
up giving them a pair of glasses, and my daughter's
helping them look up at the thing or whatever, and
she turns me. She says, you know, this is going
to be their last solar eclipse because the next one
is not till twenty twenty forty four. Oh terrible, that's
not true. Oh my god, loud enough loud? What's that?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
My parents, right, who's not going to live to the
next one. My parents they're eighty, they could be at
actually said.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That, No, they may be one hundred years old and living.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He won't be able to see at that point anyway.
Christ Scotty, what I already see them going downhill. They're
not making it to a home. They gave him the
World's Worst Son Awards.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Did they say that to your parents' face or just
to you?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They were standing there. She said to me, my dad's deaf.
He couldn't hear, but I'm sure my mom heard it.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I pray to God my father is here for the
next solar eclipse of twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm sorry, I just can't. I would never talk about
my parents, but there was one time. There was one
time where my dad my daughter was little. My dad
was flying a kite and I took a picture of
them from behind, and my Dad's like pointing up there,
you know. So my caption was my dad's showing Ashley
where he's going to be in a few years.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, they could outlive you, Scottie.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
They could never know what my left hand is tingling
right now.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
We know, knowing us, one of us is gonna get
by those freaking bikes they come by.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Scotti, someone I post.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
So I posted a picture of Scotti the other day
because you know he'll be like, I'm not eating that
shitty food you guys eat. I'm not having a chicken
wing my cholesterols through the roof. And then he had
a bag full of marshmallows. He was just fistful down
the pie hole.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So it's a picture of sugar.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
There's no fat. They're fat free.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Get out of here anyway. I posted the picture because
you know, when he over each he says his foot tingles,
people think you have gout.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, I mean it's all parts of my body though
my foot's just one of them.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
But it could be. It could be the gout.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You really need to get that check because it's extremely
painful if you let it get out of hand.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It doesn't have to get amputated.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
No, but it's like you might not be able to walk. No,
they have medicine for gout.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I think yeah, but if it flares off my dad
walk and stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
My dad's gout pointed to other things that they should
have known about that they.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Didn't sell uric acid.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Where where does it build? Oh, I don't know. I
just the bottom of my foohurts want to eat bad.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Food, But that doesn't swells everything. No, no, no, no,
I thought gout is a swollen thing.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
It does sudden severe attacks of pain, swelling, redness, and
tender tenderness and more than one of your joints, but
often in your feet.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Where's my least qualified people to be diagnosed with.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Like with Scotty though, when something's actually worth taking a
look at, he won't do it. But if you like
flick him in the back of the head, he's.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
For the worst.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
This place has ruined my vision.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
I'm telling you it was so the other day. He
literally looked like he was making out with the screen.
I was like, are you okay? He goes, I can't see.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, glasses I have. I have glasses here just to
reclose up. But I'm telling you, Jeff screwed my cornea
up and you hit me in the head and you
mess it.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh my god, you were never hit in the head.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
This is to him.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh my?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
I flicked him and he swore I severed his optims.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
The noise around here are so sensitive. I took a
punch of papers and hit Nate on the arm today.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh my god, my sunburn.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Ny everywhere you have a shirt on and it was paper.
If ever there is an emergence situation. It's only the
women around here, and we're getting us out of it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's the only people I'm going to.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Every one of these guys dies immediately, and if they
don't die, I will kill them.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We're saving y'all. They thank you, You're welcome. Oh wait
was that fifteen? I was like, wait, wait, can go
back the way? Oh sorry, can we go back to
tip tipping for one second?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
So when my grandma used to go to the hair
salon to get her, you know, her curls done and everything.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Once a week, my.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Mom would put a tip in the envelope and write
tip and steal it up and put it in her purse,
so she would give it. And she'd always come home
with the envelope still, and my mother would say, what
did you do? She's like, this is for the tip
because she never knew. She goes, well, I give them fifties,
fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
She went to fifty cents. She went to the hair salon.
That's why my mom would give her the money.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
But but she would forget to give it, so my
mom would have to take the envelope, go back to
the hair salon, say here's the money, it was so sad,
but it was just funny, how that's what she thought.
Back in the we tip fifty cents.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh because she was, she was my grandma.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That was a lot of money in it.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Also, I'm sick of tipping. I'm tired of it. Just
build it into the price and leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
And they want a tip for everything everything. Every time
you're at buying something in the store, tip.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
As soon as you see that tablet, it's like, oh shit.
You guys.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Saw Sebastian Maniscalco the other day, right, He went to
a restaurant and he noticed the bill. He got charged
three bucks for COVID fee, and he goes, what's this for?
He goes, we wipe down the menus for three bucks.
So he goes, what were you doing before COVID? Just
giving me a spaghetti on my menu? And then and
then he noticed he was getting charged seven percent because
he used a credit card. He goes, get rid of
the COVID fee, Get rid of the credit card fee.
(09:44):
It's called the deal of doing business with me.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Yeah, the credit card fees and service fees, like you
are having me pay you to pay you get the
fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm over it. I'm done.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I'm checking out, moving to another country. I don't know who's.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
One COVID fee that's from wipe down the menu.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
They should do anyway.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Check out his instagram. It's on there.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, we've done that.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think now we're done.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You don't need more question, daniel you're what else you
want to get off? Nine and a half minutes, nine
and a half.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Minute if you don't point it uf Danielle is.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
The queen of pointing out the ship.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
She's not supposed to right now, you would be.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But here's the thing I gotta tell you. Like, the
fans are unhappy because we haven't had episodes for a while,
so this one should be full.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Right of course, you guys are slave new episodes, but
to others.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Plus, we weren't you know, we had to catch flights
the other day. We weren't here yesterday. I mean, you know,
things happened. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I thought it was good. I like warm up podcast.
Tomorrow's will be better.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
It'll always be better tomorrow, all right. The fifteen minute
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning show? Now you started, Well, I wasn't on the trip,
so I didn't know what you were talking about. I
see you. I heard him say, everybody think about something
that happened on the trip, So I thought that was
still like the that was part of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's why I said, go in the room. And then
he said, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Sorry, I'm rolling.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Now you're now you lead it, lead, lead the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But you're talking about the I don't know. I was
in my closet while you guys were on the trip.
I don't know what's happened to talk about something else?
Why don't you come out of the closet and talk.
I came out of the closet yesterday morning, all right,
I'll talk, you know, And I texted you about it
in Nate last night, like everybody has old parents.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I was at a restaurant last night with my
family my brother's birthday dinner, and I wanted to put
it on my credit card to get you know, I
had points and discounts and whatever. So I got the
receipt and my dad's like, you don't tip on the
tax I'm like, Dad, it doesn't work like that anymore.
You tip on the full amount, you give twenty at
least twenty percent of the full amount.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Fucking cheap.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And well, I mean because they're old school.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So I was going back and forth with them for
like five minutes, and he was getting all raging. I'm like, Dad,
please just stop. This is what I'm tipping. If you
don't like it, I don't know what to tell you.
But you're thinking like nineteen sixties here, and it's not
like that anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know what else doesn't Who doesn't tip on tax
is my podcast partner, David Brody. I'll just call him
right out because he's we've we've argued about this on
our podcast, so it's fair game.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I thought, you go to the total, and then go
to the.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Total and you double it and you go from there.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Have a nice day to say. To not tip on
tax is so frigging petty.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
It's such a small amount unless you bought a car,
which you wouldn't be tipping on anyway. Yeah, it's such
animal amount to not leave.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It, said Dad, that two dollars. It means a lot
more to him than it does to you. So what's
the difference, you know? And then I mean growing up,
it was always you're doub all the tax, you know,
but that's different for every every area in the United States.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Different.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well okay, let me let me take it further though.
What if you order a bottle of wine and that
it gets added to the dinner tab. Do you tip
on the full amount? Still no? Or do you now
subtract the bottle of wine? Because usually a bottle of
wine could be anywhere from thirty five to one hundred,
maybe even two hundred dollars depending on who you haven't
dinner with.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
If you're with Elvis, yeah, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But you do you tip on the bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I feel like you have to tip on the bill,
don't you, Yeah, the whole bill with the bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I feel like part of it. Look, if you can
afford a big expensive bottle of wine, tip on it? Well, yeah,
exactly right.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And I feel like the people that can afford that
expensive bottle of wine probably can afford the bigger but
you might. When we were servers, because I was a
server for twenty five years ago, did we have to
we have to declare a certain amount of our sales.
I think that's what I had to do.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
You're supposed to declare one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I had to declare a certain percentage of my sales
as a tip.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
So now that it's so far removed that I hope
a statute of limitations has kicked in. I would just
because people tip on credit cards for the most part.
What that always that already gets cleaned, like get that
added and then anything cash?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You just poky?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
How does that work on credit cards? Like, so, if
I'm tipping on credit how do you guys get the tip?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, it gets put in your paycheck.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Soga, So you don't get it like that night at.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The end of the night, Oh you did.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Cash up anything?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Let me try and remember. See back when I did it,
people paid cash more so I would always walk with whatever.
Okay they call it walking. Oh so I would just
walk with cash. So I don't know how that worked.
I can't remember now.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, no, we got everything at the end, but that
credit card tip it was put on whatever shitty little
paycheck you've got it likes for tax purposes, but you've
got the money.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Scotty can you talk about what your daughter's also said
to your parents last night at the eclipse?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, at the eclipse.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, so my parents. You know, first of all, my
dad is out of his mind, as you know, So
he didn't have a pair of glasses. So I'm like,
you can you know, like a pin hole in a
paper plate or something like that was supposed to be
able to work. So he like cut the end off
of a pool hose and he's like, this works. There's
a hole in this, but I mean it was like
it was like a half dollar size hole. I'm like, Dad, no,
you can't just look for something with a hole. It
(04:27):
doesn't really work like that. But so anyway, I wound
up giving them a pair of glasses, and my daughter's
helping them look up at the thing or whatever, and
she turns me. She says, you know, this is going
to be their last solar eclipse because the next one
is not till twenty twenty forty four. Oh terrible, that's
not true. Oh my god, loud enough loud? What's that?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
My parents, right, who's not going to live to the
next one. My parents they're eighty, they could be at
actually said.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That, No, they may be one hundred years old and living.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He won't be able to see at that point anyway.
Christ Scotty, what I already see them going downhill. They're
not making it to a home. They gave him the
World's Worst Son Awards.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Did they say that to your parents' face or just
to you?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They were standing there. She said to me, my dad's deaf.
He couldn't hear, but I'm sure my mom heard it.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I pray to God my father is here for the
next solar eclipse of twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm sorry, I just can't. I would never talk about
my parents, but there was one time. There was one
time where my dad my daughter was little. My dad
was flying a kite and I took a picture of
them from behind, and my Dad's like pointing up there,
you know. So my caption was my dad's showing Ashley
where he's going to be in a few years.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, they could outlive you, Scottie.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
They could never know what my left hand is tingling
right now.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
We know, knowing us, one of us is gonna get
by those freaking bikes they come by.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Scotti, someone I post.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
So I posted a picture of Scotti the other day
because you know he'll be like, I'm not eating that
shitty food you guys eat. I'm not having a chicken
wing my cholesterols through the roof. And then he had
a bag full of marshmallows. He was just fistful down
the pie hole.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So it's a picture of sugar.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
There's no fat. They're fat free.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Get out of here anyway. I posted the picture because
you know, when he over each he says his foot tingles,
people think you have gout.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, I mean it's all parts of my body though
my foot's just one of them.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
But it could be. It could be the gout.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You really need to get that check because it's extremely
painful if you let it get out of hand.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It doesn't have to get amputated.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
No, but it's like you might not be able to walk. No,
they have medicine for gout.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I think yeah, but if it flares off my dad
walk and stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
My dad's gout pointed to other things that they should
have known about that they.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Didn't sell uric acid.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Where where does it build? Oh, I don't know. I
just the bottom of my foohurts want to eat bad.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Food, But that doesn't swells everything. No, no, no, no,
I thought gout is a swollen thing.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
It does sudden severe attacks of pain, swelling, redness, and
tender tenderness and more than one of your joints, but
often in your feet.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Where's my least qualified people to be diagnosed with.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Like with Scotty though, when something's actually worth taking a
look at, he won't do it. But if you like
flick him in the back of the head, he's.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
For the worst.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
This place has ruined my vision.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
I'm telling you it was so the other day. He
literally looked like he was making out with the screen.
I was like, are you okay? He goes, I can't see.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, glasses I have. I have glasses here just to
reclose up. But I'm telling you, Jeff screwed my cornea
up and you hit me in the head and you
mess it.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh my god, you were never hit in the head.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
This is to him.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh my?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
I flicked him and he swore I severed his optims.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
The noise around here are so sensitive. I took a
punch of papers and hit Nate on the arm today.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh my god, my sunburn.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Ny everywhere you have a shirt on and it was paper.
If ever there is an emergence situation. It's only the
women around here, and we're getting us out of it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's the only people I'm going to.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Every one of these guys dies immediately, and if they
don't die, I will kill them.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We're saving y'all. They thank you, You're welcome. Oh wait
was that fifteen? I was like, wait, wait, can go
back the way? Oh sorry, can we go back to
tip tipping for one second?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
So when my grandma used to go to the hair
salon to get her, you know, her curls done and everything.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Once a week, my.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Mom would put a tip in the envelope and write
tip and steal it up and put it in her purse,
so she would give it. And she'd always come home
with the envelope still, and my mother would say, what
did you do? She's like, this is for the tip
because she never knew. She goes, well, I give them fifties,
fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
She went to fifty cents. She went to the hair salon.
That's why my mom would give her the money.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
But but she would forget to give it, so my
mom would have to take the envelope, go back to
the hair salon, say here's the money, it was so sad,
but it was just funny, how that's what she thought.
Back in the we tip fifty cents.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh because she was, she was my grandma.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That was a lot of money in it.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Also, I'm sick of tipping. I'm tired of it. Just
build it into the price and leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
And they want a tip for everything everything. Every time
you're at buying something in the store, tip.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
As soon as you see that tablet, it's like, oh shit.
You guys.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Saw Sebastian Maniscalco the other day, right, He went to
a restaurant and he noticed the bill. He got charged
three bucks for COVID fee, and he goes, what's this for?
He goes, we wipe down the menus for three bucks.
So he goes, what were you doing before COVID? Just
giving me a spaghetti on my menu? And then and
then he noticed he was getting charged seven percent because
he used a credit card. He goes, get rid of
the COVID fee, Get rid of the credit card fee.
(09:44):
It's called the deal of doing business with me.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Yeah, the credit card fees and service fees, like you
are having me pay you to pay you get the
fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm over it. I'm done.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I'm checking out, moving to another country. I don't know who's.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
One COVID fee that's from wipe down the menu.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
They should do anyway.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Check out his instagram. It's on there.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, we've done that.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think now we're done.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You don't need more question, daniel you're what else you
want to get off? Nine and a half minutes, nine
and a half.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Minute if you don't point it uf Danielle is.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
The queen of pointing out the ship.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
She's not supposed to right now, you would be.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But here's the thing I gotta tell you. Like, the
fans are unhappy because we haven't had episodes for a while,
so this one should be full.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Right of course, you guys are slave new episodes, but
to others.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Plus, we weren't you know, we had to catch flights
the other day. We weren't here yesterday. I mean, you know,
things happened. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I thought it was good. I like warm up podcast.
Tomorrow's will be better.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
It'll always be better tomorrow, all right. The fifteen minute
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